Madison times., March 06, 1886, Image 4

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I WILL 5B WITH YOU.
JANMn 0. CLAK.
I will be with you when daylight LI ending.
And guseut's rreglories have died on the
When love evening star from her throe is
descending.
To lave her sweet fane in the foam of the
mall'.
I will be with you when olds dews are falling
And eong-birds have oeased to resmembe
thed y,
Wheadark rolling waves through the mid
nlhbt are o a lin
For sare to come down and lluminae the
waj.
I will be with roo when daylightle breaking.
And dawn's eunder promise ais kindling the
skie s.
When lore's mornolng star I the east Is awak
hg.·
With new lite and light In her beuntiful
eyes.
--Home Jourmal.
hat Br ht Her to TrKm
A delue of steam and a strong odor of
burning sugar greeted the entrance of John
Kerr into the farm house kitchen on a sultry
September afternoon. Jumper, the watcb
dog, unheedmt his master' greeting, bolted
through the open door-way to escape the
hot shower of berry juiee, while poor pussy,
not so foreunate, was dancinga dainty quick
step to her own mausieal accempanment
soddenly transformed by hot splsahes of
fruit m'o a semolanee of her feline cousia,
the leoperd. A young girl, flushed and
franic, was strutolha to remove the kettle
of boiling preserves, of which her brother's
strong band quickly relieved her.
"Oh, Jobe," she exelaimed, with a pant
ing breath. "I'm all a-bubble, just like the
preserves."
Then, catching up the big gray cat, she
began brlisly rubbing tsie bespattered tar.
"When will this confounded mess be over,
Jennal? For nearly three weeks we've been
pickled, canned and preserved, until every
thing seems to taste and smell of spiee,
sugar and vinegar. Aren't you afraid you
have undertaken too mueh while mother's
away!'
"Not at all. I've been very particular to
follow my reiepes. Mrs. Sadie Cooper has
given me some useful hiuls, and I have a lit
tle judgment of my own. But you have a
letter; when will mamma be home? Bach a
lorng visit! Buatwhat t Ihave done slace
she went away !"
"Yes," said John, dryly, glancing at the
Soor where pussy now eat laying her wounds
with an expression of melancholy reproach
in her large, celestlal-lookinl eyes, thea
reading from the letter in his hand:
"Will reach the city at midnlght Don't
fall to meet me there."
"Why. that is to-night. Bless her heart,
she's coming at last! But, John, it's such a
loea drive ! You will not eet back until to
morrow-and-and we are expecting com
peny. you know, this evening."
"We are not expecting company, little sis
ter. I don't think Tom Maxwell will notice
my absenee. And I will stop and get Mrs.
Cooper to come over and stay withyou until
morning. Her husband won't mind keep
ing bouse one night alone; somake mea cup
of ts, for I most be off."
"Oh, dear, I wish I could go, too! Tell
Sadle she muist not fall to come. I won't
stay here w lout her."
John and Jennie Kerr were the only chll
dren of a widow owning and managing the
comfortable dairy farm upon wbieh they
had been born. Mrs. Kerr bad beeg vlsiting
an only sister, living in a distant city, and
during her abeaseJennle had made some
wonderful housekeeping experiences, with
a view to entering an estabishment of her
own in the near future. But she loved her
hbapy hoe, was coy and willlful and per
masted in her refusal to name the wedding
day.
Her lover had gown Impatient; to night
was the anniversary of their betrothal, and
he had vowed to have it attled before their
engasement entered its see nd ytr.
Jennie had deelarea she would not be
badgered into anytbmng--be would die rat;
and aomtnq her lover, she felt a strange
foreboding for to-night.
John drove off In the old family carriage;
ad by the time the untidy lieheo was . are
fully brouash to rIghts Mrs. Coollger arrived
wl'bh her baby and hear mtroalyd6llty, and
Jeaenle felt smewhat reassured.
She tad bhe ber yelleow e~rls with rbluae
ribbon-the color of her shy, drooping eyes
-and met her lover, whoappeared promptly
at elht, the eures of her searlet lips markted
by a sharp le that indicaed the flrmaesof 1
her resolution.
Tom Maxwell played with the baby and
keptap a light, rounning eonversattio, until
the lttle one becoming fretj, Mrs. Cooper,
in lspIte of Jennie's remsetranesa made It
an euse to retire.
