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Liverv, Feed and Sale Stable
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LIN l'ON
MALONEY. Proprietors.
FOR SALE.
NORTH DAKOTA
First-Class Rigs, Good Driving Horses, Reasonable
Rates, Prompt Servioe.
Give Us a Call When You Want Anything in the
Livery Line.
GALLOWAY and ABERDEEN
ANGUS BULLS.
Yearlings and Two-Year-Olds. All Subject to
Registration. Terms to Suit.
At O. O. JOHNSON RANCH, 3: Miles East
of Linton.
j. w.
The Lyon Elevator,
Linton, North Dakota,
Handles That Reliable. First- Class
Article.
CLIMAX FLOUR
This Flour has held its own against
all competition for twenty years. Call
and get a sack and you will thereafter
have no other.
A. R. MGORE, Agent.
LINTON HflZELTON
LAND COMPANY
Offices in Linton m'l 11
melton
Lirgr t.ist of Improved and Unimproved Lands. Also, •It
si ruble Hunches. Prices from S/ to $25 per acre
:rr t's a. rail before you, purchase. Land shown free of
charge, whether or not you buy
A ppiy to L. Du Heaume, Linton, N. D.
New Model 10 Visible
SMITH PREMIER
The only front- stroke machine
having a complete straight line key
board.
The only front- stroke machine
having a removable platen.
The only front-stroke machine
having interchangeable carriages.
The only machine with a gear
driven carriage and easy erasing facil­
The only machine having practic­
every operation controlled from
the keyboard.
The only machine that combines a
decimal tabulator and column-finder.
These features are so necessary
that other typewriters will eventually
come to them. Why not get the ma
chine that has them now—the Smith
Premier?
W rite for information.
^Incorporated.j
South Seventh Street
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Minneapolis, Minnesota.
MARCH.
FOR
CVpvrh HTII (1910)
B. KirTH.,}'
have you heard about the hog
Since it is worth its weight in gold
I They keep a heater in its pen
And give it quinine for a cold.
I You wouldn't know the lucky brute
Since pork went up to thirty cent-,
They pet it so and keep it in
Such unheard-of magnificence.
I The farmer always tastes the food
To see if it will make him ill.
I And rich and appetizing soups
Are given it instead of swill.
The best and roost expensive foods
Are set before it without stint,
And indigestion is forestalled
By capping them with creme de
mint.
You wouldn't know it for a sty
The hog is quartered in to-day.
It has a ventilating fan.
A roof, a skylight and a spray:
And how it sleeps, eats, drinks and
feels.
And how to safeguard it from
harm.
Is all they think and talk about
These piping days upon the farm.
The farmers lie awake o' nights
Devising prophylactic troughs.
The doctors fly from farm to farm
Examining hiccups and coughs:
And nowadays when farmers meet
Each other out upon a jog
Their first and most solicitous
Inquiry is, "How is your hog?"
March was the favorite month of
the old Romans and the beginning
of their year. It was named for
Mars, their god of war, and con
tinued to rank the other months un
til 44 B. C., when the peace party
in the senate allied with the insurg
ents and reduced it to third place on
the calendar. Brutus and some ofh
ers cared less for war and more for
business: so they made Jaunarv,
named for the Two-Faced Janus,
the beginning of the year, and the
month of Februus. who typified the
dark and evil ways of business, to
immediately follow. Caesar, who
was speaker of the senate, stood pat
on the old calendar upon the ground
that while war,assome one had said,
is hell, business, when it reaches the
trust stage, is a good deal heller.
A few regulars of the war party
supported him, but the allies were
irresistible, and he was finally
stabbed.
Revising the calendar was as great
an issue in Roman politics as revis
ing the tariff has become in oui own.
and more than one brave leader laid
down his life for the division of time
as he thought it ought to be or his
party had pledged. The Romans
discovered very early in their history
that it is in the nature of man to re
vise something, and they finally
agreed upon the calendar as the
thing over which the politicians
could fight with the least damage to
the peace and prosperity of the peo
ple as a whole.
The melancholy days will pass,
and spring will come again to
freshen up the faded grass and wake
the hearts of men. The groundhog
will awake again indorsed, upon
the whole—and the geese will march
across the sky to see about the pole.
The thrill of Bpring will run along
the backbone of the calf. He'll buck
and dance upon the mead and hoist
his hinder half. He'll dream of
blooming clover fields and waving
curlvdock, and gambol with his rigid
tail stuck up at 6 o'clock.
