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I. Ienu bA Irda I ..L. MADISON TIMEs. SDEVOTED TO THE WELFARE OF MADISON PARISH. VOL I. NO. 6. TALLULAH, MADISON PARISH, LA., SATURDAY, MARCH 22, 1884. TERMS: 2?.1, PER YEAR. How dear to this heart Is the style now prevallng. When bloominu In Anicky Frills, fresh and new: So loose and bqJJgA. Around the town aU&r Our charms eomoeallng rom man's vulgar view. The eye of affection Can gloat o'er the treasure That Fancy paints glowing Beneath the sweet spell. Though harmless the pleasure Of seeinlg us dressed in A style we love well. In the populous streets,. Or In solitude roaming. 'Neath the bright chandelier, Or the Dmoow.yj , In the strlf W r* The 0ool tranqull gloaming, STis the ravishing garment For grave or for gay. The pull-back, displaying The form, is too "''rapid": The newspaper bustle's Prom age have grown rapid: They rank not with Hubbard Ihat we love so well. If nature has lavished Her charms, 'twill display them,. The fair, swan-like thromat, SAnd the delicate hand By circling the waist with The tale-telling band. Though fashions capriclouslf Change with each season, AgaInst the fair tyrant I mean to rebel: IMI'i blleW sla 0* 'I The dictates or reason, And cling to the Hubbard That I love so well. How He Fought. .1 *ýsiekaalss Arkansaw Traveler. CHAIFTB I. When the slim, mild looking school teacher canme into the neighborhood, the hbow all wanted to bet that he was a cow ard, but the womenPr Mlewed" that he was has handsome and "desarven o' euc cesa." Raler's Fork was not a quiet heighborbool. Many a man had died suddenly there, so unexpectedly that 'tilr miends hadn't time to remove their came. Bob he en out a " ,"nt.R .daay that hd 1'' men who didn' "go much on nowhow," decided to pstanisethe fB3a fallow. nithough they thought that fbr conveniace msake, if for nothing else, his looks might show a little more of that de ra ln SLhI~-_'----_ the society of certain sections of .rkansaw. The school had been in piozres about four months, and still Lucas showed mnon of the "recammendin' sperit,' eMa drrOoeLIfJ _o nofun nt the W4er. "Badler," said Lucas, "I have tritl forbidden any scholar eating apples dur ing study hours." ; adler continued to munch the apple. hbrsh measures, and 1 have had hopes that the school would close as mildly as it megan, but if you don't throw down that apple this instant, I shall whipyou." " "MV _er.e not" replied the boy. "NeveI mind your pa; put down that "Ain't going to do it" lmes stepped fornward, took be boy ;.bj jjj jn wdth a switch which "I'm goin hoome a' tell my pa." "Si down there. You shall not go boemse mail school a dismised." "Yes I will, too." "If yes tod leave the house I "No you won't, neither," making a break fr the door. Lacs caught him and srp d it oa him asin in a most an mistakabe manner. The st day ws Saturday. News of ,$be wbppi mg~lag eifahled arotud the m Ihbrhood, sad mor thsa once Lease heard of the determined charact ar ot Lie adler. "ld advis y~ to leave," mid a ma "Why?' asd lams in a rabertn *3b a bad m 1armn,"aegIad le-- to -e s mid do better then that. "Yes, let sm m .Jv Sdnel ad killed a muma." ro I -_ to .. . ..d uharch, wasupqtgt by the mninister. who esid* "Mr. Lusus your quiet bearing since you came am4nnim baseulisted mv sy m pathiq lapn:our behalf, and I would do anythiig tr may po-er to serve you. Now I havd4 rqLest to make of you. Will you gnrat io. "If tla iequast be sesoshale." "It i thb,'thit' Mys wil not attend churt'to.day.". .. "Lug, laughlS . .'"tby, ni detr sir, you aie eild'an exttiordinary minis i.. Prp.Aetathroughout the country are ii plqg1Ag pbople to attend church, and remi e, requesting me to keep "It for the people's good that they are qaploRqd to attend church, and it is I for your~ that I request you not to 4 com , .nearer to my church today." "Ej #r, I hardly comprehend 1 you?