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ülljc Pelatoafc Ceîhtef. NUMBER 15. NEWARK, NEW CASTLE COUNTY, DELAWARE, MARCH 29, 1884. VOLUME VII. T PERENNIAL BEAUTY. funds my when she with forted in Ever the Spring returns with ski oh serene. And buliny breath of Infant buds and flowers; Ever the hills renew their primal gi Aud melodies that gladdened first hours Are heard again in mauy a hazel sereeu. earth's Warm hearts turu cold, quick pulses oease to*b«!at ( And love grows languid in the lapse of time; But beauty still tempts youth's pursuing feet, Bright eyes oi eager bear time endless themes for pass ioned rhyme, And lovers' will be forever sweet. Great souls have died for truth and left their fame To be the watchword of another age; But virtue, Justice, courage, and high aim Descend through time, a common heri tage, And heroes live to-day in all but name. could ised for come I low head soft, her of life to a who six Years wax and wane, the good and true re main; How sweet lovo is mine heart tell Miuo eyes have seen the Bummer lu the plain, Aud in the crowded street, unwittingly, may liavo passed a martyr iu his pais. H 11 THE DOCTOR'S WIFK. It was U dull November evening, and I had been upon my feet all day; head and heart aching over pain and sorrow that I could do so little—so very little to aid and comfort For I was a young physician, with a large practice among the very poor, and an Income so narrow that 1 had to pinch and save. My house was my own, a dismal, tumble down mansion that had once held aristo cratic owners. But the tide of fashion had swept away from it, and I inherited •it from a long-dead uncle, and kept 'it because nobody wanted to buy it. Here in the few habitable rooms, Martha, my housekeeper, cook, maid-of-all work, and domestic tyrant, made my home as comfortable as our very small means allowed. Whatever else of com fort failed me, I was always sure of a good fire. It threw a red light upon my sitting-room as I entered, and 1 drew off my soaked boots, and ventured to order a cup of coffee. I was sipping it contentedly, and congratulating my self that I was to have a long, pleasant evening, when an ominous ring at the bell startled me. "Will you please tell the doctor Mrs. Rivers is took bad again?" There was no help for it. The last drops of fragrant coffee were hastily swallowed, and with one fond, lingering look at the ruddy, smiling grate, I was off again for a half-mile tramp through the mud and slush. 1 know as I plodded along, that my errand was a vain one. Airs. Rivers was dying of an incurable complaint. But ot all my many pa tients there was no one who more strongly enlisted our sympathy than Mrs. Rivers. Living in a wretched attic with scarcely food to eat, she bore in her face, voice and manner the proof • of refined culture and high breeding. One child, a little girl of about ten years, was tho companion of her pov erty, the sole comfort of her dying hours. It was pitiful to see the child, fair and painfullyslender, waiting with womanly patience and self-control at the bedside of her mother. I knew when I entered the room, upon the dull November night of which I write, that 1 need never again climb those steep stairs to give my poor aid to Mrs. Riv ers. The paroxysm of acute pain was over, but death had drawn its fingers over the sufferer's brow, leaving his un mistakable traces there. "Mamma would not take the opiate," Lina whispered to me, "because she wanted to speak to you I am to go down stairs,but you will call me as soon as you can, will you not?" "As soon as she wishes it," I said, taking the little scarred hands in mine. "Yon shall not bo kept from her, dear child." She looked up gratefully, through a mist of unshed tears, and then went down stairs, while I drew up the only chair hi the room, m answer to the soft, pleading eyes fixed upon me. While strength was granted to her, Mrs. Riv era told me the sad story of her life, aud gave into my care a few relics of better days, to keep for Lina. For Lina! That was the dying woman's only sor row, as she drew near to the land of shadows. I, who knew how carefully the child had been guarded aud cher ished amidst her rough surroundings, understood only too well the agony of her mother's heart at the prospect of having her thrust into a work-house. A wild resolution came into my heart. in the her the in all a of me of or "Mrs. Rivers," I said, gravely and gently, "you have shown in the last hour that you trusted things. Will you put one more trust in me?" in many "Have you not been my kind, patient friend for many months?" she an swered. "Will you, then, trust Lina to my care while I try to find her relatives? I will be all a brother can be to her." A flash of joy irradiated the wan, dy ing face. "God bless you," she said. "May a mother's dying blessing rest ever upon your head." "Amenl" t whispered, as I went call the child. Then I returned to watch until the last, holding the slender little figure close to my side, glad in my inmost heart that 1 hud long before won Lina's affection. When the end came, she turned to me witli a patient resignation, heart-breaking to witness iu one young. ".Mamma said l must be glad she was to have no more pain," she said, wist fully; "but it is very hard to be glad without her." "Very hard," I replied, "unless you thiuk all the time how happy she now." It was a deep dip into my «lender to IO m funds to provide decent burial for the widow. Martha did not take kindly to my adopted sister. She sniffed and pro