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THE SEATTLE STAR
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How to Lighten the Liver's Load
A FRENCH professor has proved, at least to his own Mat
isfaction, that the hour* at winch most of us eat arc
the worst possible
When you net u P 1,1 ''ie morning your liver has hart a
lonn rest and is ready (or a day's work and the liver, you
know, is the organ which chiefly sees to it that you aren t
poisoned by the various dopes anil and things with
which man. in his boasted wisdom, overloads himself.
But instead of giving it its biggest work when it »» mult
rested and freshest, the chances are you cat only a nibble of
breakfast a bit of fruit, perhaps; some denatured cereal
with the wholesome husk* missing, an egg and a pint or so
of a fluid called coffee
You reserve its hard work for the middle or end of the
day. when it has become tired; and then wonder, nest morn
ing, why you find fur on your tongue.
The frenchman tells iis that the time to take aboard
the huskiest meal i> at the day'# start, when the human
machine is tuning tip for business.
F.at enough then, he advises, to last till the stress of
the day's toil is over
About 4 p m have a light luncheon say a bowl of
milk with whole wheat bread—ami shortly before you go
to bed eat a substantial nightcap meal, taking care not to
overdo it.
If for any reason you want to cut out one meal, do
awav with the luncheon
There's very little doubt that the Frenchman's logic is
MHind. If we ate according to lope we could wisely try his
schedule. But most of us don't; we follow habit Otherwise
we could save our overtaxed livers a lot of unnecessary work.
A REMARKABLE thing about It la that thara are ao many people
ready to cheer over tha mere proepect of war.
THe MEANEST man haa bean dlacoverad at laat. He'a a thief of
Can Diego. George Oravaa waa preeelng hie panla ao'a to have creaeea
In 'em, whan thla meaneat man attached him from the rear, render-
Ing him unconacloua, and than robbed tha houaa.
PftKNCH SCIENTIST announcea bath In parafflna *•« at IJO de
graea a* a aura cura for rheumatiem. Who haa tha bulge on parafflna
wax? Why, your llttla old uncle Rockefeller.
Lafe Hamilton Must Go
WE HAVE temporized with Lafe Hamilton long enough.
He's got to go.
Whether he or Upper succeeds in getting a new trial,
whether or not he succeeds in wresting that $J,OOO from the
public funds for his old machine, the recent trial has demon
strated that Hamilton has absolutely no conception of decent
public service.
A man in public office should, like Caesar's wife, be
above suspicion.
Whit is Hamilton's attitude?
Hamilton's creed is, "Do anything you can as long as
you are not foolhardy enough to deliberately step beyond
the boundaries of the law. Sell your own machine to the
county, but don't h« foolish to make an out and out
sale. Get a friend and sell it first to him. Then let him
cod it to the county.*'
I Looking at the particular deal involved in the pre*nt
suit at the courthouse as generously as possible, one can
only wonder how Kate persists in casting suspicion upor. «o
many of Hamilton's deals.
AT LEAST R. J. Melntyre haa the saltefactlon of bslng In ao«na
hospital othar than tha county hospital.
AFTER TWO years of skillful dodging of metropolitan police and
dot active* by romalning "Within the Law," Margaret llllngton waa
pinched in little old Aberdeen, Waah_ yesterday, for breaking the speed
ordinance. No wonder it peeved hor.
t WRITING OR the "unemployed," Chat Rowoil, who wanta to repre
sent California In the United States aenate, saya: "A few of thorn may
bo criminals, and many of them aro doubtleee confirmed vagabonds."
And that'a tha way Chet might took on common folks, from the aenate.
MEANWHILE, QRANORA PORFIRIO DIAZ la having a scrap wtth
Ma Paris landlord over repairs to the wsllpspor.
HAMILTON MAY get * n«w trial, but the Upper machlre will re
main aa old aa avar. ,
ELEVEN BATTLESHIPS and 16,000 sallora aant to mako Huerta
aaluta tha flag weren't doing much, anyway, and ao thara ahou!d be
llttla kicking bacauaa President Wilson didn't aand Wlllla Haa rat down
In a row boat to make 'am aaluta.
