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Whythe Dickens Don't Our Bankers
Be Human? lir^ai
Do you know the difference between a bank aiul an artificial ice plant? IIW ILI J* I
Neither do we. BP L* j I
Whenever we venture into a bank we feel like buttoning our overcoats 9 » — 1 I
tighter and edging up to the steam pipes. Lj [J [ j I
Why is it, we wonder, that a bank has to generate frigidity, just as an V
undertaking parlor generates gloom?
Why do they have to give the common, ordinary man the teeling that
they're extending the icy mitt? *' (tv*
Why can't a bank be just as human as a cigar More or a haber«
v V dashery, or a billiard hall 1
j Ida kji/ gjgk Hankers are just ordinary men; their clerks .ire just ordinary Jerk .
<| 1 W Whv cage 'em in tinsel fences and surround 'em with nuiMe-pillaied li.
□ n n M nity?
\Ma Ihey're driving away custom, these bankets. l ots of folks teel real
w — _ shaky about going in and starting a savings account, or a small checking
1881 wmS9 account. It took us to years to up courage to horn into a bank—
|11l Vv .oul journalists are not noted for lack of nerve.
Wouldn't the habit of thrift be helped along if batik weren't so
WJL arn distant in their methods—it they didn't scare folks away bv their
a gilded gratings and sad solemnity?
Yes, it would.
ut perhaps the bankers hauteur is a good thing for the postal savings
iyrtem.
THE MONROE DOCTRINE
IT is an unusual pare of news which does not
contain some reference to the "Monroe doc
trine." Tho volumes have been written about it.
the essence of this important principle of \meri
can policy can be condensed in a few paragraphs.
It begins as far back as the famous farewell
address of Washington which was delivered in
September. t796. Washington then announced as
a fundamental principle of American foreign pol
icy that this country will refrain from meddling in
the political affairs of Europe.
The converse of this—that the United States
will not tolerate intervention in \merican affairs
on the part of European nations—was made the
second principle by President Monroe in his cele
brated message to congress, December 2, tX2*.
This message was called out by the probability
that the "holy alliance," a league of four Euro
pean powers, would endeavor to control the
Spanish countries of South America.
"America for Americans" is the gist of the
Monroe doctrine.
As President Monroe laid them down, the
two principles read: First, "that the American
continents, by the free and independent condition
which they have assumed and maintain, are hence
forth not to be considered as subjects for future
colonization by any European powers."
Second, referring to the Spanish-American
states which had achieved their independence,
that "we could not view any interposition for the
purpose of oppressing them or controlling in any
other manner their destiny, by any European
power, in any other light than as the manifesta
CYNTHIA GREY'S LETTERS AND ANSWERS
Q.—l am a girt 1t and I am alt
alone. A gentleman friend of mine
wants ma to marry him. I don't
lava him, and he Is a good deal
elder than ma: but he will provide
ma with a good home. Shall I
marry him without love? lam very
poor and cannot get work. My
mother and father are both dead
and I haven't any one else to ask
advice of and I know you have
helped lots of other young glrle.
JACKIE.
A You are a good (rtrl; undoubt
edly you have high Ideals You
would exert every honorable means
to obtain work before you would
go out upon the street and sell yonr
soul for bread The reault of this
exertion would be that you would
obtain work. If only for your room
and board In a good family until you
could get g paying position, for the
rule never failed "Where there's
a will there's a way "
Doctor Says Nuxated Iron Will
Increase Strength of Delicate
People 200% in Ten Days
In ntmmr loalaarra paraona bata
aaaffrrrd nalolrf a«ony faar yrnra d«w
torlng for nrr%o»»a waaknraa, afoaaa
arb. It* a»r or kUary dlaraar, or aoaaa
ofbrr allmaat. wkra thalr rral troaa
hlr aaa lark of lra»n la tbr Moud —
Ilaa to frll.
