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!Lusitanla Sunk? Big Battle on? What Care We! Let's Read the Ads By Fr*d L. Bo*lt ! have had my leeson. No loueer does my conscience prick at (hp thought ol writing a «i>ni . of artldee for Tlx- Sim- adver tising. 1 can honeatly say that advertisements no longer born m«« Indeed. they Interest me in tensely. What care T tf Villa la on the rampage In Mnlfol If Japan The Seattle Star 3i*mb«r of thtt •crtppa Mr HA* £•»•(*« r*r« py malt, «f «Hy »*• >9+r. |l It • month*. |l t«. !*<• p#r month up *• • »«» Bnt«t*4 it l>»«ul*. W*»h . roitofflc* nutt«r Ky rirrlvr. city, 110 » month iiYILTI. KK l>trc bccause we're here." Roe» the old college chant. IW We're here because of a better reason than that, however We're here because some one was brave enough to give us birth, because some one was content to spend many sleepless, weary nights and tiresome days of toil guarding us from ills of childhood, protecting us from our little tempta tions. defining for us the difference between right and wrong, giving us the chance to grow up into strong, intelligent men—and all this W ITHOUT hope ot REWARD. That some one—you guessed it—was MOTHHR' h Why didn't we die tike thousand* of other* in some infantile sicknc-*? Why weren't h|rc kilted by a street car or wagon? Recause of the watchfulness, the struggle the constancy, of that one woman the worn 'an who daily denied herself things that we might have our little pleasures and that might go to*school dressed cleanly and fully as well as the children of those who could bet- Ner aiiord It—that is whv disease or injury never overtook uv ' f And now, be you laborer, banker, lawyer or pickpocket, you ARE to that one woman. BOY." Grown to manhood, of course but to her you are the same little baby at her breast, requiring the same assidious care, the same watchfulness. NO MATTER WHAT THE WORLD HAS DONE TO YOU OR SAID ABOUT YOU. OR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THE WORLD. YOUR MOTHER NEVER DESERTS YOU. YOU ARE STILL "MY BOY." The world ma\ call you a crook, a thief, but to HI R y.-u are the «ame little tell.m whose face she used to wash, whose finjjer- -he u-eil to bandage, who tracked mud <>\cr the newlv scrubbed kitchen floor to get cookie- on Saturday afternoon-, and who used keep hi* "hat on in the hoti-e so a recent visit to the "swimmin' hole" would not be dc Revert hack to mother'* vision of you—those boyhood days. 1 hen revert back t" •not her. Then, it this holy woman is alive and you are away from her, sit down and write her for the second Sunday in May—this Sunday —is MOTHHR'S DAY. Write her and recount all those boyhood incidents—the Saturday night tubbing, how funnv vou looked when you had the mumps, when the fear of "colera mar bles" didn't" stop you from fating green apples, and about how great those gin ger cookies used to taste. . , . , And mother will have a delicious day of happy weeping and be proud of her hoy. pH vour mother lives you must wear a red carnation Sunday. Hut it -he 1u -ne to reward that the Lord provides all mothers, you mu«t wear a white carnation, the only Symbol of puritv which quite equals the blc-s«d name of MOl lll.R. Yex. the World Moveg ram 9 » » w" -— rOM Tokio comes the story of the first Japanese breach of promise suit. Miss Hedc Noxawa has won $10,000 heart balm from Soaahira Vanaka. The highest court in Japan awarded the lady that sum. " f*or centuries Jap beaux have given them *elv*s the privilege of promising matrimony as often as they pleased and backing out again when they liked. The girl and her feeling- were not worthy ©f consideration to them. It didn't do Miss Jap any good to save "the letters" and show the engagement ring—if they have such a fing in Nippon—for women over there were hot supposed to have any rights. They were Considered rac.»e or less