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Soccer Team of Diplomats in Washington 7 * - +i The English game of soccer invaded Washington during the holidays with the result that bruises and sore mns are being nursed along diplomatic row. The plgture shows the team of the British embassy attaches, winners the firat game, played with an allied team from four other embassles and legatlons. The Englishmen won the 86 to 2, even though they loaned three men to the. allied team. r DUNNO wot'a matter for leas tree . foar werk. I no gotta ambles. )Uryteeng too moocha hot for feels Per fova sewn time everyday I go someplace and da collar on da es go seeck before getta start. Other night I starts out for maks weeth one girl and before dat _a- qsetsa work I gotta roast n en da arms. I getta Ides weather u ea go t6 ieep on da Mdbbe da machine wot he mskas weeth sa broka down, I at I gotta Isae sad aef I am right al keek an more boats too moocha TY know lss year rbS da year i t one verybody dern cos rt, "To H-- Weath da EKsier." me myseml I say dat sam W~d, whet a war rwas ght ena da time we no goatt moocbs eoel -abs dat pla er eehot Bet whea amnser ma go to wet sa we seta mooh use for da coal da wet re dat glace me balth beg are SIa e Wg at a r e was ado for dat wet smats war ma ast -r ami . a., bO- H- We-th h---i ." But et dat ma aso do wr eserythtig tta so hot between ye and me end aso fr rensod I sap ..- Wee dr Weather." Rtemedtable orem s. erMis preest lmitsoao Umea as to be podlvely weird. For theres the ariya1y btterty," whih when n oo a If big gu.dy.waged lasses ever It. The '"bee" orchid., A'W orchid and the "lard" are equally remarable. One bears a lower In the Ilknas plaoia oteky; another we the aspect of an opera dander by the bed. 6B9 Phd._ bh "GCirs Beoo Marmnun t.--ý .'..- - 110 Im .1 .111 I i / i I I ý ýI I i i ' ý I MR. PORCUPINE O NE morning, Bob Rabbit and Tim Hare were running through the woods, when Bob espied Mr. Porcupine sitting in the doorway of his home. "There is old Mr. Hedgehog," he said In a whisper to Tim Hare. "Bet ter not let him see you because he can throw one of those sharp darts he car rles under his long, coarse hair." But Mr. Porcupine heard Bob Rab bit, for his ears are very keen and he at once bristled; but before Tim and Bob had time to run he spoke to them and dropped his quills out of sight. "Come here," he called. "I won't hurt you. I want to explain a few things to you youngsters so you will Y'O WIRe never call a Porcupine a Hedgehog againta. It just maLes me bristle when I hear that name." "But we thought you were Mr. Hedgehog" said Bob Rabbit, keeping at a distance, la spite of Mr. Porcu -pae's promise. "Yes, I know, and so do many otb ers think that is my name," said Mr. Porcupine, "but if you lsten I will tell you the diferene. "In the arst place we are in no way related, although Mr. H. has quills, but he eats ants and many things whlet I would scorn. "And he is not nearly as large as I e41A. MI. may, 5,iký;. C Ssdi'ursl Salt iwl s. ow . ýw~iflt ýK a~ iclf be w tib 'p (4 sy4n ~i(L~tlw%' F I -09 A swcil ere+ ý 9' tkwalA. am and if you could hear the story from some animal that has tried to harm him, I guess he would tell you a very different story if he ever tried the same thing on me. "I do not throw my quills at an en emy as many think, but I can easily let an enemy carry away as many as he likes so deeply buried in him that they have to be drawn out. "Now, Mr. Hedgehog uses his quills to defend himself, but he cannot wound as I can, and look at my tail. Why, you should see me use that when an enemy tries to attack me." Mr. Porcupine sumddenly dropped his head, arched his back and planted his feet firmly with all his quills or spines erect and swung around his club-like tall with many more spines, so swift ly that Tim Hare and Bob Rabbi. ran. When they were at some distance from Mr. Porcupine's house they peeped out from behind a tree where they had taken refuge. "Did you ever see your friend Mr. Bedgehog, do that?r called Mr. Porceu pine, looking very aelm agan. "He is not a friend of ours," an swered Bob Rabbit. "I just thought you had two names and that Hedge hog was one of them." "Well, I have only one name and don't you let me hear you call me by any other," said Mr. Parcupin4 walk. lng toward them. "You will never hear us call you anything." called Bob and Tim as they scampered of threo the woods. "I know why he was so angry," maid Tim Hare, when they we safe to their part of the woods. "Mr. Hedge hog is the little fellow that rolls ug like a ball when be is scared and Mr Porcupine thinks he is a coward for not fighting as he does.' "Well, they both have very shar quills and I think Mr. Porcupine is very tfussy," said Bob Rabbit, "but I will not get near enouga to call him anything again. I an tell you that.' (Coprright.) The Facts About the Teleph Railroad Commiia Order No, Cumberland Telephone & Te Ex part On September 22. 