Emmons County record. [volume], March 30, 1911, Image 4

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CHAPTER —Cont»'*ued
Arn.ic sat timitiiy «»n a •)». *ir U\ the
Sfii-kpromul au«t I run.)taiii unn-d
ligHin t» tli»' 1*t t"f
What's that you!
ore
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inn the «»oiTi t" \V)ht," iltsvnrti
pat. l)r Mrrnst*:\H )nnk»'d Ho~ejy at
him. Appaivniiy (h'- p!'is«ni» was
aslofp His .«• v,4-'« ios"«i ami his
mi: hi- cliest
h».i'i dnin|ed fovwaf.il
li" was iias!ly
•v Tie- I'iiptaiti K'
V"-!. sir mnlerseii
thiv.
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Vis, sir." replied V..i ei ey.
Von hi'urd iritn. tun. il:. n''
Slavey?''
ne
V.-s. »it[11uili
Squaring his liuce .stinuld'-is
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said witii self satlslied
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The doctor \va.-
.examination.
lie seems to lie a*].-op Worn nut
1 guess. Five hours, yes---that's your
method, captain Shaking his head,
lc- went on: "I don't -lie\e in these
nl! night examinations and your third
.ib-giee' mental torture. It is bar
barous When a man is nervous and
Jr'ghtetied his brain gets so benumbed
the end of two or three hours'
^'questioning on the same subject that
lies liable to say anything, or even
vbelieve anything. Of course, you
know, captain, that after a certain
scf-n
I line the law of suggestion commences
,lo operate and
Tile captain turned to his sergeant
and laughed:
The law o! suggestion? I la. ha!
That's a good one' You know, doctor,
.'"them theories of yours make a hit
with college students and amateur
professors, but they don't to with us.
You can't make a man say \. v. hen
be wants to say 'no'"
Dr. ISernstein f-'miled.
I iion't agree with you." he said.
.'Ye can make him say anything, or
bel'eve anything- or do anything if
-he is unable to re»ist your will."
The captain burst into a hearty peal
o!" laughter
la. ha! Wivii's the use of
ehiiiuin"' We'ie got him to rights 1
"tell you. doi tor. no lewspaper can
•sir. that, my precini-t aii.'l cleaned up.
My record is a hundr. convii 1 ions
to one iicquittal. 1
(lie goods when 1 go
a'ch 'em with 'K'
hovi
A faint smil
d-"-tor's face
"1 know vein reputation," he said
sarcastically.
Howard struggled to his feet and
Maloney helped him arrange liis col
iar and tits. Odierr Dcianey clapped
llis hat on hi.- head. Dr. Hernstein
turned to go.
"tiood-morning, captain. I'll make
out my report."
"flood morning. do tor."
Dr Hernstein disappeared and Capt.
Clinton turned to look at Annie, who
had been wailing patiently in the
background Her anguish on seeing
Howard's condition was unspeakable.
It was only with difficulty that she re-j
fitraini-d herself from rying out and
rushing to his side. 11ut these stern.
xiullormed men intimidated her It
seemed to her that Howard was on
trml -a prisoner -perhaps his life was
In danger. Wliai could be have done?
Of course, he was innocent, whatever
'be charge was He wouldn't harm a
lly. She was sure of that. But every
«me looked so grave, and there was a
big crowd gathered in front of the
lu tel hen she came up. She thought I morning'
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ARTHUR"HORNBLOW
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"Sitting There Crying Your Eyes Out Won't Do Him Any Good."
heard alight?
