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iibr^an CLiiu Kclûrtu !\ibi;sned daily «xcept Sunday. C. E KING. Manager. rates OP SUBSCRIPTION Year in advance ........$4.00 Months in advance ....... 2.00 Months in advance .. Month .............. Week .............. 1.00 .40 .10 Rates of Readers, Notices, Cards *f Thanks, Obituaries, etc: Per line first issue ......... 6c Subsequent issues ...... 2%c Entered as second class mail mat ter at the Postoffice of Morgan City, TO ONE WHO ROASTED By Amelia Josephine Burr of the Vigilante*. You think it is an alms, all that we Give? You talk of Belgium, France and Liberty A* if they were our pensioners? Oh blind! We missed our chance of magnani mity. Father say humbly that we fight wi;h France And liberty. The time is long since past When we could say we fought them alone. There is too real an enemy of our for Against whose armoured breast we bend our lance. Say that we see at last Our danger, that we are at last afraid, But dare not claim as ours the mar tyr's palm That ruined Belgium on God's altar laid. We have been wise in time. No other balm For what we bear have we a right to claim. Save us, O God, from pride—lest we remind The nations of our shame. PRESBYTERIAIf CHURCH Sunday School at 10 A. M. Morning Services at 11 A. M. Christian Endeavor at 6:45 P. M. Evening Service at 7:45 P. M. CARD OF THANKS I take this means of thanking the Odd Fellows, W. O. W. and the many friends who so kindly assisted me during the illness and death of my late husband, R. E. Todd. Mrs. R. E. Todd. fcÛ' r * - ARCADE TONIGHT Wilfred Lucas appears as James Barclay, the governor, and Elda Mil' lar ia Sylvia Marlowe in the new Triangle play "Her Excellency the Governor." Barclay ia very much in love with Sylvia, an attractive young lawyer, and he asks her to marry him. He is i#fused, not because she does not care for him, but because she senses that his political aspirations and life are changing his character and de stroying his ideals. Keller, a crook ed politician, to whose influence Barclay owes his success, wants him to veto a child labor law. Against Sylvia's wishes he yields to Keller and vetoes the bill. Sylvia breaks with Barclay and is elected lieutenant governor on the suffrage ticket. After a short time in the office war becomes imminent, and the president asks for appropria tions of men and |unds from each state. A big appropriation bill is drawn up, and Keller is instructed to see that Barclay vetoes the measure. The play comes to a surprising cli max when Sylvia plays her trump card and brings the man she loves to his senses. CONVENT SCHOOL OPENS WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 5, 1917 The classes in the Academy of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, will be re sumed on Wednesday, Sept. 5th. The cirriculum includes all branch es of useful knowledge that are taught in any modern commercial chool. Bookkeeping and mathe are given special emphasis, following are also taught wheiT^Mfcjjuested; Music, shorthand, typewrf The SisterS hope that the boys and (juris of Morgan City will show up nicely swelling the ranks of their Convent School, thus showing their love for Religion and Sisterhood which has done much for them in the *st. '^V_____ Dr. Wilson has been on the sick list for a day or so, not able to at tend to his business. The Parish Teachers will .hold an institute at Franklin on September 3rd and 4th. it TRIPPING UP IT Job Is Done to Entire Satisfac tion of His Hearers. Splnner of Yams, Always More R» markable Than Those Told by Others, Is Beaten at His Own Game. Sour John Marvin glanced out of the window of the shop where he was mak ing an afternoon call. "Cy Pelton la headed this way," he announced, "and I will make a prediction. If anyone here present ventures to speak of any thing ont of the ordinary that be has beard or read about, Cy will follow with something In the same line, only a little more remarkable, that be ha* been an eyewitness of, end bell be sure to place It In some place pretty far from this town. But Cy Pelton needn't flatter himself that he ever fools me. I have sense enough to know that he always makes np his story as he goes along, and I live In hopes of seeing him tripped np some day." At that momeat the door opened and the reputed spinner' of "yarns" walked In. At his heels came Unde Noah Briggs, the acknowledged oldest In habitant. 