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tE A SPIRIT IN THE FLESH ® ® ® By ELIZABETH C. JACKSON j G (C'opyright. Ford Pub. -O ) The senator was cozy in one of the secluded oriental corners off Mrs. Al den's large reception room. Beside him •seemed to float an intangible, indefin able white mist. Was it a dream? or Dare he reach out his was It reality? hand to grasp it, gentlest touch softly melt away? Now it seemed for the moment to be rest ing lightly, or would It at his breathlessly, a mass of ^ °f I' 111 **- P 0 *sed on shoul- j • s, glistening — gleaming—which ; -seemed to rise from endless billows of j " s 5 wrme ' I Mrs. Hardy had Introduced them only a few moments before, and had j fumbled her name. Mrs. Hardy al- i ways fumbled names, what It was. He wondered indeed, so eager had be j ljf-en to learn, that when he found ! himself cornered with the young worn-1 an, he was quite calm in face of such i calamity. The Senator avoided young creatures usually, but this one different from all the rest. was Already 4 h » % mm pr l it m Ir vY I j i ; ; \ \ V m 2 L M! 1 % m E % 3 ! ÙL "I Wonder If You Are Real," He Whis pered. they were chatting and laughing. gossiping," smiled the Senator to himself, "like two old women." He couldn't remember that he had ever been guilty of such conduct before. They discussed each woman in turn, as they peeped at them from behind the curtain, where they sat. Mrs. Alden's gown, Mrs. Bradway's hair, Mrs. Brown's jewels. Those jewels, she said, were worth an enormous sum - "How much?" asked the practical Senator. She breathed, almost reverently, a fabulous sum. "How would you feel with all that on you?" "Uni—uni," came the ecstatic an swer through closed lips. He turned and looked at her, slowly shaking his head. "No. never, that would make you. Then, a little like the rest of them— earthy.'' They were peeping again. "I wonder where the authoress, Miss .Mitford, is? I hold the evening in dread because of her." "Why?" she asked. "Oh. these spinster writers always and bore us to death, with— hat not—they want the inside working of this and understand— corner ethics, philosophy and wouldn't i liât —you they're a groat nuisance," he sighed. A gleam of seriousness came Into the heavily lidded, blue eyes. Tt seems," she said, slowly, "as if men like you, and others, who are in the midst of this great life, would free ly give a little of their knowledge to woman, who cannot learn these things, save through the experience of others." ••But why do women bother with Why can't they all be Why!" exclaimed. y such things? .. sweet and gay? "I have had more genuine pleasure talking frills and furbelows behind this curtain here with you to-night ihan I ever had in all my life talking with one of those learned, bachelor women." "Then you think a woman's mind ought not to rise above the ruffle o' her petticoat ?" He made no went on. "This authoress you speak of as spinster. Is she old?" "Yes," emphatically. "The paper slated she was only in answer and she came in ripples from her red, red | n i A seen her," she | 0 cried, "yet you know it here, I sup- | u pose.' her twenties and beautiful." "Bother, she bribed the papers Sh6 is old and ugly." The sweetest music he ever heard lips. "You have never She clasped her hands togeth- of er and pressed them lightly over her t j heart. ; "Right there and there." He pointed j j to his head, i I "Oh, oh!" came in little gasps. "No you are right." She entered "She Is freckled, 1 doubt j into his spirit, i know " she crie ' Freckled," he nodded. j "And there's something not exactly ! hers here," Bhe fumbled her mass of gold, i The nod continued. "And her—her—beautiful, pearly—" "False," he muttered. "Ah, poor thing, she has only a soul! A creature, hairless, spotted, I toothless, yet with a woman's uncon- I querable desire for friends and love, j she builds in the realms of her Imag ination a world of her own. Dear ones spring up about her; she loves them tenderly, deeply and secretly, which is the most beautiful of all, and as their beauties glow upon her day ; after day, she feels the selfishness ; of her secret and in the spirit of self sacrifice, reluctantly shares these dear ones with the world." "Great Scott! you make me fidgety." ; He turned to her with a new look in his eyes. "When Miss