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i* wouid he be able to stacd an
Oi'f-r lin fyjii'l'-re'] No. 1.
An, would he?' echoed No. 2.
'JM-y lua him In tLo nun again,
he f-MijeaJed.
"Ati," remarked No. 1. "T think ^e
outrhi to let hir/i cet ?a bit stronger be
fore v.f r:iit into hirn."
"Confound your palaver!" ga« ^-d
the patient, Btartin^ up.
EXPOSURE BROUGHT IT ON.
Thou»andt of Sold'ert Contract'itf
•,• Kldne/ Trouble in the Civil War.
John T. Jones, F'&uls Valley, Ok)a.,
•ayH "The harrJ hjpa ar.d exposu-^ I
^nd'ired In the Civil War ar wfa'-n
•ervliig aB a scout und*-r iiill Cody,
brought on
kidney trouble. I
was confined to
bed for days ar.d
the pain through
my back and
limbs was the
worst I ever expe
rienced. The kid
ney secretions
were profuse, fi!l
id with blood and burn'-d terribly. I
became ak arid d'-bllltatr-d. Soon sift
er bfgan taking I^oan's Kidney i'llis.
Improved and It wan not long before
wan a wdl man.'
Kemember the name—Ix^an'B
Kor Rale by a'l dealers. oO r^n4R &
hoi. Fouter-MIIbum Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Back to the Wild.
Tb"re wau a time when all dogs
were wild and when what we ca]l
v/oJveH were different from other dogs
only ah a rolhe now Jx different from
a Newfoundland, lor Intstanre. rorn
time to time you will hear of dosfx
that have returned the life of tne»r
an'*e»'orK and hav- run wjid with tne
wolv«'h of the prairie or of the woods.
In the town of ?jndy In Oregon a
greyhound one nignt made i.ve a'
qualntaiiee of a eoyote, wnieh Ie a
kind of wolf, and ever tiIJ-.H he hais
Ilv^d away from the town, rjc.ig
with the royoteu and approar.bJr.g j
man dwellfog-plaeea only to k'eal a
hen or two when he b&e been nor%
than ujiually hungry.
A Touch of Family Life.
When the country youth propobed
to the rjty girl, he r'--« v«d 'Le con
ventional an?iurarje that the would be
hln hlnter. It happened that this youth
hud idKierH at home and knew exactly
blH prlvllegeK. no he klKb-d her. At
thl» juncture »he availed herself of
the r*lK»*'rly right to a'l out to lather
that brother *an teanlng her. Father
rejipoiid«*d In good, muM uiax «-arye»
Then the new brother =nd kjk^-» rela
tion v.aji dlKKolved by mut-jal eontenU
-Judge
You Can't Tell
Ci.'-errnl j|
ttiln^H iyfe?
ftjlrjfo'i» Oj/'ir/ilhi— A!l right:
of
HEN Captain Mi!ea
ctaoais-i:, "with bis lit*
of iC tv
cy piims!, discoTered
the fir« fresh wa-:er
crcrt-ered by tie
vfaySowfr explorers
b-'r.^r
JcMafeW fr'.f
In hand
f'.ht! Can't (oirii.l.'iln bit!
''tj'-eifol I I '.Veil, tb
'•«r! j|rjly jji-v/u! with
thlnK'' urc t.Imply —i'ljck
MORE THAN EVER
Incrcated Capar.it/ for r/enul' tsbif
blnr.e Lej/my Off C'Jfte.
Many former co.'fw,
InU'-rH
havo n.ental v.oric to p-Mor :. day
aft'-r )uy, have joum] a t.u-r rapaci
ty h'-'l K'eater i-Ml'irarj' by uk!ig
I'OK. I I Inat.ead of
IJlIno!'.'. writes:
"1 had
'Jciiik
o»:
fr,r about twen­
ty yea:*, and )!.'ialiy had what the
O'/r.'or 'hi.i hi art..' 1 v/as
lu f.n .it a ,ij 11'jly dec.porjd'-n!
bad lltrie uii.n'itl or phyiial Btr'-ngtli
lef', (iad
hidi.'-y
troublo and coiiKtllia-
firm notlreai!: b'-nefit derived
'l.e rh.'ujfce
JJ IJITI I
1 r. i'ot-.tiim
y.-an lie .ji a'Morj of the kidii'-y
a/id M.'V: el«.
