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iW' if/.- It (•$r 1 Si il* Hi M: is: 1® II101S COO ITT IICORD BVO.R PfONEEK PAPCK OF THE COUNT* ftjlucrtli I I- Lrr's m: OUK bat George Duis. who is Keeking re-elecikm as mayor of Grand Forks, ibe MW G«crge Dais who, in company with the present warden of the slat fe penitentiary, dil such bitter, though unsuccessful, iobbying at the last session of the legislature against the biil Intended to sire blacksmith* a chance to get the money for their work in repairing thrashing-machines, and for the manaCsctarera of which Mr. OB» aad the warden are agents? Mr Dttis o«ght to get the rotes of or zani-nxt aad ttnorgaalied labor in Granrf Forks—ait. THE Record has received a whine of aixwr. a coiomn from H. T. Helgesen. who thinks he is ranning for the republican nomina tion for congress. Helgesen always whines. The writer has been in half a dozen state conventions where the Cavalier county backcapper has whin ed. If lie succeeded in getting on the delegation from his county he whin ed at the members of the party who were Ailing the oAces. If he was de feated In the county convention, he got up a contesting delegation, ap peared at the convention and whined more persistently than ever. Helge »en is the most prominent example of the Xorth Dakota "reformers" who, having Utile ability, see no chance for getting to the front unless they can discredit and pull down their betters, lie is entirely unworthy to represent in congress as progressive and intelli gent people as those who inhabit Xorth Dakota. more or leas esteemed friend of the Batcave is beginning to get fidgety. He is weeping again about the flnal proof business. He doesn't like the idea of the Record getting them. And yet it can be easily proved by several perrons that the precedent of "to the victor belong the spoils"— far as this matter is concerned— was initiated by the Batcave Kan, himself. He went to the legislature in 1903 ostensibly as a Hansbrongh man. But when be got to Bismarck he wouldn't tie a Hansbrough man unless he could get the Snal-proof notices. He wanted all of 'em, and would have gotten 'em had it not been for the ob jection of a powerful friend of Hans lirough's, who wouldn't stand for the pioneer publisher of this county—who had labored early and late in building iil a paper with a bona-flde circulation, and whose entire living was made from the paper—being turned down in the interest of a man who was run ning an alleged newspaper as a side issue—and at a continuous loss of money—for the solo purpose of get ting even with the Record publisher. Then, when the Record man succeed ed the Batcave chap—who had refus ed to publish the republican legisla tive ticket.—and the proof notices were sen to the Record, the gentleman of the Batcave went to Bismarck to com plain. But his attention was called to the fact that he himself had initiated the system. As a matter of fact, the publisher of our esteemed contempo rary is the only member of the legis lature from this county that has ever gone to the land officers and asked for Anal-proof notices because of such membership. Another thing: The law reads that l«nd notices shall .,e published In "some newspaper of gen eral circulation designated by the reg ister as being bublished nearest the land." A publisher a large proportion of whose subscription list is composed of free "subscribers" can scarcely be said to be running a newspaper "of general circulation." True, It. costs money for one who is not a practical printer or a professional newspaper man to run a newspaper for the pur noses of "doing up" somebody but, when he finds he Is losing seventy-flve dollars or so a month, and has failed in his effort to ruin his competitor, he °ught to take his loss in a philosophic manner, and not whine about it ut Any way, most homestead claimants whose notices would appear !n a Lin ton paper have proved up. So, reaMv. th,M-e i« very little for the Batcave lilt Klo man to cry about, now. Flaal Proof*. Foliowi»K are tlte final proof* made on Emmons county land since last re port. The last two named were wit* nrsses: Before Weabherby— Will II. Parks. N eqrof t«-i:U-74. hlgle W. Doolittle and Wut. Schwab. Kljflc W. lloolittle. S qr of I U-74. Win. II. .lnliiiMiit and Carl K. Itoinan. Before ltuoks— llarvey I'eti is. |r of an-lxt-7". Klmer l». Kt.