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STHE LAFAYETTE GAZETTE.. )VOLU7ME I. LAFAYETTE, LA., SATURDAY, APRIL 15, 1893. NUMBER 6. - _ _ __ _0 BOM1E STRANGE PEOPLE. Dilfert Races Represented at the World's Fair. What Private Enterprase Is Doing for the Columblan Ezpolieoun-Rare Sights on Midway Platsance Types of Javanese. [BSpeoal Chicago Correspondenoao A walk through the world's fair would be incomplete unless it would take one beyond the confines of what we of the western world call civilization. We like to look at beings who are low erinthe scale of development, and then pat ourselves on the back and feel hap py that we are not like them. To show these people was not strict ly within the objects for which the ex position company was legally incor porated. It had to be left to private enterprise. And by this means the ex position has been urounded out in a way that gives it a charm which only things which are odd and outlandish can bestow. .. 'VOMEN OF JAVA. Thus one of the most. interesting divisions of the fair was gotten up by private enterprise. Along the 1Midway Plaisance you will find representatives of many of those nations and tribes which to us are strange, and, for that reason, attractive. After passing through Algiers and Tl'unis. along the east of Africa to Egypt where we make a stop at Cairo, and look at the model of its streets which are on exhibition, we continue along the south coast of Asia, round the East Indian peninsula, and reach the great archipelago which stretches from theo northwcterqex JAVANtr D. tremity of Asia. down to ..u--tralia andl thence eastwardi andt n-rth iward through the vast 'Pacifict ocean. These countless i-ltinl-. perhaps the mountain peaks iand plateau of a sub merged contineit--for A ustralia is the oldest of the existingi onitinint-. so ge ologists tell us-oare inhabited by many strange tribes wvho untinl dt- -.sv-ere by Europeans had never le-n tbeyond the particular island or narow gi o, nip of islannls on which they . scre born. In many ways these people are interest ing to us. Amnong the mtst nrii)ins are the Maoris, of New Zealand. ~ ith their fine characteristic featureos, strongly resembling the American In dian. I used to aidmire the bea 5ifult -et simple fignres switl whi,-h they tattooed their faces and bodies. At the extreme end from th s island are the Javanese, now nnder DI)ti'h do minion. On the island of Java we have two types of people. 1Vhen I was a boy I remember seeini prct Ire-s purpiortintg to represent the va ioLus tribes of men, and among them I hove arecollection of a Javanese who might hare sat as the model for an ancient (Ireeian sculptor. However. thitc, - clansic features. I am now told. elong only to the upper classes of natives on Javat, prtoblWi e rqq of Wcosq rre whereas the common people are Ma. lgys and, from our point of viev, al- I though handsomer than the Cfiinese. < are still far from being ideally beauti- 4 ful. t A special exhibit will be made from these islands. The Oceanic Trading company has two hundred thousand feet along the Midway Plaisance for this purpose. It is intended there to show the life of the common people of I the Dutch East Indies and some other 4 islands, including Java, Sumatra, 1 Borneo, the Phillippine, Friendly, Society. Solomon and Fiji islands, New I Zealand, Samoa and Hawaii. So you can see the Fiji islander with 1 as much safety as you laugh at a lion in a menagerie, and I am assured that 4 the "wild man from Borneo" will come to town and will be there in several 1 specimens. The space for this exhibit has been 1 divided into two parts, one on either i side of the Midway Plaisance. One half will b' devoted to the islands of Java, Sumatra and Borneo. As the touch of old King M idas turned everything into gold, so everything that has any connection with the world's fair grows far beyond the original conception. So in this case. It was intended to have about sixteen to twenty houses of natives. But they tell me now that thirty-seven houses have already been built and there are liable to be forty or fifty. Trhese houses are curious in themselves. Like the huts of the herdsmen in Switzer land there is not a nail used in their construction. The former builds en tirely of wood and uses brackets and clamps to hold the beams together. The Javanese