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THE RIE BELT JOURNAL WELSd k'TG. CO., LTD., Pubs. WESIit. LOUITISIANA t" \owithl.tanudng the deathi records aviators contiiwe to cut loose on a spiral glid'. A Chh'cago man went to jail rather than eat hash. Some things are worse than prison. A specialist says that modern dress is killing women. Well, they're dressed to kill. The compositor who set it up "the high cost of loving" is, of course, a Ekinflint bachelor. Wisconsin hunters found a thirty pound mushroom, or in other words enough to kill a regiment. A Corean bride is obliged to remain j absolutely silent on her wedding day. That's because it's her last opportu nity. A cent a day is all it costs a man to live in China. But do not rejoice. A half-cent a day is all a man can earn. A Texas woman left $100.000 to aid in the support of old maids. nut will any woman step forward to claim a share? Army aviators have invented a noiseless aeroplane. But what is needed more is one that will stay right side up. The twenty-five most beautiful words have been collected by a prize competition. Oddly enough, money is not one of them. If it it true that there are 4.000 poets in thie United states, why don't we see some real poetry occasionally in the nmagazines? A New York multimillionaire re cently bought a $500.000 library. Now he'll probably hire a private secretary to read it for him. An Iowa court has decided that tips belong to the person who receives ' them. Or the patron who hangs on to them, of course. A St. Louis woman ended a quarrel with a neighbor over their chickens by firing a charge of shot into him. s Bird-shot, of course. A Boston litterateur says that poe try is born in the stomach. Which may account for some of the indi gestible magazine verse. The man who was ordered by a judge to remain idle to please his wife probably will not be concerned about the eight-hour day. The Eskimos of Alaska seem to be acquiring all the diseases of civiliza ;tlon except the hookworm. The lat ter objects to the climate. Artificial rubber is made in Holland of freshly caught sea fish. Must have been suggested to some one who ate some freshly caught sea fish. A recent decision relieves a soldier 'ýof the United States army from the payment of alimony and some antici pate a large increase in enlistments. A New York woman obtained a di vorce because her husband used to tipple cologne. It couldn't have been the smell of his breath she objected to. 'Ir Philadelphia high school boys went on strike because they disliked the colors selected for the school. There are times when the wisdom of abol ishing spanking must be gravely doubted. England is planning a memorial to Izaak Walton. Sounds like a flish story. A Cincinnati man, suing for di vorce, charges his wife with swiping his false teeth and using them her self. A toothsome statement, indeed! The crop of white potatoes is said -t * to be 410,000,000 bushels. A little math ematics will enable you to determine your allotment for the year 1912-13. Did anybody ever undertake to fig ure up the postage stamps and print ed matter absolutely wasted on unre sponsive voters in a national political campaign? Dr. Btooks of theneva discovered a comet at 4 o'clock the other morning. But most men who stay out untfl 4 o'clock in the morning never think o0 that excuse. i Los Angeles has a school whets girls are taught dressitg as a fine art. It ought to have an annex where tfu ture husbands can be taught how to hook 'em up. "'Ling becomes a habit with man who are not wpiling their wives should know of their movements," says a'Baltinore preacher; speaks as .ne who knows. Thirty' volcanoes are reported it eruptloqn in one of the islands of the Tonga group. Still it would ie a com. paratively quiet place compared with *ne of our election nights. A Chicago judge holds that loud snoring is not a ctime. But as n. ac .essory it still boldi its own SERIAL STORY A EXCUSE ME! Novelized from the Comedy of the Same Name By ILLUSTRATED Repert From Photo raphs of bthe Play a. Produced Hughes By Henry W. Savig. CopyriLht, stA, by a. . Fly O. is SYNOPSIS. Lieut. Harry Mallory Is ordered to the Phitlippintes . te and M arjior. Newton decide to elope, hut wret'k oi taxicab pre vents their seeing iniister on thie way to the train. Transiucnitinrntal train Is tak ing on passengers. I'Porter has a lively time with an Englishman and Ira Liat h top, a Yankee busInoss man. The elopter have an excuting tinie getting to Ithe train. "Littl ie Jinnie'" ' Wellingtin boundil for Reno to get a divirne, btoais ttritit In maudlin condition. Ltir r Mlr" Jirtnie appears. She i iil.