«le and Clarence McUln. •lolirtimeg Kaiiilieitz. N qr of ll losepli Hll and Jakob Keller. Thomas Kambellz. S lif of S qr ••f lo-i2i»-" and lif of qr of 15- 1JoKepli Ell and Jakob Keller. Iwik Jacoteon. W lif of se qrand qr of qr o( 24-132-".V Tliom«s Austin and Win. Matwell. For Cosstjr Troaatr. To iliu Voters of Baimoas County, N. It.: 1 'JRC1'' .NMjMcifally MaoueeaMaalf eandldate tor UMoOeaofcSaaty ta HOLLAND. EMMM CIX| Am CNlaw Write* Mmtliai Utter frw UN Lap* tl Nte ruiWIwn. Orii-ttunusD, Ffo. I. iw. To the Editor of tbe Record. Your paper addressed to Mr. Roden burg was received yesterday. I was glad tc hear from the dear friends at home, and to learn how folks on the other side of the big pond are getting along, was pleased to learn that the mild winter continues in Xorth Dakota. We are having a good time here in Holland. I was skating a good part of the time for about two weeks: but now the winter is past and the weath er is rainy at time3. The first couple of weeks we were here we felt very chilly on account of the damp climate, and while it was raining it seemed to me that it was about forty degrees below zero. We had a very pleasant trip, being on the ocean about ten days. The first five days we made about 335 miles a day. We had three stormy days, dur ing which we faced the wind and made slow headway. Xearlv every day we saw other ships. It was an in teresting sight, also, to we Xorth Da kota people—who hadn't for many years seen anything in the fish line bigger than a Missouri river channel cat—to see big fish jumping out of the water every once in a while. The mammoth ship Lusitania passed us. She left Xew York abcut two days after we did. There were about 700 third-class passengers, 72 second-class and 25 first-class passengers on our ship—the Potsdam. The accommoda tions on the ship were as good as in any first-class hotel. Holland is a pretty and interesting country, with its many lakes, rivers and canals and windmills every where, which are used in draining the meadows. The soil is very rich. The cattle look to us much bigger than the average cf cattle in Xorth Dakota, and they give more milk. We saw .some oats here that looked as heavy to us as barley, and which yielded 100 bushels to the acre. Winter wheat is also raised here, and it looks green and flourishing at present. All farm products are very high here just now. Butter sells at 85 cents a pound and eggs at 54 cents per dozen in Dutch money. (The Record is not sure as to the price of eggs intended to be given, as the last figure, the "4," Is not plainly written, and may be a 2" or a "7,"—Ed. Record.* I am at present visiting a friend who was once a settler in Emmons county. Klaas Schilling is his name. He now has a wife and four children —one girl and three boys. He sends a kindly greeting to his old-time Bm mens county friends and neighbors. Respectfully, II EN it VM TWIIUIW. subject to UM decUlua of tkt republican of county, at At primary alac U?n •?, toid Jans U. fi It «lset«d. I will dispose of my baslasas aad give ny attention to tkadattasot the oSoe plfd?E mysalf to pat tank aTbiMtl WFor Sale—Several good teams of working and driving bonea. Call Win. Carinlclieara llvtrvbarn. DEBORH. FOR LA F0LLETTE Whan MMt a Wisconsin Maa Von Oeaarally Flatf Kin To Ba a BOMMT for the Steterauw With the Frtach Name« A Matflsm UsnMsman, Hare on a Visit, Has Soma deed Things to Say of the Bagger State's Noted Fighter. 8eeningly the sentiment among those Xorth Oakotans who favor the Roosevelt idea Is for Taft. Yet the latter has strong opposition—from all quarters—by those who are opposed tc the president, because they look upon the defeat of Taft as the defeat of Roosevelt and the policies he has been advocating. With Hughes, of New York, looming up so conspicuous- In the east with Fairbanks, of Indiana, getting a solid indorsement from his state with Speaker Cannon strongly urged by the stand-patters— In the face cf the strong and in many cases vindictive opitosltion—it does not seem possible that Taft can win out, and It would appear that those who are followers of Taft and lloose vclt. must look about for some person who can not only hold the Taft forces, but who has a very strong following of his own. There is not a man in the United States today who stands nearer to the great body of the American people than Robert M. La Follette. He is a man who cannot be driven, cajoled or bribed from his position, once has mad. up his mind that It is right and for the interest of thrf people. As Square Dealer—although he is nut about fifty years of age—he was years ahead of Roosevelt and Taft. In his own state Wisconsin he has uncov ered nvore rascality and rorrtiption than any man living. He stands squarely for the control of all public-.service coi|*oratioiis. He is (he oriKiital rate-reformer, the fath of the primary election and the many other reform laws enacted by Wisconsin. If the people of tills coun are sincere in their wishes