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POLK COUNTY XEWS-CAZETTE. BEXTOX. TENNESSEE.
DIZZY, BAH, CD WARD ?AR3flALL WITH PHOTOGRAPHS DPOADW JQC5 y rfJ SYNOPSIS. Jackson Jones, nli-knanit-l "Ilroa.iway" toHaus" iif his continual KlnrirUiition if New York's ureal thoroughfare, is anx ious to Kt away from his home town of Jomsville. Alm.-r Jum-H. Iiis unele. Is verv angry tierau.se liroadnay refuses to tt!e down and take a place In the Burn factory In which he succeeded to his father's interest. Judtte ipotswood in forms I'.roadwuy tliat $;r.i'.(K left him by niHlfH nicnhl time in heading for 1 tils tatiier is at ins aispos.n. Dnmu Is fxvorlto afreet in New Yolk. 'With ll Vur Vi.rU fiiuml Ki.l.ert Wallace. Broa I- way creates a sensation by his extrava-Kani-e on the White Way. Four years pass and liroadwav suddenly discovers that he is not only broke, but heavilv in debt. Me applies to his uncle for a loan and receives u package of chewing KM" with the advice to chew it and forget his troubles. He quietly seeks work without success. Hroadway gives what is in tended to be u farewell supper to his New York friends, und before it is over be comes etmaijed to Mrs. Oerard. and an cient widow, wealthy and very Kiddy. Wallaep expostulates with the aged Ihrt and her youthful fiance, but fails to bet ter the situation He learns that Broad way is broke and offers him a position with his father's advertising firm, but it Is declined. Wallace takes chars'" of Broadway's affairs. Broadway receives a telegram announcing the death of his Uncle Abner in Kurope. Broadway Is his solo heir. Peter Pembroke of the Con solidated Chewins Gum company offers Broadway Jl.2nn.0tO for his sum plant and Broadway agrees to sell. CHAPTER VI. Continued. Jackson was in a fever of excite ment. "Well, come on then. Let'3 feet them! What are you waiting for? Let's get this all over with as quickly as we can." "Do you mean business?" "Certainly I mean business." Jack son gazed at him with definite re proach. "Don't I look like a business man?" He displayed the sack coat Rankin had laid out for him that morn ing. "Look at this business suit!" He felt in his pocket, found what he Bought and was extremely satisfied. "And I've got a lead pencil and every thing. ' Certainly I mean business." "You'll sign the articles today?" "For twelve hundred and fifty thou sand dollars I'd sign a murderer's con fession!" Pembroke, who never smiled, looked at his watch. "It's twelve o'clock." "Is it?" "We'll meet here at two." , "I'll be right here, waiting." "Will you shake hands with me?" "Sure! I'll kiss you if you want me to." Even this would not divert Pem broke to frivolity. "Mr. Jones, you're doing business with a great company." ckson nodded. "You're the great- eat ccsTUpfrYft-fcyatfW;..:-? "Two, then. Don't forget two!" "Twelve! Don't forget twelve!" "Good-by!" "Good-by!" Jackson went with him to the ele vator, watching his every movement with something which approached in its brooding care an anxious mother's. "Be careful when you cross the street! Good-by!" Returning to the table, he once more read the magic telegram. "That's the first time I knew that they could teler graph from heaven," he said fervently, just as Rankin entered "I told the chef, sir," said the butler, "and he says " "Never mind what he says. You tell him he must stay. I wouldn't have him go for all the world. Go out and raise his salary and give him my regards. You understand?" "Yes sir." "Say," come here. Where do you live when you're not here?" "In Harlem, sir." "Got a flat?" "Yes, sir." "Like this furniture?" He waved t "We've Got to Make a Train." hie hand at the extremely ornate con tents of the room. "Deautiful, sir." "It's yours." "Oh, thank you, sir! Anything else?" "No; what else do you want? Get out! Don't bother me. I'm a busi ness man." He hurried to the telephone, laugh ing very earnestly, as If he really liked to laugh. UITO W bwuq waavMuw) " " I Hello, long-distance; hello, long-dls- tance. I wani 10 lain 10 juueviu, Conn. Jonesvllle. J o there, you've got it right. Judge Spotswood, attor ney at law, Jonesvllle, Conn. Yes; this Is 24G8 Huyler. Rush it, won't you? Thanks!" As he sat and contemplated with a smile of great Intensity the tips or his slim patent-leather shoes, Wallace, hating done his task, returned to him with a grave face. "Well." said he, almost discouraged. "I've figured it all up, and the best that I can do makes the grand total sixty-one thousaud four nunured and eighty-two dollars." "How much?" "Sixty-one thousand four hundred and eighty-two dollars." "Spending money, my boy," said Broadway grandly. "Spending money." With that he sprang out of his chair and rushed about the room with joy upon his face and showed his deep contempt for little things by breaking several costly vases, throwing six American Beamy roses in the waste basket and tossing cushions here and there. One of au especial elegance he threw out on Broadway, never