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JULY 10, 1390.
_,, an extract
of County.
M'Kinley in 1892
Omaha Woild-IIerald repro-
from a speech de.
itk William McKinley before
nouuoiation of
Jvinley said:
League in 1802.
launching into a
Cleveland, Mr. Me-
tent** gentleman wlio is now so insis
°boap uecoessnries of
wnilein office and clothed with
unwilling that sugar, an
°'e °f great necaessity to every
°usehold, should come untaxed to
A Varied.
I for thi
American people when it was*
"Jrff was an annual burden
7^ fw $60,000,000. He stood
neouiprouiisig friend of
the masses. During
a at the head of the
flrst day's ENHANCING THE
convenMotjj^D. He endeavored
by a majc
In tfce chi-f inauguration to office
of the no £ige of silver dollars,
to the end of his
conventlti^Jpersistently used his
they'held th('- HE WAS DE
memory^ MEDIUM ANI)
ANT. He was not thinking of
oor" then. He had left "their
He was not "standing forth
defense." Cheap oats, cheap
ind dear money the sponsor
of these professing to
pver the poor and lowly.
"*jv^r more glaring incoii
sieves that poverty is a
be promoted and
'wh« uttered this language
f/'h Joe of the gold stiind
'liresident and in full
'»«jv their sentiments and
Aiiti purpose, if elected,
policy he
"""t B^i"u
a.rici fui^ pursuing.
•St" •sgrg.a.gfijhe value of
-aTnish the value of
J° k® *8*®.-mako money, the
|ty, taking
respect8 it-be servant. There
votes of Ba more glaring case
forVlv^asistency" than that
"thrown imself.—Telegraph.
flay wll
The tei
votea wtt Quits the Party.
voteB iiN
cepte^poott, one of the most
-i, judges on the district
Jpf Nebraska, a life-long repub
^.nd who, last fall, ran ahead of
etfor re-election,has published
repudiating the St. Louis
_jn. He calls the St. Louis oon
'*a gold-bug tributary to
•feet.," ahdsays:
Wfc convention renounced its
ns and doctrines, and aban
he republicanism of Lincoln,
•. Blaine and Garfleld by invit
reign interference with our
1 system, inviting the stamp
ty upon our silver before it
rewonetized in America. I
hie St. Louis convention with
lie traditions, the tenets and
:s of the party for nearly half
-y,. It has bolted the cousti
the American people, the
flag, and an American pro
eBtt~gr®a-ter than that pro
^ari^ °^er country, and then
Ark cheering for American
lt'eans an everlast
§11 to- bimetalism, no more
mints for American mines
ie coinage of American mined
'the republicans can fight
Vanish, because no one at
^irtpwith the facts believes
I |yill ever be an interna
^publicans Bolt.
Jt-Govornor, two congress
-e state senators in Minne
me out in a statement
l^wn from the republican
t^Vill not support the gold
t'.atform. Over a dozen of
}{,»* republicans as Kansas
if ue out in a similar uiaui
jw-ii, not support the single
There is not a state
^lolting delegation from
&.> «old standard plat
Ma^lumping continues we
Hanna will not be
presidency although he
'JStZed barrel.—Benton Co.
of^un Ahead.
JUri's frends are giving Torn
Articular fits because he
administration's flaan
di/o are to infer from this
'af opposed to the St Louis
"•tech the beneficiaries of
°plicy dictated? It would
^va congressional cam
aV.ocd some amusement.
,A. si« 'x'
v^ihA «.
Restricting Power to Create Debt.
