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The Seattle Star Br mmt\. mwi *€ «*y. pm imm»i i mwitht |! M; I »<w(Ki «% Tt fW. I» W to tha m*f cf \% C%»44« «r th« MtK Hf P»r in—«%. N M • n».»r Ih» «c H P** yvar. »f (%tk e#t» lit p« ■ ■■* liWHPH»ir M 4 Unhfti !*▼«■§ MMkM tNkity H? IV m»r tec (X Hmm Maui Mt Home Brew V Ol K l> Ml \ FICTION jjjj Oner upon a time there w*k a I youiue follow who tioiijrhi a foun- I kin pen. uiul he Mini It with J Ink. and It wrote fin#, and ha . I (Kill to th« clerk '"The pen t* all right. hut Jaw flint It I alwava loae theee pea ky thin**" •X>h," aald the clerk. "J>i*t ret pur of theae fine autety catchaa to keep It hooked onto your pocket." Bo the fellow Imught the Mafety •arte*. And he wvfr loot hla fountain pan from thai imw on. • • • A lunnr n*M«r Is Tom Drew, m ■■ Hi> always says. The *m« to you" Another pes' U Arn<w Heather |> She always kicks About the wrat her • • • "TIB AN lIA WIND." HTC. UNDERTAKING REFLECTS RE VIVAL OK m SINKSS FROM I ; RECENT DEPRESSION —Headline la Mourning I* I. • • • FATRi >l. Or FORESTS IN AIR BEGINS HAY 1 —Another From the Same ' , CCmrtfT.'" btirkcti thr rtly c4itnr. *fp get a pirfure of onr of l*o* •ertal ffcrrslsf" . . . CI TE SWING ■7 "1W" Annun nt to his wife: ' you 10 to Pauline* to Helen • • • 8008 SAYINtI By lliak KUj „ H. K.—l want* get some nalla. jfcf* B*r4vnr« Clerk —Rni nails? ( H K.—W hat slxe boxes do they I «ome in? [ NOT DISCONCERTED » On* twliK ti4 to hlmr "I"v» ■M some Ihl nc on my mind. Joe that - £ hardly know how to tell you.** la «MU woT' said Joe. his eyea widen ijkpp. "I'm afraid you won't marry .dM If I tall you.** "Is that so?" r» ■MM Joe. his eyes still bl«»r "I ypß a aomnambullst. Joe— Wber»- MM Joe. In silence reflated for a Httee. "That's all right If there Stmt no rhurch of that kind here tr •» r' married hy a Justice of y» paare Jk KIND O- CIRIOIH. ISNT IT. ABOI'T MONEY? y Bays Hank Clay, the lens the filthy ijjMpff ia worth, the harder we scram pp» to iret it Tba mlseinit link between the *üb p IBM and the ridiculous Is found In & jfca fallow who trlea to g"i thrllla by I MOdlng a home made racing body I jfir hla flivver Jfo matter how often records are [ Jroken they'll never build a motor fast enough to catch up with WHAT'S THE IDEER? That scientist*. of lofty brow. Will ever chant with Mars wa doubt: la their object anyhow? What do they wish to talk about? • • • i We often wonder If eathetlc dano tms would still be as popular If the ■Utaauae wore a mackintosh and Wtica. • • • Money still talks, bat has I oat Its Imputation as a (food mixer • • • HARD ON BIjOI'SEH The lady of the house had occasion .to object to the number of blouses Iter maid servant sent to the wash. :' "Why, Mary," she said, "my own fauxhler doesn't snnd six blouses a Week to the laundry." "Perhaps she don't," replied the firvant with great Indignation. "And perhaps she don't go walking with ft coal man " INTRODUCING YOURSELF Tticr* to * pernon whom I thould Ilk* to have you f***t and whom I d*»tre the p)ea*ure of Intrndurlnic to you. That pereon In your*elf. Plea** take a irood look at yourself In the Kla*s, and make your heat how. Hoc rat** a*ked you to be acquainted with thla penion. and no did fop*, and no did many other dl*Un*ulahed people. I regret that you do not know yourwlf a* well a* yon ought. There are many men of whom W. If, P.agctn mlxht have written: "He read the bookn whlrh all the wiw men writ; He »<*roh»d the world for knowledge, not for pelf; He though*, no man unknown, ao koen hta wit, Bat once be met a utranger—'twn* hlmwlf " The Millionaire Club An Appeal to Seattle Folks That Speaks for Itself TTELLO! Is the manager in, please? ! Hello! Manager? ! This it the Mil lionaire club. We are feeding the unemployed in the basement at 98 Main it We call it the Millionaire club to "take the STING out of charity." The name make* the fellowa feel good! We are asking for donations of food, and believe that you will chip in and help. We need sugar, espe cially. Also bread and pastries; apples, prunes and all kinds of fruits; potatoes, onions and all kinds of vegetables; beef, pork and all kinds of meats; salt, pepper and all kinds of condiments; milk, buttermilk and "all kinds of beverages"; canned milk and all kinds of canned goods—in fact any good food. We need these supplies daily. Can you give a