The Seattle star. [volume], March 17, 1913, Page 4, Image 4

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Umiy" narrr ha<Ui fall Iraar.l wire ec«» ernlee •' <*• •
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You've Got to Show Us
About the most Interesting tiling now going «"> ' H that
Investigation of girls' wages by the lillinols legislative com
mission.
The commission seems to feel that the minimum wage
should be from $10 to $12 weekly for women, but the heavy
employers and the State Street Kctailers' have
put $S as at tit the minimum on which a woman can
support herself.
A representative of Montgomery, \\ ard & C 0., a ntai
order house employing 1 ,*>73 women and earning $2,.176.000,
testifies that his firm has one girt in the 1,9/ .1 who gets atony
on SS as foil. «s
Room and board, $3.50; laundry, 20 cents, car
fare. 20 cents; clothing and incidentals, $3.80; savings
per week. 30 cents. Another girl does it this way:
Coffee and rolls for breakfast. 40 cents; luncheons,
90 cents; room rent, $3; dinners. $1.40; car fare, 60
cents; clothing and incidentals, $1.70.
Of course, these figures given by employers are absolutely
untrustworthy and decidedly incomplete. The best testimony
would be that >t the girls themselves.
Wo wcuM for Instance. like to the *lrl who «ots along ot>
S-ceixl breakfast*. 17-cent luuehaou* nnd iO-eent dltinor* all tho line
Stat tat If* lan llv» on *uch flgurea. hut would Hge to »ro tho girl
who doo* Man. It would l>* a gTeat bleaalng If not an tnfaraal rura«.
to all humanity to discover how to get alone on 20 font*' worth or
laundry |er week Maybe tho girl ln\e*ts her SO cent* weekly **vtng*
Id fbrmaldotivdo "V
But it will ho readily nut lead that in both these eaae* cited there
are !'• ma omitted K*>r tnstanco. no account 1* takon or
tho e*p«-nao of *lfkne«* and. It althout »a*!ng that tho niiinan
being llmitod to 6 and 10-et«nt uieal* and 20-eeot laundry 1* g.ilng to
b* atck some time
In addition, with »! 70 or $.t cosorlng clothing, doctor* Mil*,
dent at* bills and all Incidental* naceaaary to koep llfo In th.« t»ody
and tho l»id> out of tho haud* of tho .anttary otfl.or*. thoro can *ur«ly
be nothing for rerroatlon and amuaement, books, ptcturoa or inything
also that contr.butea to progr.*»
Tho girl. In abort. I* a machine and. a* «nch, capable of standing
Juat so much »«™r and toar, and no more
But the employer floes not repair this human machine, as
he would one of the other sort. He casts off the worn human
machine and gets a new one.
However, wt would like to hear directly from the girls, or
women who work. Thousands of such read this newspaper
daily. If there is among them one who wholly supports her
self on $8 per wetk we wrould be glad to have her tell ui just
how she does it.
A Philosophical "Squeal"
Madame R'.sie Hertz, of New York city, ha* "squealed"
The police ili'ln't want Madame Rosie to "squeal." Neither
did several notorious characters already under indictmcnt.
Nor did :i ifoodly number of youni; and middle-ajjed scions o(
New York's noble families But, "squealing." Madame Rmic
"•queaN" philosophically
She hn* received ■ sen'eno* of one ye*r in prison for running a
string of places for Immoral purposes She [>hilMM>phlcally declares
that she represented only ib«> supply. and that to let lb-' demand escape,
while »he fwepers In prison ta not sensible. Just cor Impartial
80. she •.tarn checks received at her raeorts In ihe dls
trtrt attorney's hands, and a grand Jury goes to s-'tlng on another r>e»t
of egg*
It strikes tia that If 'he reformer* of New York, or elsewhere, will
Just get hu*y on Madame's proposition that demand creates supply, as
to Immorality a* moat other things. and turn 'hn penalties on to the
demand a* well os the victims 1 hereof, there can be a whoM lot of
cleaning up of municipalities.
