Evening capital news., October 21, 1917, Image 12

About Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927

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LETTER TO THE
KAISER FROM
KELT'S OWNER
Devil Sends a Felicitous
Message — Warmly Com
mends Manner in Which
His Plans Are Matured.
Dear Bill: In these modern days a
classic demon and efficient super
criminal was needed and as I know the
Hoheniollern blood l picked you as my
special instrument to place on an an
nex of hell: I gave you abnormal am
bition. likewise an over supply of ego
tism that you might not discover your
own failings; J twisted your mind to
that of a mad man with certain nor
mal tendencies 1o carry you by a most |
dangerous character placed in power; j
1 Rave you tha power of a hypnotist ,
and a certain magnetic force that you j
might sway your people.
1 am responsible for tbc deformed
arm t liât lianas helpless on your left
for your crippled condition embitters
your life and destroys all noble impuls
es that might otherwise cause me anx
iety, but your strong sword arm is
driven by your ambition that squelsch
all sentiment and pity.
The inherited disease of the I Cohen
collern's killed your father, just ns It
will kill you, and you became Urn ruler
of Germany and a tool of mine sooner
than I expected.
To assist you and further hasten my
work I sent you three evil spirits,
Neltzsche. Trcitsehke and later Bern#
hardi, whoso teachings inflamed the
youths of Germany, who in good times
w^nild he willing and loyal subjects and
pager to spill their blood and pull vo ir
chestnuts, yours and mine; the spell
has been perfect you cast your ambi
tious eves toward the Mediterranean,
Kgypt. India and the I»nrdhielles and
you began your great railway to Bag
dad, but the ambitious archduke and
bis more ambitious wife stood in your
way. It was then that I sowed the
seed in your heart that blossomed in
to the assassination of the duke and
his wife, and nil hell smiled when It raw
bow cleverly you saddled the crime on
to Servia. I saw you set sail for the
Fjords of Norway and t knew you
would prove run alibi. How cleverly
done; so much like your noble grand
father who also secured an assassin to
remove old King Frederick of Denmark,
and later robbed that country of two
provinces that gave Germany an op
portunity to become a naval power.
Murder is dirty work but it takes a
Hohenzollcrn to make a way and get
by.
Your opportunity was at hand; you
■et the world on fire and bells of hell
were ringing; your rape on Belgium
caused much Joy;it was the beginning,
the foundation of a perfect hell on
rarth, the destruction of noble cathed
rals and other infinite works of art
was hailed with joy in the infernal re
gions. You made war on friends and
foe alike and the murder of civilians
showed my teachings had boro fruit.
Your treachery toward neutral na
tions hastened a universal upheaval,
THK THING I MOST DESIRED.
* * *
Your undcr-sea warfare is a master
ttroke, from the smallest mackerel
boat to the great J,usitania you show
no •favorites; as a war lord you stand
supreme for you have no mercy; you
'TWO TN ONE** TS
A NEW FALL COAT
The cape effect on the skirt of this
sew fall coat rives it the appearance
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DR. SARGENT SAYS I
WOMAN IS MAN S !
EQUAL AS SOLDIER
Dr. Dudley A. Sargent.
*T*ound for pound the average
troman can endure more pain, dis
comfort and fatigue than the aver- |
Epre man/' says Dr. Dudley A. Sar- .
lent, physical expert of Harvard. I
*Nine times out of ten, from tho !
standpoint of physical endurance, a j
woman would make as good a soldier
a.T a man." Dr. Sargent says that 1
biologically woman is nearer the sav
and tie primitive type.
have no consideration for the baby
clinging to its mother's breasts as they
both go down into the deep together
only to be torn apart by and leisurely
devoured by sharks down among the
corals.
I have strolled over the battlefields of
Belgium and France. I have seen
your hand of destruction everyw-here;
it is all your work, super-fiend that I
made you; I have seen the fields of Po
li nil. n«»w a wilderness fit for her
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OF
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With all the high price of wool, we are
still in position to make you ALL WOOL
suit for $25 and up.
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& H. HATH. President W. JL ABBS. Secretary.
