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SILVER MESSENGER. M. M SWEET, PnblUh«r. CHALLIS, IDAHO Count Zeppelin probably thinks that the aeroplane 1 b all right as a toy. In 1,000 years, says Nansen, the end Of the world will come. Which end, explorer? Male servants In the Argentine cap ital get 66 cents to $2.20 gold a day and female help 40 cents to $1.10. Count Boni de Casteilane hus not been saying much recently, but we feel safe in assuring the public that he Is not sawing wood. If, as a scientist claims, trees think, it would be Interesting to know their opinion of the man who deliberately starts a forest Are. Missouri man has his life saved by • package of cigarettes in his Inside pocket. Don't cheer—a brier pipe would have been Just as effective. Cato learned Greek at the age of 80 years, owing to the fact that he was not living In a country where every fool was permitted to carry a gun. William Howard Taft will be the only president with a middle since Chester A. Arthur. All but seven of our 26 presidents have been blessed with but a single baptismal name. Counterfeit $& bills are In circula tion. The prudent man will scrutinize his $5 bills before he takes them In, and the truly honest man will look carefully at his before he pays them out. name In the mountain regions of Cuba there are many ridges and valleys of extremely fertile land, nearly all un touched, and existing practically they did before the time of the Span iards. as A Chicago judge has decided that a baby carriage must have lighted lamps If It Is pushed on public ways aftei dark. This will reduce the terrible mortality caused by overspeeding baby carriages. Prof. Zueblln recommends inter marriage of the races. It is a cold day when the professor does not bring forth a new Idea and the temperature has been noticeably high through this present fall. Two-eent postage stamps of a new design have Just been issued, and later those of higher denominations will ap pear. adorned with a portrait of Washington in profile from the Houdon statue. The two-eent stamp will be Zinc mining In Mexico has become important only In the last three years. The most Important xinc deposits are near Monterey. At Calera there Is a large amount of mixed suphlde ore, while the Tiro General l San Lula Potoal is also producing zinc ore. As a part of the reception to the American battleship fleet, Japan ar ranged that each American should be met and escorted to Its sta tion by a Japanese vessel of similar rank and power. Could anything bo neater, as a cordial hand-shake with the mailed flat? vessel Following the example of the Dan ish government, the National Red Cross association of America will Is sue special stamps this year for use on Christmas mall. The stamps will not serve as postage, but will carry only holiday greetings. The revenue will go to the Red Cross fund for fight ing tuberculosis. Word came recently from Stefanson, the arctic explorer, that he came near having to spend winter at Point Bar row for want of matches. The natives would not go farther into the wilder ness with only flints and steels. He finally secured matches from whaling vessels and pushed on. It is an inter esting comment on the material prog ress of the world that uncivilized peo ple have com* to regard comparative ly modern Inventions as Indispensable. The cruisers and gunboats of the navy keep up their target practice, as well as the big battleships. And the official reports forwarded from the commander of our naval forces In Philippine waters show excellent re sults. The figures will not be made known until the reports reach Wash ington, but It is stated In connection therewith that all records have been broken. The Yankee tar continues to be a sharpshooter, no matter what craft he sails In. The ancient Greeks had recom mended the use of sterilized water. Rufus of Ephesus in the first century of this era taught that "all water from rivers and ponds Is bad, except that from the Nile, which flow through unhealthy soil, stagnant water, and that which flows near public bathing places Is harm ful. The best water Is that which has been boiled In baked earthenware ves sels, cooled and then heated a second time before drinking." Water from rivers The house of Verona which the guides In that city have pointed out to tourists as the home of Juliet's par ents and the place where Romeo wooed ber was burned last month. Although the house was marked with a tablet eettlng forth Its relation to the famous story which Shakespeare has Immor talized, scholars have long doubted the Veronese legend. About all that could be said of It, says