for the continuation and furthering of the Rooseveltian Ideas, and want :i n.iin for president who lias the courage of his convictions and who is a born fighter, they should nominate Robert M. I.a Follette for president. Wisconsin is today the best govern ed state in the Union, and more through the courageous, persistent and hard work of l.a Follette. in the face of the strongest and most cor rupt Influences that could be brought to bear against him, than any other half dosen of its citizens. All who believe in a government for the |ieo pie and by the people should sup|ort Wisconsin's peerless senator Robert M. La Follette. as the republican pres at Identlal candidate. Respectfully, Whistler's Odd Ways. Lord Redesdale once gave a descrip tion of Whistler's methods to a meet ing in I-oadon in support of a memo rial to the great artist He was paint ing, be said, a portrait of a lady. Whistler took up bis position at one end of tbe room with his sitter aod the canvas nt tbe other and. For a long time he stood looking at his model, holding in bis band a huge brash full of color, sucb a brush as a man would nse to whitewash a bouse. Then be rushed forward and smashed tbe brash fall of color into tbe canvas. Then he ran back, and forty or fifty times he repeated this. At the end of that time there stood out on the canvas a space which exactly indicated the fig are, tbe form and the expression of tbe sitter. There was a pathetic story attaching to tbe picture. Tbe bailiffs were in the house when tbe picture was finished. That was quite a com mon occurrence, and Whistler only laughed, but be went round his studio with a knife and deliberately destroyed all bis canvases, including this picture, which was to have been his (Lord Bedesdale's).—Dundee Advertiser. The Gentle Rebuff. Immeasurable are tbe rebuffs that the helpers of tbe poor, tbe seekers after charity for their anffering broth el's undergo," said a New York charity organization offlclal. "A friend st mine, a Methodist minister in a sflnA western town, told me tbe other day 01 his last rebuff, a not unkind one. Entering tbe office of tbe local weekly, tbe minister said to the editor: 'I am soliciting aid for a gentleman of refinement and Intelligence who is la dire need of a little ready money, but who is far too prood a man to make his sufferings known.' 'Why,' exclaimed the editor, push ing up his eyeshade, 'I'm the only chap la tbe village who answers that de scription. What's this gentleman's name?" 'I regret,' said the minister, that 1 am not at liberty to disclose it* 'Why, it must be me,' said tbe ed itor. 'It Is me. It's me, sore. Heaven pneper you, parson, In your good An llnburied Picture. Bossetti secured permission In 18G9 to reopen the cofBn of his wife in order to secure tbe manuscripts of some poems which be bad burled with her seven years before. Some such Incident might have oc curred in connection with J. M. W. Turner If bis desire to be buried wrap ped up In his own painting of "Car thage" bad been carried out. There was some difficulty in selling tbe paint ing, and tbe artist kept the canvas by him. He always said be wonld be wrapped in It when be was buried and even went so far as to ask Chan trey If as his executor he would fulfill his wishes on that point. "So doubt," answered the sculptor, "I shall bury you rolled np In your pic ture If It Is one of the conditions of your will, but I would take you up next day and unroll you!" The Master's Title. Professor Key when head master of a large London school was one of the most genial gentlemen that ever filled that position. He was fond of encour aging fun In bis boys and was not un willing to recount occasionally during class time when anything prompted It the manners and customs of countries he had visited. On one occasion he was telling his class about Spain and said: "Do you know, boys, that when a man attains to eminence there be Is not called 'sir,' but is given the title of 'don?' One of tbe boys here called out: "Then, I suppose, sir, they would call you Don Key?" The gravity of the class was com pletely upset for the remainder of tbe afternoon.—Strand Magazine. Price of His Treason. Benedict Arnold died in London Jane 14,1801. Ills life after his treason was a most unhappy one. He was avoided by men of honor and on many occa sions deliberately insulted. He re ceived a considerable sum of money from tbe British government and made several unsuccessful attempts to en gage in business in British America and the West Indies and finally re turned to London, where he died In obscurity. His second son, born in 1780, entered tbe British army in 1798, served with credit in many parts of the world and three years before his death in 1854 was made a lieutenant general.