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THIING FROM A To Z
UTO TOPS AND PAINTING
A . - " I '
I:1l-1015 Poeyfarre Street
Phone Main 668. i.-
A UTOS FOR HIRE
UTO -""
A
2304 06 Tulane Avenue
UTO BODIES
\}",\
5136 Tchoupitoulas St. New Orleans, La.
RISTO COMPANY
A .. ,.
ALBERT DE BEN. Pres. & Mgr.
209 Carondelet Hennen Bldg.
A UTOMOBILE SERVICE CO.
807 Howard Ave.
UTOS REBUILT
A
. ", .. .
J. W. O'CONNOR
824 Ursuline, bet. Bourbon and Dauphine
UTO SCHOOL
F.- $25 we : , . t you in dri ving
Sr . O'CONNOR e se
c1 Urulne, bet . Bourbon anteed Dtaupfine
feur's lrense.
ORLEANS AUTO SCHOOL
636 Julia Street 11(
UTOS
the biggest 1:ne of ulelI cars in the
A oth, hr s4 t) 7i ,if New :lean:s.
Auto dealer'' ch,:cest p:, kups.
Every car s:tbject :) t-:t and w.l
be demonstratedi. From $125 up.
NEW ORLEANS AlTo 'LEARING IIOUSE
1)ryales and I..Lfayette
2nd Floor Crescent City Garage Main 1686
UTO PARTS OF ALL KINDS
ing. liedi rehin:.'ieI S lver plat
ing, Nickel.ng . Oxy,: g ll-r. -ze
plating. Copper andi ,ra's s gns
made to order.
CENTRAL MFG. t('
634 No. Rampart Street.
A UTO JITNEY EXCHANGE
Ford cars $1.00 per hour. Careful,
exper:enced. courteous drivers.
Prompt etficient service guaranteed.
Main 5121.
A UTOS BOUGHT
Old cars any condition. Highest -
spot cash prices paid. Save 3/4
price on parts.
WRECKING AUTO CO.
1308 Freest St. Jackson 217
ARBERS
lIhgh Grade Misage iream 5ic lb.
Highly l'e:f:i d 10;.a T,'a.n
rI, 5 lbs.
lshly 'Pe-funied Ital:h. Tac,°, .
Jc 2 lbs.
Best Bay Rum West Inldes Oil of Bay
Good Quinine Hair TF,: . 75c it. i
Best Quinine HIlair Tonic (57o Cologne In
Spirits . c Ot.
Shaving Soap 8 to hlb. 35e to45c lb..
ROYAL. I'ERFIIME STORE
221 Royal Street I'
SII.VANO CI1AVEZ
I413 Dauphin St.
Experto barer, y especialista en 1
cortes de pelo ofrece is servicis a
d to la colonia L.atina y tambien a
domilio, Masaje ele'trio-i-Agu ia y ca.
liente. De del Telef.,ni Mein 1635,
Expert Isa-her specializing in all style
haircuts--Foreign, American. .SCi.entiric mas-. 5253.1
sage. Moderate; 3 blicks ('anal St. I
SILVANO CIIAVEZ
413 Dauphine St. Main 1635
00I AND CURIO STORE
321 Ral Stret N.we Orlean. F. -
)ld Books, Aitiographs, Magazines,
Prints. lric-a-llac. Paintings. An
ti ques, etc., bought, sold and ex. (ve
changed.
ALEXANDER fHAY. Proprietor.
--New and used. Puncture Proof
Tires-Repairs. Wrk called for and
delivered.
JOHN P. SHORT
The Tire L:fe Man
M1 I. CarreHlltes Ave. Galves 3 -
OAL
C Coke- Wood - Anthracite-Charsenal d
$1.00 worth of coal delivered inside
free. 400 sticks of Oak, Ash. Pane it
delivered inside free. $1.00. Coal by a
ton or carload lot at market price. In thi
SCIIARFENSTEIN & SON ' tentlo
1121 Clara St. Pheas Mala 9-57-2uS
OWEN'S LOAN OFFICE
C We lend mnes on anything of val.
ue. Bargains in ur;redee:ned pledges
-atches. dzamnonds. jewelry. shot
.ns. revolvers. leather gods, etc.