builds his house of bam boo. The poorer ones simply plant the bamboo poles close together and lash them with rope or whatever is handy. Those who are better off split up the bamboo into thin strips and braid them together in basket work, often making a wall that is perfectly weather proof. The roof is covered with bamboo and thatched with palm leaves and grasses. The houses present a unique appear ance s-lihen placed together in a village. Most of them are square and there is no effort at ornamentation. To an Amnerican they look more like a lot of b:rns. In fact, they have little more furniture than a barn. There is in them a platform raised eight to four teen inches above the floor-, which serves as a table, a bnech, a bed, etc. The natives say that the reason they raise it at all instead of sleeping on the floor is that they do not want to offend the serpents. They say that if a serpent finds no obstacle it will crawl along and not hurt anybody. So if it should ilet into the house it can cras'wl along anywhere, wthereas if the peo pie should sleep on the floor it would have to crawl over therm and a move )A i4IN0 GI0 l. nment of tihe sleeper might cause it to bite. Evidently the .lavaniese do not like reptiles so well as did that coupie 51ho wsre rerently found in the l'al ,o-r ion4 e in this city with a young alli itor for a bedfellow. l'heric are to be one hundred and eighty uatives iu the exhibit, under the direction of a priest and a chief. %14ho give their directions or revelations fron a raisedl strtictitre like a throne that stands in thle public sqitare. in the village. The ordlnary Javanese. they tell me, does not believe tihat mian lives for the purpose of sworking. lie works enough to keep body and soul together and not imore. It is only at tea harvest-time that he really does work five or six weeks in succession. By the way. they raise a great deal of exeellnt tea in .lava, which, oddly enough, is not used in the United States at all. They raise and export rice in large quantities and, the Dutch forced lpon them the bless ings of w\estern civilization. Bult their social conditions are primitive. Such a thing as the division of labor is al most unknown. Every man ishis own farmer. carpenter, swaver, tailor, cook. etc. It is only in sotne of the trades requir ing a higher d(legree of skill, snuch as silver work, furniture and wood carv ing, that any specialists can develop, and it ies here they show considerable antitude. Their dr-ess is primitive also. The women wear a Dlouse of some soft ma terial and a skirt of what they call sarang. Trhis is a peculiar kind of dress over which a woman will some times spend eight or nine months. They take a piece of calico and dlye i to the tint they want for a basi.a Tith an instrument like a pencil they trace the outlines of the figures and then boil the cloth in wax Then a little melting pot that has a fine spout is filled with the paint and melted wax and moving the spout over the outlines the cotntents are poured out on the c&oth. In an audience hall the .av-anese at the vorld's fair will give public exhi bitions of their natise entertainments There will be dancers, boxers, wrest lers, jupglers ard other athletes. Thlere are two kinds of ar.hlestra. One is the gamelang or gong band, where only gongs are used. The music is strange, but ti naid to e,% a ttimet verg sweet and melodious even to western people. The gamelang is always ac companied by marionettes who give something that will remind you of the old-fashioned Punch and Judy show. Another orchestra is supplemented by string and wind instruments, with violins of ivory and bamboo. A unique exhibit will be the dancers of the sultan of Jokjerkarta, who is said to have the largest and best equipped corps of female dancers on the island. The dance is described as entirely different from anything that is seen anywhere else. In fact, it I would scarcely be called dancing by us who are accustomed to see people jump around and chase one another over the floor. This Javanese dancing consists almost entirely of posturing I to slow music, and the movements are said to be marvelous, even the fingers I taking part in them. The dresses are rich and often very beautiful. The sultan of Johore, an island near Singapore, will be here with his suite. This man is said to have $10,000,000 worth of diamonds and is fond of dis playing them. lie is preparing twelve or fifteen houses, which will be shipped in a short time. The exhibit from Sumatra and Bor neo is very much like that from Java. The Samoan exhibit will contain some native dwellings, which are tent fashion and thatched with cocoanut leaves and fiber, the walls being of mats. There will be Samoan dancers also, who are more like the East In dians. Some of their warriors in "full dress" and some tattooed natives will also be brought over. The Fijians w:ll exhibit themselies mainly. A Maori village represents New Zealand. II. E. O. IIEINEM11ANN. CONVEYING RACE HORSES. One of the InventIols of the Stage-Coach It is difficult for owners and train ers of the present day. when a valua ble horse, trained to'the hour, can be sent anywhere to mneet an engagement within twenty-four hours, to appre ciate the difficulties felt by their prede cessors before railways were intro duced. In thoce daylys horses were marched over the country ut the rate of ten miles a day, and a si inner of the Oaks in 3s:;6 wa., dilatc'hed at once from Epsomn to take part in the New castle Plate, s ith a full month spent on the journey. Lord (:corge lIen tiuck's enterprise devised a plan by which race horses were placed in a van, a sort of traveling; stable, and taken by post-horsles all over the king doin. The first occasion on whibh this new machine was employed \vwa when Elis was sent from Goodwood to take part in the St. Leg-erin Is::O. when the horse had been left temporarily in eharge of Jonn Kent's father. Ili- successes at Goodw\ood and l.ewes had induced L,ord George to back him heavily for the L.eger; bilt juit before the race he found that some parties were helping themselves largely on his horse, and he made it known that unless his com missioner iva., accommodated swith a bet of twelve thousand pounds to one tlhousand pounds he would not start him. This bet was laid, as John Kent suiggest.s, I ecanse it was iliev\ed at that period to bli in;ipossibl^ t- gE' t Elis to I)oncaster in tinle for the race. IHiowever, 1,r'd I ;eorge's newly-in vented van \ as lroni'ight into requisi tion, and on the Friday before the race was started. laden by Elis and his schoolmaster, theI Druln nmelr. The distance of two ihundrid and fifty miles was divided into three see tions of about eighty m.ilcas each, and on Snnday iiioning the two horses were galloped on the Lich field racecourse. (On the Monday evening E'lis twas s:foly l tabled in Don caster, the c:(-t of the jouirni-y hlaving been absut, one hunr.drel pouinds. ()n thile \\ednesday lie w-on the L.eger. and Lord George e a-, vell repaid fori this expenditure. \hlien he finally joinied the (ooodwsoud stable. Lord (;eorge hall six such vans empcloyed Iy .lohii Kent and hli fathelr. nan donultleys this in vention had mlinlh to do wivitht the sue cers of his stable.- -Academy. ýonowna t.eymer. Noinoma count,. Cal.. will send a unique exhibit to the world's fair. It will he a representation of the geysers, one of the great'c natural curiosities of the state. The model will be thirty two feet long, twenty-eiglht feet wide and eighteen feet high. One, of tile greu.t spouting caldrons of stea:n will be repriesented by real rock and imita tion in staff, while a background will be painted to represent the munst pic tnresque view of the canon, fromi whlich scores of geysers arise. Artificial lights in various colors will reproduce the peculiar play of color seen in the gorge. The semblance of the hot sprinegs is to be made by use of steam pipes. In the foreground will he placedl a huge nllegorical lirure of "The I)Demon of the G;eysers.' mnodeled by RIupert Schmiud. l istori Ta ,le. The women of Illar-risburg. Pa., anl vic;nity will pre~sent Mrs. otter Ial mer, for her nuse in the \Vomen's build inog at the exposition, a table which will be unique and his o'ie. It will be maide up of a panel of olive wood brought from t'he ulount of Olives, a panel made from the mulberry tree t whilch thie Indians bounid th" founder of Harrisburg to burn him to, death. pieces of oak frolmn tl tinlmber which supports the old Liberty bell in ainde iprdence hall. strips from the oil ma-n hogany doors of the state house, a panel from the house used by Washing torn at \'Va!!ey Forge. and a strip