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SThe Golden
Wedding ,
SIr
By Genevieve Lee :
a li f e , " "
-r--ther l -o
e a lo'fe a .i" ::' " "
rg thre ser "
p. Then h,- r ',
bet frlOloU ;trt1 n!" n
to love , and r,', : h
Last Brtce w rth, I r . : t,,
i afeFrom that ..'." tr I , -
gll$ t oe t e tof his ..hr: :,, tli:.; an
rplethy t. He tit . tir :.t .. :. . h i
ae fad she in tittt tb
11 MMse to Alan fV;rk t " . ! l
de.ttdly and rln r . ý:. ::hI ,f" t.,
It married.
east the unworthy. crt':'" . ol' th,'
m lfte fore' t l :' r . ':. ".! ltru..
hId e kept his nor l.
lben fior th I."" i:.' " -1 !.' 'I lý I
gop it f Inu ,, . ,n.: ho ,, . h hi..
Slisten to a frl I .1' . . '* ,,, t: ! :
the poor.ti ut h:dl'v i ;' e - ,. ! .
ettied duwn on ' ill 1- f . ..:,
ar n miqed cl.. ti::: .
tbc me efor th I, . : , .- . l ! : -. f
fm p t h e rs m rn ' r , :, ..- t ,,, ,.,, -
Reseed. he hadl I".- r, t., lt '..
he practically hall 11, :- .: 4. . t. q!..
He toyed with nuir !.. .,-, ,i: . .i::" a
very unique cwtoll e"."ti 't l l1".
bolght rare old I"'Is T:. " t' ,rt
ahsni~hing eunut lll- in hii lifV.. ut
erue was no real ltap:Il,.11'. or it' -r
at bse.
He heard about hih '-I , r fr.i>l: r:t!'.
Sa casuals soh of w::, . il. h"ev., r.
hrbe turnedl a de ft ""::r t.o j:trti i.!r'..
l-hl Hare r ,, "ld -
to . I.
"'
bhy shall Have a Real Golden Wed
I If I Get Jugged for It!"
kIsiarl had turned out a s.teady,
ull* e awoman. o
snu, ln along a country road
h1¥ and ald equidge, punnruce pssedu
, but as erect as a statue , as cold
STfhlongh a Ice, lh t
h Derlo . half a century pa.sed
ece Waso andwas an old na, d.
Smarlig, unOtapy. Timeh r
I. well touched the clfar brow of
I ad had rded the sunny eyes of
1T. throtgh all the years however. (I
Iklad Irowan. They had n chiliren.
he (e of the nelghbor awere the re 'I
hpitiy, visitors andI fast friends.
Spoorer mand inrer as the
l r awpay. Ofttimes the larder
ha ty; It beoare a struggle to
rIJ the year firet of debt. They
hllhate times adopted a bright and
orphan girl, little Lois.
~S rP to them of thii fullness of
1t ad wlas a cherished corpllan
tea hiu lonely life.
Ume t home on, dny. a ragged.
Idtltie tramp leaning on her
II or 'mpport. it, was. Jim lour
', ld t~older when she had follnd
mIina broken ankle bty the
~ie. tHer adopted itn:lre.t, hld
l e 'human .yn upathl in
_ l o. She forhe re ait rebuff
S15d the castaway up to the
ltet lttle home ani seted himad h i
asbe Comfortnbahl as ru::
L I l mother." a the Itright 'xin- ,
r told JIm carby. 'Shti ft
dtthe Loaded Caine. isv
ane a hnas gtt o tut of dt
IIllCpaily for the rl·lntn that tt
'I Igsa source of l'mitir ly- a
II ~ irtle as ra it, apt to po
fl g cane h:t' tele Inl- ill
hMichl help frnia ttti tin
Shime who Is attntk'lul nl h ftr
rsble to makr. an ,utntrv. w
J is entirely hitld,.n In th
V the cane. Ibut vet ,,xptts,.1 ti
to be qulckly reachel by I',
fr Ie hard omnprte.h..,nti will fr
_ nolise. which wt-ill at- itt
h eo attention ,f nytance.,
eof Severarl hundred J
SEfficiency.