-i hound for Rteno with same object. L.iwis(e ' Mrs. Siiy Ri' hIIt comb. Latter bh:imnis Mrs. .Inntilt fir her marital troubles ('lassnu teS it ýTal lory' dectrate bhridal herth. Rev\. anttl Mlrs. Ternple p ta it on a vai tion. 'Tl ' dicitli to cut loose aud Tene t riioviS 'e id nce of his calling. Mito ti,' dechl e to let Mallory prcireed a'.a -, but tractn tatr-s w ile they or' lost in fart weli. T"sen gens join tlillr 's lt.ssiioat ': s ;'t itu cm:pt wetlnt g tis: o. t 11.:rjril' e it' trot itd Ira t.iti.ru"p, srca . i-nl Anni'. c~ai i'. f t.W iv p t"' 't I Jtt i na suti r sts \'t L .-11t'r tlt' tint " S I iry vhatn Rdnate f~1 * rdur a t '~~h Mrs. \Wh\I.o t'mh M .nrtr ' rt- to t j 'rie til finre to ti t r c I dotli' O ' to r itn~t a 't' Otr ~ Vr ltP } fRids a vno-a r it h rth 1: .iln l c \.1'Ti;ogt oin ti- r in.t I v prtachter. Lir. `t r.;h t' tp = as :. 1 clan. MIre Ti-o !' r lt r (it i ,airs Wettington to sicate a rK e :I_ pr ii ae r n a station piat: iri ra iss 1 tl altry's hpes. it :e t'keyi o - tier train. Mis.in;g hitan haggi' pontt the C''! p to l rrow ft n pa ss"ngrt .tnm tile gets a inter in lise e'e nd Mrs.. Jiminde gives fi-t aid. otolni's " isii tn risured. st:lt i ct reynit an. Mtore tsr rowing. fir. T ittle z d biizl' b' ehai, or of different couples. Mtarjorie's je iI'ilSY aroused tby Mallorys tast'all jargon. Marjorie suggests wrecking the train in hopes that accident will produce a preach er. Also tries to induce the ionductor to hold the train so she can shop. CHAPTER XXVII. The Dog-on Dog Again. As the conductor left the M1allorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been at tempted-a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!-to go shopping of all things! He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hol low-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin. "Say, Ellsworth, what in - do wants?-wants me to hold the Trans American while-" But the porter was in a flurry him self. He was about to serve cham pagne, and he cut the conductor short: " 'Scuse me, boss, but they's a byv in' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this. I can't talk to you now. I'll sey you later." And he swaggered off, leav ing the door of the buffet open. The conductor paused to close it, glanced in, started, stared, glared, roared: "What's this! Well. I'll be-a dog smuggled in here! [I'I break that coon's head. Come out of there, you miserable or'nary hound." He seized the incredulous Snoozleums by the scruff of his neck, growling, "It's you for the baggage car ahead," and dashed out with his prey, lust as Mal lory, now getting new bearings on MWarjorie's character, ' sppke across the rampart of his Napoleonically j folded arms: "Well, you're a nice one!-making violent love to a conductor before my very eyes. A minute more and I would have-" She silenced him with a snap: "Don't you speak to me! I bate you! I hate all men. The more I know men the more I like-" this reminded her, and she asked anxiously: "Where is Snoozleums?". Mallory, impatient at the shift of subject, snapped back: "Oh, I left him in the buffet with the waiter. What I want to know is how you dare to-" "Was it a colored waiter?" "Of course, But I'm not speaking of-". "But suppose he should bite him?" "Oh. you can't hurt those nigger waiters. I etart~ed. to say-" "But I can't have Snoozioums bit in; colored people. It might not agree with om. Get him nt once." Mallory trembled with suppressed rage like an overloaded boIler, but he gave up and growled: "Oh. Lord, all right. I'll get him 'wheni I've tin ished-" "Go get him this minute. And bring the poor darling back to his mother." S"His mother! , Ye gods!" cried Mal lory, wildly. He . turned' away and dashed into the men's room with a furious: "Where's that damned dog?' The porer the porter just returning. Th otrsmiled: "He's right in beah, wir." and ppened the buffet door. His eyes popped and his Jau astaged: "Why, I let' him .here just & minute ago." "You left the window open, too," Mallory'observed. "Well, I guess flea gone." The porter was panic-stricken: "On. SI'm tterrlble sorry, boss, I wouldn't hav lost dat Gog for a foreine. IAt you was to hit me with a axe I Woul(l lt mind." To his utter hefudiidleiimeint, Mallory grinned ra1l winked at himI, and nIulr inured: ''()h, that's all riýlit. l)n't worry.''" And natually laid half a dol lar in lila palr. Leaving Itho bhrl(c lids betting over the starting eyes. Malnllory pulled hir suisei inito a long face and went back to Mlarjorie like I an undertitker: ''.y love, prepare yourself for had Inews.' Mairj trio looked up, startled and ap- i prehensrive: ' Snoozleums is 111. He dit bite the darkey." "Worse thani that-he--he--fell out of the window.'' "Whon!" she shrieked, "in heaven's Iuame-whenl?" "lie was there just a minute ago, the waiter says." Marjorie went into instant hysterics, wringing her hands and sobbing: "Oh,. my darling, my poor child-stop the train at once!" She began to pound Mallory's shoulders and shake him frantically. lie hadl never seen her this way eith er. I-e was getting his education in advance. He tried to calm her with inexpert words: "How can I stop the train? Now, dearie, he was a nice dog, but after all, he was only a dog." She rounded on him like a panther: "Only a dog! lie was worth a dozen men like you. You find the conductor at once, command him to stop this train-and back up! I don't care if he has to go back ten miles. tun, tell him at once. Now, you run!" Mallory stared at her as if she h'ad gone Inad, but he set out to run some where, anywhere. Marjorie :paced up and down distractedly, tearing her hair and moaning, "''Snooz!eums, Snoo zhunms! My child. .My poor child!'' .t leng;th her wildly roving eyes noted ihe t eli rope. She stared, pon:dered ni dded her heand. cluitched at it. could not reach it. jiuuped ftr it several ti:eE in 'tvain, then seized a Chair, swIti it into place, stund up in It. tirIppd thý role. and can:e down en' it :ith a1 tar weiiht, drop-ling to the eour and jamaping tip and down in a frI nzidal dance. In the di-tance the en g fOe could he hintr taintly whist liiig. whistling tr e' vey pull. 'rThe engineer, far ahead, could not inuagin e a' hat unheard -ou crisis could bring about such ii lad ignals. 'The fireman yelled: "I bet that crazy conductor is at tacked with an elhilettic fit." Iut there was no disputing the command. The engine was reversed., the air brakes set, the sand run out and every effort made to pull the iron horse, as it were, back on Its haunches. The grinding, squealing, jolting, shook the train like an earthquake. The shrieking of the whistle froze the blood like a woman's cry of "Mur der!" in the night. The women among the. passengers echoed the screams. The men turned pale and braced themselves for the shock of collision. Some of them were mumbling pray ers. Dr. Temple and Jimmie Welling ton, with one idea in their dissimilar souls, dashed from the smoking room to go to their wives. Ashton and Wedgewood, with no one to care for but themselves, seized windows and tried to tight them open. At last they budged a sash and knelt down to thrust their heads out. "I don't see a beastly thing ahead," said Wedgewood, "except the heads of other fools." "We're slowing down though," said Ashton, "she stops! We're safe. Thank God!" And be collapsed into a chair. Wedgewood collapsed ilto another, gasping: "Whatevah are we safe from, I wondah?" The train-crew and various passen gers descended and ran alongside the ,train asking questions. Panic gave way to mystery. Even Dr. Temple came back into the smoking room to finish a precious cigar he had been at work on. He was followed by Little Jimmie, who had not quite reached his wife when the stopping of the train put an end to his excuse for chivalry. He was regretfully mum bling: "It would have been such a good shansh to