A bill passed the senate a few days
before adjournment providing that
hereafter no government bonds
should he issued without the author
ity of Congress. The seoretary of the
treasury can now bond the country
even when congress is in session, and
haa done so wiihiu less than three
years to the tuno of$202,000,000 and all
the time liu has insisted that the
revenues were ample to meet the
wants of the government. Uud. t'
circumstances it, seems perfectly
proper that so important a matter as
contract ingsuch a debt,or adebtofnny
size should lie authorized only by the
rt presentatives of the people in con
gress asen:h!ed but the bill failed to
become a law, the House refusing to
act upon it. The reason assigned for
this, uud it, is a reasonable one, is
that the members of the House could
not vote for it, without displeasing
their plutocratic mutters, and tliev
did not want to go on record as vot
ing ag.iiutt ir. Both of Minnesota's
senators, by the wuy, voted against
the bill, preferring to leave that great,
power in the hands of one m»n than
putting it iu the hands of the people
Silver Exports and their Effect
Eur the ten mouths of the presem
fiscal year, or from July 1, '90, to
April 30.'00, the United" State*' net
exports of silver amounted to $38,980,
720. This country being the largest
producer, is, of course the largest ex
porter of silver, and reason ought
to be most concerned in keeping up
its price, but as a matter of fact no
nation has worked so deligently and
effectually to reduce its price. The
world must have all the silver pro
duced, the greatest part of it is, in
fact, hungry fjr silvir, uses iu the
arts or coins at once all it can get
hold of, and if its price hud not been
reduced by legislation the foregoing
exports would have been nearly
double their present value, which
would have been a great relief to the
country in its present, sore need. Hui
this is not, the worst feature of our
silver exports, they become a mighty
weapon of our own supplying for our
own destruction. That silver, made
so cheap when valued in gold, i.»
bought by Euglish importers of agri
cultural products at its gold price,
sent to the silver using competitors nf
our farmers, where it is coined into
nearly double its gold value and used
at its new value to buy those pro
duets, which may he 50 per cent
igher than our prices and yet leave
the English speculators a magnificent
profit. Compared with all other
ulues silver coin in silver countries
is as valuable as it ever was, its pur
chasing power is unchanged, but the
United States is furnishiug the silver
to make the coin at about half its
former price, and all the proiit that
accrues to the British importer of
faaui products by reason of our action
comes out of our farmers in their
competition with the world, which
reacts upon every other class in the
country except the American part
ners of the British speculators, in
whose behalf the gold standard cru
sade is being fought. History fails to
parallel such a colossal example of
national self abuse as this country
has been and still is guilty of.
Foreign Trade and Debt
For ten months of the fiscal year
ending April 30, '9G, this country ex
ported $102,000,000 more of merchan
dise gold and silver than it received.
At this ratio the balance for the year
will be about $200,000,000. It we were
selling more than we were buying
abroad, and getting cash for the dif
ference, it would be an excellent
thing, but as a matter of fact we are
not only not getting anything in re
turn save credit on our interest ac
count abroad, but our foreign credit
ors are clamorous for more,«iud since
the foregoing date have been taking
our precious metals more greedily
than before. The worst of the situ
ation is that we are thus pressed and
embarrassed to pay interest on loai.s
llftit have not for more than a quarter
of a century added a dollar to our
stock of money the debt we are now
paying interest on to such a frighttul
amount simply represents the growth
of a comparatively small foreign debt
about 25 years ago, that by reason
of our failure to pay, and reborrow
ing the interest paid, has now reach
ed the enormous total of $0,000,000,000
or four times as great as at the former
period. The situation is still farther
aggravated by a change in our mone
tary system that compels the sur
render of nearly double the amount of
silver and other products to pay a
dollar of that debt or interest. And
yet some people wonder why times
are hard, why business is depressed!
—Farm, Stock and Home.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by local applications, as they caumt
diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deaf
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by tin
inflamed condition of the mucous lin
ing of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
uud when it is entirely closed Deaf
ness is the result, and unless the in
flammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition
hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out of ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an in
11 lined condition of the mucous sur
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for auy case of Deafness (caused by
catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halt's Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
culars, free.
& Co., Toledo. O.
(sold by druggists. 75c.
"While it may be important,'- says
John P. St. John, "for us to legislate
ourselves nothing to drink, it is just
as important that we legislate our
selves something to eat."
A Production of the Best Soholars,
Artists and Artisans
Writibg of the great "People's Bible
History" just issued by the Henry O.
Shepard Cempany of Chicago, the
Rev. H. W. Bolton says: "Olie needs
but to familiarize himself with the
names of thos« who have contributed
to this volume to be prepared for the
richest products of literary research.
These men are leading the thought
of the people iu both hemispheres.
The accuracy of statement and chro
nological arrangements render the
work of inestimable value its ill-.
titrations will be studied because ol
their historic reflection and artistic
beauty. It is a silent commentary on
the growth of human spproi-i ith.o
ami needs. It is the product of the
best scholars, artists aud artisans." it
is difficult, to give a conception of this
great book to one who has never
seen it. in it is concentrated the
thoughts of highest biblical scholars
of the. two worlds—the old and the
new. The introduction by the Iiuht
Honorable William K. Gladstone, a
noble con r'butiou to literature, is
sustained by the writings of a most
imposing array of men whose names
a~e fiuiilLir wherever the language
tf civilization is spoken. "The
ogle's Bible History" is a book
which will speedily find a way into
every household. The exceedingly
low prices of the popular edition,
grjded according to the bindings,
place it within the reach of all, and
no family c.m be long without it.