In 'v.n
v.n-kii my |jeut
improved and my
nerve* meaoy
"'i'h«T 1 eamtj i-kh 'lr-!'.pond nt„
f!,d t/.e d'i:ire to bo ft'-llvo nnalti
fc!.o»(-d proof lit renewed piiyuleal and
r.'t' ntai
K'
rrfiij'.h.
I iitn M•adiiy raining in pliyhl' ai
r'r'-riijiti arid brain power. 1 forrneily
,ar^:-g £t 'ts.:
is b*!'evei to be E^st
K&r^ :r*•*•/. cc ti.e shores cf Cay*
Co*. tbe ifcrty ?a*. ted dr«.r.k.
ts rtccrsa 11 Lis Jo"un.&
cr y.orj:
'•We wfr? fcfinl g!*/: &sd dmske
ccr first Er.rUai *s:er v!u:
5rL:gM as feter drs^ke crtit
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ber I-C. It.O, a.rouzd" 'a *re cf r^sa
fras tri p:*- -«iich E-fi-ec
berth fa-eet axd Jtro^g-"
ere a tie to feaft os wi:d fs-wl az:
". enicori }i le^ty. &s have ti•:
cair.^ a.f *r »-vrLL*.' the 7.*"•*£
cr.t f-.r •_ fcr^s'tJ cf the
T.-:*h ra.:ie. lt. the -vh'irs
with fi£h^-s verv rr.uc-1 s.*
of th% i/.t'e
**A\ of
Pllzri:z.
:.!s
and ?a f.-d his frarc^r MI -e
ro'-i rt oid: *»e lii it
land who th^
I'Z&yfTX'T'e cahlri '.in.-i first
Kt. cS
perEpiriUoii of
cr.
ut'-r
Although r.'t se: 0own ".aw*
ar.iiii^ai fLC'1? r.. &r. *.r.rre -t
trie co-bt tr.at
TL&z.ts.z'.riz.z
U.T lie iay
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CO
you take rne for—a tb^eise?"
day s-s
:r.o^u to us 1.' .,e r^^t td lt.5
origin !n ar^ a* ::.F :re.d by the a^:!
'*y of t:.e :.«cr1r bar.-d to softer, the
f.rong wat*.rs r.f tie h^pdt&b'e Z,-::ch
with the r::.e *a:f:s cf t:.e Lfrw
worid. ty cr.aLce we F.ay? Or
to what cauie Kha. we credit the s-e
lection of t:,e la-t w« of N'.ve^h-r
r.f f».a.5 :r.? s^d .ri.rtr
wj* r-ttg-T'/ ioox'ti '-.r azc «.*«
&s CtTiE-.rr.&5. New
Vtaj- or lniej»aJ?5':® La
ie
r,f *be i?'.a*.J-c
car cf
oiL%r. It is Aa^r.cii 6-4 •jr.Jque E-- r
l&s one or rsort days e---: t-j c.^1
r»t« JLdet'.-ictacfe ?!.« rr=:.::-e rf
:o :•_£ i.-' -s- '-v c-
•±i.z.te
c-vur
cay a :*se cc'is*.
cay £Hrg",L 5
{.wvt'jii ifl ar./ iar.i. 7i=-^'i^riv -g
the :*«-r K-er-^f
Vi" *reT*-r you JL-jd
tie roon'h cf N~ve:i.rj
tbinks c:o!
W !:. £S
wio:
::.fcnc£3 you
*'^r -T
t'
5iid
at home or ai the hornA of"'
n-.jr. for s^T'.Zig cay, C.ubs, ho
is. &" tee to It that theirt
telf?, pub'iC iL^tit-tiOi
patror.F, r:.en: V-ts ?.r
a Fu: :p-?uo'J3 r-par-t f*
arid whenever and '^l*.
turkey graces tne bo^rd.
g.Tft
fier.evjeve and I were riding In a
tv r5f. ear, beaded away from Los An
reies and tlowly creeping across
D'-ati vtl}«-y. Our thoughts were with
lie !r,!kg at horr.e, who were getting
ready lor tie 'I bai.kifglvlng dinner, but
we v.'- taking ol other things. Words
t'e
y'.'jv
enjess thoughts are produc-
1:
tA"n ar.d. therefore, the conver
EiMOIi
.LKKl:''
}y:.-.xhy
I l'rjked around the car to see what
our "relations" appeared to bo Ilk®.
