The Seattle star., September 17, 1909, Home Edition, Page 6, Image 6

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THE GLORY Of AUTUMN
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To the children the blessed and now fast-wan ing summer
has -teemed long. To thctn •***•*•" day in the great out-of-doors
has been a lifetime. The more years they live tit.- shorter will
seem the days, and after awhile amy will he exclaiming, as all
men do, "How time flies t"
Soon the frost will he on the ground. M, and how fast
lias tilt' summer slipped '<>>.<> '
Autumn has its glory. KM of us love It better than
•spring or summer. Certainly it carries a splendid appeal to the
If such a thing were passible, wouldn't it be fine to go
10,000 miles tip int.. the .in .in.! leak'back'[upon the autumn
scene of North America? We MMtM see such •* riot of color
as to dax.de us— it would look like a giant diamond.
On the Pacific coast there would be the brown •<>« of
the sun-burned grass and *••" rich dark green °* the '" leaves
of that semi-tropical country. fa the northwest the snow
capped mountains would sparkle like crystal points, fields
glisten,brightly for one facet to our diamond. f
The grays and blacks of the Rock]' mountains and flat
yellows"imd browns of the desert countries would make deep
tones for our wonderful%tone, but in its heart «M Would sec
the most glorious colors of all—rich, deep, transparent, softly
gleaming M; and dull, pitch black. The gold would .*• the
sheen of the stubble fields, after the harvests; the black, the
mark of the impatient, hopeful plow, doing next year's work.
Red, purple, green would pass la a stately parade, aorta*
wards through the tops of the forests, leaving a scared, yellow
trail behind them. MB
award there would be.the'purple sad green of pas vine*
yard; southward, the white .-i * the cotton mingling with the
blackness of'the newly turned earth in the cotton fields. There
would be many beautiful facets of green la the middle west
and cad. The dull grays of vast cities on the eastern coast
would merge into the intense blast of the Atlantic ocean.
Such.would Ik- the scene in autumn, the season of glory.
Nature, setting the example, bids us be hiippy and bright ami
libpeful in autumn
; The chance* are. that the- white
girl who hastily marries a Jap will
not repent at leisure There wont
be any J leisure.'.''
It will be noticed that when Jule*
Verne dltw-overed the North Pole
he didn't make any mistakes about
the time the aunroee.
; Peary"* vocabulary continues to:
give evidence of t hllhlalna '
THE EXTENSIBLE HUMORIST
"•'.."Have you * place.for a humor*
1st?" aided , the somber-looking
' young man with thin hair aid dark
; rings around his orb*.
,"„T_e editor > looked up from his
mucilage P*rt*%|PalfSri>tgEßßa|flßK
" "We have * place for. a humor
dat," he said In even tone*, hut I
„ will omit directing you to It—un
less, perjaitance. >*„ get roe riled."
Th« young man looked around for
•a i chair. There wa none, M be
•qua • himself, and continued:
.* "I am an extensive humorist." " -
' "Ton mean ostensible-*** n.ajal the
editor. Idly Impaling a roach with
t>ls aclssors.
* •'No.** murmured the young man.
"I could hardly call it that I can
ba*t explain with an example."
• "That's going sum. ha. ha!"
chortled the editor, lint his harsh
laughter ha.l no echo.
v "Pardon me. I have not started
yet." replied the youth, wanly "1
will demonstrate, for Instance,
take a bookworm joko—say tbe one
about the firm In good humor
—found i. i.-.l in the works of Bill
Nye This joke I extend, thus:
IUUZTH Atoms'
PURSHUN SHAH&
.
P I wui that little • rsliiin shahr. tbe one they've chose to rule 'em
I wouldn't stand for the gtildin' hand—l'd simply up and fool 'em '
I bet you'd never see m* cry at li-'lii' elervated,
When once they said. "James, go up head!" I'd order school vacated-
And If they'd bitch at mlndlti' me, and peeve abort in, stunt* '
Tie whiskered Viz and those pais of his would lose their heads at
once.
•PI was that hill.- I'ershun shahr, I wouldn't shako and tremble—
I'd stick around until I found some kids I could assemble
And them I'd arm with flobert gam, and with a sword In hand
I d lead the march through the castle arch, behind .i minstrel hand
And sternly do the noble work that calls me to (hi street
Boat down the doors of the candy stores and give myself a treat.