—Household Companion. Running No Risk. "What," asks the maiden aunt, "go ing to marry that Mr. Newwan? Why, you hardly know the man, Imogene. In tbe few days you have been ac quainted with him you cannot possibly have learned anything of his family or antecedents or habits or personal cir cumstances." "That is true, Aunt Keturab. But you have always told me that no wom an who knowa anything about a man will marry him."—Success Magaslne. A Definition. "Paw," asked a thoughtful lad, wriO' kllng bis brow, "what's a pessimist?" "A pessimist, John J.," replied his father, "Is man who, after a cyclone has blown Ills house away with him In It, goes back and grumbles at his lot. —Puck. No Come Back. Borne of the West Indian Islanders hare learned that wheu a foreigner misbehaves on their shores It Is better to suffer In silence than to mete out punishment at the risk of a descending gunboat from the miscreant's native land. A judge In Haiti, however, re cently took occasion to pay off old scores and to redeem his self respect In the case of an offender brought be fore him. To his first questlou as to the nation ality of the accused the Interpreter bad answered that the prisoner was from Switzerland. "Switzerland!" said the Judge. "And Switzerland has no seacoast, has it?" "No seacoast, your honor," replied the Interpreter. "And no navy," coutiuued tbe judge. ^n1 n® W. HAMS. navy, your honor," was tbe reply. „"Vwl we". then," said tbe judge, give biui one year at bard Isbor." ®«oklyu Life, Never a One Day President. The periodic assertion is made that on Sunday, Marrli 4. 1849, Senator Da vid Rice Atchison of Missouri, who was then president pro tem. of tbe senate, was president of the United States "virtuf^ly." He never was, "virtually" or otherwise. In 17% congress enacted that In event of no president or vice preeident being ready to succeed tbe first office abould devolve on tbe president of the senate and next on to tbe speaker of tbe bouse. The succession was changed in 1886. Now, Zachary Tay lor and Millard Fillmore were In Wash ington on March 4,1849. It being Bun day, they permitted an Interregnum to follow until tbe next day. Mr. Atchi son took no oath as president, and wjtboiit taking such he could not ex ercise the office. Mr. Taylor could have taken the oath at any second subsequent to noon on March 4. No pompous inauguration Is demanded. The chief justice need not administer the oath. Arthur took it in New York before Judge Brady at 2 a. m. and Mr. Boosevelt in Buffalo before United States Judge Hazel. The "virtually" of Mr. Atchison is visionary unless by some bolt from tbe blue tbe elected officials had been re moved.—Pittsburg Post. Glory Everywhere. A Methodist minister was much an noyed by one of bis bearers frequently shouting out during tbe preaching. "Glory!" "Praise the Lord!" and tbe like. Though often reproved, the hap py member persisted In expressing himself. One day tbe minister invited him to tea and, to take hie mind from thoughts of praise, banded him a sci entific book, full of dry facts and fig ures, to pass tbe time before tea. Presently the minister was startled by a sudden outburst of "Glory!" Halleluiah!" and "Praise tbe Lord!" "What is the matter, man?" asked tbe minister. "Why, this Itook says tbe sea is five miles deep?" Well, what of that'?" Why, the Bible says my sins have been cast into the depths of the sea, and if it is that deep I need not be afraid of their ever coming up again. Glory!" Tbe minister gave up hopes of re forming him. A Daring Escape. Tbe annals of Sing Sing are full of daring escapes. A typical case was that of Pallister and Roblf, two con victed murderers. By frequent appeals they bad headed off the day of their execution, and nt length decided ou escape at any cost—even that of life Itself. Late one night Pallister called for a drink of milk, and as tbe official on duty opened the cell door to give It him he was seized, dragged In and overpowered. The desperado then locked tbe officer In the cell and, after •ecurlng his keys, released his com rade Roblf, when they in turn over came and disarmed the second night watchman. This done, they offered re lease to three more prisoners with whom they bad made friends. These declined the doubtful benefit, however, whereupon the two murderers climbed the skylight, reached the boundary wall nud dropped to liberty by tbe broad Hudson, which they crossed In a small boat.