as chattels. • Now it's different! The Jap swain hereafter will be rare fill •bout the promises he makes to his be>t girl. Will he? Or will he be like the American youth—promise and trust to luck to get out of it ? But the girl of Nippon—she will be far surer of her "'catch" when she gets him on the "hook" than she has been in the past—also she can begin saving up the "letters," care fully tying them in baby ribbon and storing them away in the attic trunk for use when the young man shows indications of trans ferring his affections. Why Is a Corn? Why Does It Hurt? EDITOR STAR —Tell me something about corns. Why;*>' v * »»• come—have they roots? H. W THE change in the weather must have pinched yours, too, H. W.—your question gives us a fellow feeling wondrous kind. A corn is caused by chaffing the skin. To get acquainted with a corn, you must first get acquainted with the There are several layers of it—the top, or epidermis, the -econd or "true skin." which contains the nerves and blood vessels, and then a layer that contains muscles and hair follicles. ' The first { inch of the shoe rubs the top if the chaffing continues the next layer fthickens, then a core sometimes called a f*root." but which i< not a root, lornis. By this time you have a hard tissue boring thru each layer of skin and thru the -ensitive net work of nerves. Every pressure from above J>ass>es thru this core or hard tissue and shoot ing pains are the consequence. You Should Worry If it were difficult to find a safe and reliable remedy for the ailment 3 due to irregular or defective action of the stomach, liver or bowels. These ailments are iikely to attack anyone; likely, too, to lead to worse sickness if not relieved. Beeepanfa Pills are famous the world over, for their power to correct these troubles certainly and safely. They cleanse the system, purify the blood and act as a general tonic upon body, brain and nerves. Indigestion, biliousness, constipation might, indeed, cause you pro longed suffering and expose you to danger if Reer ham's Pills Were Not On Hand Tkn UrcMt SaU «# Any Modicbo In •)»• World. Sold mrmrywhw. In JOo., 2ftc. and < itl"a <»«*■ on the brink of war, wnat of It? In Veauvlua vomiting molten lava* The In telligence leaves me cold. A railroad wreck? \n earthquake* llaa a great man died? Or gone to the pen? I* there a panic In Wgll at? Han another atate gone dry? I yawn and turn with Impa tlance to the advertising column* Mother! Be Warned in Time »■>! t T-» l_ * » t it.. *1. THF. clean-up, paint-np, swat-the-fly cam paigns arc undertakings based on wis dom. We ought to clean, paint and *wat ju-t far the sake of getting closer to godliness, but il>e Serbian government officials declare that cholera is bound to come with warmer weath er and it will be a menace to the entire world. If the cholera gets hold of those weakened European people*, this world will ->ce horrorx such as never were written or imagined. It behooves all people* to l>e on their guard Clean! Paint! Swat! European-American Policy IF you can't slaughter them with artillery, blow them to pieces with dreadnaught gun«. or bomb them from aeroplane*, starve them! Foreign war policy, this?- No, American peace policy, with men, wonfrn and children to do the starving as in the matter of Euro pean war policy. For months pa-t over 40 men, accused of big or little offenses in the Colorado mine strike, have laid in jail, awaiting the slow turning of the wheels of Justice. At Trinidad and other Colorado points some »i 0 other* arc held All these men are out or work. Their wives and children are out of food. If you can't shoot them, starve them! We are unable to decide whether the blessed Rockefeller philanthropists get this policy from the F.uropean butchers or the lat tcr got it from the Rockefellers, but we can observe the exact similarity of the hellishness