'PI wu_ that little Pershun shabr, I'd be one they'd admit"
To and fro they'd see tne go on enjlncs to each fire;
I'd visit all the plcter shows and make th.- rounds tin late,
A bathln' suit I'd substitute for my jeweled robe of state;
And every day, not work M play, would be th* rule In Teheran,
'Till Pcrahtir'tl be.broke up |«r «<-.■ Its shahi become a man,
THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE
i wm I'm il ulili j I'll WWW' iWiIUMW MTI WtWf^tiW^^Rmmammt _. »*
a
Chicago mlasa-d ft tine bel when
It did not pull off an Impromptu
stnet car strike to entertain the
president.
Mr*. llarriman Is now the wortd'a
heat woman, but Hetty •-**» is
•Hill the first coin conservationist
of the land.
When Mr. Olavls "rises to re
mark" there will be plenty of peo
ple- ready to listen.
'Hr*i Hookworm- What a vacant
look you have! Second Hookworm:
No wonder. I've been eating a blank
book.*"
i "Is thai all yon can do with It*"
sneered th* editor.
"Not quite," answered 'be yunv
[me rial . "Next i take ii from an
other angle- make an angleworm,
a* it were, of the bookworm. I have
a bookworm tin all sorts of plausible
thins*: build hlmsetf * darkroom
la ft photograph album, and do
cabinet tricks; have him renounce
vegetarianism and attack ft calf
binding; have htm travel through
the atlas until he find* the north
pote; have him evince musical
saute* and linger over hi* notebook.
Then, again. I portray him ft* mak
ing : a doughnut by biting * hole
In a cook book, or ** being easily '
found In the city directory, or a*
great on date* because he ha*
crammed himself with history, or
aa a blockhead because bo was
reared In a logbook, or as a cuti.y
who has broken tbe rule* In a ledg
er, or ft* tipsy because he baa rw«f
lowed too much Punch, or a* ro
mantic from devouring novel*, and
i left-fin* bom* for Three* Week*'; or
|as reading between the line* In the
telephone directory; or ft* ft bore
to great author*; or ii* bavin, punc
tured all the high tariff argument*
In the Congressional Record: or—or
Well I b-lieve that eahausts a.,.,
bookworm Stable. • Will I dot"
"Xo. you wont!" it.) Ihe editor,
carefully Jerking th* love* which
operated the Climax Peat Kjeetor,
"You omitted the one about the
bookworm coming out of a scrap
book with a black eye."*
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Rainbow dinner* get at leant a
run for their money..
It* Impossible to buy * friend
that Is worth the price.
A little learning Is doubly dan
gerous If It swell* a man's bead.
Bven the dollfaced girl lan't eat
defied with sawdust breakrast food.
The more a girl think* of a young
man the more her mother think*
she doesn't.—Chicago News.
ADOLF'S DOWNFALL ISS RABID--HE ISS A POET
Otgar Vitnctiea Him Voo
ing der Muse, .but Does
Nod Became ad all Jeal
ous.
He 11 .ink From der Peirer
ian Spring Unter der De
• lu*i<>n Id Was* Wuer»
burger.
(Adolf in».-rt« hlmni-iuf In' der
tir*.«..i of but, who 1., a publi
can—dot Im, yon who public*,**.)
OSUAIl: Come In, und shut lla I
door m you so oul4*faQ_oa__n
ADOLF: 1i!.,,*,.. I hat «i.mi..
ling* fur your paper.
"Vol »re you, I MkT"
"l-ey .-all ti,« « hart."
"Iw dot short for ■ ml.-n **■'
"You don'd unt.-riat.tiit. I make
my llftoß b/ dor pott,"
"lly l"t pen? Unas y««i ft eon
flctr
"Such 'til ratal .l*.-lia*»«' I write*
poetical*, und sell il.nu"
<>!». you sell dera! MM mi*.
•titling shoMtrtßga Is* b«tt_r.**
"Ilert* las yon you can hst for
li cents:
"I vanert by l.t >:ilet,-h. Tow;
der* « no saloon der* now.
Out at der drug adore you obtain
a trtnk ef you know how."
