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Ah—dust to dust I—the last repose— Ashes to ashes I—well I know How surely this hath been with those, Those whom I loved, so long ago. How surely this with me will bo ! From every petty joy and woe. From fancied slight, from jealousy Mode free aud safe—ah I long ago. man, things with us stay;— As on the waters lilios blow In white and green-just as they lay In white and greeu so long ago. *Tls pleasant now to think,—"Perhaps In memory's light one's face may glow;'' "Out upon Time I" for all things lapse In that sad, dreary long ago. And yet dead, don't thou forget,— But when I' Thou whom I used to treasure so; Yet may one tear thine eyelid wet, Because I loved thee—long ago I GOING ASHORE. "There she is, sir; that'« she just off the pint there. She's a-comlng stem hour, if she ain't on on; and in arf Bunk Hands, I'm a Dutchman." My companion was no native of dam land, for there r-as Briton written in every feature ot his bronied-red face, he stood W me in Baythrope shore, in his canvuss trowsers. heavy Usher's boots, bltw' Jorsey shirt, and tarpaulin tat, tied on with a hit of oakum band, while ise flap behind heat about in the tremendous wind that was raginf in 0 iU faces. "Bangl" went the dull, smothered nfort of a heavy gun, and in the shade night I just caught sight of a faint flash' dl-Vjjfltv- Wlflre we stood, the spray came rushing in like a heavy storm of raiu; while the whistling of the wind, aud the thunder ing in of the huge rollers as they curled over and over upon the sands, tearing it out from among the clays, and scraping it away by tons, made standing in the face of such a storm extremely confusing; and yet hundreds were out upon the shore close under the great sand-bank, drenched to the skin with the spray, for the news had spread through the village that a three-master was going ashoro. Going ashore! Simple words to a andsman's ears; but what do they mean? The noble vessel tearing and plunging through the broken water— now down In the trough of the waves, now rising like a cork upon the white crests, and then a shock as she strikes upon the sand, and seems lm movable; a shuddering quiver through plank aud beam; and then crash, crash, crash—mast after mast gone by the board—suapped like brittle twigs ou a dead stem; while huge ropes part like burnt twine; then the rising of the apparently immovable vessel, as she is lilted by the waves to fall crashing again upon the sands, parting in the middle; rushing billows pouring tons upon tons of water over the deck; a wild, wild cry for help; and then the shore strewed with fragments, casks, bodies, as the merciless waves sport with them, tossing them on to the sands, and then curling over to drag them back. Going ashore; not safety from a wild storm, but death. "Ah," said the old salt by my side, with his hand to his and not as as it the a All ly a shouting at mouth, did yer hear that gun?" 1 nodded. "There goes another," he continued, stretching out his hand and pointing to where the flash could be seen, while directly after came another dull heavy report. "Can't yer see her uow, sir?" Mine were not sea-going eyes; and it was no easy task to make out a distant object through the blinding storm of spray which beat dead in my face; but I just managed to make out a dark mass right among tho boiling waves, and I shuddered fate of those on board. "She must come to it, man; she'll come in just there;" and he pointed to a spot among the waves where they seemed roughest; "she'll be there in less time than I said; and then, Lord have mercy upon 'eml Ameul" As he said this the old man reverent ly took off his tarpaulin sou'wester, and stood with the storm tearing through the remains of his grizzly hair; bald, rugged aud weather-beaten, the coarseness of his features seemed for the moment subdued—softened by the feeling within his breath—as he stood there no inapt representation of a seer Of old. "Is there no chance for them!" I I thought of the said the shouted. The old shook his head and "Precious shrugged his shoulders, little," he said, "unless them chaps come down with the life-boat; but who'd go out?" It did look a desperate venture, indeed, to attempt to launch a boat with such a sea on, and having no reply, I stood shading my eyes and gaz ing out to see. "Bangl" There was another flash, and another dull, echoless report, a.id as the veil of spray seemed to clear during a lull in tbe storm; I could perceive a large three-masted vessel about five hundred yards from the shore; and once, as she keeled over and showed her deck, •e that it was crowded with I could I people. "God help them!" I muttered. "Amen!" said the old man; and just then, away to our left, we saw the life boat carriage coming down at a trot, drawn by two stout horses; while a loud and prolonged "liurrayJ" welcomed its arrival—as another flash, and its following heavy report, seemed to come from the doomed vessel like a groan of pain in its hour of sore distress. "They'll never go out to her," said the old mau, shouting in my ear, for after the lull the storm came down with redoubled fury—the wind shriek lng and howling past, cutting the crests of the wares off tearing over the hill of waters, and dashing the salt spray to my face till it almost seemed, to cut the flesh; while at tunes the women who had come down were completely held back against the steep sand-bank. "There! look