O. a HA OA. Vice Présidant IL s. HOOVES,
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prowling beasts only; no merry chil
dren In Poland now; they all suc
cumed to frost and starvation—1
drifted down Into Galld* where form
erly Jews and Gentiles lived happily
together; I found but ruins and ashes;
I felt a curious pride in my pupil for
it was all above my expectation. I
was in Belgium when you drove the
peaceful population before you like
cattle Into slavery; you separated
man and wife and forced them to hard
labor in trenches. I have seen the
young women and those who were
forced into maternity were cursing
the father of their offspring and I be
gan to doubt if my own Inferno was
really up to date.
* * *
I was amazed when I saw you
form partnership with the impossible
Turk, the chronic killer of Christians,
1 confess my sntantc soul grew sick
and there and then I knew the pupil
had become the master.
I am a back number, and. my dear
Wilhelm, I abdicate in your favor.
The great key of bell will be turned
over to you. The gavel that has struck
the doom of damned souls since time
began Is yours. I am satisfied with
what T have done; that my abdica
tion In your favor TS FOR THE VERY
BEST INTERESTS OF HELL. Af
fectionately yours,
THE DEV I T a
Panada has the greatest railroad
mileage per capita of any country in
the world.
M. Schaumasse A of the Nice France,
observatory, has discovered a new
comet.
From eight to ten miles is the great
est distance a gunner can cover suc
cessfully at sea.
A new material for electrical insula
tion, made from fish offal, has been in
vented by a Danish chemist.
Peas, beans, clover, alfalfa, acacias
and all trees and plants of the great
legume family and a few others, have
the power' of fixing the free nitrogen
of the air by means of nltro-organlsms
on their rools.
We're Still
Sticking
to All Wool Goods
in spite of the terrific ad
vances of everything per
taining to Woolens.
We're Still Offering the Famous
Oregon City Gold Label
All Wool Overcoats at
$1 5.00
The greatest and best overcoat value in the United
States today for anywhere near the price.
Remarkable Showing
Pure All Worsted Suits in
Men's and Young Men's
OO
SUIT
Splendid Styles—Variety of co
lors, including blues, browns,
grays and fancies. We're sticking
to the showing of All-Wool and
we're sticking with the prices at
about what you always paid. >
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LARGEST STOCKMEN'S
AND BOYS' SWEATERS
MACKINAWS, JERSEYS
and everything for warmth and comfort, at prices showing hardly percept
ible advances over what you've always paid.
ALEXANDER
ONE PRICE CLOTHIER
9th AND MAIN
PINNEY THEATRE
One Night, Thursday, October 25th
A MARVELOUS AND UNIQUE SCENIC
PRODUCTION OF THE FAMOUS
SONG PLAY
By
GENE STRATTON-PORTER
Author of
"A Girl of the Limberlost," "The Harvester," Etc.
A Supreme Novelty with Brilliant Flashes of
WIT, MUSIC AND PATHOS
Here is a »
CLEAN, WHOLESOME, BULLY YOUNG PLAY
* Presented by
A PERFECT ASSEMBLAGE OF PLAYERS
Prices: 25c, 50c, 75c. Box Seats $1.00
Seat Sale at Theater
Second Hand; Pianos
Here's a fine collection of second hand pianos at right prices.
• All are good values at prices asked
Marshall & \\ endall upright piano, beautiful walnut case, in
such fine condition can scarcely be told from new. Upright
piano.......................................... $225.00
Kohler <5: Campbell, fine mahogany case, in splendid shape.
both in case and action.......................... $195.00
Schiemaker upright piano, beautiful mahogany case, artist
piano of the highest grade............... $250.00
Kingsbury upright piano, fine oak case. Bench with this
piano.......................................... $165.00
Pease upright piano, case old style, action in fine condi
tion ............ $90.00
All these second Hand pianos have been carefully gone over
Organs, second hand. $10.00, $15.00, $20.00 and $25.00
Easy terms on anjf of, these instruments.
SAMPSON MUSIC CO.
Idaho's Largest Music House
913 Main Street Phone 252