looking to see whose head it softly lighted upon. "What's the matter with you?" de manded Wallace. "Going crazy all over again?" Broadway paused in his extraordi nary movements. "Do you know what I'm going to do from now on? I'm go ing to make the ioudest noise Broad way has heard since Dewey came home from the war." "What are you talking about?" Jackson looked him kindly in the eye. "Know what happened after you had left the room? A messenger boy with golden wings and a jeweled harp blew through that window, handed me this telegram and flew right back to the Golden Gates." He thrust the tele gram at Wallace. "Read, read, read!" The dazed Wallace read aloud. The reader paused. "God!" he exclaimed. "Did he sign it?" Broadway begged, without the slightest incredulity. "It's signed Judge Spotswood. Who's he?" "My uncle's lawyer." "Is this a joke?" "If it is I'll make a reputation a3 a gun man!" "Why, this is the most wonderful thing that ever happened!" "It is all of that, and more. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm go ing to buy Brooklyn and close it up." But Wallace was not swept away by his extravagance. He really was a business man. "Pembroke," he reflect ed. "Wrhy, he phoned. I took his message." "He was here. Say, did you evet hear, of the Consolidated Chewing Gum company?" f "Why, certainly. They're the! biggest advertisers in America." "Well, he's second vice-president. He's coming back at two o'clock." "What for?" "To bring me a check for twelve hundred and fifty thousand dollars! I'm going to sell him Jones' Pepsin." Instantly the business man was up permost in Wallace. He became alert, auspicious, "He made that offer?" "Yes." "And you accepted?" "Yes." "Sign an agreement?" "Not yet." Wallace spoke now, with the firm ness of a heavy hammer striking on an anvil. "And you're not going to." Broadway gazed at him aghast. "Why?" "Now, don't give me any argument. You've been a damn fool all your life and here's a chance to get even with yourself." "Turn down a million two hundred thousand dollars!" "Yes." Broadway shook his head. "Not on your biography!" Wallace was not impressed. "What you need is a keeper, and I'm going to take the job." The telephone rang, and, as Broad way would have answered it, Wallace pushed him ruthlessly away. It was plain that he had definitely assumed command. The message was from Judge Spots wood. As soon as Broadway learned this he explained that he had called the judge and wished him to come at once to New York city. Wallace gave him one sad glance of pure disgust. Then he told the Judge exactly other- wis. "No," he called into the phone. "No, no; don't you come here. We'll come there." Broadway was instantly rebellious. "I'll do nothing of the kind." Wallace waved him off with a con demnatory hand, and continued talk ing to the telephone. "We'll be there at six o'clock. ... In time for din ner. . . . Yes; good-by!" He hung up the receiver, and turned to Broad way with the hard but happy smile of the real business man who has suc ceeded In accomplishing a coup. "Say, what are you trying to do?" said Broadway, not without resent ment. "Run my affairs for me?" "Yoa " Raid Wallace read:!", and then called loudly for the butler. Wh:n he came he told him to pack, without v .r O' f - ' gravely announced, was going travel- delay, a grip ror jvir. Jones, wno, ne iiik. "To er Japan?" inquired the hope ful RankUi. "Same thing, Connecticut." "Look here," said Broadway wrath fully, "I don't Intend" The bell rang. "Go see who that Is." said Wallace in a moat peremptory tone COftAN "Say. I'm i.ot work. 113 for you. am I?" asked Broadway peevishly. "Go on: do as you are told." "Weil. I'll be damned." said Broad way, but started toward the door. Wallace, though, was thinking. "Wait! Hold on. It may be Mrs. Ge rard. Didn't she say she would be back in half an hour?" Broadway paused, dismayed. "That's so!" He hurried to the window, and looked out; he turned back with a wor ried face. "Surest thing you know. It's her car, all right." "Get yo'tr hat," said Wallace. "Is there another way otit of this house?" "The servants' elevator at the back." "Rankin: Oh, Rankin!" Rankin, breathless, hurried in. "I'll have the. grip packed in five minutes, sir." "Never mind thu grip. We can't wait for it. We've got to make a train. See who's at the loor. We're going out the other way." He seized Broad way's wrist. "Come on!" ' Jackson, departing in a somewhat sideways fashion, ow ing to the steady "It Doesn't Seem Possible It's You pull of Wallace's strong arm, called back to 'Rankin: "Oh, there'll be a party of gentlemen here at two o'clock to see me, and " "What shs.ll I tell them, sir?" Wallace answered: "Tell them to go to hell," said he. CHAPTER VII. Jonesville was in mourning. Broad way's departed uncle had inspired not much affection; he had not been one to care to; but for many years, to the workers in the factory, he had been a sort of business deity the