SPECIAL-BIG CHEESE SALE I
3 Day*—Thursday, Friday and Saturday
FINEST NEW CHEESE, 20c Lb.
Best Old New York Cheese, Sharp, 27c Lb.
4 Cans Milk, 25c, With $1 Purchase
RREE—Big dlah lea Craam, with every 11.00 purchaae.
Ouarantaad fraah, local Ranch Egga, 24c doi.
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1511 Pike Place
HOUGEN THE SHOE REPAIR MAN
""** ™ " 218 Union St.—2 Shops—llo Madison
Cheap Dental Work
Expensive
There la * eaa# difference hetwe«»n
getting cheap Dental work aml gmttlng
the beat D«ntal work cheap W« do not
compete with rheap Denflata. nor do w#»
recognise Dantal araftera who rlalm to
put In teeth without plfttoa or hrldga
work and than eell you cheap junk for
brldirework under another narrt*
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the world for 94; the beat Porcelain
Crowns In th#» world, 93.50 to H; the
beat 8«-t of Teeth In the world for 94.
9* and 912: Hllver Fill*. SOc; the bant
lynthfitlc or Gold filling*, $ 1.00 up
Our name above la a stun rente#*
that your work will he of the heat
and paifileei
We t*-ll you exactly what your
work will coat by fr#»e examination.
Our work la aura to pleaae you.
Our prices are aure to ault you.
We do aa we advaftfae
A*k your friends ahout ua
ai.ha.nv cit huk DBNTiarrt
le-ond Uw»f r«»ple'a Iftxnk Hulldlov
W<*.»nd nod Pike
Take Kievator or Walk '.'p.
DIANA DILLPICKLES IN
THE SEATTLE STAR'S LAUGH DEPARTMENT
A
You atay home and mlad the
children tonight. Joahua. I'm go
ing to the wblat club "
"Haa 1 have a few of the boya
la for a game of poker?"
"Ooodnena. no! The Idea of
you setting an example to the
children, playing carda'"
• • •
Stumped
"Children," aald the teacher to
bla pupil*, "you nhould be able
to do anything equally well with
either hand. With a little prac
tice you will find It Juat aa easy
to do anything with one band aa
It la with the other."
"la Itr Inquired the urchin at
the fool of the claaa "Lot'a nee
you your left hand In the
right hand pocket of your troua
era "
• e •
Tommy Told
"Thomaa." aald the mother ae
verely, "aome one haa taken a
hlg piece of ginger cake out of
the pantry."
Tommy bluahed guiltily.
"Oh, Thotnaa'" ahe exclaimed.
"I didn't think It wan In you!"
"It ain't all," replied Tommy.
"Part of It's In Klale "
THF STAR—WKDNBBDAY. APRIL 29, 1914.
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE
Wet or Dry]
The Star office wti awampad again today with lattara In the wet
and dry contaat. If present Indioatlona hold, tha judgee will hava to
datarmlna tha wlnnar from aavaral thouaand lattara Saturday after
w—it.
Tha aubjact af tha contaat la state-wide prohibition, a queetion
which will tarn* before tha votere at tha Novtmb«r atactlon. A price of
IS la given aach week for tha bait lattar from « "wat" and from a "dry."
Contaatanta ara urged ta conflna thalr lattara ta aa faw worda aa
paaaibia.
Extracta from a faw af tha best lattara follow;
T OR V *
♦ *
"Tba Juat baa la of law la the
greateat good to tha greateet num
ber. A law abolishing tha liquor
traffic would be a Weening to all,
especially to tboee who uaa It, and
the onea dependent on thorn."
W. A. AUTTELL, FRIDAY HAN
W. A. MOUTTELL,
FRIDAY HARBOR.
"l<at ua repeal lawa agalnat burg
lary and murder because they do
not prohibit. Let aa M enact pro
hlbltary liquor lawa ft EC At.'3 E
THKT DO NOT PROHIBIT."