3.1 her aheooe did aot aitle hIs meaner
lanthe est. Be ehated away apon every
imaghJl ahMsleetutil the clock struck 1
levs; n, sopgpl suddenly in the mid
dl e(m.m bdeltase be aid:
"Jill, is Ilas j,,ssset ar of mldnlght,
Y bnsM my delelb. When will )oa
rlwlP
M salwe abl ed this question.
"eIetb ~gYanrmwer," he mid, 1
atmaldhmerm ths m wa inr,"de.
Ie nesd walt so
ssm krla
i:'1~e~tl~y~ ~wei1 5·a~lMI
YI ~en
1 ad was earaming murder at the top or beh
voice.
v'No. one will bear you butour assassine!"
waikd Jennie, her voice almost drowned by
the shrieks of the baby whose piping treble
was pitreni mn the exrreme.
*Let us set fire to the house!" suggested
the Irantec young mother. "Somebody may
see the light and come to our rescue."
Ohb. Sadie, that would never do! The
dintner-bell in the yard can be heard over a
mile. I will go out and ring it "
Jennie had suddenly grown calm and
brave. She felt that she was to blame for
their unprotected situation, and the hope
that her disearded lover might hear the bell
and come to their rescue, strengthened her
limbe as she hurried down thestairs, across
the yard, and seized the bell rope.
The alarm rang out on the mntniht air.
and the vibrant tones seemed to promise pro
tection.
She felt calmer as she retraced her steps;
and Sadie. knowing her lighbt fuetfall read
mitted hlr her to their retret.
Tom Maxwell was walking moodily up
the road that led to his father'a house, when
the distant music of a farm-bellsounded on
the air.
"Strange!" thought be. "Is It some
ghostly oanqet celeorated at midnightF'
utwithtrill of anxiety.: "Surely the
sound comes from the Kerr farm-house.
Something is wrong there."
And turning anstnlv, he retraced his
steps in one-fourth the time he hbd takong
'hem, in moody sorrow, a few minutes be
fore.
The house was not on fire. as he had feared,
but the hall-door stood wide open. Shout
ing loudly, he was answered in faint, rate
ful tones; then almost, without knownlur t,
he had the fristenvd. penotent girl in his
arms. and Sadie was explaining the cause of
their alarm.
Reassuring them, he toot a lamp and
started upon a tour of investigation.
The parlor, hall, and kiteben revealed
nothing, but in the pantry four lanocent
looking tomatocans stooa upon a shelf, their
contents scattered over the floor and adja
cent furniture.
The mystery wasexplalned. The tomatoes
which Jennie had thought so snugly "put
up" had taken a notion to see the outer
world bursing their bonds with a loud re
port that sounded, in the silence of midolght,
to the overs'rang nerves of poor Jennie, like
the fringl of a gun.
Tom tried hard to supress the lau that
escaped his lips when be announced te re
sult of his seareh.
By this time the hbouse was half filled with
the neighborion farmers and their families,
into every stage of dishabille, the first one ap
pearing being Harry Cooper, who now ad
Sadie and the baby both in his arms.
A genera' shout of laughter arose, and in
the contusion that followed. Tom drew Jen
ise unresistingly to the parlor, which was
unoeeopled. He closed the door and 'then
pointed silently to the elock, the hands of
which were almost meeting a twelve.
"In three months," she said, simply.
"That will do," was the gravely spoken
answer
Ana 3ennie's downcast eyes did not see
the rascally, triumphant smile quiverinr on
the lips that pressed a kiss of reconeluations
upon her blusnhin face.
"It served you just right r' said Mrs. Kerr,
the next morning, upon hearing Jennie's
co-fession. "And now for your weddoil
diess."
Intersoll's Preference.
Several years ago, when Bob Ingersoll was
in the prime of his law practice in Peoria,
the colonel happened to have as a elient a
young and buxom widow over in Washing
ton, Tazewell county. The opposing coun
sel was the late Jonathan K Cooper, as
staunch a Presbyterian as he was an able
lawyer. At the close of the evidence Mr.
Cooper arose and made a splendid argument
on his side of tbecase, closing by saying that
his legal opponent was prejudiced when it
came todefending beautiful women.
After the venerable Presbyterian closed.