Just ba».k of our section was a young
man with a fretful baby, and little
li.ire y-ar old girl. He seemed so
who tired, but patient, though
onLr.nry An
Illd riK iitnl work and had to glvo It tip pha»ln upon thu material prosperity of
on ar.-oiint. of rofr..!, 1ml hIij iiHlng th" Kulird Stale:! than upon lu tre
I'ot'turri I am doing hard mental labor mendoua social and moral opportunl
wlih lftHD fatigue it,aIl
UV(.r
thr
«baVe irttrrt
cay,
pOeti li.e
great,
The turk-'-y SHOUID B-? OT NATIOCA bird, a.3 it
Is or, rather, wafc everywhere In a wild state,
and helped the original eoloLl?.t3 to provide for
their famines. It hag for lr/j years been the chief
feature at a..! Imponant strictly America ban
'jueti. and may be £af-:y cilied our greatest na
tional food d*.jica-cy. Tne Spaniards In Florida,
French In J0'jl£iar a. F'Jlgr:x*s lit Cape Cod arid
founders of the V:ri*jn:a company ai} found the
wild turkey ready for the sport and table in this
tr.'jr new no me. an -ne American of today, from
the
tf:6'd'*r
of *he *7nits-d Spates to the hurn-
THE REUNION
A Story of a Thanks
giving in a Tourist
Car
B/ MINNIE E. OLIPHANT.
G'-nr-vleve turned to me
wl'b the t-mlle hh»» always wore when
a good plain plan had Just struck
ber.
reunion and Thanksgiving dm-
liy
oer"
by
Face*.
How can we?" I asked.
"I'll go around and tell thern that
IhU ie Thanksgiving, and we arc all
lailor.3. and they are invited to our
f"')on Ujr a family reunion, and that
tbej are to furnish their own share of
the dinner."
Ix/*
over
vnjir., ifiM.c.y •mail,tf
awkward,
with the children. I had heard him tell
the young man who wore a striped
sweater, and sat across the aisle, that
tiad just lost his wife and was tak
ing the children bae«k to their grand
mother in Ohio. The young man in
the sweater lolled around in his sec
tion, dividing his time between a mag
azine, the I.OH Angeles papers and the
der.ert scenery outside. Hack of him
sat a middle agnl Jew, who talked to
no one, and looked at nothing in par
ticular, as if he had forgotten where
hi) wan. jut't b'-tnre us was a young
lady, and all we knew about her was
that sho had gold' hair puffed out in
berore." ties. Kor bountiful crops and heavy
lo ad the little book. "Tho Uoad to exports, for high wages and IncruaMng
Wi-Hvlllc, In pkgs. "There's a Reason." values It l« well to be thankful In so
Kvrr rr.d
A
LABOUT T^MNKSERVIN&
DAY
ly loc-Ked over a goodly
LETT., FRESHENED in cold
•Bit-r C-5 i-c-urs, thea csrefun- -»-:pi'd dry and
il-laced 5a jot of cider to be" 15 minutes to the
IW-JSd
&
great
5-a cf r-o:k- roasted to a rich, golden
trc-n. to be served with ajjle sauce, and the
feat jre of the feast—a m"K- y. fattened to abcut
hhe 10-pc-iicu dark, the pride of the farmer and
tie Jcy cf his -wife.
The turkey, hatched in the farm and as care
!~y.'.y watchc-d as any member of the family, fat
tened on grain and mea! with a mixture of
chojpei r.'.t meats to give it the proper flavor,
ki'led cse week before the feast and hung in an
outhouse, where it is kept co'.d, but will not be
icjured by the frost, is brought in tbe night be
fore for 5nal treatment before being consigned to
the even.