—New York Tribune. Up Two Stumps. Little Johnny was in the habit of wanting more victuals put upon bis plate tban he could eat. His papa de cided to break him of the habit One day as Johnny insisted upon being served until his plate was well filled his papa said, "Johnny, If I give you this you will have to eat every bit of it or I will punish you." Johnny prom ised that he would, and bravely did tbe little fellow try to do so, but In vain. It was too much for him. He would try again and again and then look sorrowfully at his papa. Finally, laying down his fork, he said: "Papa, if you was me which would you rather do, get a licking or bust?" Our Language. Au Intelligent foreigner la said to have expressed himself after the fol lowing fashion on the absurdities of the English language: "When I dis covered that I was quick, I was fast If I stood firm, I was fast If I spent too freely, I was fast, and that not to eat was to fast, I was discouraged. But when I came across the sentence, 'The first one won one 1 prise,' I was tempted to give up English and learn some other language." A Little of Everything. "The weather used to be In four acts —spring, summer, autumn and win ter." "Well?" "But now nature seems to have gone Into vaudeville." Louisville Courier Tournal. Live Furs. "Mamma, look!" exclaimed Mary. "Those furs are just like mine." "Why, Mary, you have no furs," re plied the astonished mother. 'Yes, I have," said Mary, "and they are filled with kittens."—School Educa tion. A Pleasant Change. "So you enjoyed Venice?" said the traveler. "Yes," answered Stir. Cuiurox. "It was kind of pleasant, for a change, to be robbed by a gondolier instesd of a hack driver."—Washington Star. Sam Weller. It was Sam Weller who made Dick ens famous. "Pickwick Papers" were a complete failure financially until thl* unique character was Introduced. The press was all but unanimous In prals Ing Samival as an entirely original character whom none but a great gen ins could have created. Dickens re celved over $10,000 for "Pickwick Pa pers." and st the age of twenty-six be was incomparably the most popular author of bis day.—1-ondou standard Tamo Your Rattlesnakes. A tame rattlesnake belongiug to an Arizona farmer sleeps every night on the trout gate of 'its owner's gardeu, coiling himself arouud the gate and gatepost, so that a lock aud chalu tu keep out Intruders are not needed. PltUliurg Dispatch. Bathing a Prinea. George IV. while prince and res Id lag la bis Brighton palace kept In his bed room a portrait of Mrs. Gunn, an old bathing woman who used to dip him into tbe sea when he was tbe little Prince of Wales. A picture book much prised by children showed tbe old lady bathing tbe little fellow. Benesth tbe picture was this stanza: To Brighton came he. Came Ocorge the Third's soa. To be dipped In the sea By the taasd Martha Ounn. A companion portrait to Martha Gunn's was that of Thomas Smoaker, who had charge of tbe hone which drew tbe bathing machines Into and sat of the sea. One day tbe little roy al highness, having learned to swim, iwam out farther than Thomas Judged to be safe. He called to him to come back, but tbe self willed boy struck oat with more vigor. Thomas went after the prince, overtook him, seised him by an ear and drew him to shore. Do you think," be replied to the boy's angry words, "I'm a-going to get myself banged for letting tbe king's heir drown hlsself Just to please a youngster like you?" Only a Dodge. An insurance expert waa relating In Chicago some oddities of Insurance. "And then," said the expert, "there was that case of the general stors man In Ohio. This man's store burned down, and, because bis stock was so heavy, the company disputed his claim. I remember one item la his stock list— 17,500 mourning hatbands. When 1 came to this item I thumped It with my pencil and said to the storekeeper severely: "Look here, this Is unreasonable. Why should you have had 17,800 mourning hatbands In stock? What possibility was there that death would create In a single small shop like yours a demand for 17,800 moaning hat bandsr "The storekeeper smiled at me la a condescending way aad replied: 'I didn't keep those hatbands for men who grieved for the death of rela tives or friends, but for men who went Into mourning for the grease oa their hats.' "-Boston Globe. MieRree of Young Idea. Air usually has no weight, but wben placed In a barometer It is found to weigh about fifteen pounds a square Inch. If a small bole were bored la tbe top of a barometer tabe, tbe mercury would shoot up In a column thirty feet high. A right angle Is 80 degrees F. Hydrogen Is colorless, odorless and Insolvent. A cuckoo is a thing that turns from a butterfly Into a moth. 1 Horsepower Is the distance a hors can carry one pound of water In an hour. The earth revolves on Its own axis 305 times In twenty-four boars. This rapid motion through space causes its sides to perspire, formlag dew.