'atch and jewelry repairng.
The Place where ye are treated right
6 Se. Rampart St, Cor. GCirod -
DIAMONDS,
watches, jewelry. and silver ware, I
at the right prices. You will be
sueprised to find how ntaich .ewelry
you can buy here fir very little
money. Let Us prve Isc tit you and stI
D. R. MILI.ER ANT) BRo)S. i;.rd
DrJyales corner Terleclhore disease,
One block from Kaufman's Big Store. cnvn
RHSSMAKING.-..
D The lastest fashions exclusively by
New York teacher. Exclusive de. 0
desirns. Gowns remodeled. Khaki U
esUts a speciakty. Prompt work.
llSausfaction and style guaranteed. -
.geial summer prices. Over the river pat
rern desired. r
THE VOGUE SHOP
1I Melpemeae St Jacksoa Ii-Wt TIlE J
Highest cash prices paid for all
kinds se.ond hand gods. Paper
st. o , nss n.s metal. building 1
mater al, iron beds, springs, mat -. a
tresses, plloss anil bedding. Stoves
apecialty; coo king, heating and gasoline ui
'loves; stave jsrkiI DUTHU
<O# uia 1(1 OUIxy
9G XPERT WATCHMAKER
312 Daphlne Street
Main 1635
Al AT MACKS
510 St Charles Streeet
E ONOMY SHOE REPAIRING.
MODERATE PRICES.
2343 Magazine St.
LECTRIC CONSTRUCTION AND
REPAIRS.
Have your fan cleaned and repaired
by
ins, La. Shop 2,4 Pelican Ave.
Residence 116 Verret Algiers, La.
F ELT MATTRESSES A SPECIALTY
Sr' 2 I \\- p
r.ldg 2509-2515 So. Rampart St.
Jackson 1645.
ORDI AUXILLIARIES
Auxillary Springs for Fords.
I"
S 611 Julia Street Main 651
URNITURE BOUGHT AND SOLD
lEVI\ I i RN III RE Fi'\ IIANi;E
1059 Camp Street
hine F IVE MINUTE SAFETY VULCANI
. ZER ! I ': r .ve ,
IF . i l :
/ ,.,r - N . " N :. . . . e ; ., : . ; j' . I
" "'uf" r. r" ...., .4 r.,
.' Ayegt i; 1 : r en :t 'i .
e·· i , Irt- e : -c " % ...I :e
~I IItR\ ,IAIERL" ,I.NlE SI.ES i
1106 Camp Street New Orleans.
n the F URNITURE
k:ups. *,II. & GILLY
w.:!
Kp. .: : :.::ec s
JUSE ¢ , ,g:. S.,d, Exa.i::ged a:d Stored
441 Camp St. Main 2465
1686
REGG SHORTHAND
G cl " A "' .' A.,"., 1, '.
s gns
'giv Ati,s"STIN'S
124 St. Charles
Requct c.:.:, lce
reful, ROCERIES
ef cu-.,'e , ',: :', w whe-e to gn
f, I e ie.: In q i:tlity, lowest in
teed. 1" r,. a r - .::;. : -crv:ce.
Tie cinvenient Co,-ner 132
Aliz and Verret Sts.
J'I llN KLEINKEMPER CO., LTD.
ghest ooD - ! -
3/4 1 .":"u e :l ."n e- rý:' tg'.c-e rtew
AI ER KIA.\ T.
SPARE RiBS.
\\EI NER H\\'RST.
Sf" i e '.:I k":i w where to get *he.""
I' llN KLEINKE1MIER CO.. LTI.
c lb. Alix and Verret Streets
lbs.. UARANTEED VULCANIZING
mn, SERVICE.
lbs. Our f atto
c Ot. ', 11:::t- Service"
Lt. G, lcDON TRIAN4S;LE TREAD TIRES 405
eOt. In:nerr Tl' es~ c,a,. Au:o . O2il.