The great bird is carefully picked and drawn,
the Interior wiped out, not washed, which would
destroy the favor, and filled with what Is known
in tbe country as "the stuffin'," a thick mixture
of eausaze meat, bread crumbs and eggs, with
Just a faint touch cf sage and onion. When pre
pared and placed in the huge oven to roast it
becomes the duty of one cook to watch the oven
and baste the roast until it is evident to tbe prac
tised c-ye of the heroine of many such conflicts
that the turkey is ready to be served with fresh
made cranberry sauce and a rich gravy, in which
all the giblets have been stirred with some well
balanced chestnuts. Now. everything being ready,
In—"
"No, no," Interrupted Genevieve
"wo don't want to go into the diner.
We want a 'make believe' family re
union here In our 'private' car." Then
turning to the young man, "Chocolate
and chewing gum aro acccptable. If
they are the best you have."
The man with the children had been
down to the end of the car, giving each
of them a drink, and returned to his
seat, just as Genevieve was ready to
put the matter before him.
"Wo aro to have a family reunion,"
she began, but seeing a shadow pass
over his face, hastened to add: "This
The Thankful Life
The Thanksgiving of a nation Is an
net of gracu truly Impressive In Its
Klgnliicarico. Tho more thoughtful
J''.h|• iof our I'l'uple will lay less cm-
nm tar as these things minister lo the
appear, from time time. Thry the spirit, the making of iiinn
«re ccaulB* true, u« (all al k,ul
:lU°
lateiMb
hood, the enriching of tho average ex
perience. Hut for tho enlargement
of our Ideals, the raising of the stan
dard or public duty, tho increasing
earo for the weak and tho immature,
tho recognition of responsibilities
higher than the mere piling up of in
dividual fortunes and a government
surplus—ror theso things we may well
give thanks. Turning our grateful
thoughts Into such channels we shall
bo saved from national Pharisaism
the back, and that she tucked her is Thanksgiving, and we are all away I saw the young man in the sweater
scolding locka up every few minutes from home, so my sister and I decided give the golden-haired girl a look that
with a slender, ringless hand. to play that you, and everybody else made me wonder if be had noticed her
And these were to form our family in this car, belong to our family, and dainty appetite and silence, or wheth
party.
While I was studying the people.
Genevieve was taking an inventory of
our supplies. baby reached out toward her. as If It ter's wedding, and I suppose that I
In this car, belong to our family, and
to invite you home to our section, for
a Thanksgiving dinner."
He saw what she meant, and the
Go on with your Invitations," I ad- I understood, too. Genevieve took the ought to add that I
am thankful I am
vised, "and, if they are accepted, I will little one In her arms. "You see that going to have a new brother next
lock after the table."
lhf-
front of our Jewish "friend to be." "I
beg your pardon," the began, "but I
want to invite you to come to our
Thariksglving dinner, and to furnish
your share of It."
"Thank you," he looked up and
smiled, a3 he lifted his hat, "but where
is your dinner to be?"
"Down there where my sister Is Bit
ting." She nodded her head In my di
rection. "Wo are going to have a fam
ily reunion."
"Where 13 your family?" Ills smile
broadened.
"All In this coach who will come."
Here the young man In the sweater
Ix-t'ii make believe," Etie BUggest
ed 'thai 'he paaEcngers In thlH toach turned round, and she addressed him.
are all re'allvex, and let's have a farn- "Will you come, too? And—?"
"With pleasure, if I can bo of any
assistance."
"You can assist by furnishing some
thing toward the dinner."
lie pushed his hand down Into his
pocket. "I have a piece of chocolate
and two Btlcks of chewing gum, which
are at your disposal." The frank smile
on the young man's face revealed no
tendency toward freshness, but the
older man, cot being able to see his
face, feared that he was Inclined to
make sport of my sister. Therefore,
ho leaned forward and said: "There Is
a diner on, and 1 think we could go
baby is willing, and a little child
She stepped back down the aisle and should lead you.'
stood with her hand on the seat in "Oh, of course, we will be glad to
accept your kind invitation. If my
children won't disturb the party."