from the w-indow sill of the old house on Arch street. Philadeiphin. swhere the first American flag was unadle. ----lrs. hirstealler (w-hile her card is hbeing sent ipi--lIvidently Mrs. Dne SLaney obje(-s I ot her daughters making - lingering farewells in the lhallivay with their gentlemn friends?." Mrs. Second - ealler-"llow do yon kno~w?' Mrs. Firstealler --The hall lI mp has a -green shade, and. y-Ou may relt assulred that the yoing ladies wrtl; not linger long in such an rfavorable lihth" Marper's Ua-:as THE 4ANAKAN REALM. Will It Beoome a Part of the United Statee? rho Reeent Revolution at Honolulu and Its Probable Results-The Commlession ers Appointed to Confer with Presildent Harrison. [Specxal Lotter.1 The dissatisfaction of the foreign rem dents at Honolulu, the poetic capital of 1 the Sandwich islands, culminated in I one of the most peaceful revolntions re- I rorded in history, and led to t he forma tion of a provisional government, whose I members consider annexation to the United States a political necessity, and 1 the assumption of a protectorate by Mr. itevens, American minister at liono EX-QUEEXN I.ILIUOKALAII. lulu. The delegation of five gentle men, who are now sojourning in Wash ington, is composed of sterling material. The envoys are, without exception, Hnawaiian patriots, even though some of them were born otn foreign soil, and the impression they have made on the president and secretary of state leads me to believe that the lI:ewaiian king dom will soon be a territory of the United States. The i.landls. whi-h are now presnte,] to I nele Sam on a silver platter, as it were, have fvcquently been mentioned in the dipltomnatic history" of our ecoun try. President Ftillmore. in his message to congress ini 181. sidtl that "while the government of the Itnited States. itself faithful to it-, original assurance, scrupu lously regards tIe" independence of the lawaiian islandns. it can never consent. to see those islands taken possession of by either of the gre;.t commercial pow ers of Europe, nor can it consent that demands, manifestly unjust and lderoga tory, and inconsistent with bona tide independence, shall lbe enforced against that government." The islands are ten times nearer to the UInitedl States than to any European power. Ilonolul.u, the principal har bor, is on the direct route of all vessels IilE -RINCERR KAICLAI.1 sailing from San Fr.tneis-,o and other Pacific coast ports~ to Aistralia, C'hinta and Japan. \\ hen the Ni, tratr,;a canal is put into operation, its imeportance will be vastly augmented, antI its con trol biy the Arerican g-overmnrnnt ihe -,ome an absolunte necessit-y. (;reat Blritain has always pl'zed the part of mitistlief maker in ilnwaiian a,airs. E.ver since the elevt:itn of iailaluua to the throne in -t ling- lis-h emiesn rie- have tried ., uIinder·- minue American intllnenre. li 1t tel Inittiil States snllcetled in .,. luding a reciprocity treaty with the IIl.nlulu gove-rnment and sc uredI the i,ssii,,n if l'e.art harbor. near Ilonolulni. with the right to establish a naval tatitn at that point. In 15s9 bSecretary lilaine at tempted t, create nbsolute fr,-e tr:ade between the islands andI the I -niterd States, ibut Volneoy 1'. Ashferd. then at trn. y general of the islandts. managedl to defeat the negotiations h1 pr.ani. ing the l tinr more adva\ntagnens terms with tanadat, of which tcountry t lie at torney Rgeneral was a naltive. 11hen Kalakaua died, in 19t1. his sister, Princess IAlinokalani. beocnme ruler of the isl-]nl l kingdotn. .\lth eigh he.r husbhand, lohn ti. Dominis, was an A.nmerican by birth, the queen favored England and opposed. every movement starlted to secure annexation to the United States. As the dusky queen grr'w elder her j.udgment eom ed to give way eomplretly, and when, to crown former arbitrary ~,lings. sli,' attempt-il to revise the constitution to suit eter un., pleasure, the Europeans end Americans simply formed a proviinnal gevernunent and deposed Lilinokalnni - and her army of fifty-six grenadiers. , The heir apparent. Princess Kninlani. a charming girl twentr ee.rs of uge. Ithe Sdanghter of Col. A. 0:. (leghorn. col r l-0.t,-r ,f -the 1 -t of lonoluln , and tite l ,ate Princes Lie- Tlike. is now in Eng hnd, heit lcre sth wais ,eat to fniaish her education and receive diplomatic tral Ing