--ilt, 1-".:,: . "I gat you b so blind?" said the preap hAhqimpsegiveair. Ider I is sittitg over ondler on a log." lWql I hope he is comfortable.". "Is tqpug ble .hat. you don't under stantdl. M h .t~ap,r~ngesaoeagainst you.?id ie 'wi),. no dopbt attempt to take-yaw.lufe" . "`L be dsn't make any better use of it aftPire petsit than I have done, he 11 Ind tbhat'hs embrpriie has 11 re-i id him. Come, are you going to the hou . ". * , 'b tine itnulore you-" t'"O; lbhsts ill right, I highly appre ciate-the'tnteest yon have shown in me and Y that yod wfll not think that I a .. .w tiy kind warnings, but I daj tb tnadk. "W i r'as sworn that he will cut o$ yodr ears," said the preacher, ex citedlyr . "Aijad itad kindness, probably, for e n b oul thinks, that with shorter ears,{,pppld look less like an ass." As gpq drew near lte log where sad ler sat,, rronded by a party of admir ingfiamdu ithe 'lepmrate man arose and said .!: ,, ", "What mode you whip my boy?" "*eliseabe refused to obey me." "Who are you that fl.s hafter mind 'he eaehser bf a school. When a bcllitar. tre o obey me I enforce obedlihe."- : .,: enforce yn, a-n yom º ` sri Za re that may seem bettieb skve yofr ends. 'NeW r taind year d-d highehrlutin' talk. Ify o've setthgritJ'l jestmake a dm-l e&- Waenfl yes, mag withou tamaesM all ~, Da wt - Iap r write no notes nor nothin' o' thatsort "Will you fight me to-morrow?" "Yes, at an early hour, for my school begins at half past eight. Meet me ait aseven o'clock where the foot-log crosses tie creek. iang two pistols wi you." 'Nlff amid," replied Sadler. "You've gpt more sand than I thought you had." S'Dn,t b'lieve thar's osn' to be no tiouble on that score," said an old fellow who had been highly entertained by the Bne iev he" ai a inebyfthe Believe he s got more grit than we all gin him eredit fur havin'. I'm al most sorry now that I baulered him fur q brush, fr I don't like ter shoot aich a quiet, easy goin' feller.":' S"Getlemea,'!illldl old.Pae,wilo sat 'ith his back against a tree, whittling %'ef you've tuck that man fur a tin horn blower, you'll find yourselves badly left et-ck otlie o' many a man, an' fnl Ailt I that feller down as one o' I wondtU to you?" replied Sadler. : "Oh, no. I never seed a man that was afeerd. Don't think that I wanter skeer you, fhr I was jest lettin' outs leetle .o' -CHA-rs n. SEarly the next morning a large crowd of eager men semnbled near the foot log. Lucas and Sadle were on time. right, having been challenged, to make Sfew specifcations. Letthe distance be awenty pme. We will draw lots for the frst time shot." Men looked at each other in surprise, and murmurs of toahdat al.; teb eoolnes were hel. 8adler did not ap ear to be esy, still he did not object to the arrsngements. Lots were cast, iand and Sadler wonthe frtst nt. His face 1'oung feller." he said, "I dent like tolll yout a man hraster hold up h h onor, you know." "Apo es are not necesary," replied 'Wall, tll be orter out o' order to ap poloigs airter Ldif shahS ." "Oiut order no Are you riady?" "Watlla' ae you." the da e meaured. Iase tokhils still withaout a show of elote, 9. his place, relld his ld, the emammu d wias v e saudh be pmptly. le ea did not "Geat GeoiE I h a heai himl em Boy, good-b~ al otyo, m oaw bel i is ls e ro tha, " ! rbed ed, through my m utrumeutality, dhrfather. For e lto show ..> lha,, I wia sme gi li bleqad while llowlr th dvut - easrbcf I lledgtwo men, bat thaak sober w eh e I i . f1irly. Go toyem f, aD ies. odeatthan ., ..,.a citable, and that he was not likely to hit me. Well its about schol time." "Say," called Sadler U"Im goin' to send my boy back, and if he don't do to suit you, whale him ag'in." UOh, I think we'll get along smoothly now. Good morning, gentlemen." CHAFP. A model woman-A poser.-Folio. The golden age-Coinage.-The Judge. A great general. Baker? Papaw : Lowell Courier. Some of the butchers-"We shall meat n the suet by and by."-The Lash. Mahone has all the Christian virtues wive resignation.-Washington Hatchet. A seedy suit is an awful bad habit for the males during leap year.