4. eholl-, really n,.rt than "
* l 't of much vtlue iu a \·
D- i'2 g the absorptl,n ,,i
I-" uctA there i, talt oppor
tb fee tnetlon5 whIch wi
- Iactlve and sltuggish.
_. to xerclse and de., ge
ISsntatlto of balan,'e.
Sh Sedentary workers,
Sesame country work u
. *,,,, t'l" 11 i I € 1 I " ' h
r _ t I... . ,',`. 1.. .I1 ci ' i. 1
I : . II ri io
!i - 'r\, ,I . 1' . ;,t"I s f " . . , ,!,
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I I ... " Iit , ,rk t , k . ,l hi. l ,'de."
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':l tri ,ed .I. . :r . t . I,: , ',, .1.' 11'. . ;,,r.
:n . I r':l . , It: . ' "i ;,'i : i, I I ,, . i, .., t
is but u:s',tcit-.I reel~...." :[a"r l a t." ur rtnll-1
r 1 down ;hr . a lk r cr'" .h..'. "ur w***1I.
:i l C r., d hir.. " .:, .t had f.r,' . ..n T.
f7 r th' re huma t,, ", . n . h, ,l . ,i'.
m ii f i , .. ritlr . g t
rf ". .r i I t
" rt: , L ' ,h ti. tr ..t gotl n f
i Ii,.,., r'-. r,'':r ,r i,: '0 . i', ".,,-'
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li .l, :, :"'. n.i t, ri,.i; : . " ,.
rr.i
I .! tr-a-,tl fr ! !. t . '; L ri!.i . i .
r: "' ,r r er it i. o it .elt. I i : t:.-a
tI:.l' -'air:': a"-1 tlac vertyug ..
NT,,hiIn: -u ,': ll I, I ln' I-!< lu-t u in
stanill Ipr,-o *'ed t., th..",,."\t tnt 1. 1:, ;
''lit l trtu',, \ltu:it .,hi l r,."-.t r." tlh.
: i 1d tr,"aiu;ur. nu ,I ,xplah in. L,,i- !,:li"
a s e, ttlh art vh, ,"tfTred . ti lrive he"r
to lWCadhal awl hback very aillingly.
Biruc-, Watson rigardedl hi viwit,,r
with sus.-piion and distil e. Hie r,,us .-,
iupI. lixvevtr, as Lois told her itury
and restored the stolen c,"ins.
"A gl.l.'in welding? Those paupers!
The display must have been uiuleut "
he sneered.
"Oh, nol," ariended Lois. :nd mlean
ingly. fr sihe as al i in telige tii littl.
hleing. "Thetre was a real '(1 lrilrn
to,. .ir. rWatson-aI lotkiet y.'u gave
•your 'ist tr. c('ntjuinitnr the, portraits
of your father rind in. ,ther.'
If ra shltui hal struck him it ecould
nlOt have. lItl mInor, eff.ect. tale lr 44
and qui4r,.,l. .A sirlne word hrid u
lho'k,, th! , naled stor',houte . f his
Sre wrasr Ibeside him. her armn ahboutt
is nck.I ri terirs. ji4orilng out t1i1 story i
4of two ,lirhirit, getiit lIvst , full f tlhe
e t, wavedt her iwayv flrnllly, io ch(oked
Ui' with *riu.tlton to speak.
And liter-he Invite.d,. uiil there 4
caline ihn * his lift' thi, joys 4lf rt, n
ciliation. and th4' lpHe·'ni hi.sSi iiu hIad
litong4l for tall ii,,te dlrtrrry years.
Lovers' Dialogues.
"You do still l,,v,, me?"
"Arid yol halven't fallen In love with
rinry girl up at i',_,ll 'ge?"