The blithesome rneadowlark will
sing the glories of the dawn, and the
robin will turn somersets upon the
greening lawn. The spring-intoxi
cated colt will do-si-do about, the
festive frog will wake to help the
Weather Bureau out, the poor con
sumer will rejoice and hope for bet
ter luck, the meat trust sit around
and damn the coming garden truck.
On the 4th Mr. Taft will celebrate
his first anniversary in the White
House with a masquerade. There
has never been a masquerade there,
but Mr. Taft is very anxious to have
everybody come, and. in view of the
unsettled political conditions, the
Ballinger-Pinchot controversy and
some other things, he feels that as
long as nobody can determine posi
tively who else is present, there will
be no occasion for any one staying
away. Pink tea will he served, and
there will be a picture of Mr. Roose
velt under the coal pile in the base
ment. Take-offs on the consumer.
I allusions to June 15, costume canea
1 tures of Speaker Cannon and other
cussedness that democrats, insur
gents or Pinchot men may be up to,
will be censored at the door.
And then the ides will come around
In sorrowful progression,
And ail the peanut carts will form
In annual procession.
1
he "i! whistle up and down the
street
Their shrilly admonition.
And bid us think upon the price
Of temporal ambition.
.1
It terrible the way we are dis
heartened by example. It matters
not which way we turn, we always
see a sample of some one like us who
aspired at unaccustomed angles, and
always got it in the end where Cora
wore the bangles. Yc-u know the
Romans understood our metes and
1 limitations, and what foois are we
that aspire above our lowly stations,
They used to have a man to meet
the victor heme from battle and
mount behind his chariot, amid the
I din and rattle, and. while his vanity
was roused with great acclaim, to
chortle and keep repeating in his
ear. "Remember, vou are mortal!"
They kept a lot of Romans straight
That otherwise had strayed:
But. anyway, the seventeenth
The Irish will parade
In memory of him who did t••••v
For Irish snakes the same
As Roosevelt is doing now
Ruwenzori game.
Mr. Morgan will continue his flight
from Haliey's Comet, passing
through Paris about the 5th. Mr.
Rockefeller, emboldened by his es
cape from Judge Land is, will not
run. It is likely, however, that his
benefactions will discreetly increase
as the comet continues to approach.
Mr. Carnegie will also give away
money on a larger scale now.
The moon will be on the celestial
equator on the 12th. This will be a
fortunate combination for Pinchot,
and he may be able to make a point
that some of the rest of us can see.
The Spring Equinox will come on
the 21st. The storm will be central
around Ballmger's job, and will con
tinue until the 25th, when the moon
will be full. If the sky is clear we
shall be able to see whether he is
still on said job. and, if so, what is
probably holding him up.
And then the April wind will blow
From Araby afar.
And on the 1st we shall recall
What fools we mortals are.
Th« Forbidden Fruit.
The botanical curiosities of the Is
land of Ceylon are replete with varied
Interest. One if them is "the forbid
den fruit." or "Eve's apple tree." It9
native nam'- is diwi kadura, kadura
Eisrnifriiic "forbidden" and diwl "ti
gers." Tbe flower of this extraordi
nary production is said to emit a fine
went. The color of the fruit, which
bang* from the branches In a very pe
culiar and striking manner, is very
beautiful, being orange on tbe outside
VI O vw kalv Vw kOCUv
lng bad a piece bitten out of Jt. This
'•ircu instance, together with the fact
of its being a deadly poison, led the
Mohammedans on their first discovery
of Ceylon, which they assigned as the
site of paradise, to represent It as the
forbidden fruit of the garden of Eden,
for, although tbe finest aDd most
tempting in appearance of any, It had
been Impressed, such was their idea,
with the mark of Eve's having bitten
it to warn men from meddling with a
substance possessing such noxious
properties
It Is agreed on all sides that as a rule
humorous advertisements are to be
avoided. Business Is business, and the
businesslike ad. the one that couitfs
Nevertheless it is interesting to come
upon au odd, amusing or out of tbe
ordinary specimen—for instance, that
of the photographer who made a spe
cialty of baby photographs. His ad
vertisement read:
"Bring your dear little babies. Jf
they don't sit still I wont get cross.
I was a baby once myself."