shave my life's wife-I mean my-I don't know what I mean." He sank into a chair and ordered a drink; then suddenly remembered his vow, and with great heroism, rescind- i ed the order. Mallory, finding that the train was checked just before he reached the conductor, saw that official's bewil dered wrath at the stoppage and had a fearsome intuition that Marjorie had somehow done the deed. He hur ried back to the observation room, where he found her charging up and down, still- distraught. He paused at a safe distance and madd: "The train has stopped, my dear. Somebody rang the beli." "I guess somebody did!" Marjorie answered, with a proud toss of the head. "Where's the conductor?" "f"Hl's looking for the fellow that pulled the rope." "You go tell him to back up -and slowly, too." ."No, thank you!" said Mallory. He was a brave young man, but he was uot bearding the conductors of atop ped expresses. Already the conduc tor's voice was heard in the saoking room, wgere he appeared with the rush an@ roar of a Bashan bill. "Well!" he bellowed, "which one of you.guys pulled that rope?" "It was. nobody here, sir," 14'. Tem pip meekly explained. The conductor transfized him with a baleful glare: "I wouldii't believe a gambler on oath. I bet you did it"" Ij assure you, sir," Wedgewood io terposed, "he didn't touch it I was heah." The conductor waved him aside and charged into the observatioih room, ifollowOb by all the passengers no an awe-struck rabble. Here too, the conductor thrinered: "\Who pulled that rop ?:Y Speak up oe5J btody"' ralliry as about to '4tItiice him self to Irve Marjorie, but she Erte the conductiU(',I 1 l(ICk rage with flit with 'ring contempt of a young lueen: 1 I odle d the old rot '. \V lhuoa di(d you Tihe cionduci(tor almost drolpped wih apop;lelxy at fiindi ig thiscl t li no hody vto vent his iniien-e rage on, Ibut this pink tand white slip. "iou he guillped, ''well, what in- Say, In the itame of--why, don't you know it's a peinit'ntiary offense to stop a train this way??" rMarjorie tossed her head a little higher, grew a little calmer: "What do I care? I want you to back up." The conductor was reduced to a wet rag, a feeble echo: '[ack up the train up?" 'Yes, back the train up," Marjorien ancwered, resolutely, "and go slowly till I tell you to stop." The conductor stared at her a mo ment, then whirled on Mallory: "Say, i what in hell's the matter with your wife?" Mallory was saved from the prob lem of answering by Marjorie's abrupt change from a young 'T'sarina rebuk ing a serf, to a terrified mother. She flung out imploring pialms and with a gusQi of tears pleaded: "Won't you please back up? My darling child tell off the train." The conductor's rage fell away in an Instant. "Your child fell off the train:" he gasped. "Good Lord! How old was he?'' W\i:h one hand he was groping tor 'the bell cord to give the signal, wit lh thle other he opetned the door to lOuki back a ong the track. 'I ', wasv two years olfi," Marjorie tUh. that's too bad:" the conductor go ' '. 'VWuat did h' look like?' 'lie lid a liiink ribban roind his flu k., "A pink riblnn--oh, the poor little ftlh .'. theN l r litt!; t'liowv " \" . I a ita.g curly t. 1. h'lhe ct i"ua to fr. s'rung round with a "'. cui': ,ii:t --ye'll' $011 i' ,y dog:" Marjorie roared bacit at Shi . 1iO coii:ctorr a vOice cracked weakly as P' sxnrieked: "Your dog! You stollpped this train for a tool dog?" "lie wasn't a tool dog," Marjorie retorted, facing him down, "he knows niore than you do." The conductor threw up his hands: "\\'ell, don't you women beat-" He studied Marjorie as i$ she were some curious freak of nature. Suddenly an Idea struck into his daze: "Say, what kind of a dog was it?-a measly little cheese-hound ?" "He was a noble, beautiful soul with wonderful eyes and adorable ears." The conductor was growing weak er and weaker: "Well, don't worry. 