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Mr. Luther Burbank, the plant Wi, ard of California, has originated a wonderful new plant which grows any where, in any soil or climate, and bears great quantities of luscious berries all the season. Plants are grown from seed, and it takes only three months to get them in bearing, and they may be.gtown and fruited all summer in the garden, or in pots during the win ter. It is unquestionably the greatest Y, Fruit Novelty ever known, and Mr. Burbank has made Mr. John Lewis Childs, of Floral Park, N. Y., the in troducer. He says that Mr. Childs is one of the largest, best-known, fair est and most reliable Seedsman in America. Mr. Childs is advertising . .- seed of the Wonderberry all over the - world, and offering great inducements to Agents for taking orders for it. This berry is so fine and valuable, and 'suoa't y grown anywhere, that every 'body Should get it at once. dNE THING AT A TIME. "Have you noticed that the baroness never talks about other women?" "How could she? She is all the time talking about hrself." For Headache Try Hicks' Capudine. Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-pleas 'ant to take-Effects immediately. 10, 25 and 5ec at Drug Stores. It Certainly Is. S 'ou shouldn't cast your pearls be fore swine." ' know it; but it's hard telling who b on the ho3 these days." Strong drug cathartics simply aggravate the condition--the true remedy for consti pntion and liver trouble is found in Gar ield Tea, the mild Herb laxative. - A woman no sooner forgives an in jury than she proceeds to forgtt about having forgiven it. _ tO N Old BBOMUO INP:" Teat Is RLA OY 1B[QRO UINNIN. Look tot the algasure or A W. (N Y. Used the World wver ,o Ure a Cola n In, 7,Jr. e. The hand can nevwrexecute anything : .higher than the heart can' aspire. En>erson. .fi :5 E i1 LISilEit ;Omn ao-e all, le mu_, ffl erde rubslli s , iwasp deri alte. sa geablc x ]munieadao he8 auu thove diar bsadoeior otherl Isuteimrig ·women I fet fsror dtoubld helpme andlmust .7 i, t id_ q elp me tol .utree months 8$,, ortea, sinneapolis, he aiboe Prove alas is made i J f hoA euierfo sec des 8h LUthCL ~ '~qqagu.BJT luuA h t~~ 1DLIES U~LLP3IOE \86sl~ ~d -I. -.'~ ~CIi:i SHUMAN ICEBERG SENATOR HALE THE BANE OF WASHINGTON REPORTERS. Very, Very Seldom Will He Conde scend to Talk to Newspaper Men -Will Not Tolerate Anything Like Familiarity. Washington.-Formerly it was the practice among city editors in Wash ington, when there was a new or "cub" reporter to be "broken in," to assign to him the task of interview ing Prof. Langley of the Smithsonian institution, on the subject of aviation. If he survived-if he came back still imbued with the idea that he was cut cut to do newspaper work-he was considered a "find" by the city editor and usually was given regular employ ment. Langley has been dead for sev eral years. Now city editors send their news men to interview Senator Eugene Hale of Maine. If Langley was impossible, Hale is inexpressible. Langley was like a roaring lion when confronted by a person seeking in formation about his hobby. Hale is haughty and scornful in his treatment of representatives of the press when approached by one of them on any subject. Langley sometimes gave to the public, through the press, some benefit of his great store of informa. tion on scientific matters. Hale ab hors interviewers, even to the point of being rude to them, and it is sel dom, very seldom, that he talks to any of them for publication. Writers, probably, viewing their subject from the galleries of the sen ate or from afar, have said twat Hale is of the "old school" of statesmen. Rather, Hale is of the aristocratic type of statesmen. Statesmen of the "old school," to which Mdrgan, Vest, Edmunds, Cock - i roll and others of their contemporaries belonged, were dignfied always, but they also were affable. They had a eheerful "good morning" and "good night" for everygenate employe, from tLe man who sciabs fhe polished inmarble floors of the private corridors up to the vice-president. , Senator Hale rarely notices any per ",n at the qapitol who occupies a lbwer place in the scale of officialdom than a representative. He addresses those unider him when he needs them to perform a service for him, but never can it be truthfully said that he hobnobbed with one of them. Old Senate employes have learned, some of them painfully, that the sen ator from Maine will not tolerate famll iarity, nor anything that approaches familiarity. It was a new member of the capitol police force that met Mr, Hale coming into the big gray build ing not long ago. "Good