Naw Tarb. K T.—ln a rarani dkacauraa
J»r r Raiiar. ap#' lallat, of thla rltjr aald
if yon vara to mak* an a«tual bio<»d taat
f>n all paopia who ara 111. yon would prob
ably ba graatlf aatonlahad at tha amcaa4
l"#ly larga numbar wha larb Iran, and
who ara 111 f»r no athar r*a»on than »l.a
of Iron. Tha mamant Iron la auppJiad
all *halr multltuda of daniaro>ia aymp
ton.a dlaappaar Without Iron tha bir>'>d
at onra loa«*a tha powar to rbanga f'»-d
Into living 'laa-ia, and th»raf«»ra nothing
you »it doaa you any good, you don't (•'
IHa a?rrn#th out nf ft Tr>>:r food rnar«ir
l>aaa*-« through your ara'am Ilka rorn
through a mill with tha ro-l«ra* ao wld«
apart that »ha mill 'an t grind Aa a r•
a lit of thla ron'lnuoua hlo«»d and nrr a
ararvatlon paopla ganarally waab
•* *A narvoua gr.l ail run down and fr«
«iu»ntly davalop all aorta of '-ondltlatia
* »na> la *oo thin; anothar la burdanad with
unhaalthy fat. aoma nra w> waak thay 'an
lardly walk. tan,< think thay hava d>«
ftapaia. kldnay or llrar troubla. aoma ran t
a o«-p a' nigh* . othara gra alaapy and tlrod
ri | dar. aoma * taay anl Irrltahla aor a
aklnny and hut all
poa ar andurama fn aurh raaaa It la
a oraa than foojiatin-aa to taka a'lmulatlng
rradt'lnaa o? narrotlr dr«iga whl«*h only
whip up • our fagging «'lta! powara for tha
mamant, majrb* a< tha "tpana* of yaut
llf" latar on v o rnattar what any o».a
taiia • o*». If you ara not gfrong and w»
>ati owa It to vouraaif to rtraka tha foi
|o*« ing taa' ba* how long vou ran work
« r t",w far you «an walk without haeom
Irg tlrad Naft taka two fl\a grain tab
THE SEATTLE STAR
c«(«r«4 m wMk r*«i»rn-« •• •i<u* mum
My mall. «ul 9t Mlf. t— r |IM; I m •Kill. |l M, !»• *•' attlk •» «• • »»••• »•> t«r p ||« | m«» »fc
A man haa asked you <o marry
hint. Yon don't love him, but he
can nive you bread What Is the
difference between this and the sit
uation pointed out above? None,
except that your marriage would be
legal 1 ted
No doubt msny would hasten to
advise yoa to marry Just for a home
sod support, but they are not tak
ing Into consideration what the r»
suits of such a marriage would be
Those who are bound securely by
marriage know that for the most
part It becomes a very ordinary
state of existence, even wben love
hovers ne»r, ever resdy to kindle
the dylBK embers Can you picture
what such a life be without
love? You could never fully re
alise until graduated from the
school of experience. Don't do It.
my girl. don't do it
Q —Can a German make hi* own
lota of ordinary nutatad iron thraa tin»*a
pa' dar af'»r m««l« for »«■ |*han
taat r»«f •fr»nf»h •gain and a*a fur yur
••If how hiu' h you htv« ■«ir><*•! I hav*
a*an d'-aw a of nervous rut d-.an paopla
•ho »ar« illlnf *11 tha (lm« 4'>qbl«. an>t
a%an trip • thatr a'rangth ami anduran a
and cnilrtlf i«i rM of lhair «f
4r*r"pi i ll>af and athar »- utiiH In
from 1 0 »«• 14 d»>a Urna • if > hr takng
Iron In tha prop*' form, and thla aftar
'hajr had la a*.ma • m»« baan do'tarlng
for rnantha vlthou* oMalMnf anr l>anafl»
Ton aaa talk •• you p'.aaa* about ail tha
woadara wrought na« »» »-*'»• »
whan yon . oma down to hard fa» •• tnara
la nothing Itba fftr>d old if«-n to put raloy
In four rhaaka and c»'i4, aound h««iihr
fraah an r««r bonaa ft la a:*<> • gr*a»
nar*a and ainrnMh atrangt*a»»ar and tha
hoaf blood bulldar In tha w*t.A Tl • or
trovbla ••• that tha o d form* 'f In 'tan
In Iron Ilka tlnrtu a of Iron irori ar«ta'«.
•if aftan rulnad paopta a laalh ipaat
thalr •t»it>a'ha and wara nat aaaimt «>-a
and for thaaa raaa a ih•» Crarian* -tld
irara harm than |atkl da' with tna •: ■
fovarp "f tha now or f -»mt of org® i. Iron
all thia baa baon « *aro'-raa s .taatad
(ran, for atampia, i« plaaaaa* ta taba.
doaa not lajyra tha «aa h. and It a moat
Irnrrad at* r banafl'lal
MOT! Tha maa af N aatad
| Iron hava au« h aahouiwfad r<*nftdanaa in
Ha potaa f that that authoriaa iha an
I naurfamant tha* thaw * 1 forfait |||| ••
Ito any rtarltaMa inatltu'l n If tha. **an
I not taba anjr man «r aoman uadar It who
j 'arba Iron and lar raaaa thatr a"*n«*h fM
f pa» - ant or a ar In fo..r waaka' tima i-,-.