1920, the Cumberland Tde, phone & Telegraph Company filed with the Com mission an application for an advance in telephone exchange rates at various exchanges in the5State of Louisiana, amounting in the aggregate to approxi mately 20 per cent over the rates for exchange service then in effect. The application was first assigned for hearing at Baton Rouge, Louisiana. on October 15, 1920, at which time several parties appeared and filed protests against the proposed rates, and urged an extension of time. Feeling that the proposed rates had not been fulls explained and understood, the Commission. on its own motion, continued the case, and required th~e applicant to print the rates proposed for every exchange in the state and furnish five hundred copies to the Commission. The order was complied with, the pamphlets containing the proposed rates were thereupon furnished by the Commission to every municipality where exchanges were located, and to all parties to the proceeding. The case was then assigned for further hear ing at Baton Rouge on December 15, 16 and 17, 1920. when an exhaustive presentation of the case was made by the company and at which time pro tests were received from various sources against any advapeces in telephone rates. The case was taken under advisement, but before a decision was reached, the Commission Council of the City of New Orleans filed an application to reopen the case, in order to introduce the evidence of expert ac countants who, it was alleged, had made a study of the company's books, and prepared certain data therefrom, as well as other statistics, considered by such expert to be of value in aiding the Comms sion to arrive at a proper determination of the case. The case was accordingly reopened and further hearings held in Baton Rouge on February 24, 25 and 26, 1921. Counsel for the City of New Orleans moved for a continuance of the case at the beginning of the hearing, on February 24, which was denied. The Commission believes that all parties have had ample opportunity in the four months that have elapsed since the first assignment of the case in October, 1920, to prepare and present all facts which were pertinent to the case. After hearing the evidence of the City of New Orleans, we are of the opinion that a further continuance is unnecessary as all of the pertinent facts to such an inquiry as this are fully before us. A careful consideration of the case has fully acquainted us with its full importance, and we approach its solution with a thorough consciousness of the responsibility which the law giving us our being and defining our powers and duties, places upon us. The public interest in the case, therefore, de mands that our decision be prefaced with a review of the relevant facts upon which we base our de cision. The primary rule in all cases of this character is that the rates charged the public for the service rendered by a public utility must not be greater han will pay the cost of furnishing the service and a fair return upon the value of the property used in furnishing the service. In this case the first of these questions--the cost of furnishing service--presents the most dif ficult of the problems, because the second has been greatly simplified by the fact that the telephone. company is asking that its actual average invest ment in the State of Louisiana be taken as the basis for its return, rather than the cost of repro ducing the properties. We have, therefore, definite figures as to the property investment, upon which computations as to rate of return may be properly based. The telephone company has shown that its operating expenses have been steadily increasing and that the increased cost of operation has more than absorbed its increase4 revenues. There is a very small margin between the operating expenses and the operating revenues, which in a short time' will entirely disappear. The company has shown that on account of conditions prevailing at the time of the war, and since, it has been unable to furnish service to many of the public who desire it, and that on that ac count the business interests of the state have great ly suffered and will continue to suffer unless it is able to pgovide more facilities with reasonaole promptness and at reasonable and just rates. There have been filed with the Commission complaints from citizens of Shreveport, Louisiana, and likewise a complaint from the City of Shreve port, demanding service