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w. l^v 'r~r- •'tf-t-v «-*rj?V-- n" %At." r-i": •.. r- Wj TWICE-A-WEEK PLAIN DEALER TUESDAY, SEPT. 7, 1909 BY MEAD PUBLISHING CO. Official Paper of Cily and Countx WOMAN JUDG'r- MAP.RiES MANY Feminine Jurist Makes It a Rule to Omit the Word "Obey" from Nuptial Ritual. Beloit, Kan.—So popular liave be come the marriage ceremonics per formed by Probate Judge Mary H. Cooper, who, by the way, is the only woman probate judpe in the United States, so far as known, that it liaa become almost a fad in .Mitchell coun ty for young women to insert the pro viso that Judge Cooper shall officiate before they biushingly say "yes" to the pleadings of would-be benedicts. Judge Cooper's popularity has come about through the omission of the word "obey" when tying the nuptial knot. "I attribute the great increase of marriages in this office," explained Judge Cooper the other day, "to an effort on my part to get away from the hackneyed, machine-like way in which civil ceremonies are generally performed. "I attempt to make the ceremonies as impressive as 1 know how. Should a giggling pair come before mo, they are severely reproved and made to understand that being joined in wed lock is a most serious affair and not to bo taken lightly." "Is your service different than most of the others?" "Yes, I bolieve it differs slightly. For instance, I bave eliminated the •word 'obey' for the bride. "I ask the bridegroom if he will love cherish and keep her until separated by death. The bride is asked practi cally the same thing. If either or both keep these promises, there is no need for the word 'obey.' "If she doesn't love him she won't obey him. She might pretend to, but Bhe won't. "And, by the way, this oflice doesn't believe in tips. It accepts only the legal fee for the license or the cere mony. I presume there is nothing wrong in accepting additional money from an over-zealous, love-saturated bridegroom, but I believe that the law intends that 1 shall take no more than set forth in the statutes." After having been appointed by Wov. Hoch to fill the unexpired term rt her husband, who died in office, Mrs. Cooper was re-elected by thy largest majooriiy of any one on the ticket. SLAUGHTERING ELK IN IDAHO. Numerous Carcasses Found Prove Conclusively That Lawbreakers Are Busy at Wanton Work. Boise, Idaho.—"Unless something is done, and that li^it away, there will b« no elk in Idaho in five years," said A. R. Stephens oI Asshton, Fremont county, one of the Vest known sports men in southern J'*: ho. "One hun dred elk hav bets killed in Fremont county since the s'-'ivsoii closed, Janu ary 1 "A crew of Oregon SUort wine train men, going out from Ashton lo open up the road, came -icross the bocliea of 12 elk together at a point on Warm river. Yellowstone park scouts re port finding six dead elli, tlu-ir bodies unmolested except that the scalps and the. tusks had been removed. 1 know where two elk were killed. I traced the slayers to their b.omes and found out who they were. 1 reported the matter to the local game waflen and he did nothing." Stephens believes the correction of conditions Is up to fpoi'smm. He urges that more sportsmen of Kre mont county join the state sports men's association, and with, greater in terest taken in that county tlrse who fish and hunt and. tfesi'e flir play, he believes much of tKe e^lstilg evil can be eliminated. He talked with a numbe*" of Bole sportsmen, and the result of hi? visit may be that the sportsmen will ^egin a movement to prevent the whof^sal*! slaughter of elk, either th-oujf'f movement to bring all true s.oorti'mefi Into the folds of the state associ?'.ion or to secure the appointment of a dep uty who will see that the law is '.ip held, not only in Kremont eourAv, where it is said there are the nivst flagrant violations, but in all otUfr parts of the state. "Suicide King" Sentenced Hamilton, O.—Charles Wolf c'f Cofl nersville, Ind., known as th« "HsN)si?r Suicide King," was s'-ntcnTd Uj 200 days in the woi"ulio.sc by Acting Mayor Sniedley i» pit'ice conrt. Wolf went to the o^ice o" Dr. G. M. Cummins and while ti physician was waiting a pativnt 'li his private of fice swuilowcd a quantity of diluted carbolic acid, tie 'Vas 'frnoved to Mercy hospital, where old^t attaches recognized lus voice an? identified Wolf, wlio has spent sevev.l Cays in the institution on previous oc.'dsions and under similar conditio* Wolf was elected from -Ve hospital and placed in a c?ll l'l the county jail. He has made no ler-s thfH &'ix .it tempts at suicide in Hami'Um. Woman Slaps Burg nr. St Louis.