■ • - k a » nt a»rlo«ta a*ega'
hi# AI a>' fbar wlli rafund your monay In
|an» raaa |n whirl) Musatad Iron d«"»a r. •
|at l*aa« doahia your a'r*ng»a» in 19 4* «
• ' • a *1 • r<« ra* >* .
"• r»rwf (a, Sariaii Drug |«m
I T»rug Ca and all athar iraggl***
tion of an unfriendly disposition toward the United
States."
The new pan-American doctrine, which is so
frequently discussed with reference to plans for
national defense, implies the acceptance of the
Monroe doctrine bv the countries <■! South Xmerica.
SEATTLE WANTS SURE WATER
rp HE STAR will leave it to the engineers as to
what materials should be used in the con
struction of conduits that will insure Seattle's
water supply.
Rut there is no doubt that swift, sure action
should be taken.
The fact that the city council six months
ago authorized surveys and plans for some sort of
construction that would insure permanent supply
is not enough to satisfy thinking tax payers.
What they want to know is—when?
The people want plenty of water. They
want sure water.
The men at the city hall should not let a
spirit of listlessness dominate in the matter of giv
ing Seattle water.
Intelligent action is not the only demand of
the hour. The element of speed is vital.
"GEN." JACOB S. COXEY. commander of the
"Army of the Commonwealth." which "took" Washing
ton in 1894, ia a candidate for United State* senator
from Ohio, on a platform to authorize congress to itsue
11,000,000,000 legal tender currency, half of which it to
be uaed in creating a merchant marine and half for
naval equipment and coast defenaes
A CHICAGO man has discovered that sleeping sit
ting up. like a monkey, produces longevity. What good
news for a lot of California Winter tourists!
bser at home for his own use. pro
vidmg he doesn't make any more
than the law allows him to have,
or shall he have a permit for same?
Thanking you for the answer,
A GERMAN.
A.—Practically the nam* question
was answered a short time ago In
these columns The manufacture
of Intoxlcstnts Is strictly forbidden
In this state. v
Q.—l Just received s lattsr of
New Yfjr'i greetings from the W
C. T. U. of my home town back In
Michigan. Would courtesy demand
a reply? Please answer at once, as
I don't wish to over-step the bounds
of conventionality. OLIVE.
A —It I* proi>er to acknowledge
the letter and show jrotir sppreds
tlon of same In a nicely worried
note.
Q.—Dear Miss Gray: Why don't
people wske up to ths fsct ths'
when they voted to send ths state
dry, they did do things up swell?
But as It Is, all you have to do is
to get a permit and aend to the
drug store and presto—easy, sln't It?
Why don't some of these sleepy
headed people sit up and take no
tice that the atate will not be dry
until they forbid any liquor within
Its boundsriss?
Spesking of the red light district,
it wss msn who Instituted It. A
man will meet an Innocent girl,
perhaps from the country, one who
does not know the ways of the city.
The next thing she knows she is
csst sslde for snother victim. What
becomea of her—perhaps suicide;
but more likely a woman of the
streets. More than once I have
read letters from men In your col
umn ssklng, "I do not know
whsthsr to marry this girl or not,
for I do not know whether she Is s
good, pure girl—a fit monther for
my children.
Can this mere man look the
world in the syes snd ssy, with a
clear conscience, thst he Is pure,
svsn one half so pure as the girl
he questions, thst he Is as fit for
s father ss she Is for a mother?
I'll bet he could not.
ONE WHO HAS HER EVES OPEN.
A -The people who were Instru
mental In getting the prohibition
law »n the statute books were well
aware of the fsct that the stnta
would not become absolutely dry
as s remilt If the law had made
no provision fur the "fellow who
bow Is slmut Ills persons! liberties
being taken from hint," It Is evi
dent thst It would nol have pssno'l
t»on i yon think even a semi dry law
much better than a saloon on ev-
STAR—TUESDAY. JAN. 11. 1916. PAGE 4.
