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ASKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH
Under the Circumstances Actor Was
Justified In Refusing Parts
Manager Allotted Him.
Owin' to the limitations of his
purse the manager of a theatrical
show on the road traveled with a
show company.
One afternoon he called one of his
players to him and remarked:
"Look here, Wellington, you'll have
to play three parts tomorrow night in
The Silent Foe'-Henderson, Uncle
Bill, and the Spider."
"Can't do it!" retorted Wellington,
briefly, but firmly.
"Can't do it? Won't do it, you
mean!" snorted the manager. "Why
won't you do it?"
"Because it can't be done. No hn
man being could play these three parts
at the same time. In the third act Hen
derson and the Spider have a fight
and old Uncle Bill rushes in to sep
arate them."
Severely Practical.
"Ciarley, dear," said young Mrs.
Torkins, "that was a beautiful bou
quet you brought me."
"Glad you liked it."
"But-"
"But what?"
"Bread Is expensive and liable to be
scarce. The next time you have any
thing sentimental on your mind tell it
with flour."
What she means now by "Just a
cheap little thing" Is a hat that cost
her 35 beans.
Sooner or later people tumble to the
fact that the banana peel is a nul
&.ance.
For your breakfast
(Orap eNuts
A ready-to-eat food that costs
but little and is full of the
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t "Nothing is so strong as gentlenessi
nothing so gentle as strength."
Cuticura Soothes Baby Rashes.
I That itch and burn with hot bathi
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings of Cuticura Ointment
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe.
cially if a little of the fragrant Cuti'
cara Talcum is dusted on at the fin
'bh. 25c each everywhere.-Adv.
It is as difficult to get some men to
talk as it is to get some women to
quit.
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Allen's Foot=Ease, the antiseptic powder to
be shaken into the shoes and sprinkled is
the foot-bath. The Plattsburg Camp Man
ual advises men in training to use Foot=
Ease in their shoes each morning. It pre
vents blisters and sore spots and relieves
painful, swollen, smarting feet and takes
the sting out of corns and bunions. Always
use Allen's Foot=Ease to break in new
shoes.-Adv.
CHINESE HOLD HILL SACRED
Huang Shan Created a Shrine More
Than Three Hundred Years Ago,
Is Tradition.
More than 300 years ago in the Ming
dynasty a Buddhist priest named Pu
Men visited the Huang Shan in the
South Anhul hills. Ie was charmed
with the place and became infatuated
with the idea of making it a sacred
mountain. A journey to Peking and
an audience with the royal household
resulted in the appropriation of large
sums of money' for developing this
fairyland of the gods. A brass pagoda
was prepared for the first temple. It
was decorated with 1.000 little Bud
dhas and was called Thousand God pa
goda. The temple, whose halls it
decked, was christened the Purple
Sand temple and is now restored and
called the Merciful Light hall.
At that time, says the North China
Herald, hund(reds of priests came to
the mountains, and there was a period
of Buddhist prosperity. Roads were
built to the tops of all the Important
peaks, and at least one temple was
erected far above the line of perennial
springs.
Measuring Time.
Ernest was learning to tell time.
He had Just mastered the numbers on
the fac3 of the clock, but had net
learned the meaning of the minute
hand.
"What time is it?" I asked him,
when the minute hand pointed to 1fre
minutes of 12.
He looked a long time, and then
said: "Why, it is just an inch to 12."
-Exchange.
lastNight's Drms
-What They Mean
DID YOU DREAM OF GARDENS?
FREUD relates a long and compll
cated dream of a garden which he
proceeds to analyze, making the ap
parently innocent vision of the night
a series of dream symbols for re
pressed animal emotions which got
past the dream-censor; that part of
our psychic intelligence which is sup
posed by him to play the part of the
late Anthony Comstock in Dreamland
--disguised as the usual contents of a
garden. But it must be reem"ereed
that Professor Freud is one of the
greatest, if not the greatest, of Euro
pean authorities on neurosis, and it is
from the dreams of neurotics that he
has drawn the larger part of the ma
terial for his dream theories. It would
hardly be fair to interpret the garden
dream of a normal person in the man
ner in which Freud interprets the gar
den dream of his neurotic patient.
In the analysis of another dream in
which flowers appear he traces the
connection to the fact that the day be
fore he had talked with a man named
Gardner and attended a patient named
Flora-which appears quite reason
able.
No nol-mal person need fear to
dream of a garden. In fact, to walk
in a dreamland garden is a form of
exercise most highly recommended by
the mystics. Simply to see a garden in
a dream indicates good fortune ahead;
if you walk in one it is still better. To
take such a stroll indicates much
money and one's business will Increase.