C. NICHOLS,
LA SALLE HOTEL.
a a e
"I am a problbltlonlat because the
li.ft.or traffic la fattanlng at tha
axi-ense of manhood, womanhood,
atate and nation. Itecausn anoth
er too iftoa gala tba pay check ln
tsnued for mothara and wl'ea"
A. P. BRENNAN.
e e e
"Prohibition will drive criminals
from the atate. The Jail* will b«
leaa crowded an<l fewer policemen
will he needed, thereby leaaenlng
the taxea." O. H. LEARN,
a a a
"1 aay wa ought to have a taw to
aboliah the breeder of crlma and
nee. the Icenaea and *o-<»lled re
sectable booxe Joint." which la the
cauae of 85 per cent of crlma to
day " WM. DAVIS,
S»1» HIGH ST, EVERETT.
HOPE
Visitor—You look vary much
Ilk* your mother, only her hair
I* golden (nil youri la dark
brown.
Mary but h#r»
wa* jiiKt llkn minx till l*»t ymr,
»o pmb'ly mln« will chango. too,
when I (trow up
WET
"Prohibition la contrary to the In
spired wurd of (iod, ahicb all Cbrla
tlana ara claiming to b« trying to
follow. CoL 11:16: I<ot no tnaa
therefor* Judge yon la meat. or In
drink, or ta reepect of a holy day,
or of tha new moon, or of tha Bab
bath day a."
HENRY J. fLIICHANII,
everett.
a a a
"Prohibition will not prohibit, bat
will create blind pica and lawleae
neaa of ovary aort. and. furthermore,
will throw thoaaanda of m*n oat
of word. C. S. LUVEN,
SEATTLE.
a a •
"Tha failure of prohibition to ro
dnce liquor drinking or to promota
temperance la aufflelent to prova
that tha prohlbltary a rat am la tha
wrong method of dealing with tha
liquor problem
M. L. GORDON,
122} ALKI AV.
a a a
"How doea It benefit a com
munity to eloaa tha law regulated
aaloon and aubatltute the blind
pig, faka drug atora and Moot
logger*" JOHN TAAPFC,
>14 Plrat Av. •.
a • a
"Hani«h liquor and man will
find, at greater coal. aomMhlng In
finitely worn"
R. H. DORMEYER,
Seattle.
a a a
"In a statement made recently
by tha Methodlat Temt«<ranoa so
ciety, Kanaaa, after S& yeara of
prohibition, eipenria annually In
excess of 15.000.000 for liquor pur
chased without the state."
HENRY E. SCHMIDT,
536 32nd Av. 8.
OS A ROUGH GUV
PORTLAND, Or#.. April 29—FVr
refusing lo heed Go* Oswald
Wmi'i demand that he cease swear-
Inn In the prosenre of women, an
unidentified man who waa unlng
rigorous language when hi* auto- j
mobile refused to crank, wa* badly
beaten up by Weat.
DANCING
HIPPODROME
llflfc and t nlT»r«ttr.
t'nlna Hn bMin
Tanthl hj Cainptlnt
iMrliiri.
"BEFORE THE DAY OF EUGENICS"
Ponto, the Purp
WHAT'S THAT "THING?
He —What did tha gardener do
with tha graaa after ha raked It
off tha lawn?
She—Oh. I told him to save
tha oomblnga.
a a a
Stinging tha Stinger
Jack bad Just been atung by a
Belli*.
"Mother." ha aakod, thought
fully. "it a b«e aatUad on a net
tle, would tba l>ee atlng tha net
tle or would tha nettle atlng tha
beet" "
a a a
Quite Proper
A Terr affectionate Mr.
Wont up to a girl and ha kr
A cop (landing by
Would hava plncbad him "Oh,
my,"
He ' (plained, "thla ta only
my ar "
Uric Acid Is Slow Poison
I'nuorr. in Ita approach, hard ti
d#t«wt In tin «>arly atax<*. and rruel
Iy painful In Ita later forma, uri
acid pnlaunlng la • dla«aa» too ottau
lata I. ,
HrUtit'a dlfcaae U on# of the fin.