Agents are advertised for. An edi
tion de luxe has also been brought
out, which is said to be the most
magnificent specimen of bookmaking
eVir issued. The work iu both forms
is sold only by subscription.
Moses Golightly discusses the finan
cial situation as follows:
"Now last summer wen I wuz down
tool' Maverick Ludlow's, he wuz ex
plainen this here silver question too
me. Hesez, sez he: "Ye see, this
here' the way uv et,. Wen they ez a
oig demand fer anything, the price
uv et goes up, an wen the demand
seasi the price goes down. Now wen
we lied a market fer silver by reeseu
uv the government a mecken money
uv et, silver wuz way up and wen by
the mashiuashuns uv the bankers,
silver wuz knocked out ez money, she
dropet in prije.
"Now supposen that they wuz to
pass a law thet they wuzu't nobody
allowd to use nuthea but oxen fer a
ballen wagins, and wuzu't to use bos
ses fer nuthon cept riden lioss" back.
Out here in a cattle country et wudu't
hurt much, but back were they use
bosses fer hallen wagins an things,
they'd heve dern hard times a moven
good-. No*v oxen hez long gone out
out o' stilt) fer a promulg iten trafliok,
an they hez no valoo cept fer wat the
meat 'II bring 'n the boocher shop.
Don't ycz spose wen this law wuz pas
sd that oxen wid bring a better price
an they dues now? Au wudn'o bosses
get a durn sight cheeper'u they air
air now?
"Now that's Jist wat th.j pollyCish
uns an bankers hez done. They sez
we shant use silver fer a represeuten
vuloo iu tradeu. au tharforo they hez
fixed et sb et ain't wurth only wat et
'11 bring fer riden stock. leusecoui
ly the market fer sieh purpose ez
overstocked an silver hez gone down,
Ef we opens up the mint aud coins
our silver, Bilver '1! go up, aud golj '11
go down jest ez shore ez Go I me lettle
appuls. Ef we drives gold frum our
mint she'll go somo place else aud
overstock em, dern' 'em all.
Indigestive poison.- are the bane of
the dyspeptic's lif£. When sick, see
if your sickness is caused by indget
tive poisons. If so, take Shaker Di
gestive Cordial. This is the only cer
tain way of being permanently cured
because it is the only7 way that gets
rid of the poison. You know that
fermented food is poisonous. You
know that poison is unhealthy. Sha
ker Digestive Cordial clears the stoiu
uch of fermenting food, and purities
the blood and system of indigestive
poisons. It curcs indigestion and the
diseases that ccftue of it. Headache,
dizziness, nausea, stomach-ache,
weakness, flatulence, constipation,
loss of appetite, irritability, etc.
These are a few of the symptoms,
ed by indigestive poisons, cured by
Shaker Digestive Cordial. At drug
gists, price 10 cents to $1.00 per bottle
New Jersey has furnished a vice
presidential candidate twice—once in
1814 they had Frelingliuysen as au
associate of Henry Clay, and again in
1850 when Dayton was John C. Fre
mont's running mate. Bjtli times the
ticket was defeated.
Blood means sound health. With pure,
rich, healthy blood, the stomach and di
gestive orgpns will be vigorous, and there
will be no dyspepsia. Uheuraatism and
Neuralgia will be unknown. Scrofula and
bait iiheum will disappear. With pure
Your nerves will be strong, and your
sweet and refreshing.
Hood's Sarsaparilla makes pure blood.
That is why it cures so many diseases.
That is why so many thousands take it
to cure disease, retain good health, pre
vent sickness and suffering. Remember
Is tlie One True Blood Purifier. 81
Pi lie ?uu°
take, easy to ojiemte,
Paper money, silver money or
money stamped on gold is what the
masses want, and when it is issued,
to be full legal tender for all debts,
public or private. What the people
want is to establish prosperity at
home, and ihis can be done by the
issue of American money iu sufficient
quantity to conduct exchange and
transact business on a cash basis.—
Topeka (Kan.) Co-Operator.
it will be in order for republican
orators to toll the people how they
are to secure any tariff legislation
since the republican contingent in
the United States senate has been
reduced to so low a i.umber that
there is no earthly hope of that party
controlling that body at any time
during the coming
Topeka (Kan.) Advocate.