therel" cried the old suddenly seizing my arm. There; don't you see—now a top o' that breaker?" I caught sight of a small boatciowd ed with figures, and then there seemed to be a tall wave curl over it aud I it no more. "Gone!" said the old man. knowed it! Nothing could live in suoh a storm." "Let's go to the life-boat aud see if they are going off," said I; but the old man was intensely gazing out to sea. "There, Just as I said," he shouted coarsely, "just in time. She's struck." And then, above the yelling of the storm, we could hear a crash and a wild shriek, that seems to ring through me now upon a itormy night, when far inland I listen to the howling wind. and to the shot and of the and as air. and it came man, "Catching at straws. "I "It's now or never!" said the old he ran down toward where the man, life-boat stood upon its carriage, the women hanging on to their husbands, and apparently begging that they would not dare the perils before them. she a had looked fearful enough The from where we stood before; but here, as close as we dared go to the breakers, it looked perfectly awful, while the attempt to launch a boat seemed absolute madness. It was evident that she ed thought so, too, though, as we came up, oue sturdy fellow shouted, "I'm ready, mates if you're going." a remark that tftefoed no response, for every one stood stöYiü# gazing out toward the doomed vessel. the Just then, in the dull haze seaward, a blue light shone out over the water like one moved. dull star: but still a All at once the old man by my side laid hold of my and whispered: "Give me a lift, sir;" and before I knew Yiardly what his object was, he had climbed by my help into the boat. ''Now, then, you boys," lie shouted wildly; "I can't stand this! Stand aside, and let some of the old ones come? 1 ' The spell was broken. Women were hastily thrust aside, and a boat's crew was soon made up, amid the shriek ing aud wailing of sweet-heart's and wives, who ran about the beach wring ing their hands. "Hurray for old Marks!" shouted a voice at my elbow, and tho crowd loud ly cheered the old man. Then oars were shipped and all made ready, the old sailor seizing the steering-oar as he stood up in his place with a life-belt on and his hat blown off, looking nobler than ever. "Now, are you all ready?" he siiout "No, no," was the cry; and in-the hush of expectation, two men rose in the boat, dashed off their life-belts, and amid half-muttered groans, leaped out from their places, and ran up the sands to the bank, where they disappeared. "Two morel" shouted old Marks, and for a few moments, so dread was the peril, not a soul moved; then two stout lads came rushing toward the boat, pursued by perfect giant. "Stopthem!"he roared. "Yersliant go, lads." lie came up to them by the boat's side as they were climbing in, and en deavored to stop their progress; but in his turn he was seized from behind by a couple of men, and the two new comers were in half a minute equipped fer the dire struggle before them and in their places. "Let me go!" shrieked the man; but the others clung to him, as the signal was given, the carriage backed down into posit'on, the time accurately chosen, aud with a wild "hurrah!" heard above the storm, the life-boat was launched. My attention had been so taken up that I had ceased to look upon the man who was struggling to regain his liberty; but, just as the boat was leav ing its carriage, a bystander was driven violently against me, and the moment after I saw a figure dash across the intervening space and seize the side of the boat; then came tiro roar of the storm and the rush of elderly man—a spray, while for a few minutes the life boat was invisible. Then a short distance off she was seen rising upon a wave, and then disappearing again into the dull haze, which, migled with the coming night, soon shut everything rom our gaze but the foaming water. "Over seventy, sir," shouted a voice In reply to a query. "Old man-o'-war's Been in many a storm, but this here's awful!" Awful it was; for so wild a night had not fallen upon that part of the ooast for many years; aud upon the shore gazed in the direction the boat had taken they shook their heads and shouted in each other's ears. There was a long and awful pause, only broken by the shrieking of the wind, and then came a loud shout, "Here she comes!" and in another minute, obedient to their steersman, the rowers timed their strokes to a that the boat, heavily laden, the folk I second, rode iu upon the summit of a giant wave so far that twenty willing hands were at her side, aud she the sands, and fifteen shivering, half-drowned fellow-creatures lifted out and hurried up the shore. a its of run right "Now, my lads," cried old Murks, "on to the truck with her, and we're off again." The boat was soon mounted, and every man at his post, the father of the two lads taking his place by the side of the old cockswain; for of persuasion on either side could effect for * a change. amount There was another cheer, rising above the storm, and again the gallant crew were launched into the surf, that seemed to curl round the boat as though to fill it in au instant. It rose and fell a dark mass amid the white foam for to plunge Into a bank of foggy black ness, for night had fallen. I could not drag myseL away from the stirring scene around me, for I seemed held to the spot by a strange fascination. All at onoe a lurid light