"Hum. I dink I amell some gas*
oscaplng from dot meter, but eft*
dencely you l.af der dlrlne affla
tua."
"So? I must hat been opposed
to id somevere. Here la* anodder
efford:
'Abou Hen them ate of tripe
fried In grease,
lien ..-ilk-d In hi** sleep der .treed
down a dear,*.
Cod der* in dec moonlight felt a
• draft on hi* cheat;
Hot lo* tie* Adbem was* only
half dressed."
"I dink, young fuller, veo you
mate dot .afford you sprain*-.)
FROM DIANA'S DIARY
Ill* '1 ""i .mm*"* |i to *|>i ■ rt>l| , _ WIIM , f**""" I"r*afnJSirT"""" ,t-T pttA I
Mis* Olllplcklca Joins * Bloomer Girls Base B*ll Nine and Pun*** Hsr
Ambition ta Ms!.* a Mom* Sun. *** -
BY PRSD SCHAEFCR.
-HE INSISTED WE SKIP THE HOTEL IN OUR FIELD TOGS."
V,
A hoodoo Is pursuing the I,lsle
Sos
I'm now beginning to see MSI
of the rough edge* of the bloomer
girl base ball career.
In the first place rain postponed
three Kami's for us within a week.
and the treasury la so slender that
Mr. Bplash can carry It In hi* vest
pocket without It showing a balsa.
Then ...in'' of Hi"' crowds we run
tip against are Hi.- limit. What
from hearing. 08, you, Minnie!"
and "Ileal It out, Ilrtghteyes'" and
"Hoy, she's hiding the .ill in her
rat," in.i such coarse comedy, I'm
beginning to think that the ipula
lion of SOS* .lumps we have played
Is &0 per cent village cut-up and DO
per cent rural roue. I had to hat
pin several bleacberites for gelling
too fresh, 'I lien our team Is all
broke up. They had to put In a
sort of male unknown, or chorus
man substitute to take Salome Mo
IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK I
BY NORMAN. I
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NEW YORK, Sept. If..— Adam
Ascow, a guileless youth of 21, who
abides In the far roach*** 'of the
Hi. hi*, was meandering along Third
IIV. 11l Ihe small hours,"when, 111
116 th St., In- behold beauty In dis
tress. A young **•___• was limp
lug along Ilka a 100 10-1 shot in the
stretch. As Adam hove in sight,
she halted In ber painful progress
long enough to send a f. V. distress
rockets In his direction. No true
Bronx gent ever disregards a lady's
0. Q. D., In- the night ever so
THE STAR FRIPAY, SKPTKMDER 17. 1909.
your.. Hit you «f.-r tilt hi.*
literary vorkt"
-Hum 1 MOM bat * tiU..'
mlt a literary bui-t-i.it.* ;. >^?
. **v©i »»*■ M dull*-*!**
DMMM off dmr hur«*u. Oh,
dose was di-r too. oil day*:
"1 d«n*d forget, I doo'd forget
iter house vere mm* I boardei.
Per kidney *t«w dttjf used to serf*.
Per prune* det Mace lordet.
I vtmdert do* d*v bat d*>r nerf*
To tnake to aw do** feeding*.
Hot now I'm islut I hat *urflt.d
liawe (atia-img bnuae proceed
lnK*<*y_sHß_fl
"Say. some of dot ia* oil."
"Is* ad*
"Ye»a.: tier ..it* waa* fttt used
before in Vebater** Much obliged
tagt.otu.rj • Hit , you ef«r writ*
anydioga vleh vault holt der read
er's Interior* JjE**SMQMMMI
"Tews. I voace wrota aora* ad
bewtfe for ft fly patber. J**** Is*
a *o«ple
j tt m t
jtt luff wa_* wn der dill lag/
Nabli'• place at second lease, and lie
throw* the ball too bard. Also,
every time'the I.l*!' ■ Hoi cop a
same the crowd credits Oils guy
with lbs win. Our t..H*.T, Cupid La
la«mp. has Charlotte horse, and uer
delivery la usually slammed all over
the lot. My fingers are getting
crooked and ugly, and the other day
I sa. put out of the game for sas
sing a hick umpire and had to look
on from the bench, doing .fkney
work ami me not yet with a noma
run to my nam*.