cer tain quantity each day or each week? Will you? Or will you give a certain amount of cash? Draymen and transfer men in all parts of the city are willing to co-operate and pick up any supplies that cannot conveniently be delivered. Men and women need work, but until work picks up we must feed them. Millionaire club charges 5c for a 20c meal, on the theory that most men and wom en would rather pay something for food than receive it free at the cost of self-respect. Odd jobs for unemployed will be given prompt care, but, above all else, we must provide food for the hungry men and women out of work. Yours for charity without embarrassment, THE MILLIONAIRE CLUB, Elliott 6026. By M. G. Johanson, Mgr. Why Don't You Play? WHEN Edward Rok, noted editor. retired from businepp he did no, ho said. TO PLAY. Playing, to him. reant: "cultivating diversions, more time for good friend#, tine sportsmanship, good health, and the satisfaction of his stored-up longings and dreams of many year*," years when business did not give him leisure to play. But he is one of the few persons who can drop work to take up play. He can retire from business. To the great majority this is impossible. But it ought not be impossible to take off some hours of EVERY day to PI.AY. We can be wise, within the limits of business. We can play, in our leisure time, sensibly, profitably. Play is today being preached as never before. It is hailed as the grrat national tonic, a medicine. Waiter Camp urges one kind of play—regular health ex ercise. To Sir Edward Grey, fishing and hunting are in dispensable. Field Marshal Haig withdrew in the midst of intolerable pressure on the Western front, from time to time, and played golf on the quiet links of France. If Haig could do that, why must you keep your nose to the grindstone all the time? Theodore Roosevelt played. Harding does. Wilson plays, when his health permits. Ford and Edison play. Why don't you? But all these men do something themselves when they play. They are not content to sit down and watch a Ruth or a Dempsey, or to follow a Chick Evans about the links, or Man o' War going round the track. They play actively themselves Labor-saving devices, shorter hours, and the closed saloon are producing more leisure time in all our lives. In a city of 350,000 there are 1.400.000 leisure hours every day. How will they be spent? In what kind of play, or diver sions, or satisfactions or hobbies? A national organization, called community service, with headquarters in New York, has been organized to assist communities all over the country to put into the leisure hours of life abundant chances for all the people to enjoy life with play and profit. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! Or man! It, too, maketh of Jill a mighty dull lady! For Potential Parents "DE PREPARED" is the slogan that Miss Alma Riznell D would promulgate to potential fathers and mothers. She made known her views at the national convention of The Society for Vocational Education, meeting in Atlantic City. Miss Riznell is assistant professor of child training at the University of Minnesota, and l>ecause of her experience there her opinions appear to be backed by considerable wisdom. Miss Riznell advocates the institution of a general college course in the universities wherein the duties and responsi bilities of parenthood would be considered. There she would have proper training given to the prospective fathers and mothers of the nation. Such courses, Miss Riznell maintained, would result in the prevention of mistakes that annually cost the lives of a great many children. There is something inherent about a woman that gen erally instinctively tells her how to care for the baby. There is generally a dear grandma to fall back upon, too. Rut who will say that the prospective father doesn't need such a course? Why, he generally gets red in the face if he's asked even to hold the little fellow for a moment. And like as not the new dad will hand little Rilly back to mother wrong-end to. Surely, Miss Riznell would be doing the coming fathers of the nation a world of good, if shp could even get. colleges to include in the curriculum a course for potential fathers that would dwell particularly on the art of holding, dis robing and pinning up the new baby. BY DR. WILLIAM E. BARTON Thla utmnK'r to whom I Introduce