shot up, for a quantity of straw had been set and cracked as dry sea-weed and pieces of wood were heaped up to increase the glare, which appeared to gild the crests of the waves, and threw Into bold relief the figures on the sands— some gazing out to sea; some watching eagerly the fringe of breakers, ready to rush down and secure anything that might be washed ashore from the wreck. More straw was heaped upon the fire, and the flames and sparks rushed inland as they rose with the mighty current of air. and darted across the sand-bank. Out seaward all seemed black darkness, and the eyes strained after the life-boat were for a while, strained in vain. ing ing the don't wain hark ing The to one brave other land Tlie The to till upon instant, aud then seemed fire, and the flames roared All at once there was a cry of "Here she comes;" but it was prolonged into a wild wail of despair, for by the light from the fire the boat could be seen broadside l, and close inshore, and then, after tossing about for a moment, she was dashed, bottom upward, upon the sands. There was a rush to aid the men struggling in the surf. Seme were a dragged ashore; some scrambled unaid- of ed from the water; while more than a ff sucked back by the undertow; but the life-belts they wore kept them u1i8îk,-aad at Jiast, more or less hurt, m the whole crew wasHilfttf) three being are carried un to the village insenüdfb. I learned that the only one seriously injured was old Marks, who had so gallantly set the example that evening —an example which had resulted in the saving of flrteen poor creatures from a watery grave. Un entering the village I soon found where the old man had been conveyed 0 f and a few minutes after I was at the s bedside of the sufferer. I found him fl sensible; but with a change m his countenance that no amount of pain or suffering alone would have placed there, lie was quite calm, and smiled of 118 IT??? 1 ®!* a . „„ . whiBiwrad, stopping uTwl^the bloSd away that oozed from his Ups. "I fear so," he replied; "the shore is strewed with wreck. " "I knowed she would," he gasped. "Poor things, poor things! How many did we bring ashore?" I told him fifteen. "Ah!" he groaned, "not enough, no enough. " "But it wai a most gallant act," I said; "and more would have been saved era but for the accident. Where are you hurt? It is not serious, I hope?" on "Serious?" he whispered: and then, with a sad smile, "No; it ain't serious. I'm the only one hurt; and my time's up long ago—lour year and more. So it ain't serious." "Where are you hurt?" "Ribs all crushed," he whispered. "I was under the gunwale of the boat; and it's all over. I could see it in the one of in doctor's looks." A gush of blood stopped his utter ance, and I dared not whisper the comfort I could not feel. "It's all right, sir," he whispered, after lying with his eyes closed for about half hour—"It's all right, and an old tar couldn't die better than doin' his duty. I never thought to; but I always felt as 1 should like to die in harness, as they say, and so I shall; but I wish there had been more." "More what?" I said. "More saved," he whispered. "Yer see I've been afore now in action; and the Almighty only knows how many souls I've cut off; and I should like to feel sure as I'd saved more than I did for—that's all. Perhaps they might go in the scale, to help balance the bad." "But you did all as a part of your duty." "Ah!" he whispered, "duty! Yes, sailors should do their duty; and I felt it was mine to-night to go. We old men-o* to a call iu calm or storm; and when lives were at stake to-night I felt that I was called, and I hope I did my duty. Will you ask them fifteen to just say a word or two for the old man in their prayers, sir; I mean when I'm gone? I think I should like them to, for I'm an old sailor, and can't boast of my past life." 's men were trained to answer a "Have you no relatives?" I whisper ed; "no friends that you would like to see?" the a "Far away—far away," he said, with a mournful shake of the head; "and some are a-wait In' for me to join their watch. Don't leave me, sir," he said piteously. I promised I would not; and sat watching hour after hour listening to tbe hard breathing of the sufferer, who seemed to sink into a state of stupor, only moaning at intervals as he tossed his head from side to side of the pillow, and muttered a few words broken and half-spoxen. The storm gradually sunk, till the wind quite lulled; and about 3 o'clock I half drew the curtain and looked out upon the sea, which still tossed fearfully; though all above was calm aud peaceful—a light cloud just drifting slowly past the pale bright moon. I stood gazing at the soft blue sky, now so placid and serene, almost wondering that so great a change could have tuken place, when 1 started, for a voice behind me shouted: "Morning watch. Draw the curtain, and let the moon shine iu." 1 obeyed—turning cold, and trembl of side ing as I did so—still looking at the dv ing sailor, who sat erect in the bed. "Here," he said; and, as I approached the bed. he seized my band. "Hark! don't you hear that? It's the boats wain pipiDg for me to keep my ever lasting watch. Ay, ay, sir! Three— hark again I There's the waves a-slash ing upon the farther Bhore. Breakers aliead! breakers ahead 1 Look out there! The old vessel's stiuck, and she's going to pieces—the old seventy-four that's weathered so many a storrr »going ashore. Farewell, messmate; one