»t«K< * «if uric *e!«l potoi'tiinK. I
kill* In our country cv*rj year mor<
m<-n mnl women than any other a'
ni'-nt «>*r#pt t»<> consumption an
pneumonia, llrlaht'i dioeaae an
uric acid polnonlnc uaually itßrt I
tome kidney weakneea that woul,
not be hard to cure If dlacov«re<
early, •<> It I* well to know th<
early alcna of kidney dlaeaae an,
uric polaonlDß.
Wliimi uri. m id In formed too fan
and tb«i kldnryi >rn weakened by «
cold, or faver, by orerwork. or bj
orrr-lndiilgom-oa. the mid collect*
the blood geta Impure and heavy
there Ik headache, dlizliteai, bran
palpitation, and a dull, heavy-head
ed, droway feeling,*with dtaturb
anrea of thK urine-.
Real torture begin* when the url<
arid forma Into gravel or stone li I
the kidneys, or crystalllr.es Into
jagged bits In the muscles. Joints
. "When Your Back is Lame—Remember the' Name"
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OH, WHAT DID THE
CHAMBERMAID DO?
MILWAUKEE. Wla, April 29 —
Dr H SI. Wllllton of the t'nlverslty
of Chicago. announceß that cliff
dwellera of 100.000 year* ago were
compiled to fight cockroaches four
feet In length.
DOCTOR WRITES HOW
TO LIVE AND THEN DIES.
ORANGK, N. J., April 2» — Dr.
Eugene Went, a homeopathic physi
cian, l* dead of scarlet fever In bla
borne barn.
The last work ho did wait to pre
pare a lecture on "Scientific Meth
od! for the Prolongation of Ufa,"
which he waa to deliver In the
Orange Y. M. C. A.
The Store That Gives
The Value
tla the atore In which to .buy your
clothes. Thousands of men who
uh4 to pay cash are buying herw
ON CRKDIT. Ilecauae they get
cash price* and can pay when they
like and don't have to watt until
they get cash.
BRADBURY
, System Clothes
Are the better grade of hand*
tailored, readr-to-wear garment*
for men. Every garment guar
anteed all wool and the snappiest
alothes In town. Every new fabrlo
and model la here. 1-et ua efcow
you them. They're priced aa low
as 110.
Today's CeftvanlMit
1332-34 Second A*. A 211 Union 8t
"I don't know what ails ma,"
A 4-Reel "Screecher"Film
BUTTER VICTOR
IN FOOD TESTS
NEW YORK, April 29—Buttar !a
from 20 to 30 per cent mora nour
lahlng than oleomargarine, accord
ing to Professor O. C. Bowed, In
charge of the Department of Ani
mal Husbandry of th« Columbia
university.
HE'S IRISH, TOO.
riHCAOO. —"Too much Sullivan,"
mild Judge Sullivan, when Pat Sul
livan, arrested by Policeman Mike
Sullivan, waa arraigned for doing a
beauty ilrap In the gutter. "Two
dollars fine!"
or on the nerve tubing*. Than fel
low the awful pains of neuralgia,
rheumatism, nut. sciatica, neutrttia.
lumbago or kidney colic. It Is but
a further step to dropsy or Bright's
dIMAJ*.
Be warned by bachacbe. by sedi
ment In the kidney secretions, by
painful, scant or too frequent pus
ages. Cure the weakened kidneys.
I'se Doan's Kidney Pills—« medi
cine made Just for weak kidneys,
that his been proved good In yean
of use. in thouaands of oasee—the
one remedy that is recommended by
people you know.
SEATTLE PROOF
Mr*. M. E. Rovelle, 4311 Brook
lyn ar„ Reattle, Wash.. u;i: "ffcr
a long time I was troubled by rheu
matic pains In my limbs. My back
was lame and ached all the titoe. I
didn't rest well at night. Mornings
1 felt tired and worn out. I had se
ver" headaches, too. Hearing so
much about I)oan's Kidney PUli, I
tried them, and they brought me
rr>oat rollnf "