Colonel hlrersoll arose with a twinkle in his
eye, and slowly and solemnly commenced
as follows: "Gentlemen of the jury, the
counsel on the other eide is correct. I do
have a leaning in the direetion of beautiful
women. I love the fireside about whleh pil
dear children, preaided over by a sadil.i.,
beautiful mother. I tell you what it is, Igen
tiemen of the jury. I would rather-much
rather-if I had my ehoice, be in b- fifteen
minutes, sitting on a bard wooden bench be.
side a woman as heutiful as Cleopatra. than
to reside a lifetime in heaven singi psalms
with Jonathan K. Cooper."
The jury, court, lawyers and spectators
roaread with laughter, in which Mr. Cooper
wa. forced to join, and Colonel I[ngrsoll
and his beautiful el;et came out ahead.
Detroit Tribune.
por stifase and soreaes of the musles
sad Jluts of the beod, rbemnatles. nsal
-ia-an fiet any sobe or pal of the body
nothingequas Salvation OtU. Price f.
Cool Kind of Husband.
A fellow who had been stopphg at the
Palace otel ran of withe wife of a man
named LawsonN.Smilth; but Smith.Instead
of loadlhy hi. shotan and sidlinl over the
country after thuilty pair, staid umetly at
home and addressed the followling note to
tbe gay deceiver:
Bln-I have tried to rid myself of my wife
already for soamettme. I muetenfess I was
afraEid ort her. A mad dog bit hecr week
ago. and I was waising re-riedly for the
probable result. You will now stand hy ber
sad hdelp her to lire throotl the agonie of
the impanding attack of the dire malad) I
Ma·r God bless yao I
When Smith's wife's friend read Ihis be
turned a jlittle pale, and observed to Smith's
wie that h hhad to keep an enrgagement to
meeta man dowrn the street. Hie tmmediate
ly took the expres train for an Franeiseo.
ad is suopposed now to be plow~to ge
bounadl billows of the ragting ocean on his
way to Honolulo (tomeet McCarthy). And
now SmIth's wife wasnts to come beek to
Smith. Sacramento Wolid.
In spfte of all the new remedies whlL mae
oastastlynt-odauoed tothe publi, Dr. Duir'S
Cogh r p at ll t'ehe the Iad for the eure
of Counhs. Colds. e. Price oeasts.
-- a
Sitting op with the girls hi olessat pas
tkes h an d hbomaroya kap heous
Nal i"S beat. Do at k ay
Of all tse evil spiris abroad at this heor
a ahs world, taisanerty is by ar the meat
Bna P a wilUl beeome molS sad
ak by the see of Beal's Eir B eewer.
t the tohra, mtay 4Iyea' Pus srOl,
88 em a yo n
nd-e-- bleaw IbIII I d
*e **** WmJw lldlm d
s !5
WICKED STUDENTS.
Moldy Hteecrda. lhat 1).elos. the 1e
Iqutties of Iarvard Itoys.
lorly .veal-s ago. e" ""he I : ,,,t
Joierod. tihere di:appe't-red froimt the te
eret archive. ,of Harvard college onte of
those li'l rnlct'Ole v.tlll'nuº.' wh'Lh .on
talued thie pivate! rec,rd of the doings
of the p tr:.'tal coialuittee. that larg."
ovverniug I,,l:rd ( hich in those days
h:ul -o ntll'h to, tin it -haling the course
of the college. and which even to-day
has no -light weight in re.trainhing the
un:lawful action- of the Studtetl. It
may be surnl.'-ed that ,some mi.chiev
on-. rtckles- collegian purlroined the
toluume, but however that un:o be the
tol!ee facuIlt knl'ew not at here" it went.
nor do the- knew to-day' where it is.
By the permii-:on of the pos.-e-.or ex
'erpts have been m:ade. giving tan idea of
the unique andl strict statenm of the ear
ly college das of this century.
We find old cuetowis lrevailing at the
university in the year-' 1627-3i0. as given
in this book. Fr instancet'. we tind the
parietal t(connittee voting "that Bazb
cock. senior. be sent to they president
for wearing an illegal brown .urtout:
also that notice be gives to freshmen
that cloaks do not oflicially cover ille
gal garments." But "Babcock. senior"
did not commit half so heinous an of
tense as "Page. sophomore." for, as we
find recordel : "'Sept. 2. 1829. met in
20 Hy., Dr. Popkin in the chair voted,
that Page.. sophomore. be directed to
discontinue his nankin p:antaloous."
Those clasn-uate- of Page who are alive
to-day may, lperhl:ps, renmember wheth
er the prescribed nether garments were
"discontinued" or not. Charles Sum
ner. afterward the great statesman,
while at Harvard, fell under the ban for
a serious misdemeanor. On the 5th of
September, 182. the record show-s the
parietal committee to have voted that
Sclulner "'he directed to leave off wear
ing a dark red cravat."