"No, indeed," she assured him, "we
need children to make a Thanksgiving
dinner complete," and, with the baby
In her arms, she walked down to the
golden-haired lady.
"Will you join us In our dinner
party?"
"Thank you," returned the girl, "but
I have my dinner with me."
"Very good! We want you to put
your dinner in with ours and from the
size of your basket. I should imagine
you have more than all the rest of us
put together."
"Iiut I am going (o Chicago," the
young lady protested, "and I must
make my lunch do for all the way."
"Oh, I see, you are afraid we will
eat too much of it." She laughed, sit
ting down beside the girl, and still
holding the baby in her arms. "If you
will eat with us, you won't need to
open your basket. It Is not your food
we want, but you."
The girl still hesitated. "My moth
er told me not to get acquainted with
people on the train, for fear some
thing might happen, because I have
never been out of California before,
and she is afraid for me to take such
a long trip alone."
"Are you afraid of me and this
baby?" asked Genevieve.
"Oh, no, I'm not afraid of ladies,
but mustn't speak to gentlemen, un
less I am introduced to them."
"Well, my dear girl, we won't enjoy
our dinner party just behind you here,
knowing that you are eating all alone."
The young man In the sweater told
of his last Thanksgiving in Alaska,
and our Jewish "relative" brought out
the best Jokes ho had in stock. We
laughed in the proper places, and
nsked for more. Then we agreed to
and easy contentment, as well as
from that ruinous, cynical pessimism
which casts dark shadows upon an
age of luxury and wealth. Let us
savo Thanksgiving day from self
righteousness and from unmanly de
pair, as well as from the light trifling
of those who would make of it a mere
amusement. Let It be a yearly remin
der to rich and poor of the simplicity
and power of the thankful lll'e.
The modern version—To him that
hath much, much shall t# forgiven.
whi25M
the family and guests tand th- re are sure to be
gtiests in country at a country Thanksgiving din
ner) troop into the long dining room, to find the
repast not enly ready, but served with all the
pemp &rd state the feast deserves.
The turkey is placed before the host, while
She roast loin of young pig graces the opposite
end of the table, with the boiled ham in the cen
ter, flanked with mashed white and baked sweet
potatoes, turnips ajid cauliflower, with boats of
gravy and bowls of sauce within easy reach of
all. "Now pass up your plates," is requested from
each er.d of the table, and the oftener this re
peated advice is followed the more the face of
the good matron glows with satisfaction. The
great pitchers of foaming cider pass along the
board and the din._r at a farm Thanksgiving feast
finds it all so novel and good that the vision
comes up before him frequently while struggling
with a complicated menu at his club or some hotel
or mincing through the series of problems pre
sented at a French or Italian table d'hote dinner.
On every Yankee warship in the hot lands of
the far away Malay islands, Cuba. Guam, Panama,
the Sandwich islands and under the flag that
floats ovir every American consul's home or
office Thanksgiving day will be celebrated, and.
like another stitch in the great bed quilt of liberty
and independence will knit the fabric closer to
gether.
We do well to have a Thanksgiving feast. We
thank the great Creator for our being, our sturdy
forefathers for our great country, our Rurly Brit
ish ancestors for our love of country and good
things to eat, our bustling energy for rapid
progress, our wives and mothers for domestic
atmosphere that makes life enjoyable and success
certain and the rulers we have placed in power
for unparalleled prosperity.
dainty
er ho was glad to have her present at
our reunion. "I am getting back to
Chicago," he said, "to attend my sis-
week."
"I'm going to a wedding, too." The
golden-haired girl had forgotten that
she was not to speak to a gentleman
without an introduction. Rut she re
membered In time to lean round be
hind me.
"Whose?" In coming to her rescue I
had forgotten that no questions were
to bo asked.
"My brother's," she replied, some
where back of my shoulder.
"Perhaps her brother Is to marry my
sister." The young man had heard
her answer. "She is to marry a Cali-
forn!a chap tha( haye sepn
bRrp, know that his namo
raon.
"Will Harmon?" Again the girl was
startled out of her corner. "My broth
er Will is to marry Miss Jenkins."