There I* little doubt but resort* like Madame a will perlab from
tbe land If legal and social vengeance la directed ui>on those who sup
port tb.ru
The name of Me*leo'e present president it pronounced "Wurts,"
and sf you Huer a pronounce |i the way it a si>«ll«*d In Mexu o >00
might start another revolution.
Library building ia reported sliding. Golly gosh! Just think hove
many stories will drop If that building goes down' This way, officer. .
March gave Seattle June sunshine last week Today the offering la
• warm May abower You can't b«it t-Vattl« rllmate
The progressives are condemned by the standpat preaa *er reading
a traitor out of the par'y. all of which won't do the party of the people
any harm.
By this time it must bother the ordinary bull-headed Mexican
aoldler In the rank* —any of tbe rant to tell r >r what or for whota
be t bearing arn.a.
District Attorney Coiner has let us Into a secret. Says he's not
going to >e reappointed !*n'' It t'rmnge. Anf-bcl? I'eciilair that
Wllaon shouldn't reward the fellow w:io atole the Washington dele
gates for Ta't*
Democratic club was thrown into consternation Saturday when a
member suggested that Heps Murphine. Corkery and Brown, progres
■Ives, be lnvlt>d to become democrats In place of thr»e reictlonary
democrats Dnn't get alarmed, gentlemen It Is only another omen
that we'll soon have non-partlsanshlp In statu and county «l««M>.n* In
aplte of tbe rotten legislature Jutt ended.
It Is easy to mutter and to blam°
The manner tlw- rich man play* the game.
It la eaay enough to rage and rail.
Declaring the magnates should be In Jail —
Bu how do YOU act In your own small trade?
Don't you ever doctor your deals a shade?
Dor. t you ever gather a cent or two
In a manner that isn't quite squat*- and true?
iKin t you ever Juggle the cards a bit
When you're sure there I* no one pware of It?
Ik there never a doubtful trick you ve plannfld,
.'. ! he n you have g. in n 1 ,<■ i.-,i. r huntl.
Is there n-ver a 'Ime you've oeed that m'gbt
To crush a victim who cannot fight?
It Is easy to growl at the man of pelf.
But how do you play the game yourself?
"REALLY DOES" PUi STOMACHS iN
ORDER AT ONCE-RAPE'S DIAPEP.H
Time it! In i;st five minutes -:e will I* no Indig' ••
Sou: :css, Heartburn. UAt. or Dyspepsia.
I)o tome you »*at lilt back
fcsmte good, tin work badly; f«r
merit ji ' « uiiljorn lumpn an'l|
MUM a *l<k, Hour, K-iitsy ntornarh?
Now, Mr. or Mm. .JJyapepttal |nt
thin'Jul. i*tt, ' < IMr.■■ ■; h n dli" ■*' ■
everything nothing to twiur
and upeft you No difference how
badly your •t/inach l» rllwirdwred.
you k»i haypj relief lit fl v»- tntu
ut*i, but »li ti ; li'i <■ J*o i moit I
that It • itfcv -Hi<'n , and rxgiiln'ea
your stomach ho you ran eat y .u'r
favorite food without, fear.
