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I V. S 1* I mi 1 p-.-V'.Z* Hunt&Fo '.G HdOEH 1? T. HERRICK, IT A. Attorney at Law, Williamsport, D. T. ARMSTRONG Law aud Real Estate, and Notary Public, Williamsport, D, T. A Foal-nanthed People. [Calcutta Cor. in Kansas City Journal.} If you want to learn the language of abuae •tody Hindostanee. You can say viler thing in that language and calumniate more "nast ily" as the English would say, (and the word is unhesitatingly used by the most refined lady) than in any other language that I know of. Those who understand the language say that it is impossible to find any translation in English for the abominable ideas that are commonly conveyed through this medium. But the strange part of it is that the na tives glory in indecent conversation. Re member this, ye Americau women who are thinking of coming here as missionaries, who would not have the courage to endure all things in the way of filthy conversation. One Hindoo may approach another and say th« most atrocious thing in a laughing way, touching the character of the latter'a mother, wife, sister or even grand-mother, and the result will only be a mutual hearty laugh and the filthier the remark, the heartier will be the mutual laugh. Agaii and again I have had interpreted to me thfe jocular salutation of one native to another, which wr uld have ended in bloodshed had one foreigner dared to employ them in ad dressing another foreigner, no matter with how pleasant a face. These remarks are, as a rule, so brutally obscene that one stops to wonder how any native could ever sink to such a depth of degradation as to find a ver bal medium for the conveyance of such ideas. Even the men at work paving streets, loading ships, and moving burdens, who per form their work with a song, employ the foulest of words as they work, attacking in concert the character of their nearest and dearest relatives. But this is not alL The abuse of relatives begins in the home circle. As soon as a boy is able to say half a dozen words, he is taught by the father to heap opprobriums upon his mother—all in a heathenish sort of humor— and the mother laughs heartily, esteeming the youngster an especially precious one if he succeeds especially well in villifying her. But once let a Mohammedan be called a "pig" and the offense is not to be brooked. To a Mohammedan the pig is an animal embody ing all that is disgusting and vile—worthy only of death, unfit to eat. Apply that epi thet to him and he will surely retaliate with blows, unless he is a servile, oowardly fel low. A Learned. Bivalve. [Philadelphia Times.] "I brought that clam," said the old oyster man, fondly stroking the shell, "from Narra gansettwith me last summer. You know those Narragansett clams—you find 'em by seein' their breathing holes in the sand. They'll be ten feet below the hola. Then, to get 'em, you have to dig. I dug a well for that clam, and then I got her down at bed rock. The old girl had her nose in it, tryin1 to burrow further, s'help me Bob. Thinks I, you've cost me a pile of trouble I'll keep you and feed you. I brought her back here with me, and one day she was dumped in th« cellar. "We heard a deuce of a squalin' one night just as the theatrical gang was comitf in bout half-past U. Down-1 goes, and found 'Puss' on a broad grin with a rat's foot in her mouth. The rat was jumpin' and squal in' and playin' the devil's tattoo on the floor with his tall. It was N. G. though—'PUBS' had him. You see, the way that I explain it is that 'Puss' had gaped in the night. The rat smelt the raw meat and went for it. Soon as 'PUBS' felt his teeth she got mad and clamped on him. Well, now, you'd 'spose that other clams would catch rats the same way, but nary one that I set after that ever «id—and I set a whole lot—'oept an ambi tious Little Neck that was carried off by one of the beasts. The other clams didn't have 'Puss's' spunk I 'spose. If you touch her she'll «pit at you. Since that time she's caught 113 rata. She's pretty well eaten up, but she's good to touch the second hundred yet Ain't yon, 'PussP" The old oysterman stroke the shell again carelessly. "Say, confound you, what did you leave 'Puss' in the barrel for!" he yelled. "Give iter some corn meal and water." Class In Spelling Stand Vp. [Burdette in Burlington Hawkeye.] Professor March says the "droping of duplicated consonants saves 1.6 per cenfci and of silent e*s 4 per cent mor. The com plet clearance of silent letera save* 17 per cent. It is a current statement among