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MONEY IN FOX FARM SU CARE P Maine Man Finds Animals Can Be Easily Raised. Farmer - - - Live Pelts Always in Demand at Good JL Prices-How Rearing of Reynard is Managed by a Typical Down-Easter. To b Bangor, Me.--Elijah Norton of Dover breedin finds loxes a more profitable crop one lilI than potatoes or hay, and so he long with. ago quit planting and hoeing and quired mowing, and is now devoting his en- be on t tire attention to raising the sharp- able at eyed and bushy-tailed little animals, other whose fur is in great demand always growth and everywhere. When Norton began The raising foxes it was an experiment; night now he has the business fully estab- stock i lished on a highly profitable basis, manne and his sunny hillside farm on the As the bank of the Piscataquis is known as his re: the best paying piece of land in Maine. are rb The Norton fox farm is not the first er sut in Maine, for foxes had been success- to the fully bred by a man on Heron island, the at Boothbay harbor, years before the L)o- they ver enterprise was thought of. When the cc Norton got ready to go into the fox becaun business he visited the Heron island line, farm, and one on Prince Edward is- them, land, in the Gulf of St. Lawrence, to ing it. get points, and also to buy some and s breeding stock. Then he started in as to to beat. the original fox farmers, and seems he has succeeded. pathy Being an old hunter, and knowing make the ways of foxes, Norton at the out- gain set recognized the fact that to be men healthy, and thus profitable, his stock and l must be contented, and to insure this Th( happy condition he so constructed and on tl arranged his inclosure as to dispel the jtudgi Idea of captivity-which foxes cannot the i, endure. He built a fence 16 feet high, requi of a heavy and specially woven wire of ril their derst breet shot and cure shot One of Mr. Norton's Red Foxes. witt to keep the foxes in and to keep other kno animals out. Six inclosures thus formed cover about one and a half hig acres of ground, and in each of them mly is a kennel built of wood and set deep fror into the earth serving as a nursery farr and as a den for the foxes in winter. and At first a few of the foxes escaped by burrowing down under the fence, but fee Norton stopped this by carrying the id wire down from four to eight feet to the solid ledge. The whole farm has o been allowed to grow up with rank o grass and weeds, so that it resembles the the native haunts of the fox in the wildwood, and Norton's stock does not ad seem to realize that it is living in captivity. On the farm are common red foxes bre from the woods of Maine, blue foxes al from Alaska; silver grays from Prince Edwardl island, and blacks from Ohio. pu The reds are the commonest and least pal valued of foxes; blues are worth Of more, but the silver grays and the pe blacks are the aristocrats. As a mat tar of fact, the black and the silver pi gray are the same breed, a silver gray sal being a black with a sprinkling of ov gray hairs. The black fox pelt i to among the most valuable of furs, fine as specimens frequently bringing $300 to ' $600, while in several instances as high as $1,000 to $1,200 has been paid. Norton had not been long in the business when he made the impor tant discovery that it is possible to ci reproduce black and silver gray foxes. d( Naturalists say that these rare sped ci mens are simply freaks of nature, be- m ing liable to appear among the com- m mend reds at any time, while their ol progeny is more than likely to wear BI the plebeian red coat. Norton has gi discovered, however, that by inbreed. s Ing it is possible, in the course of ci time, to eliminate the red and pro duce the genuine black variety. He tl bought an Ohio black fox, paying $300 for it, and this he bred with a com t mon Maine red, then bred their progeny together, and so on. Thus fsr he has met with flattering success, add he feels confident that his sue S cas will continue. Last year he sold a pir of black foxes bred on his farm r for $500, and now has a family of C four, which he values at $1,000. The foxes are fed with scraps of meat, bread, milk and the like, and are alL in good health. In summer time they need to be watered, but in t winter they quench their thirst with snow. oWhen Norton wants to capture one of his foxes