" ll,4 '11t T i nVe nile as tucruh tas ' cr7r?"
"Anl will you always love me?"
"Anrd there's no one el'e?"
"Junst mrr'?"
"HIlo F .vouyr sit there :tarIl lie so?"
A Native Acacia.
nSouthern i'alilf oriit boasts onle nla
ti'e speciest of nleahia. the tiat's claw
(a Grtgil). which is but a shrub in
that state, but beconmes a tree in
Arizona It hears snmnll pale yellow
flowe.rs andl an abundrince of very
sharp thorns.
is restful and tnvigirratiring. For In
door xxorkcrs this sort of a vaurtlion a'
nmt':ans ii it'ew l'.se' , n lift',. 'ry oftn' h
rti tde.r line 'ase of Ituierclh. isis is
mliriirit:iritd a ittlh lhiinr aihv- the '
line by a prrper vi'nitii. Thi inl- I
tiiiil othl 'r degen,-rritliv', 'n irionm, n' c
5elli as lr,.iritur,, ,,inility. n'lar!y all
th' rsurlt of hiii h pr,'*-ir, uri' i. ti
i,.ni"',. e'iiri h,. miuch lieu trailizel by ?'
iu.riotdii' vsuii:itiin<n, a v.e'l'it n frei' in
frmi r the grind, of ('4ourt,. but ils. i
friomri th,, .,xorr- incident thtreti. Thu ",
vacrti P.in is a ht'rapi'at m. ni,ralure li
<.,i 'li to sta).-N- w York Medical hi
Journal.
Where He Slept.
Mrs. Flataush--.1y huslianil is al- Oi
xvwa3 -ormrplaninrr *if the church hells hi
waking him up Sund.ay n,,rnitlgs. c
Mrs. Benotinhurst-Is that ,,' ly
"Why" don' t the church bells ever cl
wake your husband up?" hr
"Oh. no. They never ring after he "
gets to church."
a-- an mirror.
,,CUPID AIDED BY
MARS IN COURTSHIP
I'. Zouple Who Had Not Seen Each
Other in 18 Years. Soon
to Wed.
1 n
.ri t. . r . 1 .. ., .. ' Ilr.
h1 * r , ,. I ::
, I .
\I I... . . " ,....
S. I
Braved the Submzrines and M:ne
Fields.
lr, L -' ,', I. rr I:." El lr:i,, lTh. :
,. T i . ,,' :m i 1- I l, ,l :- , , "
ril ,, nd n:a i ri i 1ii , t., .',"r:', t," hin."
Th , l h, . rtalinty ,f tu:i! d,'i:1..ri. :.f.
ter tit- war ht.eg:.n e,:tl- ]ed tihti t." de.
,'I. .ti thi li.i io . TIhe.r, w;is rim ite
,lenia.er .if the.ir not r,-ee,. i:zing ,l,-h
uthe.r at the- i6,r--they hal take-n ire
.tittions to t'exchange plhet,,gralpehs at
lit ,rvils.
Miss fle.tcher. who is twenty-four
years old. 1k lbrunette and has wavy
hair. Slit- had little to say when asked
tlhieut th.- uiu-ual rttomani. In her life.
"I Stuple- this marriace was or
rangedt for you ind Mr. ltinghani by
your iare-ntsY':" th.- re.,erter iasked.
"N, .ni'lh thin:." inte.rl.o-d Mrs. D.
1'. Itin.hialn. "Thi- w,.inemlrful ro
Ilnune." is all their oit n". ail I urn ghlad
th.,ir -eiaratiiln has . iirte l d."
4 .TO SHOOT HUSBAND
S Knni n ('ir. ci-1 - r-. J. L. t .
SIn'Retce -av s urd IriclI furni(-he+.l
with new bullets firr her res lv- ,
, r "by Juite- Klehrn:in. after clhi,,4
hald shut it he-r husband tinde
milsel. Be 'th Mlr-. Itt.tr and
.T her hu-hld,:ittl cvere arrested when ,i
the- jelice we-re cal!e-d by neigh- -
+ leers.
