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NEW IBERIA ENTERPRISE AIND IINDEPEINDEINT OBSERVER. rConsolidated March 1st, 19Q2. M. W. FISHER, Editor und Proprietor. VOLUME XVIII. ~ DEVOTED TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF HOME INTERESTS. NEW IBERIA, LA., SATURDAY, MARCH 29, 1902. Subscription, ftl.fiO per Anmim. NTJMBEB 5 TT IS the RENT PATER'S CHANCE. There are hundreds of people in New Iberia paying rent. Are you one of them? Think of the many years you have paid rent to a landlord to make him rich and you poor. Why can you not own a slice of the soil of Uncle Sam, and point with pride to the home you have to pro tect, and where no man can question your right to being a full-fledged citizen and tax-payer of the community you live m. Think of yourself in old age. Think of your wife and family who look to you for protection--you can own a home to cover them if you will try. Hei e is your chance to climb the first round of the ladder on TUESDAY, APRIL 8th , 1902, AT 9:30 O'CLOCK A. M. Those 25 valuable lots on the southeast side of Bank Avenue, 22 lots on southwest side of Park Avenue, 23 lots on the northeast side of Park Avenue, 24 lots on the southwest side of Jockey Road, 10 lots running through from Jockey Road to Mallain Sti eet in Mallain Addition, 10 lots on northeast side of Mallain Street in Mallain Addition, 8 lots in Robertson Addition, 3 lots on Charles Street in block 4 of Smith s Addi tion, all owned by the Iberia Park Association, will be sold without reserjve at AUCTION ON EASY TERIV.3. Only one-fourth cash, balance in 6,12,18 and 24 months, ments draw interest at the rate of 8 per cent pgr annum. Deferred pay ! ONE LOT AND $50 IN GOLD. GIVEN AWAY FREE! Everybody that attends sale is entitled to a chance on both prizes FREE, Whether you BID, BUY or NOT. will leave Eureka Hotel at 9 A. M. Sharp, TUESDAY, APRIL 8th. Everybody is invited to come out and take lunch with Us. ■pelican state band will furnish musics For Further Particulars, See A. HARRIS, EUREKA HOTEL, NEW IBERIA, LA. The Enterprise. AND OBSERVER—OomiUJDA TED. ■xooccxr. ■■ - CCC. - ' - -ocCC K-CGOCCOCOOOCCOOOOCCOI OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF IBERIA PARISH AND TOWN OF NEW IBERIA. CONdRESSIONAL RECORD. As an all round newspaper it is to be feared that The Congressional Record will never succeed, says the Portland (Me.) Advertiser. Its hopeless conservation is seen from its reports of the Tillnian-McLanrin encounter. After setting down the words which led up to this lamentable boxing, match—how Tillman ac cused his colleague of having been bribed by patronage to vote for the Spanish-American treaty and how McLaurin replied, denouncing the statement as "a willful, malicious and deliberate lie"—The Record disposes of the most interesting part in this manner : "At this point Mr. Tillmau ad vanced to Mr. McLaurin of South Carolina, and the two senators met iu a personal encounter, when they were separated by Mr. Layton, the acting assistant doorkeeper, as sisted by several senators sitting near." That is all—uot a word about Tillman leaping Jover chairs "with tiger-like ferocity," sweeping the venerable Senator Teller aside like chaff; nothing about McLaurin springing to meet him half way ; nothing about Tillman landing wickedly with his right just above his colleague's left optic; nothing about McLaurin's partial parry and his countering on Tillmau's nose, causing that useful organ to spout gore ; nothing about their clinohiug catch as catch can and having a rough and tumble ; nothing about the sergeant at arms and senators tearing the combatants apart by main force, still striking wildly at each other. In short, The Record reporters appear either to have missed all of the spectaoular part of the affair or to have suppressed it deliberately. This is the time of the year to put yonr system in good shape. If you nave had fever or any land of ill □ess, you need a god# tonic; one that will make you eat. Tono Tonique will build you op, make you strong, and give yon a good stite. Get a bottle from the Drag Co. BILLION DOLLAR WAR. • London, March 6. —The state ment made by Mr. Brodrick, secre tary of state of war, in the house of commons in connection with the army estimates, together with nu merous articles in the March Re view, illustrates how deeply the Boer war has affected the finances, military policy,general politi cal philosophy of the empire. The minister of war's figures show that the cost of the struggle now ap proaches $1,000,000. Unofficial authorities estimate that twice that sum will be required to finish the conquest of the republics. The outlook has driven a number of the greatest intellects in the country to prescribe free trade and despect ers. Every new phase of continen tal policy is construed into a threat against England. Politicians and journalists shout for alliances and urge the most exclusive measures of political and economic imperial ism. It is trne that a large number of speakers and writers are comba ting the movement against the cherished syatem that superseded tha corn laws. But many observers assert that it ia only a question of time as to whether or not the Brit ish empire will resort to an offen sive and defensiv^ scheme of inter imperial protection.