"Sure enough!" The young man
rcachcd across me. "Shake hands, for
we aro almost relatives."
Our dinner was over, as everything
eatable was gone. The porter carried
the cups and saucers back to the din
ing car, and cleared away tho paper
sacks and crumbs.
The golden-haired girl Fnt alone no
more on that train, and the young man
with tho sweater read no more maga
zines. They may have been talking
about the coming wedding, but as wo
were about to leave the train at 3alt
I^ike City, our Israelite •relative'' said
over the back of our seat.
"There may be moro than one wed
ding."
"That is the romance of our Thanks
giving dinner," suggested tho father
of tint children, whose baby was at
last asleep, and he bad time to enter
into a conversation.
"Now, her mother can't blamo us,"
name over some of the things we were put in Genevieve, "for they w'nuld have
glad about 'met in a few days, anyway."
Knew Where to Get One.
"I will marry you when you got a
hero medal."
"I will havo it tomorrow nlt'.hl."
"Do you know of kouid deed of he
roism you can perform?"
"No, but 1 know hero that I can
lick."
Source of Information.
Giles—lie saya thai Huie«-i:ti«r Is
popular singer.
Miles—Who sayii no?
Giles—Screechor.
mm «««w. m—m
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NOT A PENNY TO PAY
FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION
trv..'\v v,«\l IfaiStrs ir. ::ao.
•or Muavon's phv'.o:3Zis ar.d th-'V
Visitor—Do you think that mosqul
toes tarry malaria?
Farmer—1 dur.r.o: they never took
any away from here.
Looking After the Eggs.
Lady Betty, who is four years old
and never sais?es a trick, was taken
the other evening to a restaurant for
her supper, and with all the importance
and sprightly dignity of her years
calmly ordered poached eggs on toast.
While the little family group was
awaiting its service the "kiddie"
amused herself by looking out of the
window, pressing against a screen to
get a closer view of something below.
She was warned by her mother that
the screen might give way and let her
fall to the sidewalk, perhaps injuring
her terribly. She drew away, thought
a minute, and then said naively:
"Would I fall if the screen went out?"
"You certainly would," was her moth
er's reply. "And would I get awful
hurted?" "Very likely." "Then what
would the man do with the eggs?",,,,,..}i
An Exciting Town.
Los Angeles is a truly exciting town
to live in. To say nothing of its
heavenly climate and its bombs, there
is always something stimulating in
the occult line going on. Just the
other day a widow of the angelic city
began to long for a sight of one of
her schoolmates whom she had not
seen for 45 years. The longing brought
its fulfillment. A spirit told ber to
look for him in Brooklyn. She obeyed,
met him on the street a few hours
after she arrived, and promptly mar
ried him. It is worth while to live
in a city where things like this hap
pen, even at the risk of being blown
up now and then.
What's In
a
Muswa ras era red a sta2 of specialists, that are
1
hosv -is !u flwstl^s about a"r" :tv. thw aro the fiw«t
a -iv- v\'.^ a::.: ':.a\c turnoi o..: l:: recti-.x- the
1o o:T-, r# tiv. '.r fvrrieo tc.t. a' •=o
}vur
or how
,jtilv
r.iarrr doc'
Name?
"See here, waiter." said Mr. Grouch,
growling deeply over his plate, "I or
dered turtle soup. There is not even
a morsel of turtle flavor in this."
"Of course not. sir" returned the
waiter. "What do you expect? Shake
speare said there was nothing in a
name. If you ordered college pudding
would you expect a college in it? In
Manchester pudding would you look
for a ship canal or a cotton exchange?
And tea. sir?"—Tit-Bits.
Little Myra Explains.
Little Myra Lee had been in school
but a few days when her mother had
occasion to write a note to the teach
er, and signed herself Mrs. Kent.
Thinking she might have misunder
stood tho child's name, the teacher
asked an explanation.
"Oh," said Myra. with a charming
ly confidential air, "you sr-e. my mam
ma got married again but I didn't.'.'—
Llppincott's.
1
Genevieve rose with as much dig
nity as she could command under the
circumstances. "Miss Harmon, allow
me to introduce to you Mr. Jenkins."