morning, senator," breezily exclaimed the copper. "Man," angrily returned Mr. Hale, •'if you presume to address me again, your position will be worth nothing -absolutely nothing." Then he strode down the corridor into his committee room, leaving out side a large man, mouth open and trembling, unable to figure out just what sort of a breach he had com. mitted, but at the same time certain that he had done something dreadful. A certain elevator In the senate wing of the capitol has on it a sigp that reads: "For members of the congress and the supreme court." Al though ·not mentioned on the placard, newspaper correspondents, by cour teasy, are allowed to use the "lift." Senatoir Hale rang for the elevator re cently. He wished to go from the first to the second, or senate floor. When the e~r stopped he stepped aboard, and was followed by a stranger. Be fore the conductor could close the door, Hale stepped out of the car, say. ing to the conductor: "When yOqahaie taken this person to his destination, you may return for me." Incidents such as these in which Senator Hale has figured are numer ous at the capitol. From the galleries the senator &appears to be a fatherly person. Those rho know him in. timately say he is agreeable and kinadly-hbe has few intimate friends, His record shows that he is an eftec tive legialator, and he is recogniled as one of the bigkest men in the sen ate, Yet to the casual person with -whol he eomaes in contact, he aug lats a human iceberg. • zpedenoe reporters would just as :isn Jn p into the Potomac on' a iWter's day as to try to get a talk t:u Hale Jor publication. .--" . Not Woeth While, - ,9' sir," sail the umbrella mann. ' "4tr e 'ilfMll not advertirsen; your pAiq. .rye watched your attltide to :*i4 my btIossee Last year yoe iu~,e seven clear daysa o:.'two at , ad I do't consider that t~bun ind;itr r eu uwctt *tiabe riuat3 · ~~ OFTEN THE CASE. Women Struggle Hopelessly Along Suffering Backache, Dizzy Spells, Languor, Etc. Women have.so much to go through in life that it's a pity there is so much suffering from back. ache and other com mon curable kidney ills. If you suffer so, profit by this wom an's example: rs. Martin Douglass, 52 Cedar St., Kingston, N. Y., says: "I had a lame, aching back, dizzy spells, head. aches, and a feeling of languor. Part of the time I could not attend to my work and irregularity of the kidney secretions was annoying. Doan's Kid ney Pills brought me prompt relief." Sold by all dealers. 50c a box. Fos. ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. BRIGHT SIDE TO BUSINESS. Occasional Flash of Humor Enlivens Chase After Dollar. It is supposed that business letters are deficient in humor. Still there have been exceptions, and the latest sent by a member of the well-known wholesale soap-making firm of (let u: say) Cake & Son, is one of the most brilliant. A retail dealer in a smalF way had sent for a consignment o. their goods: "Gentlemen (he writes) "wherefor you have not sent me the sope? Is it bekawse you think m` money is not so good os nobody elses? Dam you, Cake & Son! wherfor hav you not sent the sope? Please send sope at once, and oblige yours respect fully, Richard Jones. P. S.--SincE writing the above my wife has found the sope under the counter." IN'ERUPTION CURED. WatiSo Sore, Irritating and Painful Jat Little Sufferer Could Not Sleep ,Lcratched Constantly. Sticura's Efficacy Clearly Proven, "When about two and a,half years S"d~nfnlghter broke out on her hips k t kper parts of her legs with a f4 lrritating and painful eruption. It in October; the first I noticed a, little red surface and a constant on her part to scratch her limbs. 3Shuld not sleep and the eruptions got sore, and yellow water came out of them. I had two doctors treat her, but she grew worse under their treat ment. Then I bought the Cuticura Remedies and only used them two weeks when she was entirely well. This was in February. She has never had another rough place on her skin, and she is now fourteen years ',ld. Mrs. R. R. Whitaker, Winchester, Tenn., Sept. 22, 1908." "otter Drug & Chem. Corp., Ule Props. Beob KIND HEARTED JANE. Mistress- -Have you made the chick' en broth, Jane? Jane-Yes, mum; and fed the chick ens with it, ages ago! • Ready Theme. "Archibald," called the wife of the special writer, in excited tones. "Don't bother me, Lucy," shouted her husband from his "den." I "Archiba!d," she persisted. "Please keep quiet., Didn't I tell you not to bother me when I am busy?" "But I must, dear. The children have taken those six bottles of gold paint you bought for the gas fixtures and smeared it on the