"The Tombs! she faltered.
the haige so serUe.is?"
hours to get him to "Murder--that all! replied
got, it mt ot him at captain laconn ally
siiel..d heard the l« rribl. \vn:M "mur-1 Annie look-i t-MBp rtHi for a mo-!
tb.-r' Inn surely tie-re «as som" mis ne'iu. but In faith in lu-i iiusbanu
tak'- S'-eini (/apt. flintoii turn In was nusliakeSib..-, Almost liystorically
ie ilii'ci lion, she darted eagerly for- she cried:
war-i
don't b-!ir-^e ir--.--.--l don't believe'
Ai.iy I speak )f6- him. slr?v '-lIt- is it. You may have tortured him into
ii'- husband. sUnir.^ soii.-'tliiiiir lCverybody knows
Not jus IIONV ." replied tie- captain, your n.c-theu.- C.tpt. I iinton. But
not unkindly. "It's asainst the r-ub-s. thank t!"d there is law in tm
Wait till We iret him to the Tombs. 1'nittd States which prot-ots the in-'
Voii can see him all yen want there." lioi-eut as well as punishes the guilty.,
Annie's heart sank.., C»uld she have I shall get the most abb- lawyers to
lion. We don't want anv family couraglngly. "tell me-did you ever
Manach-d to Officer Dt-lanev and
lonev. Howard made his way toward
caught ,-ight of his wife who. with
tears streaming down her cheeks,!
soon awaken. Howard recognized:
her. vet seemed too dazed to wonder
The policemen pushed him through
the..door, which closed behind him.
CHAPTER XI.
I'liable "-"t„ control herself any
longer. Annie broke down completely
and burst into tears. When the door!
opem-d and she saw her husband led
away, pale and trembling, between
those two burly policemen, it was as] pbat.cally.
if all she cared for on earth had liing a
gone out of her life forever. Capt.
Clinton laid his hand gently on her
shoulder. With more sympathy in bis
face than was his custom to display,
saI''
.iter em'" I "Now, little woman—'tain no kind
about the
The captain thought the doctor was
flattering him. so le ruhhed his hands
with satisfaction, as he replied:
'That's tight I'm alter results.
None of them Psyche th. mcs for
•mine." Striding over to the armchair
where sat Howard." lie iaid a rough
liaud on his shoulder.
"'iley, Jeffries, wake up'"
of ust
Annie thn up her head. Her eyes
I wen- red. but they were dry now. Her
face was set and determined. The
captain was right. Only toolish worn
weep and wail when misfortum
knocks at their door. The right sort
of wonn go bravely out and make a
I light for liberty and honor. Howard
ivBiniiii-J opened hi* ves and stare.I was innocent. She was convinced ot
Miii.idly about him The captain took that, no matter bow black things
Inm by the collar of hit. coat. look, against him. She would not
"Come—stand up' Itiace up now!"] leave a stone unturned till she had
Turning to Sergeant Malum v, he
1 regained for him bis liberty. With
added, "Take him over to the station,
Write out that confession and make
bun sign before hn-aklast. I'll be
right over."
ren.-wed hope in her heart and reso
lution in her face, she turned to con
trout the captain.
"What has he doneshe demanded.
"Kilhd liis friend, Robert Under
wood
lb- watched her face closely to see, esl
What effect his words would have on i,
10r
"Robert I'nderwood dead!" ex
claimed Annie with more surprise
than emotion.
"Yes," said the captain sternly,
"and your husband, Howard Jeffries,
killed him."
"That's not true! I'd never believe
that," said Annie promptly.
"He's made a full confession," went
on the captain.
"A confession!" she echoed uneasi
|y. "What do you mean?"
hvar your husbaiul threaten Howard
1
e,corted on the other side bv Ma-1
nderwood.
lhis lime Annif hiul
!"~'r
the door. Just as he reached it he
t.
Sh'
1
''^'"vored
lf-possession. She knew that
th ,sl
to help Howard was to
kpe 1 a,ld to
Question.
He simply!
how she came there.
blurted out as he passed:
Something's happened. Ar.nio. dear,
I—I'nderwood—1 don't quite know—"
nothing which
was hk,,, 10 in llis cau5e Holdly
was watching him as if in a dream, therefore, she answered:
To her it seemed like some hideous "You ve no right to ask me that
nightmare from which both would
The captain shifted uneasily in his
seat. He knew she was within her
legal right. He couldn bully her
into saying anything that would in-
criminate her husband.
