I Laugh! You'll Feel Better I A tTHOUOH i«» «n 9 .r and contempt j A At #vll oft ire hurled. I It M« »" »" «btdlnß f «l ,h In the gopitn»»» o* fre world -» I rut'l *"* «' » rmt ■ " ,,,# fu " I for you to read when th* day Is done Two Fast Overland Trains Go Into the Ditch at Mukilteo WRITES TO STAR, THEN KILLS SELF Poor Man Pawns Watch and Engages Room at Hotel Washington. ONE HOUR OF LUXURY Encloses Star Editorial on "Unwed Millions" With Farewell Letter. Stepfcan Kielo. a po< r man en futi jt room at the luxurious N>* Wuiinflon hotel, and blew out hi* Iri.c* *ith » M Oblfi rrM'lver Almo*' hi* la*t art before the «aod thine* »f Ift. tod the good thine* of life MB Booty H- wanted a home and * eutsun to share It with, but he wu 100 poor to marry Ho was tat if the unwed million* ' *•> the time you get this letter I itafi be dead and cold juet be ast* the pretent *y*t*m of society pmtfits me from getting a loving tamer in life." Otce before or September 14. he tIM to kill himself, bat hla courage hi>d hie He flood poised on a WKiow !«J«e on the 10th story of t>* Hottl Fry*, bot dared not Jump He wa* arrested for being a *»Vr 4mnk Released after two to't. t« pawned a watch and a ft*, tad with the money engaged tit room at the Waihington Satur toy. rsfltterlng under 'he name of *Ca!»b Rerri. Spokane." Tired into 4e*th of poverty and to aem aness today In Ita tt?* fmm Amsterdam to Seattle •t'- 1 big rargo of < reo*o»e for the Crtototlng Co ■ ' It gt-U her» before President Wilton dent the tariff bill the car V> *i'l b» relieved of a 6 per cent toty OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE VOLUME 15. NO. 177 WELL I DECLARE! OASH ME, IT'S CAP'N KIDD HANNIHAI., Mo —Five youthful robber* hid $1,000 worth of bxit In the "Mark Twain" cave south ol Hannibal, scene of the activities ol ' Turn Sawyer." He Stung the Ball MY. AIN'T GEORGE GRAND! CHICAGO — Hr»nun llwirji' \V»*ner. In the department *1* month*, had small box* send In false alarm* *•> hi* mother In law could *ee him drive by the house It waa allrged before the fire board. Harry Whitney Treat I* •till wearing a straw hat. Eccentric! Defying fashion l* on* thing, violating the canona of good ta*t* another. Treat wear* hi* atraw after September t. and la eccentric. We know men who eat soup audibly. Purling brook* make aweet mualc. W* do not care to ll*t*n to fnirllng aoup. A CRYING NEED NEW YORK Rev A W Wtl lever Invited all mother* In hi* congregation to bring their chil dren to church and established a nursery tn the basement so the lit tie one* could be cared for. FRANCE TO BUILD GREAT AIR NAVY Hr !>••• Wirt PARIS. Sept. 22. —France will spend at least 11.C00.000 tulldlng air ahlps during 1914. according to a semi-official announcement by the war department today. Credit* for the money wt'l have to be *ecured from the chamber of deputies, but It I* said thl* I* al ready a**ur«*d when the October *e**ion begins The Seattle S tar SEATTLE. WASH. MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 22. 1913. SOCIALISTS THREATEN HUMPHRIES Declare They'll Violate Judge's Orders if He Sentence* Millard Frice. PASS RESOLUTIONS Flan Organised Campaign "to Make a Farce of His Authority." With unparalleled directnea* and unprecedented defiance of any King county court, aeveral hundred social lata iatt night In reaolution* adopted at Dreamland pavilion, warned Judge Humphriee that they will "make a farce of hie authority by a wholeaale violation of hla unlawful orders" if he ahouid carry out hie Intention to aentence Kate Sadler and Millard Price, eoclallats. for con tempt of court for speaking at the Open Forum meeting recently In City Hall park. The resolutions were signed by 'he *oriallsts of the varlou* local* In Seattle, and were mailed today Ito Judge Humphries The campaign will be directed un der the official sanction of the *r> rlallst i>arty, a* *ucb. and may l>e made state wide A Syatematlo Campaign "On the day these member* are sentenced." the defiance reads, "we will set date for the beginning of a systematic campaign In