-Mrs. Albert W'xfoH, East Second street, ton, 111., vwakened just at da vbreaT to :see a man in his stocking feet crouching toward her bed. lie bad a knife in his hand and was reaching for Mr. Itexford's trousers. Mrs Rexford gave a scream and leaped at the burglar, striking him [airly in the face. This so frightened the man that he almost look the sash with him as he lived through the wiiidow. This com motion awakened Mr. Re"iord, who abtaincd bis pistol, but the burglar had vanished. Mrs. Rexford savs she was so fright ened she did not lu»ow what she was doing. Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S A S O I A *-rT-ir 4 I ™C vvr -V •o#o4o4o*o4o4^o^o^o#o^o#o4 Noted Names Seen In Print ints. o. 11IE woman suf frage move ment has no greater champion in this country than Sirs. O. II. T. Rel mont, who is wag ing such a vigorous campaign just now in behalf of votes for women. So en thusiastic has she become in the work I.) palace is being used for lectures on the subject. it. r. BEI.MONT. To assure a large attendance at these lectures the palace is thrown open an hour before they are to begin, and those who have purchased tickets, which are $5 each, have the opportu nity of inspecting the lower floor apart ments of Marble House, with its Goth ic museum and other art treasures. Never before have the art treasures or tlie interior architectural beauties of Marble House been viewed by other than close personal friends, though nu mcrous requests for such a privilege have been made by art lovers from all parts of the world. William Loeb, Jr., collector of the port of New York, through his marine police patrol is stopping effectively the bringing ashore at piers of small ar ticles which are not on the manifest. These in most cases arc brought over by passengers as presents for friends, for their own use ashore or perhaps as a modest speculation. The guard ing of the piers formerly was very lax, and so this constant stream of dutiable articles flowed into port without the payment of revenue. The customs men estimate that the close watch fulness of Collector Loeb in stopping this practice means a saving of thou sands of dollars each month to the government. The following story will illustrate the strictness with which the watch mm tiM-To: /kJ'udnetWoo£ S.-lM!£XWooZ WILL.IAH LOEB, OK. is kept. Captain Finch of the White Star liuer Arabic was coining ashore from his vessel recently and was met I at the foot of his own gangway by two customs watchmen, who curtly asked him what he was doing. "I am the captain of this steam ship." he told the men. "We don't care who you are," they replied to the indignant navigator. Then the customs men deftly went through the captain's pockets. As sured that he was not smuggling, they allowed him to go his way. Wu Ting Fang, who has just been recalled as Chinese minister to the United States, has achieved a great reputation for bright speeches and quick wit, and the following story shows his power of ready response, On a big junket to the west he was one of a large party made up of official dom, the congress, the diplomatic corps, the press, et al. At a little station that seemed to have been dropped upon a barren wilderness by a passing cloud the train stopped, mill a crowd of townsmen gathered about the car plat form where ho was standing. "What's the pop ulation of this place V" he asked of one of his partj who was acquainted with the state. "One thousand." "How many men?" "One hundred." "And women?" "Nine hundred." ne gratefully acknowledged the in formation, reflected for a moment, walked inside the car. gathered up some of bis belongings and began giv ing each member of his party a hand shake. "Why. what are you shaking hands for?" some one asked. "This town," he answered quick as a 11a::li, "lias 900 women and. only 100 men. This Is where I get oil. Good ijy" WU Tl.NO FANG. Go With A Rush, The demand for that wonderful Stom ach, Liver and Kidney cure, Dr. King's New Life I'ills—is astounding, those who have used them say they never saw the like. Its because they never fail to cure Sour Stomach, Constipa t'oti, indigestion, liiliousness. Jaundice, Sick Headache, Chills and Malaria. Only 25 cents. Dyspepsia is our national ailment. Burdock Blood Bitters is the national ,• fe-- W( •t,s) /»Ct SAMUEL R. VAN SANT. The New Commander of the G. A. R. and