—Uni versity Correspondent Senate and Lords. The British house of lords Is a sur vival of the ancient aristocracy of tbe kingdom, which for a long time, was supreme In all national matters. When the democratic sentiment won a place for Itself In tbe shape of the house of commons the natural and apparently Indestructible conservatism of the Brit ish people bold on to the boose of lords aa a check upon tbe commons and a perpetual reminder of tbe ancient insti tution. The senate of the United States was the result of the compromise strode between the Nationalists and States' Rights parties In the convention that formed the constitution. Some wen for merging the representatives In a single body, while otben Insisted upon tbe second chamber (the senate) as a recognition of the political eqoallty of the states. Lasksd Something. "You Germans have no sense of hu mor," said an American. "Try me and see." said the German. "Well," said the American, "you know America Is the home of very large things—tbs highest mountains, the greatest waterfalls"— "Ob, yes, yes, yes," said the German. "And our tnee," continued the Amer ican, "an so tall that la order to see to the top of thejin one man looks as far op as be can, and another man begins' when the lint man leaves off and looks up to tbe top." 'But dst vass no Joke dst vsss a lie." A Boston Correction. Bilklns had recently moved from New York to Boston. The other morning ho wont to tbe butcher's. "Give me a nice porterhouse," be or dered. "Extremely sorry, sir," said the pro prietor of the establishment urbanely, "but we an not giving anything away this morning."—Harper's Weekly. The Truth. Fesr Is not In the habit of speaking truth. Wben perfect sincerity Is ex pected, perfect wisdom most be allow ed. Nor has any one who Is apt to be angry when he bean tbe troth any cause to wonder tbst he doee aot hear It.—Tscltus. Tee Healthy. "Do you believe that mooquitoee car ry mslarlaV" "Not the mosquitoes around ben," answered Farmer Corntoasel. "They couldn't possibly do It snd lie so heslthy."- Washington Star. Penlsteacy Is tbs road to succsss. Tbe only known exception to this rule Is the case of ben sitting on china egg.—Exchsngt. Often the Case. "A man should think twice befon be spesks." "And woman tbns times bsfsn she sings."—Hsrper's Weekly. Fisns snd Estimatss. Inquiring 8ui-Pop, is an archltaot an artist? Pop (who hss just bad a uew bouse liuilti—| guess so. They ssy artists are perfect children about money matters. You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself into one-Homo Notes Pound the tot. This stoqr Is told by a msa- who dis likes nothing so mnch as to be asked questions: "My little girl Is very fond of sea ahdls," he said, "and, having been called to Atlantic City on business one day. I took advantage of tbe oppor tunity to run down to the beach to see It I could pick up a few. I was stroll ing along tbe sand, gathering a few ahdls and pebbles, which I placed In my handkerchief, wben along came one of those old idiots who ask questions with their mouths which their eyes could answer. He smiled upon me and said: 'Fine day. Isn't It? An you gathering shells?' 'No,' I snapped bach, saying the test thing that popped Into my mind Tin looking for a set of false teeth I lest while In bathing.' "He expressed his sympathy, and then his face lit up as his eye caught sight of a pink and white object on the sand. 'Well, I declare! Hen they an nowr he exclaimed, and, sun enough, he picked up a set of false teeth lying right at his feet I was too surprised to do anything hot grab them aad put tbem In my pocket The fun ny part of It Is that I never had a tooth pulled in my life. I wonder whom that (Use set belongs to."—Philadelphia Becord. He Believed the Bey. A judge was explaining to a young student friend the Intricacies of evi dence. He Illustrated well the case of conflicting evidence—how wben tbe statements of two witnesses an op posed tbe more probable statement Is to be accepted. "Usually In conflicting evidence," he said, "one statement Is far mon proba ble than the other, so that we can de cide easily which to believe. It Is like the boy snd tbe bouse hunter. A bouse hunter, getting off a train at a sub urban station, said to a boy: "My boy, I am looking for Mr. Smlthson's new block of semidetached cottages. How far are they from hen.' 'About a twenty minutes' walk,' the hay replied. "Twenty minutasr exclaimed the house hunter. 