-Waterloo Observer. Three degrees of a sidewalk study: Positive, maid; comparative, mud; su perlative, mad.-N. Y. Journal. A braying mule is about the most un pleasant neighbor we can have.-Mer chant Traveler. Detroit wants to see its Mayor hung, in the Council chamber-in oil.-Com mercial Advertiser. In dis life al'er try to hep a man up de hill. lie can get down by hisse'f.-Plan tation Philosophy. The musical instrument called a lyre was first played upon by a scrub politic ian.-Rose's Toothpick. If you want to put money in a sound investment buy telegraph stocks.-Phil adelphia ('hronicle Herald. A man who found that his wife was very tart, recognized that be had made a sour mash.-N. O. Item. 1884 is to be a lucky year after all. Ella Wheeler promises to marry and settle down.-Philadelphia Call. The grocer who sells twelve ounces for a pound depends on his winning weigh. -New Orleans Picayune. The man who mourns over departed spirits, is the man who has no money to buy more. - Keokuk Constitution. The thermometer is a great invention. It tells a man when.to take his red flan nel bhirt off.-New Orleans Picayune When a vocalist wanders from a key most of his listeners would not be sorry if he had the lockjaw.-Boeton Budget. Has the American hen forgotten her lay?-Cincim nati Commercial Gasette. No. she has Lent it.-Detroit Free Pres. An Exchange says mush has become a popular dish in society. Nothing seems to take in society like something soft. Oil City Blizzard. Oscar Wilde has become a drua in the market. If properly compounded, what would be his medical properties? Anee thetic, I gues.-The Judge. A London critic speaks of Mary An demon's "'prety nuque and svelte figure." She must have contra 'ted those terrible things over tkere.-Norristown Herald. It is said that a Texas man will go as much as five miles for a drink. We didn't know a Texan ever gotas faraway from a saloon as that.-Bsnrington Free Prems. "Never Take the Horse Shoe from the Door may be a very good song," remark ed Von Boozel, but if some fellow would write one entitled 'Never Take the Key hole From the Door," it would strike "a popular chord.'--Vanity Fair. A musical joke: To say that a man with a bad cold in his head is like a mu sician, because he blows the nasal organ and sounds the loud catarrh may be a has joke. but its tenor is certainly fmnny. --The Judge. Ayoungla.ly recently received a note from a young man of her acquaintance soliciting her company to church, and as he had never olesed to take her any where else she accepted his kind offer and closed the note with thesolemndec laration that "salvation is free."--The Evangelist. were Lishag. Editor's Drawer, Harper's Masalae. Some years ago, in Georgia, that hand of Christians known as Acensionista were having a grmad revival. One day when the meeting wa in all force a st9rm came up, and a young gentleman who was out hunting with his servant took relbge in the church door. Being curious to see the service, the two hunt emrs crept up into the gallery, and there hid in a plce whoe they could observe without being obserted. ',ome, Lord come i. our robes are ready. Come, Lord, come," cried the preachber, while all preaent gave a loud "Amen." •"Maas Gatbe," whispered Cafry, lift ing his hunting-born to his mouth, "let me gib demjist one toot." "Put that hmo down, or 1'll break your head," replied the mater in a whisper. The boan dropped by Cuffy's side, and sad eania th minister cried: 'Cas, L ord, she; rs we redy l rhy m-as wd odttime -ase - orG i bs , now, sQ mauid nao a rit the tart and to end of the e , buhtIa1IS the lae eo died sr hi __sr himjaseif were the e esoopal .o the "'is radyr df brdinklag. Ma Gaiba miadCnt, spwlbag every tooth in has d fI'ca t graoam tib waf tisi-klae to am de eem eo -m ober de wn M *aksed A paper bas I np d by. MI M. . Dives. sad on the kems. UdM4I~misMMu riarwII ~I~o~il rerd *P 'Ur TIe TASTE MSR WIWANCl. Old Peope W.e ar As a £ s teKtew eow aSe steer **w ame Out." I asked Mr. BonQa f he