the Youth's Companion, Is that the building be longed to the right period. Now travel ers will have to be content with look ing at the renuted crave of JultsC Sensitive She Suffers Woman ' Necessary Evils Like a Stoic By LADY VIOLET GREVILLE. HE sensitiveness of woman takes a different form from that of man. T Woman's whole character is formed by the endurance of necessary evils. The mother sets asicle her happiness for her children; it is she who wheedles the paterfamilias out of the necessary money for boots and socks, hats and ribbons, who dresses the girls at the cost of her own toilet, and saves up her pin money to increase the boy's allowance. If she is sen sitive, she conceals the fact, imposes violence on her nerves, and bears as best she can the noise and uproar that must never disturb fattier. I have known brave women, worried and tortured by anxieties or ill health, who have composed their faces to a smile, forced their parched throats to a laugh and their voices to gay conversation, lest the his return, should know what they suffered, and the fact depress or pain him. He has never known, and has gone to his grave satisfied that his wife was the happiest woman in the world. Was that woman, then, not sensitive? Yes, but of the highest quality of sensitiveness, that which con quers its own weakness. The sensitiveness of woman displays itself in trifles—trifles which to the masculine mind, accustomed to more robust and brutal doings, seem too trivial for a thought, who have been real lovers, the men who have been great in the union of strength with tenderness, recognize this. The perfect lover remembers trifles even when the quality of his love lias waned. The flower, the little present, the fond embrace, the loving letter, how the woman treasures them, how the passion or ill nature of a moment are forgotten and swept away in the remembrance of the many little attentions or kindnesses of the past! man, on Yet the poets, the men For the last 50 years I have heard the same talk about the decadence of English in American colleges. It crops up in every generation. Yet I feel sure that, on the whole, the standard of the English spoken in the United States is improving. This is due largely to the increase in the num bers of our educated class. The improve ment is steady, though slow. There is one thing to be remembered about the English language, namely, that its spelling is absolutely arbitrary—it does not depend upon reason, as does the spell ing, of say, Italian and Spanish. An Italian or Spanish boy who cannot spell correctly is an idiot. But it is otherwise with the English-speaking boys. Excellence in spelling depends largely on knack, like excellence in anything else. There have been a number of eminent men of letters who throughout their lives never learned to spell correctly—Lord Byron, for example. Aside from the question of spelling, the excellence of a man's preparation in English depends not so much on his immediate schooling as upon hia ancestors. Training at home is what really counts. That is where the English have the advantage over us. There have been cultured families in England for many centuries. It is exceedingly hard for the teachers at a preparatory school to over come the influence of home training, when this training has had a bad effect on a boy. For instance, take the case of a boy who hears continually at home the phrase "I done it." That boy will be obliged to make a conscious effort every time he contributes "I did" for "I done." And he will frequently slip back into the old way in mo ments of «xcitement. One curious phase of the situation in this coun try is the fact that boys, whose parents are immi grants, and who come to this country when very young, have a better chance of learning good English than the native boys brought up in homes where bad Eng lish is spoken. This is due to the fact that such im migrant boys have no bad English to unlearn. As v>on as they arrive here they at-once go to school and are carefully taught good English—hence they should grow up speaking that. Teaching English Is a Puzzle By FROr. TH0S. LOUNSBUBY, Yds University. £ 1 No incident in my scientific career ia more wide-known than the part I took many years ago in certain psychic re searches. Years have passed since I published an account of experiments tending to show that outside our scientific knowledge there exists a force exercised by intelligence, dif fering from the ordinary intelligence com mon to mortals. To stop short in any research that bida fair to widen the gntes of knowledge, to re coil from fear of difficulty or adverse