'Nonssnse! The adver tisement says Ave/ "•Well/ said the boy, "you can be lieve me or you can believe the adver tisement but I ain't tiyln' to make no aale.' "—Cincinnati Enquirer. A Dish of Tea. In reference to a note about a "dish of tea," it may be mentioned that "dish" throughout the eighteenth cen tury was a colloquialism for cup. In faahlonable houses at lint and for long, tea was drunk from a cup with out a handle brought from China. Tbe vessel was termed a dish. Wben tbe Chinese cup was first copied by Eng lish potters, the convenience of a han dle was added. Tbe saucer also was brought from China. It received the name because of its resemblance to the English saucer, a platter In which sauce was served. The familiar gibe, Isaucer eyes," was originally Inspired by the sauce saucer long befon Lord Arlington gave the first tea party In England in Arlington House, wben Buckingham palace stands, at the Res toration period.—London Chronicle. Bestruetive Musis. A member of tbe beard of directors of tbe Metropolitan Opera House tells a story that be had from one of the musicians attached to tbe orchestra then. It appean that a friend of the wife of the musician had during a call on the latter Inquired as to the hus band's taste In musical matters. Among other things she wanted to know what operas the musician liked beet to play. "I don't know much about dot" said the better half who was at the time busily engaged In darning an old shirt, "but I do know somet'ings. Voteffer he likes I like not doa Wagner operas. Dey sounds veil enough, but dose clothes—ach! He neffer yet comes home from dot Wagner opera dot he haf not torn a place In his poor old shirts. I bnfer tbe Italian operas." A Dangsreue Peat. For a feat of dexterity and nerve It would be difficult to surpass that of the Boejesman of South Africa, who walks quietly up to a puff adder and deliberately sets bis ban foot on Its neck. In Its struggles to escape and attempts to bite Its assailant tbe poi son gland secretes large amount of tbe venom. This Is Just what tbs Boejesman wants. Killing the snake, he eats the body snd uses the for bis snows. Where Ma Wae Strict. Little Girl—My mamma is awful atrlct. Is youn? Little Boy-Orful. Little Girl—But ebe lets you go any where you wsnt to and— Tattle Boy Ob, she ain't strict with me. Little Girl-Then who Is she strict with? Little Boy—Ps. Wasteful. Grasper (a very canful man)—No, I should never allow my daughter to marry a journalist He alwaya wastes one eide of tbe paper. And still leu ahould she wed a poet He doeen't even goto the end of tbe line. Hew to Stop Neee Bleed. When the bellboy responded to the slgnsl he found the elderly V®1" you have tbe occa *ot ihe Contest Notice. DEPARTMENT OP T1 „. UlflTSD J5TATFS I \vr, lire HlSVARCK. X. I»„ rVT.r,! A sufficient contest ifti l. 1 SilUnw1!--®*-6-b? iU" March 12. S T»P-f Innle «ed th goned said enfry has continued for more Uru ''r'tn".i ment In rtc army States In time of ir: said H'.fl- '-"'M by notltted to appear tvsunui Huse, J.—Winona. from an old pbysl eUn in Mexico." ~x#w York Press. b**-i taonce touching said ,oir"r*v-1 5" m.\°" April 3. luo.*. before lv "'dockI by, liuttea States commiJ.: *. •ce In Linton. Xonii lukou li.V! bi-of.l hearlngwin Iw I,elil „t 10 'v' a at I Ao«l 10. im. before the rt'-Msk, Bismarck. X. r. Andrus. \Y on left 0 celver at U.e I'nlu-d State, "J u"d *.| 1 ••IBce :tll The said contestant haviinr i, I affidavit Sled lJecenil.t 1" i.'. :l facts wi.tch si.ow ti,' Jr .r personal service of ti„, ""i.."I made, tl hereby unit-red ^T,HUt,?Do* thftttuch notice be jriven bv.inV ?ireefetl publication. .luilN -•AtTKKU--^lp"l Ki-C'-lvff. NIEE BRAND COLUMN. lAuj uiie paying a wars nm.. v- KJvar.ce can have lits tork )-r-- 5 1 In this column.] t.r.m.lsd.-^nh, H-W.-Kradd.-'k. II i_,r shoulder, fat tie. IU-, |,ip AnhlpJOSeP,'~Wlnnn:i- rlN A "1 «8h| ll.-flale at tie l.runilvd side. Ilorx-* Siramlert' .r.u small size of above l.raiid, on Backhaus. Herman J.into-i horses. on left.hip. Baker, W.—Livona. Cattle, 7 cnUfthi^l under outer half of ritiht out. Horses,2 on left shot, hj.f S a 0,N Bakkcr. Anna-Hull. Cattle, aR (iollu. Selher) on right hi|. U»in«d Baker, John—Haze)ton. I'attle-init 11 and combined on left side. Baumgartncr. John—Stra,)uir" horses. on left t.'ut it* aufl hip. Baiter, Wm.-Bniddock. ll,,r.i-»,„] on right thigh or c,u,. hip -"'i-'ep, siriii Of end of under side cuinui of right enr. L4oiJ Bern. August —Itraililo. k. right bin. Brooks, C. F.. \Viiu'heter. left shoulder. TV'S. "n I'attl,. ,:,me I,rand Dip. Burbace, Jamer- Cutiie, iefl ll( Honea.£on left this1,. Brummel, o.--We«tfieid. su,.p. ,kl| •ar of wathen and left cr of ew«. 1 Clark, Joseph-Dale, cmue, efti,j„ Caswr, D. W.