"1 merely thought you would like
to assist the authorities, to—" he
siaminered awk wardiy.
"To convict my husband." she said
calmly. "Thank you. I understand my
position."
"You can't do liiin very much harm,
you know," said the captain with af
fected jocularity. "He has confessed
to the shooting."
"1 don't believe it," she said cm-
different tack, he asked
alSr
carrying on like that! If you
want lo help your husband and get
him out of his trouble you want lo
get busy. Sitting th.-re crying your
eyes out won't do him any good."
"Did you know Mr. I'nderwood?
ln.natod beforf replying.
Indlfforrntly slio said:
"Vi'S, I know him at one time
inn odnccd me to my husband.''
Whore was that
In New Haven. Conn."'
1
1
(defend him even if 1 ha\- to ell my-
7]
5
self into slavery for the rest of my
life.
"Bravo, little woman!" unid the cap
tain mockingly. "That's the way to
the
Annie nearlv swoomed. Had she
not caught the back of a chair she
Ialk 1 lik
would have fallen. "".f-
The captain turned to Maionev and,
in a low tone, said. opposite her.
"Quic k' (let him over to tl.e sta-
VO»-
bl for?
vuu lik 11 lVw
'IUOS-
il own
:n ,1, to ,UHr :UH ll1 at
Now Mrs ,eftrlC5 ,u
"S
a
The boy looked carefully, and then
shook his head.
"Don't think so—no, sir. The other
lady was a great swell
"You're sure, eh?" said the captain.
"1 think so," answered the boy.
"Do you remember the name she
gave?"
"No. sir," replied the boy. "Ever
since you asked me—"
Annie arose and moved toward the
door. She had no time to waste
there. Every moment now was pre
cious. She must get legal assistance
at once. Turning to Capt. Clinton, she
said:
"If you've no further use for me,
captain, I think I'll go."
•Just one moment, Mrs. JeCTries,"
he said.
The face of the elevator boy sud
denly brightened tip.
"That's it," he said eagerly. "That's
it—Jeffries. 1 think that was the
name she gave, sir."
"Who?" demanded the raptain.,....
Stand up tor Convictions
The World Has Little Respect for the
Man Who Seemingly Has No
Mind of His Own.
There are many men who seem td
have no convictions on any subject
If they have any they give no sign
They only smile and are silent. That
is probably better than to be verbose
and violent. Vanity ot opinion is as
bad as to have none at all In a real
simon-pure conviction, there are mod
apd courage both Trulh ls )n
r|llkn vok nce lt doea no
pend on vainglory or rant.
Hut a real man will say his say
when the time comes, not for contro-
versy -for that is not profitable, but
to show his .::ii and what he ls. A
man's personal Influence ls stronger
than his argument, aud he 1B false to
the truth that ls in him if be does
not show that.
We have great Issues before us—
moral, political, social—which every
man should think about and umder
stand, nnd be ready to take a stand
"Just what 1 say. \our husband upon, nnd take lt. Put there are
has made a full confession in the many who don't do this, who are nega
presence of witnesses, that he came tive or cowardly and only smile or
here to Underwood rooms to ask grin hen one of these subjects ls
for money. They quarreled. Your mentioned. They seem to think that
husband drew a pistol and shot liini. to disagree with another ls a great
He haB signed a confession which will offense. It ls an offense not to dlfr
be presented to the magistrate this agree if one really does, for If an er-
I ror goes unchalleuKcd. it is strength­
ened. When a man says such a thing
is right and you think it isn't, say so,
quietly and earnestly, and let it go at
that
The worst mollycoddle ls the man
who believes a thing ls true and neg
lects to say so, when It is called In
juestion. The world would go back
ward if all were like him. Columbut
Journal.