short struggle, one cold plunge, and a hopeful heart—a brave striking out through the harsh breakers! Laud, ho! land, ho! on the other side—and it's a land of rest—a land of peace and hope. Now for it! Tlie rush of the dark waters is coming —blinding—dashing—but a bold heart, messmate. God bless you! I'm going ashore." For some minutes I sat motionless. The old man's eye had lighted up as he gazed straight before him out upon the moonlight heavens. His voice seemed to peal through the silence of the night, till I shivered as he described the wreck then taking place. To the last word, his voice had rung out loud and resonant; then he sank back motionless upon the pillow, stained now with his life-blood; and I passed softly from the room, for I knew that his life-bark was stranded by the sea of Death. an is was fore once and I est the was she was and to ing the the and gay was ble, did ity and FublonakU Flowm-a. One of the most sensible steps Dame Fashion ever took was when she dis carded the stiff, old-fashioned bouquet formed of mixed flowers, each one with a dagger through its heart, in the shape of B wlre; ttnd tUe whole awkward a ff a j r planted in the middle of a round piece of hideous lace paper. Such wholesale destruction is no longer per m itted, and in place of sticks and wires are the long stems of the flowers them gathered loosely together, tied with îoops'ôf rrb V uULhcli one or two choice buds droop their heads. Roses are the favored flowers ef the a moment, and where do they all come from? is the question. Think of the quantities required to meet the demands 0 f an exceptional season in society, as s the present in Philadelphia. Sixty fl ve debutantes in the field, and the fes tive ball rolling at its fullest speed, The constant round of gayeties is sub* ect to but one limitation; the number of night3 in the week> Think of the profusion of flowers at each one of Uiese anteiUinmenti. They fill every available space in the different apart is men ^®' twine over the staircases; they form arbore from behind which the *° ft 8tmins of music steal i they are touch of color to the sapper table *» at least oue bouquet is part of the toilot of every lady present; while ^ arms of the debutante have been known to carry as many as twenty I fragrant clusters. Where do the flow era all come from? A talk with a well-known authority on the culture of roses elicits the infor of of as a matlon that the majority of "new" roses, as they are called, come from England and France. What are called new roses aie usually those that we have not been accustomed to seeing. They have been kept out of sight for years, perhaps, in order to bring them to greater perfection, and then exhibited under a new name. F or example, the "Bon Silene" and "Niphetox" are both old roses. The "Bon Silene," not so beautiful as it is now, was well known in this country as long as fifteen years ago. Not being very popular it was discarded. Some individual grower succeeded in improving it so that it be came an established favorite in France, amd soon found its way to this part of the world. The "N iphetox" bud, with its long, white, slender petals, was grown here forty years ago. Then it lost sight of, and not heard of again till a man by the name of Granger le introduced it into the trade with France. He claimed it to be a new variety, but called it by its old name, and there were few, even among tho growers, with memories sufficiently long to recall it. The soil of Nice is especially adapted for these buds, and sends great quantities of them inio Paris, where they are primo favorites. The raising of roses is a tedious and diBappoiuting business. In France and Germany there are men of education who devote their whole time andthought to it. A prominent rose-grower is responsi ble for the statement Hint there are to go a I an black roses, the principle varieties of which are the Emperor of Morocco and Sultan of Zanzibar; as also that there are green roses, the Viridis being the best of them, rechristened by a dealer the "Fenian Bisters." Brides no longer limit themselves to the conventional orange blossoms, but fasten their veils with white lilacs, white rosea or lilies of the valley, and carry bouquets to correspond. Russian violets are in high favor; they are Tull rich flowers, blue-black iu color, with deep orange hearts and are very fra grant. English iyy is extensively used, similar having lost prestige. Very choice bouquets are made up of one half Russian violets and the other half Gloire de Paris roses. The modest field flowers are by no means forgotten ; they are extensively cultivated est in price. White clover, buttercups, daisies and chrysanthemums bring quite as high prices as do their more pretentious kindred,aud are thought es pecially appropriate for the debutantes, who often wear simple clusters of dais ies or buttercups at the waists of their fleecy-white toilets. Apple-blossoms are also cul tivuted they are usually forced from branches of the crab-apple tree and retain the blush tint and the delicious odor so suggest ive of fresh greeu swards. to sat to and and and are no longer mod sky, a the and will one not er dog It to fish on on Vanit y Fair at Sara toga. "If I am to be perfectly frank," said an English tourist, and I hope candor is as much prized among Americans as practiced by them—I cannot say that I was particularly charmed with Transa tlantic