spew ing reformers that we thro away 100,000,000 a yer in pamants to printers and publishers for sprinkling our books and papers with si lent letera." Now there, young nun a plan, chop, esy rod 2 welth. can now un derstand how Josh Billings gotrich. Justsav yur leters. Don't wast 1: not 1 solitary Ion lost lingering 1. The silent leter must go. Swer pr ct. Yur salary is, sa, 800 $ pr yer. 17 pr ct of 800 $ is a snug lltle sum 2 have evry yer. &, in saving thes t, not losing any pla sur. It does no good to use silent leters. There is no joy in it 2 a. It das not cre8 a more blisful st8 of mind in yur hart to spol faelev with 3 e's and then find that hav got the middil 1 on the rang side of the We lder, then, that cling to the absurd & wastful ——ed 'em. Turn yur lOder mind 2 the economic paths and 69 ways' of reim speling, and sav 17 pr ct of yur salary, and 4tun8 das in stor 4 u. Slight MUapprebeMloi [Burlington Free Press.] Last Sunday one of the pastors of the little village of Pownal was walking to church, wheu he saw a man, with his coat off, dig ging in his garden. The good man beheld with grief and astonishment, and coming up to the fence, began to recite in a solemn voice: "Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. Six days a week thou shalt labor and do all thy work "See here," said the man in the gardes looking up, "be you taUdn' to me?" "Yes, my poor man, I am." "Wal, you needn't worry abotst me theiL I ain't agoin' to do any work Fm only dig gin' wo'oma to go a-fishin' with.* .• Artaon*. .VV., ptWw York Life.] Two drinks. Two more "Friendly game of poker. More drinks. Jack-pot. More tens. Lively betting. Four Bn pistol shots. One inquest, enthusiasm. A lariat. One A battering ram. A neck tie party. Editorial in local papier on "Stridss Civfliiatian. 5^- Sixth Street, guarantee all ital City will VAN HOUTEN BROS. & LITTLE, nr: BUCK' HARVESTERS AND BINDERS AND MOWERS, Nichols & Shepherd and Aultman & Taylor Vibrating Threshers and Engines, C. Aultman. & Co. Thresh ers and Engines. All kinds of Farm Machinery and General Hardware. CENTRAL BLOCK, MAIN STREET, BISMARCK, DAKOTA. DAN EISENBERG, DEALER IN DRY GOODS NOTION! AND Fancy Goods, Main Street, next door to Postofflce, BISMARCK, DAKOTA. Goods sold at New York prices. Prompt attention given to all Mail Or ders. BRAGG, SMITH & CO., \n, BISMARCK, D. T. Agents for Hazard Powder Company. Western House O'Donnell & Htiber, PROPRIETORS. 86-88 Main Street, BISMARCK, D. T. Excellent accommodation? at reasonable rates. Only half-block from depot. Situated in the busi ness part of the city. JOSEPH HAKE & CO., DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OF FARM MACHINERY. Sole Agents for DEERING TWINE BIND ER and Famous JOHN DEERE PLOWS. BISMARCK, DAKOTA. CAPT. A. M. JOHNSON. E. L. ABRAMS. JOHNSON & ABRAMS, Wholesale and Retail BOOTS, SHOES, .A-HSTD RUBBERS. Jobbers in Harness aud Sole Leather, Shoe makers1 Supplies. Orders by Mail promptly at teuded to. Satisfaction guaranteed. THIRD ST., SIGN OF "BIC B(5OT," BISMARCK, DAKOTA. H. D. CONNOR, DEALER ITS GROCERIES, And FIRST-CLASS GOODS AT LOWEST CASH PRICES- CORNER RACE AND BROAD STS., WILLIAMSPORT, D. T. House, Sign,Ornamen tal and Carriage Paint- of from the silent e's that ftt up, but do not I mg. CalSOmining, Paper rialanc yur cash. By abstaining from the us tTanonno. onrl iTiln Cl ot al silent leters you frekt a saving of Ttea xianging, ana framing, E. 1. HODGKINSON, WILLIAMSPORT, D. T. NOTICE OF FINAL PROOF. .ND OFFICE AT BISMARCK, D. June 20th, 1881.—Notice is herebj the following-named settlers have flli veil that notice of their intention to make final proof in support of their respective claims, and tuat said proof will be made before the Register and Receiver of the United States Land Office at Bismiurck, D. T., on the 4th day of August, 1884, at 11 o'clock 'a. m., viz.: AUSTIN P. EDICK, ...... Homestead application No. 2,398, for tliesoutli east quarter of section 18, township 185 norths range 76 west, and he names the following wit nesses to prove his continuous residence upon Truman Red TRUMAN REDINGTON, Pre-emption declaratory statement No. 1,487, for the northeast quarter of section 18, township 135 north, range 76 west, and he names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of said land, viz.: Austin P. Etlick, Hamilton Lilly, John Hubert, and Charles Edick, all of Williamsport, D.T. J, A. REA, Register, L. O. WILSON, Attorney for Claimants. [First publication July 11, 1884.] PROBATE NOTICE. Tmons. ERRITORY^ OF DAKOTA, _cooninr OF EM- In Probate-Court George Dougherty, matter of the guardianship of Kate Sul- Judge. In the livan, Notice is hereby given that Louie Agard has this'twenty-seventh day of June, 1884, filed with the Judge of this Court a petition praying that he (the said Lopie Agard) be appointed guardian of said Kate Sullivan, who is four years old, and that Monday, the 4th day of August. 