according to Johnny Hull's Ilea. Thu first act of the provisional goV ernment was the appointment of the five commis:,ioners who are now at Washington to secure annexation to the United States. The delegation is headed by JMr. Lorin A. Thurston,the son I of an American missionary. Mr. Thurs ton is a comparatively young man. Hle graduated from Columbia ecllege in 1880, and upon returning to Honolulu at once became a politictal leader. In 1S89 he headed a revolution against the dis solute Kalakana, and a year later was appointed minister of the kingdom. In 1)t2 hie was elected a member of the house of nobles. Considering that he is now but thirty-five year's of age, his history may reasonably be pronounced an eventful one. W\illiam C. \Vilder, the second delegate, is a Canadian by birth. lIe was a member of the United States army before emigrating to Hlawaii in 1869. Ile was electeda noble in 1888 and was sent to parliament again in 18"12. lie is the president and general manager of the Wilder Steam ship cujnpany, which has done much to develop the resources and commerce of the island.. C'harles L. Carter, the third delegate, is twenty-eight years of age and of American descent. lie is the grandson of l)r. G. P. Judd, who was the first premier of the Hawaiian government after its organization on a civilized basis. 'lr. Carter received his education at Ann Arbor, and isa law\ver by profession. W\illiam It. Castle, the fourth delegate, is also of American parentage and a graduate of the Co Iunmbia latw school. For awhile he was asaociated with W\\illiam C. WVhitney, then corporation counsel of New York. In Hlaw'iiian affairs his name has be come a byword. his public services in cluding member-hip in the legislature GiOVI:ERNMENT II(OUSE, HiONtOLUtlV. and the house., of nobles and the speak ership of the ho'se. JIoseph Marsden, the fifth cnimnissi-ner, is an English man by hirtlh, forte.-six years of age, and has lived in tihe islands since 1)9. I have purposely dwIeltat some length upon the re, ords of rlhe eonmmissioners, as they provCe tbeyond the shadow of a doubt that tihe p1roi:s-in:al government replre'sent the mlost tdesiral le elements of Iawvaii's popu, lation. The "revolu tioni.rts" :want a staple government- nothing more. IFor this reason they seek admission into the union as a ter. ritory, to be go,verned by the law. of I-tah or other territorial govcninents. T'hey seem to think that the establish ment of a simiuple protectorate would not lie satisfa:'or', as England wnould certninly tind a way to matke the lot of Ilawaii unpleti'.-tnt under such an elas tic and unreiuli l-. aigreemnent. They argue that in.:sinuch a u 12 per cent. of the ciiuntr\'- trade is done with the : I tnited c ;ate ts and 7:1 per cent. of the e'arrD"ing tra'ie by American ships a:nn-exatin is the only proper way of silt lineg the difli'unlty. Shouhl the UInitedl taitis take the islands under its prite-tin., winig, the ne;v territory nu ill pro-,vil handso~mely for the deposed queen doil I,,r itivdl niece. It is pl'rhaps not geCn-rally known that the por'c'. :Itae of per capita trade of the Sain \li ih is-:la:,i~s is larger than that of iany other country. l)uring the year 151i.). f,.r inst'ance. the value of imports wasi aboul .7-,000.000. while the expsrt - i'were .i-i" at $1:;.'25'2.000. mak in;g ;a tltal if ste-r "20,o0.t0O0, or $>2f23 fir ever-v inhabilant. That such a cnuntri' i:- \wrt talking. even when viewed fr-m n da ,ilar and cent point of view, ca:nnot be disputel. le. 1i. 1tEIrPIraT. FSome per'-sons spe: of "'snake-lites"' -mii 'poi-,nou,-s snk"-." If poison is sialliwc 1l it tindt s its sv.ty into the sys teon th 'uigh the stonm-h. with unu phlasant ;ita sonmtimues fatal rIesults. 'The duitremu's fluid in the serpents hn: ,l is von-nm, and mus-t be injected inut, the , hli.t in order to be efTet ive. 'iht', N,".-w i rlian s 'Iirn.es-I )omnocrat ex plliini lthat -nrakles do not bite. "'Prolr ably-." it .:, . "n'o creatiure in the wmrhll nmrx ide'l t: ith tes-th and jaws ha. so, lilt tle" pwer if I:itiug. The jaws :,re not iinigud, buitt are attac'hied one to the other ly cartilege. 