Mont remediitM klvm you r«lf
sometime* ih<-y are nlow, but riot
•urti l)Uy i«ti. Is quick, positive,
anil pills your atomacli In a h-atihy
11'! 011. ho the mis ty .vi. 11 1 conic
1 b < k
You feel different as suon ni lila
i' , >, ■ im' iii i mi.' a|iH thf
Htomanb- dlHtrens J'lst ysnlsnM '
four stomach K«ti sweet; no Kan-a,
no belching. no cructailonn of undl
geated foi'l, your head dear*, and
you feel
I' it rfji end to Mtorn:i' h • rwii le by
K' tilnK #*larK<' fifty ci-ni cum- of
Cape's Dlapfimlri from any drug
store. you realise In five rnlnutos
how needles* It lit to suffer from
InillJlPKtlon, dyßpejiKla or uny atom
<i' .i dlsordei
LAST OF GREAT IRISH PATRIOTS GIVES BRAVE DYING
STATEMENT TO THE STAR CORRESPONDENT TOD An
By Miiry Boyle O'Reilly
STATKN I SI. AND, N. V.,
Mall-|» I (' I) ni i van U< i,
Irish patriot, Kngliali prisoner,
70 years fi«<litt*r for an ancient
catiAr, with n ges
turc fur lit it rising hi greet
me.
"11l mannered at X.l, iiiv dcai
lady. Korgive an olu 'die
hard.' They tell me tho long
fight in almost over, so I have
nothing left but these."
11 in steady hand indicated a
student's litter of (>achc pulj
lications.
"Tho Irlih language. you know,"
he went on, "was tho languago of
my grandfather's place. It was Mi"
languago of tho sowing and (tin
leaping, the language of Km mow
In* and tho harvest time lrlnli
»tin natural to •vsrjron* In the
house when I commenced to grow,"
And tha otJ man. last yf the great
Irish patriot*, began. alowly, to re
count hi* woudarful, all 11% iml life
ti ma.
"1 wonder." he niuaml. "how the
people of Hoi*, In my fathor's boy
iiood, Rot their education. FUr
they wcro born, you know. In a
time whan •sluratton wa* barr»d In
Ireland In the summer ttma th«>
children assembled In the atiada of
the hedge* nnd tho maitera tauaht
them their l«a*ona. In tha winter
tho hadge achoot waa In tha aboltor
of M>ma barn
"A* It wa* with th* schooling
of th* Irlah p*opl«, *o It wa*
with th*lr religion. Both a>*r»
A timely film atory. dealing with
the troop* encamped on bjtli side*
of tb* border between the t'nltrd
State* and Mexico. A lieutenant
of the I'nlted State* Army and a
captain of the Mexican troops are
allently battling for the iove of a
bright-eyed senorlta The captain
la *u< ,t»*»ful The lieutenant In a
fit of passionate ang>-r lella hla
comtuandlt g officer of an alleg.-d
breach of the editing martial li«
by the M' Xl ..n captain ("ampll
ratl<>n» follow, but a careful analy
sis of th" situs'lon prompt* the
lieutenant to r»;»a*e the Itnprla
oned captain and re'uro to face ht*
punlahment. The atory I* told In
"An Adventure on the Mexican
Harder at the (Taaa A
e • e
At the Cltmmir Until Wednesday
"Oauntlet* of Washington." The
Spring of Life," "Tight»wl * Pre
dlrament." Innocence, I he De
celvers."
• • •
At the Melbourne Until Wednesday
Th# Kl«* of Judith.* The
Tf*l)»«re**'"n of Manuel. "It's !>.■
llghtful to B» Married," "Kltt»ns," 1
"Babies Prohibited." j
• • •
At the Clata A Until Wednesday
"An Advnnture on the Mexican
llorder." two p«rt*: "Hut Yourself!
In Their Place. - "Fire Drill by New
York Fire Department"
• • •
At the City Until Wednesday
"When John Brought HmH Hl*
Wife," ' Parcel Poat Johnny." The
Open Switch," "Absent Minded
Jew."
• a a
At the "Union Until Wednesday
"What Happened to Mary."
"Lore In an Apartment-Hotel."
"The Old Guard." Will Willie
WinT" "Army Target Practice."
"Ooy. Wllaon."
• • •
At the Odeon Until Tuesday
"Peril* of tbe Plalna."
• • •
At the Dream Until Wednesday
"l/oved by a Maori Chl«fte*S,"
two recia; "Pathe Weekly Mo It."
"Jamet Waterloo," "tflxna and
Nine*."
