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THE RICE BELT JOURNAL WELSH PTG. CO., LTD., Pubs. WELS. LOUISIANA Lime Is recommended as a diet to cure flat feet. Quickens up a body, no doubt. This eight hour a day law is all right for women, but where does moth er come in? An Ohio man was injured by an explosion of a hot doughnut. Lucky he hadn't eaten it. New York has 750 hotels, and can accommodate 350,000 people. She also keeps enough waiters to trim them all. They say that a hare can run 60 feet a second, but where is there a fat man who would like to be a hare? Now comes a genealogist with the announcement that the rightful king of Ireland is a German. Och, wurra, wurra! Nothing better displays the bold ness of the Chinese republic than its effort to interfere in the matter of woman's dress. A Toronto minister named Shear er refused to turkey trot for a judge. It is said he made some cutting re marks as well. If we were all baseball clubs we could all go south, too. But of course somebody has to stay at home and abuse the weather. There are twenty-seven forms of in sanity, but there is no scientific sup port for the notion that a man may have several of them. Poor girl in a paper mill found $110 in rags, and then they proved to be confederate bills. She's been chewing the rag about it ever since. A Pennsylvania burglar upset a hive of bees, with the result that he was captured. A case of the busy little bee improving each shining hour. Professor Yammer remarks that everybody emits a ray. But the loud est ones are those emitted by the college youth at a football game. In Switzerland it is held lawful to call a man an ass. Perhaps because the majority of men in Switzerland risk their necks mountain climb ing. Chicago pastor advises girls not to wed until they are twenty-three. So they will have something to lay it on if it proves an unhappy mar riage. A baby girl in Boston is being trained up to become a perfect wo man.' It's a cinch she'll be a snob with all that self-consciousness of her mission. Heatless light is said to have been discovered by a Parisian scientist, which indicates that science is only about a couple of aeons behind the modest firefly. Philadelphia is manufacturing a mo tor truck along lines of a locomotive. Should be equipped with a cowcatch er and run under rules governing a railroad train. A New Jersey pastor played a cor net at a dance, and his congregation demanded his resignation. If he's as bad a musician as some we've heard we don't blame them. In Berlin persons are not allowed to keep their windows open while play ing on musical instruments. In Amer ica the fellow who lives next door is Sforced to put his down. There are whole parishes in Eng land that have not a single bathtub. So it seems that some Englishmen do get along without a morning "bawth" A St. Louis man is possessed of a leg that has been asleep for eight months and refuses to awake. Still, it's not so bad as if he were left without a leg to stand on. A British specialist diagnoses the disease from which Napoleon died as cancer. Post-mortems have their use, but one almost a century after the event is rather more curious than im portant in Brooklyn, one Jury awarded a woman $3,000 for a loss of her hus band, and another jury gave a man $3,500 for the loss of a leg. The 'Jury must have known the de ceased. West Virginia legislator wants to pass a low making it illegal for worm en to wear hats in theaters. Why not include punishment for sticking hat pins through the back of the seat ahead. too? Government reports show that horses are increasing in spite of the spreading use of automobiles. It will reaure those who fear that the march of progress is causing neglect of man's best friend. A German who paid a $1 poll tax In Jersey City last year chopped down the only pole he had on the premises and made his wife hang her clothes on the roof. Now he is studying English in a night school to find out whether : the collector is spoofnag him. WOMAN'S STORY MADE PUBLIC Mrs. Moncrief Didn't Consider It Secret. Thought Friends Should Know. Read Her Statement. Belton, Tex.-Mrs. Ethel Moncrief, of this place, says: "I suffered with a complaint peculiar to women, and, al though I called in the doctors, they failed to do me any good. Then. I began to take Cardui; the woman's tonic. From the frst dose, I could feel re suits, and, in a short time, I was re lieved of all my dreadful suffering. My friends were surprised to see the results I obtained from the use of Cardui. I just couldn't help telling them. It built up my system wonder. fully. I do not want to be without Cardui in my house, as long as I can obtain it. It is a true relief for womanly troubles. I can't praise it too highly." In the past helf century, thousands of ladies have written, like Mrs. Mon crief, to tell of the benefit received from the use of Cardul. Such testimony, from earnest wom en, surely indicates the merit of this woman's remedy. Cardui contains pure, harmless, vegetable ingredients, which act in a gentle way on all the weakened wom anly organs. It cannot do you harm, and is al most sure to be the very medicine you need. It's good for young or old. Please give Cardul a trial. N. B.--write to: Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies' Advisory Dept., Chattanooga, Tenn.. for Sueiallhstructions on yourcase and 64-page book, "Home Treatment for Women." sent mn plain wrapper. Adv. NOT HIS STYLE. il "I thought you said the colt could win in a walk?" "Well, they went and entered him in a running race." FROM ECZEMA AND RINGWORM You can obtain instant relief by us ing Tetterine, also the best remedy known for Chafes. Bites of Insects, Tetter. Itching Piles. Burns. Chilblains. old Itching Sores, etc. Because you have spent hundreds of dollars and ex perienced no relief for your itching skin troubles, besides devoting a great deal of energy scratching and pawing at the plague spot until the blood Is sued forth, don't despair, Nature wisely provides a remedy for every ill that flesh is heir to. Tetterine will cure you permanently, positively and completely, nothing else will. Sold by drugg!sts or sent by mall for 50c. by J. T. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga. Adv. .Cruel to Be Kind. "What makes you carry that horri ble shriek machine for an ,automobile signal?" "For humane reasons," replied Mr. Chuggins. "If I can paralyze a per son with fear he will keep still and I can run to one side of him." Proof Positive. "How did the new play go?" "Like a breeze." "Then somebody raised the wind." One is more likely to applaud the man who has done some good things, if one is not one of them. Constipation causes many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's Pleasant. Pellets. One a laxative, three for cathartia. Adv. No, Cordelia, a criminal lawyer isn't necessarily a criminal. To Relieve the Pain of a Burn Instantly and take out all inlammation in one day, ay the wonderful old reliable DR. PORTtER'S AN'ISilP. TIC ImAhLNG OIL. Relleves pain and heals at the same time 2ie, 5c, $1.00. And platonic friendship frequently makes a noise like a flirtation. IIlIIIII' "All In, Down and Out" It's in the Spring you always feel that way. The system is overloaded with winter impurities, the blood is sluggish and the bowels clogged. Hostetter's STOMACH BITTERS is an ideal medicine for all Spring all ments and a trial now will convince you. Be sure it's Hostetter's. t - FOR SALE--STOCK FARM, 900 a. Lampasaa Co., Tex.; 350 a. cult., one 6 and one I r. house, outbidga. C. Garner, Proctor. Tex A (NEROUS GI6F1 Free to Readers of This Paper Professor Munyon has just issued a most useful almanac containing a number of his best essays, including the two won derful articles, "Don't Be a Cipher" and "The Power of Love." The almanac also contains illustrated in.tructions for Char acter Reading, gives the meaning of your birth month, the interpretation of dreams, complete weather forecasts forthe North, ern States, Pacific Slope and Southern States. In fact, it is a magazine almanac. It will he sent you absolutely free. With it we will include any one full-size 25c. Munyon Remedy, our Rheumatism Rem edy for rheumatism, our Kidney Remedy for kidney trouble, our Dyspepsia Rem edv for indigestion, our Paw Paw Pills for biliousness or constipation. Not a penny to pay. Address The 3funyon Remedy Company, Philadelphia, Pa. A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY. In this age of research and experiment, all nature is ransacked by thesclentiflcforthecomfortand hap pnessof man. Science has indeed made giant strides in the past century, and among the-by no means least important-discoveries in medicine is thatof Therapion, which has been used with gret successin French Hospitals and that it is worthy the attention of those who suffer from kidney, bladder, nervous diseases, chronic weaknesses, ulcers skin eruptions, piles. &o., there is no doubt. In factItseemsevident from the big stir created amongst specialists. that THERAPION is destined to cast intooblivion all those questionable remedies that were formerly the sole reliance of medical men. It is of course impos sible to tell sufferers all we should like to tell them In this short article but those ~ho would like to know more about this remedy that has effected so many-we might almost say, miraculous cures, should send addressed envelope for FREE book to Dr. LeClerc Med. Co.. Haverstock Road, Hampstead, London, Hng. and decide for themselves whether the New French Remedy "THERAPION" No. 1.No.! or No. 8 is what they require and have been seeknlog in vain during a life of misery, snfering, ill health and unhappiness. Therapilon Is sold by drngists or mail $1.00. Vougera Lo., 10 Beehkman St., Now York. EDITOR PAUSES TO INQUIRE Seems to Have a Feeling That He is Making an Argument Against Woman Suffrage. Enemies of votes for women, in search of arguments to confound the orators of the cause, may use for what it is worth the following incident which happened in Madison square one day last week: A young woman of pleasing and pic turesque aspect came northward from Twenty-third street across the square. She struggled under the weight of a dog-hamper, and inside one could see a bright-eyed, restless fox terrier, eager to be let 'out. The woman car ried a leash in her left hand, and the dog had on a collar with a snap. An interested observer followed the wom an. She struggled.on six blocks up Madison avenue before she reached her destination, a residence on the east side of the street. Then she un locked the hamper, snapped the leash on the dog's collar, and took him in side the house. Why had she carried an able-bodied, 25-pound fox terrier, who wanted to be let out, all that distance?