AVhat is especially rare is to Had an
advertiser who win exiibit any candor
about the negative .jualUies of his
goods, it is all the more refreshfcg.
then, to peruse tbe announcement of
an innkeeper hi one of the smaller wi.1--
I fm 10 the best grub tits
ItnarUt affords. tut siiuplr clean beds
JUHi £»1 flXK.V -Vtlts vO SiOOp. 2«
cents to cat. Xootbpi.'ks and ice tratcr
tfcrcxn la. Try u£. by up. And if
cot ktv inii: :*'—I.ontlon AD*
swor..
v*
Country Journal.
It Didn't Fall Out.
"I see your hair !s failing out, eir,"
remarked the hairdresser, who was
getting ready to work the hair tonic
Idea on the customer.
"You don't see anything of the sort,"
rejoined his victim "What you see
Is tbe sequel to a failing out between
Mrs. Codgers and myself."—London
Answers.
Th« Tailor's Patron Saint.
The tailor's saint is St. John tt»
Baptist, but why we do not know, for,
as far as sacred writ informs us,
clothing was of camel's hair and a
leather girdle about his loins."—Tailor
and Cutter.
L.ii'm?.nt names as witnesses:
Will Becker, of Poiiock. S. D.
JoiT. Wilmot. of Dale, N. D.
Uiivor LaFave, of Dale, N. D.
Mo.rill Parker, of Dale. N. D.
—M. H. d't-weli, RegisU-r.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Serial No. i»92O.
Department
of
Dakota, on the 12th
Peter
Peter
Worktd Too Well.
A hotel proprietor, noticing that!
»ome of his customers were evidently
tryln to oat their suppers In the
*bertest possible t::r,e. Ie6t they should
I miss the boat whi*b was waiting at the
wbar:'. thought
December
1910.
James
January 1. 1910. ,.
N\ tice is hereby given that 5
John Me Bride.
the Interior,
.»:-Land Olfice at Bismarck. N.D.,
January 17, 1010.
N.tiee is htrtLy ph'cn that
Jacob Moch,
Of l.inton. North Dakota, who, on
Ju.. .2, h«'4, made Homestead En
try No. Serial No. 05925, for
the rDtulvAest quarter of Section 8.
To-» -hip 132 north. Range ~4 west
of ne Fifth Principal Meridian, has
r.k notice of intention to make
fin.. five- .ear proof to establish
cla- it to the land above described,
before Charel? I:'
rarley,
Claimant names as witnesses:
Henry Becker, of Pollock, S. D.
William Becker, of Pollock, S. D.
John Biddlecomb, of Winona,N. D.
1
aud a deep crimson within. The fruit Herrnan A. Beektr, of Poiiock, S. D.
Itself presents tbe appearance of hsv-
-M.
Why th« Whistle Hewlsd.
Passenger ion branch line/
does the engine always set up such a eL^-RIbedTbefore I.. "A. Weathorb^
piteous bowl at this particular spot?
nsy. why I
Guard-Ah. It was here tie engineer
first rr*t liU vrlfe -Kansas City
nal.
H. Jewell. Register,
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
(Serial No. 05257.)
Department of the Interior,
S. Land Office at Bismarck,N. D.
Januarv 21, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that
Ole Sathren,
Of Linton. North Dakota, who, on
October 17, 1903, made Homestead
Application No. 2''.131, Serial No.
05257, for southwest quarter of
Section 14, Township 133 north.
Range 7H west of Fifth Principal
Merdian, has filed notice of inten
ticn to make final five-year proof, to
f,-t_aclish
claim to the land above
Unjte(i gtales
„mmisgjoner
day of Mirth,
1910.
Claimant names as
witnessra:
Muench. of Linton. N. D.
Joachim, of Strasburg. N. D.
George
Joachim, of Strasburg,N. D.
Kasper Feist,
of Strasburg, N. D.
—M. H. Jewell, Register.
NOTICE
ma' Ve funny to
frigtteu thvia. AeeorUingiy he went
I into a back room and pave a rensark
»bly perfect imitation of a steamboat'#
whistle. The joke worked well. The
men beard the sound and rushed to
the b^at. The joker laughed ions and
loud until suddenly occurred to bin)
that the men had irone off without
paying for their suppers. Then be
stopped laughing.—London Town and
FOR PUBLICAION.
(Serial No. 06331.)
Department of the Interior.
U.S.Land
Office at Bismarck, N. D.,
January 3, 1910.