violation jof Hi"- unlawful Injunction* already I sailed against street eiwakera " The contempt proceeding* against Mrs Sadler and Price, a* well a* [of l>r Tilu*. will come up Thtirsda> Mrs A S Walker, who also apoke i at the City Hall park on the occa si«n romplalned of by Judge Hum I phrle*. has not been elted for eon tempt. She I* not a socialist "Judicial Braggadocio" Referring to Judge Humphrte*' Judicial action* na caused by "male volent freaklshness and puerile spite which has up to the present ' time been a more or less amusing feature of hla peculiar dementia.' ] but that this "*i>ectarle of Judicial .braggadocio Is beginning to pall on ! the public tatte and these maudlin antic* having served their humorous purpose." the resolutions declare that the socialists are not Inclined to tolerate their eitenslon o hurt their members " The Socialist party, as such, has ' heretofore not been Involved In the ! free speech fight, but the resolu tions warn the Judge "that If he doe* not discontinue the unlawful persecution evlncsd by the con tempt proceedings," the socialists I "will declare niin i(, contempt of the people and make a fnrce of his authority." Plan Public Meeting Accordingly. It Is planned by the Socialists tn hold public meetings |nt Fourth and Pike *t* , the pro hibited territory In Judge Hum j phrles' Injunction. If Judge Hum j phrles goes through with the con ; tempt charge* TO QUIZ WOMAN SAN FRANCISCO. «''P' 22—If tic hoapltal authorltlp* will permit, Coroner Inland dftldrd t-xlay to rnr»- th* tpntlmony of A If Coul •on'* common law wife In affidavit form and to b»>ld an Inqiicut on William ArkPr and O»oric« Kovark tomorrow night. The woman, who won badly wounded at the aame time Ark<-r and Kovack were ahot to death, while lunching together at the At laa tcaraK«- laat Thursday night. wan rwnaldered out of danger today, but II wua aald ahe could not leave the hoapltal for aome time Coiilion la lipid without a formnl charge 3 Hurt Watching- Woman in X-Ray F'AHADKNA, Sept. 22 —T J. Awlkyrk, on a bicycle, Ale* mder Nelman, on a motorcycle, and an unidentified aged pedeatrlan on crutcheii. came together with a craab while they watched an X-ray gown agalnnt the nun. Vlalon faded while tlx v were down. MAY BE CRAZY BUT HF. TOOK THE MONEY I'AHAItKNA. Sept 22 -Telling hla wife lhal h«* wan golnn down to'vn to tranaact bnalnesg, W. H. Itawkln*. 17. I* mlaalng, after draw in* the fiif»illy aavlnKH. fit,ooo from a local hank Hla wlf«>. with whom he had had a quarrel Ha'iirdny, aaya he had a menial disorder aev eral year* ago, and fear* for hla aafety. a win i(a4Mi pyoflli iv m» '>wn #* IKill also f<»r ttl# NllOtlOO Of tlll*#4 p#ri' i» i»« »»io <* l»»r o/l«nt profit* h\ rollillllhhloihTß to Rorve Without pay !h« **l <• •» . I. r«L».> t !)♦' I Voto iu fttVOl' i Amt enr'iila t M» nit I # , .. ..j.., , gchotfl, 4th and Floe. —A4v»rll*«nMt. wf Cll'UUllg thu Ulutrict, FAIR TONIGHT AND TUESDAY; MODERATE NORT HWESTERLY) WINDS. r\ THE ONLY PAPER IN IEATTLE THAT DAHES TfO PRINT THE NEWS. FIX LOGGED-OFF LAND ELECTION On Dwrtnbur R, tho date of tlifl port plh« did Neverthelea*. my Inability to see the bark of in> neck wan a worthy source of grief The desire to m« the hark of my neck bccama a longing and finally an otitmilon Ntitht and day It haunted nif It la with me now I do not mean to sav that the hack of my nwk la pretty It Isn't It 1* acrnwny and hairy Hut It I* my n«*ck part of me It follow* mo about wherever I ro It la within a few Inches of my eyea. but I cannot ac« It t can *e«. Ita reflection Indeed, t have often atood with ray back to a mirror, and with a amall iclaaa In my hand, acrooched my head around to «en (fc# refle<-tlou of the back of rny neck The ei|M-rlence gives me no pleaaure liable* and half wlta will underatand and ayin pathlxe If I live a hundred years. I ahall never, never, nev.