-New York Evening Post. Children's Humor. The poetry of life is frequently seen in childhood. We have this illustrated in the description of butterflies as "pansies flying." "A star is a cinder from God's great star," has a wealth of unconscious meaning. But perhaps the finest ap proach to poetry was made by a tiny tot who defined dew' as "the grass crying." "O auntie!" said a little girl; "I've just seen a pencil walking." The nurse who had grown out of fairyland explained it was only an or dinary worm. Were Only Bent. She weighed only 286, so that when she trod on a banana skin she sub sided very gently. A polite shop keeper came out to assist her to rise from a box of his best new-laid eggs. "Oh, I do hope I have not broken them!" she cried. "Not at all, madam," said the polite one; "they are only bent." IN A SHADOW. Inveterate Tea Drinker Feared Par. alysis. Steady use of either tea or coffee often produces alarming symptoms as the poison (caffeine) contained in these beverages acts with more po tency in some persons than in others. "I was never a coffee drinker," writes an Ill. woman, "but a tea drink er. I was very nervous, had frequent spells of sick headache and heart trouble, and was subject at times to severe attacks of bilious colic. "No end of sleepless nights-would have spells at night when - my right side would get numb and tingle like a thousand needles were pricking mrF flesh. At times I could hardly put my tongue out of my mouth and my right eye and ear were affected. "The doctors told me I was liable to become paralyzed at any time, so I was in constant dread. I took no end of medicine-all to ho good. "The doctors told me to quit using tea, but I thought I could not live without'it-that it was my only stay. I had been a tea drinker for twenty five years; was under the doctor's care for fifteen. "About six months ago, I finally quit tea and commenced to drink .ostum. "I have never had eon spell of sick b.adache since and only one light attack of bilious colli. Have quit hav ing those numb spells at night, sleep well and my heart is getting stronger all the time." Name given upon re quest. Postum now comes in concentrated, powder form,, called Instant Postum. It is prepared by stirring a level tea spoonful in a cup of hot water, adding sugar to taste, and enough cream to bring the color to golden brown. Instant Postum is convenient; there's no waste; and the flavor is al ways uniform. Sold by grocers every where. A 5-cup trial tin mailed for grocer's name and 2-cent stamp for postage. Postum Cereal Co, Ltd,, Battle Creek. Mich. NOTABLE VICTORY FOR THE PEOPLE Upsetting of Western Classifica tion 51 Means Much. RAILROADS LOSE BIG CASE Chairman Thorne of Iowa Commis sion Tells How the Shippers and Consumers of the West Bene fit by the Decision. Des Moines, la., March 13.-The peo ple of the United States have had Iowa to thank for a number of ex cellent things, and to the list must be now added an achievement that means a great deal to the shippers of the entire west from the Missisippi to the Pacific. Especially are those shippers under obligations to the Iowa state board of railroad commissioners and its chairman, Clifford Thorne. This achievement is the suspension and revision, by the interstate com merce commission, of an entire freight classification, known as Western clas sification No. 51, and on March 31 the several hundred changes made to con form to the commission's order will go into effect. Shippers and consum ers alike will benefit by the revisipn. Iowa Leads the Fight. Iowa's commission was by no means alone in the good work, but -it took the initiative in the case and assumed the chief part of the burden of pre paring and trying it. Sixteen western state railroad commissions united in the fight, and Mr. Thorne was the chairman of the committee represent ing them. He gives much credit to Benjamin L. Jacobson, who had gen eral charge of gathering the evidence and preparing the specific cases for trial, pnd to A. D. Beals, Iowa's rate expert. Mr. Thorne today had this to say of the big case and its outcome: "One day during the summer of 1911 I was seated in a hotel parlor in Mil waukee. In one end of the room there were sixteen men in their shirtsleeves, talking and listening occasionally to a person standing in the center of the room; two or three minutes were al lowed to the gentleman talking; he took his seat and another person told a short story; and so on, during the course of the whole day. Powerful Group of Men. "This small group of men exercised more power than any other similar group, perhaps, in the United States. Some nine hundred railroads, large and small,' interested in traffic be tween the Missisippi river and the Pa cific coast, have organized what they call a western classification commit tee of about eighty-five members. These eighty-five men have selected a sub-committee of sixteen men. This sub-committee, which is dominated by one or two individuals, determines the freight ratings on over 7,000 articles, on which 35,000,000 people have to pay traffic between about 20,000 towns, located between the MississIp pi river and the Pacific coast. This is one of the three important classifl cation committees in America, the other two being the official, covering the northeastern portion of the Unit ed States, and the Southern. "For the first time in the history of American railroads an entire classifl cation of one of these three great freight classification committees has been suspended by the federal govern ment. And the committee I have de scribed has been making a revision of its former work, in accordance with the decision which was rendered by the interstate commerce cominmiss!on recently, known as the decision in the ease of Western classification No. 51. The railroads have just submitted to the commission a list of several hun dred changes in this classification to conform to the commission's order,and these will go into effect March S31. The opinion in this case, next to the one rendered in the express case, is perhaps the longest ever written by the interstate commerce Commission. The case is of national importance. Many of its features are unique, and of profound concern to the consumers of the country. Sixteen States United. "Many shippers and shippers' or ganizations were parties to this case. But perhaps the most interesting fea ture was the fact that on behalf of the consumers the railroad commis sions of sixteen great states appear ed. These states were.411inois. Wis consin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri. Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas, Okla homa, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Colorado, Nevada, Washing ton and Oregon. On the one hand we had the representatives of some nine hundred railroads, and opposed tor them the representatives of sixteen state governments, with the interstate commerce commission as the deciding tribunal. The hearing in. the case lasted about a year. "Western Classification No. 51 in volves more changes than -any othe, tariff publication ever issued by Amer ican railroads. The work done in preparation for this issue is said to have cost the railroads appro timately $500,000. Most Important Phases. "Of the many phases of the dect sion the first in importance are the rules and regulations. The carriers proposed many changes. These are applicable to every city, town and hamlet west of the Missisippi river. The state commissions made objec tions to fourteen of these rules, and changes were made or ordered in twelve of them. "A concrete illustration of these concerns the dunnage allowance. Prior to the issuance of No. 51, the carriers permitted the shippers to use lumber and boards to prop up machin ery in a car, the railroads hauling 500 pounds of such lumber free of charge No. 51 abolished the dunnage privi lege, and the commission ordered it reinstated. When one considers the thousands of shipments that are made annually, the importance of such a ruling can be appreciated. "Another change of importance to the western half of the United States concerns green hides. The carriers put in a rule permitting them to re fuse to take green hides'for shipment. We pointed out that they could be stored or handled in live stock cars. and not contaminate other commodi ties, and claimed that the carriers should be compelled to accept the same for transportation. Our position was sustained by the commission. Minimum Rate Ruling. "Several hundred advances were proposed by the railroads in minimum weights. They announced their pol icy to be the establishment of mini mums upon the physical capacity of the cars, refusing to take into consid eration the co:mmercial conditions surrounding the transportation. Carload Mixtures. "One of the most important parts of this case concerns carload mixtures. The carriers proposed the elimination of carload mixtures on 234 articles, and proposed changes restricting car load mixtures on more than three hun dred other articles. One of the most important changes affecting carload mixtures, which serves as an illustra tion of the effect of such changes, concerns binding twine. Prior to the issuance of No. 51, the carriers per mitted binding twine to be shipped mixed with agricultural implements, all of which took carload rates. In No. 51, they proposed to apply less than carload rates on all shipments of binding twine made in this manner. This would have caused an advance of about one hundred per cent in the freight rates on binding twine, and more than ninety per cent of all bind ing twine shipments, we were told by the largest shippers in the coun try, would be affected by this hundred per cent advance. "As indicating the policy of the carriers, thirty-two articles had car load mixtures granted to them, while over five hundred articles were totally eliminated from carload mixtures, or the mixtures were chan ged or re stricted. The interstate commerce commission has ordered the carriers to pursue diametrically the opposite course. Instead' of restricting mix tures, they are instructed td make them more liberal. "In addition to these changes in rules, the commission made specific orders disapproving advances on a long list of articles. The decision in this case is the most epoch-making on clasiflcation matters ever render ed by the interstate commerce com mission." MUST LOVE THE LITTLE FOLK Otherwise the Girl Who Adopts Pro. fession of Children's Nurse ,Wll Not Succeed. The great essention for any girl adopting the profession of children's nurse is that she must have a great love for the wee folk, to be able to enter into their feelings, to sympa thize with their sorrows and joys. A child's nurse must not be a cynic. She must know the importance of lit tle things to children, must know that the nolehills of grown-ups are the mountains of boys and girls. Now adays the children's nurse must be a comrade and companion as well as mentor to her young charges, but the latter role must never be over-empha sized. It is well, too, for any girl desiring to become a nurse of this kind to go somewhere and obtain the proper training for the position. It is a big advantage when seeking employment. Briefly, the nurse of children must be able to superintend the children's health, their good, their clothes and their lessons--not at all onerous du ties to the girl who is fond o! chil dren.--rxchange. , Not Long to Walt. Bumble-Why didn't you get on the watet wagon? Rumble-No seats left. Bumble-Oh. well, if you persist in the notion, you will find a seat later. -Judge. Books Speak. Rooks carry with them a chirm of their own. They speak of cosy indraw. ings about the evening lamp. Few things add so much of warmth and liiiableness to a room as shelves of W'used" books. Saving Time. "Roosevelt Named for 1916." But why stop there? Why not for 1920. 1924 :nd 1928? It would save both time and the cost of holding conven tions.-New York Evening Post. Removing Grease From Paint. 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