The patriot., July 26, 1918, Morning, Image 5

About The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955

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HAIR BALSAM
A toilet preparation of merit.
Helps te eradicate dandruff.
For Restoring Color and
Boauty to Gray cur Faded Hair.
êOc. and $L0t at Draçglsta
An Exception.
An old proverb says, "The anvil
lasts longer than the hammer."
Thanks he, there Is n beautiful ex
ception to It. Take the case of the
brave boys who are hammering away
at the kaiser and his brood.
Cuticura Stops Itching.
The Soap to cleanse and Ointment to
soothe and heal most forms of Itching,
■burning skin and scalp affections.
Ideal for toilet use. For free samples
address ; "Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston."
Sold by druggists and by mail. Soap
25, Ointment 25 and 50.—Adv.
Ministerial Advertisement.
Squib—Our new minister certainly
has a sense of humor.
Squab—What's he went and done?
Squib—Put a sign on the parsonage
reading, "Spirits Rectified."
An Over-ripe Tomato
And other over-ripe vegetable, or trait» often cante
very sertons Bowel Trouble In ho' weather Cheek
It as ouiekly an possible. Get a bottle of GKOVB 8
BAUT BOWHLMKMCINS.a safe and sore remedy
for Summer Diarrhoea*. It Id lost as effective for
Adult* as for Children.
HAD SEEN THEM "AT WORK"
Tommy Had Little Need to Puzzle His
Brains Over Question Propounded
by Teacher.
Here is a little story that was told
at a social session by Representative
Hubert D. Stephens of Mississippi, as
an illustration that the best industrial
results cannot always be obtained
through team work :
Some time since, the teacher of a
public school in a country town was
instructing a Juvenile class in mathe
matics when she turned to a small boy
named Tommy.
"Tommy," said she, "if your father
can do a piece of work in six days and
your uncle Jim can do it in seven days,
bow long would it take them to do it
together?"
"About ten thousand years," was the
rather startling rejoinder of Tommy.
"Ten thousand years'' exclaimed
the teacher. "Why, Tommy, what do
you mean?"
"I mean," was the prompt response
of Tommy, "that if you put them to
work together they would sit on the
fence, smoke and swap fish stories."
Philadelphia Evening Telegraph.
He Got What Was Needed.
Church—You know Fiatbush?
Gotham—Oh, very well.
"He's a generous soul, don't you
think?"
"How so?"
"Why, I met him downtown today
when it was raining, and he had an
umbrella and I had none."
"And he took you in tov?"
"That's it. And he said we needed
the rain badly."
"He said that, did he??"
"Yes; and he carried the umbrella
so I got most of the rain."
Savannah, Ga., was the birthplace of
the Girl Scouts of America.
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Tîiats what is done
in making GlBÔ^NUtS
food — nancy and
other grains arc
used with wheat.
This adds to food
value and flavor
and the sum total
requires less wheat
The malted barky
in Grape=Nuts also
helps digest other
foods.
For an economical,
nourishing and
delicious food,
try
fapeits
FRANCO AMERICANS
El
ENEMY MACHINE GUNNERS ARE
MOWED DOWN AS ALLIED RE
INFORCEMENTS ARRIVED.
CAPTURE TWO GERMAN 77'S
At Last Accounts Great Hordes of
Germans Were Continuing North
—Organized Resistance Has Oniy
Been Met at a Few Places.
With the American Army on the
Marne.—The French and Americans
have broken through the German line
northwest of Chateau Thierry.
The French and Americans, driving
the spearhead toward the northeast,
have already advanced five kilometers
(31-10 miles) at various places.
The allied troops have taken many
prisoners, including three officers, who
said they were tired of the war.
American ir'antrymen captured the
German 77's. Previous to the break
ing of the German lines the allies bat
tled with the desperate machine gun
ners, who were mowed down as the
allied reinforcements arrived. The
German losses were terrible.
An attack from Chateau Thierry to
Rheims began on Saturday. American
forces captured Hill No. 103, north of
Vaux, and advanced more than two
kilometers. At last accounts they
were more than holding their own
against German resistance.
The German retreat across the
Marne began under cover of a great
smoke screen. At last accounts great
hordes of Germans were continuing
north. Organized resistance has been
met with bo far only at a few places.