Mitford comes I will tell her all I know, everything I might even write out some of the exciting events I have seen. Her spir its are always searching for new ad ventures, aren't they?" She looked at him and smiled. The smile was his undoing. He bent closer over her. "I wonder if you are real," he whis pered: "all these years I have dreamed of you—beautiful, alluring, elusive—at night you gently shadow me, at noon I you sweetly mock—yet always when I reach out to clasp and hold you flee j my grasp and I am left alone. To night I have found my spirit (I have spirits, too, you see) in the flesh, yet I dare not try to touch one wave of that misty cloud you float in. Tell me i are you real or have you only come, ; in flesh, to mock me?" The curtains parted and Mrs. Alden looked in. Both rose to their feet a little awk wardly. "Miss Mitford!" she exclaimed, "I have been looking everywhere—the president is asking to meet you, come." She turned to go. Miss Mitford started to follow, when she felt her hand clasped in two ; strong ones and drawn tightly to a bearded cheek. "Miss Mitford," he whispered, sav agely, "I shall never let you go unless you tell me when you will forgive." \ "When forgiveness has been earned," she flashed back, but so sweetly that he felt the kindness be neath. Paving Stone Is German Invention. Consul H. W. Harris, in reporting from Nuremberg that a German firm at Wurzburg has recently placed on the market a patented artificial stone, ca n e( j Vulkanol, for paving purposes, for which much is claimed, thus de j gc-jjjes p The stone is composed of ! crushed basalt or other similar rocks collected in part of refuse from quar ries and mixed with a small per cent j age of cement. The mixture is sub- j ' jected to heavy hydraulic pressure and formed into blocks of convenient size for paving. These blocks are then j subjected to a process of burning un der high tern perature in specially pre pared furnaces, which process contin ues for about 12 days. The blocks are then permitted to cool as slowly aa i possible. Law Aids Partridges. A feature of this year's hunting sea son in the Maine woods has been the abundance of partridges. Comment ing on the matter, the Kennebec Jour nal says: "A well-known eastern guide claims that the hedgehog law passed by the legislature four years ago and repealed last season has had the indirect effect of giving the part ridges a chance to multiply. This law authorized the payment of a bounty on hedgehogs, and while it was in force resulted in killing off the porcu pine almost to the point of extinc tion. This man says that the hedge I hogs eat the eggs of the partridges, aud now that there are so few of them many more eggs have a chance to hatch." if I Dont you think travel broadens ; one?" "Yes. T ravel. I After mas trip to Mas3a- j ebusetts she didn't have a thing hard ly that she could wear. And hips are in so unfashionable now. too.' Record-Herald. Chicago She Would Never Rise. "I heard today Miss Bond's grand father was a baker." "He must have been a poor one." "Why do you say that?" "S»e is so heavy."—Puck. fry MM .9 W„ M D » r o // THE PUBLIC EYE. and of ing women especially Interesting; they | were busily neglecting their families | n order to get into the Public Eye. A pathos attached to another group 0 f women who had been in the Pub u c Eye and could" never be happy out In a little more we came to an open space, very thronged. "The Public Eye," shouted the mega phone man of our party. There were some curious people within the space but even more curi ous were those just outside. Of these latter we thought certain of though they couldn't in the least t e n why. Positively funny were a few men who kept trying, by a variety of droll devices, to break Into the Public Eye. "Vice-presidential candidates!" our megaphone man explained.—Puck. About the Size of IL "Preachers are about the only men who can give better satisfaction by doing less work," remarked the thoughtful thinker. "How do you figure that out?" queried the innocent bystander. "Short sermons always please," ex plained the t.t. Chicago Daily News, i ; ; In the Right Spirit. "I am 17. How long should I wear my dresses?" wrote a fair lass to the editor of the query department of a leading magazine. "From your first appearance in the i morning until you retire at night," re- | plied the editor.