Itei.ce· , vas not In ciurt, fir-.
4 feltin his ciash hbnel. Illi wife +
:iIerl,-aredl ane t oll the juliell- 4
h.l r hut-deane! entice- home itt- elrtnk 4.
: nin nblise.u! heIr. I' er lrretercticen .
she elet :a r-vclver :aIndt lired +
4 tcice'. tiisisint her aiin. $i
"S'er~e-nnt. fit hit< wet,,ans .
l guln ellt with niew lullets,"' ir- +.
, h-re-il the jtudge.
" ueelt ,tih ulhletS t)o prie'- 4.
tirel with." :duivlsedl the judgie.
" If eiu riiun ,et. cente tind e!get
s4.mse ell-te ire- and w'hc-ne,-ver .oilr
hu.tiatil! (mete botnie, an! c-t:irt.i 4.
tee hetit -olt ngl:iin. elonl't uiis:
SItf onu mIiss him nagaiin. I'll fine +
S tyou." +
BURNED SELF TO DEATH
Janitor Complained of Feeling Miser
able, Then Ended His Life by
Crawling Into Furnace.
Marshfiel ,. Wis.--'hrls Kttmyer r.
:age-l fifty-fur. wnas jlnltor if the .A- I
her 4pern ieirhouse builllinn Ilcere. The
other nitht hlie cclnrln init.el of haivin= :'
rhl tlnel fe-c-lin: mlse-,rablel-. Nixt i.rn- t
lnl. as the thtetrtnmnmteter -lrrulleed ind!
the winw! blew a nhle, the luilding be- I
.An invisticntion waIs incl-., toil
Kettu 1 yver. lurned to a e'ris-i. wati
feundl InI the- chllit. Ie hlad cr:wlel !
inll s ftr th:it it was nc-e-ssr·ir te,, h:ive
a !iia.ien cut thie will tee get the- Iley a
eel . A iroOe-r < jtirv del-eidle, that
lie hald ceonlliitted suic.ie- by brolling t
lilitiself tinier the grates.
Urges Church Dances.
Marian. .i.--Itev. ('. ]ternaird Run- gI
naills of St. l'niaul's church tileie-.da to I
his coigre-gatien froen the lUllit re- a
cently to hlild chirch dancrs bimonth.
ly In the parish heus;e. le favorsg
church dances to wipe oit puiblic dance d
hails, where girls are unprotected. U
"(Church rules against pleasures de- e
velop an appetite for themn secretly.
We must outwit the devil at his own
game by substituting for each vice,
and tht church dance shbould replace i
the sloum d-ac" bhe 1 a
flPf T oWN
tI [LP5
OLD AGE BECOMING TO BRICK
Tones Bleach Out and Grcw Sc't as
Years Go By-Hcuse cf Th'3 Ma
terial Should Be of S r:F!p D.is r.
" I , . . . .
:t!" t. . :: , .... . .. : ... i '
f 'rsal. In *,, -,d, ;: .. br'i . ,.,: ..
.s.t, that t!.,re is i . i .:.
'' h ' in arc hitt. ture". 'I!.at . t . y,
stuie in the 'n-,'" tht: thi< t'I r :. t
Serious Thy Lid :ht h e u < .
: ' o r :. l' !
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! :..' " 1, -r . rt a; F I, ,"I , ! - ,.
lri , ti ; . , t: ~ ,: r :..a ie a: .i 1 i:h
the b . au ,tiful ! / " - . , .,! . :... ..
DONT'S' FOR HOME BUILDERS
Serious Thought Should Be Given to
Things That Should Be Omitted
From New Building.
