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8 Published Daily by The Star Publishiag Ce rhene Malin 0600 New,. paper Enterpriss Association and United Press Berviee, By mall, sut of eity, B¢ per mont 3 mentha $1.00; & morihs, $5.00 year, 3080 by eardier. ciiy. 8¢ A& monld Gilmar | & Ruthman, Bpecial Representatives San Francisce of fice, Monadne bldg Chicage office, Tribune blig | New York effice, casadian ucif bidg Boston eoffice. Tremeont bidg Dexter Avenue Project Urgent Again the Dexter ave, extension project comes before the city council. A public hearing on this important im provement will be lreld by the streets and sewers com mittee Thursday afternoon. . ; The Star has always advocated the construction of a new arterial highway to relieve the traffic congestion on Westlake ave. The people living north of Lake Union are entitled to an easier means of getting to the down town district. Politics is largely responsible for the delay in approv ing the Dexter ave, project. It is to be hoped that the council will at last see the light of reason, and construct this much-needed highway before its cost is prohibitive, The sugar boycott went floole in Mary land, the other day. It was dan delion wine time in every home nest. In Bath, England, there are 10,000 more women than men. Women al ways were cleaner than men. One of these blankets of snow the movies talk about would make swell cover next few months, Takes two to start a fight or get married, Al Lasker's Last Luxury Al Lasker, retiring head of the U. S. shipping board, “world's greatest salesman,” is going out _*.’f office in a blaze of glory. In fact, Al's "swan song bids fair to rank with the most costly peace-time luxuries ever charged to the public purse of any people. Froissart, that quaint chronicler of the 16th ccntury, tells us that the wildest of all medieval royal orgies, “The Field of the Cloth of Gold,” cost the monarchies of Francis 1 of France and Henry VIII of England more than a million dollars! _ Belshazzer gave a feast to a thousand of his lords, but the night of the banquet, shortly after the mysterious hand wrote the fatal “mene, mene, tekel upahrisin™ upon the wall, the secretary of the Babylonian treasury disap peared with the books and we do not know just what Belshazzar's dinner cost the taxpayers of Babylon, Estimates now made of Al Lasker’s joy ride of the Leviathan, which will sail from Boston June 19 for a six days' “colorful cruise in the cerulean Caribbean,” with 600 of Al's friends on hoard, will cost the taxpayers of the United States some $2,000,000. 3 That is two-thirds the cost of the Lincoln monument! One way and another “Al” has been a mighty costly Juxury to the plain people of his country. We don’t know now much the total deficits of the shipping board have been because we haven't discovered any two accountants who can agree, but it runs into the hundred millions— everybody, even Al, admits that much. But now he is going to quit with one grand and ex pensive final flourish. He says so, and we are bound to take a gentleman’s word and believe him. Let us trust that Al will not change his mind, as he has so often done in the past. We have nothing against Al personally, but, by George he's too blamed expensive. Two million is a lot of jack, but as Al has himself so often hicidly explained: “You can’t get first-class men unless you pay 'em.” ' But if Al is going to disconnect himself for good from the public treasury, maybe this last two million drop in the bucket is worth it, pe 3 * ‘i:‘ &g Many young dentists have just graduated. They can build up their trade by selling rock candy. A woman doesn't have to shave, but she uses cold eream, and that tastes worse than lather, " The lawn mower is & non-musical instrument