semi-providential head of the great enterprise through which they gained their. liveli hood. The folk of Jonesville had neither loved him nor revered him; he had been a sort of elemental necessity to their peace of mind; they had, so to speak, leaned with a feeling of secur ity upon his stubbornness, knowing he would never sell out to the gum trust; if he did not sell out to the gum trust the factory would operate; if the fac tory kept running Jonesville would continue to eat, drink, and, in its crude, undevolped way, be merry. Now that he was dead, a feeling of uncer tainty spread a mild panic through the little town. The judge was waiting for the two men in the hotel corridor. His worry over what the new owner of the fac tory might decide to do about the per fectly well known trust plans was quite as keen as anyone's, but his dig nity forbade that he should make dis play of it. It was something of a relief to him when Broadway hurried to him from the hotel office and held out his hand, although the boy's appearance was a shock to him. He remembered him as Higgins' mother had described him and as the dapper, boyish youth who had aroused the wonder of the town with patent-leather shoes and new dance steps. This pale, extremely urban man, young still, naturally, with a face which told untoward tales of night experiences such as were not written upon any face in Jonesville, no matter what its age, nonplussed and confused him. He had expected nor mal changes; he saw metamorphosis. "Judge," said Wallace, who, although a stranger, was first to grasp his hand. "I'm glad to see you." There was a harassed look upon his face as if he might have had a difficult time with Broadway on the train. The Judge took Broadway's hand. "And this is little Jackson! Broad way, we used to call you. Well, I'm glad to see you!" "Thanks, Judge." Broadway really win rind and shook hands heartily, al- though the sybarite in him already was in strong revolt against the old hotel. "I'll go in and register, Broadway," said Wallace. "And I'll put you down as Mr. Jackson. No use in " "YeB," said the Judge approvingly, "the town is all upset. There might be er " "I understand." "If it should got around that the old mill would bo sold to the trust."' if The desk was near the door which led into the fiy-specke.i corridor and the judge was listening as Wallace made terms with the clerk. "What'll you take now, Mr. Wal lace?" said the clerk, after careful study of the signature upon the regis ter. "Or are you Mr. Jackson?" "No;. WliHace. I'm Mr. Jackson's secretarf. And we'd like two rooms with" "Two!" said the clerk, astonished. That was such extravagance as never had before occurred in that hotel. "Yes; two connecting rooms, with a bath between, if possible." The clerk gazed, open-mouthed. "Well, now," he explained, "I don't guess I can do that. We got a bath room. Years ago a barber leased the shop and had it put in next to it. Thought he'd rent it out to strangers. But he didn't. It's still there, but lord, he's dead, and I guess th' lead pipe has been nsed soui'ers else. Know it has, in fact." "Well" "Lead pipe, ye know, is val'able." "Is it? Well, do the best you can for us. Telephonos iii the rooms, are there?" "In the rooms? No. They's one acrost the street at th' liv'ry stable." "Well, we'll have to make that do, then. Can we get some dinner?" "Dinner's over't two o'clock. Sup per's over now. Might fix np some thin', I suppose." "All right, do the best you can for us and send it to the rooms." "What? Send it to the rooms! Want I should come along to feed ye?" The clerk was definitely angry. These city folks! The judge stepped in. "I want you an Mr. er er Mr. Jackson should come to my house for your supper," he suggested "We'd better not, tonight, judge. To morrow, possibly." Broadway cast at Wallace a pathetic glance. Could it be possible that he meant to stay in Jonesville till tomor row night? Wallace sent him a look of warning. "Well, if we can't have supper in our rooms, I suppose we'll take it where we can," he granted, determined that if Broadway really came back to Jonesvllle, as he intended to compel him to, some changes should be made in the hotel. "Minnie!" shouted the clerk, in a revjrh? rating voice, calculated to ex prfeself,' taough miles might inter vene. "Two sup-p-er-r-s!". "All right," he said to Wallace. "Want to wash? Wash basins" "We'll do that, anyway, up in our rooms." "What with?" exclaimed the clerk triumphantly. "They ain't no water there." "But couldn't " ."Ain't no water," said the clerk in differently, grandly, "ner no soap, ner towels, ner pitchers, ner no bowls, ner nothin'." He turned away. "But Where's the key?" "Ain't no key. We're honest folks In Jonesvllle. I'm goln' out." "But where are the rooms?" "Head th' stairs. One and two. They ain't no others." With no further words he went his way. ' "Mf God, Bob," said Broadway, ap proaching him appealingly, "you're not going to make me live