I.lppincott's.
DRINK WATER TO CURE
KIDNEYS AND RHEUMATISM
The People Do Not Drink Enough
Water to Keep Healthy,
Says Well-Known
Authority.
"The numerous cases of kidney and
bladder diseases and rheumatism are
mainly duo to the fact that tho drink
I Ing of water, nature's greatest medl
cine, 1ms been neglected.
Slop loading your system with med
icincs and cure-alls hut get on the
water wagon. If you aro really sick,
why, of course, take lie proper mcdi
clnos—plain, common vegetable treat
ment, which will not shatter the
nerves or ruin tiie stomach."
To euro Rheumatism you must make
tho kidneys do their work they are
the filters of the blood. They must
ho liiado to strain out of the blood tho
wasto matter atul acids that causo
rheumatism the urltio must he neu
trallzed ho it will no longer he
sonrro of Irritation to the bladder, and,
most of nil, you must keep (hes- acids
from forming in the iiioniaeh. This
In the cntiHe of Muiua.-h trouble and
poor digestion. l\ir tlii'se conditions
I you ran do no bett.r than take tho
following prescription: Fluid Extract
ltatiib-llon. onr-hair ounce Compound
Kariton, nun ounce Compound Syrup
Saninparllla, thrro ounces. Mix by
iiluiking well In bottle and take in
IraHpoonful dones after rach meal and
at bedtlino, lint don't forget tho
water. Hrlnk plenty and often.
I Thin valuable Information and slm
file prerierlptlon nhould be posted up
In 1'itrh household ,im| „so,j
fof rv.t. ?"'i tj*:r
t=
YOU have tm-1!,
a a a a a
ther.-.. 1 wi'.. uoi you a pozmy, only tbfc jAsla^r fctariij» you j/it on
your 'ortor.
All Masv.'.:aiions aro he'd striclv cr.rde-ntia!.
Ac.dre=s Mtmvon"? Doctors, Munyon's I^ibora'wi*.-'!,
Streets, rhdadelphia, Pa.
ALL THERE. Where He Fr.il fj-, '.
I Mr. Crirx84tb-ak- I I -j-T:it
I has a school where the =•'ident# are
taught the art of eating
('r-r
wrHf. 'o f'rof'-s-
w-J! vorjr rn*"
earef-i! so'! prorr.f.t
./'-fT'-noa
Mrs. Crlmsonbeak—Voir ought to ur
rar.ee to go there, John.
"What for?"
"And take a course In Hpagteul eat
ing."—YonV.ers Statesrniiri
DR. J. H. RINDLAUB (Specialist),
Eye, Ear, Nose ar.d Throat
Fargo, N. D.
When everything else fails a woman
can bc-come a suffrag'.tie.
Mr*. Wlnnioim RooOiiner Srrop.
pJ.-ni»A:ir.njlia».aaiii.fii etW,t, ^ClkLiwU.0,
The man who deceives himself is an
easy mark for others.
Your Liver
is Clogged up
That's Why Yn'N Tired—Out
Sorts—Have Na
CARTER'S LITTLE^
LIVER PILLS
wiH n*
in a lew dan.
Tliey Jo
ml
CARTERS
tbeir dilf.
Coe
Cautipa.
tiaa. Id*
kuscM, Ii^IIHw,sad Sick HnJick
SXA1X rtU. BULL BOSL SSALL WCS
GeiraliM Baatbcst Signature
44 Bu. to the Acre
t« a Ji»*nTT inn That's what. »'•.^
ftdiauntoxi. AiL*T*a. W*st*rn
acrea oI When: p.'i-j. Rejx.r.s
from oai«?Ydisw: in ?baT prov
ince tbv«ed o'.Lt-r eice-i
l*nt r* s'.i»!*—such at
4-
ttrt buMi*-L* of wbeat
from !'-v acre*. «~r &Ji-&
bo. p«'r acre- lii, Jfcjand iC
btraho] yu-ldfe *«re num
ert-iuv A- high as
bushels of oata to th*
acre wr* hr***hfK! from
Ailerui fctOisin ldtG.