society as it unfolded itself be fore my gaze at Saratoga. More than once or twice that which I saw and heard irresistibly suggested to my mind Bunyan'sdescription of "Vanity Fair." Saratoga appeared to greet its well dressed guests with "eat, drink, and be merry," and they in turn seemed wild to obey the summons. I stayed at the Congress Hall—the old est and perliaps the most famous, of the great hotels—and I felt more solitary in the midst of the excitement and per petual motion of its crowds than any where else in America. There certainly was no lack of diversion, and had Lady Clara Vere de Vere been present, she assuredly would not have found time hang heavily on her hands. There was music from morning to night, and once or twice a week, by way of variety, there was dancing from night to morning. The men languidly smok ing on the broad and Bhady piazzas of the hotel, lounged through the sultry forenoon,and each day between 12 and 1 the majority of the guests, both ladies and gentlemen dashed off in all kinds of gay vehicles to the races. The evening was spent amid the pleasures of the ta ble, and as the night drew on, in prom enading through the leafy glades of the Congress Park, where the electric light did its best, with the American audac ity to stare the venerable moon out of countenance. There seemed a restless, and there undoubtedly was a very pre tentious air about the crowd at Sara toga, and the searcti for pleasure was apparently much more persistent than successful. Never m the whole course are ges the see in of of of my life had I seen such manifest signs of the general possession of wealth accompanied by such a widespread lack of refinement. Many of the ladies seemed to me to be arrayed in garments made fff»-Qt the Union Jack and the Stars and Stripes, a dash of pea cock feathers thrownYui variety^ The gay colors did not match well with the sallow complexions, and as a rule the effect f the reverse of pleasing. Of course, there were exceptions to this as to every other rule, and occasionally ones eyes were gladdened as they roamed wearily over a wilderness of uninteresting women by the sight of some coy and bewitching beauty. The display of jew'elry among old and young must have charmed the hearts of the negroes who danced attendance around, while the bonnets and dresses, for their costly frailty if not for their good taste, weuld have thrown a French milliner into ecstacies of delight. Yet in spite of all the splendor and the show the people, both men and women, seemed to be playing at enjoying themselves rather than doing so. One seldom heard a downright merry laugh, and there was a half listless, half fierce look ~~ many a face which neither music, nor dancing, nor dishes appeared to have power to dispel. to so Painting Upan I.aae. This work is an imitation of the old Cretan laces, which were made with colored threads arranged upon a black or white ground. It Is executed with water colors, and used for furniture lace or as trimmings to dress fabrics. The colors are made fast by the they will not stand washing, they will not take hurt from atmospheric causes. To paint: Use veloutine as a fixative, moist water colors mixed with Chinese white or body colors, red sable brushes, and work upon Yak or Cluny lace of good designs. Stretch the lace and pin it down to a drawing board, so that every part of it Is quite secure. Select the colors to use, aud where they are to be applied, and over every place that is to be painted lay on a wash of undi luted veloutine. When that is dry make a wash of Chinese white and vel outine, pass that over the parts alread sized with the veloutine, and then paint the lace with bright colors in a set pat tern. To make the colored design; Take the pattern woven in the lace as the starting point, and color it so that its chief lines are brought out by the shading more prominently than its oadary. Use light blue vermillion, crimson or gold for the chief lines; green, dark blue and dull red for the secondary. The more broken up and diversified the coloring, the better the effect. The colors usod are yellow ver million shading to dark crimson, old gold-colored yellows, yellow and olive greens and cobalt and Prussian blues. Lay them on without shading, mix them with Chinese white and veloutine, and see that they are thoroughly absorbed iuto the material. Metallic colors, such as gold and silver powder, ■ilyed in the Bame way to the lace. patterns of a fixative, and though of it of of a is are of a to Tull fra no es of be ap Side-show Shouter Shouting for a side-show is not the most esthetio occupation in the world, but it is has other advantages which attract the class of young men engaged in it. In yesterday's rain the reporter had a talk with one of the out-door men of one of the recent additions to the city's varied attractions m the amuse ment line, and that was what he said about the sliouter's business. When asked if that was all he could say for the business, he replied: "Oh, no; it gives a man a chance to travel, broad ens his views and gives him an under standing of human nature for which other occupation affords as great an opportunity. This rain has knocked business for this day, but give me one hour's sunshine and I will start in again with the enthusiasm of a man who has just entered the business. In the East a good shouter gets $25 a of the healthiest, and it week, and they advertise and are ad- j