'Tve Just been reading an inter esting piece about Abraham Lincoln." Unde Nonh began, as he accepted the easiest chair. "When he was a young man clerk ing In a store, someone stumped him one day to pick np a barrel of mm off the floor and hold It np to his mouth and drink out of the bunghole; and he did It. But after he laid the barrel down again, he spit every drop of the liquor out of his mouth. That goes to show how strong Mr. Lincoln was in his arms nnd. also how strong temperance he was." Uncle Noah would have continued, but he made a fatal pause, and Cyrus Pelton got the floor. "I had an uncle, on my mother's side," he said, "that I guess was full as strong In his arms as ever Mr. Lin coln was, and even stronger In tem perance. He was a blacksmith in the town of Industry. "One time, when I was a small boy, Hiram Quint, one of Uncle Life's near neighbors, was building a big barn, and he had asked a lot of men to the rais ing. "In those days almost everyone j drank hard cider, and thonght nothing of It, but Uncle Life was dead set against it. When he came along that day and saw the big barrel of elder that Mr. Quint bad provided for re freshment, he says. 'Hiram, your rais ing would come on fall as well, and some chaps here would be better off, If you would carry that elder down to the brook and dump It.' T saw Hlrnm wink at the bystand ers, and says he, Tn hardly strong enough. But If yon are,' says he, •you're at liberty to do It.* "All right,' says Uncle Life, and he made for hla blacksmith shop. In few minutes back he came, bringing a horseshoe that he had hammered ont in such a way that he could make the heel calks fit into the bnnghole of the barrel as It lay there on the gronnd. Then, with the horseshoe as a handle, he lifted that barrel of cider as If It had been a carpetbag and carried it to the brook and emptied It" Now, if yon will give me a chance I should like to put In a word," said Uncle Noah, with a show of lmpa tience. "It so happened that I was at the raising of Hiram Qnlnt'a barn.' T didn't know that you were ac quainted In the town of Industry," said Cyrus In evident surprise. John Marvin's eyes sparkled. "So there was such a raising," he said. Well, that bears out Cy*s story, so far. 1 suppose the rest of It was equally correct, Uncle Noah?' "No, It wasn't,' replied the old man emphatically; whereupon one of John Marvin's rare smiles lighted up his grim features. Now, I always try to be accurate, said Cyrus, hitching uneasily In his chair. "but I was only a little shaver at the time, and mebbe my recollection Is a little at fault." "No. you were wrong, Cy," said Uncle Noah firmly. "When yon broke In on me, I was about to tell the story, and tell It as 'twns. It wasn't a barrel of cider that your uncle carried down nnd dumped In the brook in the way and manner that you described it. It was two barrels of elder—one in each hand."—Youth's Companion. ! The Alamo. The Alamo Is a mission church at San Antonio, In what Is now Bexar county, Texas. In 1836 it was occu pied by about 150 of the revolutionists In the Mexican war. Though attacked by 4,000 Mexicans under Santa Ana, the Texans held It from February 23 to March 6, when Santa Ana took it by storm. All but seven of the garrison perished, six of these being murdered after their surrender, and one man escaping to report the affair. In this garrison were the celebrated David Crockett and Col. James Bowie, In ventor of the bowie knife. The mem ory of this massacre became an in citement to the Texans in subsequent encounters, and "Remember the Ala mo !" became a war cry In their strug gle for freedom. Efficiency. Willis—Bump has a very up-to-date office. Gillls—-Yes. He has one of these office systems where you can find Just what you want whan you don't, want it by looking where it wouldn't be if you did want it—Life. l 1 3 \ IViSUDSANI) NOTICES FOR SALE—5 room residence on lot 50x100 on North Front Street, opposite Drackett's Shipyard. Has been rented constantly for past four years. Price $1,500, part cash, bal ance or. good notes. Address B. F. BEADLE, 1741 Elm St., Lake Charles, La. lm. j n j s h e d SEE I. W. SURANCE. PADDOCK FOR 1N Nice Furnished Rooms and Board $1.00 per day or $7.00 per week— Mrs. C. B. Lawrence, So. R. R. Ave. BOY WANTED—White or color ed to serve as yard boy. Must know how to milk and work in garden. Ajs ply at Review office. For electric»! work of any kind, especially house wiring. Apply to Chas. E. Delas. Phone 141. 