To what depths of wickedness the
student of those days descended! The
freaks of to-lay are the mildest virtues
compared with them. What collhge
luan of to-day would expect this ad
monition: '"oted. That Rutter and
D)raper, freshmluen. be spoken to by Mr.
Curtis for splitting wood" (!) or "Vo
ted, That the secretaries be ordered to
report to the faculty [namtes of six
men,] seniors, for walking on the Sab
bath." Another student is adumonishedl
for smoking. anther for firing a pistol.
and still a third "for emlwlblihing his
daily conversation with profane lan
guage. '
Again. we find it recorded in this sa
cred book: "Dec. 17. 1828. Voted,
That Mr. Brown speak to two dog,. to
wit, one blae: dog and one pie-bald dol.
for intruding into the college yard.'
Record fails to show whether or not the
plebeian dogs who thus trespassed the
sanctity of the college precincts re
strained from their wicked course after
Mr. Brown, did "'speak" to them. In
the year l4:23 there seems to have been
a wholesale spirit of utrrighteousness in
the college in Olle respect, for the pari
etal committee found it necessarv to
vote that all the classes "1,e olicially 1
informed that all persons who toast
bread in College hall will be liable to
publiek admonition." 'To what base
ness had Harvard mein fallen that they
should toat bread to such an extent as t
to require this notice from the gray
haired professors. But these wortlhv
veterans had studied earcfuellv thie needs
and the practice, of their pupils. As an
example of this we notice that at a cer
tain meeting where tht. question of
"noting" or of "speaking" to students
was disesed one member, "'after
speaking at length on the various rea- ,
sons why they' stould rather note than t
speak to him [a student], ended with
the following peroration: 'So long as
you continue to speak to them. so long
will they continue to transgress and to
apply the principles of permutations and
combinations, to see how long they may
offend witlhout being punished.'" This
was philosophv acnd mathematics wor
thy of Pythagocps. a
The parietal comnmittee did not find
it always plain sailing, for we tind their
secretary dolefully recording,. under
date of Oct. 6, 18~4, "Would have met
at H. 21, but the door was locked
against is." Evidently some mischiev
ious stucdent hnaI been there ahead of
them. But the dignified sages made up
for their discomftiture at a subsequent I
meeting, when they "met at Mr. Me
Kera's room, Hv. No. 3. Mr. Brigham
in the chair," Iby voting "that a barrel
of apples be provided for the parietal
committee." How little they then I
thought that their secret miaapproprnw
tion of the college funds to satisfy the
cravings of their inordinate appetit,- for
that seductive fruit which tempted our !
earliest ancestors would in after yeart
be disclosed .as it now is. Their secre
tary was faithful in his duty of record
ang, ad thus we tind: "Nov. 19. met
at Mr. Allen Pntonam's rewn. Meeting s
etiled to order, Mr. Poutam in the
shar. Voted to adjomn. Sir George
Putnam was disappointed, having a
teramiaed to make a point on my sub
iece, having prepared himself fe the t I
strong and pathetic by a proper ad
mintre er the tough and tender loin at
dinner." Poor Sir George's dsappoint- t
meat thus stands on record, and the I
aerety's touch of humor is not lost
in the dust of years upon the shelves of
tim eolleg'a, seret archives.
BRIGHT EYES OF WOMEN.
LIkhe ahh fmm h ee m
With lustre divine.
Sfufl of deep yearning
_ta heartly thought;
kigt star everaurniaL
The enafurt of sadness.
Our ha rm above,
On A ethsla si rl, fhge.
O( esghssandofa ,
'he c up oat cocessiun
Is ei after pears.
0. Lthea e's dar
'TIe then all the pleasurem
Of le will deprt,
Whoa assa kss the treasae
They see sehst he
Whe Bay in the Ca.
"Boam for:ote more" was speedily
me l a ColOmhbia avenue ear the
o(ther day by the naive fiendishness of a
little boy who get on at Boyiston street
with his mother. Both were standing.
bt while the lady looked tired, the
evidently enjoyed it. He kept look
Sat tM.ebr smm .L the ear as lagh.
-.. 11ty n he ponlated to a pomp
pQntleman and aid ina a
timA, t-' 't he got rwfl big
Smars'-Bowon Beacou.