he simply pokes his hand down into a burrow, to which shelter they flee -when any one approaches, and pulls the animal out, much as one would take an apple out of a bag. All of his 35 foxes seem to know him as S dogs know their master, and at feed ing time they frolic about him like so many kittens. The beauties of the colony are a pair of twin blacks, now ten weeks old, coal black with the ex ception of snowy white at the tips of their tails, fat, fluffy and as play. S ful as kittens. A 811ight Jolt. BSapleigh-I'm--aw-beastly fond of S -aw-followlng the hounds, doncher know." Miss Cayenne-I inferred as much from what papa said. Bapleigh-Weally? And what did S yoush--er--fawthah say? Miss Cayenne-Oh, he said you wemed to be goln, to the dogs. it Was a Dream. Tver see a'sea serpent?" "1 was- chased by one once." "What did you do'?" .-i- Ot up and lit. the as." SUCCESS IN BREED KEEP No Pro' Hens CARE MUST BE EXERCISED IN SE LECTING STOCK. Some others Farmer to B.: Prosperous in Growing cost of Livestock Must Exercise Good pay are Judgment and General In- to make telligence in Caring for three c Animals. the one that wt To become highly successful in th( breeding and growing farm animals What p one must love the animals he works pay? I g with. lie must have an inborn or ac- can bu d quired sympathy for them and ever anothe . be on the alert to make them comfort p. able and happy with feed, shelter and s, other necessary things for healthy ,s growth and perfect maturity. .n The man who is not content day or L; night till he knows that his farm b- stock is cared for in the best possible , manner is sure to succeed with them. ie As the man thinks and works, so will as his results be. Even when all things I. are right he will light the lantern aft et r supper on winter evenings and go s- to the barn and other buildings to see d, the animals and know positively that )o- they are warm and comfortable for en the cold night. lIe will do this, not ox because he suspects neglect in some nd line, but because his heart is with is- them, and because he cannot help do to Ing it. Going the rounds of the stalls no and stables he talks to each animal after in as to a human being, and each animal you h nd seems to appreciate the human sym- you 1 pathy extended. It is a good way to carinl ing make friends with the animals and ing k it- gain their complete confidence. The Th( be men who do this from right motives from )ck and kindness are good stockmen. hen t his The successful growing of live stock for ni md on the general farm requires good not v the judgment and general intelligence on It ta not the part of the farmer. The animals sense gh. require good shelter, proper amounts hens. nre of right kinds of nutritious feeds and send their physical structure must be un- nonp derstood in order to handle them in Pa breeding and maternity. The grower eye. frien of w done ceivi J1 .'E*i4#*,iP IAs no b nira ered f uPa of Y1 of tl ing A Prize Winner. i should be able to determine diseases supi and other ailments, their cause and The cure. To make profitable gains he the should thoroughly understand feeds, feet s" with their composition and nutritive hell value and balanced rations. He should kep thus know what feeds will produce the thai half highest returns with each kind of ani- ing hem mals kept, and know what feeds to buy in order to get the best results deep from the feeds grown on his own sery farm. With judicious management Z "tera and correct knowledge of farm stock goc Sb and feeds the general farmer can buy the but feeds and use them with profit, be the sides adding extra amounts of manure not et to to his land, which represents a part mc hasof the net gains. It is better farm is ranl practice to buy feeds than to sell do tbles them, and the farmer who keeps pat Sthe much live stock is able to do this to mc Snadvantage. It With the growing demand for pure W bred animals of all kinds, the gener- de oxes al farmer can make extra money on fir orine the same amount of land by keeping qu hio. pure bred animals only and selling a ret least part of them for breeding purposes. wort Of course, there is some extra ex- ab o th pense in doing this, but the returns nu mt. will justify the extra expense, and the th silver pleasure in growing them is compen- so r sation in itself, an important point gr g overlooked by many. It is a pleasure th t to keep animals that one is not th ashamed of and which others are al- fl 300 to ways eager to buy. p es Stick to the Country. 