3wks. 100 Bedsteads from $2.50 to $15. Dressers, Washstands and Armoirs for half their value.—All at the Funny Window—DO NOT FORGET we buy anything—Ah, YES the bar ber shop is there also. PEOPLES SUPPLY CO. Dalton Building. FOR RENT Double House—six rooms on side, with bath. Remodeled and painted through—like new house . Would also answer for rooming or board ing house. Apply to JOHN DALTON, SR. Our A. D. S. line is complete. Peoples Drug Store. Phone 6. ! MONEY TO LEND ON REAL ES TATE SECURITY—ST. MARY BUILDING ASSOCIATION. lmo. FOR RENT: Rooms for 1 or 2 men. Modern. $10 per month for one; $14.00 for two roomers. Phone] 278. tf ROOMS FOR RENT Nicely fur- j cool, close-in, modern. $10 month. Two person can use and di vide expense. Phone 45. lm. FOR SALE—4 Cylinder Eagle j Gas Engine. About 24 H. P. Good Condition. C.hapman-Storm Lumber Co. lmo WANTED—A chance to preve to the housownroa of Morgan City that wa can supply them with the finaat freak grovaciea at attractive prices. Wa also soil kltchoa waro and earth Phono 17. Jno. Dolton Co. If yon have • house or rooms for light housekeeping try a little want ad. in THE REVIEW. If you do not want your name advertised THE REVIEW will take care of the home, JITNEY Day and Night Serve# WALLACE DITCH Office Phone 31. Res. Phone 66 CARPENTERS TOOLS FOR SALE: Every article as good as new. Finest brands and in fine chest. Tools and chest worth $50.00. Will sell quick for cash at $30.00. Following tools and implements; 2 No. 12 Spring Steel Diston Cross cut saws; 1 rip, same quality; 1 Stanley steel jack plane; 1 Stanley wood jack plane; 1 draw knife; 4 screw drivers; 1 Yankee rächet driver; 1 tri-square; 1 bevel square; l spirit level; 2 chisels; 2 rächet braces; 4 auger bits; 2 cabinet rasps; 2 rules; 2 50-ft. tapes; 1 com pass saw; 2 hammers; 1 hatchet; 1 "scout" axe; 2 adjustable alliga tors; 1 "S" wrench; 1 small Stilson; 3 prs. pliers; 1 set 6-inch blocks; 4 imlet bits; 1 fine tool chest. See C. E. King at The Review Office or telephone 278. tf. RAILROAD TIME TABLE WESTWARD \ T 0. 5 Lve......... a m Vo. 7 Lve........... 3:13 p m No. 9 Lve.......... a. rr No. ]1 Lve.......... 11 :03 P rr No. 1 Arr........... P n EASTWARD No. 12 Lve........... o a. rr. No. 8 Lve.......... 4 :48 a rr. No. 2 Arr........... 7 :47 a rr. Lve........... 7:57 a. n> No. 6 Arr........... 1:12 p n Lve.......... 1:22 p m Vo 10 Lve........... 3:46 p TTi MW — - ***** m ' Dr. J. ClaroncR Berwick Physician and Surgeon Office hours 9-1 a. m.; 4-6 p Office at the Peoples Drug Co posité New Depot. Calls answerec iav or night. Office phone No. .' Residence 321, Morgan City, La Op on F. HIS CREED OF LIFE By MYRTLE CRAIG. Stephen was not a woman hater, al though of late he was supposed to have little use for the fair sex. Per haps Eleanor Davidson had something to do with it. This idea was not a little re enforced when he gave up his well furnished bachelor apartments in town and retired to the solitude of the coun try, where the family farm had lain in idleness for many years. He sent for Viola Fillister, his little niece, whose mother was dead and whose father was an officer in the army. Viola was for company; also e salve to con science. So he took Viola, and Jake and Sal ly, the servants, and went to Rose* boro, bought a dozen gray flannel shirts, a tractor and some other things and went to work. His plowing and sowing done, he tnrned his attention to the vegetable garden. Spring was advancing—and after all this was the part of the work be liked. He laid out fonr acres planting beans of every variety, peas early and late, lettuce, radishes, on ions, cucumbers, tomatoes, corn, ev erything a self-respecting garden could wish. One day Viola, who was watching] him, remarked : "Why don't you put in some flowers, Uncle Steve?" "They take too much time, dear. Be sides, they aren't useful like vege tables." "You could sell them and get just as much money for them, couldn't j youT' "Perhaps. But it isn't money I want, little girl. I like to have