"All Men Are Liars,"
said David of old. He was probably
is- prompted to make the above remark after
trying some unreliable catarrh remedy. iad
he been permuitted to live until the present
r ay, ana tried Dr. Sage's Remedy, he mftht
hare had a better opiOou of mank!r:d. We
elaim that no case of catarrh can withstand
of the magie effeetsof tliiswoadertul medicine.
n- One trial of it will convince you of its eli
rcacy. By druggist'; titty cents.
g' Passing the love of women-The b;tele
lor. Cleveland Graphic.
te A Prize In the Lottery
of life which is usually unappreciated until
he it is lost, perhaps uever to return, is health.
It Wuat a priceless boon it is, and how we
ouht to cherish It, tuat life may not be a
- woithless blank to us. Many of the dis
h eases tat fltih is heir to, ajad which make
;Ile burdensome, such as consumption
le (eerotula of the lungs), and other scrolulous
t u and blood a.mse . are completely cured by
Dr. I. V. Pierce's "Gdde, Medical Discov
is. eri"afterallolther remedies have tailed.
. Dr. Pieree's treatise on consumption mailed
for 10 cents In stam a. Address, World's
of Dispensary Medic.al Asociation, 1MI6 Main
.. Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
There is a story going the rounds of a
he Western sheriff takng three men "throw
l up their hands, 'but this way a man will
often make half a dozen ftelows "throw up
he their hands," if he hlias four aces. Boston
. Bulletin.
ltt
e* * * Delicate diseases of either sex.
however induced, speedily an I permanently
en cured. Book lOcents in stamps. World's
le- Dispensar) Mtdi -al Assoeation, 03u Main
Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
A- MAKING A MERMAID.
we
in How the Beautiful Malden from Un
d, der the Sea is Constructed.
to The making of mermaids, says the Nec
" York Herald. Is purely an American
se acilevement, although the first inventor
;h. was an Englishman, now living in this
re city. They were first made in this country
t- thirty-three years ago. to fill an order of a
n, noted showman. Hundreds since have
or been manufactured and have been exhib
fited all over the coumtry as genuine. They
l are of all sizes and shapes. The bodies and
heads are made of paper, rags and wire.
Tie tails are of the codfish. The teeth are
le fish's. The arms and legs are turkey bones.
be Dried eyes of the turkey are used when
es available. They are presumed to be more
he ideous and fossil like than those of glass
1- or paste.
rd The secret of the mermaids' success is
r. that they are described as beautiful women
o-who have lost the power cf talking back
o and asking questions, their time being too
is much occupied with paddling, splashing
b. and combing long beautitul, floating hat
and singing. A short time ago Ed
Burfield, the champion seal hunter of
. New Brighton, S. I., thought he hlad dis
is covered the hereabouts of a real mermaid,
n- whlih he said hung about Robbir's rete
He said while he was fishing at night he
could distinctly hear her singing "Jobhnny
' Morgan"and another of his most favorite
ti, operas. Mr. Burfleld continued in this opin
o- ion until George Hayward of Touakinsvilie
O caught a big dog fish, which on its travels
ttad swallowed a s.mall musical box of the
"Johnny Morgan" persuasion. Since then
Ie Mr. Burfeld has glten up his moualight
te trips to Robbin's rraet, and sas "he passes
- on the mermaid iacket--no singing syringes
for him."
r The success of every mongrel woman de
penfis upon her historian. There are men
n who sit up nights to think of somthing new
n to say about them. Some of the exhibitors
i are very happy and chter In their descrip
tions. Oheof these alid the other day:
o "I've been a side-shower all my life, and
Iv have traveled the whole country over. The
st best route for mermaids is through Ohio.
k, The men there are wild to see 'em. I've
known half a dozen engagements of mar
riage broken off because the lovers would
'v go in the tent: at d there was a divorce suit I
is started down in Knox county becaus : some
r. old farmer fll in love with the pictures of
a mermaid at a sideshow of a circus.
Kinds queer things is mermaids."