• • •
At the Alhambra Until Thursday
Rupert Jeff kin*. Auatrallan
Si>eed King,'' Kathleen Mnvout;-
in ng," three parts; "Animated
Weekly," "The B'lgrnvee."
• • •
At the Circuit Until Wednesday
' Saved In Midair," three re la;
Fran Van Winkle * Crullcra."
At the Black Cat Until Wednesday
"Wheels of Destiny," In three
part*.
e • •
At the Grand Until Wednesday
"The Sculptor's Htrategem,"
"Two Widow*," "Foiling Fickle
Father," "Idol of tbe Hour."
• • •
At the Vesler Until Wednesday
"The Pre** tisng." "Oh, That
lioob," "The Pitcher Plant," The
Hwrdlah Submarine, Ihn Whi*
per-d Word," 'The Miner
• • •
At the Moore Until Thursday
"Sherlock Holmes." In "The Sll
vnr Blaze." two reels; "The Hunch
back," throo reel*
• • •
At the Society Until Wednesday
"Drink'* Lure. Hie Artist ami!
the Brute, I'hn Miyor'i Water
100, The Elect rotyplng l'ro< • *s." j
• • *
At th» Home Until Wednesday
"The Lure of the City," "Her
Neighbor," ' (laumont Weekly No
til."
• • •
At the Olymr in Until Wedifsdsy
(ill;- 11. lll"l Plilloko
pher." "The Herg< int." "The Ughl
: That Fulled," "A Head for a Head."
• * ♦
At the Moore ftunday to Thursday
Sherlock Hnlmag' *n "Thn Hllv< r
in./. . "The Hiincbbaolt
A Trifle Paradeklcaj, Uut We Get
-
Wanlml —Ton Nlghttt in n liar
Kooin for All I'lirtu iJoo/
(•i-i ivi tinii|i AilvortUnfrtniit
In Hill Hoard.
MOlikiin eUgaoUy furniifesd
rooms at lowest rale* at Hotel Vlr
(Clnim, Klghth and Virginia, ntnr
Wentlake Klllott 80S. •••
THK ST AH
under a ban. Atiy Irishman j
caught attrndlng mu*t wa*
heavily fined. Any tfl»nm4n
learning to r«ad waa Jailed
"And, of finirxi' tl»' 'troutilo' l»e
Kant
"Why not T"
"Tho year IN4T> In oalli'd the 'fain
lim year.' Thai inl« I* lra*li Thoro
««a no famine In Irolaud Hum «;r«>i> J
blighted and tho lanillonl* aolxod \
tlu> gt'iiln crop* und nold thorn for
tholr rotila. loavlng the rarniyr* to
• tarvo.
"To qualify for outdoor rollof J
. vory man In poas'aalnfi ,lf land
was to siurondor his li-iikh \o hi* |
landlord. Cnronara' Jurl«;a In
guoat* on the drnd who hfiil K|arvod
In dlt< lie*, ami tboy vor
dlcl* of 'murder' tigalnat t)m
motit. but lh« govoruinetit 4 arod!
nothing for that,
"Home yours ago a now found old
friend, talking nf 'tho hail llm.'a,' j
nakod tno If I over felt }iUH#or. I
told hltn I had not, but t l|at I Buf
fered aouiothlng far wgrao , Til 10
DKtIItAUATION INTO W'lllCll
WANT AND HI NOICIt ItliUt < K
111 MAN NATt'HK!
"For. ono evening In Unas, when
I wont home to my dinner and found
none waiting, I remembered u |>onny
piece In my pt»*k«t, and I wmif nut :
and bought a hun with It. I *tol<> to
the hack of thn hou*«t and thlevlah
ly ate that penny hun without *har
Ing It kith my mother or my *f*tur
or my br«>ther*
"I am proud of my Ufa, one
way or anothar; but that p*nny
bun I* * thorn In my prldat
"It appenra 1 am talking bark to
my childhood, hut I will remain a
> bo) mi long aa 1 <an " And the old
By Seumas MncManus
Th* Famou* lrl*h Wr.t*r of Irish
Folk Stort**
"Why didn't you go to th« »*■
slstanea of tho defendant In tho
fight?" aakod the Judge of tho po
llcemaa
' Hhuro. and I would hava done i
so that, only I didn't know which
of thtui wa* going to be thn do ,
MEW YORK LETTER
BV NOHMAN .
