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\wARNING 1 Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin. Onless you see the name "Bayer" on tablets, you are noî getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians over 22 years and proved safe by millions for Golds Headache Rheumatism Tööfch^che Neuralgia Neuritis Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proper directions. Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets— Also bottles of 24 and 100—Dniggista. Aspirin 1» the trade mark of Barer Manufacture of UcmoaoeUcicMeater of SaUerllcacU SPOHN'S DISTEMPER COMPOUND ia indispensable in treating Influenza, Distemper, Coughs and Colds *o prevalent among horses and mules at this season of the year. For nearly thirty years "SPOHJV'S" haB been given to prevent these diseases, as well as to relieve and cur© them. An occa sional dose "conditions" your horse and keeps disease away. As a remedy for cases actually suffering, "SPOHN'S" Is quick and certain. «0 cents and *1.20 per bottle at drug stores. SPOHN MEDICAL COMPANY tiOSUEN, INDIANA An ounce of common sense is worth B pound of book learning. 0 You Need a Medicine You Should Han the Bast Have you ever stopped to reason why it ia that so many products that are ex tensively advertised, all at once drop oat of eight and are soon forgotten? The reaaon is plain—the article did not fulfill the promises of the manufacturer. This applies more particularly to a medicine. A medicinal preparation that has real oorative value almost sells itself, as like an endless chain system the remedy is recommended by those who have been benefited, to those who are in need of it. A prominent druggist says "Take for example Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a preparation I have sold for many years anS never hesitate to recommend, for in almost every case it shows excellent re sults, as many of my customers testify. No other kidney remedy has so large a According to sworn statements and verified testimony of thousands who have «eed the preparation, the success of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is due to the fact, •o many people claim, that it fulfills al most every wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri nary troubles and neutralisée the uric acid which causes rheumatism. You may receive a sample bottle of Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address Dr. Kilmer ft Co., Binghamton, N. Y., and enclose ten cents; also mention this paper. Large and medium size bottles for sale at all drug stores. Advertisement The first thing a man does after making a fool of himself is to try to explain how It happened. Cuticura Boothes Baby Rashea That Itch and burn, by hot baths ef Cuticura Soap followed by gentle anointings of Cuticura Ointment. Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe cially If a little of the fragrant Cutt enra Talcum is dusted on at the fin ish. 25c each.—Advertisement. Transparent. "What do you understand by 'sheer folly'?" "I suppose lt'e the kind you can see Umjqgh easily." "O Happy Day" /sang the laundress •a she hung the snowy wash on the Una It was a "happy day" because fhe need Bed Cross Balt Bine.— Adver Üsement. V Shocking Him Into Action. Youth—Last night in my dVeams I proposed to you. Miss Eva. iHat do you suppose that signifies? Eva (Impatiently)—It shows tliat* you have more brains when asleep than you have when you're awake. Don't Be Nervous Renovine is a god send for nervons men and women be cause it quiets and soothes. RENOVINE I Relieves And Restores r v Y Will quiet weeping, nervous women and girls. Will steady the hand and get the nerves back to normal. Abaolutely harmless. Ask Your Dealer In purchasing your med&cines, drugs, drug accessories, etc., look for tills shield on label. It assurés quality. Van Vleet-MaaefiaM Dr«* Ca. S4Htth'9 Whofaoafa ÙmggistM . Nor is the world getting better wheD there are fewer "beg pardons." MOTHER. QUICK! GIVE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP FOR CHILD'S BOWELS Even a sick child loves the "fruity" taste of "California Fig Syrup." If the little tongue is coated, or if your child is listless, cross, feverish, full of cold, or has colic, a teaspoonful will never fail to open the bowels. In a few hours you can see for yourself how thoroughly it works all the constipa tion poison, sour bile and waste from the tender, little bowels and gives you a well, playful child again. Millions of mothers keep "California Fig Syrup" bandy. They know a tea spoonful today saves a sick child to morrow. Ask your druggist for genuine "California Fig Syrup" which has di rections for babies and children Of all ages printed on bottle. Mother! You must say "California" or you may get an imitation fig syrup.—Advertisement Personal opinion is a mighty club when it is also public opinion. DYED HER SKIRT, DRESS, SWEATER AND DRAPERIES WITH "DIAMOND DYES" Each package of "Diamond Dyes" con tains directions so simple any woman can dye or tint her worn, shabby dresses, skirts, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters, coverings, draperies, hangings, everything, even if she has never dyed before. Buy "Diamond Dyes"—no other kind—then perfect home dyeing is sure because Dia mond Dyes are guaranteed not to spot, fade, streak or run. Tell your druggist whether the material you wish to dye i« wool or silk, or whether it is linen, cot ton or mixed goods.