tested. But knowing my will was law when necessary, she submitted. But she burdened the sensitive, loving heart with tales of my deprivations, not knowing how the gentle presence .gpin forted me, l would find Lina curled up in my chair with a book open before her reading by the firelight, but with traces her face. She was my itary end to for sion long this I aud is in her my a the I oi tears ever eager to do me service. I could not bear the thought of sending her to school, so I taught her in what leisure time I could command. And while I could give her little beyond the bro therly care and protection I had prom ised lier mother, I advertised for her relatives that might come any day and snatch her from me. I tried to hope, for Lina's sake, that they would soon come to give her a luxurious home, but I knew my life would be sadly lonely, missing her. When she would draw a low seat to my side, rest her golden head of curls upon my knee, lift her soft, brown eyes to mine and talk in her low, sweet voice, I of a serene peace, such as my lonely life had seldom known. I loved her very, very dearly, and 1 was all she had to love. So we two, man and child, passed through the long winter, quietly happy in being together. Spring had come, when I was summoned hastily to a railroad accident. One of the first who demanded my care was an old chum of mine. More than once I had thought of him in the long winter just passed, but I had no clue to his where abouts. Wi.en my painful duties were over, I returned to the low cot bed upon which he lay, and asked lum something of his life, since our parting six years previous. COliseinUS boys, at go a of of of I "Ah!" he said, "there have been many changes, old fellow. My father is dead, I am married and have two baby of "And where is your home," "It. will bo in N-, but I have been in this county but a few months. To tell the truth, I am here npou an errand at sad and hopeful." "What is that?" "It is a long story. I had a sister whom I loved very foudly, and who was with my father when I went abroad, twelve years ago. Soou after my de parture she married a scamp, a thor oughly bad man, who hoped to finger her inheritance. You know what wo men are. The mote my father opposed the match, the more closely Caroline clung to the lover who was all perfect in her eyes, Iu spite of all entreaty, all opposition, she married him, making a runaway match at length. My jatlier threw her off, and after a few months of angry solitudo in his old home, joined me in Paris. I wrote to Caroline, but never received any answer. When my father died less than a year ago, he re pented his harshness to his only daugh ter. He would not alter his will, that left me a wealthy man and my sister a beggar, but he begged of me to find her and divide* the inheritance. I had made my home in Paris and married a French lady, so that I could not at once leave that city and take possession of my home in N property. But as soou as I could I came to England. One of the first newspapers I opened advertised for me or my father, iu my sister's name, and begged me to send my address to this place. I only waited to establish my family in their new home and came here." , and my father's "Seeking Caroline Rivers?" "Ah! you know?" "Yes,for the advertisement is mine." Then I told him of his sister's death, and where he would find his niece. "I have your sister's marriage certi ficate, that of her husband's death, and Lina's birth, and some few inexpensive trinkets she said that you would recog nize." 1 canuot dwell upon it. My little household fairy drifted out of my life again, leaving a blank darkness nothing would lighten. Her uncle was only slightly hurt, and in less than a week was journeying back toN-, carrying Lina to the ideal home I had often im prized hiul never shaken her tender memory of our winter together. I could not have my practice in one city and Lina under my care in another, so I sold my home aud came to N-. ' 1J the gentle patience of her girlhood affined for her. sorry when she was gone. In the seven years that followed I fession by dint of hard work and study. It was uphill work, but I neared the top by steady application, and was already in easy circumstances, when I fell heir to a moderate fortune. Not. tale, but sufficient for ease from pecun iary care for this came to me, a letter reached my home from my old friend, Gordon Wal ters. We had never corresponded, but he wrote—"Lina is quite ill, with the same disease, I think, of which poor Caroline died. We have had the best advice for her, but she fancies that you, and you alone, can cure her. Can you come and try your skill for her? It is useless for me to tell you how profound will lie our gratitude if you can help Ei Martha was in my pro vast es life-time. Soou after and last in an my I dy a upon the she was wist glad you her." It hail been a theory of mine that this same disease 1 always considered incurable could be eradicated from the system if taken in time. Its in roads were made so gradually that, rule, the patient applied for relief only when it Never can I forget the expression of the pale face when I first stood beside A thrill of joy unutterable filled a to too late. her. my heart when 1 read there certainty that 1 had been hold in loving remem brance during all the long years of sep aration. In our many long talks 1 learned that all the love lavished upon her, the happiness of her new home, the advantages of education she highly IO m was needed for the course of treatment compelled