which the neighbors use ~along about daylight. Tell the ice man to stop leaving ice for a week. Results same as if you went camping. Fine thing about summer is first three months are the hottest, Attend the Rose Show The tenth annual rose show of the Seattle Rose society will be held tomorrow and Friday at the University of Washington armory. Everyone interested in Seattle should attend the ex hibit. Nothing will make Seattle more attractive to tour ists or pleasanter to residents than gardens of roses. The annual rose show, by stimulating interest in the “queen of flowers,” is performing a valuable function in the city life. . ' Visit the exhibit, fall in love with this most beautiful of all blooms, acquire the hobby of rose cultivation and make Seattle known thruout the country as the home of the rose! The small boy's idea of heav , R b::’m bt en is a place where all school teachers France calls the Saturday holiday “Semaine Anglais;” our boss calls it even worse than that, 2 California is called America’s playground, but the movie stars shouldn't play so rough. g Doormats are where people get mud to track into the house. Movies Boys and Girls Like . The movie producer who picks out trashy pictures be cause, as he says, “the public wants them,” will have to dig up another excuse. The Russell Sage foundation has Just El;oduced figures after a year of investigation show ; ing that the public does not want trashy pictures. * A nation-wide survey among high school boys and girls was taken to bring out their likes and dislikes as regards movies. Both boys and girls, but esiecially giris, ex pressed their dislike for vulgar slapstick movies, pictures not true to life, mushy sentimental movies, and sex pic tures. Ask’ed what type of movies they liked best, both boys and girls, but especially the boys, expressed strong preference for Western and frontier stories with clean comedies or detective stories. To this list the girls added stogxis gf txsociety life, sked to name the “greatest pictures th . seen,” the boys named the “Four l})lorsemer‘:,'?}”"l‘l;l‘:deei:g}; of a Nation,’ 'and “The Three Musketeers,” while the girls settled on the “Four Horsemen,” “Way Down East,” and “The Sheik.” For their favorite actress, both ‘bO)‘”! :tclg) rgut'{fenbaomed lrtagdPli)ckfl)lrd. while for their favorite ’ 8 selec Pai s Rodolph Vale); Ho ouglas I‘m'rbanks and the girls So there! You can give the Prince of Wales a ready. . ” | thank you, but, by cooky, you can't hnmd{nl';ufler::::,f.;:l;’,:h,f:.’d:'"d i It I something poignant, we'll & 5 gers” salled for Elllf():e, fron? N:!wni"o:‘l:,"l‘l)l'zt‘llem(:uz'o?l?in .\'\'::::‘" Y Its for Rt E o e Hindy" THRE WoukH seem 10,06 o ace ot 3 myer Atione Iy stats of fim 14 Ditine of St S 8 ADort picturen only, wa naturally each S R people admire inw shop window is (hele own reflection, A man should never wear rings. Rings cateh in bobbed hale. LETTE EROM R FRO VRIDGE MANN June 13, 1823 Dear Folks When company’s coming 1o stay for a while, we welcome the news with a shout I & smile, The friends from afur we will see them again-WwWe've not been together alnee heaven knows when! We plan for the moments their visit will last, we dream of some wonderful talks of the past; with visions of piedsure our n;-:r?