I; i . . ' r o ' '. u: t' ! ' r, ; 1 :". I l n,'
.et t }. t " Fr is , t ~r,i' :. .:.i : it
fr t h. · h... ,n ay I' t.::r ti.'a t lay
_t . n " ','" d t'er: .i:, - -c t, hrou:h
I a'. patient ian'! i rtful dly of all
'th" urr . i g ' c .r ,,' i uI ,
Sr,(rit ft ra"t that the uni, htlv radi
athr may be uc, cesfully h, n"eled by
Sgrilles. There are to he had special
grille desi!rns, suited to tie variousI
orders oft dhc ration.
SIc rDn't, -hen laying out the lighting
s stema of the new house, full to plan
fir adequate switch control. This is
Sone of the most inmportant features in
the well-equipped modern horne.
I ,n't. if you wish to iv.- an air of
spaciousness to the rlciins. fail to
elimrin'at . all unnscesnary details.
Don't v!an y ur new home without
taking into cnsil',ration the piosit
!,ilitles of the grounds. In thise days
of out-of-dor living. the gardl en. the
pergle etnathe suen-room. thln.e er andr
the tea-room art- all really extensions
of the house its elf.d
A surveyn of the interesting areports
l of the civic-IndustrIal clurbs fi stered
In Chicagit's highschools by the Asso.
intual or contemplated, which may
i'k exchaneut , iranih liirary, slay
l·atipni. otirtlnroinal work in graimmear
hoels f-r highlischool work fir chilse
dren at settleiint houses, sanitation.
e iveriiaul geography, obtion of
o ther luncheon period plaolice alnd fire
pi rtection, survey, milItary fire drills,
Christmas gift ls of fid tunle day,
itiprove ment of vacant Iits, advewtis
ing comd ittee, scholarship elt ficiency
omm rittoe. general rerinir comnimittie,
collectioin of wate pahier f library,
fund, "keep to the right" micyement,
hreventing acd pents anid confuhi. n in
choetl life and thereby training the
inrividual for the same practice Ind
publc,. eautifying school ground is, in
formation from colleges and uni'ensi
ties about iways a nd means of self
nhelp. us e of neithb ,rhood newspapers
ftor school publicity selarice. irdhouses
in neighborhods.l Thanksgiving baa
ket tes and il nrd lle clubs.t l r e
For Protection of Bridges.
rTo prevent loss of metal due to thenl,
rutting actIon( Ientcu motive blasts, as
hliestos i sheathing ha s been used bthy
dlthe Western and Atlantic railroad on
its blidge The loss of metal ins
inatsed prinepolly by the blat ratherr
than by corrosi an or effect of gas. In
stead of using brass holts as first
klanned for all cases of exposed
irotectron waP obtained by using a
ne-toi rd portland cement eort:ir and
n geacts finer, placed asabe bmispher
ical covering over bolt heads by using
The bolt protection htas remained In
Heat is the chIef essentfal for plant
.growth, and onile if the principal fac
tors I onmaking soill .rm is good drain
age. The surface soils of well-drained
lands are almost Invarlally sevofal de
grees warmer than those of poorly
(Irained lanils. Drne n soils also warm
up faster after cold spells and muchb
earTler In spring. It Is certain that
The skin of the whale Is pllt lato I
tour thIcknesses, and each thickneia fa
makes a stout and saustant'al leather.
DYING CHIEF IS
VICTIM OF SPELl.
Blames Medicine Man of Tribe
for Wishing Fatal Malady
on Him.
OLD BELIEFS ENDURE
Cv'-'t W,t Cv ' :t' ' . tc(
E . ": .ate ,nc c'rt S r'. rst t S
A - rd at of t c
Cast Evil Spel Over C'iicf
T'I
. r t I ;.. ., .. I n ] '
vks tuck tdof THirs oWeyePast b
I te "' " ir ' a ' t". trih ,tt i
"
1.n " ,n r • vo, i f. of . · . L
p ,.op s p, . . \ h\ , a *In · a
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E Ivoe : : the A ,dof ,His t',i.', by
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Hi Ist inEvi Sprel vente th~e ti.
torrvent whi I hutwa ruin? uifw triia ldif'i
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pathn tati toi 1rhi L of th ri- an
tir' hi thr i" lnti' T 'lf etrib? . "ti:,,
,"lii n th; he lt dii tii. H.a. li.,
ii I... htni' T" r ... . it' . t h.'j 'tn. " ni, il
i'.i .r . fi the , ...tini ft'!:lmn
asthe s tn of Iu ipen tuerx. the if.