to prescribe, but she never questioned the wisdom of the harshest measures, or shrank from any remedy I advised. So, together, my patient and I won back the boon of health to the young frame, and I proved my theory by curing Lina of the hered itary illness we had all feared would end her young life. And while I strove to master the disease, I found my love for the child I had taken to my i>oor home was but the beginning of my manhood's one strong love. My profes sion had filled heart and brain for mauy long years, and my lonely life had known no sunshine so bright as the winter visit of my child love. But in this intercourse of more mature years I learned that God-sent lesson of true aud perfect love, lacking which no life is complete. And I won an answering devotion from the fair, sweet maiden, who seemed but my child come back to me. In all lier years in her uncle's home, the petted darling there, my Lina had lost nothing of that modest grace and patient sweetness of her child life. Bbe seemed too fair and gentle for this rough world. When I told her she was well, needing no more my skill or care, she lifted her eyes with a strange fear there "Well," she answered, "does that mean that you will leave me alone again?" Then I told her how I loved her, and the sweet face rested upon my bosom, and the low voice answered— I a It tender, loving I "I have loved you since first I saw youl You will not leave me again?" "Never!" And I have kept my word. There voice raised in opposition when was I sought my bride, and once more my fireside is brightened, my home oheerd, my heart made happy, by the gentle presence of Lina, my wife. Frlix ea* of Wales. i utli 'milles of The lovely Princess of Wales is the most tieloved of all ttie members of the royal family, and it is much regretted that the probability is site will bé less and less in public and in society. And certainly there is no one to taka her place. She has a charm of person all her own, a charm that wins all hearts and makes her popular with all classes of the people. The Queen's disinclina tion for all public and social duties has thrown the burdens of royalty upon the Prince of Wales, and he has won enor mous and merited popularity by meet ing every demand upon his time, his strength and his purse. And his love y and dutiful wife has shared both his cares and fatigues. This strain, under the circumstances, ought not to be put upon the Princess much longer. First of all, her health is not what it once was, although she Is a wise conservator of her own strength, which she faith fully devotes to the care of her lovely children so far as public and social duties permit. But the princess has a stiff knee, and this slight lameness prevents her walking with ease, and she dislikes to appear publicly where walking is a ne cessity. However, one is Informed that the saddest part of this sad story is that the Princess, deafness, which has long been a great infirmity, is that it cuts her off from ready enter course with society, and she begins to shrink, not unnaturally from the out side world. On the other hand, the Prince o Wales is out and about much of tho time, as it is both his duty and pleasure to be. He is phenomenally active, and one reads of him as being Retimes here, there and everywhere. Iiis manners, which are quite Spanish in punctilious ness, are always affable aud engaging, and he is sought, m society and for pub lic occasions, not only for the sake of his rank, but also for his own sake, It is commonly understood that with his most intimate gentleman friends and in the most free-and-easy circumstances the heir to the throne of England if first of all and always a gentleman. a a at I me my bad life im Stoi There Is on many farms more or les of ground so rocky that it will not re pay the expense of cultivation, and all such siKits should be planted with trees. These may be got out of the wood - what would be cheap« 1 ' «isier, and probably much ehectual, the seeds r.f »«mous kinds ot trees could be sown imitating as nearly as possible the nat ural processes which have produced all the forests of the country. The seed of the different trees should be gather ed iu the woods just at the time they fall naturally, and they should be imme diately planted in little shallow holes among the stones, and covered with a little earth. There the rains of autumn, the snow of winter, and the sunshine of spring would bring up a crop of young tio* which should be fenced in from cattle ai« left to themselves. They would require no labor after th8 first sowing and fencing, except ubsequent thinning out from year to year of those that are too crowded, or most valuable for economic purposes. If hickory nuts, black walnuts, butternuts, cliestuuts, and the seeds of sugar plums, pines and spruces were any of them or all of them sowu here and there over the place in tended for a grove, the most valuable kinds and those that thrive best could bo ultimately left to become great trees. After ten years, the annual thinning of this grove for firewood, fence, hoop lioles, railroad ties, etc., would probably make it as vuluable a part of the farm as any other; and when the black wal nut and butternut trees become large enough to be sold to cabinet makers the value of the grove would be very great. The present race of farmers may say ^ ie y wou id not live to see the tree bo I come for the cabinet makers; but city 110ue the less would the growth of that so grove increase the value of the farm ' every year, and that whether