!»•« 9
n, fit »«•'
r«klUhtn|
Thmm* lUla
MN
ery corner which berkona ana en
courages men who have families
de|>endent upon them and barely
enough money to aiipport them 1
Thla la only a atep In the right dl
rectlon. It will be only a matter
of a very few yeara until the atate
will t>e voted totally dry Even pr->
hlbltlon In one, or aeveral atatea la
not a atirceaa. It muat be nation
wide and It la faat coming to thai
HEADACHE FROM
A COLD? LISTEN!
"Pape's Cold Compound" Ends
Severe Colds or Grippe
in Few Houra.
Your rold will break and all
grippe misery end after taking a j
doge of "I'ape'a Cold Compound" |
every two houra until three doaea{
are taken.
It promptly opena dogged-tip nos
trils and air passage* In the head,
flop* nasty discharge or noee run
ning, re I lev en alck headache, dull
nenH, fevertshness, sore throat,
sneezing, aorenesa and atlffneaa.
Kon't stay stuffed up. Quit blow
ing and antiffllng! Kane your throb
blng head nothing else In th«
world gives such prompt relief an
'Tape's Cold Compound." whlrh '
coata only 25 cent* at any drug l
store It art* without aaniatancej
taatea nlre. and cauttea no Incon-j
venlencr Accept no substitute.
SAVE YOUR TEETH
OHIO CUT RATE DENTISTS
t'alversltr St. Oppwatl* Krs«»r-Sat«rsss
Teeth eilrwrtad absolutely wtttiaat pain free Ina (10 la a a- 4wlt».
"•« u
amhltig but Ilia beat Material used—*t.arente*4 tsr IB rears
Amalgam Kllllnas !W>e to Sl.aa Itest <i»ld Crawna (ton
fjold Alloy Killings ft to tl.aa "eat Hrldgawork aaim
Kull Het Teeth ...... aft »o
tCiamlaaltoaa Kree. latr allrnlast at eaeh ehalr.
GIRL REPORTER ON OSCAR TWICE
DESCRIBES FIERCE EXCITEMENT
AMONG NEWSPAPER FOLKS ABOARD
The "City Room"* on the Oacar ll—The Newapaper Writer* at Work.
(EDITOR'S NOTE—Thla la the aecond article with picture* received from Mm Moore. our own
apecially engaged peace pilgrim. Her firat atory, tailing Intimately of the reception of the argoay'a mem
be'* m Norway. waa printed yeaterday. Today'a atory. giving impraaaiona of Ufa on the Oacar 11. waa
mailed when the ahip touched England, but waa delayed by the eanaor. Mitt Moore i other article* will
be printed a* they arrive )
BY SARA MOORE
Special Artie! and Correspondent
With the Ford Peace Oa'egatet
in Europe
KIRKWALL. Kn( . <IMa>ed by
(*ena»r t Aa the Oacar It drew
Into KlrfcwaH eacorted by a Hrlt
t*h rrul*er tha only peaceful apot
waa in tha ataerage
Wild eyed newepaparmen. ana
talneri only by aauaai* a and
w tehee and at rung tea, aat up all
night trylos vainly to keep up to
the mtnuta in recording dlaputaa
At 10 o'clock H 8 Mrfliira,
who bad bolted tha delegation by
refualng I" atgn • reaolutlon con
demning the prealdent'a policy,
atarted a regular evening pro
gram of free for all and eic|u
alvely secretive fight*
In ten mlnutea every one *aa
dodging M Inch converaatlonal
gun* and the preaa room bad
•en I out trawlera to gather In
th» floating mine*
a a a
Mr McOure started to review
the hUtury of International die
CASCARETS SELL
TWENTY MILLION
BOXES PER YEAR
Heat, safest cathartic (or liver
and bowels, and people
know it.
They're fine! Don't stay bil
ious, tick, headachy or
constipated
Enjoy life! Keep eiaan Inalde
with Caacareta. Take one or two
at night and enjoy the nlceat,
gentleat liver and l>owe| cleanalng
you ever experienced Wake up
feeling grand Your head will he
clear, your totigua clean, breath
right, atomach sweet and your liver
arid thirty feet of liowela active
Get II box at any drug -Here and
Straighten ttp Hlop the he.idacliea.
bilious Hpclla, bad colda and had
daya- flrlgMen up. Cheer up. Clean
up! Mothera ahould give « whola
t'ascarut to children when croaa,
bilious, feverish or If tonguu la
coated—they are hnrmle* never
gripe or alcken
pule* In Kuiopc. Imii the dlar uaelon
aa* ahi-t off liy tnr ateam roller.
