The patriot., May 17, 1918, Morning, Image 5

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WOMAN'S NERVES
MADE STRONG
By Lydia £. Pinkham's
Veget able Com pound.
Winona, Minn. —"I suffered for more
than a year from nervousness, and was
so bad I could not
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rest at night—
would lie awake and
get so nervous I
would have to get
up and walk around
and in the morning
would be all tired
out I read about
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
>und and thought
would try it My
nervousness soon
left me. I sleep
well and feel fine in the morning ana
able to do my work. I gladly recom
mend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to make weak nerves
strong."—Mrs. Albert Sltltze, 603
Olmstead St, Winona, Minn.
How often do we hear the expression
among women, "I am so nervous, I can«
not sleep," or "it seems as though I
should fly." Such women should profit
by Mrs. Sultze's experience and give
this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, a trial.
For forty years it has been overcom
ing such serious conditions as displace
ments, inflammation, ulceration, irreg
ularities, periodic pains, backache, diz
ziness, and nervous prostration of
women, and is now considered the stan
dard remedy for such ailments.
Rheumatism
Relief-25c.
Nature's Remedy (NR Tablets), Are
Helping Thousands Who Tried Ex
pensive Things Without Result
It's Guaranteed.
Th?re are three vital processes of
human existence,—the digestion of
food, the extraction of nourishment
from it and the elimination of waste.
Poor digestion and assimilation
means failure to derive full nourish
ment from food and that In turn often
means impoverished blood, weakness,
anemia, etc. Poor elimination means
an accumulation of waste matter
Which poisons the body, lowers vitality,
decreases the power of resistance to
disease and leads to the development
of many serious Ills.
Rheumatism,—due to some"" inter
ference with the process of elimina
tion, failure to get rid of certain body
poisons,—cannot be expected to yield
to any medicine that fails to correct
the condition responsible for it. Could
any reasonable person expect to rid
himself of rheumatic pain as long as
rheumatic poison Is allowed to remain
In the body.
Think of thlst • It explains the suc
cess of Natures Remedy (NR Tablets)
In so many cases where other
medicines have failed. Thousands are
using NR Tablets every day and get
ting relief. Why pay five or ten
times as much for uncertain things?
A 25c box of Nature's Remedy (NR
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Tablets), containing enough to last
twenty-five days,—must help you,
must give you prompt relief and sat
isfactory benefit or cost you nothing.
Nature's Remedy Is not only for
the relief of rheumatism. It im
proves digestion, tones the liver, reg
ulates kidney and bowel action. Im
proves the blood and cleanses the
system. You've trie«} the expensive
medicines and doctors, now make the
real test You'll get results this time.
Just try It Nature's Remedy (NR
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The longest periods In a small boy's
life are those between meals.
Ml ATTACK OF BBIP
USUALLY LEAVES KIDNEYS
IN WEAKENED CONDITION
Doctors in all parts of the country have
been kept busy with tbs epidemic of grip
which has visited so many homes. The
lymptoms of grip this year are often very
iiatreesing and leave the system in a run
down condition, particularly the kidneys
which seem to suffer moot, as almost every
victim complains of lame back and urin
ary troubles which should not be neglect
ed, as these danger signals often lead to
dangerous kidney troubles. Druggists
report a large sale on Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root which so many people say
soon heals and strengthens the kidneys
after an attack of grip. Swamp-Root,
Oeing an herbal compound, has a gentle
healing effect on the kidneya, which is al
most immediately noticed in most cases
by those who try it. Dr. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y., offer to send a «am
ple size bottle of Swamp-Root, on receipt
si ten cents, to every sufferer who re
quests it. A trial will convince anyone
who may be in need of it. Regular medi
um and large sise bottles, for sale at
all druggists. Be sore to mention thia
paper.— Adv.
Without doubt the best way to get
rich quick 19 to go slow.
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ARE A COMPLETE, POWERFUL
SELF-SUPPORTING ARMY.
ALLIES STRATEGY EXPLAINED
German Commander, Seeing How
Nearly He Is Delivering Himself to
Allied Reserve, Has Been Com
pelled To Call a Halt.