the owner sold It or left it to his children. top heir my but the poor best you, you is help was es this from in only of filled a sep 1 upon Sumatra'« Tobaoco. A letter from Mariendal, Sumatra, says: "We are now several miles from the town, in the midst of enormous tobacco plantations, every a province in itself. Gaunt, half-clad, brown faced men may be seen creeping like ants about the edge of the jungle, while on every side there start up out of the sea of vegetation those long, low, barrack-like sheds where the tobacco leaves are dried aud pressed, in the nearest of which are working the 400 Chinamen who were summoned to their labor an hour ago by the blast of a cow's horn. the ted I I of which is like "Now, n said our hospitable host, Myn heer Van der Hoe von, with the bright ness of a genuine Dutch welcome on his bold brown face, "we must show you and your lady how we work here. It is a pity that you did not come in the spring time, for then you would have the planting and the growing, and the packing, and all the rest of it. But there is nothing going on except the drying of leaves, which is being done in that shed that you see yonder. It is but seldom that you can get two crops in succession (crops of tobacco. I mean) from one piece of land. Some of our neighbors have done it, but in general it is better to plant it with rice or something of that sort aud not try tobacco on it again for six or seven years. That what have done here, Ho points to a wide belt as you see. of padi rice which stretches far away to the right, its tender green contrasting very prettily with the dark masses of wooding behind it. Iu the edge of the jungle gapes a deep gash, showing where fresh ground is being cleared for new tobacco plantations. "That's one of the sacred trees of the Malays," explains to my questioning look. "There are several which they hold sacred, and when we begin cutting down the jungle to clear new soil for our tobacco plant ing the people come to us and beg us to spare this tree course, we always do it. Now, here we are at the drying-shed; shall we go in?" guide, in answer y to of It in if that tree, and, of Iu we go accordiugly. The interior is very much like a rick-yard, with tobacco stacks instead of liay-ricks, among wiiich a perfect army of half clad Chinese coolies, 400 strong, are hard at work sorting, ranging and stow ing. So overpoweringly strong is the scent of the half-dried tobacco leaves that a sm >ker would have nothiug to do but to take in an empty pipe with him and enjoy a good hard smoke gratis, merely by inhaling the air through it. But the Chinamen, whether habituated to It by long use, or fortified against it by the superior power of opium, breathe this perfumed atmospiiere as easily as if . "That it were the purest air of the is how we measure the heat, you see," says our host, calling our attention to the hollow bamboos, thrust through the heart of eacli stack, with a stick inside it, which, when pulled out, is almost too Hot to touch. "It must neVer lie above or below a certain point, you know. In stead of stripping off the leaves at once, we hang up the whole plant to dry, and do not strip it till it is quite dried. The Sumatra tobacco, however, will not do for cigars. It is only used for what we generally call 'deckblatt* (cover leaf), which covers the outside of the cigar. Last season the United States took a great deal of our tobacco, and we ex pect that they will take more still, in spite of the duty, which is one guilder (40 cents) per bale of 1(50 pounds. The usual price is .two and a half guild era ($1) per pound, and the ordinary cost of transport to Europe about $1 per bale. Midway along the grove of tobacco stacks (each nearly as high as a man's head), which runs down tho centre of tho building, hangs a ponderous iron steam-punch, ail ready to squeeze the loose leaves into those compact bales which fit into the hold of a merchant man as neatly as bits of mosaic. re all all a of in and in of wal the say bo but that "Do you go much into coffee growing in these parts?" asked I, suddenly re calling the now forgotten Dutch novel of "Max Havelaar" (which I read years ago in Bt. Petersburg), and its furious tirade against the unparalleled iniquity of Dutch coffee-growers and Dutch coffee-brokers in the far East. "No; Java's more the place for that. Here In Sumatra we grow very little, for as a rule it does not even pay its own ex penses. I have a small plantation a few miles from here, but I don't expect I shall ever make anything out of it. Tobacco's the great tiling here, and the profits upon that are very large iu spite of the duty. The Deli company, which is tho chief tobacco-growing concern in these parts, paid a dividend of 98 per cent, this last year, and I think they'll go'even higher tlian that lief ore long, especially if America continues to buy from us." "If you so seldom get two tobacco crops in succession off the same piece of ground, and if you have to clear fresh land every year for your planting, some of the plantations must be of a very respectable size." "They are indeed One plantation belonging to the Deli company, which you passed on your way up here, extends straight in miles, and there are some larger even than this. But when you remember that in the planting season each man has the charge of a piece of ground 300 feet Jong by 20 broad, and that there are400 or 500 you may think how much space must be required altogether." direction for thirty-six employed on each plantation A man's brain