And the limit la that we had to
beat If out of Sorghum Coram*
without our Street dresses'.^ .The
manager led us out of the Hotel
about cock crow. He insisted that
we skip In our field logs so we
could play Sugar Heel Biding and
.lend back motley to get our trunks
out. j" ■""-.,- .." I-*'l
Yes. I'm getting ma! do tner,
which la drawing room for linimt
sick..ain't HI ■
(Continued.)
stormy, and Adam came alongaldo
at once.
The lady, It appeared, had
sprained her ankle, hence the hum
navigation. She asked Adam to
give her his arm. After lamping
her up, as they say east of Fifth
ay„ Adam decided that she was
worth an arm easily - and that ho
might spare a leg or two If she
sought a collection of limbs Hut
the arm was all sho dostrcd. drain
ing It tightly, the young woman al
lowed Admit to propel her. along
for a-couplo. of blocks., rl.. arm
■» nail, .at *l **»?*-» raa*. J*_t |
r»nr."a. ii s*«i»l. ■*?*•»,'enic
a.ltla-*, aa aeeoa* mailer. 1
Und I wa.* like to* pickle,
Dwy'd aalt ua down togedder
la brine to make u» deader;
In gr.M ,i|. . ,|. , ,| bill v*
I Ad sofao for * nickel—
14 lurfwaa. vol il»r till l.a
Und I waa. like it. i pickle.**
"tie. ' mil I.a d.■. timid, I yon
der vol dor eat vlll be?**
"Her* lea my mtuiterplece—der
odder* were only apprentice
piece*;
"I am dying. Egypt, dying
Ba*' egg* mlt calico;
km I do It. I am Itai-mtm
To aia-r chirping *oft and low;
I'm! I f<**r m* I roust hurry
Ef I v..iii to dv* dU* batch
Ere •ir benfrult get* more near
S_l_s*aWjiS9Bgffi_f_i
To der dim* yen Id unit* hatch,**
"la* dot all*'
**C«ult id be more"-*"
Tuns you.**
"l>n you till llla-tt. Xpl III*"
"Ofer my dead body "
hold proving awkward or Insuffi
cient, she then switched to a body
hold, Adam not objecting, of course,
to her gait pardonable embrace.
Then something happened.
Somebody tripped Mr. A scow up,
slapped him on the back of his
neck and sent him sprawling on
the pavement. A* be aat up and
looked •urprisedly about, some
thing rained him to feel for
flu which be had bad la a vest
pocket Twa* gone
"Slang," thought Adam, "Were
I tomorrow to see a lady fall off
th* Metropolitan tower I would
not help her to her feet."
Pitts on Two Good; Legs.
tint justice wa* on the trail of
th* deceiver Detective Fox had
Ua**n standing a-ro** the street
when Adam w«* smoared over the
flagstones, and the young woman,
making ****■ better time than Hoc
Cook in I.l* final daah, sped by
hlm on two very good legs. There
was no doubt about the legs, a*
she *>tts holding up bar skirts high
In order to keep than from ham
pering her speed. Fbx lit out on
the trail, and wa* Joined a block
further by Detective Nllon. It
took them four block* more to
overhaul the lady, but they got
bar. And th* matron at th ela
tion found a 10 bill in one of her
•locking*.
Adam claimed. to recognise a
strawberry mark on that bill, and
the lady waa held on a charge of
grand larceny.
The moral to this story Is:
When you com* to New Tork,
either leave your money la the
safe or els* slay on the other aid*
•if the street.
Settings Correct.
Stage settings are correct, these
days, to the moat minute details.
No longer. Inn London drawing
room scene, doe* the actor display
a New York evening paper and
proclaim that It la the Daily Mall.
If tin. London Dally Mall la called
for by the Una*, It Is there. There
ara at least three plays now run
nlng In this city In which Ih*
acme are laid In England, and In
which the telephone I* used. In
each m.i ''..re la the English In
strument, a peculiar-looking ion
traption. In which the mouthpiece
and earpiece ara on th* two end*
of an Insulated stick about seven
Inches long. The person using tb*
telephone holds this stick In the
middle, thereby placing the ear
piece to' the car and tho mouth
piece to tb* mouth.
iii "Th.i Flag Lieutenant" the
British naval officers wear a queer
sort of halt boot, patent leather
over the foot and soft kid above,
with their dress uniforms. This
Is th" real thing In the. Drlllsh
navy, though probably not one per
son In 1000 would ever have
known the difference In this coun
try had tin- strange shoe - been
omitted.