The Silver Cup
at tbe recent Sr»-'kar.«
Fair WISI\H»MN 'O tbe
Albejia (S«'Y«n::uenl '«r
hlbltofBralns.grasws ari
T««*tat»les. Report* offxce^rb:
yields f«.r IWO COEJO a:SO frt ai
t»«skat"hewvn nnd Manitoba r.
\Vest«rn Canada.
Froe home»teadn of Iflft
arrca, mid urijoluing pr
«uiptlont of ICO rea «at
63 i)era rtfi fire to be hatl
tu tIk' rliolmt di^i cis.
S«'tiool* lt*n t, «-ll
txiHto escfllfr-rr. «»«)I the
••tt beftt. rttilu iv# clo*«' at
b»iu1« hu tilting I
ii in h»r
'heap, u**l «*Hhy to get un«l
rea»onatle in price, Ht**r
easily procured, tailed
f&rmlnff UH ceM.
Write as to b* p,ac9 for h»*
tlrueou sett or.s' lew rai *h*
rates, descriptive lUuMra *-.!
"1.HSX
IWt \Vc*.i" tscm fr»»e o:i
appilcathn) an»l one '.r.Jorn^a
tl«'»n, to Sup't of lmmitfraiii n.
(Utawa. Can.
.or t« th..v Caxi^Oiar.
Oovemuieut A^-» t.
CHAS. PILLING
Btffortf 81«ck Grand Forks, H. Bak.
(t'se addres« ru-.. revt ror.
Baby Pla-Mates
most essential tbat when ir» ready
i:s first Btev-a It should have fhoes
and imt retard little Xodd'.vr.v
by PU«Mats Shoes have featurfsS
md lo no other aboce—n»te the extrei::*
'th acd f.atne«B of outsole"" whinh nl!o«-3 i'
il Uo oca lo siep out so conridtniiT. Ta««.
cute h:te slinti arc nia '.e
with a genuine
•welt broad, fiat, no:.
#ole fiiil extension hre.^,
and are as ttr-xtUie as
hanfl-ttinit «1 Hht"?.
is bution and lace styles,
in patent, tan and i'hc'k
leather of finest j*:a :y.
BS
A«k yotsr dealer for Baby
Pla«Mate Shoes.
Dot*ln sux'k. pend
]:am« ai^.d ar
desired and will see '.• aw
are supplied. Ji
M'illlams. Hoyt Co»:
Rochester, N. Y.
Headache
•'My father lias been a
snSerer from it
headache for the last twenty-live years a::d
never found any relief until he b?g.»n
taking your Cascarets. Since he has
bcijun taking Cascarets he has never h.i 1
the headache. They have entirely cure
hitn. Cascarets do what you recommend
them to do. I will give you the pnviltrge
of using his name."—E. M. Picks* n,
11^0 Kesiner St., W. Indianapolis, Inj.
feasant. Palatable. Potest. Taste Good.
j)oi.,yod. Ne\-«r SIclten.'WcakiB or Gripe.
10c. 25c, 50c. Never sold in
bulk. The gen
uine tablei stamped CC C. liuaractecd
cure or your moaey bsck. 925
"PLAIN TALKS ON FLORIDA"
By I.
I Moody, one of the State's early
hettlera. From these taiksyou wjil arn
many itnporiant thlng-s atnjut Klorida
And Florida lamia--facts f.ir yoa to re
xuember when you invest, TLc'v are free
—write for thora.
BUNNEIL DEVELOPMENT CO., Bunnell, Florida
ROOSEVELT'S GREAT BOOK
"African Game Trails"
to acil tLis faiEous I
Bring it to ti.e fauji'.'ci :a
four loca-ity. We gite
ttonopoi* if ar.d Un
coniml&su.-r. l"r»se t.ti&
f'
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chance, Wrltof«rpro^pec-_i.
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PATENT
YOl-K IDEAS. They may bring
Book Fre- Kft WSi
fciUeraid AUk.i»»uAuya^Box
E
nt )ho
flrnl Kim of nn attack of rheumatism
liiickiiclm or urinary trouble, no mat
ter how alight.
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PATENTS
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K.
Col a n.
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est rele?eace^ re^u.*^
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