His Interesting Career. The honor of serving as commander in chief of that famous organization of veterans, the (Jrand Army of the Uepublie, lias recently come to a Min nesota man, Samuel It. Van Sant, who has beeu active in the interests of the society ever since it was founded and Is one of its best known and most pop ular members. Horn in Hock Island, 111., May 11, 1S14, Sir. Van Sant early in life went to his country's defense, enlisting un der President Lincoln's first call for 75,000 men, although he was but six teen years of age. It was nil impor tant epoch in the boy's life. It meant giving up the opportunity of a college education and turning his back on home, relatives, comfort and friends, but enlist the young patriot would, lie was rejected, re-enlisted, rejected again and finally accepted as a mem and so eager for ber of Company A. Ninth Illinois cav success that her fa-' airy. Mr. Van Sant says he has often mous Newport (It. thought since of the number of mere children in that army, there being probably 250,000 boys of eighteen or younger. After the war Mr. Van Sant was graduated from Knox college, and soon after he went into the steamboat busi ness with his father, Iu which he has 1 SAM Eli It. YAK SANT. made a fortune. He has been active in politics for many years. Twice he was sent to the Minnesota legislature, in 1S92 and 1S94, and in his second term was elected speaker without an opposing vote. From 11)01 to 1905 he was governor of Minnesota, and a I good story is told of him while he was in this office. One day he received a letter from a constituent asking for an appointment to a political office. The letter said: "I want to be an officeholder. I am not very particular as to the office. Anything within your power to confer will do—any old thing left over." This so amused the governor that he at mice made out a commission ap pointing the applicant a notary public and charged him ?3 for it. ECCLES' NEW ENTERPRISE. The Copper River and Northwestern Railroad Fast Nearing Completion. There is one railroad president In this country who thoroughly believes in the old saying that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. This is iS. W. Eccles, president of the new Copper River and Northwestern rail road of Alaska. Although one of the busiest of men, he frequently takes a day or two off. and the accompanying illustration gives one a pretty good idea of how he spends the time. His catch is a fifty pound salmon. To Mr. Eccles is due no little credit for the conception of the new Copper mm S. W. KOOLK8. River and Northwestern railroad, which is fast Hearing completion. His success in this enterprise has been at tained solely by concentration, faith fulness and ability. Mr. Eccles began his railroad career iu the employ of the Chicago and Alton railroad as a ticket agent and telegraph operator. That was in 1S70, and from that time lo liie present day he has always been closely identified with railroad interests The new Copper River and North western railroad runs a distance of 200 miles, from Cordova as its western terminus to the Bonanza mines. cure for it. It strengthens stomach desired. They act mildly and regulate membranes, promotes flow of digestive the bowels perfectly. "—George B. juices, purifies the blood, builds you up Krause, 306, Walnut Ave., Altoona, Pa. CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of "I have been somewhat costive, but Doan's Repulets gave just the results 9 f-''^r O 9 Uncle Sam's Great Gunnison Tunnel V,,V,V +o4o+o+o+o+o++o*o+o+o4o+o+ The Uncompahgre project, as it is called, Is the first of the great irriga tion systems started by the reclama tion service to be completed, and it ranks third among the twenty-seven enterprises begun by the government, according to the amount of acreage to be reclaimed. The project will reclaim thousands of acres of the finest fruit land in the world—land that has been awaiting the magic touch of water to blossom with crops that will pay the fortunate farmer better than the aver age gold mine. This land now looks dry and sandy, and the thin growth of sagebrush which covers ^nost of It seems to have a hard struggle for ex istence, but a year from today It will blossom like a garden. A few brief facts will give the read er some idea of the size of the Gun nison tunnel and just what is expected of it: Six miles of concrete tunnel, the longest underground waterway in the world, will transfer water from the Gunnison