The district south of the Marne
and east of Chateau Thierry is entire
ly cleaned of Germans. Two badly
cut-up German regiments were left
south of the Marne at the German re
treat. Allied aviators bombed the
bridges across the river, and their es
cape was impossible.
All Saturday night tjie allies ham
mered ^.way at the widening wedge
between the Germans and Paris as
the Germans withdrew north of the
Marne. Americans continue taking
prisoners and guns. Allied rein
forcements are pouring in to over
come any determined resistance the
Germans may attempt
The heavy artillery of the allies
continues the clearing of districts
north of the Marne. Indian scouts
who were with Pershing in Mexico
played a prominent work in the scout
work in the river.
Emperor William Intercedes.
London. — At Emperor William's
personal request, says a dispatch
from Amsterdam to the Exchange
Telegraph Company, a majority of the
members of the Prussian House of
Lords have agreed not to expel Prince
Charles Lichnowsky, German ambas
sador at London at the outbreak of
the war, who issued a memorandum
last March criticising the German
foreign policy and blaming the Ger
man government for starting the war.
To Lead Marines.
Washington. — Three hundred en
listed men were commissioner as sec
ond lieutenants in the Marine Corps
upon completion of a three months'
course cf training at the Marine
Corps officers' training camp at Quan
tico, Va.
7,000 More Men Called.
Washington. — Fifteen states were
called upon by Provost Marshal Gen
eral Crowder for 7,000 draft regis
trants fit for general military service
to be sent to schools for special train
ing. The movement will be between
August 1 and 15.
German Flier Killed.
Amsterdam. — Captain Reinhard,
commander of the air squadron of the
late Captain Baron von Richthofen,
has been killed during a trial flight, the
Lokal Anzeiger says. The squadron
claims 177 a.erial victories under Cap
tain Reinhard.
Cholera in Petrograd.
London.—Owing to the grave short
age In food, cholera is on the in
crease in Petrograd, and hundreds of
persons are daily falling victims to
it, says a Russian wireless dispatch
received here.
Kaiser Saw Offensive Opened.
Amsterdam. — Emperor William
watched the opening of the latest
German offensive from an advanced
observation post northwest of
Rheims, his favorite correspondent,
Karl Rosner, reports in a dispatch to
the Berlin Lokal Anzeiger.
To Raise Big Ships.
New York. — An electrically driv
en diving machine designed to make
possible the recovery of steel vessels
eunk by German submarines, was giv
en a successful private test In Ix»n?
Island Sound.
More Men For Australia.
Amsterdam.—The Austro-Hungarian
war minister, says a Vienna dispatch
to the Vossische Zeitung, announces
more than 500,000 Austrian war prls
«noM have hen returned from Russia.
A CHILD DOESN'T
IAUGH AND PLAY
IF CONSTIPATED
LOOK, MOTHER1 IS TONGUE
COATED, BREATH FEVERISH
AND STOMACH SOUR?
''CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS"
CAN'T HARM TENDER 8TOM
ACH, LIVER, BOWELS.
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A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, or your child Is listless, cross,
feverish, breath bad, restless, doesn't
eat heartily, full of cold or has sore
throat or any other children's ail
ment, give a teaspoonful of "Cali
fornia Syrup of Figs," then don't
worry, because It is perfectly harm
less, and In a few hours all this con
stipation poison, sour bile and fer
menting waste will gently move out of
the bowels, and you have a well, play
ful child again. A thorough "inside
cleansing" is oftimes all that is neces
sary. It should be the first treatment
given In any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask your druggist for a bottle of "Cal
ifornia Syrup of Figs," which has
full directions for babies, children of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Look carefully
and see that it is made by the "Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Company."—Adv.
How 'Bout the Trip Back?
The thing he liked to do best of all
was not to go to a family reunion. One
was on the schedule, however, and he
had to go. It meant a long ride on
the train. He was telling a friend
about it.
"Yes, I'm going to a family reunion,"
he said, "and there's Just two things I
don't like about it. First, It's the trip
there; secondly, it's the being there
after I get there."
A New Excuse.
Jimmie had gone to bed 'way up the
dark stairs and into his scary black
bedroom. Shortly thereafter his moth
er heard him call in a frightened voife,
"Ma, I wisht you'd come up here."
She went up.
"Ma, won't you keep the light burn
ing in here? I—uh—it's so dark I can't
see to sleep."