-r lie able to nee the back of my neck Hut I ha»e met one who haa a worthier rauae for grief than I I refer to Kitty Gordon. I went to the Moore theatre laat night and aaw Kitty Gordon'* HACK The management Rave ma the use of a boi no that I might icet an unob atrurted view of THE HACK If mine were a aor «« that the Iteresfords conaldered the marriage a meaalllance • • (If I were a ao clety paragrapber I would hint that there waa much that I could reveal If I would, but that 1 am In honor bound to guard the confidence* of dukea and ducheaaea Not being a aoclety par ngrapher, I must fill the gap with aaterlaka.) • • • There waa a separation, I don't know why Kitty brought her HACK to America. A year ago Captain the Honorable followed It THE HACK called him. Ho followed It aliout from city to city Mlaa Gordon laat night declined to dlacuaa her HACK with me. Hhe would dlacuaa her Art. or her Voice, but not her HACK. I cherish no reaentment. I know exactly how ahe feela Her MACK la her choicest possession Two continents have gone mad over It. i'oela have written odes to It. It won the love of Cap tain the Honorable a niasaeuae accompnnlea It, and, with lotlona, creams and powder*, kecpa It as alabaster Hut Kitty Gordon has never seen her HACK. Others may fenst their eyes upon It Hut alio— never! I know the reason for that lurking sadne** In her glance. We are en rapjiort. Even now I feel the old, old bunkering, never to be as suaged, to see the bnck of my neck. A RUSSIAN RUSH I'IIII.ADKM'HIA When word reached Russia that Patrolman Michael PiiKusky was wealthy, and that policemen here nre Influen tial, 12 relatives from hack home came here to live with him. Just a> Easy to Get Into Business Today Ah It was venra ago. in fact, easier. , Kvery day you can find a K"od, well established business for sale In the "Busi ness Chance" column. Whether you have a few hundred dol lar* or unlllmted menus, that column Is the avenue to fn dependence Head It carefully. It will pay you. one cent. v? w v:,'r>».rv. POWERS TO LAND FORCE IN CNINR? ST. PETERSBURG, Sept. 22.—Great Britain, Germany anil France have notified Japan, in a joint note, that if she lands troops at Nanking the powers will do likewise, according to dispatches in the St. Petersburg papers. SUNDAY COURT IN CHICAGO CHICAGO, Kept 2L' So that per onti arreated for minor off-line* will not have to spend Sunday in Jail. .Indue Mahone.v has decided to hold Sunday court, aud will sit at 6 a. rn. HOME EDITION LIMITED HITS WRECKAGE OF OTHER TRAIN Great Northern eastbound Overland Limited, No. 4, leaving Seattle at 9 a. m. today, collided with west bound Overland Limited, No. 3, at 10:30 a. m., a short distance south of Mukilteo, between Seattle and Everett. Eleven persons are reported injured, ohe of them seriously. Im mediately upon receipt of the news of the wreck at division head quartera at Everett, a special train was dispatched for the scene, and the Injured were taken to that point. At the place of the wreck there are double tracks. A broken axle or defective rail ditched the eastbound train, scattering the wreckage over the westbound tracks. Train No. 3 reached the scene of th# wreck a few moments after the derailment, going head-on Into tha wreckage. At the office of Superintendent Clark In Seattle, the only advice received, beyond the fact that the wreck had occurred, stated that th« baggageman on one of the trams was the most seriously injured, and that a small boy. a passenger, had an arm and leg broken. No names had been received there of the Injured. The injured are: Mrs. Carl Erickson, Spokane, arm lacerated; H. J. Freese. Tacoma, back sprained: C. Leaghie. Seattle, shaken up: R. A. Marblngs, back and right tide bruised; Roy A. Thompson, back liv jured, not serloua; H. A. Bell, knee wrenched: S. C. Corbett, side in jured; C. B. Willie,' Portland, forestry service, head bruised; B. S. Brennace, Seattle, face bruised; A. R. Harding, Seattle; side and back bruised; F. S. Allle, Seattle, hand bruised; G. W. Grams. Long Beach, Cal., arm cut and Internally hurt; A. Peterson, leg bruise; W. A. Berry, St. Paul, finger lacerated; M. J. Colea. Snohomish, head cut, not sen loua; H. J. Fala, Monroe, head and hands scratched. M U Carr. Adrian. Wash. Internal Injuries. HaKKiucman Smith, internal injuries. E W. YounK, Seattle, employer Schwafoacher Bros., shaken up. K Johnson, Seattle. Schwabacher Bros., ankle braised U. Bellelon. Bremerton, shaken up. P. A. Ohamplan. Spokane, back sprained. It C. Shane, dining car waiter; left leg hurt; Thomas Brennan, cook, head Injured, not seriously; Geo K. Leissner, Seattle. Hp cut These reported themselves Injured to the Great Northern and their names were riven The Star by Superintendent Clark. VICE PRESIDENT OF U. S. CAN'T AFFORD HOUSE AT CAPITAL WASHINGTON. Sept. 22.