walls from gar ret to cellar." "That so, Lucy? Well, don't let that worry you. I'll just call it an inspira tion and use it in an article entitled 'How Children Brighten Utip the House.' " Uncertainty In Plttsburg. It was Christmas eve in Pittsburg. The snow sparkled in the tin roofs. Far away could be seen the rubicund glow of the coke ovens. All was luiet in the home of the Pittsburg official. Suddenly a low tap resounded on the outer door. "Hark, George," said the official's wife. "Did you hear that? It may be Santa Claus." "It may be Santa Claus," 'said the offitcial, gloomily, "but I'll bet $4 it'a a deputy sheriff!" And he arose and put on his shoes. JOY WOIK . And the Otler kind. Did you ever stand on a prominent corner at an early morning hour and watch the throngs of people on their way to work? Noting the number who were forcing themselves along be .cause it meant their daily bread, and the others cheerfully and eagerly pur. suing their way because of love of their work. ., It is a fact that one's food has much to do with it. As an example: It an engine has poor oil, or a boiler is fired with poor coal, a bad result is certain, isn't it? Treating your stomach right is the keystone that sustains the arch of health's temple and yoU will find "GrapeNuts" as a daily food is the most nourishing and beneficial you can use. We have thousands of testimonials, real genuine little heart throbs, from p-aople who simply tried .,Grape-Nuts out of curiosity-as -a last resort-with the result that prompted the testimo If you have never tried Grape-Ntits it'p worth wirile to lv iet a fair bnpfti~ tieR trjah Iaietember there are arie i 1Io~ it~am Gtrape-Nuts every day "RIFT IN LOVE'S LUTE. Sighing Swain Meant Well, But Lan guage Tripped Him. The essential difference between the signification of words and terms in the English tongue which are al most the same in etymology and or igin is a great element of difficulty to a foreigner who is learning the lan guage-a fact to which a certain at tache of a foreign mission at Wash ington recently testified. When the budding diplomatist in question arrived at our national capi tal a year or two ago, he soon capitu lated to the charms of a young woman or the official set, and they spleedily ae catne the best of friends. A month or so ago the attache returned to thip country after a lengthy leave of ab sence passed in his own land. About the first thing he did on reaching Washington was to send a note to the lady of his admiration, wherein, to her astonishment and indignation, he gave expression to this sentiment: "Once more, my dear friend, I shall gaze upon your unmatched eyes." Harper's Weekly. HIS FATE. f Mr. Dude--I was thinking how much I resemble your carpet-always at your feet, you know. Miss Sly-Yes, very much like my carpet. I'm going to shake it soon. HOME COUGH CURE. Go to your druggist and get one-half ounce Concentrated pine compound, two ounces of glycerine, half a pint of good whiskey; mix it up, and use it in doses of a teaspoonful to a table spoonful every four hours, shaking the bottle each time. Any druggist can supply ingredients. The Concentrated pine is a pine prod, uct refined for medical use and comes only in half ounce bottles, each en closed in a round case which is air tight and preserves the fluid in its full strength, but be sure it is labeled "Con centrated." A prominent local druggist says he vhs filled this prescription hun dreds Imes and has seen it work won ' Anger Shrinks Vitality. Dr. Maurice de Fleury, a distin guished Frenchman, advances the the ory that every time one becomes an gry his vitality shrinks. After even the most artfully suppressed signs of bad temper the vitality becomes small er and smaller, until finally nothing is left. Anger is a certain kind of ce rebral excitement, explains Dr. de Fleury. The hyperasthenic subject is always on its verge, while the neuras thenic becomes infuriated l~ly by a sudden bound of reaction exde d from without. But at that moment when they are let loose the two a9r alike, save that the strong man is a blinder brute, while the weak man is some what of an actor and seems to aim at effect. Professor Munyon has just issued a most beautiful, useful and complete Al manac; it contains not only all the scien tific information concerning the moon's phases, in all the latitudes, but has il lustrated articles on how to read char acter by phrenology, palmistry and birth month. It also tells' all about card reading, birth stones and their meaning, and gives the interpretation of dreams. It teaches beauty culture, manicuring, gives weights and meas