KIDNEY TROUBLE OFTEN
CAUSES SERIOUS BACKACHE
When your back aches, and your blad
der and kidneys seem to be disordered,
go to yonr nearest drug store and get a
bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root. It
is a physician's prescription for ailments
of the kidneys and bladder.
It has stood the test of years and has
a reputation for quickly and effectively
giving results in thousands of cases.
This preparation so very effective, has
been placed on sale everywhere. Get a
bottle, medium or large size, at your near
est druggist.
• However, if you wish first to test this
preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample
bottle. When writing be sure and men
tion this paper.—Adv.
In Compliment.
Jack—I'd like to have a street named
for me.
Stella—You have—you are Easy.
Thousands of railroad shop men
have been lured by high shipyard pay.
GROVE'S BABY BOWEL MEDICINE
This valuable and harmless Baby Medicine is composed of the following:
BISMUTH, LIME, PEPSIN AND CATECHU WITH PURE SIMPLE SYRUP
Bismuth is healing to the mucous membrane of the stomach; the Lime neutralizes the acid where there is a sour
stomach; the Pepsin digests any indigestible food that may be in the stomach, and the Catechu acts as a mild astringent
to control the beweis where there is a disposition to Dysentery, Diarrhoea, Flux or Sick Stomach.
GROVE'S BABY BOWEL MEDICINE is not a patent medicine. We give the ingredients and tell the effect of
each ingredient so that you can judge for yourself.
SPECIAL NOTICE.—This preparation does not contain Morphine or Opium in any form and we don't advocate
the giving of Opiates unless it is absolutely necessary.
For Dyspeptics who are
Troubled with Sour Stomach
AIDS
DIGESTION
RELIEVES
SOUR STOMACH
It Relieves Stomach and Bowel Trouble and is Just as Good for Adults as for Children
We have numerous letters on file from parties claiming that this preparation relieved their babies of Chrome
Dysentery, where everything else had failed and where they had been troubled in this way for several years. Children
like to take it
for sale by all Dealers in Drugs.
. Made and recommended to the public by PARIS MEDICINE CO, Manufacturers of LAXATIVE BROMO
QUININE and GROVE'S TASTELESS CHILL TONIC, St Louis. Ma
His Explanation.
"I've seen you collect seven fares on
this car that you haven't rung up," said
the lady on the street car to the con
ductor.
"Yes, ma'ani," replied the man, eye
ing her cautiously.
"Well, do you think that's honest?"
"Oh, I'm not going to keep the nick
els, ma'am."
"You're not going to keep them?
What, then, are you going to do with
them?"
"Pm going to give 'em to my little
boy to put In his bank, ma'am."
FRECKLES
Now I« tke Time to Get Rid of Theie Ugly Spot*
There'» no longer the slightest need of feeling
ashamed of your freckles, as Othlne—double
strength—Is guaranteed to remove these homely
»pots.
Simply get an ounce of Othlne—double
strength—from your druggist, and apply a little
of it night and morning and you should soon see
that even the worst freckles have begun to dis
appear, while the lighter ones have vanished en
tirely. It is seldom that more than one ounce
la needed to completely clear the skin and gain
• beautiful clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength Othlne.
•a this is sold under guarantee of money back
if It falls to remove freckles.—Adv.
Those Good Times.
"Do you think it will do any good to
ask your father for you again?" asked
the young man, twirling his hat in his
hand.
"I think it will, Mortimer," said the
sweet young thing.
"He has refused me three times, you
know."
"Y'es, I know ; but he's running for
office now, remember, and I think he
will give away anything he's asked
for."
MILLIONS USE RED CROSS..
Millions of good housewives use Red
Cross Ball Blue. Each year Its sales
increase. The old friends use it and
tell others. Red Cross Ball Blue will
make your old clothes look like new.
Ask your grocer.—Adv.
Two Recipes.
Anne Hodges, age seven, offered her
mother, Mrs. Fletcher Hodges, "221
North Pennsylvania street, two war
time recipes the other day.
One was for oatmeal cookies and
the other orange peel cake.
The first formula included: One
cupful oatmeal, one cupful baking
powder, one cupful o' dough.
•The second formula included: One
half cupful orange peel chopped in a
meat chopper, one cupful yolks of
eggs, half cupful o' dough.