1'Thus a snake e-an have nIo levcrnare il opposing one jaw Ii tIhe oth alter, and could not in this manner pie,'e th' smlinl. T'he fonigs are drivn into the tifish iby a stroke, not by n hit'-. A tliake i - hatrmless unless in i.il. Ir.u iits 'oil it throsv its head and luitdy f,rss ard. end strilses or honks its f'mn~-r inml :the oilj'tet aitmned at. The entire work is dot in' ith thle upper jaw, the lower jawy hasing nothing at all to 'i.'u- f. -. (1. Dixon. the IEnglish scien tist, ha-- teen exp erinnenting upon the manner in wli,'h the germs if tilt-rei l-is ire spr.eau abru-ad iy lndie iro~ e-. Ie had n rti-ess. drt-ggeied over lb ii-,ruuiimid to st ,r three hint's, and on .s gk - '.. l ' n\.in alule t .- suhits no fe.. er than -evi-n t1o'r, le int-illi. obinined, of i,:i. fren the 51st il dirt swept up bi tlhe ret--s. 'Th, praeti iae le-son irirht 1v this faet sent-is to - that of ih-,, -is g hoIu''. ihen triailing skirts tire brith -1 in our hi-in.ru. the germs of dn e-, i - helir -p-ire get dissipaterl in lhb 'in. an-I thus placto, in a position t,- in fpted h-.' is iho are t 11 "'his is another Iand p -.; erful arguument against trailin: s.kirts. Pirclhaiscr--Yu-u are srei the ehe~ 0ro ,er (mutting _uff n slihe)-Yes, sir. limn-n , i' ' ,, ht.el tii i is bit -uf , 'cheli, Odut'n tili I e'u't a pi-,e of paper to wrap OF GENERAL INTEREST. -A book published in Philadelphia in 1852 contains this information re specting some breweries just built near t that city! "everal lager beer estab- t lishments will be noticed. These brew- I cries are of very recent origin and lager f beer is to many an unknown beverage. It is a German drink, of which they are C very fond, and is similar in taste and t appearance to porter. " -Tom Cole, a white man, who was reported to have killed a man at Htirm ingham, Ala., some weeks ago, eluded I a close search by the aid of a clever dis guise. lie wore a wig of wool, stained t his face and hands and made himself up = as a negro. lie remained in the vicin ity of where the crime was committed, I though detectives were searching the neighborhood for him. lie was finally captured at a hotel where he was living as a negro. -A lawyer from a small Atlantic coast city in looking over New York harbor from llrooklyn heights found a double enjoyment, partly in the beauty and activity of the scene, partly from the fact that the troubled waters brought to his mind many a well-fought admiralty case. Perhaps nine-tenths 1 of the admiralty business of this coun try originates in and about New York harbor, and the swift tides that meet off the Blattery are responsible for law suits in every maritime state of the union. -A careless lad down in Edgetfeld county, S. C., carried a raw turnip and a quantity of matches in the same pocket. )uring this unfortunate jux taposition he was caught in a rain storm and thoroughly soaked. Then he ate the turnip and soon after a doc tor had to be called. The doctor was puzzled for some time until he examined a small remaining fragment of the turnip, when he discovered that it was thoroughly impregnated with the pois on of the match heads, which had been dissolved by the rainwater. -The Corcoran art gallery, in Wash ington, is to be greatly enlarged. The institution long since outgrew its pres ent accommodations The trustees have recently purchased a piece of ground diagonally opposite the state depart merit, at Seventeeneenth street and New York avenue, upon which they will erect a building with a frontage of ~1t feet on Seventeenth street, 170 feet on New York avenue and 130 feetl on E street. \\'hen finished the addition will represent an outlay of $1,009,000. excluts ice of the ground, which cost about $150,000. -Alfred P. lRoliinson. the new chief justice of Dl)elaware, comes from (;eorg e town the ancient and somnoletnt :e.t of Sussex, the most southern coulnty of)f the state. The chief justice receives a salary of $2,S00 a year and somle allow ances for traveling expenses. Oddly enough, the chief justice, the highest court, of Delaware. is not its presiding judge. That dignity belongs to the chancellor, an otticer who ordinarily holds court all alone. The court of alp peals fathers all thie judges of time state. five in number. The only other judge in )celawvare, except a federal judge, is the municipal judrge of Wilmington. --T)uring the revolution Maine was very little disturbed, but during the war of 1S12 that district suffered much. The Blritish held possession of a part ,f the country, but their