^ For The Com* The complexion alw« OM. (offer* from bilioneneae " or constipation. Unless the bowels are kept open tbe\ impurities tram the body appear in the foirm of uneightly eruption*. De Witt' s Little Risers keep the lirer and bowel« ia healthy condition and remove the eauee of ; eueh troubles. C. E. Hooper, Albany, U a.; says : "I took DeWitt's little Early Biiqra (or bilious neu. They were just what I needed. 1 sm feeling better now than ia years." Never Çripe ordistrees. Safe thorcBgh and gentle he very beet pill*. John B. Taylor. We hope that all ovfr agricultural passengers will read this item and paste it iu their —heada. Plan to get your crops in at the earliest possible moment, and resolve that you will not let the ground bake hard after a single shower, but that you will keep it atirred, weed leas and aoft even if the duat ahould become knee deep in your fields. D* tkia and you can hard ly fail to make aerop. Head «ehe often reealte from a disorder ed oondftion ot the etomaeh sad constipa tion of tie bowele. A deee or two of Cham ber! sin'« Stomach aad liver Tablets wil correct theee disorders aad eue the head ache. (old by Jassee A. Lee, Druggist. Don't tie tho top or your lellv and preserve Jars In the old fashioned way. Seat tlicni I>y tho new, quick, absolutely euro way—by . a tlilu coating; of Pure k ileiincd Faratfmo. Has H no taste or odor. Is H air tight and acid air wgni ana ocia proof. Easily applied. Useful in a dozen other ways about the house. Full directions with ach cake. Bold everywhere. Hade by STANDARD OIL CO. m FREE PULP AND PAPER. The newspaper publishers' com mittee of New York on free pulp and paper writés to The Fourth Estate : A dftmmittee of newspaper pub lishers has been orgauized to urge upon congress the advisability of placing upon the free list wood pulp (mechanical ground wood) and futher reduce the duty upon paper. (The matter is one above politics. Our forests are threatened, and knowledge is taxed. Hearty co operatiou in this work is solicited. Will every editor promptly write to bis senator and representative in congress and ascertain their viewsf Immediate action is neces sary. Suggestions that will pro mote the work of the committee will be appreciated. Copies of ar ticles favoring free pulp and paper ahould be sent to committee. The text of the act under consideration by the waya and means committee will be sent on application." Gould Not Breathe. Coughs, colds, croup, grip, bronchitis, other throat and lung troubles are quickly cured by One Minute Cough Cure. One Minute Cough Cure is not a mere expeetor ant, which gives only temporary relief. It eoftens and liquifies the mucous, draws out thetetamation and remove* the cauae of the^aÇedse. Absolutely safe. Acts at atonee. -"One Minute Cough Cure will do all that is claimed for it," says Justice of the' Peaee, J. Q. Hood, Crosby, Miss. My wife eoald not' get her breath and waa relieved by the first dose. It has been a benefit to all my family." John R. Taylor. A damphool in New York bet all the money he could rake and scrape together that Prince Henry would be aaaaaainated before ne left the United States. He loat the bet, of course, and then tried to kill him «•If. BENEFITS OF IMMIGRATION. The Rayne Tribune, published in Acadia parish Louisiana, is urgiog its readers to increase the value of their lauds by diversifying their products. It points to thousands of bales of cotton, hundreds of thousands of sacks of rice and the sugar cane products of the country, with long lines of cotton ladea wagons, as proofs of the fer tility of the soil, and a recent $21, 000 laud deal near Rayne, Illinois farmers being the purchasers, as an incentive to greater exertions on the part of resident farmers. The increasing drift of Northern and Northwestern farmers to the South is largely due to the cheapness of the South's fertile lands. The newcomers are conferring enor mous benefits upon the communi ties where they settle, one of the most notable iucideuts being the development of rice cultivation in Acadia and Calcasieu parishes, Lou isiana, which has meant the addi tion in ten years of 25,000 thrifty population from elsewhere and the almost incalculable increase of that section's wealth, what the new comers are doing the old inhabi tauts may do, and the friendly ri valry of the two elements in the population of the South ought to go a long way toward solving many Southern problems. — Southern Farm Magazine. Mrs. C. E. VanDeusen,.Qf Kilbourn Wis., was afflicted with stomach trouble and constipation for a long time. She gtys,"I have tried many preparations but none have done me the good that Cham berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets have." These Tablets are foT sale at Lee's drug sfore. Price, 25 cents. Samples free. Williamstown, W. Va., March 23.