It is a good omen for farmers and sail
ors especially, and to the lover It is a
sign that he will not only marry the
one he loves but will have all sorts of
success in life. But if the garden ap
pears to be weedy and ruinous the
omen is not so good. Havelock Ellis
takes a garden as a symbol of the
ground he has covered in his book,
"The World of Dreams," and says: "I
have cultivated, as far as I care to,
my garden of dreams, and it scarcely
seems to me that it is a large garden.
And yet every path of it, I sometimes
think, might lead to the heart of the
universe."
(Copyright.)
-0--
Even the clearest and most perfect cir
cumstantial evidence is likely to be at
fault, after all, and therefore ought to be
received with great caution. Take the
case of any pencil, sharpened by a wom
an; if you have witnesses, you will find
she did it with a knife; but if you take
simply the aspect of the pencil, you will
say she did it with her teeth.-Mark
Twain.
Company Cake.
This recipe makes two large square
loaves of moist, delicious fruit cake.
If put away in a tin box with a tight
cover it will be Just as good when six
months old as it was when it was
turned out steaming and spicy on the
cake cooler. Do not ice it, as the
brown cake discolors the icing when it
stands. Two scant cupfuls of butter,
three cupfuls of dark brown sugar,
seven eggs, whites and yolks beaten
separately; one pound each of raisins
and currants, three-quarters of a
pound of citron sliced thin,' one-half
cupful of good molasses, one-half cup
ful of sour milk, one tablespoonful of
cinnamon, one teaspoonful of cloves,
one-quarter of a cupful of sour cherry
juice, one teaspoonful of soda, with
four cupfuls of sifted flour. Mix and
beat well. Dust the fruits with flour
and fold in the stiffly beaten whites.
Line a square pan with greased paper
and bake two hours in a moderate
oven. Test with a toothpick. When
cool, wrap in towels and put away in a
tin box.
Buttermilk Cake.
Take one egg and one egg yolk, one
cupful of sugar, one cupful of rich
buttermilk, two tablespoonfuls of
shortening, one teaspoonful of soda,
one-quarter teaspoonful of baking
powder, the same of cloves, one tea
spoonful of cinnamon; salt, raisins and
vanilla. Bake in layers or loaf.
English Tea Cake.
Sift two cupfuls of flour with two
teaspoonfuls of baking powder; beat
two eggs light; add one-quarter cupful
of sugar and one-half cupful of lard
mixed together; add one-quarter cup
ful each of currants and milk. Drop
on baking sheets to make six cakes.
Serve warm with butter.
(Copyrlght, 1920. Western Newspaper Union.)
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love, and.Life
refused-me PLAT
So-now"Iussk
for.nothinq.FOR
IM -SURE.OF
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THAT !!!
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In addition to comfortable salaries.
baseball players are given an annual
trip to California or some other attrac
tive region. That is one reason why
sandlot ambitions do not run toward
the presidency.
Women in Paris are wearing war
paint. In this country women do not
have to resort to such measures to
keep their husbands in subjection.
Men's trousers pressed on the side
rather than the front would never do
in these days of revolving doors.
Sure
Relief
6 BELL-ANS
SHot water
A' Sure Relief
BELL-ANS
FOR INDIGESTION
To abort a cold
and prevent com"
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al O S
The purified and refined
calomel tablets that are
nausealess, safe and sure.
Medicinal virtues retain.
ed and improved. Sold
only in sealed packages.
Price 35c.
Indeed, It Did.
"So they wanted a boy, and it was
a girl."
"Yes, it came a-miss.
MOTHER!
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Child's Best Laxative
Accept "California" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less physic for the little stomach, liver
and bowels. Children love its fruity
taste. Full directions on each bottle
You must say "California."-Adv,.
His Job.
Belle-Do you know what a make
up man does on a newspaper?
Nell-I suppose he puts the pieces
in that tell you how to get a good
complexion.
It's a pity that more of us are not
willing to follow the advice we give
to others.
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TO DEATH
When the body begins to stiffen
and movement becomes painful it
is usually an indication that the
kidneys are out of order. Keep
theme organs healthy by taking
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The world's standard remedy for kidney,
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DEER TALK.
"It's nice," said the Dybowsky deer,
"to have four horns."
"And it's nice," said the Axis deer,
"to have two curved horns in front and
two long ones. Oh, yes, that is very
nice."
"I'm glad," said the Dybowsky deer.
"that I'm not an Australian whistler,
for example."