One pairof boatscan be sared yearly by
r- using ) on's Patent Metalic Heel Siateners.
of ----------
A Massachusetts man is groising rich run
ing a goose farm. More youlag men could
do the same thing if they were nut so chick- I
en n-hearted. New Orleans Pi'aune.
hi -- ---- --- ---" -
"BRough ow Catarn "
g .rrer .4 .i.e o n.. at en-*. C' plie Neas
Wor tcanro'm.'.t.. . '. l2'+ "a'.,I r g. rae ftr Dip- t
d 1.rm,...- Thoa, 'ou Pr..th. 55,.
f Don't critieise a bachelor too sev, rely or
think that he is of no use in the world, for a
aciehL r almost invariably has his miss
shun. Cbieago Teleguram.
w NTOHE$.-e. U. s Iitf.l,
of a,.'rati,he tiatt I eer saw, with ~ eerlaary
It Larbehlalre. t2 and Scr. st iklr ,-sa.
I~ - - -
"What is there about a wcnan that is so
attractiver' asks a baebelor.
p Why, my dear fellow. posslbly it is the i
t bachelors. Whitehall Times.
A mew iteaembrseed in 3ly' sC'em B3dm.
1 C('atrrbh cuared by elesastap and bh, is .
not by drivng up. It i not a J'quid orsnuf,
Ibuts easily etplied witt theAuger. Its ef
Sfeet fs magical and a thorough treatmet will
oure the w-ort cases. Price 50 rent t t
drulggiste 0 cents by mall. Ely Bros., i
Owego,N Y.
r have b'-n afl:eted wthl catarr for. ii
r yars. It ~* t Icomeebnrnte, and tbhere was
a costat 4 ,,ptag of mnuaone matter from i
the roof oD any month. It , tended ao my
throat, end-a boharense and meat digl tty
in ,p.akintr. Ind'e I for year I was not able
to speak more thas thirty minutes, and often
'ha wih rreat dlewouttr. alao, to a great s
Sextent. leos' the genie of hearinga In the left b
e ar.andoftutes. Bytheuse of ly's Cream
Balm lhave received more relief tas from j
all other remedaale bueM. Al dr&eggaof
emuoes hasceased and my vole a beeri r w
mare greatly mproved-Jas. W. Davvls,
Attorney at La. oemoti, warren V- , .
t They never play cards on a Polar expedi
tlon beeae oe the danger from eold deekse.
SPittsburg Chrone-Tel-erph. 0
_a, rmatna ea Pale. ai- dqmli._,
w mm, etas. Inan e t rager., i e..
Youa men daon't ere so mmdk for allhie
alres as they do for mlllonheres.m Ee.
tcy Mate Joan.
OH! MY BACK
Ms linr b Stm e we ak 1
II'T
S se me ne Ie
Iamr Tseisinka~dIYi*a
am~Lew £tU3WALIO. uL'aem i
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.
A pretti lamp is male out of tie or
diinary ginger lar. Do not paint it or
paste anything ioni it. Leave it in its
pretty blue and the wicker covcring.
removing only the handle-. and ge.t a
common brass Izamp that will tit into the
jar.
Coffee -tulnd- tir-t in the. list of bev
erages for the I'reakfa.t table. though
for nervouu ln. ,l,l.. er tlho,' s who, are
.tllicted with uilpsita,:c ln of the. hi.art, it
is not to w ret'onllm.ntled. Noi let +o(ne
equally good aulthority te1 vyou direct
ly the oppo-ite.
iraham Biscuit -Three- cup-. of gra
bam flour, one' cup of wheat tlour. two
tablespoonful- melted butter, onle tea
spoonful of soda, two tablespoon brcwn
sugar, two teasloon cream tartar, one
half saltspoon of salt, milk enoughl to
mix. and make into biscuit, b.ike in a
moderate oven.
Tongue Ta.zast--.A very nice di-h ih
prepared from cold boiled r potted
tongue. .lice the tonguel, and c"it each
shee into smaull ti,,e pie'ce'.: bet:li it in a
pan with a little butter. To Irl.vent
burning inoisten with warm water or
clear soup; add -alt and pe"apcer: stir
into it two beaten eggs. When set, ar
range neatly on toast.
A foreign dish that is better without
its name, is made by putting one pint of
split peas into one pint of water or soup
liquor, boil for five hour-, until they are
soft and pulpy, renewing the lilquor. add
a dessert spoonful of curry powder, two
Spanish onions cut up and fried. two
ounces of butter and a little cal~ene,
three cloves chopped tine. It is "better
to boil the peas some hour- hefore re
quired and then to heat thetm with the
other ingredients. Served with rice so
boiled that each kernal will fall apart
from the others.