river to the Uncompahgre valley. Twelve miles of canal, with a greater cross section than the Erie mmm «mmm V/UIII HERE has just been completed in western Colorado the most spectacular irrigation enter prise the world has ever known. This is the new Gunnison tunnel, which is to be opened by Presi dent Taft this fall. For four years two gangs of men. two miles beneath the summit of a mountain, have been tearing their way toward each other. Braving all kinds of obstacles and with death lurking near, they have slowly drawn together, and recently, after a terrific explosion, there was cheering that echoed to every corner of the Uncouipahpre valley. It sig nified that the Gunnison tunnel, said to be the longest underground water way iu the world, was practically fin ished and that the dream of ten years had been realized. SCENE NEAB THE GUNNISON TUNNEL. canal's, will conduct the water from the lower end of the tunnel to the Un compahgre river. Fourteen intermedi ate drops will generate 10.000 horse power for lighting and manufacturing purposes. The project will reclaim approxi mately 150,000 acres of the finest fruit land in the world, surrounding the celebrated Montrose fruit district. The government will charge about $35 per acre for water rights, but as soon as the water is on the land it will bo worth from $200 to $1,500 per acre, according to state of cultivation. From 500 to 800 men have beeu employed since February, 1905. For their ac commodation two towns containing schools, office buildings, cottages, hos pitals, etc., have been built by the government at the portals. The work has cost the government about $5,000,000, and it peculiar fea ture Is that Uncle Sam lends the money only to the farmers who are to benefit by receiving water. The gov ernment, however, gives ample time for paying for water rights. For in stance, a settler in the Uncompahgre valley will have to pay but a small sum the first year. The payments will increase from year to year. Thus it is figured that an ordinary field crop planted between rows of young trees will enable a settler to make his first year's payments and his living besides. By the time his or chard conies into bearing. If he has gone in for fruit culture, he will be able to meet the heavier payments .vithout trouble. It is customary to •ilant potatoes between the rows of young trees. Some years these will yield as much as $100 per acre profit. Settlors will have no difficulty about marketing their crops, as a railroad traverses the entire valley. Last year ihe Montrose ranchers, through their local association, shipped 2S8 cars of apples. 10 ears of peaches, 10 cars uf mixed fruits, such as apricots, cher ries, grapes, etc., aud 400 cars of pota toes. Besides these, a large portion of (he crop was hauled by wagons to uearby mountain mining camps and sold at high prices. Most of the ranches in the valley are small and compact. When settled un der the government plan, the unit will uot be above ten acres. Farm life un der such circumstances cannot be lonely. The metropolis of the Uncom pahgre valley is Montrose, an up to date little city, with churches, theater, schools, etc. President Taft while on bis western tour will open the Gunnison. When he presses a button and sends the roaring waters of the Gunnison through the great cement waterway not an Amer ican in the land but should be proud of the work accomplished by Uncle Sam. Any skin itching is a temper-tester. The more you scratch the worse it itch es. Doan's Ointment cures piles, ecze ma—any skin itching. At all drug stores. HOLLISTER'O Rocky Mountain Tea Nuggeis A Busy Medicine lor Busy People. Brings Golden Health and Renewed Vigor. A specific for Constipation, Indigestion, Liver and Kfrlucy troubles, Pimples, Eczema, Impure Blood,Bad Breath,Slnjfffish Bowels, Headache and Backache. ItaKucky Mountain Tea in tab let form,li5 cents a box. Genuine made by HoLLibTEU Dituo Cojii'ANT, Madison, Wis. GOLDEN NUGGETS FOR SALLOW PEOPLE tf. BETZVEIE Philo Gubb is one of the tenderest hearted men in netzville. He hasn't the style necessary to mingle in our best society, but he has a good heart, and when his speckled hen died after setting on a nest of eggs for a week Philo's heart bled with pity for the poor motherless eggs. The very min ute he saw the dead hen he hurried over to Aunt Rhinocolura Betz' and asked if he could borrow one of li'er hens, but they were all engaged in family business of their own just then, and Philo