"And I'm glad I'm not a screech
owl who calls the other birds about to
fight or to play or whatever it is he
does call them for," said the Axis deer.
"I'm glad, too, I'm not a jealous
cockatoe." said the Dybowskl deer,
"or a goat four years old and fully
grown, with the stupid home that he
has, even though he may live long."
"I'm glad," said the Axis deer, "that
I'm not a prairie dog and that I don't
dig holes in the ground where I stay
all winter.
"When the turtles are in the zoo be
cause they are indoors they don't know
that It is winter so they don't go to
bed for the winter any more than the
snakes do.
"And the bears don't sleep for the
winter because they're not allowed to
get a great meal ahead which will last
them for months."
"But." said the Dybowsky deer,
"what makes you talk about the crea
turee who go to bed for the winter
when it is spring? Why don't you talk
of the ones getting up now that spring
has conic?"
"I thought I would be a little differ
ent in my talk," said the Axis deer.
"But I don't mind what we talk about,
do you?"
"Not in the least," said the Dybow
sky deer.
"Then we can talk about anything,"
said the Axis deer.
"We can even talk about nothing,"
said the Dybowsky deer.
"How can we talk about nothing?
If we talked about nothing there would
be no talk."
"Youre' wrong there," said the Dy
bowski deer. "Lots of creatures talk
about nothing, but they talk right
along."
"How?" asked the Axis deer.
'"They talk, but they say nothing
that is worth while. That is how they
talk about nothing. See?"
"Ah, yes," said the Axis deer.
"I'm glad I'm not a lion or a tiger
running for cover. If I were free and
if there were danger then I'd have
to hide."
"Gracious," said the Axis deer, "why
are you glad of so many impossible
things?"
"Well, aren't you?"
"To be sure," said the Axis deer.
"And," said the Dybowsky deer, "rm
just talking to hear myself talk--I
mean. I am talking for the sake of
hearing my voice, not because I have
anything special to say. It isn't be
cause I think my talk is one, as you
might imagine."
"It would take too much imagination
to think that," said the Axis deer.
"I'm not in the least Insulted," said
the Dybowski deer. "But I wouldn't
**g*
"I'm Glad I'm Not a Screech Owl."
have been able to say all these things
I have said if I didn't live in the zoo
and so know something of zoo life."
"Oue thing about your talk I have
liked," said the Axis deer, "is that
you've talked and chatted about other
creatures and you've been glad you
weren't like them, and so have I been,
and yet you haven't said mean things
about themn. As far as that goes,
neither have I."
"Well," said the Dybowsky deer,
"our whole family are supposed to be
rather sweet and gentle--I mean the
whole dcer family. There is a word
which is like our family name which is
spelt differently but which has a nice
meaning I hope we live up to In spite
of the different spelling."
"What Is that?" asked the Axis deer.
"You see," said the Dybowsky dleer.
"the word dear means sornethig very
sweet and nice and, while it is a word
not meaning our family and not mean
ing any animal, till I do believe the
whole deer family have always tried
to be like the word which is just like
their name as far as its pronunciation
goes."
"What does pronunclation mean?"
asked the Axis deer.
"It means the way a word sounds
when it is said. Don't you think we've
all tried to be like the word?"
"I do," said the Axis deer; "it's a
.ice word-that word dear--and I say
let's always try-each one of us-to be
a dear deer. Wouldn't that be nice?"
"It would, and we'll try," said th'e
Dybowsky deer; "yes, even we will
Very Striking.
Mrs. De Jinks-Did you take Willie
:o school, Hezekiah?
Mr. De Jlnks-Yes, I did; and an
excellent school it is. The scholars
are perfect in their deportment and
tie instructor struck me as a man of
ability.
Little Willie-You ought to have
stayed there about an hour and seen
how he struck me.
Nut Without a Shell.
What's the only nut without a shell?
L doughnut.
CALOMEL DANGERi
TOLD BY DO
Says You Cannot Gripe, Sicken, or Salivate Y
You Take "Dodson's Liver Tone" Inst
Calomel loses you a day! You know
what calomel is. It's mercury; quick
silver. Calomel is dangerous. It
crashes into sour bile like dynamite,
cramping and sickening you. Calomel
attacks the bones and should never be
put into your system.
When you feel bilious, sluggish,
constipated and all knocked out and
believe you need a dose of dangerous
calomel just remember that your drug
gsit sells for a few cents a large bot
tle of Dodson's Liver Tone, which is
The man who takes himself serious
ly usually marries a woman who
doesn't. -",p~ gr*'*
STOMACH GOOD AS
NEW. FOUR DOC
TORS GAVE HER UP
Mrs. Hendricks, Bedfast Five Months,
Was Able to Work in
Two Weeks.