of it. A TAMPICO broker has proposed to I'ncle Sam's agents to su, ply the transports bring ing refugees from Mexico with meat at 3 and 4 cents, Mexican, per pound, which is about .3 mills American money. In this land of peace and plentv we pay about sixteen cents. Dad burn it, it's tinifc to intervene; we want our rights. A MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA, doctor flew at the rate of 110 mile* an hour to help a patient. That is almost fast enough to please a mother whose first baby has colic. THOSE TWO cheer resulting from the announcement that laft is being boomed for the presidency probably rame from Utah and Connecticut. For there 1 Khali find the new * (hat touches my pocket book.. There I shall learn to make end* meet atul ao escape the alms house when my race la run You will recall, perhapa, Hint my wife proved to me that we have saved money In medicine*. cJothea, furniture, carpets and Jo on, by following the advertise mania ruMUh«<i r>Attr My Th« Hi«r PublUhlhi «'•, i . » M4I It MM NATIONALITIES OF PEOPLE ON BOARD LONDON, May K A reUiod l|«t "f' rovnrln* 1h«lr na tlonallty, u* issued by ih« Cuoard lino today, nho*n the following to hav® been aboard: KIRHT CABIN — English, 179; American, 106, Greek. 3; Swedish, 1; Mexican, 1; Hwls», i. SBCOND ClAßß—Hngllsh. S2l; Amerhan. (IB; llelidan, 1; tiutrh, .'!• French, r.; Italian, 1; Russian, :t; unidentified, !. TJIIHD * 'LAKH English, 204. Irish, .19; Scotch, 1.1; Russian, 60; American, 17; t'eralan. 13; Greek', 2; Finn, 1; Hoindlnavlao, 4; Max lean, 1. Prisoner pushes cop In jail cell and locks him In at Klleiisburg. STAR—SATURDAY, MAY 8. 1915. PAGE 4. I was not yet converted "After all," I said, "food Is the big Item " 'Must so," said my auperlor fraction "Food Is the biggest Item of all. I want you to go downtown for me. Mere's a copy of yesterday's Htar The things 1 want you to get for me at the public markets art- marked " I Jitneyed townward. DIANA DILI.PICKLES IN MOVIELAND OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE ALL HE CARED ABOUT "Well, how goes Hie titanic struggle?" "11.Ui?" "1 say. what's the news from the embattled front?" "Oh! Well, we took yester day's game, and If we win to day the slump Is over and we've a look-In for the pennant." • * • Usual Result "Why don't you tell your trou bles to a policeman?" "1 don't dare," replied the (loomy person. "He'd probably arrest me.' —Washington Btar. Now, If you don't know, there am four public markets I'ubltr Market ('enter. Westlaka, Houth ICud and the White Market. All four advertise In The Hi,it e\ery Friday Housewives do • heir table shopping on Hatui day for Sunday. It was Friday's Star I had in my pocket The first thing t In,tight waa four cans of Tarnation cream fot SUCCESSFUL GIRL lie 1 understand your sister look a-Job before she was very proficient In stenography. How dl<l she get. along? She line. Hh«> married the b®»B. ■• • • Bunkered The atory Ih told of an ancient Scotch golfer whose companion died and was about to be burled. The Scotchman struggled out to tb» cemetery to be present at the Interment, nnd arriving there, did not know where the grave was. He summoned a boy with a whistle. "Whist, lad." be jiald. "It's s new course. Whaur s the hole?" two bits Fifteen cents saved light there Then a If, cent package of Aup' lemlnia a pancake flour for * cents Hl* cents saved- and I'm a bear for pancakes. I got four 1 (Mmlit ( an* of to matoes for 26 cents, aavlng 15 cents, and a three pound ran of coffee for 76 eents. which ordinal lly retails al a dollar. Two-blls PAPA ROMPS INTO A FILM Half-Way Stop l,ate Mom«-goer (bursting Into w#rrtm«ii|~li * a loug, lout »a> fo Tipperary. Callous «'<ip—Tm, but the »ta- Hod house Is only around the cor ner Klrhmond Timet Dispatch. • • • WU«ly Put "What I* meant by 'comment t* u**le**, father f* asked Utile Hollo, the boy cro**-eiamlner. It mean*, ton. that you ran t think of anything el*e to *ay."