yon 1* well worth your knowing. You know him but auper flclally Much that m tx>*t In him you do not know you ire fumlllar rrith the commonplace detail* of hlo life, hut you do not aufflclently recognlae hla arplrn tlonx. his worthier purpoe«*o. hi* real and true nature I onrf aaid to a atom man: "I expect to llv« longer than you. and to oondtiot your funeral aervleo. I am going to t>>|| people that you an- a fraud" Ho atarted to be angry, then atopped. for ho felt aure that t liad not m«mt It unkindly. I went on: "You have bluffed your way thru life, concealing al! that la beat In you, and everywhere putting your worit foot foremont. You have tried to act a« If you were hard-hearted, and have acted aa If you were •nbamed of all that you have moat rnaeon to be proud of. I know that you have a very lender heart." lite eye* filled with teara, and ho aald— "Boy, boy! Mow did you find that out?" I only wlah !>"■ had found It out earlier. I wlah all men would dlacnvy their own best aelvea. They live auch crabbed, narrow, moan and fretful Uvea, alrungl Ing their better aelvia. Htand up and make a bow to your beat aelf, and alt over and make more roofc for him Ho deaerves It THE SEATTLE STAR SETH TANNER Tlwro'a morr hnpo for th' till U|>pin' rlirk with l»-aa ml f th' Ihim Uuui Iho dkraannma im\ Tli' nun »li«i run tod gnuil frail Iwul Miller don't imm| no xhlm ml ail. ♦aasMass •» beatia. ■aaMell—■ unMa« will he ae.wereS If Ml la lalamallMi liaMrlnoil. t a Kk lit Health aerTlre. Waablaslea, H C. Mr K»n I. la healthy, h«t (!<*#• fin I ihwp *«1!. h ll* MTI lt« rcn'l ' **( In llmp " It* la alwajra lalklna In hlma* t I'ta >»« art* la* in* » tHaturbml alr#p In children may bo dun (o a nurelrr of nuM. unoni which are minr drrtniwiMit of th* ilie<*tl*« orraiw ffrr<|urntl)r chronic IntoaUnal liutUraoltonl. ohalrurteal bratihliif from adenoid* or «iltf|n) Innatla. malnutrition. an**ni i <u irnmn rwwm IrrtUHllty. lack »f fr««h atr in the alneptna room and certain dlaeaa—. at which may l<o nrrmua Th» trwatinant would con »l»t In the rtlaontrery and r*»iv val of Ihe miu* Have th« hny unralli'd by your phjrtHin.. I'irlufh the Wwt known b«di of Amrrlmn Intua ar* thnaa aionc tho M « «ai|k|>i *hor*a of Wtaconaln. Mln low« and tlllrvoU. Healthy Young Womanhood r THE trnd*nry to eonsti patina a befflns with girls u they approach maturity, and that ta IkamrlladliMlantatUnMk that Iha Imooruat faaaOaa of dally a Imi nation la rvralar and ■II1»I Many tkowaanda af ■ in ato kara daufbtar* will tal yon tkoyftra oolyDr Caldwall '• Irra# Papain A t«aa»«anfal la cwfttaieat to MM coaatlpatioa and ita —oa» am lo«aa au'k aa kaadaaka bad bnali laaa alaap. - s»rup Nun la a aawnaal d ItrtNaa Haaaa aad atkar alaak laaaUra karba wttk pad* aad plaaaant-teaMa# arematioa. aad a ■lilt enl bMtk lanaifkM aaay month*. Ki>kt audloa hottlaa vara boaati! at draa ptnraa laat rear, (ka lantaat aa La of tka klad ta Ike wvrtd. Dr. CaldwaU'a Imp Papain kaa bean on tka market thirty raara aad there ma at ka can at Da Bartl baklnd It ta daaaloa ao larva aad ateadr a aala. Mar a bottle today aad yoa all aoickly aaa wky It la aa malar. TRY IT FREE SmJ mt yam imim anj tjilrtm and I uiU »mJ you » ft* trialbooU of my Srrup Frpttn. AiUnil <nt Dr. W B 6iUu<ll,si)Viukili|«miSL Monocdio, 111 inrybody now and then nrtdi a taxao<«. and it li 10 know tka but. U'rita dm today. I*4<l y, brlnf homo unm. of noWll'g Frenrh pantry.—Advrrlttm'nl, dr. j. n. mim Free Examination BEST $2.50 GLASSES on Earth W* am on. of thr f.w optical »lorr» In the NoTthwo.t (hat really irrlnil linm-a from Mart lo flniih and we ar« thr only on. In BKATTI.r—OI* KIHHT AVRKCN Kiamlnatlon fr.., by ■raduat. op tom«trl»t. Glaanea not pr**fi<T)b6c] tint*.* absolutely ntri aaary. BINYON OPTICAL CO. Ill* FIRST AVF.WIR liefwrrit sprlna and Mrarea 1-k.a. Mala 1000 NUMBER OF HtWX^i [NAB Hi CARS APPEARING ON THE STREETS ■ tnqqhW Hworter TODAY** Qt'KHTION Would yam Ilk* to b* t child acalnf ANMWKIUt ROT H I.A N'l, 701 First av» "Not until I'm at U-a»i 90 M MIHH OKRTItfnK HMITU. 1021 tin* at.: "I would Ilk' tn remain so." W, O. HKIIItON, «1 Pike St.! "The urnirii of youth have no advantase ovar tha* wrori of maturity." KI'HA M VOHH. UIJ Hocond »" "No. not at all." n »i. riioMrwiN. 