Yertised for just as any other class of, talent. It is a regular business there and well followed. Shouters erally docent fellows, but as their busi ness is often precarious they sometimes will accept a situation with an unre liable showman, and that, perhaps, is one thing which has prejudiced so many people against our trade. But shouting is our business, and it does not make much difference to us wheth er it is the amphibious and carnivorous dog or a panorama of the Holy Land. It is not an easy business to learn, but when once a man becomes accustomed to it he can shout before the crowned heads with the dignity and ease of a fish peddler in the most familiar alley on his business route. It is a great business in one way. You see, we don't have to pack any apparatus or carry any wardrobe. A man can start on a moment's notice. But hotel men his as to if gen are not apt to think any more of a traveler because he has no baggage. That is the way it goes—one thing balances another. There are advanta ges and drawbacks, ups and downs. The worst calamity of all, of course, is the failing of the voice. Did you ever see a shouter who couldn't shout? Well, he is the most melancholy man you ever will see. He pines away and dies. abuses him. to on as Before dissolution everybody The curiosities whose praises he has sung for years refuse to recognize him, and the boys who steal in under the tents make him the butt of all their jokes. He is the embodi ment of misery. You can knock him down with a straw. Try it." At this point the shouter paused. He had rattled off his story of the strange business in much the same style he would have assumed on his box in front of the show. He did not appear the least exhausted, but the reporter found some difficulty In keeping track of the ideas elucidated by the voluble show man. KI Kentucky What was once the town of New Lib erty, Ky.,is nothing now but a portion of f unfcQhio river.^ Never will it be known how mauy'souîs'ïïavê gülß. foçth ipfcft the infinite hereafter during this awful flood of 1884. Already from ail the villages and farmlands iuquiry is made for those of whose fate nothing can be learned. Receutlyas a steamer carefully plowed her way a shout for help was heard. To our right a faiut light was seen. A skiff lowered and put out toward this feeble ray. It returned with a motley craw. An old man, an old woman, five children. "These 'ems my grand-childrens; this 'eras my wife—their grandmother. My name's Col. WilliaYn Humphreys— Col. Wm. Humphreys, of Kentucky State, gentleman, sers, gentleman, evry inch of me, sers! Flooded, flooded. Goin' 'way, sers; goin' to my only livin' sou, sers. Can't stau' it; nothin' left, sers," explained the head of the family "Col. William Humphreys" and his brood were provided with state rooms. At breakfast the next morning the children ate like famished beasts. I sat near the old man. His silver bowed spectacles were tied on with a piece of twine; he glanced over them at me sliarply. "Don't mind 'em, miss," he said, "they'll soon fill up. Day before yes terday, miss, sence they lied a mouth ful. No stove left tuh cook on; nothin' left to cook." "I saved the banjo though," spoke up the old lady, whom her consort ad dressed as "Miss Mag." "Yes; I saved the banjo if the stove did go. Miss, can you pick?" "Pick what—cotton?" I asaed. "Oh. no; bless my soul no. Pick the banjo. Ef ye do, now, we can j ust have bit o'music. 'T'wd sort o' comforta me. My Sally, she used to pick right smart. " These strange Kentucky people! From the richest to the poorest, the most polished to the most simple, their calamity seems to slip from their minds like water from a duck's back. From all the larger towns which have suffered the least, dally small steamers start on excursion trips to view the scenes of disaster. The people visit these places where ruiu is spread every where, and the waters are but a sepul chre to hide the dead, with bands of music, with dancing and every appear ance of festivities. The agricultural editor of the New York Times says that no doubt many farmers who are intending to nndordrain their farms would save money by em ploying an expert at the first to lay out the whole system and make a good be ginning, and so avoid any possible mis take, whiob might coat ten dollars for every should not be forgotten that when a drain is laid it is laid. A stage driver was taxing a gentle man across country from the Pleasant Plains station Railway, yesterday, when the passen ger remarked that the snowstorm of Sunday was quite heavy. "Yes." said the driver, "but 'taint like the snows we used to have. Bee that plain there?" asked the venerable Jehu, pointing down the hill. "Well, one day in '56 I drove up to that peaked roof farm-house, stopped my team on the suow-erust beside the chimney,and dropped them provisions down through a chute in the snow " We may compare tbe soul to linen doth— it muse be first washed to take off its native hue and color and to make it white, and afterwards it must be ever and anon washed to preserve and keep it white. M t . Dalton Gibson asserts that on dissolving molecular proportions of ani line aud aurin iu aloohoi and evapora ting at a moderate temperature a red crystalline residue is obtained, soluble m alcohol, imparting to it oolor. It dyes silks in neutral solutions exactly the same Bhade as aurin. paid for skilled advice. It the Staten Island a it a orange !»