which the Company has n unable to furnish. The records of the Com mission are filled with complaints that service is not being installed when and where urgently needed. The officers of the company admit that the service has not been up to the pre-war standard, but explain that same is due to its overloaded facilities and that tis condition cannot be remedied until new facilities are provided that will take care qf this overload. The company states that it now has on file in its various ofices throughout the state about 9000 signed applbations for telephone service, none of which it has been able to fill on acount of the eonditions set forth above. It has shown that on acecouat of its small earn ings that the investing public are not attracted by its securities, and thus, unless it obtains some re9 Il3s, it will be ungble to secure the new capital by the issuance and sale of securities, or borrowed money, with which to make additional investment in extensions and development that re so neces Itt has own that the ave e wages paid its n iats n Louisiana is $59.45 per month and t these wags cannot be decreased, but on the ontrry will bae to be increased. That on so count of the wages paid by other industries it ij experlncing great trouble in keeping its trained operators and that in eonsequence of old ones lav ing, attraeted by bhigher wages, and new ones bhar lagb to be constantly trained, the service ne ee rily uffedw. It has at this thms well deflned&jas for , tre develdopment, dependent ubon b abiity to attct new capital to invest In t securities, which onaditis nehemrly depends upon I abli to ehew bnker and the Irvestin pubic, t # it rbnal g suffleent to pay the itesent on the money • aus to be obtained., Val=w of Property in Loaisin, In order to determine the rate of return it is necessary for the Commission to first aseertain the fair value of the property of the Cumberland Company in ouisiana, used in furnishing telephone service. In arriving at this vaye the Commission is governed by decisions of the courts in such matters. The Supreme Gout of the United States in the case of Wilcox vs Consolidated Gas Company. 212 U. S., held that the fair value of the property is to be determined as of the time when the rate inquiry is being held, that is to say, it is the present value of the property which must be ascertained. It has been shown that the present value of the Cumberland Telephone & Telegraph Company's property used in furnishing telephone service in the State of Louisiana is over $17,200,000. We think this value too high. It might be true that the plant in Louisiana at present day prices could not be produced for a less amount, but still we are in an abnormal period and it would not, in the opinion of the Commission, be just to the pub lic to fix this value even though the courts bold that this method is correct. Investment and Oprating Expenses From the exhibits fled by the ofleisl of the Com , which have not been succesfully as saied the accountant employed by the City of New Orleans, or others the actual investment, reve nues and expenses In the State of uLomila. using the average figures for the invr ment ad ad al figures for operating revenues and operating e penses, were as follows: Stat-Wm ýt of lnoestment, Resenses and Expenses Louisin--,bor Months, A, cgt, Ssp~ember, QeMob and Noomnbr, 19a INVESTMENT: Average Exchange ...............$ 7,506,99.9 Average Tell ................... 3,102,047,68 Average Real Estate--Lad ...... 191,845.486 Average eal Estate-Bldlags .. 70,745$4 Average PFurniture and ltures .. 57,148.50 Average Tools, Teams, Vehicles, etc. 140.114 Average Working Capital ........ ..40.0o TOTAL AVERAGE INVESTMENT $1S,2S7,47.57 REVENUES: Exchange ......................=$ 070, 7.40 Toll ......... ................. 618,525.08 Miscellaneous ................... 4,588.18 TOTAL REVENUES ............$ 1,51,898.64 EXPENSE8: General and Miscellaneo .......$ 45,110.81 Commercial ... ................ 20818.72 Traffic .... .................. 441,804.05 Repairs ....... ................ 249,004.80 Station Removals and Chanes .... 21230,2 Depreciation ...... ............ 233,620.0~ Rights, Privileges and Use of Prop erty ........................ . 79,71.18 Insurance ..................... .848.98 Taxes ......................... 109,,84.44 TOTAL EXPENSES ............$ 1,890,841.74 NET REVENUE ................. .... 23,00.0 Per cent per Annum of Net Reve nue to Investment ............ 