had never found it necessary kshe any new de partures in conse of the chages in literary taste; t same order of stories that pleasd rben people bad reed less and had read pleased now? He said he no way altered hIns original ideas Ofine subject of edit ing.He behevres a nature to be always the same inrif age-yesterday, to-lay and forev The Ledger's eaob e onstituency is an index of the Msha common to all mankind-the tast. 4Wr romances. All the world likes le:ad stories. The prosier and more qagwenthll the lives of the readers, tire greater their delight in the exciting fortunes of the heroes and heroines of the novel. Rom:ance rests them. It lifts tem out of dullness of every-day life, opens wide the gate which leaps in the fair field of fancy and bids them walk theein and refresh their jad. ed souls. Existence is so sad and com fortless for many that to escape from it for a little whie, even in imagination, by means of a sedal that puts its heroine in continued jeopaidy and only extricates her from a complicated series of misfor tune after th villian has met his jost doom and het lover has inherited a large fortune, ii a luxury not to be des pised. Not only do all mankmd like ro mances, but the majority like it strong. extravagant, yes even impossible. It is a .istake to suppose that only the young care fbr fiction. I have seen old, old men and women, hovering dan gerously near the grave, who were the most condrmed snd absorbed of novel readers, particularly Ledger readers. Having relied on it for romantic food many years, theyno more thought of gvinc it up than they thought of going barefooted-ouldn't have done 'o with out suffering. Mr. Bonner told me of a good old man, pious and proper, who lived in Connecticut village, and was th? main stay of one of the godliest of churches, who tottere i down to the post office reg ularly every week to get his Ledger. A relative, of ant:-aovel prejudices, who was visiting his family, expressed her astonishment that he would read "nov. els," '"Oh, my dear, this is only a bit of a newspaper story," said the lionest old man, and went on wlth his sturdy fore flnger under the lines, chasing a black eyed heroine through a page and a half of sorrow and tribulation. As another instance of an elderly per son's fondnem for stories, Mr. Bonner told this: When oweman of the Mirror offiee he took his proofs home to read at night. A serial by Charles F Briggs, cslkd the Tripings ofTom Pepper," was being published. It was biographic al in character ad related the ups and downs of Mr. epper's eventful career very graphically, inning with his ear ly childhood. Mr. Bonner's mother read each chapter in the proof,and grew quite impatient at the delay between install ments. When her son laughed at'her interest in the protracted "fib," she said. "Why Robert, 1 want to see how the little ellow came out." And so they all want to see how the characters they grow interested in come out. ALL NORTS. The city of Baltimore owes x13,121,901, 78. It costs 43,000,000 U ear to suplort the churches in New York city. New Hampshire still has nine-eight surviving veterans of the war of 1812. Of the 113 members cfthe Iowa Legis lature, but four are natives of the State. Coomnkins are uaed as a substitute for money in Calhoun, Ky., their value be inm ity cents apiece. In the days of Ovidjirl were taumht to mile gmeefuy. Thereas uno gig gling and simperig them. Iasuramuee pubiations state that the lames by fire in the United States Ist year gpr~ete $10,000,000. In the last four yeas 800,000,000 ha beea spent building new railroads and improving old ones in the Southern tstes. Money seems to paws no attractions !for Misa Vea Mrning, a niece tCardi Ial Mannin. 