I>t K Akcd. at the rlopn
of ihe meet inf. charaeterUed
Mr MrClura a addrnaa aa "Ignor
ance and Imiwrtlnence."
Mma. Brhwlmm»r. to whom (ho
remark »u addreaaed. replied:
"I abould DOl have added Im
port I nance "
a e e
A Ford off!no repreeentaUve
preaected cradentlala to tha
I'reaa club.
W hlle not. at the tltna, on in>
ne«*paper parroll, ha turned out
to be a real ei newspaperman
t>el|cate|y. almoat blitahlngly,
he refuaed memberahlp.
He thought It would be a tact
ful thing to do
A few houra later he waa fired
from the KorU ataff Shortly
after aome one obecrved that he
had dlaappeared
lie had proved hi* newapaper
Inatlnct by quitting the Oacar II
a* aoon a* he knew where there
waa a 8 wed I»h boat in the harbor
about to aall to America.
• • •
Members of the pteaa who had
been working 4* houra on cable
•Miff and f»aturr» to he mailed
from Chrlatlanla nerved them
aelvea to the puranlt of the mile
ing retiortef
Their atones had faded into
notblngnesa if the mlMiiii man
• thom four or flv* days
l«*fore ran Id I* landed In
America
The tender nothings which the
IN THE EDITOR'S MAIL
_ TMOIC MOVIt COMPANIES
Editor The Star - " The 'followln*
la not Niamey." for I can acor*
The Htar on pointa that In mi
knowledge i>f ctvlc life ahow* me It
la wrong True crttldam Included
approval aa well aa blame
><»u did a tuoat magnificent act
when thru the c lomna of the pa
l r iou etpoaed the I.lghthouae
Ellw 'ii I t tailed the office be
fore Hatty llrown arrived
Huch reptllea ahould be put at
work on a community farm and
nude to earn an honeat living
The* would be. too In aouie coun
tries I'ltv It la however, that we
cannot reach othera who are paaa
In* for honeat men. living aa c|tl
«etia. and doing a almllar tho larg
er bualneta of fooling the public
under the gulae of atralght bual
neaa
The I.lghthouae Ellm Co waa one
of a doaen like Itaelf which 1 have
Inveatlgated. but there are aome
ere »ho by "hualneas" metlio<la
Justified by themaelvea are living
aa vultures
Adults aa well aa young cltixena
need to know them In their true
character Much gratitude la due
you. aa a representation of public
opinion. In any effort to enlighten
honeat but Ignorant and unthinking
lnve«tora
The office In the Kllera building
la locked
AN AWAKENED CITIZEN.
Editor The Star Co-operatlon'
I.et not jour liearta be troubled,
neither l»e afraid. If inn believe In
capltallam. believe alao In me
Kev Mciiill h cooperation will
never pinch nor aqueege any one,
but the man that la hurt today, the
man that geta the leaat wagea. la
doomed to the aame fate tomorrow
Wagea ranging from 50 to I* 00
are a beautiful dream " Quit* a
difference when one ]uat atopa to
conalder every man In that crew
la ahaolutely needed to run that
mill The aawyer or filer, unleaa
lie haa a fort man engineer, clipper
man or loader, would be aa useful
to that tulll aa that proverbial fifth
wheel
The very neceaalty of one man
to make a full crew, no matter
what place he fllla. entltlea him to
an equal wage. That § cooper*.
men of the fret.* rluh cald to
each «>th»-r |w>nrtrated above the
roar of typewriter* The »ob nla
tera alxjard *ere Juat aa mad
The donkey engine back of the
boat blew off steam.
The cloud of white, audden
niah of the crew, ■ wild clanging
of bella and the poaslblllty that
the excitement would draw a,
shot, made overwrought Journal
ist* shrlrk aa they ran to the
deck*
In the flag hun*. dov»-deroraf
ed news room three typewriter*
kept on clicking.
"If we are really going down,
rail me, will you?" asked an ei
rltement hardened rej«orter, with
out turning hit head
I do not know whether the man
who got »wir carried any
"scoops'" or not. Probably you In
the I'niter] State* do know—by
the time thla reaches you.
(Not# by Editor—Wo reckon he
didn't. They haven't been print
od. an/way.)