Ottawa.—So confident is the enten
te of its ability to withstand any drive
the Germans can launch that it has
been decided not to use the American
army until it become a complete and
powerful force, according to a cable
summary of operations on the West
ern front, received here from the War
Committee of the British cabinet.
"The position now is," said the
summary," that the Germans, deter
mined to concentrate every available
unit on one enormous offensive, are
draining their country dry to force a
decision before It is too late, while the
entente are so confident that if they
were given the choice of a small im
mediate American army for defense
or waiting till they are reinforced by
a complete powerful, self-supporting
American army, they have chosen the
latter.
"To the sledge-hammer uses of
masses of men by the enemy the al
lies are opposing the strategy of meet
ing the blow with the smallest force
capable of standing up to the shock,
while keeping the strongest reserve
possible. Troops in the wings are
permitted to give ground within lim
its whenever the enemy has been
made to pay a greater price than the
ground is worth, the whole aim being
to reduce the enemy to such a state
of exhaustion that our reserve, at the
right moment, can restore the situa
tion."
"The German commander, seeiDg
how nearly he is delivering himself to
the allied reserve, has been compelled
to accept temporary failure and call a
halt. His position is tactically expos
ed in two dangerous salients on wa
ter-logged ground. His countrymen
are dangerously dissatisfied at the
immense pice paid for his failure to
terminate their sufferings. His allies
are cn the verge of quarreling and
dally exhibit their growing dislike and
distrust of the taskmaster who robs
them of their lives and food.
"His reserves have nearly reached
complete exhaustion. Those of the
Franco-British are still in being,
while the American preparations d-i
velop. The time draws closer when
defeat is inevitable. Therefore, he
must renew the offensive. His prepa
rations proceed feverishly, but It takes
months properly to organize such an
offensive. He must be satisfied with
what he can do in weeks. We may,
therefore, expect a renewed, furious
onslaught before long. The enemy is
so committed to his strategical plans
that we may await his main blow on
the Arras-Amiens front while neces
sity compels him to Improve his posi
tion in the Lys sector.
Queen Marie To Resist.
Amsterdam. — Queen Marie of Ru
mania, according to German newspa
pers, has publicly announced that she
will never recognize the peace treaty
between Rumania and Germany. Her
majesty says she would rather abdi
cate than reign over a country under
German rule. The queen's children
are of the same opinion, and they
never lose an opportunity, the news
papers add, to insult the Germans in
Rumania.
Anarchists Give Battle.
Zurich. — Kiev newspapers receiv
ed here describe an all-day battle be
tween the anarchists and the Bolshe
vik! at Moscow, resulting from the
imprisonment of 400 anarchists in the
Kremlin. The fighting was caused by
a refusal of the anarchists to surren
der great quantities of munitions and
machine guns. The Bolshevik forces
stormed the places where the muni
tions were stored.
Fire At a University.
Lawrence, Kan.—Fire of undeter
mined origin partly destroyed the
Fowler shops, where students in engi
neering and mechanics at the Univer
sity of Kansas receive instruction.
The loss was placed at $40,000. Most
of the machinery was saved. Univer
sity authorities suspect Incendiarism.
Senator Lodge Sued.
Boston. — Alexander Bannwert,
formerly a professional baseball play
er, filed suit here for $20,000 damages
against Senator Henry Cabot Lodge,
with whom he had a fist fight In
Washington in April, 1917.
Smoke Cards in France.
Paris. — The issuance of tobacco
cards was approved in principle by
the cabinet. The card will be delivered
to male consumers more than 16 years
old. Each consumer must name tho
dealer whom he intends to patronise.
Air Pottage Bill Pasted.
Washington. — The House passed
the Senate bill authorizing postal
rates for airplane mail service not to
exceed 24 cents an ounce, The bill
ftp- £^3 to the president. ^
A CHILD DOESN'T
LAUGH AND PLAY
IF CONSTIPATED
LOOK, MOTHER! IS TONGUE
COATED, BREATH FEVERISH
AND STOMACH SOUR?
'CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIG8"
CAN'T HARM TENDER STOM
ACH, LIVER, BOWELS.
A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sour. 0
Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, or your child Is listless, cross,
feverish, breath bad, restless, doesn't
ent heartily, full of cold or has sore
throat or any other children's ail
ment, give a teaspoonful of "Cali
fornia Syrup of Figs," then don't
worry, because it is perfectly harm
less, and in a few hours all this con
stipation poison, sour bile and fer
menting waste will gently move out of
the bowels, and you have a well, play
ful child again. A thorough "inside
cleansing" Is oftimes all that is neces
sary. It should be the first treatment
given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask your druggist for a bottle of "Cal
ifornia Syrup of Figs," which has
full directions for babies, children of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Look carefully
and see that it is made by the "Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Company."—Adv.
Father and Son.
"I don't know but I'll get into this
war myself before it's over," mused
Farmer Corntossel.
"Wouldn't that be finei" exclaimed
his wife. "Maybe you an' Josh would
lie in the same company."
"It wouldn't do. Josh has had too
much start in the chance for promo
tion. Like as not he'd be under the
painful necessity of disciplinin' me fur
not speakin' respectful to my superior
officer."
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State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas
County— sa.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney
& Co., doing business In the City of To
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use of
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence, this 6th day of December,
A. D. 188«.
(Seal) A. W. Gleason, Notary Public.
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is tak
en Internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Druggists, 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
In No Condition to Slide.
A woman passed a group of chil
dren and overheard them taunt a little
fellow because he would not slide down
a coping like the rest of them were
doing.
One little fellow said, "You are
afraid to slide down."
The lad replied, "I guess you
wouldn't want to slide down, either, If
you were me, who's already had six
spankings this morning."
WHAT EVERY WOMAN KNOWS.
Every woman takes great pride in
having her home well kept, in having
the family wash done early In the
week. Good bluing is needed even
more than good soap. Be sure to use
Red Cross Ball Blue.—Adv.
Blocked the Move.
"I thought you told me you were go
ing to break up housekeeping."
"We did Intend to, but the cook re
fused to leave."—Boston Transcript.
GROVE'S BABY BOWEL MEDICINE
This valuable and harmless Baby Medicine is composed of the following:
BISMUTH, LIME, PEPSIN AND CATECHU WITH PURE SIMPLE SYRUP
Bismuth is healing to the mucous membrane of the stomach; the Lime neutralizes the acid where there is a sour
stomach; the Pepsin digests any indigestible food that may be in the stomach, and the Catechu acts as a mild astringent
to control the bowels where there is a disposition to Dysentery, Diarrhoea, Flux or Sick Stomach.
GROVE'S BABY BOWEL MEDICINE is not a patent medicine. We give the ingredients and tell the effect of
each ingredient so that you can judge for yourself.
SPECIAL NOTICE.—This preparation does not contain Morphine or Opium in any form and we don't advocate
the giving of Opiates unless it is absolutely necessary.
RELIEVES For Dyspeptics who are AIDS
SOUR STOMACH Troubled with Sour Stomach DIGESTION
It Relieves Stomach and Bowel Trouble and is Just as Good for Adults as for Children
We have numerous letters on file from parties claiming that this preparation relieved their babies of Chronic
Dysentery, where everything else had failed and where they had been troubled in this way for several years. Children
like to take it
For sale by all Dealers in Drugs.
Made and recommended to the public by PARIS MEDICINE CO, Manufacturers of LAXATIVE BROMO
QUININE and GROVES TASTELESS CHILL TONIC. St Louis, Mo.
FRECKLES
Now I« the Time to Get Rid of These Ugly Spot*
There's no longer the slightest need of feeling
ashamed of your freckles, as Othlne—double
strength—is guaranteed to remore these homely
spots.