—The trials and tribulations of a house hunter In Washington were discussed today by Vice President Thomas R. Marshall, who has decided to live in a hotel during his stay in the capital. "You will oth Now we are through and don't want real estate men to bother us any more. "We set a rent limit of $1,000 a vear. Those two houses were the only ones within the limit that we THANKS FRIENDS OF HARRT THAW JOHNSTOWN PH. S"P< " En rout# la Concord. N II . »o tomorrow • hrnrtne before Oovernor Simuil P fviki-r w tirn «n »ll»mpl will he m«.!» to Hurry K Thaw. th* fusltHc from M«"'»««*n a»ylum. Mr« Mm Coiielr Thuw of ritUtMir*. lh« prisoner's nkOthST, dlctstr.t th.- f..li..»hir By Mrs. Mary Thaw "1 wish through the I'nlted Press to thank the writers of near- Iv a thousand sympathetic letters which have poured In on me in a steady stream. "They began Immediately after Harry made his daring dash for the freedom which any other man would have received Immediately upon the rendition of a verdict of 'not guilty' on the ground that the defendant was Insane at the time of the commission of the act charged in the Indictment. "The vast accumulation of letters express congratulation and thanks giving over Harry's escape: next consternation and Indignation over his deportation.' WASHINGTON, Sept. 22 -Oarbed only in skirtless bathing suits, 11 society girls swam across the tidal basin soon after down Miss Ada Watrous, daughter of United States Commissioner Watrous. won. PENNANTS c no p 7 T Any four coupons clipped from The Star, consecutively num bered, when presented at The Star office with 15 cents, will entitle you to a 6Cc Pennant. New York and Colorado Pennants Out Monday. A few Idaho Pennants still left. Pennants will be seni by mall If 5 cent* .ifiriitlonal for each Pennant Bring or mall to The Seattle Star, 1307 Seventh Ave, near Union St. Is Yours One of 40,000 AS HONEST a* the day l« long. It feara nor man nor devil: It* column# teem with quip and cong, lt'» atrlctly on the level — That'* why The Star, *tla truly aald, ) In 40,000 home* it read. thought desirable. "I have been pestered to death by real estate* men since comin; here. "We have been unable to find anything under 12.000 and so we have given It up as a bad Job." "Of course anybody who conies along and who Intends to leave town and has a nice house for $2,000 or less —that we can rent can do business with us But I want to say right here and now that the Mnrshalls are through house hunting." BANKERS'TRUST BIDS ON BONDS Has public sentiment already ex ercised its Influence on the bank ers' trust? For months and months the port commission bonds failed to receive any higher offer than SS cents on the dollar, as The Star told you the other day. Then last Thursday came Com missioner Bridges' resolution, fol lowing close on the heels of a pop ular bond sale in Portland, to sell the West Seattle Ferry bonds, drawing five per cent interest, to the people direct. No official action has been taken on the resolution yet. But already It has exerted an in fluence on the bond market that augurs exceedingly well for Com missioner Bridges' plan. On Saturday, it seems, a repre sentative of the bankers who have been bidding on the general im provement bonds of the port, which only carry 4 1 3 per cent, raised the prevloua bid to 90 cent* cn the dollar. "But that is too low yet," says Bridges. "I shall never consent to sell it at such a low figure. They've got to do better than that."