1 got him. He's in the baggage car." Mqsrjorie stared at him unbelieving ly. The news seemed too gloriously beautiful to be true. "He isn't dead Snoozleums is not dead!" she cried,' "he lives! He lives! You have saved him." And once more she flung her self upon the conductor. He tried to bat her off like a gnat, and Mallory came to his rescue by dragging her away and shoving her into a chair. But she saw only the noble conductor: "Oh, you dear, good, kind angel. Get him at once." "He stays in the baggage car," the conductor answered, firmly and as he supposed, finally. "But Snoozleums doesn't like bag gage4 cars," Marjorie smiled. "He won't ride in one." "He'll ride in this one or I'll wring his neck." "You fiend in human flesh!" Mar jorie shrank away from him in hor ror, and he found courage to seize the .bell rope and ,ank it viciously with a sardonic: "Please, may I start this train ?" The whistle tooted faintly. The bell began to hammer, the train to creak and writhe and click. The conductor pulled his cap down hard and start ed forward. Marjorie seized his sleeve: "Oh, I implke you, don't con sign that poor sweet child to the hor rid baggage car. if you have a human heart in your breast, hear my pray er." The conductor surrendered uncon ditionally: "Oh, Lord, all right, all right. I'll lose my job, but if you'll keep quiet, I'll bring him to you." And he slunk out meekly, followed by the passengers, who were sha4ing their heads In wonderment at this most amazing feat of this most amazing bride. (TO BE CONTINUED.) The Cure. Miss Fay Templeton, at a supper at the Ritz-Carlton In New York given lb honor of her return to'the stage, praised the American business man. "I have only one fault to find with him," she said. "He works too hard. Hence, of an evening, he is some. times a little dull. "But Intelligfint VIva can soon cure their husbands of overworking. I know a wife-she and her good man are in Egypt now-who came down to dinner one night in a somber black robe. "Her husband-a frightfully over worked millionaire-looked at her cos tume and exclatimed: "'Why on earth, my love, are you 'wearing a dress like that? It's posi tively half-mourning,' "'Of course it's half mourning,' she replied. 'When you come home from' the ofilce. don't you always complain that you're half deadt" Rare Muskrat Trapped. An alblno muskrat, white as snow, with pink eyes, was trapped In the big Pierce swamp near Fairfield, N, SJ., the fLtat ever caught in that state. Woman Commits Suicide. 'lontgoinery.-dirs. \Vma 1 n ger shot anti killed hriLVii v1 `a a shotgun Thursday. She was four;! tiv ing on the ground nF a haibrn, by her hand was a forked stick, V? i nI she is believed to have u 1 to di charge the gun. In the hedrou i: her house it was found that a mea, of shot had been fired into a uiuc, o the bed. It is believed that abe or teinmpted to shoot hursc'f ilv i II V:t on the bed, and failing beerau' : gun was so long she 'oulti not r'teaI the trigger, went out to thie b;:r'i a n used the forked stick. Mrs. !:na r i had been affeýted mtental1i for !i-Omi time, it is said, and once aItt atuil to hang herself. She leaves a Ii isija:d and three children. Investigation of Sugar Trust. New Orleans.-A hearrt in ti .. gov ernment's investigation (f tb! i-(: .-1 ed sugar trust opened TtI .rih'1. ( r relsponldence between i 'rv-i rll' av- meyer of thy- Amnericani s"ai 1 ing ('nmp:any amid J. T. 1ti'he: liun of the New ()rie'tas refi nery way imireo (laced by Atiorney Ate- I. sri: 1Jr, who, wiuh J. i. lnal . is) the government s (ti'l of t l suit pu:d lIn: l)('ore the l Ib-':I " -i 'cer';)t of the southern daitrict of Nw Yn rI. lookinm to the d olu'Li t jr i .' ri ,e,' - ica n S u ga r h a R tiniii 'i ('I .u . y . . L ar A. \'Wo¾ami, \Vihiin _A Lr :. 1 i '. !.. ('ogs u'eil Ce!'e the ;ilra _.11'. 1 a: . . Bookkeeper Poster Arrested. Dat'! ever.--Roubert ii. 1 ' - for merIl boa klkce r for ti'a- N- ..rthlirn Lulbh r i ,iiann:alturit , Came;j ' .i o Of Iatchelnr, which lOci-i Pti hi held from J:anuary, Iblo, to :\ay ' I, at which time hIe attempted to shoot the secretary and general naoang r, W. B. Crosby, when Mr. Crosby is said to have discoveredl some of his irregu larities, has been arrested in Brook haven, Miss., on charges of emnbezzle ment of funds of the lumber conmpanv amounting to several thousand dol lars. Foster was indicted on four of these counts by the grand jury of Pointe Coupee parish in October. Dredging Company Incorporated. Lake Charles.