A Kansas Minister-
Rev. L. S. Coulton of Circleville,
Kansas, savs: Dr. V/arner—Your
White Wine of Tar Sprup has been
in my family and found to be all and
even more than you claim for it. It
is a speedy cure for all throat and
lung diseases.
Pulmonary Consumption.
Ify wife has been troubled with
weak lungs and was pronounced to
be in the last stages of pulmonarj
consumption. She commenced tali
White Wine of Tar and received relief
at once and is now ut-ieg the fourth
bottle and her health is better than
tor many years. We cheerfully rec
ommetal it to all.
Hrookline Station, Mo.
Rev. J. R. FLY,
One mile west of Ker.dullville and
about 8 miles north-east of Creseo:
consisting of 153 acres in a fine state
of cultivation. The Kendallville
school house is on the farm, which
has two good unfailing wells, a new
barn 34x40, a comfortable dwelling
house and an abundance of timber
fort bo farm. For price and terms
S3m0 Kendallville, Iowa.
Farm for Sa'e-
Two miles southeast of Lime Snrins,
240 acres nil under cultivation. Good
seven room house, new barn 40 by 48.
granary, corn cribs, hog house, well
and wind mill, with stock and
Will sail on easy terms and take
town residence property as part
payment. W. A. Smith,
33 (im. Lime Springs, Ta.
Myy farm five miles south of Creseo,
consisting of 100 acres, all in good
state of cultivation au .abundance of
suitable, farm buildings, unfailing
supply of water. Terms—$1500 cash,
balanoe on time auy length of venrs
suit purchaser at 7 per cent." For
further particulars enquire of
8Uf Box 013, Creseo, Iowa'
Tetanus IJacllll Tlirivo in Lons Island—
Kino Futilities a Year.
The de nth of a child in Brooklyn from
lockjaw, fcaid to have been caused by
bacilli of the disease which existed in
tho soil of that region, calls attention
again to a peculiar iiung'or of some por
tions of Long Island, which has been
mentioned at intervals of several years.
In this instance the child, says the Hart
ford Times, a girl two years old, had
been vaccinated. There was no reason
to suspect the purity of the vaccine
ixiatler. It was used three weeks ago,
und the child wan getting1 011 well until
in playing- in the dirt she scratched the
vaccinated arm while her fingers were
emeared with clay.
As to the existence of tetanus bacilli
In the soil, the evidence seems to be am
pl«. Health Commissioner Kmery says
tlia soil is full of these bacilli and that
they causcd several deaths which fol
lowed vaccination a year ago. T)r.
&nyne,whoattended the little girl,says:
"The germs of tetanus ore in the air as
well us in the Koil,but to breathe them is
not necessarily fatal. In the vicinity
of the south shore of Long Island
horses, as well as human beings, have
fallen victims to the bacilli. In Iho
case of the little girl her finger nails
contained the germ, which when
brought into contact with the superfi
cial abrasion at once inoculated her sys
tem with the poison." Dr. West, of the
Brooklyn department of health, says the
existence of the gt-rm of tetanus has
been noted for several years, more par
ticularly in the east and southern tiers
of Long Island. He adds: "Suffolk
county, I belitve, has the reputation of
being the most alTectcd spot. In the
past three years, in Brooklyn, there has
been nn average of nine fatalities from
the work of tetanus bacillus annually.
The germ, when exposed to the air, soon
succumbs. When it attacks a wound it
burrows down deep, for the purpose of
keeping away from the air."
Qualified 1y Kxporlenco.
Official at the Grand Central Station
—Well, sir, what can 1 do for you?
"I'm here in answer to your advertiso
mrnt for a track walker."
"Any experience?"
"Plenty. I was for five years heavy
tragedian in a traveling theatrical
show."—Yonktrs Statesman.
Different lliudg.
"Nan, how many hinds of club wom
en are there?"
"Well, there are women who ans
smart enough to belong to clubs, wom
en who are not smart enough to belong
to clubs, and "women who arc smurfi
enough not to belong to clubs."—Chi
cago IteccT™.
At tlio Market.
"Say, farmer, does not this ass kick?"