criti cism ia to bring reproach on acience. Thera ia nothing for the investigator to do but to go straight in; "to explore up and down, inch by inch, with the taper, his reason ; to follow the light wherever it may lead, even should it at times resemble a will-o'-the-wisp. In every direction there is evolution as well as disintegration. A formidable range of scientific phenomena must be scientifically sifted before we effectually grasp a faculty so strange, so bewildering, and lor ages scrutable as the direct action of mind on mind. In old Egyptian days a well known inscription carved over the portal of the temple of Isis: "I am whatever hath been, is, or ever will be; and my veil no man hath yet lifted." Not thus do modern seek after trutli confront nature, the word that stands for the baffling mysteries of the universe. Steadily, unflinchingly, we strive to pierce the inmost heart of nature, from what she is to recon struct what she has been, and to prophesy what she yet shall be. Veil after veil we have lifted and her face grows more beautiful, august, and wonderful with «very barrier that is withdrawn. Nature's Portals Open Wider By SIR WILLIAM CI00EES. » so tn was ers =• Lights Freights By * " I W. W. JACOBS I Twin Spirits (Copyright, Dodd, Mwd Company.) The "Terrace," consisting of eight gaunt houses, faced the sea, white the back rooms commanded a view of the ancient little town some half-mile dis tant. The beach, a waste of shingle, was desolate and bare except for a ruined bathing machine and a few pieces of linen drying In the winter sunshine. In the offing tiny steamers left a trail of smoke, while sailing craft, their canvas glistening in the sun, slowly melted from the sight. From the front windows of the third story of No. 1 Mrs. Cox, gazing out to sea, sighed softly. The season had been a bad one, and Mr. Cox had been even more troublesome than usual ow ing to tightness in the money market and the avowed preference of local publicans for cash transactions to as sets in chalk and slate. He had in his earlier days attempted to do a little work. Mrs. Cox's meditations were dis turbed by a knock at the front door. "Glad to see you, my dear," said the visitor, kissing her loudly. "I've got my Uncle Joseph from London staying with us," continued the visitor, following her into the hall, "so I just got Into the train and brought him down for a blow at the 6ea." A question on Mrs. Cox's lips died away as «. very small man who had been hidden by his niece came into sight., "My Uncle Joseph," said Mrs. Ber ry; "Mr. Joseph Piper," she added. Mr. Piper shook hands, and after a performance on the door mat, protract ed by reason of a festoon of hemp, followed his hostess into the faded drawing-room. "And Mr. Cox?" inquired Mrs. Berry, In a cold voice. Mrs. Cox shook her head, been away this last three days," she said, flushing slightly. "Looking for work?" suggested the visitor. Mrs. Cox nodded, and, placing the tips of her fingers together, fidgeted gently. "Why, where's your marble clock?" "I never pawned a clock," Piper said, stroking his little gray head. "I'll go on like this, my dear, till you're ruined," said the sympathetic Mrs. Berry, turning to her friend again; "what'll you do then?" "Yes, I know," said Mrs. Cox. "I've had a bad season, too, and I'm so anxious about him in spite of it all. I can't sleep at nights for fearing that he's in some trouble. I'm sure I laid awake half last night crying." "I might have known it was non sense," retorted Mrs. Berry, hotly. "Can't you get him to take the pledge, Mary?" "I couldn't insult him like that," said Mrs. Cox, with a shiver. "What Cox wants is a shock," said M-rs. Berry; "you've dropped some crumbs on the carpet, uncle." Mr. Piper apologized and said he had got his eye on them, and would pick 'He's £ 0 k « m m. \ "My Uncle Joseph," Said Mrs. Berry; "Mr. Joseph Piper," She Said. them up when he had finished and pick up his niece's at the same time to prevent her stooping. "If I were you," said Mrs. Berry, emphatically, "I'd get behind with the rent or something and have the brok ers in. He'd look rather astonished if he came home and saw a broker's man sitting in a chair—" "He'd look more astonished If he saw him sitting in a flower pot," sugr gested the caustie Mr| Piper. "I couldn't do that," said Mrs. Cox. couldn't stand the disgrace, though I knew I could pay him out. As it is, Cox is always setting his fam ily above mine." Anxiety on Mrs. Cox's face was aggerated on that of Mr. Piper. "Let uncle pretend to be a broker's man tn for the rent," continued the excitable lady, rapidly. "I look