A Free Translation.
"Gentlemen of the jury," continued
ihe earnest young lawyer, the case
before you hangs upon that old Latin
maxim—'Falsus in uno. falsus in omni
bus.' Now, gentlemen, what does that
mean? It means, gentlemen, that if
man will tell one lie, he'll tell a whole
omxiibusful of lies."
de
Why He Hurried.
The Question
of Personality
Br REV. HUGH T. KERR
P—IT FalWrtoa Aw*. PiMlijtarilB
Churck. Cluc*g*
TEXT— Wiit-ri" Art iler.esl* J?
This question whispered by God
Into the heart of man is the first and
the last question of life. After wcr
have traced the working uf God's hand
In creation and beheld the fashioning
of sun and moon and stars and seen
the tarnishing of the earth with cattle
and ever creeping thing ajid beheld
Eden blossoming with love until sin's
Itlng shriveled innocence as In a Are.
then then Ood speaks out o( the silence ot
his own omnipotence and demands an
He answer from the man into whom he
baa breathed the breath of a divine
I'iXe: "Where art thou?"
I It lifts man out from the rest ot
l"p at the college, eh? How long Qod'a creation. Not of the heaven or
have you known Mr. I'nderwood?" the earth of the sea or ihe air does he
Annie looked at her inquisitor and aak thia question. Not of the birds or
said nothing. She wondered what he beast* of the field. They are pail
was driving at. what importance the and parcel of a great dumb creation
I question had to the case. Finally she that works the wi of him who or
said: dared their coming and determines
"1 met him once or twice up at New their going.
Haven, but I've never seen liini since Not so wiih man. He stands as sen
my marriage to Mr. Jeffries. My hus- tineL Into his hands dominion is
band and he were not very good given. He is not part of the great
frit-nds. That is—" creation procession. He is the mas
She stopped, realizing that she had tc. the arbiter, the spectator. It is
..mailt a mistake. How foolish she had the first question asked in the besin
S b-en! The police, of course, were nlng of worlds. It will be the last.
anxious to show that there was ill qucetion askod when the worlds are
feeling between the two men. Her rolled up as a scroll and all things
heart misgave her as she saw the pass away. Then. too. the question
look of satisfaction in the captain's will bo heard: "Where art thou?"
face llow diverse and different have
"Ah!" he exclaimed "Not very been the answers. We have heard I
good friends, eh? la fact, your bus- many stories. Kvon the IJible tells
band didn't like him. did he?" two stories. On the onv hand, we
"He didn't like him well enough to are told that he stands where the
run after him." she replied hesiiat- shadows come aud go. lie is as a
I inglv. vapor, a dream, a sleep, a story, a tale
The captain now started off in an- that la told, water spilled upon the
other direction. ground, a thread of the weaver that is
I "Was your husband «-er jealous of cut, a flower that faded, ra.ss that
I'nderwood?" withereth. a shepherd's tenl that is re
Hy tiiis time Annie had urown sus- moved. Then. Uo, we are told that
picious of every question She was he 1b clothed in light and immortality
on her guard. as with a garment and crowned with
"Jealous? What do you mean? glory and honor.
No. he was not jealous There was "Here lies a man whose name was
never any reason. 1 refuse to answer writ in water," so runs the epitaph on
any more questions." the stone of one whose name is still
The captain rose and b*gun to pace remembered. What is man'' What is
the t'.oor. personality? Physicians tell us that
"There's one little thine more, Mrs. body changes every seven years.
Jeffries, and then you ran go. You
an help your husband by helping us.
last night to see Mr. i'nderwood?"
"1!" exclaimed Annie with mingled
astonishm-nt aud indignation. "Of
course not."
'Sure?' demanded the captain, eye
ing her narrowly
"Positive," said \nnie tirmlv.
The captain looked pu'.zled.