sat down on the edge of the porch and wept. After he had wept about a quart of tears he perked up all of a sudden, and asked Aunt Rhinocolura if she was using her hot water bottle. When she said no, that her neuralgia wasn't giving her much trouble that summer, Philo just jumped up and down for joy. VI "V Philo Gubb and the Auto Hen As soon as Aunt Rhinocolura gave him the hot-water bottle he hurried home, hippity hopping with joy, and filled the hot-water bottle up to the neck, and screwed the stopper In, and laid it with gentle hand on top of the eggs. During the day the eggs did not •worry him much after that, for the sun kept the water in the hot-wa ter bottle warm enough, but it was a touching sight to see Philo at night. He spent all his time at the edge of 3y Ellis Parker Butler. Atdkor of Pigs is Pigs Etc* tfe ILLUSTRATED By PETER. NEWELL 5 the bottle, and then stand off behind the door and cluck like a hen does when it has found a worm, anil then he would smile when the chicks ran up and grabbed the worm. When the chicks got large enough to venture out a little Philo tied a string to the hot-water bottle and dragged it around the yard after them. He got so thoroughly into the no tion that the hot-water bottle was really a hen that sometimes he would drag it over into his vegetable gar den, and then shoo at it to drive it out. He treated that auto-hen just as a mother hen should be treated. Probably he took to It more because he was a bachelor and lived alone. He had less to distract his thoughts. The hot-water bottle grew so realis tically hen-like to Philo that when the chicks got old enough to care for themselves, and Philo had a cousin from the city stay to dinner, he went into his back yard and looked over the chicks. He saw that they were not old enough to broil yet, so he got his ax and pounced down on the auto hen, and chopped the stopper cl-an off. It' wasn't until Philo grabbed what was left of the hot-water bottle and started to pick the feathers off that he realized it was not a real *On. He Got Thoroughly in the Notion That the Hot Water Bottle was Rtslly the nest, with an oil stove at his side and a tea kettle of water boilirig away on the oil stove. He was like a moth er to those eggs, and it was most af fecting to hear him while he had the bottle in his hands, filling it and say ing: "Now, now, dearies, don't be im patient, daddy will have mudder full of hot water in a minute, and then mudder will cuddle dearies up again." The eggs seemed to understand the love Philo Gubb was showering on them, too. Of course an egg can't show its affection very well. Next to a china door knob an egg is about the dumbest uneffusive thing there is, but those eggs used to lie there and smile —no, not smile—they used to lie there and look up at—no, they didn't look up—anyway, they used to lie there. They used to lie there as quiet as 13 brick-bats. They were just placidly happy, as you might say. Care free, knowing Philo would take good care of them and protect them. Well, one egg got broken! It was nearly the death of Philo, and only the fact that there were 12 left kept him alive. He just couldn't allow him self to die of grief when there were 12 motherless eggs depending on him, so he braced up and tried to hide his sorrow, and kept the hot water bottle warm. The day those eggs hatched out was the gladdest in the life of Philo Gubb. He was a proud man, I can tell you! He gave each one a name as it pecked its way out. The first he called Eeny, and although he tried to be impartial anyone could see he liked this eldest a little the best. The next one he named Meeny, and the next Cracky. The others, as they came he named Feeny, Omnia, Noo cha, Poppa, Toocha, Rick, Stick, Stan and the last of all, the baby, as you might say, Staw. I remember how proud he was when Uncle Ashod Clute asked him how the eggs were doing. Philo spoke right up. Says be: "Eeny, Meeny, Cracky, Feeny-— Omma, Noocha, Poppa, Toocha—Rick, Stick, Stan, Staw—O-U-T, all out!" But the most gladdening thing to the hard heart of man was to see the way in which Philo helped supply a mother's care to those little chicks. They seemed to sense right at tirst that the hot-water bottle vas the only mother they had, and they would run to it, chirping out their little joys and sorrows, and Philo kept it full of hot water, so It would feel cosy and comfortable to the chicks. He used to sneak away once in awhile and dig a worm or two in the potato garden, and come back and drape it throueh the handle of the stopper of Hen. jPo-ter'Ne^.