NKW YOltK, March IT Tt»os A
Mimn hit* the reputation of never
allowing DIM ol bl* Intentlon* '»e
publliy •*plo!te4 until he ha*
brought It to a |*>lnt where It*
working* ate entirely satisfactory
him woere he can feal a i ride
In Its perfection a* well as tta nov
elty.
If »o, the eminent Inventor «*• ina
either to nave departed ft in hta
rule or to fcave erre<l In b'« Judg
menl roncernlug the new kltieto
phone." or moving talking f inure*
which are fravlng their first public
exhibition Ir several local vaude
ville thesfes While the* fetnlsh
a remarkauli- etample of Mfeon'a
wliardry th»y are ne»«rthel**s> muat
unsatisfactory a* an entertainment
and It la a* entertainment surely,
that they n utt lw» judged. rather
than aa an lnterc*ttng Mechanical
achle\ ement
The aynchronlam la perfect
start llngly perfect.. A man appear*
In tho moving picture, walla Hi the
front of It and make* a speech
about 'he klnatoptlone The gpeecb
be make* com<« from a lulkiult ma
chine behind the screen Watrhlna
the man a mouth, you ti"te that
every •) liable uttered ctirr<t(Mind*
eiacily In tlrna wl'h thn Hp move- ,
mant i _
A vlollnlft play*. Thn naPVidy
NOTHING SERiOUS
Why Soma Men Sell Life Insurance
A wna-xak revival service In
ftt Paul's M K church, conducted
by the paator. Ilev. Cbarlea Bennett.
cl"i«ed with 115 conversions and 106
arceaalon* to the inemberahlp Aa
an expression of appreciation Hev.
If you had Invented a aystcm of
palnloss dentistry, would you with
draw to th« faith*->t nook of the |
world ami refill to !t*f tho p oplo j
know what you could do, or wouhi ■
you advert ltd your dlteovory to the
wurld. to the rmitu »l advantage of!
the public and younolf? By com
bining my professional skill with 1
tHisln* . priii' lp!«- I | i mot. thi«
yiiidi' wcdfai and tny own Inten il
Ah h result. I do th«» largest html-1
n< •lu in linn In , i I> , > I'fehrtv»
tii<- fetal equipment foi iian<nSa 11
My large l>ti»ln« k KH enable* tw
piocuif I !»«• co iM i .iiion y| akillcd
•xp* i hue •«1 dent I n. whiv u tin
ItlfM are constantly «t. your servlcc.
Wo can fill, crown, oxtrapi n
i « » Htii ri11• ii ■ li *n fln *
you a bit. Ho why not obt»y that
Insistent Imphis •? Ben Itegal i'aln
i b as Dfutlnts first,
! IIOK'I I H l ' Nov* i sup iMaf "* W-00
I Uiil Ili av > $10 (i lid (!roWns $4.00
Regal Dental Offices
Dr. U. R. Clirk, D. D. 8. (M a Hint -r)
|• m ThlAl Ave., N. Coi ilnlon
NOTE —Bring thl« Ad with you
ONUAY. MARCH 17, 1013.
ODONNOVAN l{f>H«A RKAIHNO ON IIIH IIKI) OV SK'KNKBM
I fludant!"*
•* • *
"How ar« thlnga with you. Mr*
Woman*"
l.»«ar. I'm busy as any be ng lb
this world''
"Aye, how'* that?"