"A woman called here last night to
see him." lie said thoughtfully, "and
I thought that perhaps—"
Interrupting himself, he went quick
ly to the door of the apartment and
called to some one who was waiting
in the corridor outside. A boy about
IS years of age. in the livery of an
elevator attendant, entered the room.
The captain pointed to Annie.
"Is that the lady?"
nce wo won
men
1 want to put one more question to
on and be careful to answer truth- *lth all Uie changes akin to the dealh
fully. Did you call at these rooms physical
children, now we are
®°d women, yet we believe we,
re
same now that we were then.
There have been two of us. perhaps
more. One of the pa.si. on.- of the
present and still one of Mie men that
is to be. Which is the real Paul, the
ouo that breathed out slaughter or the
one that worshiped a Christ's feet?
Which is til- true Judas, the one that
listened to the call of Jesus or the
one thai betrayed him with a kiss?
You remember how Oliver Wendell
Holmes pictures three men in each
man—the man that one thinks he is.
the man his friends think him to be
and the man whom O-.id sees, the real
Yet through It all there is one con
tinuing personality. The Adam of
Eden is linked with the Adam with
out the gate. It belongs to the realm
the mind, the memory.
80
Son remember." is the verdict of
heaven anil the doom of hell. John
Quincy Adams at the extreme limit of
old age when asked about his health
replied: "Thank you, John Quincy
Adams is quite well. Hut the bouse
in which he lives is dilapidated. It is
tottering. Times and seasons have
made their mark upon It. It is well
nigh worn out. Some day soon I Bhall
move out. P.u! John Quincy Au'ams
is quite well. sir. I thank you." I
God's voice is ever calling to the
consciences of men. He is ever
searching to discover the best that is
in man and to reawaken the hope that
has been buried. A good painter de
picts the best A friend viewing a por
trait.. of his frieud by Sargent said it
looked like the portrait of a dissipated
man. The man said yes. ami that's
what I have in me which 1 have al
ways baflled and fought and con
quered. Said his friend. "It is that
better man, the victor, the conqueror,
that the painter should have painted.
1(r
iTei ui: i'-iNTi.Ni:i-:u.i
Yes, and Ood always calls us to our
best and sees far off the man who
ought to be. In Simon he sees Peter.
In Saul he sees Paul. In Jacob he
sees the wrestling prince with Ood.
(.kid Is not a cynic hunting like Dioge
i.nes for the doubtful discovery of a
rman. Ood is like the shepherd who
knows the sheep are lost. He is like
the father who knows the soil is bet
tor than he pretends. He Is like the
loser of the coin who knows its value
and has faith iu its recovery Vv
So with th
fuses.
Finds l.b
deny.
\Yl?e men ner
chooses.
In auch
First Boy—Where yer goin"
a rush?
Second Boy (on the run)
alarm!
Uncle Ezra Says:
assumptions.'
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........uiaimtor. \v. Lyon's law oflce.
a* A
..—It I .4-. o.L J. A __*1 «AM I
l.ord lei talies liuii ve re
nnibassa.lor* -A V- IN MEN
mighty for hN .-siiivts ha
e.ieurt or IV- vi
No, such as ,1
It is bad business to try
from God. Personalis receives Its
true perfection only in Cod. lie is the
atmosphere In which life flourishes
and abide?. He is the light in which
the flower of a right life blooms. He
is the country iu which the true fruit
of faith comes to a beautiful maturity.
We are all in his great garden Ho
still walks its path aud culls for its
beauty.
Why should we hide? To see his
smile means heaven for us. To miss
him is to miss the best.
There Is only one safe hiding place,
and that is th" Rock of Ages, the
Lover of the souls of men "In him ls
I life and the life ls the light of men."
-Fire
F. H.—Where?
S.
F.—Boss said he'd fire me I
wasn't back lroin dis errand in too
minutes,
All the Difference.