— Philadelphia I.edgcr. • • • One Drawback Gibb* —I* It true that you don't sj«end a* much money now aa you did In-fore you were marled' lJlbb* —It I* I * Ish I could say the aame thin* of my wife. — Pittsburgh Dispatch e e e Irked Him "My employers played me a rather hearties* trick," remarked lb* man who I* alwaya kicking "Why. I thought they had in creased your compensation " Hut they Increased It Just enough to compel m<» to keep book* and employ an expert ac countant to figure out m> In come tax."— W aah'ngton Star. • ♦ • He«* Taate Change* Funny that the very' fellow who bega a girl for a lock of her hair in the rourtahlp days when he klasea It so fondly will *\ ear like a trooper If he flnda one of them In the butter after he la married. - Florida Ttmea-I'nlon. • e * Trapped "Ypu have yoitr father's eves." declared grandma, looking earn estly at the young girl. "Yea'm "And you have your mother'* hair." "No; this is siater* hair." fal tered the Kiel. "And she said I could borrow It."—Bt. Douls Po*t- Dlapatch. • • • Needed a Clue Kxamlnlng Admiral (to naval candidate) —Now. mention three great admiral* Candidate Drake. Nelson, and —I beg your pnrdon, air, I didn't quite catch your name.-- Punch. • * • Scientific We do not care for twilight sleep, Hut (pleaae excuse the gup l We often feel we'd like tq steal A quiet morning nap. —Peoria Journal. • • • Song* of a Cynic My wife's the most Impulalve Of all her sex and race; But while she makne her mind up quick, I often wish she were as allck In mnkliiK up her face. —San Francisco Chronicle. • • • A Center Shot "Did he strike, you between phases of the argument?" "No; he struck me between the eyes." New York Sun. • • » Without Incumbrance* Tlio Slum Worker-—You look like a very worthy person. The Flattered One—Oh. I'm all right, nia'nm. I manage to Ret. along first rate. 1 ain't got no body to ftlipport. I'm a single wornna.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. • • • Recipe for Poetry "You need the Atilc »alt," The Poet said, "And then a PcKasu*. Parnassus bred, Ho much (hp better when you pick Your lyric colt If he should kick You on the head," —San Frsudsco Chronicle. saved Finally, I bought a 6u-cent can of Idpton'a tea for 60 cents You will observe that. In thesn modest purchases, I saved i-in'i |y 71 cents Jitney fan-, round trip, 10 cents Net saving. C«i cents If I should Invest that 61 ten s In first mortgage bonds at 7 per cent, I would liavo an Income Star Circle for Young Readers CHANGE TO WIN $1 BY SOLVING PUZZLE The Circle contest for ne*t «et>k *111 Interest those who are well up In geography. It Is a puzzle of cities If you know the principal cities of the I lilted Hutes this *111 be easy. The winner of this congest will l>e given n dollar. Try to mall your answer* so they will rem h I'ncle .lack not laier than 1 o'clock Fri day afternoon The age limit Is 16. Solve the following What city In Miaaiaaippl Is the nam* of a graat general? What city In Ohio la ths name of a grsat diacoverer? What city In Nebraska '• the name of a formar prtaldentf What city In Maaaachuaett* la the name of a hot aaucaT What city In Kentucky Is the name of a city In France? HONOR MENTION I.ack of space Is the eacusc I'ncle Jacii offers because he could not print all the names of thoat whose photos »n« good llo*»r«.' the following are the nauie* of those who oent In the beat snaps: Cyrllta HoUlwell. 