the! feeling that I'm producing something 1 that will help the world along. Do; you know what I'm going to do with all this stuff? I'm going to send it all ; to one of the training camps. Won't j It be wonderful to think we're helping to feed the army?'' "Oh, yes, Uncle Steve," she cried, fired by his enthusiasm. "I wish there was something I could do. You said the other day that everybody In the world should be useful." He was thoughtful a minute, then: "How would you like me to buy you a pony and a little cart, dear—all your own, you know? We'll have a red cross on the side, and when this stuff j grows up you can take the best of the j things and sell them to the bouses near town every day and get money to send away. Wouldn't you feel useful then?" "Oh, Uncle Steve, I'd love it. That'» a lot better than wasting time on flowers, isn't It?" a bit wistfully. "I think so, dear. You and I shall be what they call 'producers.' It's what the world needs." Summer came. The garden began to bear and the day came when Viola, full of Importance, was to make her first trip. Prince, the Shetland pony, and the little wicker cart were adorned with Red Cross flags, and she proudly helped Steve to lift tn the bas kets of fresh, crisp greens. The little cavalcade returned at twelve, waving Its banners trium phantly, with empty baskets and over $6 in the purse. "Oh, Uncle Steve, it's jnst grand, and they paid me more than I asked, and I'm to go every day. I'll have thirty dollars, or maybe forty dollars to send this week. Why, I feel like a queen 1" "It's better than flowers, isn't It, Viola 7" "Y—yes I I guess it is. But oh. Uncle Steve, I was in the most beau tiful garden today, and there was the most beautiful lady digging in it She said she knew you, too. I think her name was Miss Eleanor Davidson." "You were at the Davidsons', then 1" quickly. "Yes, I was at the Davidsons', and I wish you could see the flowers—roses and marguerites and poppies and peo nies, and everything! I just thought I could never come away. And see the armful she gave me! She's the nicest person I ever knew—and the prettiest I" The rest. of the day Stephen was preoccupied and restless. He had thought that he had successfully killed the growing passion for the girl he liad accused of being frivolous. A week passed—days of glory for Viola. And then she was hurt. It wasn't much. Prince upset the cart and threw the little girl out. A pass ing limousine picked her up and took her to the hospital in town, and they sent for Stephen. "Darling, It's all my fault," he said. "I shouldn't have let you go." "But it's all right, Uncle Steve. Prince didn't mean to do it, and I'll be better tomorrow. Do you see all the pretty flowers? Who do you sup pose brought them? Miss Eleanor! And. do you know, she comes every day with whole bushels for the little children In the wards, and you'd think she was an angel the way they love her, the nurse says. I was Just think ing, Uncle Steve, wouldn't you call that being useful?" "Yes, dear, very!" huskily. And then Eleanor herself came in. "You're lucky to have her, Stephen," she said. "She's a dear child." "I am lucky." he assented. "But— we were just thinking we'd like to have another person in the firm. Could you consider it, Eleanor, do you think?" Eleanor flushed consciously. 'Td love to come," she said, "if you're sure you want me." And Viola wondered what they were talking about. j j ! i ! j j ; j I I he the of to the last (Copyright, 1 S 17 , by the McClure Newspa eer Syndicate.) X5he Evangeline Theatre Cool and Roomy House, Comfortable Chairs and Good Maà Tonight Bluebird P Harris An* ■ne A ■en ve e * r sion o< Mary Keep Your Feel Süll With Dainty Elia. Haii As Mary in "Her Souls Inspiration" The Story of a $*irl born with music in her feet The moet hum natural, and inspiring photoplay over presented to the public In addition One Good Comedy Six Reels in All Price 5 and IQ ch Tomorrow Night JESSIEIL. lasky Presents LOUISE HUFF and JACK P1CKF0RD IN " FRECKLES From the book by Gene Stratton Porter a lasky;paramount j I 1 ; j Amber Lights for Beauty. The electrician of a New York hotel has discovered the secret of making the homely woman look attractive and j the pretty woman look like a dream, j The trick is amber lights. The roof ! garden of