—Judge. A MEAN MAN'S EXULTATION. £3 J I I I « ' i \M ; : j r/ / P : r / V - l I, hooray! •cely speak; Last night the cook got mad and went away, We had to pay her seven plunks a week. — S. E. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Herald. Prosperity has come to so elated I can sc r Improvement. "It is sad," said the man who uses slang, "to sec politicians so busy knocking one another." "Well," answered Senator Sorghum, "even that program represents an im provement. It's a little more humane to go after a man with a hammer than with an ax."—Washington Star. Discreet' Prophecy. "Why do you invariably predict the coldest winter we have had in years?" "Well,'' answered Prof. Blatherton, "if it comes true people necessarily give me credit for great wisdom. And if it doesn't come true, they are too thankful to hold any grudge."—Wash ington Star. A DOUBLE BREAK. j RH □ n A V Wife—I saw Mr. Chacer this after noon and he looks pretty bad. What's the matter with him, do you know? Hubby—Compound fracture. Wife—What sort of compound frac ture? Hubby—He's broke: and Miss Doughbag. discovering that fact, broke her engagement. His Business to Be. I "The insurance man with literary ; ambitions vou took on the staff of the I magazine is very much dissatisfied at j bei ng one 0 f the subordinate authors" -j dün t see whv he should be Wasn t he always an underwriter?"— Baltimore American. Rural Habits. Smith—Hello, Jones, do you still live out at Oyster Bay? Jones—No—I'm in Brooklyn now. "How Is it that you [ging Island people are always moving from vll liwte t» -'Hag»?"--Life The Cause of Vernal Verdancy. The kindergarten teacher had been telling her pupils about the seasons and the colors that were characteristic of each. "Now," said she, "if you were try ing to represent spring, which of ths colored chalks would you use?" "Green," responded little Pat, promptly, "Why?" he was asked. " 'Cause St. Patrick's day comes in spring." TOO BAD. V w i i | 1 Qm. JOKt Adolphus—I say. deah boy, they tell me Cholly caught quite a cold, don cherknow. Augustus—Yes, he went without his chrysanthemum one day last week. Combination. Complaining Customer—Say, this fly paper is full of holes. The Grocer—Yes. madam; I know It is the new "combination' it is. fiy paper, and is made with the holes I so that it can be used for porous plas I 'ers after the fly season is oyer.— I Judge. ' One Sign. -Young Smythe and Miss love witt ; Said Hi : Brown are evidently in j each other. Sald He—No; judging by the way they don't look at anybody else.—Chi cago Daily News. -Judging by the way they Said Shi look at each other? . Individual Application. "I hope you were in favor of the loans." "Always in favor of loans, dear boy. Say, can you spare a V?"—Baltimore American. A MISTAKE SOMEWHERE. 7! I V -What's tne score? Myrtli Evelyn—Eight to four. Myrtle—You must be mistaken. I'm sure I haven't seen more than three men carried off the field. The Way She Does It. "Mrs. Clymer is a model housewife in one way." "What is that?" "By dint of giving her dinners, teas and receptions to the reporters, she manages always to keep her house in print."—Baltimore American. Never Sees It. Ida—Why haven't you been to see me? Emily—Just look at the weather we've had! Ida—I can't. We live in a shaft apartment.—Judge. STRIKING A BARGAIN. in: 5 v V IÆ m •# '] Iff. ■» The Rig One—1 11 give you a nlc apple if you'll stop crying. The Small Ou a—apple, an' how 1—long have I got to atop fer'— Ne» 'ork Herald. H—how big is the ! STARTED WITH PUP AND COLORED WOMAN HAD AC QUIRED COMPETENCE. Showing What Industry and an Ey* Do — Booker Washington's Comments and Advice on the Subject. to Business Can Some years ago there was a negro conference at Tuskegee, Ala., the site of Booker T. Washington's famous In stitute. and one of the most prominent speakers was Mrs. Lucy Nelson of Dade ville, Ala. This woman was an extremely black African, but she was neatly dressed—had passed, indeed, the "sunbonnet stage," as Mr. Wash ington calls those of his people just budding Into a more ambitious and Under the cross broader existence, examination of Mr. Washington the woman related a most interesting ex perience—an experience that should be an inspiration to the whole colored race. Do the people in your community own homes. Mrs. Nelson?" asked Booker T. Washington. "I thinks they's filin' to own 'em, sah." "But do they own them?" "A heap of times you can't just tell, sah. But they's holdin' 'em down." "Do you own your home?" "Yes, sah. I do," proudly "And I can tell you jest how I got it. I swapped a puppy dog for it." "Huh?" said Mr. Washington, ex pressively. "Yes, sah," the woman persisted. "I mean jest what l says." "Tell us about it." "Well, it was this way. When I started. I didn't have nothing at all but jest a little yaller poppy dog. 1 took the dog over to my brother-in law's He had eight little bits of pigs. oh, jest .