If, as we look out in the world, we
see a few people that we know and
ell the rest "strangers." we are apt to
shrink from it: and if we do. our of
fishness is apt to be reciprocated. Hut
If we really have in us the sentiment
of the old-time philosopher, who
thought nothing human quite alien to
vast difference,
"A good many people hev the COUF- himself, it makes
age uv their convictions, while a good and the wond, instead of being full o!
many more hev the courage of their strangers, becomes straightway full
:0TH HAO'KNOWN HAPPINESS CHARITY AND CHEWING GUM
3ut the Circumstances Were Not Ea
actly Alike. That Was All the
Difference.
They were riding into town In a
7nbway
train, these two married men.
iys the New York Times One
t-med occupied with his own
'Heights, the other was engrossed lc
is copy of the Evening Hiffle. from
ihieh he eventually glanced with a
vperior emlle. "1 always read what
vtrsy Bumatuff has to say in her
^vi'ight Twaddle' column." ho said
lie generally hits us off pretty well.
she isn't always right Now, this
.. r.ing. she gets on the subject of
elements. Sh* sajs elopements
ever turn out happily I don't agree
i:h her." "Neither do 1." said the
an who had been occupied with his
wn thoughts. "I am glad to hear you
ly it," exclaimed the Evening Pif
'eite. "I eloped with my wife, and
ve been happy ever 9ince "So have
ever since some fellow eloped with
ine," remarked the other Lietsy
-umstuff is sway off!"
FRENCH BEAN COFFEE.
A HEALTHFUL DRINK
The healthiest ever vol can grow
in your own garden on a small
I'cli 10 by 10, producing DO pounds or
ore. Ripens in Wisconsin ^0 days,
ed in great quantities in France,
ii-rmany and all over Europe. Send
cents in stamps and we will mail
ru a package giving lull culture di
oi-tions as also our mammo'li seed
vaalog free, or nil "1 cents and jet
*1 addition to above 10,100 kernels
tisurpas
sable vegetable and flower
•etls—enough for bushels of vege
b'es and flowers. John A. Salzer
iced Co.. 3S2 S. Stli St., I^afrosse, Wis.
THOUGHTS OF FOOD.
Dreamy Dupon Hey -a dut a man
own east has invented a machine fer
hotygraflin' what a feller thinks.
Windy Rivers--Well, if ihit guv
•ould only photygraf wha-'s on me
mind ai dis mimre he'd git at: emeu
"evn masterpiece da: would mak-i yer
it up and take notice.
The Progress of Music.
A lierman baker in West Phlhulel
bin has a \oung hopeful who is bo
il.ning in youth the study of tlw vio
n. lie takes weekly lessons and tlie
i-c|»ts are sanguiii" of his Ivcomins
great musician.
A friend strolled in'o the bakeshop
he ..tber day and inquired of -lie
enia! Herman what progress the boy
as niiiking
"He pretty good gels along." came
he baker's assuring answer, with an
•vatioii of the chin and it swelling
best. "He play "Home, Swet Home'
ith such sweetness that, makes you
ish for the Faderhuil. And, by
..11 y. you ought to hear him piay.that
\--arer. My C,od, to You."
Doubts.
The
'""Stranger- Are you quite sure
at that was a marriage license you
:u- me last month?
The Official -Of course' What's
ve matter?
The Stranger Well, I've iiyed a
og's life ever sim-e. Sketch.
1"lr. Pierce's Plci^iint P.dlet-t r^gulnti?
..! iin ig-.nite steuuvh. hver .tni bowels
iv-ar-i-eated, tin.. giMiiiil.1.-,. easy to take
catidv
!!f(ivor. won't seem w»r'h while to
iia1 women unless there'a an occa
.Hial burgaJu sale.
Tea sUn-.utaf?* 'h»? Iiv^r. c^r
cm^iipatioo. i-liMns»s Mi"
i* ti.i- blord fit nnp-.irr.!«•. Ai! •.}
Many a ycung man earu.i a living
working his father.