Simply get an ounce of Othlne—double
strength—from your druggist, and apply a little
of It night and morning and you should soon see
that eren the worst freckles have begun to dis
appear, while the lighter ones have vanished en
tirely. It Is seldom that more than one ounce
Is needed to completely clear the skin and gain
a beautiful clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength Othlne.
as this Is sold under guarantee of money back
If It falls to remove freckles.—Adv.
A Square Meal.
Some American soldiers In the
trenches were discussing the food sit
uation when one said: "Just think of
it, potatoes, steak, butter, honey, fruit,
pie, and two eggs."
Another soldier reminded him that
such a feed was not to be had at any
price.
"Why," said the first, "It's not to
eat it's to think about."
COULD HARDLY
GET HER BREATH
On Account of Tight, Smothering
Feeling, Caused From Aching
Lump in Stomach. Black
Draught Relieved This
Lady.
Kings Mountain, Ky.—Mrs. Belle
Jenkins, of this town, says: "For
about four years I suffered with stom
ach trouble. It seemed like a lump
formed ii. my stomach and I could
hardly g«t my breath for the tight,
smothering feeling. This lump, or
whatever it was, ached constantly. I
couldn't sleep at night. I had no appe
tite and I began falling off. I am nat
urally a large woman but Just weighed j
135 lbs. I got so nervous I felt I could
not stand it any longer. I knew In my •
condition I could not live long.
We had one doctor, he said 'indigos- 1
tion.' I took medicine from him, but
it did not seem to help me any. We
had another doctor. He said it was I
'neuralgia of the stomach.' I took his j
medicine, still there was that aching
lump. Finally the doctor decided it \
might be a decayed tooth, and advised j
me to have my teeth drawn, which I
did. I didn't get any better.
One night my husband brought home
a sample of Black-Draught. I had been
unusually restless. I took the sample
next morning. I told him I believed I
felt better. He brought home a pack
age, and two packages cured me and I
fully believe saved my life. I weigh
183 lbs. and am the picture of health."
Your druggist sells Black-Draught.
Try It—Adv.
Wise men act as If they expected to
live 100 years, but are prepared to
shuffle off tomorrow.
Are You Bloated After Eating
With that gassy, puffy feeling, and hurting near your
■" * heart? For Quick Relief—Take ONE
ATONIC
(FOR YOUR STOMACH S SAKE)
You can fairly feel it work. * It drives the GAS out of your
body and the BloatgoeswithjL *
Re mo ve s Quickly—Indigestion. Heartburn, Sour Stomach, etc
Get EATONIC from yoar Druggist with tho DOUBLE GUARANTEE
6sod for tbs "Halv" Book, iddraae Kolonie Earned/ Co.. 101b-24 So. Wab—to At u , Cbla—o. PL_
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More "U" Boat Victims.
"And this," said the keeper, "Is what
we call 'Lnventors' row.' ''
"I see." replied th e visitor. "All
the poor lunatics in this ward tried to
Invent something."
"That's right. There are eighty pa
tients In these padded cells and every
one of them has a different solution
of the submarine problem."—Birming
ham Age-Herald.
Warm weather Is the best substitute
for coal.
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every
After
meal
S WaTi
Spring is in the air—the
fields and woods and
waters call—
And to add to the zest
of outdoor pleasures
nothing affords the long
lasting refreshment of
WRICLEV'S
So carry it always
with you.
The Flavor
Lasts
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830
SOLD FOR 60 YEARS.
For MAURIA, CHILLS and FEVER.
ALSO A FINE GENERAL STRENGTHEN
ING TONIC. Sold by All Drag Stores.
Words Fail.
Gus—I don't see anything funny In
these Christmas wheezes about wlfey's
cigars.
Gusty—Married?
Gus—No.
Gusty—Do you smoke?
Gus—No.
(Heavy silence.)
HFs Retort.
She—Do yon believe In spellsl
He (tenderly)—No, but I do In
witches.
Not a Line Officer.
"I thought you told me June mar
ried an officer." "So she did. He'd
president of the Boon Powder works."
Halifax, N. S, before the recent ex
plosion was rated as a poor risk by
Insurance men.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad.
And yet contractors are employed to
widen streets.