• Kalth and Ivory tluio I'm at lay
•hure. I hava something to do'"
• • •
Two old croold QNt af**r nnui>
| ) ( !!< •
floating frot i the phonograph la pre
claaty In accord with lb* Uia'tnx a!
the player A planlat aita at tb«
keyboard and anyone who tan fol
low music at all know* that avery
note aouni* a* he strikes It
Thi* la the triumph Kdlson baa
achieved and Iruly It la a great atop
Hut to aee a speech delivered by
an orator wb<> atanda befo-w one
*!:>*• ton»« ah-iu'id fill lha theatre
and lo have to llatec to a fain'
a-jutißky talking machine echo ol
that man * vote*, rldlcnloualy dla
proportionate to <h« flgura that ap
pear* to lie speaking It destroy*
(ba Illusion completely. A minute
or two of It I* (ufflcient, on* sees
what Kdlaon ha* done, and reallie*
isinfully what h< haa not b<w n able
to do
Tb" hand* of the piano player
■weep up and down the kava the
melody mcely tinkle* from the pho
nograph Ho with the violin. »o
with the mlnatrela The word* of
the Interlocutor, 'b* music of the
band, the song* of the *tng' r*. all
are ao dlmlnl*bed In >oluuie that It
la lmi«'*alhto for the speciator to
blond In hi* mind tha eye and ear
Impression*
When Kdlaon t>OKB produce a
sound vehicle which will coma up
to the full Impresalou afforded by
the picture machine- then be will
have completed a wonderful work
now « r»|> partly accomplished
"9 x-rrz- jt-. : JL. - —* - -: ■ ■
itennett waa given a purse of ti &0.
The offering waa an Innovation, and
• nine aa a aurprlae to the paator.—
Nlpoleon Co rrea po nde nee, Toledo
(O I Iliad*.
• • •
Mm I'ankhurst, (hp Kntrl «h mif
frnnet, haa son* to I'irls for a re«t
She rimy not not It. hut annie well
known Kngllah offirlala probably
,*HI
• • •
A Medio, I l *., editor haa sued
for divorce. charging ah* Iwa; blrn
with a i*>ker. broom, rung of h
chair and a fire ahovel. li'h a m »
lake for «n ed fr>r to nu<* a woman
like that for divorce She'd b<» a
handy Utile aaaialant •round the
office
• • •
Ijwlv (onatance Itlchardaon. imp
of the Kngllah nobility, aa ih«y
rail themselves. baa •all' , tl for New
Vork. where ahn will np;war ns a
dancer. It Ik xald Lady Constance
,la hrlnglng 50 new gowna May
i>no not express th« hope that she
*<nr« one while dancing? Ho few
.of t belli do.
• • •
"Iki von think a doctor should
(ell the truth?"
"No. I don't believe he ahould."
"Neither do I I'm aurn I
wouldn't If I wem a doctor."
I know you wouldn't. Voti
couldn't."
• • •
• « •
It will be our Job 'or the
next four years to k"cp the peo
ple from forgetting about Tom
Marshall. Considerable Job.
• • •
'Twai Countrywide
"I nin Impatient lo i?«>t bark to
my K'df Htlckn." remark od Cltlznn
Tan, upon arrival at Auguitn, lla. #
Bs.ico at Dreamland tonight
" Tl« it I'Xic time ilan I «-<t.
>e Ifuit. lin'i It 7"
ImUde, )*», I Kin married
Mnoe."
"You don't mane it!"
"1 do, ludaUe, and I've got ■ fine,
hwilihf boy Hint the iw ililwn say
la the «ry picture A m«,"
"Man alive. nlvar mind what they
»ay What's the harm, «o long aa
the child I* healthy?"