like a broker's man, don't even ex voire more I?" said Mr. Piper, In a than tinged with sareaBm. "Yes," said his niece, put It into my head." "It's very kind of you, dear, and kind of Mr. Piper," said Mrs. It, 1 "that's what very Cox, really couldn't." "but I couldn't think of a said would be delighted, "Uncle Mrs. Berry. Mr. Piper sniffed even as she spoke, but not at the sea. "And I'll come for him the day after to-morrow," said Mrs. Berry. It was the old story of the stronger Mrs. Cox after a feeble stand will; gave way altogether. Several days after the quiet of the house was broken by the return of Its master, whose annoyance, when he found the drawing-room clock stolen and a man in possesion, was alaiming He lectured his in its vehemence, wife severely on her mismanagement, and after some hesitation announced his intention of going through her Mrs. Cox gave them to him, books. and, armed with pen and ink and four square inches of pink blotting-paper, he performed feats of balancing which made him a very Blondin of finance. "1 can't help it," said Mrs. Cox, wip "I'm sure I've done all Ing her eyes. I could to keep a home together, can't even raise money on anything." glancing Mr. Cox, who had been round the room again, looked up sharply. "Why not?" he Inquired. "The broker's man," said Mrs. Cox. nervously; "he's made an inventory of everything, and he holds us respon sible." Mr. Piper, who was already very tired of his imprisonment, looked up curiously as he heard the door pushed ' « / - /// / 11 7 m % I xY I /, tm n / I j 1 i M ■nvL* Sat Down to Wait as Patiently as He Could. open, and discovered an elderly gen tleman with an appearance of great stateliness staring at him. ordinary way he was one of the meek est of men, but the insolence of this stare was outrageous Mr. Piper, open ing his mild blue eyes wide, stared back. Whereupon Mr. Cox, fumbling in his vest pocket, found a pair of folders, and putting them astride his nose, gazed at the man with crushing effect. "Where is your warrant or order, or whatever you call it?" demanded Cox. In the pseudo-broker's "I've complied with showing it once," said the law by Mr. Piper, bluffing, "and I'm not going to show it again." "Vulture!" Cox cried, in a terrible voice. "Yes, sir," said the trembling Mr. Piper. Mr. Cox waved his hand towards the window. "Fly," he said, briefly. Mr. Piper tried to form his white lips into a smile, and his knees trem bled beneath him. ( ] e . I'm not a the other; "n«t a What are you, then?" in eager, trembling tones Mr. Piper told him, and, gathering confidence as D °t,i Pr », 0C ^ e j e ^' I elated thc conversation Mr ^ox^istpnpH^t ,0 !i' S irnpostnre - ™ r ' „ Co * listened In a dazed fashion, I ancf as he concluded threw himself Into a chair, and gave way to a terrible out burst of grief. "The way I've worked for that wom an, he said, brokenly, "to think it should come to this! r " the thing; the wickedness heart Is broken; I shall same man again—never! 'T might frighten my wife," muse( i the amiable Mr. "Did you hear what I said?" manded Mr. Cox. "What are you If you don't fly out of you out." waiting for? the window I'll throw "Don't touch me,' screamed Mr. Piper, retreating behind a table, "it's all a mistake, broker's man. All a joke. Ha! ha!" "Eh?" said broker's man? The deceit of of it. My never be the Cox; to her "it would not to be by Jove, money frohi her I know she's be a lesson deceitful again, get some And. ill to escape with; some, and if she hasn't she in a day or two. There's a little pub at Newstead. eight miles from here where we could be as happy as flKht ; lug cocks with a fiver or two. And while were there enjoying ourselves my wife 11 be half out of her ing to account for to Mrs. Berry." He patted the hesitating on the back, and letting him through the garden, indicated the road. TlKn he returned to the drawing room, and carefully rumpling his hair tore hts collar from the stud turned a couple of chairs table anc' got will have mind try jour disappearance Mr. Piper out over ttI >d a small sat down to watt as pa tlently as he could for the return or his wife. He waited about 20 minutes, then he heard a key turn In the door below and hts wife's footsteps Blowlv mounting the stairs. By the time «h reached the drawing room his tableau complete, and she fell back with anrl e wan a faint Bhrlek at the frenzied fig which met her eyes. lire "Hush," said the tragedian, putting his finger to his lips. "Henry, what Is It?" cried Mrs, Cox "What Is the matter?" "The broker's man," said her hus band, In a thrilling whisper. "We had words—he struck me. In a fit of