"Beat both to a 'suds,' and eat
cold," wrote the Juvenile culinary ad
viser.—Indianapolis News.
Berlin Is going to ask peace terms,
not to make them.
id Nervous Mothers
Should Profît by the Experience
of These Two Women
Buffalo, N. Y.— "I am the mother of four children, and for
nearly three years I suffered from a female trouble with pain«
in my back and side, and a general weakness. I had pro
fessional attendance most of that time but did not seem to
get welL As a last resort I decided to try Lydia E.
Pinkham'g Vegetable Compound which I had seen
advertised in the newspapers, and in two weeks noticed
a marked improvement. I continued its use and am
now free from pain and able to do all my house
work."— Mrs. B. B. Ziblinska, 202 Weiss Street,
Buffalo, N. Y.
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Portland, Ind.—"I had a displacement and suffered
so badly from it at times I could not be on my feet
at all. I was all run down and so weak I could not
do my housework, was nervous and could not lie
down at night. I took treatments from a physician
but they did not help me. My Aunt recommended
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1 tried
y \ it and now I am strong and well again and do
I my own work and I give Lydia E. Pinkham'a
I Compound the credit."—Mrs. Josephine
Kimble, 935 West Race Street, Portland, ind.
Every Sick Woman Should Try
LYDIA £. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
LYDIA E.WNKHAM MEDICINE CO. LYNN. MASS.
Calomel Loses You a Day's Work!
Take Do dson's Liver T one Instead
Read my guarantee ! If bilious, constipated or head
achy you need not take nasty, sickening, danger
ous calomel to get straightened up,
Every druggist in town—your drug
gist and everybody's druggist has no
ticed a great falling off in the sale of
calomel. They all give the same rea
son. Dodson's Liver Tone is taking
its place.
"Calomel is dangerous and people
know it. while Dodson's Liver Tone is
perfectly safe and gives better re
sults." said a prominent local druggist.
Dodson's Liver Tone is personally
guaranteed by every druggist who
sells it. A large bottle doesn't cost
very much, but if it fails to give easy
relief in every case of liver sluggish
ness and constipation, you have only
Hot Weather Hits Us
Hardest in Stomach
Keep a close watch on yourstom
ach this summer. We need all our
fighting strength. War work
change of diet—will make us all
easier prey to stomach and bowel
trouble than ever before. It is so
easy to become overheated on a
blazing hot day, especially after
eating a hearty meal. And then
the excessive heat makes us flood
our stomachs with all kinds of
cold drinks. That's bad at any
time; much worse—even danger
ous—when there is the slightest
feeling of stomach trouble.
Keep the stomach sweet and
cool and free from too much acid
—that's about all that is neces
sary. It's not so much the diet
as to keep the poison from start
ing trouble. You can easily do
this if you will just take a tablet or
two of EATONIC after your meals.
His Training.
"He certainly is a man of fetching
manners." "Why not? He used to be
a waiter."
to ask for your money back.
Dodson's Liver Tone is a pleasant*
tasting, purely vegetable remedy,
harmless to both children and adults.
Take a spoonful at night and wake up
feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head
ache, acid stomach or constipated
bowels. It doesn't gripe or cause in
convenience all the next day like vio
lent calomel. Take a dose of calomel
today and tomorrow yon will feel
weak, sick and nauseated. Don't lose
a day's work ! Take Dodson's Liver
Tone instead and feel fine, full of
vigor and ambition.—Adv.
EATONIC is the wonderful new
compound that absorbs the harm
ful gases and juices and almost
instantly drives away stomach
misery.
Instead of sudden and painful
attacks of indigestion, after you
begin using EATONIC you'll for
get you have a stomach. And there
will be no more heartburn, food
repeating,sour stomach, gas pains,
or that lumpy, bloated feeling you have
so often experienced after eating. Then
your appetite—you know how hard it
is to satisfy in hot weather—eat one or
two EATONIC Tablets a half hour be
fore meals—and you will enjoy the re
sults and feel better in every way.
These are a few reasons why yon
should 6tart using EATONIC today and
fortify your stomach against the chanc»
trouble this summer. It costs only 50o
for a big package. Your druggist whom,
you know and can trust, will promptly
refund your money ii you are not
more than satisfied. * •
Long Beach, Cal., forbids publié
"spooning" by young persons.
W. N. U., LITTLE ROCK, NO. 30--191*