1 the mpor- Life in a metropolis makes young ble to children sharp, but not clever; it often S foxes, destroys their chance of ever being ye sped, clever, for it hastens the develop- ti e, be- ment of the brain unnaturally; it a com- makes them superficial, alert, but not w their observant; excitable, but without one wear spark of enthusiasm; they are apt to is Shas grow blase, fickle, discontented; they a ibreed see more things than the country bred n se of child, but not such interesting things, T Id pro. and they do not properly see any- a y He thing, for they have neither the time g 300 nor capacity to get at the root of all p a com the bewildering objects they crowd c their into their little lives. l ucces, Woven Wire for Vegetables. e What is known as chicken wire is Ie sold recommended for plants on the order Sfarm of peas and lima beans as better thant the old pole order. One who has fully tried and believes this, says: raps of "For lima beans, use the six feet e, and wide wire with a large mesh; attach I bummer to stout stakes set ten feet apart, and but in plant the beans two feet apart in the row, is hand Cabbage Worms. shelter raches A southern correspondent says that as one the best remedy be ever tried for rid bs. All ding cabbage of worms and lice is him as air-slacked lime. It can be sprinkled at feed- on thickly and evenly by putting the like 30 lime in an old guano sack, then shak of tihe Ing the sack over the cabbages. It is ks, now better to put it on early in the morn ithe ex- Ing while dew is yet on the cabbage. the tips It may be used once or twice a week as play. until the worms disappear. Cabbage will thril~a.ind the heads grow firmer and whiter after using it. Air-slacked Slime Is also valuable for sprinkling on fond of young squash and cucumber plants to doncher protect them from the ravages of in 'ects. as much hat did Cow Is Profitable. id yo The cow is great profit maker, and p ~ives food every day of the month of lactation. But there is a difference in cqws. The cow whose period is ten months is worth more than twice ae much as the cow whose pe tod is five months, KEEP ONLY FOWLS THAT PAY STILL No Profit in Feeding a Lot of Old strangel Hens That Have Outlived Their to U Usefulness, Some hens are not worth their keep: An E others produce enough to cover the of good; cost of their handling. The hens that pan, rec pay are those that more than meet the cation expenses of money and time necessary Japanes to make them worth while. There art matter three classes of hens and the last is non-deli the one that we all desire and the one way to that we can have if we are willing to mat. ' pay the cost. occurril What is necessary to own birds that big unt pay? It takes more than money. You inclosec can buy birds that can pay, but it is this wi another thing to have them pay you of sam ligious heavy that u nature. at Yol But no pening merchd henthis 11 mean e t a busine ter a lite mi ts ilc busine rmuch t.- before h WAN White Cochins. Ll after you own them. Not only must Patri ai you have the right kind of a hen, but 1. you must use time and thought in o caring for her to make her the pay- Thc d ing kind. lookin oe They paying hen is usually hatched on th a from a paying strain. The paying arch. hen that comes out of a flock of good Thi k for nothing birds is seldom met and is thar d not worth hunting for. It takes time, "TI Sit takes money, it takes born hen Ther Is sense to produce a flock of paying volve ts hens. It takes very little neglect to some id send this flock back to the class of - nonpaying birds. drivil in Paying birds are a delight to the by 't er eye. You like to show them to your over friends and linger in your description stopi of what they are and what they have age? done for you. The class of birds r- 'leve ceive thought and attention from you. twen As a pet or object of fancy breeding sittii no breed of fowls calls forth more ad* comr miration than the abundantly feath- "E ered Cochin. than Paying birds make up a large part he g of your flock when you sell the cream "' of the chicks every year. Money mak- bad.' ing flocks are made up of the best you raise, always letting the second qual ity go to the