-eliJ a That is why I say it is mighty lucky hot-water bottles don't have feath ers. If they did have Philo Gubb would have gone right ahead and cooked and eaten Aunt lthinocolura's and as Philo is one of those who be lieve everything should be chewed to a pulp before it is swallowed, he would have sat there at his dining room table and have chewed his low er jaw clean off. (Copyright, 19U9, by W. G. Chapman.) School Municipality. In one of the schools of Brooklyn they have a "Junior Municipality," with a mayor and other officials. The girls are in the majority, so they have elected one of themselves mayor. The officers appoint monitors, boys on the boys' side and girls on the girls' side, and these see that there is no fighting or other disturbance. Then on holi days girls visit the home and give the others lessons in taking care of the baby and hygiene generally which they have learned from the teachers. Aroused Curiosity. "Beg pardon," said the hotel clerk, "but what is your name?" "Name!" echoed the indignant guest, who had just registered. "Don't you see my signature there on the regis ter?" "I do," answered tho clerk, calmly. "That is what aroused my curiosity." Searching for It. "Yes," said the young man at the piano, "there is a lot of music in this box." "If there is," suggested the suffering friend, "you should •?ome one to get it out." long liirt Children Cry FOR FLETCHER S O A S O I A PANT0R1UM N Sl.oo you can get vour [OW suite pressed every week at the rate of P1£K MONTII and also a shine every day Up stairs, fifth door north of the Post Oflice CLYDE E. PAYNE PROPRIETOR UtlUlii III Hljl .IL •fp?* American Loan and Investment Co. CRESOO, IOWA. J. C. Wehster, Pres. C. W. Reed, Vice-Pres. B. F. Davis, Secretar Owner and Proprietor of the onlv Com plete SE OF ABSTRACT BOOKS in Howard County Abstracts of Title to Lands and Town Lots furnished on short notice. Special advantages for making Farm Loans and selling Real Estate. Coal, Wood, Posts Lime, Cement Market Street, Cresco, Iowa. DELIVERED FREE IN TOWN 2000LBS For a Ton Every Time. Quality, Honest Weight and Accurate Measurement Guaranteed. WM. F. RATHERT P. G.BUTTON.V. Treats all diseases of the domesticated animals by tho most, approved methods. Special attuuili'ii given lo suiglcal operations and horse dentistry. All calls, day or night, promptly attended to. Charges moderate. Otllce and Hospital first door west of Armory Building, Cresco. Northern towa Telenhono Oflice No. 12S!f, residence, 138k Standard Telephone, No, JOHN McCOOK Attorney and Counselor at Law CRESCO, IOWA will prnctlce in all tho courts of the state make loans, and attend to buying and selllin real cslato and srcurltlos. Otlicc over cresco Union Savings Bank. JOSEPH DR.R. A.MORTON, DENTIST. Rooms ou Second flour, Thomson's Building, North of Postoffice, Cresco, GEO. H. OWENS REAL ESTATE Ollicc over First National Bank CBESCO. IOWA. W.G.Hess,M.b. Physician and Surgeon (Successor to Dr. Scripture.) Oflice in Thompson Building. N. I. Phone, office 1J residence li W. J. MEAD'S ^ioIm over (ico. II. KcIIoiik's Music Store. Special attention given to beginners on the Violin, and will also accept the somewhat advanced pupils on that instrument. Can accept jmpils on wind instruments such as horns with valves, l'l Ice 50 cents per lesson—hour lessons. T/ :v 4 *1 "I 4. ACCto^r INSURANCE L. E. EATON, AGENT Office over the Freehauf Cafe Cresco, Iowa. Dr. G. H. Kellogg DENTAL SURGEON CRESCO, IOWA Auy work in his Une will receive Prompt Attention. OJllce in rear of Clark's Music Store. 1STEE STATE COLLECTION AGENCY N. I Tlione, ullicu, 262 1 -V 3 *4" III jr i"/- I? 8. Assistant State Veterinary Surgeon. Donor Graduate of the Ontario Veterinary College, Toronto, Canada member of the Ontario Veterinary Medical Association, V5 3 nil Attorney and Couuselor at Law. CRESCO, S. 'r s| I A Office over Cresco Department Store. Will Practice in All the Courts of the State. fir i- N. I. Thone, CRESCO. IOWA We collect money Tor Goods sold. Services per formed, money loaned, or any form of debt, from ANYONE, ANYWHEltfi.. J.ITIGATBD MATTE its carried through all courta. Write for particulars. is, A. CllUKCIi, Attornoy for At/enoy. ARLINGTON HOTEL $1 PER DAY. Corner of Market and Elm Sts.: This House hftt, been Newly BeOtted and Ke furnished. Electric Lights. Good Stabling In Connection. L. J. LONG, Proprietor. I. islk