Notice is
hereby given that
Peter
Christenson.
Of Linton. North
Dakota, who, on
22,1904, made Homestead
Application No.
7ti west of
29614, Serial No.
06331, for northeast
tion 12.
quarter of Sec­
Township 133 north, Range
Fifth Principal Meridian,
has filed
notice
of
intention to make
final five-year proof,
to establish
claim to the land above
fore L. A. Weathert£,
United States
commissioner, at Linton,
North Da­
kota. on the seventh day
of March,
Claimant names as witnesses:
Charley
DeWitt,
of
Frank
Linton, N. D.
A. Muckler,
of
Linton, N. D.
Blewitt,
of
Linton, N. D.
Anthony
Magrum,
of
Linton, N. D.
—M. H. Jewell, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
(Serial No. 011131.)
Department of the Interior,
l*.
"hl«
S.
Land Office at Bismarck.N. D.,
January 13,1910.
Notice is
hereby given that
Josehph Weisbeck,
Of
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
(Serial No. 010S93)
Department of the Interior,
U.S.Land Office at Bismarck. N. I).,
Hague, North Dakota, who, on
December
28,1907, made Homestead
Entry
No. 39680, Serial No. 011131,
for
northeast quarter of Section 18,
Township
130 north. Range 74 west
of Fifth
Principal Meridian, has filed
notice
of intention
:v
Of L'die, North Dakota, who, on
November 13,1907. made Homestead
Entry No. 39365, Serial No. U10S93,
for Lots 3 and 4, Section Township
129 north. Range 7 west of Fifth
Principal Meridian, has filed notice
of mention to make final commu
tat'un proof, to establish claim to
the ..nd above described, before L.
A. '.'•"eatherby. United States com
n.i -ioner, at Linton, North Dakota,
on the eighth day of march, 1910.
to
commutation
claim to the
make final
proof, to establish
land
above
before
described,
P. G. Rooks, clerk of district
court, at
Linton, North Dakota, on
the
tenth day of March, 1910.
Caimant
names as witnesses:
Adam
judge and
ex-ufficio clerk of the county court,
at Linton, North Dakota, on the
two
if th day of March, 1910.
L\..imant name? as witnesses:
John Dockter, of Linton, N D.
Martin Dockter, of Linton, N. D.
Karrlina Horner, of Linton, N. I).
Wer.delin Horner, of Linton, N. D
—M. H. Jewell, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
(Serial No. 010992.)
Department of the Interior,
U.S.Land Office at Bismarck, N
at Li
Hulm, of Hague. N. D.
Franz
Hulm, of Hague, N. D.
Adam
Zahn. of Hague. N. D.
Konstant
'nl
tiln Nunh I)aku, 1 cn lht, twe,fth
day of March, 191
u.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Jour­"
Humor In Advertising.
Ci.arlie DeWitt, of Linton, N. D.
William T. rooks, of Linton, N. D.
(.Me iuulson. (if Lir.ton, N. I).
A:h-.r.y Magrum. of Linti n. N. D.
.\1. H. Ji.\v i.-!:, Register.
NOTICE FOR PI'MLICATION.
(Serial No. i(l! 7.".i
Department :he Interior.
Land Office at Bismarck, N. D.,
.lanuai 2*, 1»11.
Notice is hereby !iwn that
Aii'siu.s Oro*/..
oi
I HI
EL
for
U!
-•I.
'"as!. :r.\ .V nh Dakota, who,
,riI 2!'. 'i.", ir.ydi' Homestead
Nn Serial No. 0tH 7.*»,
,ots 1 and 2 an.l rurtiuasl quar
tun thwe.»,t qiiurur of Section
wnship 1:1 north, Ran«e 77
of the Fifth l'rincii.al Meridian.
States who was «?vidently burning with has n.ed notice of intention to mal
a desiro to tell tbe exact truti: about Fit"' Commutaton Proof, to e.stah.
his establishment: list" Ciaim to the land above de
"Xot the largest Hotel in the
town.iser
.d, before P. vi. Rooks, clerk
not newly furnish*], throughout, co1of dis'rict court. at Linton, North
Zahn, of Hague, N. D.
—M. H. Jewell, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
(Serial No. 05297.)
Department of the Interior,
U. S. Land Office at Bismarck, N.D.,
January 18, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that
John Dockter,
Of Linton. North Dakota, who, on
November 4, 1903, made Home
stead Entry No. 26347, Serial No.