ures, and antidotes for poison. In fact, it is a Magazine Almanac, that not only gives valuable information, but will afford much amusement for every member of the family, especially for parties and evening entertainments. Farmers and people in the rural dis tricts will find this Almanac almost invaluable. It will be sent to anyone absolutell tree on application to the MUNYON REMEDY COMPANY, PHILADEIL PHIA. A Slight MisunderstandJng. Little Helen Bentley of Los Angeles, aged five, dearly loves her grandma, who has been living with her and her parents. Recently grandnia went to Seattle for a visit, and caught ,cold on the way. When she arrived there, she wrote back to Helen's parents that she had reached Seattle, but had had a hard fight with the grip. Helen wanted to hdar what grandma had to say, and the letter was read to her. Soon afterward she saw one of her neighbors, and exclaimed: "Oh, Mrs. Smith, we've had a letter from grand ma. She got to Seattle all right, but she had a terrible fight with her va Use." Office Boy Inslincts. Contributor-I should like to leave these poems with your editor4 What is the usual procedure? I haven't done any magazine work before. Office Boy-Well, the usual custom is to leave 'em an' call back in a day or so-and sit 'em.-New York He' aid. SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE will cure any possible case of DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, and the like. among horses of all ages, and prevents all others in the same stable from having the disease. Also cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper. Any good druggist can supply you, or send to mftrs. 50 cents and $1.00 a bottle. Agents wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co., Spee. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind. Foreign titles come high-and a good many American heiresses have discovered that they were not worth the price. It Cim Whle You Walk Alen'srtaot-esae forcorsaud bunions, hot, sweatr aQons aschtu fet. c all Druggists. And the pretty .girl uually has plain uaiHagr IK' --i ,i-'-------- :=Whon U_ ra h "L ROL" I PRICE, s1. OO, retal ;.y.. _ N · Ipr, hairy. es E T: _ e 5`' .ý Ai°w'_i:.r..}FP..ý :14 - ý·. , .. LiC - RHEUMATISM PRESCRIPTION The increased use of "Toris" for rheumatism Is causing considerable discussion among the medical frater nity. It is an almost infallible cure when mixed with certain other ingre dients and taken properly. The fol lowing formula is effective: "To one half pint of good whiskey add one ounce of Toris Compound and one ounce of Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take in tablespoonful doses before each meal and before retiring." Toris compound is a product of the laboratories of the Globe Pharma ceutical Co., Chicago, but it as well as the other ingredients can be had from any good druggist. Too Much for His Mind. "My first impulses," wailed the Sad Eyed Individual, "are invariably good. In fact. I think that I may venture, without fear of undue exaggeration, to say that they are very good. But I never act on them. I always act on second thoughts. This trait in my char acter has ruined my career, because my second thoughts are always bad! In fact, I think I may say, without fear of misrepresentation, that they're punk." "Well," suggested he who was lis tening, "why don't you wait until third thoughts, and act on them?" Mournfully, despondently, the Sad Eyed Individual shook his head. "My dear sir," he groaned, "I never had three successive thoughts about anything in my life!" $100 Reward, $100. Thl readers of this paper will be pleased to lears that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure In all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mrucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assist ing nature In doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by all Druggists, 7The. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. Prophecy Fulfilled. "That baby, madam," said the doc tor to the proud and happy mother, "will make his mark in the world some day." Note the fulfillment of the predic tion. In less than 16 years boy was the scoreboard artist in t base ball park.-Chicago Tribu Jack's Faux Pa Maud--I noticed that yo Jack Clubberly to church with eSun day. Bell-Yes, and the poor heathIn is so unused to going that he wanted the usher to check his hat and coat. Rledl Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain. Try Murine in Your Eyes, At Druggists. Man gives every reason for hi eion duct save one; every excuse r hid' crime save one;, e; pleg! ir his safety save one, to idici PILES CRED IN 6 TO 14 Dd. PAZO OLNToIENT is guaranteed to cure 3yrcase of Itubtinind, V leeding or Protruding e eso I to 14 daf' money refunded. We. Arms and laws do not flouriuh to gether.