-• II 1 Fie Pott. He sat by the stove In a Michigan avenue store, Detroit fully twenty min utes before speaking. He spread out his legs to encircle as much of the fire as possible, drew his sleeve across his nose at regular intervals, and there was a strong smell of burning boot leather as he finally looked up at the grocer and said: "Can you tell me why combustion causes a draught?" "No, sir," was the prompt reply. "It is positively wonderful how ig norant the masses are on scientific sub jects," continued the himself to an apple. "Can you tell me why this isinglass in your stove is not consumed by the heat?" "I guess it's because you keep all the heat off," was the sneering reply. "f ou are a liar, sir, and you say that to excuse your ignorance. Now, then, what pressure does water exert on the human body at a depth of sixty feet?' ''I'll exeit a pressure if you call me a liar again!" exclaimed the grocer. "What do you want here?" as he helped your body "I want to ask you if you understand the principle by which birds flv?" "You get out of this! I have no time to fool away with such nonsense!" "Nonsense!" piped the old chap; "why, I don't believe you know the amount of oxygen that you consume at each respiration." The grocer laid hold of the man to draw him to the door, but he caught a Tartar and was flopped on his back. "I exerted a force of about one-eigth horse power to accomplish that," said the old man as he knelt on the pros trate body. "A dead blow of twenty pounds from my fist would flatten your nose, while two pounds additional would crack your skull." "Git off'n me, or I'll slay you." "I seize your hair with a clutch equal to the grasp of a hand lifting fourteen pounds of iron and I bump your head on the floor with a force equal to nine pounds." "Let go my hair!" veiled Wie grocer as he kicked aud struggled«-*-■ "Y'tfU'are now using a force equal to eight pounds to the square inch," said the old as he bumped him again, "but it is useless. I shall uow exert a force equal to forty-eight grasshoppers to shut off your wind, and I will then administer a kick equal to the force necessary to upset a cord of four foot wood." When the grocer got up the man w as across the street. "Police! Police!" shouted the vic tun. "You exhausted six gallons of oxy gen in the first yell and five in the second," called the scientist, "but it was simply wasted. I will now make off at one-quarter of the speed exercised by an antelope in outrunning a lion. Good by sordid flesh-pot, good by." Cat' 1er'» >ry. "Hardly ," answered one of Chi cago's oldest bank cashiers, to the query of a reporter, who asked if such tilings as unclaimed bank deposits were of frequent occurrence. "Where he keeps his money," con tinued tUe banker, "is about the last thing a man ever forgets. But some times a depositor shuflies of his mortal coil without remembering to leave his surviving relatives any clue whereby they can learn who were his bankers. This is to them a truly distressing state of affaira, and it necessitates a thorough search of all the banks until the right one is found. No, very few people forget where they keep their money, or neglect to call for it sooner or later, "Hold on a minute," suddenly ex claimed the cashier, as the reporter taking his leave. "I have got a little story about a remarkable deposit once made here. That was twenty years ago. It has been advertised from Maine to California, but has never been claimed. But the most extraordinary circum stance connected with the affair is, that nobody in the bank ever saw the depos itor or issued him anything to show for his money." "How could that be?" "Just this way. That was in early times, when banks here were very in significant affairs compared with what they are now, aud there was compara tively so little danger of robbery that I used frequently to go across the street to lunch, leaving the door open and one in my place. Well, one day when I came back from lunch, I saw that some one had entered and left lying in the window-seat an old carpet-bag. i gave it no notice, thinking the owner would soon call and take it away. But he didn't come, and the bag still lay there whjn the time came for closing up. I threw it into the vault and went home. Several days later the office boy came across it aud brought it out, ask ing if he should throw it into the ashr barrel, as it appeared to be of no value. We thought we'd open it first and see if it contained any clue to its ownership or anything of value. I broke the lock with a paper-weight, the bag flew open and out fell and rolled all over the floor a shower of gold, mostly in small coins. Thar was absolutely all the bag contained, aim there was $330 of it. "And nobody ever called to claim it?" "They haven't yet, and I guess they are not liable to at this late date. It struck us strangely enough that any oue should be so forgetful about such a matter, and, when all our advertising was of strange indeed." "What was done with-" "What did we do with tho money? Oh, our new cashier employed it very advantageously in bringing his accounts into avail, we thought it very presentable shape to lay before the board of directors." Several bookkeepers who had been listening in open-mouthed astonishment to the cashier's story, grinned audibly at its appropriate ending, and the re porter, who hardly knew what to say, said nothing and took his leave. —A marble company at Rutland. Vt., employs