here, are you?" "Yes; but I'm going to build a new hotel here," Wallace answered. The judge hovered close to Broad way. "I wish you'd come up to the house to Bupper." "Not tonight, Judge, thanks." "No," he granted sympathetically, "I suppose you want a rest. Tired after four hours on the train, of course. Gad, it's quite a journey! How've you been, Broadway?" The Judge pronounced It "bean," as if it came in pods. SrTTi iP2vc; .Iffijl TOO HIGH-FLOWN FOR KING Frederick VII. of Denmark Unable to Appreciate Sentiment That Was Part of Violinist's Being. . In writing of her experiences in America, Madame de Hagermann-Lin-dencrone tells of the arrival at Cam bridge of Ola Bull, the famous vio linist: "Ole Bull (the great violinist) has taken James Russell Lowcl'B house In Camt bridge. He Is remarried and lives here with his wife and daughter, ne has magnificent head, and that broad. expansive smile which seems to belong to geniuses. Liszt bad one line 11. "He and Mrs. Bull come here often on Sunday evenings, and sometimes he brings his violin. Mrs. B. accompanies him, and he plays divinely. There is no violinist on earth that .can compare with him. There may bo many who have as brilliant a technique, but none who has his feu sacre and the tre mendous magnetism which creates such enthusiasm that you are carried away. The sterner sex preteild that they can resist him. but certainly no woman can. "He la very proud of showing the "Oh. so, so. judge." 'Busy. I suppose, down to New York" "Yes; busy cery minute night and day." Th-huh, I s'pose so. What did you say the business was you've been fol low in'?" Wallace answered before Broadway had a chance. "Liquor business, prin cipally," he said tersely. "Broadway's eyes flashed toward him a. lightning glance of sheer male volence, which his caught without a sign of anything but high amusement. "Yc3 er judge." said Broadway, "I have invested quite a lot of money in the liquor business." "Well," said tin? cautious judge, anx ious not to hurt his feelings, and, in his heart, not shocked, "somebody's got to sell It. And I suppose it was the wholesale business you were in. That's always thought respectable." "You bet it was the wholesale busi ness," Wallace broke in cheerily. Broadway began to feet intense dis taste for the alertness of successful business men. They took a follow up and make a monkey of him before he had a chance to think. This whole trip to Jonesville "Judge," said the energetic advertis ing agent, "maybe you would like a little nip." "My boy," the judge replied in mournful tones, "you can't get it here at this hotel. It ain't been to be had here since the Episcopalian that once owned it was bought out by a Meth odist." "I've " Broadway began. "I've got some in my pocket." said Wallace, interrupting. "Now, Bob" Broadway began to protest, but the judge himself did not permit him to complete his sentence. "I could show you to your room," he said, "being as the clerk's gone out." "By all means. We " "Er no," the judge said sadly. " 'Twouldn't really do. My wife" Jackson was looking round him for his bag. Rankin always Suddenly he remembered that he did not have his bag. They had fled without it as they dodged Mrs. Gerard. He gnashed his teeth at Wallace. But, even though the liquor question was in no way settled at the session, the judge stayed a little while to gos sip, principally making inquiries about the story which had been prominently printed in the local papers that Broad way was to marry a rich widow. Wallace took command here, too, with lightning-like celerity. "Judge," said he with gravity, "if every widow in New York who has confided to the newspapers that she would like to marry Mr. Jones had married him he'd be a modern Mormon." "Yes, I suppose so with the pros pects of this business here in Jones ville and a big wholesale liquor busi ness of hi3 own there in the city. I bet they have been after him. But I must go. You'll be up after supper?" "Very soon, if supper's what I think it will be," Broadway answered. Mrs. Spotswood was consumed with curiosity when her husband arrived at home. "Why didn't you bring him here to supper?" she inquired. "Well, mother, you know they've been on a railroad train four hours. I guess they're pretty tired. They'll get supper at the hotel." He laughed. "Mr. Wallace, he's with Broadway, asked to have U served up in their rooms, and Gilroy, the hotel clerk, asked him if they wanted he should feed it to them." His laughter became violent. "You know Gilroy's very witty." "How does Broadway look?" "Ten year3 older. My, how that, boy has changed!" (TO BE CONTINUED.) diamond in his bow, which was given him by the king of Sweden. "lie loves to tell the story of King Frederick VII. of Denmark, who said to him: 'Where did you learn to play the violin? Who was your teacher?' "Ole Bull answered, 'Your majesty, the pine forests of Norway and the beautiful fjords taught me!' "The king, who had no feeling for such