weighs three aud a halt pounds A womau's brain is some what lighter but of fluer quality. That is what enables her to taate lard in her neighbor's pastry. — ths of of Vauderbilt'« Slirewdue«». While the Central train for the west was waiting at the station in Albany the other day, for the Boston train, the passengers in the smoking car were entertained by a conversation conduc ted in pretty loud tones about Vander bilt. One man said it was au outrage that Vanderbilt did not throw out any flag from his residence on Evacuation day, and that hisses from the proces sion were the consequence. And then considerable was said about Vander bilt's greed and uncharitableness. "Well," said a well-dressed man, puffing away at his cigar, "I can tell you a story about Vanderbilt that con cerns myself, and that I know all about—no hearsay. Several years ago I was conductor on the Fourth-avenue horse railroad, New York. It was at the time when the twenty-cent piece first made their appearance, and you know they looked very much like and were about the sizo of the twenty-five cent pieces, llorse car conductors had to keep a sharp lookout for these pieces or they would take them for twenty-five cents. When in the neigh borhood of Madison square one day W. II. Vanderbilt got in my car. As I passed along to collect fares he gave me a twenty-cent piece and I promptly gave him fourteen cents in change. When we got up to the station where were to change horses I was sent for t <f come to the office. There sat Vanderbilt, and he began at once to ask me question». He did not know whether I knew him or not, but I did. Said he: as it by as "Y ain't you?" "Yes." "What's the fare on this railroad?" "Six cents." "Are you pretty good at arithme 're a conductor on this road, tic? "Yes, sir." "Do you remember what change you gave me?" "Yes, sir; fourteen cents." "Do you know what piece of uiouey I gave you?" "A twenty-cent piece, eh?" (and soon a change came over iiis counten ance. which up to this time had been pretty severe and stern). "Have you got the piece?" "I think 1 have, sir," and the piece was produced. Vanderbilt looked at it carefully, and added : "That's what I gave you eh?" Then it was the conductor's turn. "1 think I have convinced you against your will." "I was a trifle worried," said the conductor, "as to what might grow out of the incident, for I did not want to be turned out of my place, especially for any lack of duty or attention on my part. However, my anxiety was soon received. Several days passed when 1 received a note from "the office telling mo that I had been promoted. To my joy, I found a desk in the gen eral office waiting for me at vt good salary, and I have been there since. I have no reason to find fault with Vauderbiit." a Cum. Vanderbilt'« Widow. An interesting rumor comes from New Orleans to the the effect that Gen. George Pierre (he has dropped the Pierre) Toussaint Beauregard is about to marry Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt, the widow of the dead Commodore. Beauregard, as ail the world knows, was one of the greatest engineers offi cers on either side in the late war. Carefully trained at West Point, where he graduated second in his class in 1840, he rendered valuable services to the United States in the Mexican war, and invaluable services against it in the war of the rebellion. He is considered to day one of the foremost military engin eers of his time by competent critics. Some of them contend that he is tho equal ef any engineer since Vauban. Certain it is that lie is very highly spoken of, and that some of his work— that at Manassas battlefield, in Virginia for example—is pointed out by the older officers of the a »my as a model for the young lieutenants of the corps. He is, however, nothing more than a great engineer. He was not a good fighter, and after the war lie failed signally in an attempt 4 to revive a Southern rail road which was on its feet within six months after he left its presidency, and is now striding forward into permanent prosperity. Perhaps, since we have no great engineering work for him to do, Gen. Beauregard is best employed as he is at present in assisting to man age a lottery enterpiise at a salary of $10,000 a year. Gen. Beauregard is a short, shapely, handsome old gentle man, with gray hair aud white mous tache and a ruddy face. He has the appearance and accomplishments of a courtier of the days of Louis XIV., aud, withal, hosts of friends. He has buried two wives and has a married son a a in a aud a married daughter in New Orleans. Mrs. Vanderbilt was the reigning belle of Mobile while yet very young, in the years immediately preceding the war. She was not pretty, but was exceeding ly attractive—"handsome," "stylish," lovely," the old beaux say. She married William II. Elliot, a New Orleans law yer but thoy did not agree with one an other, and finally separated by way of the courts. For several years Mrs. El liot, who was still very attractive, sup ported herself and her mother by teach ing music. They had met the Vander bilts before her first . .. . , ,, . .... ter the war, and when Mrs. \ anderbilt died Mr. Vanderbilt married Mrs. El iage, and it is said that the Commodore, who admired them, quietly contributed to their sup port through her mother, after her sep aration from her husband. Be this as it may, they met again in the North af liot. Now she is a handsome widow of about forty, with a legacy of $800,000 — 1100,000 for each year of her life with ths Commodore, as some one has