market. Paying birds live in houses free from vermin and Feal ses supplied with pure air atnd water. a md They get feed that is needed to bring he the profit to the proper point. Cheap ds, feed-because it is cheap-never ive helped to produce the paying hen or "a uld kept her running to the nest. Hens old the that pay can be yours if you are will. righ ani- ing to do your part. I si to hell Ilts Improvement of Pastures. ld s Lent There is no time in the year as Watl ock good to kill brush and weeds as when mea buy they are in full leaf. d th be- Many pastures where the brush are e ure not too large can be mowed with the gre part mower. Most any old machine that sigi arm is nearly worn out wilp cut brush and mo ell do a good job. We have much of ourthe eps pasture cleared off so we can run the w 5 to mower over it, and I enjoy mowing to it over as much as I do the meadows. DeO pure We always cut the large brush as h ner- closely to the ground as possible the on first time, and then it the land pis ping quite smooth we let the mower do the Pot ig a rest. ses. Last fall after manuring we spread ex- about an acre with good stable ma urns nure just to see what it would do to Ithe the old worn-out pasture. We had a ipen- good lot of rain In the fall and the point grass started up fine. This summer sure there was more grass on that acre not than on any other six acres in the m al- field, and I am sure this experiment paid us well. Plant Pumpkins. oung The pumpkin likes warm weather, often So it is not too late to plant some being yet. Many farmers put them in with eh elop- their corn, but they may be grown lin y; it a patch to themselves the same as it not watermelons. t one It pays to have pumpkin feed along ipt to in the fall and early winter. They they are a succulent food and come after c bred most other crops have largely passed* a ings, They thus serve to keep open the all- 11 any- mentary canal and ward off di$see. p time S'ome farmers claim that when t of all pumpkins are fed hog cholera never c rowd comes. This is because the pumpkid . keeps off constipation when the hogs a come heavily onto the new corn diet. I es. As in man, the animal is more 'apt to i contract disease when the alimentary I 'ire is canal is blocked with putrescence and order disseminating poison through the sys rthan tem. o has be i r u dn_ x feet The average citizen of the United a attach States consumes half his own weight i t, and in sugar every year, and the sugar in the bill of the country aggregates $1,000,- I 000 for every day in the year. Grow Pure Bred Corn. e that In c'operation with the county fai or rid- assio.tionr s over 50 bushels of pure le Is seed corn was distributed free by the inkled University of Wisconain Agricultural ng the Experiment station to the young peo 1 shak- pIe who paew small plats and exhib It is ited their product at local fairs. This morn- work has been introduced into 26 Ibbage. counties, and has prov.ed of immense week value In interesting young people in abbage agricultural matters. Airmer - - - slacked Wide-Awake Farmers of en- There are wide-awake farmers, and more every year. These have pride in their occupation; and add some. thing to its worth. But the farmers who add to the worth of the occupae tion are those who farm intelligently, o er, and and tell what they learn. ference Model Farming Community. n twice The territory of Hawaii i. preparing esiod is to establish a model farming corn. munmltr on the talaa. of Maul, em,. STILL LOOKING FOR LIGHT. WH Strangely Enough, English Firm Failed It Is a 1 to Understand Letter from its Japanese Agent. A bay An English firm, whose shipment round c of goods was delayed in reaching Ja pan, received the following communi cation from their newly-appointed Japanese agent: "With regard to the matter of escaping the penalty for non-delivery of this-there is only one way to creep round same-by diplo mat. We must make a stir or strike occurring in our factory. Of course big untrue. I place my presence on inclosed form of letter and believe this will avoid the trouble of penalty of same. As Mr. - is most re ligious and competent man, also heavy upright and godly, it fears me that useless to apply for his sig- dizzy nature. Please therefore attach same the ki at Yokohama office, making forge. erable But no cause for fear of prison hap- did n( penings, as