', " ki':":' ' r:illetd l l .. ",, ite , hite"!
,uf W'al. Wal, n ri"'r in 1,, i .. The ue. -
I i : i',' ,, ',i h ',-~ I "·. lI,'·c t h,: r " l ,:i',-- .< ,.
c'eSir ti 'hief Nii Stitrt ll h.telihsn
NEGRO'S SKIN TURNS WHITE
Others of His Race Call Him a
"Hoodoo" and Women Try to
Kill Him.
:ic. ,11 1 1 !'l1 ..1 hLI Z\il ill 1
) " "'\\' '' ',,';," :: , !l~oc lh.'! d,"' c . '< ~: --!-- 1
Enr,,. iAr. --, n a, e ni"r,. I . l- l ,.-I
par-dit by iri. negr.-. ** nirnui ' with
an "e l.ei i anit h, :i.v s, .ik.. d .:.eit
tnh r h." :t' , ir ,is . - heti th, 'ther ,id .
Thi' i "l n rici a" tauiin.;pi' 'y "i, '
] ant li.i. . . O U. . i. i gi, v " '.. , •
a r r' d T - '" ,. , nl ,i "t 1e,
Th', '"i.,e er e xuse t heir a , tnek.
on the gru tln that thIi aii ncura is n
"'hoii in.' ,, l th" t h, i t, s l,.. a r .
ti•':,-g hi. suir.'ry un the negr.ie- . in thi'
ieinit ", ca:-in-hg them all si rt, ii f
Siud luck.
They l""u.ly anniuniei that they wuill
give the agel one ,ut five dlnsyi to
leave town. under pain of further he.t
ing. The negroes' belief that the shlii
man is a "hoodoo" prohably ilrisi' I
from his aptearnne. His Wseykin hbyI
turned white except for a streak about !
the eres giving hi, h , ulea.ann, look. ,
th,'i t ut h ' d ',i ,'d ,, z,, ,, ~ i 1
TOGO'S MOVi: C DAY
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T ' "our :r' dt:" *.
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rhw et t" . . . "." . . r 1:( . . " ,,a :1 r1:.. th e n u . . "- . o "f . l h o u n
; H. !:*L e t h. al a: t : h. " I . n. l st. T ,t '..
T::. ' :
Pr, tty. 'i ,:,:. .:l t!.t im n , c,'' . v ., o n in wagons.
"I "h.l b- c-r t 'r,. y r i '.t if hr- rn is not " I rnvus
"'W.II. if so." : !. on o.ger. I ,19h you w ,;;;:l t!;d frcnt wagon with
S. .. ...... ........ ': . a
v I.r r , it sho'ld- hna
t i-a:,..' .sr tr L , r -:nb rr ,..tly--ii, North a rasa titrnst. an
a',:s 2.b of b,-.-, -: a r, n zaki. nt, ..:::,r :.v a a thr r;, ,1 x i' y rf nt atioand
front d, r, ta <.S .' . tabli: ., ..r-. ,I " :ha -tid hay ears.
1Vile h thi x a : it'-hlg an ,, I strl fr:th axl- r, naranax dI all those
o.nlarg. , \'1 a':.a l,., ip.i.-on Io, ilg into }-'ra(nt- . F,r-tly we go to front
S F I , . . (v
"Mantality of Mice! Do You Not Know Difference Between North and South?
door of new home for open him so furniture get in. How strange! Hon. Key
seem disabled to unlock it. ioweverly much we twist and fubble, it make ,o
impression on that brassy opening.