ob served—and nothing to prevent her marrying anybody she pleases to marry. Mrs. Vanderbilt is, as is well known, like her late husband, a great admirer of the Rev. Dr. Deems, of the Church of the Strangers, New' York city. Van derbilt University at Nashville, Tenn., probably owes its existence to the ap peals made by Dr, Deems and Mrs. Vanderbilt to the dead millionaire. General Beauregard, a creole in every thing else, is presumably a member of the Roman Catholic Church. a Men iu l'ettlc« Men appeared in Elizabeth's time in ruffs, plaited, and plaited as daintily as any dame; they carried fans and pocket glasses by which to arrange any occasional disorder in their dress. Then too, they carried muffs, and revived a fashion of wearing earrings. But lest it should seem that this arraignment of men is, piece by piece, taking from our forefathers all title to should be mentioned that to nally belonged the right to wear ruffs by virtue of original ownership. It was only when ladies invaded mascu line privileges, and took to ruffs, that a competition began, in which each sex strove to outdo the other fn extrava gance, aud the heads of people appeared as if borne on linen trenchers. Ear rings. too, were worn by men before the conquest. This cannot be held to exonerate men from blame nor divert from the conclusion that at certain periods men have generally adopted aud unseemly display and been guilty of an effeminate refinement in dress. It is not so much to the discredit of Englishmen that they wore petticoats and stomachers in early days, when those were recognized parts of male costume, as it is to the disgrace of their descendants who took up the wearing of fripperies and fineries proper to wo men—the dissolute cavaliers who, after the restoration, pranked themselves out in laces and ribbons and feathers and flowing curls, or the cravated and bewigged dandies and maccaronies of the succeeding reigns, who, with their garnished coats, laced enffs, silk breeches, clocked stockings and buckled shoes were at least as fine and certainly no less depraved than their fathers. It is well that masculine dress has cation, and has become generally dark aud somber in color, so that, although "mashers" and "dudes" perpetuate effeminacy i the advantages which gaudy apparel and common garments might give them in parading the degenerate dain tiness of which they seem so unworth ily vain. respect, it origi distinct lines of dernar they have not at least "Our American Couh Speaking of Pompeii a well known Presbyterian divine of London, now visiting Naples, has told one of the best things connected with the buried city tiiat lias been heard for a long time. This divine has not only the advantage of being a Scotchman, but also that of having had some experience in America —in travel in the U nited States, and in residence in Canada only a few hours distant from the "Greater Britain," as Sir Charles Dilke termed our country. A few days ago, at dinner time, he per ceived opposite to h im at the tablo-d 'liote of his hotel a gentleman who, by his peculiar observations, freely given iu backswoods English, proclaimed him self to be an American, and one of those men, probably the son of an ig norant Irish emigrant, who, by native force of character, had worked up from poverty to a certain degree of affluence. His brain, however, had not been filled with knowledge as his purse had been with dollffts. ly had succeeded neighborhood as a lumberman or a small trader, and finding himself pos sessed of means, thought that a little foreign travel would set him up in the world. Vanity aud great self-esteem are oftentimes the accompaniments of acquired wealth without culture and these two qualities prevent such men from getting information by inquiries, as they do not wish to show their igno rance by asking quest ous about tilings which others seem to know all about. So ourbackwood8 "American Cousin" had come all the way to Naples, and had never heard of Pompeii, although he "had heard tell of Vesuve." No ticing that travelers all around him went to Pompeii, he considered it tho correct thing for him to do. He had been here two weeks, and had never pul a single «luestion about the city, so that when he arrived there, entering it by the marine gate, down which poured the commerce of Pompeii eighteen cent uries ago, lie was taken aback to see ruins of houses emerging from the strata of pumice-stone and ashes. He for once orgot his ignorance, aud with an air of surprise, horror,and almost stupefac tion he exclaimed:—"What on airth's in of a a He evident his own of the matter with this place? Somethin's wrong here! Why it seems ail kivered up, and the peepul all ded!" It has been the standing joke witli his compan ions eyer since. But his shrewdness and a general thing, keep native wit, him even with the John Bulls who sur round him. — Vancouver, W. T., seems to be the headquarters for runaway couples in that neighborhood. Ninety runaway couples from Oregon w during 1683. —It has been decided by the Attorney General of Iowa that the salaries ol teachers not so paid interest can be collected on arrearages. A Montana statesman is named M-, giunis to. Maginnis, The middle let ter jg thought to stand for Maginnie, married there is as due monthly, and when af and a vague suspicion is footiug that ho may be of soent. gaining a Irish de of Fruiting—How and Wbut. It are ing the The manner in which we often see trees hacked and cut, with long stubs left at the base of the branches cut off, and