this often happens by one e: merchants of high integrity. But if Kidne, this involves that your honor look me, al mean' and excessive awkward for for se business purpose, I think more bet- I Sol( ter a little serpentlike wisdom of po- Fostel lite manhood and thus found good business edifice." The firm knows as much now about the delay as it did li before. schoo on tli WANTED TO MEET HIM AGAIN. vers" little Patriarch Had Something to Say to the s Man Driving a Big Red ie ds Automobile. The Stranger-That's a singular sGe looking old fellow sitting out there abilit on the fence. le seems quite a patri- clear arch. The Native-Yep. He's been sittin' off a thar fer three years. Ih "Three years! Good gracious! There must be an interesting story in- grees volved in this. Is he waiting for thsi to something?" from "Yep. He's waiting fer a tall feller drivin' a big red autymobile. He came clara he by 'bout three years ago an' runned say ur over th old man's calf. Th' feller teac1 03 stopped an' said: 'What's the dam- ter 'e age?' an' the old man said, ''Bout land re 'leven dollars,' and the feller gave a °u. twenty an' drove on. An' th' old man's ng sittin' over there waitin' for him to ad. come back." th- "Eh! Poor old chap. Forgot to thank the man, I suppose. But what's art he got that shotgun for?" am "The twenty th' feller gave him was ak- bad." al- INTOLERABLE ITCHING. rds - - and Fearful Eczema All Over Baby's Face ter. .-Professional Treatment Failed. 'ing T eap A Perfect Cure by Cuticura. tari ever not' or "When my little girl was six months ens old I noticed small red spots on her ill- right cheek. They grew so large that I sent for the doctor but, instead of bas helping the eruption, his ointment quc seemed to make it worse. Then I went to a second doctor who said it as was eczema. He also gave me an oint- an .he_ ment which did not help either. The of disease spread all over the face and do are the eyes began to swell. The itching suj the grew intolerable and it was a terrible for that sight to see. I consulted doctors for mS and months, but they were unable to cure our the baby. I paid out from $20 to $30 10 the without relief. One evening I began an ing to use the Cuticura Remedies. The ows, next morning the baby's face was all th as awhite instead of red. I continued until the the eczema entirely disappeared. Mrs. d is P. E. Gumbin, Sheldon, la., July 13,'08." Sthe Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., sole Props., Boston. NOT WHAT HE MEANT. a -ed ri ma- bl lada nmer ' q athe meat b m Saphedd - I'm rather dull this b with evening. I feel a little down in the c wn in mouth, don't you know. a Miss Cutting-O, impossible! Why, n It is not a sixteenth of an inch long! I along A Broad Discrimination. f They There is an elder of a certain after church up.state who thinks that things ased* are only half done or not well started he all- in which he has no voice. At a lese* prayer meeting he offered thanks for when the safe return from their vacation never of the minister and his wife. With mpki proper dignity and in a loud voice he e hogs said: "O Lord, we thank thee for a diet bringing our pastor safe home, and 'apt to his dear wife, too, O Lord, for thou ntary preservest man and beast."-Success. e and What Did He Mean? Sy Mr. Brown and his family were standing in front of the lion's cage. "John," ,aid Mrs. Brown, "if these United animals were to escape, whom would weight you save first, me or the children?" sugar "Me," answered John, without hesi 1,000, tation.-Everybody's Magazine. For HeadaChe Try Hicks' Capudine. Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervous troubles, the aches are aspeedily relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid--pleas ant to take-Effects Immediately. 10, 25 ty fai and lic at Drug Stores. Se Not Missed if Taken. ltural "Did you take a bath?" "No, is there one missing?"-Colum g e bia Jester. Little children are suffering every day into 26 in. the year with sprains. bruises, cute, mense bumps and burns. Ilamlins Wizard Oil ople In is banishing these aches and pains every day in the year, the world over. The next man In a barber shop is always rough and ready. Mnr. WinLow's sbootahll Syr a. UI, rebltdren t,t~ totters fLbe umr, reiua b 'e pride I some- The ancient watch dog is a member farmer e the old guard. 