—advertisement. Slow Process. your wife practice economy?" "Oh; yes. she practices it But she doesn't seem to learn very fast!"— Judge. [■ FOR COLD8, CROUP AND PAINS. Use Vacber-Balm ; it relieves at once. AVOID IMITATIONS. If we have no agent where yon live, write for a free sample to E. W Vacher, Inc, New Orleans, La*--Ad vertisement It must be a great consolation to the widow when the insurance more than covers the loss. It. you arc wise today you can risk beingvptherwise tomorrow. DOES LAUNDRY WORK AND HOUSEWORK TOO Surprised to Find Her self Feeling So Well Taunton, Maas. — * 'I used to have pains In my back and legs so badly, with other troubles that women sometimes have, that my doctor ordered me to stay in bed a week in every month. It didn't do me much good.soone dayafter talking with a friend Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound for about the same trou bles I bad, I thought I would try it alt I find that I can work in the laundry all through the time and do my housework, too. Last month I was so surprised at myself to be up and around and feeling so good while before I used to feel com pletely lifeless. I have told some of the girls who work with me and have such troubles to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound, and I tell them how it has helped me. You can use my testi monial for the good of others.—Mrs. Blanche Silvia, 69Grant St, Taunton, Mass. It's the same story—one friend telling another of the value of Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. Notoriety pays as well as fame, but fame goes on after death. Fresh, sweet, white, dainty clothe« for baby, if you use Red Cross Ball Blue. Never streaks or injures them. All good grocers sell It.—Advertise ment A man is usually embarrassed when he proposes marriage, to a woman— either financially or otherwise. Run-down, Nervous? Vfs&k Women Can Find The Help They Need. Greenville, Miss.—"When I firs* began taking Dr. Pierce's medicine I only weighed 103 pounds; I now weigh 112. I was a nervous wreck and could not do any of my housework. At first I was afraid I had heart dis ease. A friend told me of Dr. Pierce's wonderful medicines, and I began taking them. Now I do not know what it is to feel fatigued. I highly recommend both the Favorite Pre scription and the Medical Discovery for I have proof that they are good even when other things fail to help. I always recommend them to my neighbors."—Mrs. Jinny Scott, No. 610 Deaton Street. Write to Doctor Pierce, President Indalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y., for free medical advice. SLOAN'S RELIEVES NEURALGIC ACHES F OR forty years Sloan's Liniment has been the quickest relief for neuralgia, sciatica and rheuma tism, tired muscles, lame backs, sprains end strains, aches and pains. Keep Sloan's handy and apply freely, without rubbing, at the first twinge. It eases and brings comfort surely and readily. You'll find it deaa and oon-skin-staining. Sloan's Liniment Is pain's enemy» Ask your neighbor. At all druggists—35c, 70c, $140. Sloa Liniment Tfcetorteve of eklaiteh will quickly be relieved by app^-1n«^before retiring. _______ 'eEczemsOmt ment. Oneof Dr.Hobeon's Family I Trembles Family Bei "VJK: Hobsons j f—pFTFina Qjnfm*»ntg SLOW DEATH bring quick relief and often ward off deadly diseases. Known as tbs national remedy of Holland for more than 200 years. All druggists, in three sises. Aches, pains, nervousness, diffi culty in urinating, often mean serious disorders. The world's standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles— GOLD MEDAL Uafc for ft* sum Gold Modal on erory hm m imitation rPISO'S"! # SAFE AND SANS for Coughs & Colds Tbts qit» * dtfiota« hom sH «km. Qstale wlt«i. Mo opins- Ik wturtm NOT ONLY FOR CHILLS AND FEVER BUT A Hitt GENERAL TONK. W. N. U„ LITTLE ROCK, NO. ft-1922. CALOMEL IS A DANGEROUS DRUG Nest Dose May Salivate You» Loosen Teeth or Start Rheumatism. Calomel is mercury; quicksilver. It crashes into sour bile like dynamite, cramping and sickening you. Calomel attacks the bones and should never be put into your system. If you feel bilious, headachy, consti- j pated and all knocked out, just go to your druggist and get a bottle of Dod son's Liver Tone for a few cents which is a harmless vegetable substitute for dangerous calomel. Take a spoonful and If it doesn't start your liver and straighten you up better and quicker than nasty calomel and without making ; you sick, you just go back and get your money. Don't take calomel ! It makes you sick the next day ; it loses you a day's work. Dodson's Liver Tone straightens you right up and you feel great. No salts necessary. Give it to the children because it is perfectly harmless au£ can not salivate.—Advertisement A Musical Critic. "A mean critic, forsooth." "Eh?" "He raps your rhapsody." ASPIRIN INTRODUCED BY "BAYER" IN 1900 Look for Name "Bayer* on the Tab. lets, Then Yog Need Never Worry. If you want the true, world-famoos Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for over twenty-one years, yon must ask for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin." The name "Bayer" is stamped on 1 each tablet and appears on each pack age for your protection against imita tions.