-The Lake Arthur Dredging Company, capital $50,000, with Lake Arthur as its domicile, was incorporated Friday. The officers and board of directors are: A. C. Wilkins of Beaumont, president; E. C. French, vice president, and W. S. Streater, sec retary-treasurer, both of Lake Arthur, and H. C. Wilkins of Beaumont. The company will engage in reclamation vork. Jail Breakers Cremated. Crowley.-As a result of their effort to escape from jail by setting the building on fire, William Collier and a companion, both of Los Angeles, Cal., were cremated in the village jail at Church Point, in the northern part of Acadia parish, Thursday morning. One other inmate, Collin Lebleu of Church Point, was in the burning jail, but succeeded in making an escape, although very badly burned. Had Too Many Diamonds. New Orleans.-F. Knops, a native of Germany, and a diamond cutter, was arrested Saturday by custom of ficers and 122 diamonds, said to have been forwarded from Antwerp by mail, were seized pending an investigation as to whether the duty has been paid. Knops is a brother-in-law of Prof. E. E. Schuyler, instructor of music at Tulane. He was released on $1,000 bail. To . Regulate Trains. White Castle.-The city council has adopted ordinances regulating the speed of railroad trains through White Castle, restricting the speed to ten miles per hour, and making It a mis demeanor for trains to blockade cross Ings for more than ten minutes. The 'liquor license was fixed at $550 for 1913. The 1913 budget was adopted, showing a disbursement of $10,000. Prominent Sugar Planter Shot. Baton Rouge.-James Norman, man ager of the Chamberlain plantation at Chamberlain, brother of A. W. Nor man of Smithfield, and one of the most prominent sugar planters of this section, was shot and perhaps fatally wounded Friday at the Chamberlain store by a negro, growing out of a dispute over a settlement. Ex-Convict Under Arrest. Franklin.-After stealing an over coat in front of Sam Silverman's store, a coat in Hayes' drug store, and break ing into Moorman's garage, John Henry Wilson, a negro ex-convict, was arrested by Marshal Philip Alberes. New Orleans Live Stock. New Orleans.-Live Stock Landing, New Orleans: Texas and Western cattle--Receipts, 509 beeves and 729 ealves and yearlings; sales, 406 grown and 647 small. Prices firm, with a little upward tone; outlook good for everything fat. Steamer Breaks Shaft. Donaldsonville.-The steamer St James broke a shaft while landing at the Donaldsonville wharf. The boat will be towed to New Orleans. Hogs Die t itkilling Of i for the ast Stra ,e herds TI last 1s H Was that f the larg Mir. p y2i'j hogtý +: tý are dy to ten a day I'L otem ata = ie diseae has (iuily free fý ýting the ent nis usingti hr. Thom lan, With the << trifleary sutý Iut mortem 'ombined. (f the parish :ver, still behles ml'rfely diphthet,ý Sliif, as also ar tle disease is L irdb Dr. Webb has Ll butchers to eaadia parish ieten given. Tbhy fll'nd necessary ýtties hogs hare fat came from lop dsease is flourishi Ulso have been ies1 State and parish aei b erved in the mat if the law. The sj a(riculture has tag :or investigati.u Traction Abbeville.-The 1: property ta ion of levying a Tien !'ears it aidi lraction and ..'fed upon the e trs an el i ror AbbervlJi td in the tax ority, over ivalues being t t ha tax, while but three w The K. of Amite ctjy officers of tl K. of P., took. Thursday and were elected Otis C. Thorp, V. C.; and S.; H. I. sett, M. at Ak; W.; A. 8. lard, 0. G.; Cht~n ative to the (1i Kopfler, alterasib The W.dmae Alexandris.-I Woodme of following cma*ý year: I. J. der; E. K. J. J. Coopr., clerk; J. W.. Semple, Bonnette GA ham, camp Shreveport victed of aw4 sentenced ta Bell. WatliS calmly sad Bailey, coa'tl *,oison her was killd, heard her trayed no tenced latiir withest dicial district torney. Morgan iC district noV1 elect Brock ed. Dral Lake Grand Ch Cameroh eron d an efecdaIs to dralaM& all the la3 trict e est prope* leans a Feed St Lafayet on Hugh Second w7i Thursday, setting th ed tot corn and sumed. Beic& sea8db drouth of prove O ity,pa as catt1S water. New steady ceiptS, Sales,. and 1, K girl, W near K McMI