Farmer—Don't be afraid it never
harms its own kind.—Uatokoa.
4? I.""
All bankers tmd monopolists, re
gardless (if party, indorse the republi
can platform. Astlns' men live off
labor and produce nothing them
selves, every wage oarner with a
thimbleful '.if brains will vote against
that plat form, regardless of party.—
Appeel to Reason.
giu. .JUBWVtaROTjsrwsi^
A goldbug platform such as would
have disrupted the li"gubliuan party
twenty years ag is what the bosses
beiieve they (wiii force down the
people this time. A pretty lot of
slaves iiiu party voters are to-day if
they submit to the dose prepared for
tlieiu lust week at St. Louis.
Their Greatest Delicacy Ii Said to Be
Live Shrimps.
The Chinese esteem shrimps above all
other tilings, says Pearson's Weekly.
At a well-served table they are brought
on swimming about in a glass bowl of
water flavored with oil und vinegar,
which renders the creatures hysteri
cally alive. With an unerring thumb
and forefinger the Chinese diner-out
plucks forth the struggling fish, nips
off the tail at one bite, and casts the
useless head behind him.
Shoclting as it may seem to an Eng
lish housekeeper, the older the egg in
China, the more perfect from an epi
curean standpoint does it become, for
no Chinaman who lias aright regard for
his palate eats a fresh boiled egg.
Taken fresh, eggs are sent to soak, after
having been washed in a tub of aromat
ic water. After a time they are re
moved, and the water used in mixing a
paste of lime and salt, in which the
egg3 are packed in jars. These are
hermetically sealed and set aside to
stand for a month, when they are sup
posed to be fit for eating. Those left
packed in salt and lime for 12 months
or more, when opened, are found to
have changed color, solidified partly
and are odorless.
The chief care of the Chinese is to
eat nothing cold. Warm or hot food
they absorb in abundance, but rightly
they maintain that cold food lowers the
temperature of the stomach beyond the
point where digestion can continue, and
so the whole health of the body is en
Unspeakably Dull for tho Average Youth
Brought Up in America.
Life in Guatemala City to a foreigner,
aud especially a young man, says the
New Orleans Times-Democrat, possesses
about ns much attractiveness from
A Family of Eight Whose United Ages
Foot TJp to 060 Years*
The most remarkable instance of
longevity in the history Of the Nut
meg state, perhaps, is noted in the
Kimball family of the town of Preston,
one member of it, Mrs. Abby S.
Cook, who is passing the closing years
of her life in the home of her daugh
ter, Mrs. William H. Cook, of Franklin
street, this city, having celebrated the
other day the 90th anniversary of her
birthday. Mrs. Cook is the widow of
tho late Isaac H. Cook of Preston. A
large number of her relatives, friends
and neighbors called at her home on her
anniversary day and congratulated her,
and the venerable lady, who is still
hole and active and of a cheerful spirit,
entertained them.
Mrs. Cook is a member of a family
of eight children, sons and daughters
of Elisha and Lucy Latlirop Kimball,
all of whom are alive and in vigorous
health, with the exception, of Mrs. Sybil
A. Branch, the eldest, who died two
years ago at Koxbury, Mass., aged 90
years 4 4 months.
Here are tho names and ages of the
surviving members of the band: Abby
S. Cook,
years old Sarah Green,
Iowa, 88 Sarah L. Brown, Chicago, 85
Nelson L. Kimball, Iowa, 82 Trances
De Wolf, Chiaago, 80 Lucius T. Kim
ball, Iowa, 78, and Eev. Nathaniel Kim
ball, Iowa, 70. The united ages of the
brothers and sisters are C69 years, in
cluding that of Mrs. Branch.
Tho Deacon Undone.
There was once a deacon on Cape Cod
who heard early one morning that
there had been a wreck on the beach
near his house. He hurried down with
a couple of pillow-cases filled one with
sugar, hid it under the bank and went
on to look for more groceries. While
he was gone a neighbor came along on
the same errand, caught sight of the
pillow case, emptied it into his own bag
and refilled it with sand. By and by the
deacon returned empty-handed, and
carried off his pillow-case without no
ticing the change. In fact, he filled his
sugar bowl and tried to sweeten his cof
fee before he found out how badly he
had been treated. Then he was so in
dignant that he confessed afterward:
"I was almost wicked enough to wish
there might never be another wreck on
this here coast again."
To Tell a Blan's Profession.