1884, at 3 o'clock p- m., is Bet adde fot the hearing of said petition. GEORGE DOUGHERTY, Probate Judge. Dated Winona, June 27 ••V'"- M4t»WSA between Main & Meigs, articles sold to be exactly do well to give them a The Town of WILL IAMSPORT, the County Seat of Emmons County, Dakota, is situated in one of the prettiest and most fertile regions of the Ter ritory. The county is being rapidly settled by an energetic and intelli gent class of people, prin cipally Americans but here yet remain thou- A MS sands of acres of un entered governent land within a few miles of Williamsport. There are also manybusinessopen ings in town. For infor mation regarding Will iamsport and the sur rounding country write McKENZIE & COF FIN, Land Agents, Bis marck, D. T. O W. S. MOORHOUSE, Wholesale and Retail Dealer in HARDWARE, 48 MAIN STREET, Bismarck, Dakota. C. H. EDICK. C. D. EDICK. EDICK BROTHERS, Manufacturers and Jobbers of Choice Imported' and' Do mestic Cigars and Confectionery. N STREET, BISMARC 04 MAIN CK, D. T. EBNKST L. STRAUSS. FRED STRAUSS. E. L. Strauss & Bro., W A A E S —AND— E W E E S BISMARCK, DAKOTA. CAPITAL CITY I S O E Fresh Fruit received daily. Leave your •ordqrswitli C. L. MARCELAI8 & CO., Main St., four doors bejow Fourth, BISMARCK, D. T. RTMACNIDER & CO WHOLESALE AND RETAIL G'BOO 54 MAIN ST., BI8MARCK, D. T. AGRICULTURAL Agents for IMPLEMENTS. jftspais BISMARCK, D. T., sell as represented, as to qual BISMARCK, DAKOTA, Agents for the sale of Northern Pacific Railroad Lands. WILLIAMSPORT LOTS FOB SALE. GROCERIES at a small ity. Citizens of Emmons Austin Logan, "Wholesale and Retail Dealer in GJ|CJRIES Flour and Feed. 23 North Third St., BISMARCK, D. T. Proprietor Third Street Bakery.' Fresh Butter and Eggs a specialty., JOHN P. HOAGLAND, Builder and Contractor, 7 .. S: 80 MAIN STREET, 7 VVholesale Dealer xosr Building Material of All Kinds. DOORS & WINDOWS. Yards corner Sixth and Main Sts., BISMARCK, DAKOTA. DUNN & CO., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Druggists, Main Street, -, -. BISMARCK, D.-T. Orders from abroad filled promptly. :W. B. WATSON, WHOLESALE* AND RETAIL DRY GOODS, CARPETS, And NOTIONS, BISMARCK, DAKOTA. P. P. Malloy, FLOOR,FEED, .AJSJX) €r BISMARCK, I DAKOTA. DIETRICH BROS., MONTANA Meat Market Corner Main and Third Streets, BISMARCK, DAKOTA, AH kinds of Fresh and Salt Meats, Sau sage, Poultry, Game, Fresh Water, Sea and Salt Fish, Oysters, Vegetables, Gro ceries, and Provisions! BISMARCK, ments percentage of profit, and County visiting the Cg-p mm, JOHN YEGEN, /.DEALER IN Groceries —AND— LUMBER, AND ALL KINDS OF BUILDING MATERIAL. Special prices to residents of Emmons County. PETERSON & VEEDER DEALERS IN Drugs and Medicines,.' BISMARCK, DAKOTA: Choice Perfumeries, Toilet and Fancy Goods, Preparing Prescriptions a spe cialty. Headquarters for Glass, Paints, and Oils. R. B. MELLON. «. N. MELLON. D. "w. DICKEY, cashier. MELLON BROTHERS, Bankers, BISMARCK, DAKOTA, Transact a General Banking Business. Collections made injvll parts of the United States and Canada. Accounts of Merchants and others solicited. CORRESPONDENTS—Bank of America, New York Continental, Chicago Capital Bank, St Paul Mellon & Sons' Bank, Pittsburg. MALLOY & STOYELL, CITY LIVERY,: Sale and Feed Stables Fourth Street, BISMARCK, D. T. SETTLEESLOCATED AMPLE ROOM FOR TRANSIENTS. C. R. WILLIAMS & Co!* BISMARCK, D. T, Sole Wholesale Agents forthe Missouri Slope and Weet of the Missouri for the Franz Falk Brewing Co's snEiWAirsiis EDWARDS & BRADFORD, The finest Beer made on the American Continent. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL LUMBER MERCHANTS SASH, DOOm BLINDS, LIME, HAIR, AND CEMENT. Special induce its to Empions County people. Branch Yard at Sterling. WEAVER LUMBER CO., JPun Stock of LUMBER and all kinds of BUILDING MATERIAL. Minneapolis Grades W and Bismarck Prices. Come and see us before illlFOR ALL KINDS OF JOB THE EMMONS COUNTY RECORD" OFFICE S|i Provisions, I A E Steamboat Supplies. 90 Main Street, BISMARCK, D. T. Jefferson & Kasson, BISMARCK. DAKOTA, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DAKOTAv,: ^1 4 •S I'M ifIP -V xv. I 4 v- V.tfc r' •. C'