Slb. St I' TlIX1ILL.), JR., MIanager.
5b St! Charles St. Malt a335'
'ho,ne ir the Red Serv:ce Car.
i I
H IDES BOUGHT & SOLD.
n 2109
S a He pIy highet price. for hides,
na wool. metal, od rubber, ripe, bags, I
ca- anlt otil er art:cles.
ias- 52-. 33 Decatur St. Hemlock 2482
S H EMSTITCHING,
633 . E ,rI oilery. l'!aiting.
- luttois m.,de ti order. All work;15
uaranteed. Mail orders gIven-
I promlp: ' atelnti..n.
a. F. RAGAN IIEMSTI'TcI'ING EMBROID-.
es, . ERY I'ARIO)R
n- 124 St. Charles Street
ex. Over Porkrnry's She Store, 2nd floor.
- ORSES AND MULES 716.71
f.r sa:e and to hire. Reasonable'
of ,rices.
nd S(IIMIDT JIORSE & MULE
EXCHIIANGE.
210 David ,ear Iberille.
Galver 1069
C a pretty twelcome proposition thee
de ne.ore and prompt delivere is a
Re; such r dealer and an
. in ths space ult surely attract their at -
'tentisn. Pho Algierl 531 for Rates.
I "------- --~ - -
UNK
J ,Sral, ir., metals, bones, old rubber,
s Estate of
t- (IARLES I.ANGE
c. 1229 South Peters
M S1O-.Phone--Hemalock 457
= PREVENTS RIG(;'S DISEASE.
SKeep i ~1 Ilounr o ,e a o:tle of
n OSEPHINE'S CITRONIZED COM . 2
e' f POUND 621 Na
A p.,wcrful teeth-blearher and anti
sedptic. (;ern s destroyer. Will prevent
and s:op the Rigt's Disease
oBd fare C'omp!exIon, sunburn, eruptive
diceases and poisonous bites. A tril will
i cotvince you. ,
OSEPHINE-'S DOMLESRIC L INIENT400 Ca
for allP nervous and musculaor pains
icr :e.t For Human and Animals.
~for each ..ind. S.oid by every
leading DruRgist; distributed by the L
Parker-Blake C., Inc., New Orleatts, La.
TIIE JOSEPISTNF FI.ASPOLLER CO., INC.
\ew Orleans, La.
We pay highest cash prices for old -
autos and a.l kinds of junk. Fair
:rarn.ent and prompt acItice. Call ,
Imal DrageS St. UsaM I
ENNELS
Agent for Kennel Food Supply Co.
New Country Club Kennels
i f Ri 1 . . "1'"
lain 1635 4319 Hamilton St. Galvez 1740-J
EY CHECK & LOCK WORK
I 11 : IU
K: .. :,
324 Bourbon St. Main 5300
PG.
K NOCK OUT HEADACHE.
.•T........... .'...." .
2101 So Carrollton Ave.
AND
ARROQUE HOUSE
repaired ~L .'- . "..
ii ! " - . ,1 ,
,n Ave.I . , '- , .::::,
rs. La.
411 Bienville St., corner N. Peters.
IALTY
UCIEN'S MEAT MARKET.
.Ce .3 .1 0
,.
215 Pelican Ave. Algiers 427-W
\ A NICtURING
. I , , . . lik 1 :
6I 15 M checa Bild. Main 6795
- e • ý.
in 651' OTOR PARTS COMPANY
SOLD 1i'. " ::. ".,"
Main 4591 831 Perdido St.
ULLER SERVICE STATION.
S Berlin & St. Chas Phone Upt. 1854 -
• . I I. e r
., ATTRESSES 72
rleans rl1 MATTRESS
J. J. Reed, Prop.
2510 Bell St.
. Hemlock 1186
tored 321
2465
N OVELTY MACHINE WORKS
-. I Oxy. Acetylene Welding and
*,- ," Cutting
532-534 Julia St.