--o little: an I swapped the puppy with him for one of the pigs. It j was such a little pig that it didn't look like it would live, but I nursed j it good, and I prayed to the Lord to make that little pig come for'ard to do me good, and the pig lived and j grew. The first year I turned her out, and when she came back in the j fall she brought me seven little pigs with her. That was my start, never had to buy any meat I've since 1 This winter I've killed three hogs, and 1 I've got another at home now ready to kill. I've got 40 acres of land now, all paid for, and a house, and it all come from that one little puppy." "Do you hear that?" exclaimed Mr. Washington, "you men? Some of you'd better go back home and swap ! your dogs for pigs!"—New York | Times, The Gentle Sex Again. The patient conductor had been waiting for their fares for fully a min ute. Each insisted upon paving. "It's my turn." said the one in blue, "and I am going to pay just as soon as I can find that dime." "No. I insist." spoke up the one in brown. "Here it is. conductor." "I shall never forgive you. I was just about to—" "Oh, I made a mistake. That was a penny. Give it back and—" "Gracious! I am so glad. Here are the two fares, conductor." The one in blue paid. When she reached home she said to her hus "The stingy thing! She just picked up that penny as a bluff! I'll never go shopping with her again!" band: While the one in brown said to her 1 better half: I never saw such a close woman in my life. Why, she actually forced me to pay both fares! Isn't it "Close! queer how stingy some people can j \ ■ : be?" Conscientious Workman. At the Union league of Philadelphia a few days ago the veteran shipbuild- ! er. Charles H. Cramp, related a curi- j ous incident of a skilled caulker named ; Brown, who. after many years of ser- i vice at the Cramp shipyards, obtained ; a more important position at the i navy yard. This man came of a family which had been employed at Cramps' for three generations, since the early part of the last century, and was ex tremely conscientious. So been a sense of duty did Brown possess that, although he had been placed on the regular salary list at the navy yard, nothing could induce him to draw his pay for the days he did not work. He had not been accustomed, he said, to get paid except for working days, and he was not going to "rob the govern ment" when work was slack. • Why the Kettle Sings. Do you know why a kettle "sings" when the water Is boiling? It's like this: When the water be- 1 gins to get hot. little bubbles form at the bottom of the kettle and rise toward the top until they burst. At first they burst only a little way from the bottom, but as the water gets hotter and hotter they rise high er and higher. At last, when the water Is boiling. , they burst right on the surface— hundreds of them one right after an- ■ other—and It is the noise of their con- : tinuous bursting which makes the sound we call "singing." Quite So. "Tenacity is all right enough, but theie arc Urne» when it Is well to ad- ! mit that you have made a mistake. ; and do it quickly " "For instance?" "Well, when you put the lighted end ! of a cigar into your mouth."