(n ire numming when com pany's coming! When company’s coming, it's squally true, there's plenty of obs that we hustls 1o do The clothes In the clossls are serambled arouml, for plenty of room must be rapidiy found we ponder and squander a jumbie of day and hustie and bustle in numerous ways; we've gotl 1o get busy withou! any : bumming-—-when company's coming! When compans's coming, It Keeps us alive right up 1o the moment they're due (0 Arrive A strambls of sleasirs sneg promise of play, of fussing and cussing the moments awas of Jamming and damning at this or at that, of wishing the pocketbook weren't so flat; we work with a will and without any bumming, with hearts that are happy and Jipa that are humming: and such s the simple and singular summing-—of company coming! Cridge 70 | ann i COMPANIONS By Berton Braley GOOD friends, whose magic fills me With tales of every kind, Whose cheer or pathos thrills me And stimulates my mind; Who lead me in my roaming To lands beyond my ken, Then bring me blithely homing Again; KEE.\' friends, who uiiko nta savor Of wonder and romance, : Who make my spirit braver Amid the thrall of chance; Who yirn of sword and saber, Broad seas, great skies above, Of battle, play and labor, And love; TRUE friends, when days are sunny Or dark as they can be, Who do not borrow money Z Or drag me out to tea; : Wise friends, who gird and arm me Against fate's hooks and erooks, Here's to these friends who charm me, My books! . (Copyright, 1823, The Beattls Star) Al e Every Reliable and | 4l Clark Jewel Gas | RS~y ’TJ Range sold on 30 ' ey days’ approval dur- “ ‘ : ng RELIABLE | , Better |’ € ' | GAS RANGES Homes With Automatic W k GAS CONTROL ee $7 0.00 Bring to your T kxtc}}en'the wondfer- Installed in house, ready ful advantages.o for use, on 8 monthly Speed, Economy Payments and Convenience Demonstrations Daily 10:30 A. M. to 4:30 P. M. Seattle Lighting Company 1308 Fourth Ave. Main 6767 THE GAS CO. ¢ THE SEATTLE STAR THE EQUILIBRIST ) 1 l FRIEDA S i He had been quite atientive. Escorta are so rare; Rare and necessary. He wax lesy a lability Than most men, Jou aon'i mind feeding a man When he is really bungry. He never imposed but once., Aszked me for n loan of §5, Sald he wanted to take & womuan He waus Interested in to my favor ite réstaurant, At T3O that night, Of course, 1 thought he meant me I met him at the appeointed hour, He and another woman waere din. ing, fetea-tote, On my five, Who wonuldn't have been enraged? Of course, he asked me to join them, 1 did. “The dinner cost him tenfifty, st HE KNEW SISTER Beymour; “What kind of a girl ia Holen?" ~ Balles: “Bhe's ons of those who would rather ahare a fellow's the ater ticket than his troubles.'—Lon. dop ARswers, . ! ’ : ({ ) 4 ) O more aching, burning, swollen, b N shoe crinkled feet. No more paina \“"‘ 7 in corns or callouses. No matter how l A much foot trouble bas tormented you, 7y NN | or what you have tried without relief, X ) just use "Tiz" g‘N , “Tiz" draws out the poisonous ex # \Qfi\. U} udations which puff up the feet. *“Tiz" [ B kS } gives such quick relief it is almost | / R | magical., Your shoes will not seemn | N ' - \ tight and your feet will no longer ! /e 1, be sore and tender. Get a box of ‘f 7 “Tiz" at any drug or department ’ store. A whole year's foot comfort - ‘ \ for a few cents 1 \ | . AR > Bathe Them in TIZ i 4 - e & Canadian Pacific“ Back East" § Through the Wonderful Canadian Pacific Rockies, with stop-overs at the famous Mountain Resorts - Glacier, Lake Louiseand § Banff. Tickets on sale May 15th, to Sep f tember 15th; return limit October 31, 1923, i ROUND:TRIP FARES FROM | SEATTLE A | Boston, Mass. ... .. ... . $153.50 m (| Buffalo, I:ILY ot G ok 132‘82 b ‘u' > : '| Charlottetown, P. E. L................... 165,90 ;}4(,?_ ;i“iz!\’f"}"“iy’.’] Cleveland, O. ... ............... 108.56 R i I Detroit, Mich. ... . """ 10862 e 8 Halifax, N.S. ..., . 166.95 k. . 4 Montreal, %. v e 13275 Wty B YAI W New York N.Y. o 14740 [ERSGEN .r"\ gt(uu, O;t.. G Vioes 00l vk sos Syt :f;gg |," N \:‘ NAR 'l’}' \ t 4 TbAEeAShsblnsvirs kAR o ATy s G, (MR \’:3 Pm M::. inisiresribidbasbinis sivwin - LEEAIU \\«7 LN \i ] Quebec, Que. ... ... 141,80 \‘A\\:"",,,'\‘"r\\‘ ‘\\\\ i Bst Johm, N.BITTIT 030 &NN A Toronto,Ont. . ...................... 