Phone Main 4562 161
PEN ALL DAY
"The all Day Market"
\\e 1.11 ve \ u .,::,"y by payrig
F v ".r ..5 .. (t I: :cc. are ali)y,, /o
cENTRAI. MEAT MARKET
1320 Canal St. Phone M. 4698
1\. i:, l -i Spe,':.l every ".i:urdiy.
LD CLOTHING BOUGHT AND
SOLD
Vie ;'i" li ' i-i t pri'es.
CHICAGO TAILORING CO.
1020 Common St.
LD GOLD 126
, I ver warte,! Il:ghest cash
S ies p.id. M.,ney laned ii dia.
p. " , , , tois. shot guns,
l n:rinents and all kinds
1":. n Ia ll p: typ _et
AMERICAN TiAN OFFICE
J. FINK, Prop.
S 405-407 S. Rampart. Maln 5134 I).
p3 LAITING-HEMSTITCHING 401
("untry <,rders Slicited.
Send fI r price list.
ROYAI, I'I..\PLAITER (CO., LTD. I
109 Bourbon St. New Orleans, La. nr
1es, i _ _ _ ______ ,_ _
LUMBING
Sld;nger says not .,, worry if you not
have anyth:ig in the line of plum.b- far
:nae or galvanied irnn work. The
h.eg.h c. des not affect Ii.m, as he
- his a !ug s:ock of material on hand. mos
J. BODI.NGER Ity.
rk 157 Delaronde Algiers 48 tin
D/(---- Genera hcknthn, t t l eais tg
Q UICK SERVICE .1lmi
D" (;e:eral I/,Iack "t~hmg, auto repairs, titih
s ,r;ng wrk anI rulbber tire!ng a sold
\WAI.TER E. PILIE. plan
S Successor to Babst & Pille ed
'716.718-720 Girod St. Main 3164 e. '
Olc I. .Owth
S mnI:,t a't n'n.. care'fl work. mor
r 1tent charge grOu
Vc an how vui many a roof in
-- Alg e li: tip "y Uas and let the all p
A. CASTAING,
"- l'ractical Slater. In
Oflice: 708 Interstate Bank Bldg. Main 4321. ter
tShop: 2525 Laharpe Street. Hemlock 31. 1foilo
e REBOUL, THEO. Writ
S Tea and (-,fee Store. have
531 Frenchmena St. Hemlock 450. ture
iigarn at nos., o get your patronage. It hi
pounds (Granulated Sugar 40c. Ruis
S Ch.ice brand Roasted Coffee. e
20c-25c.-3 per pound. nolte
salll:
TANDARD MATTRESSES poor
~el'. h, coi'n exce'.,r and misf) roPe
in t 'tarrse m ole ta order and i n coul ,
A!-, re'ovatet and rIepaired. CIreW
All wurk guaranteed. oe Ii
Wie cail fur and delsern
,TT\IARI) MATIRESS IFG. (70 1hind
621 No. Rampart St. Hemlock 873
_ AFES, Oft
\rs ane nd old, ',,i ght and o!·|. ex- e1iOx B
ciianged, rern.v-Ct and re'a:red .1
n.. ker. I.,ck experts .sen inywhire table
e ,,r write t, pUt U
I)AIERON.IIERSON (CO. LTD pot t
400 Campt Street Phone Main 400 that
EV (RIEANS. tracti
S EED POTATOES cannil
Sgarde
I r.s'i (C',ler-, Tri:tmphs. of livi
V'egetaule Seed.
BRUCE POI.TRY & SEED CO.
Now
ACKS, SCRAP IRON baby's
Rope, Scrap Rubber. Scrap Metal, sIon.
. Newspapers, Magazines, bought and nnd h
solLd fairy 1
JOSEPH L, WALLE pinch
3ll6. st. Peer st*. Hemleck 1 iPlain i
CHIRO HORSE EXCHANGE
S , I . Ill j
SCo. 419 Penn Street. Main 26G8.
er 1740-J S TORAGE
490 Camp Street
lain 5300 . ! !:I1
S E .1
1 R x IRE-LIFE
": " t " . .:, 7 :J.