8he isheirem to £t2,000 annually, yet prefers eonvent life. There ate 9,606 coke ovens in the neighbouhood of Connellvlle, Pa. Of these 778 are idle. The renkinder are ruxning from thlree to five days perweek. Some of the Egyptian toys preserved in the British Museum with which, over 4,0OOyars ago, the youath of the Nile eountry played, are in imitation of fish. No Norwegian girl is allowed to have a bea until she can bake bred and knit a~oinsh and it would do your heart dto tqate the bread ad wea the toeLmathat 16-yearold Norwegian Tho earlisst osioial aomage was in Sun~Ieh i . pam nea of an order tea. Thaasl erdesred were of the val The eadlebran of the twentieth suni ·erey et i litheod church in New erk ls achurch a mel a-ter a certai I~o a-- J sthe andle in which the b was reehad te slep o(Altb he mea ch d . , whise -tik, w~dh was made in Lyonp aae, at a eat of elght hmradst dolla n The ,akl it is id to have required the'week'd e a sad thLe w-esw A. l L n U dom town w , . m, ls-ely, bythe lamid ly | "i h sh b_-l_ sorwell.and reveled in so madly. This at mosphere, in its tangible presence, is Lon don's one beautiful garment, and when it is folded about her. she is transformed from a gigantic. hard-hanned, money changing wench to a queen. Our American custom ofSunday morn ing late rising loitering, and our 11 o'clock service, brought me to the main entrance of Westminister Abbey after every sit ting in that part of the structure was oc cupied. I was. directed to "poets' cor ner," where temporary benches had been placed for the accommodation of the u.iusual number of worshipers. The toned light, the exquisite music which flooded and echoed and lovingly linger ed among the lofty arches, the dignified impressive church of England service, Canon Farrar's perfectly chosen, eloquent words, all so conspired to enthrall me, at this, my first church service in England, that the last "Amen" had echoed and echoed again and died away before I real ized that I was surrounded by the tombs of men who shall never cease to live. Bending to replace a paper which had fallen from nmy prayer Ilsek, I saw un derneath my feet a plain, dark gray slab, upon which was inscribed in simple gilt letters: CIIARL~E DICKENS, BORN FEBRnARY THE SEVENTH, 812, DIED JI'NE TIlE NINTH. 170.). .lust a horizontal slab. That is all. But ofall the mighty dead resting in that proud old abbey, none other could so well dispense with lofty stone and clev er sculptor. Charles Dickens will live in the heart of peasants and king alike, throughout the circling zones of our earth, so long as those crystalizations of truth and love once preached upon a mount, which He has made vitally human and suited to each day's common living, are read and received. "Blessed are the poor in spirit." - Ah, pathetic Tom Pin h! I see you, poor inodeed in spirit, but rich in all that likens life to the divine. Who would not be like you? "Blessed are they that mourn." Sweet, true, Florence Dombey and loyal Little Dorritt! We see why you were comforted. "Blessed are the meeir." Gentle Esther Summerson, mindful of all but yourself; how blessed this earth when such as you inherit it. "Blessed are the merciful." Rough Joe (;argerv, counting as noth ing your own "incoavenience, how ten derly merciful you were! Surely such can claim the promised mercy. "Blessed jre the pure in heart." Little Nell; to see God reserved for Such as are like you. "Blessed are the peacemakers." True, loving, simple Mr. Dick! You made peace between two divided hearts when those of stronger hands were pow erless. Truly the most helpless a t us may be called the "Childretn ( ." "Blessed are the--" "Please leave the Abbey," said the old warden, in a sonorous voice quite in Mr. Whopsel's style. and I went but into the shadowy sunshine of that London sum mer day, for the Arnt time conscious oa what Charles Dickens had been to the childhood, youth and maturity of mil lions of men and women. 