113.78 w“&“\ | Washington, D. €. 14156 BRGNS |\ : {1 Minneapolis and St. Paul.. ... 72.00 3'\\\\ ‘ *\‘[’ \\i“\:“-‘, Proportionately low fares to other destinations, i I_\<" i Q, . Write or call for complete information, .\\..,;v:. AN 7 . s SVI 8 7y 1 Canadian Pacific Railway i\ vy E. F. L. STURDEE, General Agent [l LN WL \ Li 3 608 SECOND AVENUE LA 1y / \ R ,?\M-m 5587° SEATTLE \SN / \ " T\ S \A / ) I s n S ) 4‘."" b WRA N, R. “@ 3 ,' L ‘. :l I:H, | : | | I \::\\i\\ ‘\j\ \ ‘\\- ‘,'\ A LS . i O a 0 ey ‘ “N 1l ",\ NN fljs‘”}‘r INTRY I AR, ! D &\z\ ) (1 (| "‘l ul "\ ‘ ‘ " n . ; ."" \u N \\\ ‘\’: :}v'\)\"}\“‘ e i i ! T - _\\j}‘z MR ol l‘ludl M" ) iy eAI / \\\ ‘-.».fl};, o gy mp YR 1 - AEN R V'rk - ’;,'?l.‘; P A .."" .1 -t TTN Y i st A A conquors RHEUMATISM, NEURITIS +3 vingred AR- Removes th® cause and restores (he body to henlith ' Nend to us for Free Trinl Trentment ang descr) (ln‘ stanw 1‘..‘.::..1:1“’!‘;»'; wile atl lh-.l'iom\er and Lion r)ru. KAR-RU COMPANY, Tacomn, Wash, =~Advertisement Smoothing Out the World BY EDWIN E. SLOSSON Traveling levels down the ! land. Mountains are bored thru, vivers are bridged, ravines aAre | filled in, so that the trains may ' travel on even trmack and the | passengers be unaware of their | maotion, ’ Just so, tourism is smoothing | out the irregularities of the | world of men. Feople search | the earth to find some place | that seems foreign and then in. sist on making it over to look | like home, , Whether in Pekin or RBiskra, ‘ they demand the same lan. guuge, the same cooking, the ‘ same room temperature, the same bathrooma, the same i shopping, and the same news. popers, : They want the natives to look outlandish but decline them. selyes Lo make any concessions | to the customs of the country. | This sort of forelgn travel is no better than a picture show { and much more expensive and inconvenient, When a wave of touristy sweeps over a land It leaves It flat as sandy shore. And when some strange and uncomfortable country has been duly reduced 1o a dead level and provided with all the com forts of home, to the discom fort of its Inhabltants, the tour. ists turn away from it in dis tuste and nseek fresh flelds and pustures new, They are continu. wlly hunting for variety, and constantly imposing monotony, They long for novelty and en force conformity, 8o all men kill the thing they love. They puil up by the roots the flowers they admire, The climate and configuration of u landscape ure Incorrigible but human life s more plas. tic,. When the tourist finds a land not so outlandish as he expected 1t to be, he insists upon ita peopls being made over to conform to what he has read about it, At his behest rulns are resurrccted amy leg. endg Invented. He demands folk dances and charscteristic FAMILY FIRESIDE FUN A popular rector going up the steps of his church to conduct ser vics was accosted by a stately ol lady In difficulties with her breath ing. “Pardon me,” she mald, “hut would you do me the favor of as sisting me up the stepa?” “Certainly, madam,” asssented the rector, giving her his arm, They reached the door, when the ol lady, pausing, asked: “Pardon me once more, but do you know who Is preaching this mormning?™’ : “The rector, madanm."” *Oh! Then might I beg you to do mo yet another favor?” : Wfl” W 5 m mg “What else can Ido for you " “Would you be 80 good as to as JOfge. oo TR e | i RS “My husband lets me have the . “Then, my dear, he is the last word in busbands'—Boston Trans pusic wherever hin goes, Bo Hipdu gods are manufac. tured In Birmingham and Bal. kan handicrafts imported from Paris. 