210 Carrollton Ave. Galvez 393
PHOLSTERING
1328 Tulane Avenue
s:t:: NITED VULCANIZING WORKS
:427 .... .' ,
\F 724 Julia Street Main 2217
U SED CARS
in 6795
\ i"+ : 1. :; I" c . tIA E
421 Baronne Street
X11F ACHER BALM
it. 1854
- HPI R D Pp.O
ULCA NIZINGa
SIt Vd
V t 1'. 1R l 1.).
726 St. Charles St Main 5203 P7
A -- -- -- -- Ih
INDOW CLEANING.
t. . C a
S16 N\ \AI \I\Ils CLEANING CO to
322 Royal St. Main 2662
ci1
W ICKER CHAIRSb
dPr iup: a:e: .n triven orders
ir~rt : _\.¢:,":. (.rtna & vlliluty.
SAUCIER BROS.
1614 Port Street Hemlock 2974
St
PRESS SERVICE
Sa. . a" n' " e " !;r e. Careful, .
ing . t a . i .feursts. New,
e e-.P" t r \X1 tell and Cadil
T ..
4698 EýT4 p F'i\.\I, "i.I1·. FI'FlTY" AU TO
- Phone Main "'5050" Main Phone
Y ACHTS AND BOATS
Y- T.., . .i... .c:. I an I e .c'a.nged.
.:n i l-. I and kept tR or iR.
a , it :a ordir
nIs If.:. up.
0. 0. II,ET
126 N. Lopez Galvez 1268
cash IP -and back comes your work.
-3 " : r • It'i . . . We deliv. r to
A. :er:. (et ,a anid other lwcnts.
5134 )L N IIAI.' VIN.tVRAPH LETTER SIIOP
12Title Guarantee Bldg. Phone Main 537
Blossoms for Dead Soldiers,
One of the most prosperous agricul.
L ural districts in France St the pres- aRE
- int time is in the near neighborhood
of Toulon. the Mediterranean seaport for
ou not far from Marseilles and thereforean
v. far distant from the scene of war. I, n
Sh Bt the war is to this disatrict the tir
d. most important source of its prosper- "
ity For its. chlef product I. those 4A !
tiny, long-lasting flowers known
llnhmortell" They go, in vast qua- o
r titles, to decorate the graves of French DrUI
asoldiers. In early spring the fields th.
planted with them are densely carpet
ed with the blosso, m -associated i, gt
Sever3ybody' . mind not with life, but
- with death-which are picked In early ag
morning, before the dew is odff the oe.
Sground, and shilpped, via Tonlon, to W
be all parts of France. ean
War in Y. Olden Tilmes.
In Gen. Sir George Higginson's In- A!]
" :terestlng book on the Crimean war, the
-. :following passage in which Higginson a po
writes home from Malta occurs: "You
have heard, I dare say, of the adven-t
I tre of the Fury steam vessel which their
e. It had In the Black sea. She took aN
Russian prize while on a cruise recon
nolterilng Sebastopol. The Russians
Ssallied out with three frigates, and the
poor Fury was obliged to cut her tow-d
rope and leave her prize, which sher
I could not sink, for after taking the teb.
crew onut as prisoners she found that i
one unfortunate man had been left be and t
Shind in her. train
The
lSaving Home Gardlen surplue fs e
lOften in the home garden there are Jnet
enough vegetables wasted to keepn the BSndl
table supplied all winter if they were ot Je
put up in glass jars. It is possible to
put up vegetables In such a manner
withat they will lose little of their atr
tractive color mad flavor, and through dis mf
canning the surplus from the home feels
garden will do much to reduce the cost 'rovid
of living nexrt winter. an' t
can yr
The Modern Baby. de doe
Now an ocnlist has discovered that
ibaby's white raiment injures his vi
sion. They've taken away his cradle "Bra
and his old-time remedies and his "That
fairy stories, and now they want to lookina
pinch his snowy Pinaore.--Cleveland to a
Plain Dealer. r
EING LIFE with
JOHN HENRY
N& GeorjeVfIoblrt
John Henry and the Troupers
J F YOU'LL look real close you'll find
Splashb:brg on a map of the niiddle
- West.