141 a n «ist "On th« flrat of the month, yea." REMARKABLE REMARKS "I am not a apaacli maker. On or naalon I ran u»e very fluart and fi>r> efiil UuiiriHira but, fortunately, thlM Isn't otio of tlioao oonaslons" Oapt J K. Ouptlll. maotrr of liner Wenatrhea at Monday tilghtu han <i»et • • • In no other land aro ao many homno nrx koil by dlvorra"—lnter national Iteform Huraut • • • ~T*>l"herlat government la the rami ilnapotlr gnvernmant that hae aver l>oen known in the history of man " Morris Hrhwarta. Kuaalaii bom aortal tat. a a a "Ireland will flirht In the bitter en<! for ''omplete lnd«prndenoe."~ Arch bishop Manilla. • • a "No aattlament (of the Irtah (]oea Uon) nn be raanhad eire|.t ihru a tru.o which hourly boromaa ap (•arently mors difficult" I>urd North.-llffa ass "If yon are a hoalneaa woman. sut> •tltuta the backbone for the wlnh '•one and set what roti want" Mr» Krank Itoyra Tupper, Ituaton l.'nl vensty. a a a "'A war between Japan and the ll'nlVl Ktatos la very unlikely" Hydney Ktetibena. Anwrlran men h : aiit at Kobe. Japan. TIIK OIWTAriJt Che While I the honor of your praponl of Darrlaf*. elr <uin»tarraa beyond my control oooi l-ol ma to derllna Ila What are Lboas drcum •tanomT Mha Vour*. TKKN AND NOW \l Ik* I mtlaJMi aold ManhiULan Inland for a k*C of ahUkr. Ike—OUaaaa w*nl to trad* It ba/slc. "Allen A" Means Uniform Value even in Children's Hosiery IF a merchant had to face the darning the new mark of the Maker's identified basket u a mother does, he would tion and responsibility on the famous not put up with the uncertain quality BLACK CAT HOSIERY. of children'* stockings overnight. "Allen," the name of the Makets; their He would go right down to personal pledge of response the store and do away with his bility to you. And "A"—the typical mixture of brands and standard mark of first and odd lots —standardizing Instead Jhilwlhl finest grade. on one line of uniform and de- [fUllEUll Any merchant can do the pendable value. same thing—buying "Allen A" Thousands of merchants Hosiery direct from the Mills. «« already doing precLely TM. "Allen A" Service Un '° n more than thirty yean old. It i. giving them the Hoalery "mOPM* o*'*0*'*' 1 ' * 7" 1 P * y y °"'° tell V°<* business of the town. BENNINGTON merchant that Allen A" is the The Label of. "Allen A» ia | you have been The Allen A Company _ Kenosha, Wisconsin Pacific Coast Service Station, 526 Mission Street, San Francisco Women of h BF fl^f comes between the years of il | 45 and 55, and is often beset k J IH|Hk ~ "',■(///, J ■ with annnoying symptoms W j| /w/u? » such as nervousness irrita- y/Jy('K^M bility, mejancholia, heat S**/fl flashes which produce head- r : n ■"•- " T\\ /S ache and dizziness, and a '<L| /IrSim sense of suffocation. Guard of'P«Ml retTcaVth" % J:i ! u may be enjoyed. \ j _ f» Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is especially adapted to help women through this crisis. It exercises a restorative in fluence, tones and strengthens the system, and assists nature in the long weeks and months covering this period. It is prepared from medicinal roots and herbs, and contains no harmful drugs or narcotics. Its value is proven by many such letters as these: Afton, Tenn.—-*1 want other *uf- 'T'homas.Okla. —" I first used Lydia fr-ring women to know wtiat 1 K. I*inkham'n Vegetable Com- Lydia E. Plnkbaiu's Vegetable Com- ponnd In my girlhood days, by the pound has done for me. During ad vine of a friend. At the age of Change of life I wan In lied for 18 47 I was troubled with dizziness, hot months and had rood care, but did fbu.hes, and beoame very weak so not improve. A friend advised me that I was unable to do any work. I to take Lydia E. ]*iukham's Vegeta- took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable ble Compound, whleh I did, ana in a Compound with the result that I felt short time I felt better. That was betU r and stronger than I have for five years ago, and now when I feel year*. I have alao given it to mr nm down and nervous I take the three, daughters, and always with Comp and and it alwaya does me good results. The Vegetable Com gr*>d. I wish all women would try pound U certainly grand for the ills It during Change of Life, for I know of women."— Mm. J. Q. iswajky, it will do them good."— Mrs. A. lioute B, Thomas, Okia. Kaixia, Alton, Tens. Lattan ttka Um abort do influence worara to try lydia E. Pinkham's Afedetakle Compound LYDIA I.MNKHAM MEDICINE CO. LYNN, MAS*. TUESDAY. APRIL fi. 1021.