626 Inlversiiy at ; Nicholas Buchanan. Hnohoni ish; Kdlth. Clara and Anna Bar ato», 1624 10th ave ; Grace Chand !er, Foster. Freda Sullivan. Beile vue; Uestrice Clark, Lyman. Hor en<»- Maes, 4703 31st ave f» ; Mabel t'arlaon. K T!»th st ; Gordon Hllllman. Everett: Marlon lloro wlu. Exere't. Ellae- Fountain*. Illllsboro. Ore.; Harry Van Buren, Ballard, and Vera Hulls. Foster, Wash Summer School at Y. The Y. M C. A educational de partment will conduct a summer school for 10 weeks for boy a of the fourth, fifth and sUth grades who are likely to "flunk" th la >e»r or who win miss their eiatnlca tlona. Scouts Help in War According to i*tr Robert Ba«len- Powell, there are 12.000 Boy Scouta now In the military servlc* of Gnat Britain Some of them are em ployed for aignal work In the navy, •ome a* ineaieuger*. other* to guard government property. More than 5.000 to far have re ceived medal* for duty well Jcue Will Inspect the City CHICAGO, May I. —A sanitary la ■paction of Chicago will be nude next week by 5,000 high achoo! boy*. Prosecution* will be made on the evidence of the boy*, who will In *p«ct the 16.500 blocks In the city They are to be provided with blank* on which SO question* concerning «Htiltary condition* are printed Class to This Kid L.APK!., Ind. May This c!vy ha* what It think* I* the champion hor*e*hoe pitcher of America. Beu lamln Bartholomew I* hi* name He recently made three ringer* Spinning's Close-Out Sale Fairy ilzxles with the hotte*t bargain* In Seattle. jS^Tr 15c 4-ln.. 10e 3-ln.. 5c 2-ln. House Number* or Letters 3c Somo are brns*. some aluminum, some $32.00 Harley-Davidion Rear Wheel with ' Clutch and Brake $5.0 C 50c Red Bull 3" ,-in. Cut Hatchet 33c Sterno Hard Alcohol Stove 10c \\ V 50c New Way Dandelion or Weed Puller 25c jHT $25.00 14-ln. Girl'* Spinning Coaster (Br 1 - \ 1 Bicycle 117.00 j Wl{ » Morrow coa*ter. Hartford tiref A* eln .• ' i *" as you can buy. 75c 2-ln. Jaw Bonncy Viae 55c Screw clamp, for filing Key* an,l other light work. 10c Ooz. 2' 2 k16 Round Head Blued Screwr, \ (*oien 5c f \ $2.25 Surface Floor Spring Hinge $1X1) ' f Hotpolnt Electric Iron $2.44 SPINNING'S CASH STORE (3 Uoiel Guide Visitors New. Hr«prnnf, ' .1" Kulf $ I per «fn> up HOTEL COURT mhm nr.. at «T4triiinsi "In (he Mmrt ef Kv#rjrthln|'' H Mliiuti* lo Kipo, Direct f«tne Rates, Kuropean I'lau, 91.&0 l> lake 1 nherttl Baa from It of 4 <1 cents a year. IF ( HAVKO M CKNTH A DAY AT TIIK PUBLIC MAKKKTH KVKRY l»A V. I WOl U> HAVE \T TIIK KND OF A YKAH. •234.30 A MJ AN INCOMK FHOM IT OF »I#4o. Viewed In this light, I consider the average ne»spat»er advertise unlit , MTKKAHY MAHTI.It . PIECE PHOTO OF DEAR COO WINS THE DOLLAR I'ncle Jack bunted a call f«r snapshots last Saturday. "Out-of door pictures tf possib.#," he aald Aim! be certainly got them Everything. from a fuwy Spltt puppy to a railroad train, waa pic tured. but snajtshots of farm and animal life predominated. The pic turea of farraa and swimming pools made I'nclw Jack «lah that vaca tion were here. The -w inner of the dollar la Merie Fields. 421 < Interlake art. He aent in the picture* of hia pet b**ar cub. One of them la reprodu-eJ above. Uoo't you think U la cu'eT If Merle will call at the office. I'ncle Jack w ill give him hia dollar. and two leaners at a distance ot 36 feet. Latet ha played against Samuel Gwlna. who holds the champion ship of Indiana. Ben got four rln, era and one leaner. 11* defeated Uwina by a score of 20 to 12, Kids to Banquet Th«- boy*' department of the Y. M C. A . In recognition of Mother*' day. will give a banquet Saturday night. More than 250 boy* wllh their mothera will be present. Mr*. Auitln K Griffith* will be one of the tpeaken. ''My boy, doe* your father work long at a stretch" "Sometime*. De laat time h« only worked 10 day*, but dey gave htm three months yesterday." HOTEL ROT •• • | |# D * l^ ,•"7 * V * Marthm h? wM "" or mo. Hot Md c*44 AT AMA MaVJ Privme b*fb« AUUHU Hill T»k* Isi lon M. ear to •t4 Kenmj. Kowmy. j* LINCOLN HOTEL # IIA Murket •»., Han t rant-Uno * |n>Mtnl iliorofare. * »uln. limiw l<rrt Df>p«ii .1 mln. from print Ipal dorks New, •ra. W'rll# f«r mMnillom K«lra II IWI f| Mi ®* O* •• •• ■ ,u T , Use Star Wants Ads for R«- I suits.