—Ex-1 1 change. ! REALIZES LIF£ IS UNCERTAIN. Something Happened to the Man Who Followed Precedent. ".No, I'm not going to commit sui cide became I have a broken nose." said the man with the strips of court piaster across his nasal organ; but I'll tell you what I am going to do aft er this. I'm not going to believe there's anything in lock any more, and that things in this life are as uncer tain as going out to milk a cow in the dark. You may find the cow. or you may find yourself alongside of a mule." "Something must have happened T" was queried. "Yes, something has; and maybe ill feel better to get it off my mind. Six months ago a friend of mine was in Boston. He was walking along the street behind a lady when he noticed that one of her shoes was untied. He overtook her, and, raising his hat. in formed her of the fact. She not only thanked him in the sweetest manner, but took his address, and what do you suppose followed?" "She sent him a Teddy-bear." "No. she didn't: she sent him a check for *20,000, and he's just gone into the shoe business." "Well?" "Well. I was in New York last week, and I found myself following a lady on the street. I am just as good looking and courteous and chivalric as my friend, the lady's hat off, and all her false hair with it. I overtook her. raised my hat and expressed my sympathy that she was bald-headed. She took her property from my hands, and then hauled off with the umbrella she car ried and broke my nose. No smiles, no sweetness, no check for $20,000 or I was entitled I 1 A gust of wind took any other old amount, to it just as much as my friend, and really more than he was, and yet he's hustling in the shoe trade, while I am hanging around the country with a broken nose, and the doctors say I will j never ^ han(isome again." j j j used to be. do not study and practice as we of About the Same—Nit. Harry Kellar. the retired magician, was talking about stage magic. "It is not," he said, "so good as it The younger magicians the previous generation did. 1 nowadays stage magic appears rath«' Hence. 1 tame. think so. don't "But the young magicians They are like an elderly fat man whom l saw at my tailor's the other day. " Let me see. sir,' said the tailor, of you haven't been in for two or three years. Perhaps I had better remeas ure you.' 'All right.' said the fat man. 'You'll find no change in my figure, though.' "The tailor got to work with his tape. The measurements were called out and jotted down. The fat man said at the end : as in ~ Well, the measurements are about the same as they used to be, eh?' " Yes. sir. about the same.' was the reply. 'Chest a trifle lower down, that's all, sir.' " Few One-Armed Women. Did anybody ever see a one-armed woman?" asked the gray-headed man. "I never did. Almost every day I meet one-armed men. but I have yet to en counter a woman with that pitifully empty sleeve. Are there no women who have suffered that mutilation? If not, why not. and if so. where are Yesterday I heard it argued that there was no cause for a woman 1 they? to lose an arm. Women do not go to the wars, they are not engaged In oo cupations that are likely to carry away a part of their body. But that reason ing is not sonnd. Many women work in mills and factories, and they are j as liable to accidents in the street \ and public conveyances as men. Fre ■ quently they figure in these accidents. but although men in the same situa : tion would lose an arm. women never ! j ; i ; i deliberate and designed creation of the man who therein expresses him self. The self that he thus expresses is a bundle of inherited tendencies that came, the man himself can never entirely know whence.- It is by the , instinctive stress of a highly sensitive or slightly abnormal constitution that he is impelled to distill these tenden cies into the alien magic of words. The stylus wherewith he strives to write do. What is the cause of their immr nity?" Secret of Style. Style is in a very small degree the himself on the yet blank pages of the world may have the obstinate vigor of a metal rod. or the wild and quaver • ing waywardness of an insect's wing, but behind it lie forces that extend into infinity. It moves us because it is itself moved by pulses which, in varying measure, we also have in herited.—Atlantic. 1 joy rides in the air." "Not some day.' Looking Forward. "Some day we ll be taking midnight You mean 'some , night.' " "Oh. very well. What 1 »-as going ■ on to say was that if the son of a mil : lionaire should fall oat with a chorus girl on a trip like that it would be a serious matter." A Modern Instance. ! school teacher, "can you tell me what ; King Solomon did when both women claimed the baby?" "Now. Mary." asked the Sunday "Yeasum." responded the little girl ! to whose home the stork had recently come with a double burden, "bo made 1 twins at It"