WOMEN "SMASHED" THEIR
OWN TRUNKS.
II AHA, ill,, Sept. 17 The only
iißgßiige smasher in Plana went'on
drill" hero Just as the annual Chau
tauqua meeting started, leaving 300' i
women and children to hustle their!
own trunks to Hie camp grounds.
There are only three., wheolbar*
rows bar*, but the women got than
and hauled 111.. trunks themselves.
The parade of trunks and suit cases
looked like a suffrage! demonstra
tion, only,tho motto was "Trunks
for women I"
itiiino sing who ar* not merry.—
Italian.
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STARDUST
I _____*'le* Sal*!
If ■
"-alaay a a*""*
a o a r.-e'e
after be* tr.**
,.te.t.4 la-r I*"
all, -
School Te*ch*r— What lesson do
we leal from Ih* bus* i.e.- Tom
my Tuffnut— Not to get »tlitis -
Kansas I'lty Journal. B__K
A .11*1, alf drives h*r husband
from his country.—German.
"Ma. do sailer* tike their sweet
hearts aboard ship with themT" "Of
couree not." *Tli*n why doe* each
sailor hay* a haromockf*—Judge.
A day of Sorrow I* longer than *
month of toy.— Chines*. .
"Khs I* trying lo get on tb* right
side of young Shads." "Kb* knows
that * man's right arm I* stronger
than hi* left.**—Houston Pest.
\V!.er*« the will Is ready th* feat
ar* light.—D*nl*h. .... , ... .■«**»,
"Say," said th* Theoaophlst'*
small boy. "I guess my pa was •
baM.Mll umnti-e In a pret loua ex
istence." -vviat makes you think
so?" "Ma's always throwing things
at him."—Detroit Fr** Press.
In th* widow's house there I* no
fat mause.—Oriental.
In.let . hop* you been * good
boy. Tommy. Tommy—Well, no—l
haven't. Uncle—Dear, dear! t hop*
you h»ven't been very had. Tommy
— N—no! Just i omforlat-le!—laon
iliiii Opinion.
Th* bread of repentanc* w* eat la
often mad* of the wild oat* we sow
In .... youth.—French.
There la a sure reward for faith
ful silence.— -in.'..
"(teems to he « grant rush of game
In Africa." "Yes; I understand It's
getting «'i that tin. Colonel won't hill
a linn ascent hy appointment."—
Louisville Courier*Journ»l.
Sen Va**. guvnor, at college I
could lift more than any ether men
In my oil.* Father— Well. Jest you
tiike iff yar coat an' try far hand
at llflln' the mortgage we nut on
the farm let send ye t*w college!—
Chics go News. > ....
Men ought net to de'vlse , evils
ileal a."* another.—ltumer. -,_
What I •' ' „ .*■ ■
Hit* —One never knows what one
can do without trying.
He—Hut that's misleading. - I
knew I could kiss you last night; *ai
dldn'l bother trying. — Syracuse
A llearliililanec.
Ned —Tho century plant only bio*- !
soms once In 100 year*.
■ Nettle—Must be something like the |
peas I planted In my garden lust
spring.
Had II ltr.aeii.-it iini,
Th* Visitor—You ssld you thought
ther* was no malaria around her*.
The Farmer—! did think ... After
all the summer boarders leek **-|f*f
last year, I didn't as,, how ther*
could he any loft.
I! Ml Hiiilthsou-Sloitne—Why do yeu
want to go to these overcrowded
summer resorts? You can ha IllUOh
print.' exclusive at some smsllnr place.
il Mrs. aSinltheiiii-Htonnn— Who wants
be exclusive If knows It*
tn i knows 11
— llrooklyn lis _ la.
Neeraaary.
lilt- Hitler—l believe I'll fix my
hair In puffs.
Tom—First catch your hare.—
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Mr* Hicks—Th* lecturer said that
when th* /.ulu husband has words
with his spouse he make* for lit*
stub.
Mrs. Wlclis— That's Just what mills
doos!—Chips.
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