high-flown sentiments, turned to one of his aides-de-camp and said, 'Sik ken vrovl!' the Danish for 'What rub bish!' "Harper's Magazine. Tell College by Her Kiss. "You can tell by the way a young American girl receives or gives a kiss what college she has attended," says Emlle Deschamp8. the French author, in a chapter of his new book, entitled "Uncle Sam's Women." lie writes: "The best kisses come from Smith college, although the Harvard Annex girls prefer' kisses to bon bons. "The kiss of Vassar girls is like a blow. "The graduates of Bryn Mawr kisH without batting an eye. "The ravlnhlng kiss of Mount llolyoke girls caa only be likened to tt volcano." SHttiETS" Gently cleanse your liver and sluggish bowels while you sleep. Get a 10-ctnt box. Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul breath always trace them to torpid liver; delayed, fermenting food In tha bowels or eour, gassy stomach. Poisonous matter clogged in the in testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re-absorbed into tha blood. When this poison reaches the delicate brain tissue it causes con gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick ening headache. Cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels. A Cascaret to-night will surely straighten you out by morning. They work while you deep a 10-cent box from your druggist means your head clear, stomach sweet and your liver and bowels regular for months. AdT. His Little Mortality Joke. "Your friend Graspins considers himself a wag." "Why, you have just met Graspins. How do you know that he considers himself a wag?" "I heard him perpetrate that old wheeze about an undertaker being the last person in the world ho, wants to have any dealings with." WOULD SIT DOWN COULDNT GET UP And This Lady Would Do a Utile. Work and Have to Go to Bed for an Hour. Columbia, Tenn. Mrs. Jessie Sharp, of this town, says: "I was a sufferer from womanly troubles for five years, and it got me down so, I could not do any cf my work. Would have to lie In bed nearly all the time. When I would sit down, couldn't get up, with out pulling at something to help me. v I would do a little work, and have to go to bed for an hour. I would have those awful trembly spells, and a swimming in my head. I surely felt that I had rather be dead, than be in my condition. I finally wrote to the Ladies Ad visory Department, of the Chattanooga Medicine Co., and they advised me to try Cardui, the woman's tonic, for my . troubles. I did and now I am sound and well of all my troubles. The sec ond bottle helped me so much, that I didn't have to go to bed any more. I certainly feel that Cardui is worth its weight in gold to every suffering woman." If you, lady reader, suffer from any of the ailments so common to women, try Cardui. For more than 50 years, Cardui has been used with entire satisfaction, by hundreds of thousands of weak and ailing women. It will surely help you, too. N B - Writt to: Ladies' Advisory Dept.. Chart, nooga Medicine Co. Chattancwga Jen. for Special Itutructlom, and 64-pae book. Home Treat ment for Women." eent in plain wrappor. on request. Adv. Economy In Fuel. "The baby has been playing in the coal bin!" "Have the nurse wash him thor oughly and see that she saves all the coal dust." IF HAIR IS TURNING GRAY, USE SAGE TEA Don't Look Old! Try Grandmother's Recipe to Darken and Beautify Gray, Faded, Lifeless Hair. Grandmother kept her hair beauti fully darkened, glossy and abundant with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Whenever her hair fell out or took on that dull, faded or streaked appear ance, this simple mixture was applied with wonderful effect. By asking at any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy," you will get a large bottle of this old-time recipe, ready to usefor about 50 cents. This simple mixture can be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair and is splendid for dan druff, dry, itchy ecalp and falling hair. A well-known druggist says every body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur, because It darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell It has been applied It's so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw It through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after an other application or two, It is re- stored to its natural color and look glossy, soft and abundant. Adv. At the Opera. "Aren't those chorus girls small?" "Condensed milkmaids, so to speak." LoulBvllle Courier-Journal. ThU Will InterMt Motbera. Mother flrV 8wf l Powrtra for ChlMrmi relieve reTrrlMhnrHg, Hi-d-hi!, Dd Ht4iinacH, Tralhlna Dlaonlrm, oiovo Mil rfiiliit tha llofri-la and dratmr worm. T!i-jr brrak up ;..M In U hour. XUey ar an p!.'nnt to toha children Ilk tlimi. t'd "J mother 'of yenra. All PmpiiiHte., "JBo. fctaniyle Kaaa. Ad elrw, A. 8. Olrotd, ai Ror. N. Y. Adv. , If the only way to elevate the stage were to raise the price of admission, we should despair of the drama.