STUDENTS GO HOME
THE HAGI'E, Jan. 11.—Fifty of
the students aboard the Oscar 11.
peace ahlp of Henry Ford, left for
Rotterdam today They will aail
Wednesday for New York, on the
ateamer Noordam Of the 100 re
maining member* of the expedi
tion at The Hague. moat of them
will silt for home about Januarv
11.
The (irst public peace meeting In
Holland *»i held here yeHerdav
111 the toologiral garden*
tlon We can't aJI be sawvers or
filers
t'o-operatlon' A misnomer
MltS K WALUVER.
Belllnghain. Wash.
INCENDIARY FIRE
CAUSES BIG LOSS
OTTI MWA. la.. .Lan II. —Fire
destroyed half of a city block In
the center of the retail district to
dav. with a loss of $750,000
While the blase was In progress.
Incendiaries Ignited three other
large business houses, the police
declare
Mayor farter ban callej the city
council to Investigate.
HOSPITALS NEED EGGS
l-ONDON, lan 11 British ho*
pital* need 750,000 fresh-laid «>g K *
per week. It was revealed In an ap
peal Just issued.
Fine Healthy Child
Convincing Evidence
Simple Inexpensive Remedy
Checks Early Tendency
to Constipation
About tba first thing Impressed
on the young Mother Is the neces
sity for regularity In her baby,
which brinks up the question of the
most desirable laxative for chil
dren's use.
Mrs Jesse Rli hardson. Phllpot,
Ky . sava she haa used Dr. Cald
well* Syrup I'epaln for the past
year and that there is no medicine
In the world like It. She write*.
My little son, William, Jr., Juat
loves It because It is i*. pleasant to
take, ami everybody talks about
hla beln* auch a fine, healthy boy."
l>r Caldwell'* Syrup Pepsin la a
compound <>f simple laxative herbs,
free from an > opiate or narcotic
rtruit. and I* the standard remedy
for constlpatlon in thousands of
homaa throughout the land Drug
Stores ever? where sell It for fifty
ient* a bottle Get a bottle of thta
•i> ellaot remedy, and have It lu
PAGE
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LAST COLUMN
EV TRUE S SISTER SAYS:
Student* of di
vorce can get
moil of their
dope out of the
cook books.
Maybe it's not enuff to juet tend
coupon* congratulating our Willie
on hi* noble attempt to present the
nation with a panic. Mebbe we
*hould al*o have mm meeting* in
all part* of town. We're consider
ing it. But in the meantime, clip,
boy*, clip, and send the following
coupon to Will:
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IT'S AN ILL WIND. ETC.
Plodding Pet»- There'h one thing.
Bill, that I tike about this «now.
Hill—What l» It'
fete—Why, It hide* the holea In
your shoe*.
• • •
" leht>fe|ihat." thundered E t
True "JuM an I
waa
for a Rood lime
at the newspaper
men » meet at
the university.
Mr* True order
ed me to go out
and fetch * bar-
rel of water from somewhere."
■ • •
THE PROHI. LAW HASN'T
MADE A BIT OF CHANOE AT
TATE'S CAFE. SO FAR AS THE
CASI'AL OBSERVER CAN SEE
THE WINDOWS ARE AU,
TERED If WITH APVERTIBE
MENT3 OF A POULTRY SHOW
BEING STAGED THERE.
• • •
B-R-RI
Wlfoy—The mere thought of the
furs you promised me makes me
feel warm!
Hubby—And the mere thought of
the coat of them makea cold chills
run down my back!
• • •
THIS OUGHT TO TELL THE
EDITOR WHERE HE GETS OFF
"It Isn't every one who can
break Into the movies," said the
editor this morning.
Ills face got Into the films at the
Coliseum, you know, together with
Anita Kings
You may think the editor of this
column is Jealous, but we ain't. W#
say It again, we ain't."
Just the same. we w lah to re
mark that the editor needn't get
all swelled up. The aame picture
also showed a mere cake —an In
animate chunk of cake, built by Ha
zen Tltua And Jimmy Crehan *
tures. too. If a man hadn't stejP
lure. too. If a fat %nan hadn't step,
ped In front of it. So there'
WM. J. RICHARDSON. JR.
the house A trial hottla, frea «f
charge, ian be obtained by w rltlua
to I>r \\ II Caldwell. 4f>4 \\ iteblßS
ton St., Moulicello, 111.