3.03 The above figures were furnished at our re-a quest in order to have before us thb latest avanlab a stistic as to the Telephone Company's operations in this state. These figures show that the telephone company earned for the period stated 3.08 per cent oe Ms investment and working capital. The evidence, however, shows that during the past few moaths therb has been a steady deereas in toll revnes and if same is kept up it will receive a still less net return on f1 invt eant: It is claimed that new capital cannot be ob taied by a public utility except where rates are such as will earn an amount to meet fixed charges and establish a basis of credit. There most be some such assurance otherwise capital will be attracted to other business ventures. We think this is sound businemss logic. The deplorable condition of mapy of our most useful public utility companies is due, in a large measure, to their inability to earn the return needed to attract new capital in order to meet the demands for service, and the public suf fers from poor service or .lack of service for no other reason than that old fities canunot be used indefinitely to meet new growth, sand eannot be extended beyond ertaba limitstios without dda new and additional facttles for which new esp_ . must be provided. SIt was shown thast the prevasltng rate of In terest is 8 per cent. Commissli and couris hi this ecountry have hel thit a fair return on the investment upsd by tthe blie should eq~a the prevaling interet rats. The bk of tie contry, its insurance ompnl and most private bei esses pay a much larger perantsge and unaless a atr return is allowed on the inveamt in puble utlties, they wi be unablse to pt ew cspital and will en to function with lesrults to the.puaic who depend upon them for servics. It must be berne in mind that for seral yeass -t property nt td to puble use hs m many istn ests l abnrmal profitaes re. turns without - ; whereas t, e 6w s at Ise utlities have made samh g raters that they as* o ths wi of ) rall over tih eountry. vosmied in the lat 9Ek yeasr huseases ...s..alsss sl per o... In re: Rate Read A rule of primary ipor public service corporations and the public is that its man--- efficient and economical. sidered this phese of the em testified, an no partyo the ha charged, that the affai of pany are not so managed Th calse, the wages paid enplo vantages gained by the co"ntr company has with other eft sions paid on toll messag the wires of other compal-e closest scrutiny, and we find thn ciency have been reduced to a economies practiced all point to efficient management We appreciate fully ,hat t there is great distress in the of this state and it is urged by count of the present deprems public utilities should only reed. or even suffer actual lose T our duty an unpleasat one, h is fur better to hold jurid following our plain duty as hi stitution of making "just and than to deny what we coumd rates for merely sentimental It is unfortunate that the application has to be conidwy the prices of many omodjta" it must be borne In mind that ia as well as the owners of thse unprecedtd peoe y after the war,, wi t, srvd the publbe withbot a in its revenues. After ilegenel t notices sent out by the del organisatlon, firm and out the stat, have appoved t Among the Chambera of increases are the New Oulem Shreveport Chamber of Chamber of Commere; Bopgrl ta o sad othea. Ti, Amnianm Td.pae.m Company and Wail. Coamp Co The relaton between these two compaes was d evidene, and, theretooe, w Mined and e i ted i tis ta Camberiand Copay has mi Electrie and American T Companies. The sole queuties reference to these eontrac b are reasonable and are beeland Telephem end therefore do not impose a telephone service. If they me and advantageouns to th then they are proper costwr burden on the uaers of the tdephonae service, they shoel b eidence in the case shows contract with the Amedrican graph Company is pny paysh the mAerican Sroesoj rseveaues, sad Sappll tim induction oils that re used l ton, the America Tdeephe puny furnishes the ervise df ants and research laboratory and other valuable service to pny. It also gives to the flnascl advice and amltammse rowngth ey have aien it d ontract wm deen ts baai o W saos in the United Stas the telephone companies, ad Commisdons have approved o cases the courts of ths to pass upon this onrath they have given it their contract of Lowasadvantage pnthe on Within the te vicot bindRailroad thoy furnish sabma~ Arkanas on dand oappred thde is ce ease of tt Soeuthwestser Company v. Thea t of field Jack, of the S. Coem trict of Louisiana. i a the ontract While the not inding on as. they are furnmberla safCome, reaonaM casebl the stion t ~o Amberian Telephone sa of0 the o b sd o a Orkans do maTka Im t e ratoe chs1 e l5, i . Cumberland iCompanry to nsr cacepted he athe cr e rtsy tah It was asker sen e So fa r as tbh oat._ Cmp u were -eh.. h of th mm m " " .,Uv. by C~rbedaa