• • •
Said Mra Ollfoyle: " Marry,'
JOSH WISE
SAYS:
"Beeleygport hag
several of the
kind of building*
that wae built to 1
b* a etore, but got
dltcouraged, nnd
now ha» the front
boarded up and |
■ed a dwell
'h'"
HKIMAB * MAM A
Third Avenue, at Pike
Read This Starr-MacPherson News for Economies
THERE are money saving suggestions here for every member of the family. Come
down and give us an opportunity to show you how much lower prices are OB
Third Avenue. '.■]
Marching Orders!
Ladies' $2.50 Shoes
$1.00
100 pair* <>f l.iilii-d Sthocß
l>at**nt and vlrl whtl* 1
tin > I.IKt I
MEN'S $3 SHOES $2.2S
U>ll pair of nirn'n worklnx
hlhum, two full union black
nnd tan a real «?o oc
bar iln for y<L •a. U
GIRL'S SHOES $1.35
200 pairs of Ktrla' 12 and $2.50
school ihtwi \ 111. KUittnetal
and Imix rail both bla< k and
fan on tale CJ 1 OC
Tuesday at ... y I iU\#
BOYS' SHOES 1t.35
i.o i>.»hh hf tk>> a' aohool
iIUMi m*rk*4 formaii? $«t
and |3.60 whlli
t hey last I i3O
The Starr-MacPhersonCo.
Third Avenue—Between Pike and Union Street*
Stoic Opens 9a. m. Closes 6p. m., Saturday Excepted
New Idea
Pattern*
for Spring
•re In.
r man's eyi * flushed alrnoat youth- |
1 fully for one qnl< k swond.
"Speaking of Patrick'* day
. »»*t)r»tlor*, I don't know that
I have th* *nthu*la*m for th*m
| today that I hjd In my *chool
day*. Many and many a time
I (1 *w blood from my flnget*
to paint th* croo*e* we used In
c*l*bratlng the 17th. Th* green
we got by gathering pennyroyal
Isave* In th* garden, th* yell w
—little enough you may be
•ura —front th* yolk of an egg
"That waa 70 year* ago.
Holy Jehcaaphatl A man m*y
walk many by road* of lrl*h
national politic* In 70 year*!
"You'll hear bard word* of th<-
K< nlans from theao k.d glove parlla
montarlan*. theao day*. Ah, well, |
lot them talk! And when all I* said,!
odd thin
"Tho Konlati organ I tat lon did thl
for Ireland In l»a day It, la a grr-a'
measure. tir<»ke tip lli'i faftl<»ri flg;.t«
nnd tha faction tiart'o*. and cot tnen
of both aldoa to m'ue togolhor and ,
work In friendly brotherhood for,
the Irlah cauae.
"Why. tho very women of Ireland
wore with u* In the work of org-m
I gat lot- I have known youn< maid
■ afona of (heni to refu*o court
thlp from men who would not Jpln !
the aocloty.
"I* It any wonder we grew 7 "
"Hut my tlmo grow* short It la
10 yrara now »lno tho end f'mt,
seem d m ar and ' *aa prep'.rod for
death.
" 'Kslher.' said I. 'I have a dying
request to make. Tell me today's
now* from the iw»er war, !>ow are
, the Kngllsh thera?' The good | i loat
said theru «t» a terrific battle at
, doean't suffer in' and aorrowln'
• orne to all ua wtmnien, tub be aure.
Only I'll aay thl* that Ivory bride
ahould know ipoudlo' and not earu
ln' Is woman's wur ruk Whon a
man sKa by tho fire to cry that he
'-ant gat wur-ruk. lei a woman sit
closa and cry l arder till he find It.
, llalave mo that knows!"
• • •
"Out of work agin. Pat? I
thought old Milligaji gave you a
Job "
' He did, Indade. but I'll t>e kilt
hoforw I'll starve to duath for the
nake of kape-lng alive!"
• • •
"Hello, Mike' How In H you're
not war rukln' any more?"