It's a railroad Junction where care
less travelers chang,. cars and wait
for the other train, which is always
late.
A week ago I happened to be one
of those careless travelers, marooned
in Splashburg, and ha.ing a wicked
hour or two to kill I strolled over to
the Commercial House.
Steb Stephens is the name of the
head clerk at the Commercial House
in Splashburg. Steb has been throw
3 ing keys at the wall for a long time
and he knows how to burn the beef
ers.
He played the Big Time once. Yes.
years ago he was a b:ll hop at the
old Willard in Washington and after
that he jumped to Chicago as night
porter at the old Sherman House; so
- what Step doesn't know about the ho
tel business isn't worth whimpering
over.
Steb gave me a brief outline of his
life's history and was just starting
in to tell me about the battle of the
shot and who shot him when a fever
ish old party with Persian rug trim
mings on the end of his chin squeezed
up and began to let a peep out of him
about the pie he had eaten for din
ner.
"Calm yourself." said Smiling Steb,
"and tell me where it bit you."
"Bit me' Bit me!" snarled the Old
Party with the tapestry chinpiece.
"Nothing of the kind. sir! I want you
to know, sir, that your pie wasn't fit
to eat, sir!"
"Cut it out!" suggested Steb.
"Cut it out, sir' How can I cut It
out when I've eaten it, sir? It's an
outrage, and I shall leave this hotel
tomorrow," said Omar Khayyam.
"With the exception of $31.72, bal- c
ance due, that will be about all from
you," said Steb.
"I'll see the proprietor," said the Old b
Party. moving away with a face on
him like four dollars in bad money. 1
"We get it good and plenty every Ii
day." said Steb, and Just then some.
thing about six feet tall, wearing a a
slouch hat and a gilt mustache, fell
against the counter, grabbed the regis
ter and buried a stub pen in its pages. tl
After looking over the result, I de- al
cided the stranger's first name must w
be Spider, because it loked like one
on the register. bi
"Bath?" queried Steb. st
"Only during a hot wave," said he
Spider. si
"Going to be with uas long?" inquired tv
Steb.
"Say, Bub, you're wearing medals or
Remember Those Nice White Doorknobe We Ate for Breakfast Next Morn.
Ing?"
ort for asking questions, now ain't you?"
answered Spider. "You just push me
into a stall and lock the gate. I'm
the tired."
er- "Front! Show this gentleman to
we 49!" said Steb, sidestepping to avoid
as punishment.
"-' Then Sweet William, the Boy
ch Drummer, hopped into the ring for
ds the next round.
Willie peddles pickles for the fun he
n gets out of it.
ut It is Willie's joy and delight to get
ly a ginger-ale bun on and recite "Ostler
e Joe."
to When trained down to 96 flat, Willie
can get up and beat the clapper off
"Curfew Shall Not Ring To-night."
"Any mail?" inquired Willie.
All the mall that Willie ever gets is
, a postal card from the pickle factory
n every two weeks asking him if the
pU eople along his route have all lost
Stheir appetites.
"No literature for you," Steb an-I
swered.
"Strange," said Willie, "my lady
friends are very remiss, aren't they?"
"Yes; it looks like they were out to i
drop you behind the piano," said a
e Steb. s
SWillie tore oR short rabbit laugh,
and then inquired what time the next t
train left for New York. a
The pickle factory expects Willie to b
make Pocomoke City, Squaahtown r
Junction and Nubbinsville before next t:
: Sunday, so he tossed the train gags
out just to show Steb that he knows I'
there's a place called New York. g
The Only Chance.