1 have heard Indians be ing drilied in war-whoops by a college cheer leader, 1 have seen Samoans laying aside their cly. flized clothing and putting on bark skirts, as a ship came into port, in order to look ke the ple tures in the geographles. I have known resl cowboys ordering furry chaps from a theatrical costumer for the next Wild West show with the trepidation of a boy buying bis first dress suif, 1 have watched young peopie sit. ting at the feet of the oldest in. habitant to acquire the dialect that the locality was supposed to have. And when such local charae teristion have been discovered or cultivated, and the natives have been moved back into the Dark Ages or barbarism to make them conventionally plcturesque, the next step ix 1o spread these pe. cullarities abroad s 0 as to even up the earth., Provincial cos Y A \\ | Almond—Peanut—Milk B Chocolate Bar | A / » . ! fv_\ < 1 i .. 3 t' ) } \_/ Swee: Mk Chocala's | L PRI Ty LAL ot} G A oy o g 4 ™ i e } / } ] A With [Roasted Almonds / Copyrighted 1323, by Eline's, Ine. P " v s S S ———————— ; A igl i { B o —e\ , ” | P ‘ { e [\s u‘ e -t v » 3 IR \ i) b AV e | ) i N " - o ~:4 f;g_‘; r:"'/: 3 . - L ) dn. - / i SRR MTROBSON)._ =TS Pt ’ ! ‘#' ~»j"’ ELEV. 13068 I - ey \eo I 2 ‘ \ g ‘.;“a_s";ii‘» 1 TR fvi. s ¥ o 4 ¢ ) e b "_‘ s ‘: f; P , x The Highest Peakin the | . Canadian Rockies | oA Pl MT.ROBSON s i ) % You've not seen the CANADIAN ROCKIES until youve sces MOUNT ROBSON VR Ml, Robson, as seen from Robson platform, preseuts an 5 pight. From the valiey to its snow.capped peaks, encircied 3g 4 clouds, s an almost sheer rise of two miles. Its slopes are fl” splashed with perpetual snow. The supreme view of Mt Robsoa ls obtained by following the trail to Berg Lake, 17 miles distant. Hes i Emperor Falls, higher than Niagara; Tumbling Glacler, from which enormous blocks of ice periodically drop with a thunderous roar, = = . . . 2 < This Year Travel Canadian Rockies, the New Way A New Way to Travel—A New Place to Go—New Thinge to S 1f it &5 a prodiem of where to po and how to go the NSW'AY solves it. HRR A | Holidaying W the Canadian Rockles iz a real wacation. Spend this ysar st JASPER PARK LODGE—Bungsiow Homes—thoroughly mdm;t)gj June 1 to Sept. 30. Summer Excursion Fares East May 1§ “w'{‘a;i:f East or West Say CANADIAN NATIONAL % R Apply J. D. McGUIRE, 902 Second Avenue = Seattle B e N\ Canads Welcomes United States Tourists ANY B (’g\hfl.\b‘ —No Tassports Required D‘,_ B . \h\ The Canadian Nationa! route through '\ A i “,\\\D the Rockles skirts Canada’s highest b wt\"s peaks, al the easiest gradient and low- ] ) o “,\\\ ; est altitude of any transcontinental NN P route. s T ‘f,‘ ISt T : L Home §|R '}y | % ; ‘." ! Folks oF || A R 3 ~ Take advantage of our low round-trifi:‘;fj‘;;;%; summer travel fares—May 15 to Sept.'lsl?; I From Seattle : r $ To St. Pauland = 72 'OO Minneapolis $86.00 ToChicago Northern Pacific R¥ o | Welte for other rates and {ull summer teavel information ‘\l qti L. E. Nelson, A, G. P, A, 200 L. C. Smith Bldg. é{ ggf\ E. L. Carey, General A\ch."um Fourth Ave. \ { Ll WEDNESDAY, JUNW 1923, _\_‘ ’ tumes and dancey L 5 the publie schooly, e aces and Greek temy ‘' Pa | &d Inevery lown, B S | permitted to remajn u- oot ‘ 1lf’»w« miracle play {g \ 4{ i cave übcramma»m. e | tour, Hawaiian MUsic enetas } the world. Vaudevills an | black thelr faces 10 oldie s I songs. The uw,«“ « ‘ amen s unearthed 10 'seryve s | fashion plate, Tyurk .' 58 | and Arablan dates are sold a 1 | with indigenous poneie ? ] maple sugar, The S ) | brings the songs of :5 | into every home, B ! Boon all the savantass i’:“ | €lEn truvel are 10 be had'vete = | home and thers is Ifi, ! guined by golng elsew "1; | %0 the automoblisty *h.‘_c ! into the country ; | afternoon bring bae & cargy dogwood blossoms that seg but leave the woods | denuded. i ::L‘;' ? Facn improvement in fos tion makes travel si6r less desirable, D i