fury I—I —choked him." "Much?" Inquired the bewildered woman. "Much?" repealed Mr. Cox, frantieal "l've killed him and hidden the body. Now 1 must escape and fly the country." The bewilderment on Mrs. Cox'e. face Increased; she was trying reconcile her husband's statement with a vision of a trim little figure which she had seen ten minutes before with Its head tilted backwards study ing the sign-post, and which she was now quite certain was Mr. Piper. "I haven't got anything," assever ated Mrs, Cox. "It's no good looking like that, Henry, I can't make money." Mr. Cox's reply was interrupted by a loud knock at the hall door, which he was pleased to associate with the police. It gave hhn a fine opportunity for melodrama, in the midst of which Ills wife, rightly guessing that Mrs. Berry had returned according to ar rangement, wept to the door to admit ly to her. She followed her friend Into the drawing-room, and having shaken hanas with Mr. Cox, drew her hand kerchief from her pocket and applied It to her eyes. "She's told me ail about it," she said, nodding at Mrs. Cox, "and it's worse than you think, much worse. It isn't a broker's man—it's my poor uncle, Joseph Piper." "Your uncle!" repeated Mr. Cox reeling back; "the broker's man your uncle?" "See what your joking has led to." Cox said, at last. "I have got to be a wanderer over the face of the earth, all on account of your jokes." "You get away," said Mrs Berry, with a warning glance at her friend, and nodding to emphasize her words; "leave us some address to write to. and we must try and scrape £20 or £30 to send you." "Thirty?" said Mr. Cox, hardly able to believe his ears. "Where are we to send the money'"' Mr. Cox affected to consider. "The White Horse, Newstead," he said at length, in a whisper; "better write It down." For the first two days Messrs. Cox and Piper waited with exemplary pa tience for the remittance, the demap is of the landlord, a man of coarse fiber, being met in the meantime by the lat ter gentleman from his own slender resources. They were both reasonalde men, and knew from experience 'he difficulty of raising money at short notice; but on the fourth day. their funds being nearly exhausted an urgent telegram was dispatched to NHs. C "Eh?" said Mr. Piper, in amaze, as he read the reply slow: "'No—need —send—money—Uncle—Joseph — has —come—back.—Berry.' What does it mean? Is she mad?" Finally Mr. Cox. seized with a bright idea that the telegram had got altered in transmission, office and dispatched another, went straight to the heart of things: "Don't—understand-is — Uncle— Joseph—alive?" The reply was: "Yes—smoking—in ' —drawing-room." "I'll go home and ask to see you Cox said, hercely; "that'll bring tiling to a head. I should think." "And she'll say I've gone back to London, perhaps," said Mr. gifted with sudden clearness of vision "You can't show her up unless you take me with you. and that'll show That's her artfulness; that? Susan all over." ox feat off to the post hielt UilM-r up. A reply came the following evening . from Mrs. Berry herself. long letter, and not only long, but bad ly written and crossed. It began with the weather, asked after Mr. Cox' c health, and referred to the. writer's described with much strange headache which had attacked Mrs. Cox, together with a long list the remedies prescribed and the effects of each, and wound up in an out-of-the-way cherry optimism which reduced both readers to the verge of madness. - "Dear Uncle Joseph has quite recov I ered, and. in spite of i It was minuteness corner, in a vein of a little nervous ness—he was always rather timid—at meeting you again, has consented to go to the White Horse to satisfy you that he is alive. I dare say he will be with you as soon as this letter—per baps help you to read It." Mr. Piper held up his hand with a startled gesture for silence. The words died away on his friend's lips as a familiar voice was heard in the pn ' sage, nnd the next moment Mrs. Berry entered the room and stood regarding them. I ran down by the same train to make sure you came, uncle," she re "How long have you beei. A ; marked. hero?" Mr. Piper moistened his lips ami gazed wildly at Mr. Cox for guldanc " 'Bout—'bout stammered. Mrs. Berry smiled again. Ah. i ve got another little surpris 1 ■ or you," she said, briskly. "as so upset at the idea of being alone while you face of the gone into : five minutes," "Mrs. Cox wero a wanderer over th*' earth, that she and 1 hax< partnership. We have had a proper deed drawn up, so that no» there things. Eh? are two of us to look , What did you say?" 1 was just thinking" .aid Mr. Cox after