Mrs. Johnson-"low does yo' feel
dis mawnin', Joe?" Mr. J",hnson-"l t
feels bad-mighty bad! I wish dat S
Providence would have mussy on tile
an' take me." Mrs. Johnson--'l,,w
can you expee' It to ,f you won't take ti
de doctor's medicine?"--Puck t
Harder to Find.
"Brains are a common commodity."
"That so?" "Yes. What I'm always of
looking for is a man who knows how th
to use his brains."-Detroit Free wl
Pressph
findi "At 7.4- over the 1) L. & c Id..' s4b
dle S!tb.
'What's next? it :qure'! \'i,
re- "At S: 1') over the 11. 1 , & N." Steb
ait arns ere.d
sys "\Which g.ts there first?" \'; ilie
asked
tne "The engineer." sighed St, b.
led "'(Oh., you d ,ll hap." said sa i .c p.kle
.ed pusher; "give re'( sron tootrh( .
to Then Sw,..t Willian v.ent toner tr
the big wirdow. burro,,ed into a
he chair, stuck his feet up on thei brass
so rail, ate toothpicks and thouugt he
w- was IT.
ne When I got back to Steb he wa's
ef- dealing out the cards to a lady froru
Reading, Pa.
s. lier husband had been up in the air
he with a bum autlmcobileh. and hen he
er came down he was several sefe tons
ht shy.
so She was traveling for his health.
.0- "My room is immediately over the
ig kitchen," she informed Steb
"The cook hasn't made a kick up to
is now," Steb went back at her.
ig She started a get-back, but her in
ie dignation choked her so she gate Steb
is the Society sting with both eyes and
r- flounced out.
n- Steb bit the end off a penholder and
d said the rest internally.
ii Just then a couple of troupers
z- trailed in.
They were with the "Bandit's Bride
3, Co.," and the way had been long and
weary.
d "What have you got-double?"
asked the villain of the piece.
u "Two dollars and up:" said Steb.
t "Nothing better?" inquired Low
Comedy. He was making a crack, but
nobody caught him.
t "Four dollars, with bath." Steb sug
i gested.
I "Beard?" asked the villain.
"Nothing but the sleeps and a fresh
cake of soap." said Steb.
I "Ring down!" Low Comedy put in.
"Why, we lived a whole week in Pitts
I burg for less than that."
"You can turn the same trick here
if you carry your own cake and sleep ,
In the Park," said Steb.
"What's the name of this mint?"
asked the villain. ,
Steb told him. t
I followed the two troupers out to t'
the dinky barroom, because it looked b
about eight to one they'd pull a few
wheezes and I'd get a few guffs. c
"The woods for ours! Isn't this a ti
bird of a place for a show to get'
stranded?" groaned the Low Comic, as a
he gave the Reub bartender the high ',
sign, and the latter pushed forward, s
two glasses and a black bottle. tl
"I tell you, Mike," the Juvenile went JI
on, "I'm too delicate for this one-night w
*"I
?" stand gag. I'm going to New York to
•e build a theater."
m "What with?" sneered Low Com
edy.
to "With a reporter I know on one of
Id the papers," the Juvenile chuckled.
"Say, what was the name of that town
7 we played night before last?"
)r "Murphy's landing, wasn't it?" Mike
answered.
e "Stranded here in this Jay town!"
The Juvenile grabbed the black bottle
,t and upset it again. "Say, Mike, what
rr we need is a guardian. And while
we're at it let's pick out one with
e money so we can wire him for a little
I price to help us out on occasions like
this. The next manager that wins me
away from the stockyards will have to
a wear a gold-plated overcoat and stand
I in the wings every night where he
* can throw ten-dollar bills at me when
t I make my exit. No more slob impre
sarlos for mine, with nothing in their
inside pockets but a date book and a
hearty appetite."
r "Same herm!" Low Comedy nodded.
'"The next manager that picks me out
will have to drag me down to his bank
I and let me pick his coupons off the
shelf before I'11 sign."