strips of bark peeled down from the place where they were removed, indi cates a lack of intelligence or care, or both, on the part of the operator. The man who has the care of an orchard trom the start can give no valid excuse for having badly-shaped trees, so far as pruning can control them. A fruiterer should be able, as he stands by his young tree, to look into his future and mentally see that tree when grown to large size, aud to judge of the effect that every branch he leaves on it will have on the shape and balance of the head. Every limb not needed to com plete the symmetry and balance of the head should be rubbed off with the hand as soon as it appears. A forked tree should not be suffered to live. It is an insufferable nuisance. If one branch cannot be cut off and the other used for the stem of the tree, then let both be removed aud a vigorous sprout be select ed from those that start and trained for a trunk forming a head at the proper height. But trees are often required to be pruned after having reached a consi derable size. In that case two or three general principles should be kept in view. One 'is that a perfect balance should always be maintained in number, weight aud extent of the branches over the base of the trunk of the tree. An other is that the centre of the head should always be kept free and open to access of both air and sun-light. Fruit that grows entirely in tho shade is neither so highly colored nor so finely flavored as that which has had the ben efit of sun-light. In pruning a large tree the operator should begin at the centre and prune outward. All branches not needed to make a well-balanced head, with branches evenly distributed, must go. The brauches left should be so far apart that even when grown large they may not interfere by rubbing or chafing. The style of growth of a tree is to be taken into account in pruning, so that the shape of the tree may be properly regulated and controlled. If the tree is a spreading grower, the low'er and outside branches should be cut in preference to the upper or inside branch es; but if it be a very upright grower, then the reverse course is to be followed. Wherever gaps surrounding branches may be cut back to buds or branches pointing in the direction of such vacancy. By giving attention to these principles it is not difficult to so control the form of the tree vacancies occur the to have a well-balanced, shapely tree that will carry heavy crops without the danger of splitting to pieces or tumbling out by the roots, as is too fre quently the case with ill shaped and badly balanced trees. Ilow to Doty Old Ago. it It has been generally believed for a long time that sooner or later the sci entists would discover the secret of indefinitely prolonging human life. Why people should cease to be young in appearance and feeling when, in reality, they are young in years, and why they should grow old, fall into the sere and yellow leaf and shuffle off thip mortal coil just when they are begin ning to enjoy life, are mysteries of a tantalizing aud yet fascinating charac ter. But general reflections are not in order in discussing a matter of such vital interest. The world will learn with breathless interest that the scien tists have at last succeeded in agreeing upon a course of treatment which, they think, will have the effect of pending the encroachments of old age. The fact having been noted that, after passing middle life the process of ossi fication becomes markedly developed until it ushers in senile decrepitude, it has occurred to our scientific friends that the arrest of this ossifie tendency would naturally ward off or delay the coming of old age. To make it still plainer suppose we put it iu this way: Old age, instead of being an accumula tion of years, is simply a slow but steady accumulation of calcareous matter In the system. The preven tion of the deposit in any considerable quantity of this calcareous matter is a bar to the approach of the physical and mental decline called old age. It would be interesting to follow these scientists stei> by step in their investigations and discoveries, but within the limits of thia brief article we have barely space for their conclusions, The main point is the method recommended for the prevention of calcareous accumulations. Of course this is a matter of diet. We must bread in moderation, fruit in abundance, fish, poultry, young mut ton and veal. Nitrogenous food must be avoided. The uext thing is to drink several glasses of distilled water con taining ten or fifteen drops of diluted phosphoric acid every day. This has the effect of dissolving any cîilcareous matter in the system. Believers in the Malthusian theory will probably view this discovery with disapprobation, and it is not to lie denied that the effect will be to augment our population. To some extent it will create a revolution iu the business world. If aged men go to dosing themselves with distilled water and phosphoric acid in stead of "red eye," there is no telling how long they will last, and their refusal to be laid lay the progress of our young men, or make them push forward with redoub led energy. The future experiments of the scientists in their tussle with eld Father Time will be watched with in tense interest, as the result intimately concerns us all. middle the shelf will de Tho ouriois man goes about to gratify his curiosity but he will probably never travel far enough to find a l/ thing more curious than h Unser. a Shaking UamU. There is a philosophy in handshaking. It