— The little daughter of Captain W. E. Roc, of the sterner Kanawha, who snuffed a grain of corn into her right lung, and which after ward sprouted and grew, died last night. The Best Prescript!«« for Malaria, Chills and Fever ia a bottle of Grove's Tasteleas Chill Tonic. It i* «imply iron and quinine in a tasteless form. No cure —no pay. Prioe 60c. Speakibgof swearing off, the suc cess of Mr. George W. Vanderbilt in thia direction will do. He secured the redaction of his personal tax assessment from $2,000,000 to $10, 000. ! A RIDICULOUS DEFENSE. About the only defender of the poll-tax law lerft. in the state is the New, Orleans Picayune. In endea voring to stem the.tide against it, that paper recently made the follow ing astounding assertion : Should the clamor against the law go to the extreme of securing its repeal, that fact would soon ope rate to re-establish the danger of negro supremacy iu polities. It is well known that the negroes are making haste to learn to read and write, while there is a very consid erable body of the whites who are illiterate, and wlio do not take the trouble to educate their children, and ihe blot of white illiteracy pro mises to remain long upon the state. It was understood when the con stitution of 1898 was being framed that the illiteracy prohibition would soonifail to disfranchise any great numbers of negroes, who would, by being able to read and write, render that clause abortive and powerless to keep them from the frauehise. In anticipation of such a condition, the poll-tax provision was enacted. The Picayune's assumption that the uegroes who acquire an educa tion for the purpose of obtaining a right to vote will be deterred from their aim by the imposition of a one dollar poll tax is no less re markable than its statement that the negroes of Louisiana have a greater interest in education and a greater desire to obtain it than the white people have. The Picayune seems to be driveu to dire straits to discover an excuse to retain upon the statute books an undemo cratic and uqjust method of sup pressing votes that even the narrow minded New England states have made all haste to discard -American. Ncj tj»ne enjoys a meal unless he has an appetite ; to have an appetite is a ; blessing of health. Now, if your appetite is lost you can get it back< |)y taking a bottle of Tono Toniqiie, the new appetizer and tis sue-builder. The Estorge Drag Co. have jhst received a shipment of Tono-Tonique. Get a bottle to-day. —j • General Otis in testifying before Senaté Committee on Philippines Tuesday stated that the war, as war, had ceaaed. The statement is en tirely correct, my dear sir, ia it not hatchery. Protty Is an adjective which scenes to have be come monopolized by the young lady at the typewriter. It is astonishing what an array of beautiful women are found in stores and offi ces. In fact, the typical American beauty will be found sitting at the typewriter rather than lolling in a carriage in the park. Ana yet this pretty young girl needs always to be reminded that " beauty is only skin deep," unless it roots in health. When the health is undermined by womanly diseases, the luster soon passes from the eyes, the cheeks grow thin, the body loses its plumpness. Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Prescription cures diseases which weaken women and which destroy their strength and beauty. It establishes regularity, stops weakening drains, heals inflammation and ulceration and cures female weak ness. "Several years ago 1 suffered severely from female weakness, projbpsus and Menorrhagia, and used Dr. Pierce's splendid I effect," ington, Iowa, few y worite Prescription with et," writes Faunle Shelton, of Wash . "Gttd I have not needed it for a ». years past, bat if I should ever have any re turn of the old trouble would surely try ' Favor ite Prescription.' 1 haV« recommended it to a number of my lady friends. I always tell them to try a bottle, ana if they are not benefited by it I will ray for thé medicine. In every case they have spoken in praise of it" Or. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure sick headache. IDEAL EDITOR. Yon hear talk of the "ideal newspaper." It is like the flower that never withers, the bird that uever alights, the land where the sunlight never fades—it exists only in the sucker whom we are told the elements consume. Writing from the standpoint of a country editor, if you have never been in his shoes, you know that he is a repository of the secrets of the community, none of which he must ever divulge. He must publish a paper chock full of local news, whether anything happened or not. His judicial mind must be far superior to the district judge, and give him point ers on instructing a jury. He must discourse with equal fluency upon the silver question and Far mer Jone's calf, China painting and Poland-China pigs, preserve peaches and perseverance of the saints, foreign wars and local strikes, justification by faith and justification of type, the doctrine of election and the election returns, the doings of the last synod and the details of all prize fights. The receipts of the church social, and tho squabbles iu tho town council must be equally familiar to his ver satile mind. With all tbi^r he must wait on the delinquent subscriber, discouut the bill of patent medicine fakes, stand off his wash bills, always go well dressed, pay his printers on Saturday night whether a cent has come in or not; write free puffs, 100 lines for every one he gets pay for ; boom the local statesman who owes him three years subscription in short, be all things to all men, make no enemies, never have a name misspelled nor a mistake in dates, take the cussings of the community and never cuss back. This is the ideal country editor and his paper is a daisy. We never saw one.— A Irin Nun. Strikes A Rich Find. 'I was troubled for several years with chrouic indigestion and ner vous debility," writes F. 1. Green, of Lancaster. N. II. "No remedy helped me until I began using Electric Bitters, which did me mort good then all the medicines I ever used. They have also kept my wife in excellent health for years. She says Electric Bitters are just splendid for female troubles ; that they are a grand tonic and invigora tor for weak, run down women. No other medicine can take its place iu our family." Try them. Only 50c. Satisfaction guarnteed by Estorge Drug Co. drug store. With pardonable pride the Cen sus Bureau announces that the hens of the United States laid $144,286, 158 worth of eggs in 1900. But what do the hens get for all this re venue t Sooner or later they get it iu the neck and are sold ou the markets for spring chickens. Surgeon'» Knife Sot Seeded. Surgery is no longer necessary to cure piles. DeWitt 's Witch Hazel Salve cures such cages at once, removing tbe necessity for dangerous, painful and expensive operations. For scalds, cuts, burns, wounds, bruises, sores and skin diseases it is unequalled. Beware of counterfeits. John R. Taylor. By this time the Miss Stone ban dits have no donbt safely deposited their swag and are ready fo* t. oth er business transaction in missi onoarie*. TRUST PRINCIPLE. New York, March 24.—John D. liockfeller, Jr., in an address to his Bible class in the Fifth Aveuue Baptist Church on "Why Should We Join the Church?" spoke in part as follows : "To fight the battle alone is to be lost. Association with others is an absolute necessity. It would be successful. It would be like see ing a soldier fighting singly for his country as to see the Christiau fightittgJM God from without the chnreteSjP? "Iu nnfOn there is strength and success. We can see this illustrated every day in the business world. The busiuess man, with a small capital,'finds it to his benefit to unite his money and interests with those of his neighbor. The benefits that derive from their combined capital and labor are proportionat ely greater than those that would accrue if both worked singly. And these partners iu turn find it bene ficial to join their partnership with other partnerships and so on until the great corporation is founded, each uuiou extending the benefits and possibilities of all concerned without the loss so common in single effort." Working 24 Hours a Day. There's no rest for those tireless little workers—Dr. King's New Life Pills. Millionsare always busy, curing Torpid Liver,Jaundice, Bili ousness, Fever and Ague. They banish Sick Headache, drive out Malaria. Never gripe or weaken. . Small, taste nice, work wonders. Try them. 25c at Estorge Drug Co. drug store. A young man in Tangipahoa par ish recently got even with a girl who jilted him by sending her a re quest to go driving, and when she bad joyfully accepted and rigged herself out in her best, he cruelly sent her a hammer and a pound of ten penny nails with the informa tion that she could drive as much as she pleased. Chronic lHarrhoea. Mr. C. B. Wingfield, of Fair Play, Mo., who suffered from chronic dysentery for thirty-five years, says Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Kemedy did him more good than any other medicine he had ever used. For sale by James A. Druggist. >■ t