the hotel is decorated with i these lights, and they make everybody ! look like peaches and cream. "My j dear, you look simply wonderful to j night," exclaimed a tall, slender, blonde ; woman dressed in filmy white. "And j you were never more beautiful," re I sponded the other, a brunette, as they I passed each other on their way to the tables. "How does she manage It?" continued the first, .venting herself with an escort, who was attired in immacu late evening clothes. "She really looks quite charming. And she isn't, you know." "Amber lights." explained the man ns he scanned the menu. "It's a trick of the decorators, and it is a pity \ more places don't npply It, for the ! sake of ns men. at least Roof gar dens would be overcrowded if all the women could be transformed into beau ties by the use of the amber lights." Napoleon as a Cadet When Napoleon was a young cadet he went On one occasion to witness the ascent of a balloon In the Champ de Mare. He entered, nnperceived, the lndosore which contained the balloon, which wa* then very nearly fall and about to ascend, and requested the aeronaut to allow him to enter the car. The request however, was re fused, the reason given being that the feelings of the boy might embarrass the aeronaut "Though I am young, I fear neither the powers of earth nor of the air !" Bonaparte I« reported to have exclalme^. On being requested to retire, the little cadet enraged at the refusal, drew his sword, and, slit ting the balloon in several places, de stroyed the apparatus which had been constructed with Infinite labor and In genuity. Such was Napoleon's first and last attempt to ascend In a balloon. Tin Cans Were Valuable Then. It Is within the memory of many people on the farms that there was a time when tin cans were not too plen tiful. Now and then canned goods were bought, and for the empty cans plenty of uses were found. For in stance, tomato plants were started In them, standing In the sunny kitchen window long before the garden was clear of snow ; they were convenient GOOD PROVIDER S FAMILY The BEST FED WAft, Army fr* WINS bull J* Al • f ** % > ion ,tiàve always lect. Are /those, my^on.. t h^t'are best, fed Î Saturday Creamery Butter _ j UC, Ui.u For Ci « aeiv O V - tf u er Jack's Store for holding paint when a small jot had to be done, nnd the small boys treasured them for holding their b&i: for those adventurous and ever-tobe remembered fishing excursions of early summer. About all the tin cans »hat came to n farmhouse twenty-five or thirty years ago were put to good use. price of copper is now so high, mon than 50 cents a pound, that a snbsö tute is needed In decorative metal Humanity's Lengthened Ufa Fifty years ago the averag* kaffl of human life in the United iWd was In the neighborhood of tHrtp four yearn. Today the average A nib can citizen lives to be forty-live pm of age. And fifty years from ** the average human life will law lengthened to almost sixty yean. All of this gain In lengthened 111* is due to the practice of disease |*e ventlon. And If the world would pd Into practice all that Is known of dir ease prevention today, the life of ensj the present generation might N. lengthened by a dozen years or so. A Question. "The Hindoos have some queer cur toms. The women wear strings of gold coins and many bangles. One fe male will frequently carry all the fsm ily wealth." . "Are we so very different?" Inquired Flubdub, indicating a display of payment diamond* that was going W' Substitute for Copper. The use of soft steel and iron u a partial substitute for copper in the manufacture of decorative metals il being experimented with in the depart ment of manual arts at the University of Wisconsin. For years it has been traditional for decorative metal products to be made wholly or In large part of copper, brae or some other alloy of copper. The The kind of steel and Iron required In this kind of work costs at praat 14 cents a pound. In many respect this steel Is as good, if not better, toll copper. It works easily, wean * well, is not discolored or oxidised if quickly, and for many uses la (Ml stronger than copper. R laeka ill red-gold luster, but can be given • stiver-hned burnish, or can be decent ed with paints.—University of Wtocca sin Bulletin. CARBON PAPER AND STENCILI MORGAN CITY REVIEW