rule was compar atively mild after they gained a foot hohLd Maine continued to be a district of Massachusetts until ls2l), onlvell in aMarch 15 it wvas admitted into the union as a state. For more than half a century the governmeunts of the United States and (ireat Blritain were inv-olv, ed in a controversy concerlning the ea:stern boundary of Maine. which the treaty of 17_33 did not accurately deftiln. The hlispute was finally seltled in lt4" Maine was twice invaded iby confcder ates during the civil wear. --I', o young flloi\s s inh w-ere tak ing a pedestrian tour throuiuh I hi elurk ihire hills recently loI their svay after making the ascent ot of Mount Everett. and at nightfall were , l:d to ee-k quarterr- t a loniely farm"ihon-s' The wominan in char-ge got up an 'xci''lent supper, killing a chickern for t hem. gave themn ,lean, comnfortablle bedl ainl hadt a savory Ii-renkfast rueaduv in the morning. \V1heu they asked how ni ui they should pay her she replied, in a deprecating iway, that as times wvere ait little hardl she would have: to charge them more than they miught like to pay, but twelve and one-half vrents apiefce wiould be satisfi rtory. She wavls aistin islhed when they igav- heir au dollar. and probably thinks to this day that she entiertained \Vanderbilts una\iares. -A business nan in 'New York city wI-ho is up to his ears in the w:ortk neces sary to gather capital to tlbat an enter prise, and at the satne time to keep in formation of the nature of it away from busy rivals. found tiname last week to say.: "Did y:ou ever thiink that a patent does not patent in this -ioiintry" \\'el.l, it' a fact All that the patent oiftice does is to give you a palper -ithl some writing on it. but if another mnan steals your idea, and goes to mannfaHcturing your invention, the paten-t oiime eiiil not lift a tinger to protect you or ,tandl hby its own decisioua. The fact that yotiv're got a patcnt is a point in your favor, but youve rgot to hire lasy-er: and tght tile thief in the courts, and if he aenn stand it to hire lawy-ers longer than you can, that settles you, and von miu-ht as well mnakec him a present of your invention. rquieaklng Sundss. Singing sands are found In many parts ci the United States but sque-ak ing sanlds are not sui common. Therel-e is only one place in this country u'here t he scquneaking sand is found amid that is a small plain in south toloradlo The sinaing sand emits a muisial sounul only when dry and loses this property on hiing damrpened The si;ueaking Isand, on the other handl. is silent xt hen <I, i and squeaks best and loudest when moistened. The sound it. gives forth is by no means loud bilt sromew:lat rm senmbles the squecaking of an arm chair. It sounds when rubbed between the fingers or \vhen placed in a small bag nnd violent·ly struck bnut the cause of the sound is a mystery.-The (;remit Divdih. PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. f-Mr. Edmunds, of Vermont, is maid to have been almost the only exception to the rule that the supreme oourtprao ti*c of a lawyer soon dwindles after hf., becomes a United States senator. Sen ators Teller, Carpenter, Morgan and others found that their clients dropped off one by one after senate cares began to press Senator'- Mit_'hell and Dolph. however, still have a good many cases. -A New York artist has spent two summers among the Great Smoky mountains of Tennessee, because, he says, he gets the same kind of subjects there that the French painters find around Barbizon-the same rudeness of implements, the same simplicity of habitations; even the same blue cloth ing. "I don't see why so many of our fellows go to France," said he, "for we have everything that we can want in this country." -A manager in New York-not the man one would have expected to say it, either-declares that farce comedies are working a general injury to theat rical interests: "To the legitimate thea ters, because they are taking people away from them; to the public, because they are lowering the standards of taste; to the variety shows, because they are being constantly recruited from them, and to the actors, as a class, because they induce a man to give up honest work and play at the gallery." -A Brooklyn lady who is spending the winter in l'aris with her two young daughters, while her husband's busi ness