-Gavton Cattle, l.ftrllj Horses, same brand on left 7 shoulder.T Compaan, Abel—Westlieid. mil,. imji combined on right hip. Coovar.C.E.—Gletieue Cuttle. 1 nnleftrlb llones. 11 on left shoulder.-f Davis Bros. (Beaver Creek Stc Karm)-L Linton. Cattle snd Imrse,. on righfl hip. Davis, J. B.—llazelton. cattle. entniiintHUd on right hip. Doatschlaff, Lewis— llraddnek. Caitie, n* left hip and 7 on rl|{ht ulile. Hortra. Du laft shoulder. Dornbuab, Louis—WeiitUI.I, Caule, LO com bined on right hip. Fischer, Jakob—Kieitr Cuttle. IJ on Irfl hip. Horses, same »n left sho H3 ulder. Frederick, .las.—llazelton. Cam? 31 nl left hip. 1 Goughnour, John—Bismarck. Cattle luvl PQ brand (known as "I.ogchain-Hnnl Brand") on left hip. Gravink, H.—Westfield. Cuttle, left hid Groan, Wm. 1'.—Hull Cattle, W on rlrli thigh. Hansen. A.—llazelton. Cattle. on Irlj hip. Haggard, Ben—Emtnnneburg left side. Halt, Jerry,—WinoiiH. on left side. Iledblad, Olof—Tell. Hsroll, (i. A.—I.lnton. hip. Herolz, It..).—Linton. Cattle. I "I Cstlle AIHI horse*, I2S Cattle. J2 "11 left Cattle. 73 0,1 th* rift'1! Cattle. A and cotnl bined on right hip. Crown horses, saoii brand on right shoulder. Youni: !iorwJ on inside of ri^ht front !c£. Cattle and horses. (combination li and .l)on rlsht hip. Int Veldt, A.—WeMfield. Sheep, ears split «rJ tlrely 111 two parts left exr on evea, rfetf ear on wethers. Klabunde. G. A.— lia/.eiton. Cattle horses. KX on Iefl hip. Kurtz. S. E.—llazelton. Cattle ami rses| (lazy seven) on left rib* liarvliaiit. W..J.—I.iiiton. Cattle ribs. a A on right liip. on rt|U Itaenlder, Wliliitiii—luuuioiisburg. Cuttle till borww, 011 riifht hip. itiidctlfl Mandlgo. W. \V.—Hraridock. IforM tie,open triangle on left liip Mlkesell, .1. W.-Hradlork. KM| Cattleanfl horslis, dl itnorid in «SK acliamondf on left hip. Morford. M. B-—Hampton.—i'attle. curves Instead of angles at tnp) nn ngbf tilde of neck. Muench. Wm.—BmntonalHirir. '*u!e. 1 left liip. Ilorxe*, "'uMilder. Naftden, C.—Winona. Caule. N (I»****. open corners) on left tide. Horse*, brand (small) on left hoof. O'Flyiin, .lolm—Winona. CatiW\ ^1 011 shoulder. Horses, on I«*ft liip Peterson, A. B.—Armstrong. Cuttk. Poniel| hip. Patrle, A. L.—Linton How »nd •««l| have this brand on ritsiit iiH' Pollock, K. Y. & Sou*.—Pollock. *1" i'"1'1! on right hip. Portia. John-Winona. Hor«e-, 4 •''•"J rfar. Cattle. 44 on left side, ami *onit on left shoulder. Putnam, C. O Winona. Cattle, DC id ribe. Horses, on left 'hmiiilfr Rathbun. C. Hoi-m-. 76 J—Linton. blned on left shoulder. 1 right hip. attk'. 1 brand on left liip. Ben.kern, G. \V.—Westlleid. Cattle, 1 Bice. H. E.—Pollock, pa*, l»- /'"'.ll'ijjl horses, branded on '"111 with this brand. Rypkema, Biemor-West Held, on right shoulder. Horses on right ribs. Bush, llazelton. hair h™"11M rattle. 41 I 0:1 Iefl Horses, 41 on left shoulder. Spauldlng, Ilarrie-Ciayton. cajiliJ^sL with large S on right-lni». H"™"I on right shoulder. Suverly, Geo. A.—Oayton. Cat tie ami ll0rs Todd. James—Gayton. Caul S on right shoulder. Tough, David-il rses. It r:i ii 'f traveling msn standing in tbe center of tbe room holding a handkerchief to bis nose, from which the blood wss oozing. "Give me a slap alongside of the head, good and hard," said tbe elderly man, turning his face toward the bov and apeaklng with difficulty. "But. sir, l"~ "Don't stop to talk," sputtered the tnvellng man. "Slap me, I tell you," again holding his bead forward. The boy hesitated for a moment, then tim idly alapped the man's fsce. "Harder!" commanded tbe smitten one. The boy hesitated no longer, but with bis open pelm dealt tbe msn.a vigorous blow "That's better," grunted tbe goiy one as be nmoved tbe handkerchief and after a test found the bleeding bad Mopped. "I'm subject to these attacks ef nose bleed." he explained to the a« toalahed youth, handing hihi a tip. I have tried all sorts of nmedles, but nothing acta more promptly tban a blow alongside the bead. Tbe shock eoems to panlyse the ruptured blood jewels, snd they qult^qrk at once. anil 11°^ 1,11 li T" hip. Cattle, same liraioi 0L'll'" Van Heukoloni. J. B.. vv,./\"il,,|'i'r brlnd'"' on left hip. Horses. VH hair left hip. Van Soest, II.—Hull. Cattle, l,'fl i"J' Van 8oe»t, M.-Hull. Cattle. S r'«w Waller, A. M.—Hampton. Caule. hip. Weller, E. C.—Hampton. H"t» right shoulder. Cat lie. satin left hip. 3C Venter. P. II.-llazelton on left side. r:Tiid on rtfHl roanf-l Whalen. G.—Ptrusburg. liip. llorses, same brand 11,1 on right side. f" Wollmann. Jacoh— Winona, llor-rf" WILL'S SILVEK SEEDS TREES! Cuuvi\^ COLOR5. All HARDY ACCLlM*- 1 SEEDS AND TKEE I OSCAK H. WILL & COM PA BISMARCK. NORTH AKUJ VXunch served at 1 ihe Llntou Bakery.