"Bumped good and hard, here in the
tall grass," the Juvenile complained
again, "and not a cookie in the lunch
basket. Say! It has me winging, all
right, and that's no idle hoot! This Is
the third troupe that blew out its
mainspring for us this season, and
I'm beginning to believe we ought to 4
get vaccinated. How am I going to do I
A Lost Range of Mountains.
A great range of rinallltlliln I ole ex
tcnded from the ,eaterrn end of Lake
Superior southwest to heyb,nd the' Mis
souri river. In pl:les they were' a
mile hich. W n:ither an; l vo"lleani a.
tion wore thetn di,\i'n. thea se' l en'vtlered
them and today they, are prairi'e.
Bible Silent on Eclipses. t
No historical ancc,unt of an eclipse y
of the sun occurs in the Bibl,. but II
there are passages in the prophets a
which contain manifest allusion to this N
Dhenomemm
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YAr s ht h
V ;. t a ye , bit1
I :,' w' s:, o. b4"tl
It . ".." b : ...F... ro td.
r ike. I, ,
: ipers n,
thCb " " ' , it vloui
I all o A
r ckle " '. -'. til
.if...t 3 t bure n
t I'; !: a"t W i. prr s.
'r e Z ., ,. .u pa11Is the It
;1t h et sp
a , h, . " t o , o tra ne
Awds w8fedo
up to T ray' n ;, t ao ,
• - 1¢., t .t ..• . lo
lit air . fr. a i r'
"Youve got the game tflt,
rride
eR' :.: "o t
r In.tYour e
hereY th
eep "Let a Peep Out of Him all ons
Mike a nd butted in with: "tve on
"Y to trou e got the Op'ry Hou It a
keg been't you?"
rewand "Nto Ia m the skeleton ma it
circus." Mike answered, tnd t
c a tender roared with delightt
upers At tht," Jabe nformed, the RUl
igh mostndr, poiaughted a freckled to
Brident Jabe looked at the Juvel
fand
eb.cuss ha, ha, ha!
ow ood steady listener," wh
mug.
tin. ine town this, Mike
with grass, and the t-iver
here
oueep "Let Peep last of Him Ale[,
twent onPi. "Same stylHad or e
tecturike and butted in wally th: "a,tow
the hotel there wass that cut upt*h it
t was troupe at the Op'ry Houselag aik
ked beentce beaou?"
few "No, I'm the skeleton ma wInl
circus," be revengike answered, and the
is a tender roared with delight.
get' "I was at the Op'ry Horn he
as night," Jahine informed them, "aw I
oighI go[t laughed myself sick to b
ard hestomach at this yere faet cum tkih'a
that Dutch policenan-haahek:'
rent Jabe looked at the Jandvenile
Ighamendment was putty good, too," he shtat
"tmadekin' offme eat that newhpaper re
and rescu;n' the girl from the bus
structyure, but you didn't damo to
all and bust your lewll."uses like
cuss-ha, ha, ha, ha!9
"Get him to unhook the lah; Hs
a good steady listener," whispenib,
Juvenile, and Mike stharted I.
"Fine town this," Mike bea I b
the modern improvement, sh eow
withron grass, and put down thats
wain Ruther."ford B. Hayes,
"acoln. Frontha , hat's all that mreltL
"RJa m es Buchanan? Here, te
run a sofaut in issto James A. Gntlr.
went on. "Same style of"puhlie
teture, especially the town tal uFk
Mike had worn finger marth hit lU
Spenden of the black bottle prand Jal
marrsigned an Erba contract to goand
stagered as the Juvend thle's dromer.
All of weather hich goes to prewt P? a
I Splashburg isnup t so adbad provmeds
trDeclaration ou Independe L
put the boots to Be Mind evmiiU
"If amendmeu wnt with brulser ableI
o two weeks I elt like at preople
f and I used to slam n vy. b
The Bonehead Cotw.".
iJabe's laugh shooi h th'
"The proprieu tor oi that forh
ptrllin." s\,t tigs icontno tued "hL
le ordinary ihotel. lEvery I r
are standing near the desk, a - I
New York E alcovenin Thomas "1L
w Yorkr Evening Mnil.L

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