"You have got wrong kcy." say Chief Mover. "But not be dishcouraged.
I was once a burglar. Therefore I can deceive that lot k into opening him
-elf."
With talented thumbs and several pocket-knife he stroggled & ranched
untiilO suddenly:-Hion. Door click apart and there we stood in graudy
hall resemblin:g theaters.
But what I see th-,re? Surprise! That home we entered were entirely
filled with furniture of boastful appearance. Sofas, statues & gilty ip.
holstery stood everywhere looking natural..
"Last family have been too sluggish to move out in time." glub Hen.
Vanner. "Shall we throw out this proud furniture and wedae ours in?"
"Gentlemen with so mm h duplicate tables should lt'ad double lives,"
grubble lion. Boss Team.r. "Shall we move inw'ards T'
"With immadiate quickness!' I sIgnify, making Admiral Tirpitz eyebrows.
So all Moing Vanners do so wrth imn:a-d at, str.ngtlh. Sooner than
before all that Sulkz home was walking into midst of grandeur which look
quite tsnobbish to see so many plain chair & table piled up in midst of that
Czrar of Russia parlor. No room was for another liano, yet we pile him next.
When all this jobs were completely finished, that house look like a judge
after Republican banquets-entirely grand, yet too filled to feel comfortable.
However' When all those Vanners say "Giddap!" and drove away in
Gen. Direction of more beer. I set alonsome in house. 4 hours I await idly
doing nothing. What had occurred to kill all Sulkz family that they do not
come to reside in this now palace? I was confused. Night time approach up.
I could hear ghosts creaking under piano, so I lit $10,000 chandelii.r in dining
room and ate trackers while pretending I were King of Portugeese expecting
revolution.
Silence was interrupted by noise. What was? I heard many footprintn
walking into house--and while it was too soon to hide. 2 realestaters. 0 police,
Mrs. Sulkz, Mr. Sulkz. child & dog walk inwards.
"How you get in here?" howell Hor. Mrs. with voice.
"I move in," I narrate calmly. "This are number you told."
"It are right number but wrong house." she snuggest. "I told you North
Orange Street. This are South Orange Street."
"'Would that make some importance?" I ask out.
"Montality of a mice!" she aggravate. "Do you not know difference
between North and South?"
"There are no difference," I explain with Abe Lincoln expression. "That
were settled by civil war."
But before I could complete finishing my talk. more civil war elapsed
while Hon. Sulkz, police, real-.state. child & dog poke me through mixed
furniture while I elope away like an old-fashioned egg escapIng from Dr.
Wiley.
Hoping you are the same,
Yours truly,
HASTi.AMURA TOGO.
(Copyright. : '. ly International l're s i. .re-a.,
Only Part of India Under Britain.
The' i,,tioin pr. miilq in the. United
Stat'"4 thlat a,; Ileia h1.l,,x1ngs to th11 '
British nwil i1 wfdhiuuiter,.d Iby themn.
This isi n utt1.rly errlnl.,us idea. A
very lI:rge and populous part ,of the
peninsula is in the possession of Its
owIn piople., and Lt ruled by them, with
littl,. r no interference from the Brit
ish. I have coined the term "Indian
India" to differentiate between the In
dia belonging to Indians and that in
the possession of the British. Indian
india, with its area at 80,000 square
m il,-., is ,:!r. - , I:, "! ,, large Si
'Iitizpr.:il .It popJ -
Itinr. i . ni: .. :, " -, is a little
rmor, tt:i, - H. . t of this
1 " i y.-S -":,. . i ,h in the
Stut,, r:, Wr:..
Playing Safe.
I: hthr--Fa~thr,r d:Lar. dlid] yon ray
I ro,:ld have the piano when I ge.t rnmar
riied?
Father-Yes, dear; but don't tell the
young man who is calling on you, e
he might get cold feet.

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