Cream Pie-Scald one pint of milk in
a double boiler. Wet two even table
spoonfuls of cornstarch in a little cold
milk, add the yolks of three' e'":_I- and
three tablespoonfuls of sugar and beat
with an egrg beater till very light; then
stir into tEe scalding milk. -Flavor with
lemon and let it cool. Line a pie-plate
with a nice crust and bake it. T'hen fill
with the cream and make a meringue
of the whites of the two eggs bewaten
with two tablespoonfuls of powdered
sugar. Cover the toll of the pie with
this and set on the uplwr grate of the
oven until the meringue is a pale straw
color.
There is one thing that the best of
nurses should not be allowed to do. and
that is to stand with a baby at a window
when the thermometer is much below
freezing. The cold fairly radiates from
the glass and strikes oil the' delicate
little lungs or legs when the baby is
short-coated. The unre likes to in
dulge her curiosity as to pa-ssers-by in
the street, or to watch and stee who it
is that is getting out of the carriage at
tile door, and the next thing a doctor's
carriage has to draw tip and the baby is
treated for croup or pleurisy. At no
time, in winter is the window a good
place for a baby to be held.
Rice P'udding--A quartcr cf a pound
of rice,. the s;lmne weight of su.Lgar, onec
quart of mtmilk, one pint of cream, half
an ounce lof gelatine,. PIarhil the rice
in water and thenlc ceook it -oft and
thick in the milk. adding the sugar and
some vanilla. and, when nearly done,.
add the gelatine, which hia. e- hen di,
solved in a little water. When done
set it aside to become cold. Beat the
cream to a stiff froth uand mix it thor
oughly with the cold rice. Put in a
mold which has beetn mioi-tened with
cold water and wet it on the ice.. A li
quor glass of Maraschino Im;iVe added
to the whipped cream. Thisi amount i
sufficient for ten persins.
Miss Corson tells us it is quite un
safe to put froz.en meat to .he fire or
into the oven to cook without thawing
it first. The hri. in the process of
cooking actnally has the saime effect
upon the frozen. tissues that hot
eather weuld have upon long kept
meat. and the poultry or joint will
spoil before the fire. as it would in the
Isrdnler or hung oct of the window, in a
sudden change of temperaturen,. Frozen
seats of course keep well, and there is
very slight if amy differenec in tlheir
lavor if put intocold water and allowed
to remain there' tntil sufficientlv thawedl
to cook. But the ceioking ImIust he don*,
immediatelv. :is "'thawed out"' meats
are especially liable to spoil.
There never was ewtter advice given
han that which Wa:-hinigton Irving
tave to a lady: "Dl)on't liw too anxicouis
about the education of yiclcr ,laughters:
-hey will do veryo v.ell: dclont teach
hem so many things: teach themn 'dle'
hing." "What ie that. Mr. Irving?"
he askedl. "T achl tie;nc.'" hie said.
'to be easily pleawtd."
Transparent Puhcling Tile yolks, of
ight eggs beatcnll till c''ry light. onec ta
le'-poonful cf |mautc'r and one table
poonful of sugar to each egg. Flavor
with a tablespoonful of rose water or
sther extract that is perfectly clear.
Beat all together well and bake 'n plates
n puf paste. Serve moderately warm,
with alated sugar sifted over their
ps. Thi. quantity will fill two plates
f large size.
Table lmanner.
"I'mpn ot ging to invite that fellow
ilbheoly to dinner again when we have
mpany.''" said Mrs. Yorger, indig
antly.
"'What has he been dloing nowP"
caked Mrs. Peterby.
"Everybody was seated at tih table.
We bad among other dishes a beautiful
lucking pig. It was nioely roasted. I
aid, 'Mr. Gilhool3, will vou have a
-ortlon of this pig?' He said he didn't
care for any, so I urg.ed him to try a
ittle piece. Now what lo vot think
he wretch said?'
"I have no idea."
"He turned up his nose and said:"
' Blow de I aow it dida't freease to
leath.' Yoa know it was right after
h ces spell when so many alves and
ral e to deth."
"Nobody'at the table took any of that
'oat pg. and some of them didn't eat
I-ythia at all When I invite hiam to
inaer again I reckon he will know it."
-Texs Biftings.
Commerelal Item.
'I'se got a complaint ter make,"
aid Jim Webster to his employer, an
Lustin merehant.
"'What is itP"
"De book-keeper kicked me, s. I
lon't wan't no book-keeper ter kick,
"Of eomrs he kicked you. You don't
expect me to attend to everything do
rouP I can't look after all the little[
Itails o the b haiss myself."-bses.
sifiaga.