-Caesar. l-_ WONDERBERRY PLANT,.. THREE MONTHS FROM SEES THE WONDERBERRY Luther Burbank's Greatest Creation. A Luscious Berry Ripening in Three Months from 8 ed. Seed 20 Cts. Per Pkt., 3 Pkts, for 50 Cts., Postpaid Fruit blue-black like an enoro4us rich blueberry in looks and I AM THE O8LE INTRODUCER AND GENUINE SEED taste. Unsurpassed for eating tp, cooked, canned or preserved CAN BE HAD NOWHERE ELSE. in any form. The greatest gard n fruit ever introduced and FOR20CT (Siverorstamps) I will sendpkt. Wonderberry equally valuable in hot, dry, cold ou wet climates. Easiest plant in F (SI O for .) and my GREAT CATALOGUE which tells ald the world to grow, succeeding any'here and yielding great masses seed, (3 pkts. for 50 cts.) and my GREAT CATALOGUE which tells all of rich fruit all ummer and ing fall-nd all winter in pots-(As a pot about it and my BIG CASH PRIZES to agents. AGENT WANTED. plant it is both ornamental and useful). The greatest boon to the MY GREAT CATALOGUE of Flowers and Vegetablo family garden ever known. Everybody can and will grow it. Seed, Bulbs, Plants and Rare and New Fruits FREEs. to all who Luther Burbank, of California, the world famous hybridizer, apply. 140 pages, 600 illustrationsand colored plates. I hve been originated this new fruit and turned it over to me to introduce. He in business 34 years and hae half a milion cutomer all overyone. Do nothe says of it: "This absolutely new berry plant is of great interest country. Complete satisfac Noveltion guamoffranteedring to everyoear. Do not and value as it bears the most delicious, wholesome and healthful fail to see the many treat Novelties I am offering this ear of which berries In utmost profusion and always comes true from seed." the WONDERBERRY ,e the greatest ever known. Address JOHN LEWIS CHILDS, Floral Park, N. Y. P. 8.-This offer will not appear again. Write for Wonderberry seed, and Catalo ,e at once. D o not neglect or delay. You can be the first to grow it in yur town and make big money selling both berries and seed. I raised ,3 quarts from 6 few plan PUTNAM FADELESS DYES CWflaa ea htiarhlad sears tanyetherdyeý One kpa cDkage colos mIlfibers. They dyein cold waste beter than aniether de. Yeu caadw illy N/tAl iroolWIt I nc I eSIPIIIUl te 0)e. Dachand Mix Ceble. MONROE DRUG 0 oo0, Owls,., Ies.i. A Cruel Innuendo. "Pop, are the man-hunting tribes Uex tinct?" "Yes, my son, until next leap year." For Colds and Grlpp-Capudine. The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is Hicks' Capudine. Relieves the aching and feverishness. Cures the old-Headaches also. It's Liquid-Effects immediately--0, 25 and 500 at Drug Stores. Silver Is of less value than gold: gold, than virtue.--Horace. AN IMPROVEMENT. A new Hallowe'en game. in which a peach is used instead of an apll~,. For the Public Taste. The following makes a very popular dish, the usual name given it hbing "funny paper." Take three mothers. In-law, two Irishmen, one Ger:au one or two tough kids and a coon: mix and stir well. A jag is considered to add flavor. Sprinkle in a littlo, spice and ginger, and garnish with Irawings. The. addition of a pinch of hardsense is advisable, though not es sential. Chestnuts are used for stuff ing. The dish is usually roasted, though poaching is not unconi:ion. The Bellman. Wouldn't Take Him Seriously. He-But 1 ned you in order to be happy. She--I couldn't think of marrying a needy person. r :ZII7CGASTORIA SFor Infants and Children, TI he Kind You Have A\egetable Preparation for As similating lheFoodand Redula- Bears th, ling the Stomachs and Boweis of ~Signature Promotes Digestion,Cheerful ntssand Re st.Contains neither Opium,.Morphine nor Mineral NOT NARC OTIC E Rec ripe ofd DrSAMUEITMT//CiR ýN A- Seed - ArhelleSalft . Asisr Seed Worm d'Ssd - C ow;xd Sueg, Q Winkreyen 7/fnvor tl tion, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea, SWorms,Convulsions.Feverish Sness and Loss OF SLEEP F O v For Over Fac Simile Signature of THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YORK. Guaranteed under the Foodaal Ezct Copy of Wrppe. ,,,$ ,m ,, - ,4.0e m..a . 'HY-PO Toniqu ..,he"Tonlc:' Thehotlisae Hf I-I I ORIque and nerve builder giving strength and vitality to the worn out Musuar and Nervous system. ICspecially valuable in Uheula tism and Malaria. Guaranteed under the Pure Food Sand Drugs Act. Trial bottle Twenty-tlive Cents. 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