3i mL P pre 0 II Noirw@tthW #Me1 ýyy udyu grey hairs. Usa "1LA ORIOLE' HAIR RUiTQRER.0 PRIQE l. ortal WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES SCOUT It Is a Warning That the Kidneys Are Crusty Sick and Need Help. Eighi A bad back makes every day a dull round of pain and misery. It's a sign Eight, the kidneys are sick the rec( and cannot keep up the old( their never-ending Not a task of filtering the of his c blood. Lame back, "It m backache, dizzy the woI spells and urinary of this disorders are warn- en ped, ings that must not phlre be overlooked. A. door. G. Smith, 405 E. "Mar Mills St., Liberty, don't 1 Mo., says: "1 was W\\y, I racked with pain, countr: stiff and lame, had selves dizzy spells and a terrible condition of to love the kidney secretions. I got so mis- away I erable I went to bed, but the doctor wouldr did not do anything for me and no ever Ii one expected me to recover. Doan's Ile )hr Kidney Pills first relieved, then cured and al me, and I have had no kidney trouble "1 h for seven years s;nce." was a Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. was at Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. the or _1 '_____ mysell Was Proud of His Dad. girl, a I Here is one relating to the public schools, even though it has no bearing on the present public school contro versy. Like as not it isn't even true, but somebody 'lowed it was. Anyway, little George came home from one of the schools on the West side and told his dad that he wished he would write him a little essay on skating. George's father, while not a profes r tsional writer, prides himself on his ej ability to put his thoughts into good clear English, and he willingly dashed i off a little complosition for his son's edflcation. 5 The following efenlng George i greeted his male parent with much en ,r thusiasm when the latter came home from the office. Yo er "You're all right, popsy," he de- you e clared, proudly. "I copied off that es. - , ad say of yours and turned it in, and the of su er teacher said there was only one bet n- ter one in the whole class."-Cleve ut land Plain Dealer. Th a was is REVENGE. most to h Ever qquen to ness "t's ing ras who go 3 ler's cate terr ice Isom i., Cha The Professor-I've been a vege- turl: tarian all my life; from now on I'll eat whiF nothing but beef! wor ths - ---- ear: her Hypothetical. lton hat "Let me," said the stranger at the nigl of baseball gate, "ask you a hypothetical ent question." I "Go ahead." S I It "Supposing that I had ten cents, is pnt- and desired to witness an exhibition pag rho of the manly sport inside the en- Apt and closure, the price being 25 cents; and whe ing supposing that I were to approach you wel ble for 15 cents necessary to fruition of the for my hoples, what would you say?" ad ure "That' easy. I'd say: 'Lend me the as $30 10 cents as I have just 15 myself,, and tri gan am a rabid fan." The Thus, after all this subtle eloquence, thc all there was nothing doing. boe Mrs. Escape Nicely Timed. 08." A German shoemaker left the gas sel on turned on in his shop one night, and, kn upon arriving in the morning, struck a match to light it. There was a ter rific explosion, and the shoemaker was blown out through the door almost to tic Sthe middle of the street. th A passerby rushed to his assistance, wl andi, after helping him to arise, in- se quired if he was injured. or The little German gazed in at his pilace of business, which was now se burning quite briskly, and said: la "No, I aindt hurt. But I got out he shust in time, eh?" t A Tall Bear Story. w "Why, once, do you know, I found a - this bear inside a hollow log. Well, of the course, I couldn't get at him to shoot R him, and the log was too heavy to R Why, move. I didn't know what to do. Soat R long! last I thought of cutting four holes R in the log, about where the bear's u ertan feet must be, and I got his paws R hinthrough slick. Then I tied a rope tt about the log and made him walk with it into camp. And-would you be It a lieve it?-we had all our food and all Sour fuel for the winter out of that one ith deal."