'hen it was that I knew what an American meant when he said: "Charles Dickens is the Apostle Paul of the nineteenth century." THK NAKED TRUTl. A 'rlte Ceart lTr' ed to a. Remakarl ase.s San Francisco Post. In trial of J. J. Robbiun a well-known attorney and journalist, charged witn aºs saultgupon Lulu and Dura McCrellis, two young girls, a most dramrtic scene occur red in the Criminal Court. Af:er a great deal of evidence entirely unfit for p'Iblication, Lulu McCrelhs te tifled that she-had seen certain marks on Bobbins' body, on his arm the figure of a woman, and on his hip s horse; that these were blue and had been teasoed into the skin. Dora ) eCrlhs, 'her .ls ter, corroburated thissateimet in de tail, and said further that she had seen upon Robbins' back two red mathsa about six inches long, which he had told her were birth marks. The prosecution rested its eas at this point, and W. W. [murner, fbrthedefeme rose and said that he would pove by physical facts that the wituemesas r the prosecation had invented a wicked and criminal lie. "I now instimt Mr. Bobbins," he aid to strip before the jury, exhibit himsult naked from bead t foot,and if there s any sch mark upon him as either of these girls describe, let him go to the penitentiary rest of his life." Bobbins immediately jumped fom his chair and commenced to strip beLoe the jury. "We object to this dramatic asoe," aid Kittrell for the proseutio. "Badn't you betar wsait tl the me : o, ofspir' r. Dld e thbe Ide5e. &qo e i the time b ees leave the courk#o. We tht Islow it. It the ! r-an- I the jury eamsslaw " sad th beas I hed creatwa left the sad, or the Iswt time swmgins ef tadud had I Isft brr. Bobb a stripedl ad sab jected hiself to a rigid examInation at the hadeef each juryma s each as. Stoueva for the pemseution a mar.rL could be en; snno scar, in did Snose btoe a bleish ohis s Te girl w assled in ad to& bto eat tue marks sher deked Aaqulc sthoouht sad with her eys fahing with uMbduaed rae and and a ~aret ctthere;he hs .wasd -tlm It most have Ibe Ialms I Do you m e any othemt" asid Li ar s ~ UsL -c i Counsel for the defense and prosecu tions addressed the jury, the latter in timating that he would not believe any thing the two girls might swear to in tmhe case. The judge then charged the jury. He said: At the close of this case it becomes my duty to instruct you. I will not com ment on the testimory; it is to infamous to speak of. I will only say this: God forbid that you should ever be called upon to witness another exhibition like which has just trans',ired in this court roomsuch another exhibition of moralde pravit yas has never been exhibited to you The entire case rests upon the tes timony that is notcredible-wherea wit ness has told palpable falsehoods to met erial matter, the evidence ofsuch witness is utterly worthles'. That is just this cise." The Judge then fully advised them as to their duties, and said: "I might in this case directly instruct you what verdict to return, but ) b ir common sense is sufficient to guide you. You will now consider your verdlict." All but one of the jurors wanted to return the verdict fro,. their seats, but one wanted to retire; the jury went out and immediately returnd with a verdict of "Not guily." Robbins was immediately discharged, and thus ended the very -e nmarkab.e trial." Feart In Rail iroductlon. Iron Age. On both sides of the Atlantic very re markable results have recently been ac complished in thi production of large quantities of steel rails by indi tidual works. We have r.c'eived fronm Great Britain an account of the excellent work accomplished in a week by one of Bole kow, Vaughan & Co.'s rail mills, and are also in receipt of the record made in a similar period by the Edgar Thomson Steel-wo:ks, in this country. During the week ending February 9, Bolckow, Vaughan & Co.'s Fston No. 1 rail mill turned out 4,110) gross tons of steels rails. Their Na. 2 bilouoming mill turned all the blooms for these rails and 232 more. Rolls were changed five times in the rail mill. The largest pro duction of one turn (twelve hours) was 559 tons of blooms and 470 teas of rails. Work began on Monday at 5 a. im. More than half of the steel was made from Cleveland ore. During the week ending at 4 p. m. on Saturday, March 1, the Edlar Thomsonl