The late State Chemist of Delaware, Pre f.
Chs,: P. Wil!tstasn . says that ltd star (ouuch
Cute i, safe and valuhble and oulltdlll
neltter iiullla0ia. opiumn tior alyi oither lor
cotic !,,llo. 1 rie lirt' i' . ntyle ' l Cetlit.
On oly not enlts' d-i iu Atwer,t b .
and girls are dre.w I up like mtun s:d
wonuen. anD( are tr ithat ::iv allowed i o bh
thle aster' .f the' hoik.-. i* t Amer ir
lltala)" lltt!e talka t1 ,t i~a- r i "t': tlhe }eeu
routud.
l'r,. C. A. Dria on. of L. uI in. K l;.,
the well kinowin piiloet. iiI eghitt en \;t
spent 810,, U tol tr\ ing t, get liit of hi- I
rtll-utatlui anlll fillhed. At iast hie u·i it
ht. Jicubi (tnw. was cured and -o!i iti
;crute'es.
The latest t1le in hair-dre-tsit. is i .kite l
'.wett li-order." It i sild tl.it in t i t
te lashlionable in thia re.tard a; a i cl~! iha, I
di, i- to let her hair "o as it ,i .a ii il.e
i rn:n alter ai nght if Ulieasy r .r.
In another et',;net, i of this -ue w t:i b .
fuiid anll etirl ltew, alnd lnovel sterin:.Li
Lf attractive ltlivtisiallg. It Is tie It dit
neate-t we Olave ever reeti. and Se thit,
alyone will be well repaid for exatniiilo;_
the '-tiUl,l..d disolayv tletter to MI e an,. r
tceinent of Prickly Ash Bitters.
Thaekeray said: "I would rather w al
gelius than a peer of tae realm." 'iThak
eras, It may )be stated was in a lo-iiton to
f rtu an acrcuate estlmlate of thL mental
calitre of the average peer, aIlt he knew Ie
coulii't N. both.
'locLah en Coaglh's"
A-k r,, "P. ,i-t :i, r" .u.h.." f.r rlhl . i", w I,
'h lk.t, nimrs.s. "'ro ei.T . i L lqu l , si..
There is an art In putting on glove,, avys
a fashion-papeIr. Cotle to think of it. )ouI
hale to get your hand in, as it were, in I u:t
tihg on a glove properly.
We think we can cre a bad ease of Reak.
ache quicker with one of Carter's 8mart Wse
and Belladonna Backache Plasters, than by
an other application, and after the Back.
ache Is outed, you can ll wear the plaster
without dicomfrt for two Or three weeks
(,rlonger. Tbla combinatlon of Lart Weed
and Belladonna is a great hit. and it Is hard to
flid ary pain or ache that will not yield to it.
Pries 3 coase. eid by Drgaaieeverywhere.
" ymuuotto is. 'Live and let live,' " aid
the soldier. a. he turned his back to the on
tiny and tied from the battle-field.
A MAN IN I lIns.-O-ne of the Iuo-! Ile!
ancholy spectacrs in the world is a human
being shattered and broken down by the use
ofardelit sl irits and teba,,o. liut the dilal
datiun imay be re-l,airtd. tie ruin re-toried to
perfect soundness by a course of that tlost
powerful of all Invigorants, UR. WA.lKEit's
CALIFORNIA VINEGAI BITTERS.
The man who is suspicious lives in a cn
stant state of unhappiness. It would be
better for his peace of mind to be too trust
ful than too guarded.
It Ie se Evseryw'heLre.-E. B. Kal.j
druggist at Hiattsville. Kan., has this tio
write about Allen's Lung Balsam : "It is
the best selling throat anti lung rentned v, and
rives general satisfaction. I eheerfulllI
recommniend it." Buy the large yL1.00 bottle
for Lung Diseases.
Most men pursue the pleasures, as they
call them, of their natures, which begin lit
sinl are carried on with danger, and end in
bitterness.
If acoegb disturbs your sleep, take Pito's
Cure for Consumption and rest well.
There is a selfislnes.s even in gratitude.
when it is too profuse; to be over-thankful
for one favor is in effect to lay out for an
other.
eo ereater nnaanoe could be found,
Than old man Brown; the country raend
All thought he'd leave these earthla
'THi aome one gave him Smith's ie Beans
They airsed his liver, removed the bile,
No ael the old man doesar smile.
STRICTLY PURE.
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