"I was sick last winter for five months
with stomach and bowel trouble. Could
not turn myself in bed without help. I -
was under the care of four doctors, and
they gave me up. Then Mr. Mills, the
druggist, persuaded my husband to try a
bottle of Milks Emulsion. I had only
taken it two days until I was sitting up
in bed, and in two weeks I was doing my
own work. When I began taking it I
weighed only 70 pounds: now I weigh 190
pounds."-Mrs. Mary Hendricks, 900 Litch.
field Road,. Owensboro, Ky.
Thousands of people who have suffered
for years from stomach and bowel
troubles have found relief almost from
the first dose of Milks Emulsion. And it
is real, lasting benefit.
Milks Emulsion is a pleasant, nutritive
food and a corrective medicine. It re
stores healthy, natural bowel action, do
ing away with all need of pills and phys
ics. It promotes appetite and quickly
puts the digestive organs in shape to as
similate food. As a builder of flesh and
strength Milks Emulsion is strongly rec
ommended to those whom sickness has p
weakened and is a powerful aid in resist- a
ing and repairing the effects of wasting
diseases. Chronic stomach trouble and
constipation are promptly relieved-usu
ally in one day.
This is the only solid emulsion made,
and so palatable that it is eaten with a
spoon like ice cream. '
No matter how severe your case, you B
are urged to try Milks Emulsion under b
this guarantee-Take six bottles home
with you, use it according to directions, h
and if not satisfied with the results your 11
money will be promptly refunded. Price
50c and $1.20 per bottle. The Milks Emul
sion Co., Terre Haute, Ind. Sold by drug
gista everywhere.-Adv. ti
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GAVE AMATEUR "SOFT" PART
B
Pompous Individual Duly Awarded
Him "Place in the Sun," as He A
Had Requested.
The Swamptoh Dramatic society
wanted their annual performance to
be a success, so they engaged a pro- M
fessional from London to arrange it w
all. As soon as this gentleman ap- st
peared one of the amateurs tackled di
him. yi
"I must have a role to suit me," he ai
began pompously. "I always play one is
of the principal parts in our shows, bi
and so far I've been most successful." K
"Excuse me," interposed the pro- ai
fessional, "but you must allow me to T
be the judge of the most suitable ei
cast." In
The first rehearsal occurred a few
days later. When the cast was read a1
out the pushing amateur found he had ly
been left out altogether. cl
"Why have I not got a part?" he be
demanded angrily. m
"You have a part, all right," re- w
plied the producer. "You are to be bi
the first banana in the fruit-market tt
scene."-London Answers. he
A Solo Part, hi
Paula-I had a charming call from o1
Mr. Jollyboy last night. t
May-What did he talk about?
Paula-Why, he just sat and listened hi
to me. He never opened his month.
When a man blushes a woman is apt he
to wonder whether he's a lobster. tc
Try Postum
Instead of Coffee {
at the family table for a week
or two and see if everyone
doesn't relish the change.
Postum Cereal
a drink of delicious flavor
--should be boiled fully
fifteen minutes to bring
out its full-bodied richness.
Better health and comfort
usually follow a change
from coffee to Postum.
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Don't take calomel f .I
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which straightens you
makes you feel fine:. e
children because it is
less and doesn't grips. y
After you eat--a
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Has that
hcorice
Honestly, don't you
people who do not agree
wrong?
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Of the little ills and
Toothache, nervous
ness agywhere may be
by applying Vacher
harmless. Keep it hast
Imitations.
If you cannot buy V
cally, send 30c in stagP
to E. W. Vacher, Ile.,
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BABOON PUT TO US
As Shepherds, the Ani
to Develop Traits
Almost Humea{
I have often wondered,
W. C. Scully in the Ati
why more baboons are so
shepherds. The creature
develop an absorbing a
young animals, human or
are placed in their charge,
is a well-authenticated
baboon taking charge of A
Kafir infant, and guardt
and day for more than
The simian foster parent
every necessary function
ing the child.
Several baboons have
as shepherds. In a case tha
ly himself observed the, b
charge of several hundred
became passionately atta
members of the flock, and
with them all day long at
brought them back to th.,
the evening. His only fault
herd was the outcome of
Ncitude; if he heard the
baboons in the distance it
of the day, he would at
the sheep, and with every
of the livellest terror h
home.
For theman who can pay
honestly acquired coin the
too good.