more marble cutters, it is sorted, than all the Italian quarries put together. Mighty Comfortabla. The other night old Josh Nuckleson went to see Emma Abbott in "Faust." Before the curtain went up he re marked to a cost a "rite smart" to get into a town school-house, and that if he hadn't ter been "hongry" for fun he wouldn't have come, After the orchestra had been playing about fifteen minutes the old fellow remarked: "It takes them fellows a devliali long time ter tune up thar fidduls." "They are not timing up, they are playing," said the man in front of the critic. "Is that the music?" "Yes." "Sounds like they're playin' for a paralyzed man ter dance. It mout be music here, but ain't where I live. They wouldn't call hogs with such a tune. After the curtain went up, he re mained quiet for a long time, then leaned over and said: "When does the show begin?" "It's going on now!" "When will they do something to make a feller laugh?" "There's no laugh in it." "Then it ain't no show I come here to laugh. I ken see this sort o' thing any time. What I want is something to tickle me." People turned arouud and looked at him reproachfully. "They seem sorter s'prised ter see me here," he continued, "but if I'd er knowed as much a hour ago as I do now I'd er saved 'em the trouble o' twistin' roun'. They may call that a song, but I call it a squeal." "Hush your mouth," said aman who did not want to lose a note of the music, but who secretly wished some one would break out with "Mary's Run Away Wid a Coon," or "GoDown Mo sitting near that it "What's the matter, cap'n? "I want you to hush." "An' I want you tar hush, botherin' you. Wonder if they're goin' ter fetch around song books an' tickets iur the concert, what'll be the best part of the show, an' so forth? Who's the feiler with the red plaster on the back of his neck?" "The devil, hush." "The devel, eh? Wall, I'll wait a little longer, fur there oughter be a heap o' fun in ther devil." He quieted downfo^a wfciifl auiLLhen sailr: You're me as much as I am "The devil das disappointed me. Dry as the upper west fork o' Buckhorn creek in August." "Say, there," said a policeman, whose services had been called by the music loving people who sat near the disap pointed man. "Wall." "Hush that noise or I'll put you out of here." "Gimme my money back and I'll go Ottt "I will give it to you," said a gentle man, "Here," and he handed the old fellow $1.50. "That hits me where I live," he said as he stalked up the aisle. Beat, my way in an' am paid to go out. It mout not argy much in favor of my comp'y, but it makes my old jeans feel mighty com fortable. FAIM Prophets. The false prophets of Islam have been many and not a few of them have endeavored to follow the example of Mahomet and found an empire by force of arms. Not one of them, however, has been permanently successful, and if the Mahdi escapes capture or assassina tion he will be more fortunate than most of his forerunners have been. Mo seilama, who raised the standard of re ligious revolt during the lifetime of Ma homet, was defeated and slain during the reign of Abu Beer by Khaled Ebu al Walid, and A1 Aswad, who set up in the year of Mahomet's death, was almost immediately betrayed and decapitated. It occasion that Mahomet ed that ere th day of judgement Islam would be troubled by thirty oth er impostors. Soon afterward Toleiha Ebn Khowailed arose, but seeing the error of his ways recanted, and Sejaj Bintal Moudar, an early exponent of woman's rights, led many after her. Fn the reign, too, of Khalif al Mohdi, Ilakem Ebn Haaliem, called Al Mokan , and well-known as the veiled proph et of Khorassan, gained some success es, and might have gained more had lie not despaired and committed, suicide, and in the reign of Al Afotasem the still more formidable pretender Babac was executed, but not until he had slain a quarter of a million of his ene mies. Then came the Karmations and the Islimaelians, or Assassins, and the followers of Al Montanabi, and of Ba ba the Turkoman, aud or many more; so that if Mahomet's thirty impostors have not already appeared and disap peared again, the Mahdi must surely be nearly the last of the series. If, on the other hand, all the false prophets have come and gone, who istheMalidi? It is but too probable that Islam, or at least a great part of it will answer the question by proclaiming that Mahomet Ahmed is the Messiah. upon this declar The value of tree« In public thor A scientific ought arcs is well known, writer has reocntly asserted that they help to purify the air and increase its circulation, the evaporation from their leaves determining a current from above, and tho fresh air thus brought down assists in driving away ihe heated and dust-impregnated gasos'of the street. of foliage is, in hot, dry weather it moistens the surrounding atmosphere and bo renders it fitter to breathe, Ah >t lier Old putty can be removed without injury lo the sash or glass by passing a hot soldering iron over it. The heat of tho iron softens it readily, and per mits its removal with a knife or chisel witnont nraoh trouble. —Among the Inmates of the "Old People's Home" at Chicago is Guiteau's mother-in-law, —The Cleveland school authorities are considering the question of abolish ing semi-annual examinations. —Fifty-nine thousand and forty-seveo pupils are enrolled in the schools of 8t. Louis. The expenses of the schools for 1888 amounted to $872,000.