Steel-works prodmue-d 4,653 g. no. tons of ingots, and rolled 4,110 gross tons of rails. Their largest twenty-four hours' work was 709 tons of rails. In one eight-hour turn 256 tons were rolled. It will be seen, by comparing these statements, that Bolckow, Vaughan & Co., are ahead, having beaten the Edgar Thomson Steel-works by 200 tons of rails in the out-put of a week. These results are very creditable to Ioth works which undoubhiedly stand at the head of the Bessemer steel-works of the world, each having rolled more rails than were ever before rolled in a week. But we think the manaeers of the Edgar Thom son steel-works will not rest satisfied un til they have surpassed the record of Bolekow, Vaughan & Co. These are /hemen "worthy of their steel," and i must be overcome if our American works would again stand, where they itpod so long ahead of the world. The Womet of France AA regards women, the most notable examples of self-evolvement have blen furnished by France as far back as we may look, says the Boston Transcript. No other country has produced such brilliant women in number or varied ability. In no other country have ,wo men played so notable a part in public events, nor approached them 1n inma encing the men who shaped tlise events. Yet most of these women were the early product of the convent; where elegance rather than severity of educa tion uas the aim But the French wo a an's developement was largely due to the best French rile minds, who made her saRn the th tre of their thought, thus without any elaborate theorising lifting her at once to their owfl plane How dlifferent this.fom theTeuton, who while massing the finet entiments I about women, cannot b*ook seeing her rise beyoid the haus frau, with her bunch of keys and domestic round of interests. This in high life; while in low it dloes not occur to him anseemly to see her yoked in 4rawng lead with the donkey. There Is something oeeult and inexplicable in the genius of race; fbr, while the Teuton women seem gen erally content with this, her lavie s ter is not. The Rumian woman is ully the psr of the man in her desire for learmn I, sad in brilliancy and action ahead of him. The most wonderfull I$hlag In Tonipg neffs books was the way he showed thisamwaking the man often seem pale and tame heside the wo S rooklyn Eagle. "Do you ever expect toit it the House of ommom, Mr. Bradlaugh?'" ked an igile representative of the fhmous Brit lah agitator. "IfI could find out what Math'amaleh Slived on I could tell you better," was the cautiom -awer. "Isit true that you are willing t, swear as thelnw requires?" "weart E~ man, I've bee doini 5 uolg else hr the leg two yeaws. S wad. r Ve ad. Us"Ys oo ad,Blart; what's the mat a toe' wee th. wods addresse to tairdl e MeBnuipia by her fried, Mdle Squee as they met on Austin arwnue. "I am not feeling well." "A re ea lek?" "Nc, lam not r.recisly sick, btrt I feel tired, overworked." "Do tell me about it.'" . . "Well you see our colon;red cooltssck eid now poor mother has to do all the o eooking and scrubbing an'l shing asd laming, and at stakes me .!e tired t.r ee the old t'reattre work. She i; c slow." G•d e--r--- - r ~· 1~J~CI F I4 -1 GEORGIA'S CHIEF INBUSTRY. Now torese are wapped ad aMoney Ar carmulated tn the Land of Milk and Honey. Atlanta Constitution. Gentle reader, did you ever visit the horse-swapping grounds at the spring riding of the Superior C'ourt of North Georgia? Well, if you answer no, we will simply add that if you have any idea of tun, half of your worthless life has been spent in vain. We have, on one or two occasions, gone out to see the yerformances of the regular trained horseswappers, and must say that it is enjoyable in the first de gree. Early Monday morning, and lonz be fore the court convenes, you may behold them coming in on every kind of an an imal-from a $10 horse down to a $2 mule-and about 10 o'clock the fun com mences. The last one we visited was in an adjoining county, and the first man on the