•Il the dull man may b.
a bor* of himself.
ALCOHOL-3 PER CEVT
AXctfotablc Preparation fur As
'S'J: slmllaling the Food ami
Disparity That Hardly |i(mi Crea.t.
able to th* Generous Instincts
ths Race.
According to a statement before a
meeting of the Women's Foreign Mis
sionary society of the Presbytery o'
Washington an interesting statement
regarding the money spent for CBSW
ii:g gum and that given to charity wai
:'le. The speaker was Miss Mury
W Kerr of Harrisburg, Pa In coiun
:ou with the topic of "Frenzied Ft
l.aiu in Missions In urelr.g the
S
t-
ier to be more liberal in Its eowtii
buttons to charitable work, she mrlfl
"For "very $2,000 contributed
charity. $17,00" is spent for chewing
g.im
The statement passed almost un
noticed except by a few, who saw
pertinence and logic of the remark
Something In a Namj.
Ella—He's very uarrow
S'ella—What do you rjper of a
Oat?
FREE
ADVICE
TO WOMEN
Women suffering from av.y form of
illness are invited to promptly c.-qa
mui.ieate with Mrs. Piakham at Lynn,
Mass. All letters are received, ojicta d,
lead and answered by women. A w
man can freely t.i'.s,
of her private i'l
ness to a woma
tlius has been es
tablished this eo:i
fideuce between
Mrs. Piukh.im and I
the "women tf
America which bri?
never been broken.
»\cr has she pub-
lishrd a testimonial or "used a letb-r
without the written consent of ti
v:r::-T, and never has the t'oinpai.v
allowed these confidential letters to
pet out of their possession, as ths
hundreds of thousands of them in
their liles ill attest.
(nit of the vast volume of experience
which Mrs. l'inkliam lias to drri'.v
from, it is more than possible that, st.e.v
has pained the very knowledge nerd If
in v.. urease. She asks nothing in re-v
turn except your go.nl will, and 1
advi.-e has helped thousands. Sure'.jr.
any woman, rich or poor, should be
phul to take advantage of this cetier
i-us offer of assistance. Address Mrs.
l'iukv.am, care of I.vdia £. l'itikhaia
Medicine Co., Lynn, ilass.
Kvory woman ought t. lutve
I.ydia Iv. Pinkham's SO-pa-go
T«xt Hook. It is not a book for
genera! distribution, as it is too
expensive. It is free nnd only
obtainable by mail. "Write for
It today.
Thfc Wretchedness
of Constipation
Caa qiaclly be ovocoma by
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS.
H«d.
HeCttia-
i3i Hug the Stomachs and I Wis of
pBWMa
w»Y Promotes Di'^stiou.Chccrful
ncssaridReM Ceriums neither
P! Opium.Morptune nor Mineral
Ei: NOT NARCOTIC
/Vwffe
i-i
ftlKhfllt Sil/ls
4 S
/kpprrmt^t
[fti I
Sttd
C(i
Aperfccl Remedy forConslipa
W: lion. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Fevcrish
ijtS, ncss and Loss OF SLEEP
0
folks.—Harper's Magazine.
WM WAWT
IFac Simile Signature of
£1
li
T»re CENTAUH COHWURV,
NEW YORK.
Afb month* old
35 Uosii
yjougrantted under Ih^Fooda^
Kxact Copy of Wrmppw.
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RISTIA
CARTERS
an. tad Iaigesdoe. They do their doty.
Small PQ, SSIAI] DNC, SatQ Priw.
Genuine
able to
tQtaSiwi^-p' -*Vi rL»^fc
wmw Signature
The use of the
KNOWN TM6 WORLD OVER
starts habits of energy—initiation
wmm
FOR ALL
SORE EYES
CUSTOM
For Infants and Children.
Ths Kind You Have
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Bears the
Signature
of
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