Curious as it seems there is a dis
tinct relation between man's pursuits
and the color of man's hair. An unus
ual proportion of men with dark,
straight hair enter the ministry red
whiskered men are apt to be given to
sporting and horse flesh, while the tall,
vigorous, blonde man, lineal descend
ant of the Vikings, still contributes a
large contingent to travelers and emi
A Good Standing Army.
The army of Japan, in the opinion of
men versed in military affairs, is one of
the best organized armies in the world.
The rank and file are the descendants of
tho famous old Samurai—the sturdy
men at arms who followed the fortunes
of the early "daimins"—hereditary sol
diers, imbued with all their warlike
Vothing Novel.
"Boston has a literary burglar."
"That's old lots of fellows right here
In town have borrowed my books and
never returned them."—iChicagoEeaord.
:^-^5.r-.'--nr^'r •"VT•
standpoint of amusement as would a
residence in a graveyard. There
solutely nothing to do except work,
sleep and eat. The only place
has to go when he has finished work
to a saloon, and there he has nothing to
do for recreation but drink. The door
to the best society is shut in the face of
Americans—'gringor?s,' as they are
called by the haughty dons—no matter
what their stauding. Of course, when
oue has oflncial dignity he is invited to
the president's ball and other official
functions, and has entree into society,
but there is no such thing as social in
tercourse in its American sense. No
body is allowed to see a young lady un
less it is in the presence of her entire
family under the watchful eye of her
duenna, and there isn't much pleasure
in this kind of a visit to most young
men of America. Guatemala City has
a population of 80,000, but has no
theaters. There was an opera company
of fair character there two years ago,
but there havo been no attractions at
all of this kind during the past season.
Living is very high in Guatemala City,
and salaries are by no means cor
respondingly high. I would not advise
any young man to go there with the
idea of making his fortune. There has
been too much immigration to the coun
try as it is.
The English actors who comc
here arc intensely English when they
first arrive, but they soou show their
appreciation of American colloquialisms
by appropriating them. A gentleman
of this city relates that some time ago,
in the New York City club, he met Fred
Wanted a Change.
The two small boys who wanted to
fight Indians had gotten some distance
from home. The romance had dwin
dled, and a discouragement which
neither liked to confess had taken pos
"Look here,"' said one of them at last,
"I've been play in' I'm Sierra Sam for
two days now, haven't 1?"
"Yes,"was the reply.
"Well, I'm kind o' tired o' that game.
I think I'll play I'm the prodigal son."—
Golden Days.
A Personal Peculiarity.
The young man who prides himself on
being original was talking to Miss Cay
"Your mother seemed very much
amused at that little story I told her
last night," he said, self-approvingly.
"Yes," she replied. "Ever since I can
remember mother has laughed when
ever she heard that story."—Washing
ton Star.
As Others See Us.
Englishman (to fair American tour
ist)—Well, I suppose none of this Swiss
scenery will comparc with your Ni
Fair American (with some embar
rassment)—I've never seen Niagara.
Englishman—Ah, pardon me I
thought that you were a married wom
an.—Bay City Chat.
Easily Accounted For.
Professor—The faet that men when
lost in the woods describe a circle in
stead of proceeding in a straight line,
shows that one leg is longer than the
other. How is such a phenomenon, ac
counted for?
Smart Student—By the fact that the
leg pulling process is universal.—Art in
A Work of the Imagination.
Browne—That's a good detective
story, isn't it?
Wliyte—Well, it's interesting but it
isn't true to life.
Browne—Why not?
Whyte—Well, for one "thing, the de
tective finds the criminal.—Somerville
In Demand*
Full Details Gladly Given.
A Railroad Official's Experience.
W—, the comedian. Some one was tell- y? 9 1
ing about a woman who had just mar
ried her third husband.
"By the way," the gentleman asked,
"where is her first husband buried?"
"lie was cremated," was the answer.
"And the second?"
"Also cremated."
"By Jove," observed little Mr. W—,
"that woman has husbands to burn."—
St. Louis Republic.
Soon at tho rural hostelry
You'll hear the lad of four
Most wearily exclaim: "Dear me!
Fltrtlngr is such a bore!"
—-Washington Stay
EDWARD EDMOND3. long con
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posture quickly. Sleopless nights with their
fw lyfjlPQ' prostrating unrest were
numerous and I could
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P. O. Box 65, David City, Nebraska.
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