ground was a gentleman named Uncle Dick Statham, who has been in the horse-swapping business since he left the cradle. He rode on the ground about 8 o'clock, with a horse worth just $6, and the others came up to ask after his liealth an i to see what kind of stock Uncle Dick had to swap on. "Well, boys, your Uncle Richard has been un.ier the weather for a few da3 s, but he thought he would come up and see if you all had any stock that I cared about. You needn't look at that mare. She belongs to the old lady I gave het to Betsy to tide to meeting. She as not for trade unles4 I could get a right smart of boot." About this time Green II., the prince of the Ilrigade, came careering over the hill on a $3 nag, and rode aim like he had been born in the saddle. lie sport ed a wide-brimmed hat, with a pair of spurs six inches long. Green looked something like Napoleon at some of his great victories (that is we imagine so, never having seen Napoleon), and at once joined the crowd and wanted to know who was on the hill that day swap ping stock. Uncle Disk at once banter ed Green and they soon exchanged by Uncle Dick giving a pocket-knife and a drink to boot. This was the first blood, but not the last by a long shot. A young fellow from Walton County. who had his moustache dyed for the oc casion, came in leading a mule that look ed like he had done nothing but peel the bark off saplings around a still house for the last three months. This young man had heard that it was a shrewd d3dge among the educated swappers to play drunk, and he was playing it to the Queen's taste. It was not long before be had changed his mule for a horse w irth $7 2.5, and gave 50 cents differ ence. Franklin County, at this juncture, seat in her deletate in the shape of Johnale Dove, the oldest trader on the ground, and as such claimed some notoriety, and whose word about the qualities of a 11 horse was considered better than any body's. He and Uncle Dick Statham met, and after exchanging a few commonplace remarks, Mr. Dove inquired after Unclde Dick's stoca; and before long they trad ed by Uncle Dick getting $3 and the saddle blanket, which was a piece of an old qulMt, in the bargain. By 11 o'clck everybody was swap ping, and, once in a while drinking. All seemed to be in a good humor, and there was no fass or fighting in the crowd. They traded until night put an end to it, d the swappers retired to their homes and to camp out of the town. They got something to dt and were ready for bcsinetnext morning. Next day thby had trimmec their mules and their horsesland the same scenes en'actwt m er. Up to Thursday Uncle.Dick had made eighteen hads25 in money, three pocket kni two bridles, two quarts of whisky an horse wort just about as much as one he brought. Any writer, with good descriptive po ers, could find myterial in the horse mpping crowd to fill several dime novels. If any one who ean enjoy sech fun would only visit Monrort court he eculd see for himself that noth ing that has been written is exaugramted, and that the haif has not been written. S Uateusry ceove.rtess. Teasu sftings. Literary eonversation at a fashions reception. Mr. Spidlot, having trod~ed to Mia Zagwell, says: "Very fie agnmblage." "Very, and quite literary, too." "Very. You are fond of liter prsume7" "Ah ,very. I dote on it" "You like Shakespeare I dare "Ah, very much. Do you?" "Very fondr of him I like B "So do I, very mdeh, indeed." "Do you like Goldsmith?" "Very, very mtuch. Do you lI "Think he' grand. Do yea like "Oh, very much. D you like "Oh, yes. e's good. you a "Milts"." "Yes, he isvery l d ineed-" Afterwards, Mr. Sldloe in oftbhe you lady, ays oth "di h jiLa read evrythietr" Dr.Poole of Iamdea, in omailag inety e or groand cofaee porches ed in Lnombr shopseoly lve were *snad I to be wholly enuiae. It is often remark Ied thit"tweoirrea don't as , 4 t," / but here t Is sa tis llateratit Eow* In how nee e7l, adderatm wi sliuaiaa r emastera - e s of cee (or what Sth tto be oaM) a a beavg.