is an indication of character. It gives expression to the degree in which you are appreciated or esteemed by another. There are a variety of methods of shak ing hands—according to temperament, disposition or occasion. Some seize your hand with a fervent grasp—one foot extended—and holding your eye with their own. Such is the salutation of the jolly tar, ready to share "the last shot in the locker" with the stranger of the hour. Others, again, seize your hand with as much fervency, and many mean as well towards you, but pass your cheek, with eyes steadily set, as if looking for some undefined ghostliness beyond, and seeming to con verse with the same. Others give too great a show of fer vency to the salutations, causing your fingers to tingle with pain; you invol untarily glance at the injured hand, ex pecting it to have been compressed into one horrid, bruised, extended dextei, finger. Others, again, add to this ex hibition of muscular power, by swing ing your hand up and down, a sort of intimation that they are about to "pump" you. A few come so close to you that you can feel their breath upon your face; thers seem to be experimenting on the greatest distance at which the saluta tion can be exchanged. Some daintily offer you the tips of their fingers; it means that they are not disposed to be especially gracious. Others, again, take your whole hand, even endanger ing the immaculated whiteness of your wristbands. The most agreeable shake of the hand is that meaning, welcoming grasp, warm but not painful in pressure, wiiich stands guarantee to the sympathetic look and kindly-spoken word. The most abominable hand-shaking is that lazy, listless offering, giving no pres sure, and averse to receiving any. We have shaken hands with such persons, and the'memory of it has annoyed us for an hour afterward. It was like touching a wet dish-cloth or a cold, quivering frog. An embarassing shake of the hand is when the party greets you hastily, yet silently, as if he felt guilty of boldness, or was not quite sure that he had not been misled by a resemblance. It is as awkward as a pause in conversation. Perhaps to young lovers the quiet, half-unintentionul contact of hands is the most pleasant, that soft, lingering restlessness; that delicious remaining at love's dictation; that faint attempt at withdrawal, at propriety's sugges tion; that electrical thrill of contact which fires the veins, modulates tho voice, colors the cheek, adds a bright ness to the eye and a tremulousness to the lips. How many men profound in philoso phy, brilliant in scliolaiship, high in position, have sat for hours in the still moonlight, holding in their hand the soft white hand of a woman, their thoughts idly borne off by a flitting leaf or the thrill of a bobolink? Who can say they weie not all the better for a a it it? An Uninvited James I one day, wfien hunting, rode on before his dogs and huntsmen to seek for luncheon. He rode up to the inn at Maidenhead quite ravenous. He rolled himself off his horse and shouted for the landlord. Beef and ale—a pasty— anything! The landlord, carelessof stray guests, shrugged his shoulders. There was nothing ready but one roast, and the worshipful Vicar of Bray and his curate were already busy at that. Per haps they might as a favor allow him to join them. King James caught at the offer, strode upstairs, knocked at the door and asked permission. The vicar churlishly scowled up from his full and smoking platter. The curate j ovial and hearty, begged James to be seated. The king sat down and plied a good knife and fork. He tossed off his ale; he told racy stories; he made both his re luctant and his willing host roar with laughter. At last there came the vais quart d'heure of Rabelais—the bill arrived. The curate put down his money with careless frankness- the vicar paid his bill gloomily; but the luckless guest could not pay at all. Eh, mon, he'd left his purse behind him iu his other breeksl The vicar saw no joke in this matter, and flatly refused to pay for tho suspicious stranger. The happy and guileless curate expressed his plea sure in being able to make some return for the amusement he had received, and paid the stranger's share. Then the three men went out on to the balcony. A huntsman came riding up, aud, see ing the King, leaped off his horse and went down upon one knee in the street. The sullen vicar threw himself at the feet of James and implored forgiveness, to which King James replied: "I shall not turu you out of your living; you shall remain Vicar of Bray; but 1 shall make my good friend the curate a Can on of W indsor, whence he will be able to look down upon you and your vicar age." a of in or Decapitation. The Chinese custom of decapitating their enemies slain in war is explained by the statement that the appearauce of a iierson in the spirit world without a a head is prima facie evidence ef hav ing committed some crime, and punish ment is awarded the horrible mutilations which took place on the evacuation of Shanghai by the Taipings, when the imperial officers gave orders for the decapitation of every rebel body; and even the coffins contain ing the remains of prominent rebel leaders w ored to insure their punishment here after. Hence, also, the anxiety dis played by the friends of officers' who lost their heads during the rebellion to recover them and stitch them on to the bodies again; as much as £123 having been paid by the officers of the imperial army for the head of a friend. rdingly. Hence broken open aud dishon-