"I sLhruck "
"And why <lt<l you *thriker'
"Well, It waa like thh One
wake ago, < ome day after tomor
row night, I wr* pu' tuh war ruk
among a gang uv Oltallan bller
maker* llk«- moiielf. W< il. l.ocorry,
Ivcry mother a Hon of thlm ate a
quart of onion* for I Tory din
ner All the ri*t of the day the
kd>«ll of thlm onion* got lnt»r my
«yif* to that ln*htead of drlvln"
the bolt* I wa* all the lime thump-
In' me flngvr* Well. th<* end cum
whi>n my ey»-« got «o full of wather
that InahliMd of puttln' the holt In
the hole 1 pal me finger In and
the fellor Inatdo the bll«>r put the
waaber on It with «uch a clip that.
bogotTT. they had to take the biler
apart to g«-t the holt- from around
tuy flng«-r It wa» thin that I
1.1 h ruck'"
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"One-Star" Gloves £1
A new shipment of Gloves has
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»|itH lit 1 $1 nil Kl'iide known iih
tin, 'One Htiir" Thto la a
very good i]uullty two otMp
(ton <■ n hlt«, black, tan • 4
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Thnnt (lod, said I thstu
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>» ' k -u ,h W M
Hut Ive i,jut j n to ion, .
'heyt*r
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(ji.lv r»moi u J»ar thMt m
"Whatever come* fo IrtU,,
through phy*k a l fore* or b»IT'
mentary reform one rnu M , *
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pOUB < till nan In' rrham Hrr',rZ
CMtryihr the nlacn« „f w< £*
.1 Mini Mill »(<•<■ <-<1 an aawirfgL
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tnlaalon aud aald:
Jiuii' k I'd !!!'»• u» at* tad nu
your inwiiini. 1 '
Certainly," replied tfc* tm,u
nit I fit v#f yi'jr watch and
with hot<-l < lark." ;"M
VVtiii '" i,*k'-d the
aatonlahmeat Ar«- not th*
your mlaalon converted thle»n»
True," anawered rhu ttil|
leader, aoftly. but,
» and wboleaotM. R»»j t
don't want rny men to recrft a
l rortilaod tin: never to neal ij,
la 'hat i lot k right?" atkae a
vial or. wit-/ had already
hla welcome. Hla tioiteaa
Oh, no'" abe aald. Thiftl
< In-k we alwaya c»ll the vttM
The obdurate one aat dowaM
'The vUltorT" he rtdfl
What a 'urloua name to Mil
'to k ~
Ilia host«M ventured an «nJ
' t iot>
You nee." ahe rooc4, ■■«
we call It that becauaa it i
never make 11 go "
And even then he failed to tet
i til nt London Atitwera.
—st —
Several youngauura who had •
a performance of, "Cncla To
j Cabin" recently were 'rrlaj to
produce th - :rama la the plt)ia
of a North t*lde I otne
They were able to caat the -J
to their aatlafactiul, bat owl
purl an' fea'urn »eectn:d to btj
ceedlngl> disappointing to tU Ja
nlle atase manager.
Ix'kiii* dubloutlr at k iJ
Duffy and playful I'ttle pooflaj
o , i»erv« d mnurnfuiiy:
"Oee. Tiny will never do la
u.itii «•«•!!.K hi i/O'lbi ■ 'j nd."—
town Telegram
Not Poated. t
"Why doea J'ldgir look no «\
Ix-imoeT''
"Hla beat girl told hla I
adored Maurice MaetdfeMfc i
I'.dtcln think* he iiaa a daifn
rival In town."
• • •
Another Interna!loaal ojojl
tlon haa arlaen that Kraitljr tst
gera the pear* of Europe. t
claimed that Merlin la Uie aid
.tat city in the wr rid. No; n*
ceptlng gay l'ar-e-«.
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Wo hnvi just vooolvsd '
full line of Hoys' Pants, #
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browns, stripes and nt'itut*
■lies front 5 to 17, made *®*
full pec. also a f<'w cordttrofi
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