--Outing. - ice he Gratitude Poorly Expressed. e for An old woman was profuse in her I Sand gratitude to a magistrate who had I thou dismissed a charge brought against I iccess. her, "I thought you wouldn't be 'ard on were me, your worship," she remarked, as sage. se left the dock; "I know 'ow often these a kind 'art beats be'ind a ugly face" ould Ask Your Druggist for Allen's Foot-Ease, en? "I tried ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE recent t hel- ly, and have just bought another supply. It has cured my corns, and the hot, burn ing and itching sensation In my feet which was almost unbearable, and I would not pudine. be without it now.-Mrs. W. J. Walker, mach or Camden, N. J," Sold by all Druggists, 25c. ipeedily -pleas- Dull. 1 "My! the paper is dull and uninter esting this morning." "Is that so! Can't you find the di Colum vorce column?"-Detroit Free Press. Great Distress Throughout the South Could be eliminated by the use of Dr. Big ery day gers Huckleberry Carjlial. It cures Dysen - terv, Diarrhoea, C('ildren Teething. At iDruggists 25c and 50c per bottle. Is every _ The wife of a dyspeptic man may shop is not agree with him any more than her cooking does. PERRY DAVIS' PAINKILLER Aumm.r complaint, bowel trouble,cramps have no 0oWSterrors in the husho old where thlsdependable med icine is kepton hand. 25c, 365c and fc bottles. nember Don't offer odds to the elevator boy or he'll take you up. SCOUT'S IDEA OF MARRIAG.- E. Crusty Massachusetts Bachelor of Eighty Years Has Most Decided Views on the Matter. Eighty years of single Ihless,,dness is the record of Moses P. Stowe, onr of the oldest residents of (;rafton. Mass. Not a woman crosses the threshhld of his cozy home. "It makes no dilTerence \~ho or what the woman is; she woulin't got inllsit, of this house," he says. "-ven \mn en peddlers create a different a o'- phere when they only knock at thiii ( door. I ' a "Marry? \\ell. I should say not. You '1ie1 don't know what that word miean, sir. Why, look at all of the men in this country who have fastened them- A tly selves to women whom they professeId ,; ra sta to love, and now want to get as far 1-red away from femininity as they can. I ha+wled wouldn't marry the best woman that stantly ever lived. I tell you, they are trop- 'ansi, s le Irewers: they always have lu-ri said. t i and always will be. .au.tsi e "I had lots of girl friends whn I Imake was a young fellow, bhut. when ithr,' I' is •. 1was any chasing to he done they we,' grabite the ones who did it. I never alloi. I myself to emolle infatuated with ;a For girl, as I knew it would he my end l.' GRATIS. an: I Xii I ;Te !n le Youth (at a bun emporium)-I say, le you know, this milk is sour. es Sweet Thing-Well, there's plenty he of sugar on the table, ain't there?' et. Re e- The Retort Crushing. The late Peleg W. Chandler, who han was hard of hearing, was one of the most effective of war-time speakers. ham Every occasion illustrated his elo quence and demonstrated the quick ness of his repartee. At one imeet i ing he was frequently interrulpted by a blackguard at the rear of the hall, who kept shouting: "Why don't you go yourself?" For a time Mr. ('hand ler's deafness prevented him from catching the exact nature of the in terruption of which he had been for some time conscious. At last, Mr. Chandler caught the words of the dis ,ge- turber. Then, in the mildest accents, eat which emphasized the force of the Non words, he said: "Young man, if my long ears were as good as yours, and as Lin long as yours, I shouldn't be here to- Oi the night!" Lyd ical 01ou Nothing in the Name. •re Senator Carroll S. Page of Vermont myl ants, Is on good terms with the senate tio tion pages, all because ,its name is Page. thr. en- Apropos of this, he tells the story that tior and when he was governor of Vermont he tab you went to the chamber of the senate of E n of the state legislature one d(lay and about Ve a dozen pages flocked around him just an the as a friend of his from the rural dis- for and tricts walked in. al "Governor," inquired the friend from sh( ne, the country, "who are all these little ev boys?" "They are little pages." b "Well, I'll be durned, governor," ob- tia gas served the rural visitor; "I never L and, knew you had so many children." I :ruck Ster- Beginning Right. was "Your folks must be mighty excep st to tionally fond of eggplant," remarked the grocer's clerk to the deacon's son ance, when the two met after the church ?, in- services one Sunday. "Your father ordered two dozen of 'em yesterday." t his "Oh; that's easily explained. You now see, dad's been reading about the latest meth'ods