compels him to stay at home, be ing anxious to have her husbaud join his family, said to her eldest daughter one day in presence of her youngest, a six-year-old: "I wish your papa could be appointed as minister to some court in Europe." \Vhereupon the young but discriminating miss quickly re sponded: "'\'hy, mamma, you must be crazy, papa couldn't preach a good ser mon. ---One of the most heroic of New York's workers is Marvin Clark, the blind newspaper man, well known by his specials for the daily papers and other work. It is now nearly five years since he lost his sight, after a journal istic career that had extended over a period of thirty years. As soon as it was decided that he was hopelessly blind he taught himself the use of the typewriter, and by having the papers read to him daily, manages to keep his place as a worker in his profession. He is steadily cheerful and uncomplaining, and does excellent work. -At a banquet of the Veteran Ma sonic association in Washington the other night Senator Dolph, of Oregon, interestingly sketched the introduction of masonry into Oregon. "Away back in the '40s." said the senator, "Capt .liohn Kellogg crossed the plains from Missouri, carrying with him the char tex of the first lodge of Oregon. It toxok him many months to get to the state, and lie had to undergo many hardships, but he clung to the charter. and, although nearly all his goods were lost and many times he was in danger of losing his life, when he arrived at Oregon City the little scroll was with him." -Slncetimes when a man tries to be good he never gets credit for it. One citizen of New York bought tickets for a big ball a f.ew nights ago, and when the people in the office heard of it they twitted hint and said: "You'll be a:round here to-morrow with your head done up in a wet towel, and won't be goxil for anything all day." Said he: "'I resolved to give them a surprise. I wxent to the ball and didn't drink a drop of anything but water, went home as straight as a string, and in the morn ing wokelo up with the nastiest kind of a bilious headache. But of course they wouldn't allow that it was anything but lthamnpagne. So far as people's good opinion is concerned, it doesn't pay very well to be" good, does it?" " A LITTLE NONSENSE." -( ntorner-""Are tihese gloves much wo-,rn nn "i r1 -".No; they are only sh,,p soileh'd -- "The do't ,r has discovered a curi ous thing aibout Pl'neltpe's heart," said MIrs. l\ ald, of Beac·,n street "It becats in esactly the same time as that of Shelley' ( 'enci"---larper's Bazar. -Ir-. l-'.zzletton-"\Why, Julia, what on earth is the matter? Why have you taken the legs off the table?" Julia- "'Slithre, num. didn't ver tell me not to leave the table standing?'"-Hrooklyn 'Times. i-\Wool- "l'Pop'e are mighty uncivil in 'hiladelphia." Van Pelt-"How so?'" \\~1l--"I asked a native yester dlav wh::t street I was on, and all the tilpiv I got was ''hestnut'"-N. Y. Herahl. -lie Felt It.-Professor - "'Vhat's the f,rmuinla for nitric acid?" Fresh man-- (\Vho has been experimenting s- ithout knowleldge of the acid's prop ert ies) -- "There is nothing formal athiut it, sir. It just goes on without cert'mony. "-Pharmaceutical Era -Chi-aro Man (in art gallcy)--"H'm. now, what's that represent?" (rnide "The flight into Egypt " C M.-"HIa, ha! great scheme! P'rophetic sort of thing. ch'? Think I'll go there myself ill world's fair year. Have to escape from my relations, you know."-Kate iField's \Vashington. -"You vere gone a good while." S~aid the invalid to her husband, who hadl ben to the drugstore, "it must have taken the clerk a good while to put lup the prescription." "I don't know: I think he must have spent a good <l al of the time putting up the price." \\Washington Star. -laron b hringing an heirloom to the t jewceler's)--"Could you not substitute imitations for the diamonds so that I I could take the jewel and you still hae Sthe valuable portion of the jewel7" r .leweler-'"Certainly. my dear baro'; a bt you see your father has got ahead Sof you."--lliegende Blatter. s -Those Dear Women.-(Deaslow b - invited a party of friends ohelaet - poker symposium and Mrs. De m ." Sbrings in the luncheon jest as D e ', Sgets his first hand in two ho~--W-l 1 I Tommy! inn't it rathes neusad to tie th t every card in year hand elasem Sm~cith, c;4 Acr?~~ Ca'sMo