—Advertisement. DIVULGED SECRET OF PAPA'S Small Daughter of Story Writer Quite Unwilling to Make Exhibition of Family Skeleton. of A little girl, whose father Is widely known as a writer of humorous stories, was recently approached by a visitor, who said: It must be nice to have a papa who knows so many fine stories." The little girl blushed, and hung her head. "Aren't you proud of your papa?" the visitor asked. "Yes," the little girl answered, "but I think I ought to tell you something. "What is itr by my papa aren't "The stories stories at all." "Not stories?' "No." And in a deep, hoarse whisper, the •hild confessed: "He makes them all up out of his uvn head." Movies and Roads. Since the movies came to the moun tains roads have changed. Last sum mer I looked about the dusty hall where the pictures are shewn. The people from my valley were there, and it was evident that they were accustomed theatergoers. Whether the movies are wholly responsible for this latter miracle, I cannot say, but I do know that no mountain man Is going to labor at roadbuilding when the road leads only to markets and the dentist.—Celia Harris in the Outlook. Use statistics liberally in a verbal argument. Nobody knows enough to for In no a the per In the of the have kee confute you. they Save the bird in hand — The others may be hard to catch With enough money, enough time and enough luck, a man may get back the health he has lost—or part of it. It takes patience, too. organs with elements of destruction, or starve the tissues and glands of needed elements. And then there may be no success, of only a little. It's better to save what you have than hunt for what you've lost—as the most successful health-rest o rers will tell you. Much of the loss of health is due to faulty, careless diet Wrong meals at all times and right meals at wrong times load the long-suffering digestive Grape-Nuts is a delicious cereal food which has the qualities of scientific nutrition. It supplies the full richness of those splendid food grains, wheat and malted barley, together with the vital mineral elements, so often lacking from foods. Served with cream or good miiy, Grape-Nuts gives full nourishment without over-loading the stomach. A splendid thought for breakfast or lunch, for those who would keep health— Grape Nuts—the Body Builder "There's a Reason** Mad* by Poetum Carnal Company, Inc., Battle Creak, Michigan "Good to the Last Drop' J 'd MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE S'il so HI ax well 'jHouse%a CHEEK KEALCOFFEE CO. "My fair face was my fortan* once-» But everybody knows That since that box of 'Faultless* came, My fortune's in my clothes." -VT I > Qualified. Naturally Qualified. "What makes you think your boy Josh will be a good jazz performer?" "Because," answered Farmer Com tossel, "he can stand most any kind of a noise without getting nervous." Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, that famons old remedy for infants and children, and see that It Bears the Signature of In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Social Distinctions. Samuel Untermeyer, the noted New York lawyer, at a dinner at the Ritz Carlton said; "Social distinctions are- all right, no doubt, but they make me think of a certain war profiteer. "This chap gave a party in his new Fifth avenue house and, of course, there was an orchestra to play for the singers and dancers. "At the evening's end, when sup per was served, the butler appeared before the orchestra and said: "'The first and second violins eats In the dinin' room and the rest of the hinstruments In the servants' 'all.'" Had the Proof. A Sunday school teacher in a Pennsylvania town did not seem in clined to accept the assertion of one of her girl pupils that she had been christened in an orthodox way. 'How do you know you have?" asked the teacher with a smile. 'Because," said the little girl, "I have the marks on my arm."—Milwau kee Sentinel. Some men are like elevators—they come down in the world every time they go up. to cMtQC ttfrjUÿCXA KING PIN PLUG TOBACCO Known as "that good kind" Cfi-y it—and you will know why Amusing Official Error. We sometimes speak unkindly ot our postal, system, but here's a little story of the Paris post office: Last summer the Grosvenor library of Buffalo was asked the height and dimensions of the Venus of Milo. The library had not the figures available and sent to headquarters to find, out, writing directly to the Louvre, Paris, The reply came back on the letter head of the Grand Magasins du Louvre, and said: "We are pleased to give you herewith the inquiries v re. quested." Then followed prices of bronzes of the Venus of various heights from 280 francs to 300 francs. The Paris post office had overlooked the museum and sent the letter to the department store.—The Nation's Business. A Catastrophe. Peck—On the day on which my wed ding occurred*— Heck (interrupting)—You'll pardon me, old 1 man, bat calamities "occur." Marriage balks and receptions "tabs place." Peck—That being the distinction well leb what I said stand. A lost temper advertises Itself.