(•5297, for east, half of northeast
quarter and east half of southeast
quarter of Section 24, Township 132
north. Range 75 west of Fifth Prin
cipal Meridian, has filed notice of
intention to make final five-year
proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before Charles B.
Carlev, judge and ex-officio clerk of
the county court, at Linton, North
Dakota, on the twelfth day of
March, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Jacob Moch, of Linton, N. D.
Wendclin Horner, of Linton, N. D.
Martin Dockter, of Linton, N. D.
Jacob Rau, of Linton,N. D.
-M. H. Jewell, Register.
WILL Su%v,s
ILL
II
I
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XrrllV
January 4, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that
George E. Middleton,
Of Winona, N\ D., who, on Decem
ber 6, 1907, made Homestead Appli
cation No. 39504, Serial No. 010992,
for east half of southeast quarter of
Section 9, Township 129 north,Range
78 west of Fifth Principal Meridian,
has filed notice of intention to make
finai five-year proof, to establish
claim to the land above described,
before L. A. Weatherbv, United
States commissioner, at Linton,
North Dakota, on the eighth dav of
March, 1910.
Linton Hive, No.
O
try £l ir.c 4-ti Wedtielc?-!".
of each .month. at ft
surname luv.Wd.'"
Mr, A. M. britu. I..
•Mr?. U. X. Ttimer. 1:
C. O SMITH.
I' F. I T.
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CIGARS HATH Ro,
CITY ARISE It SII()I
A M. BK1TTS. l'ri.prtfior.
&T Laundry 8a*ki-t L-uve .,r.
oi. r/ /."/o.v.
PHYSICIAN AM) 1 K«.KON.
LINTON, NttUTII DAKHH,
$y*Di«eases o? the Kv«- ui v«»n
described,be­
ti
atteii-
tion. Office WurluinU-r'*. I'll injury T*
phones: Oflkv, 41.' U'-mo* \.v. -I
taunons County Abstract Compac,
I.. A. WF.ATHRICH Y. om.-ui AlMrv\,
AliM I'iH't?. «.»f A l/m(is
Town Lots iti v.i.ty rar:: ail-:
Haoch Lands for N..t*rv f'ub iv airei-•
for American ?M»rriy pan'v N. Y-rl"
TUBULAR WELLS.
NINE YKARS* EXPERIENCE
SATISFACTION UA KANTEED
Agent for Electric Plow and Thrash
ing Engines
FRANCIS JASZKOW1AK.
No. 421 TwelfthSt., Bismarck. N.T
E E A
Watchmaker
.v-. and
now
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REGULARRECIP-
ULLUO IENT AND ARE IX
ASD TERESTED IN THE
TLTRRO HARDIEST SEEDS,
IKRR\ TREES AND CORN.
I IILlaV Write at once to
D„
OSCAR H. WILL & CO.,
Bismarck, North Dakota.
Winter is now lieiv. Art* \mi
to We one of the erowd to get eautrht itli an
kMI'l (OAL BIN AN are now tiHin/
ours to the roof, and you had better let us ti.v
yours in the same way. You eun rims .1m ymn
share toward avoiding a eoal t'ainin.- t'ni
winter... Don't delay, but see us mnv.
Call on I's for Your
Storm Doors and Windows.
GOODRIDGE-CALL LUMBER COMPANY,
DACOT0H LUMBER COMPANY, flgents.
Jeweler
ttepainni: SperiaiLv
Call at Hie Stone Drugstore.
Linton, North Dakota
E. H. HARDT
Painting.
Decorating.
Sign-Painting.
Carriage-Work,
Paper-Hanging.
All Work Strictly Cuar.'iritced.
See Him About Your Work.
Linton, North Dakota.
SMITH & IRVINE
Undertaking and Embalming,
Furniture and CasKets.
Personal and prompt attention' to'"all
telephone orders.
Linton, North Dakota
GOf\L! GOAL!
INCHES'!
Repeating Shotguns
INDORSED by the
U. E.
nance Board.
by Charles G. Spencer,
all other trap shooters
Ord-
The choice
over
450,000
of
Sportsmen. Used
who led
in 1908 with
the unprecedented record of 96.77
for
**.175 targets and by five out
of the first eight
men for the year.
Winchester Shotguns
are cafe,
a
THE REPEATERS THAT OUTSHOOT ALL OTHERS.
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sure,
are