of chicken-raising, and t out he decided to try the business. Al though the books advised beginners to purchase adult fowls, dad decided It T was better to start with the eggplant." i S und a -Harper's Weekly. I 11, of I shoot Rough onRats, unbeatable exterminator y to Rough on Hen Lice, Nest Powder, 25c. Soat Rough on Bedbugs, PowderorLiq'd, 25c. holes Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 25. bear's Rough on Roaches, Pow'd, 15c.,Liq'd,25c. paws Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, 25c. rope Rough on Skeeters;agreeable to use,25c. u be- E.S. Wells, Chemist, Jersey City, N. J. nd all at one Good Work Done in France. For the past three years a persis tent crusade has been waged against h Sconsumption among postoffice em- t a her ployes in France. Under these ef- f o had forts the number of cases has dimnin- a igainst ished 50 per cent., having been in 1906, 1,048; in 1907, 808 case, and last ard on year the number fell to 505. ed, as Important to Motheres. often Examine carefully every bottle of face" CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for Ea. Infants and children, and see that t t recent- Bears the supply. Sigature of t which In Use For Over .p0 Years. uld not The Kind You Have Always Bought. Walker, its, c. The Reason. "What's the reason we shouldn't mninter- have a little outing this Saturday?" asked Mrs. Grampus. the dl- "I am," snarled Grampus.--luffalo Press. Express. South S Accounted For. Dr B She--Do you know, dear, I had moy s Dysen- heart set on ice cream to-night. ing. At He-I thought you seemed rather cold-hearted! The Only (2enulne Jxrc ; ; ra e ey For WHISKEY and DRUG USING A course of Hot Sprin 0s , ' n ,'.. pa , t 702 Park Avenue, (, 1. ,.,,, ,,:I.,. t al. HOT SPRINGS, ARK. Write f r inf, rmati n. EXPERIENCED ADVICE. T (:ust(me --\c 1; I'" tl;Y o n , ;r t'i Tih. lit ter-TIr a 'i a oe, sir. His Stomach tKebei,ed. - t A dyl}>1 'ptih .\t'h:.-W i 1 ,(1 \\, 1I .,:fn 1 a T Irls tl " ,llt[ t1 ot];ýp 11,," I 't I T - r I 'lt 'ri'd viti.h. "l'ri, ,a " 1I l',\l,,d th,,' - ait,'r t,i th, 1,1 i\k In.* t st;lntly th,, \\, ;tk st sl lat h r', .el,'tl. I- I .n uel th 4 h., t n:' 4 ' n said, "and , :' , n h I d r' I '' t stlu'r tlis;iIt' . g' l,1 t hiek I<( t iTni I mtak,, it d ,-'" y,.l .,l 11th, ,` a.,.r. ati 0 1,T is \\In ,h \ "1 \' ý all' th " l ail " grabb,, hn l , l, hll El,',nge. For Colds -,nd Grip--Capudine. '1l "l 141,,' r, ,, ,!'. fr ';. t'Il p ,I T' II'l` t 1 1 ,r "' ftt . , ~ ,,. Ani it s,,ntinw,'s halpl ,s,'u: that aft r a nln h.as mall his mar, k h aic. qilrl'e' a wi lt' \wh it h lmak .s hill' to,, it. TUMOR OF FOURYEARS Q iROWT IH Removed by Lydia E. Pink ,o ham'sVegetableCompound ter Lindley, Ind. - " Lydia E. Pink rs. ham's Vegetable Compound removed euo- a cyst tumor of ick- four years'growth, vet- which three of the best lphysicians de,. tchl dared I had. 'They said that only an u operation could ll- hell) me. I am very 1ron ; gladthatlfollowed a friend's advice for and took Lydia E. .Mr. F'inkham's Vege (dis- table Compound, for it has made me a strong and well the woman, and I shall recommend it as liy long as I live."--M'ts. MAY FRY, I as Lindley, Ind. e to- One of the greatest triumphs of Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Com pound is the conquering of woman's dread enemy - tumor. If you have nont mysterious pains,inflammation, ulcera nate tion or displacement, don't wait for a.e time to confirm your fears and go tat. through the horrorsof a hospital opera t tion, but try Lydia E. linkham'sVege. lt he table Compound at once. te of For thirty years Lydia E. PMnkham's bout Vegetable Compound, made from roots just andherbs, hasbeenthe standard remedy Sdis- for female ills, and such unquestion able testimony as the above proves the value of this famous remedy, and lrom should give contidence and hope to every sick woman. If you would like speecial advice about your case write a confiden <"oh- tial letter to Mrs, Pinkbam, at never Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free, and always helpful. .. SIGK HEADACHE arked Positively cured by r CARTEIS these Little Pills. They alsoI relhvI Dis. rday." Itig iLn Illd Tii learty YO Eathi.lng ia rfect rem t the PILLS. ",,- ,T, ,," , and Tastie int he ,t ., Coat .Aed lngue, Aaln in tie 51*ide, 'TRPII) LIVER. del Tlhey regulate the iuowelsu. Purely Vegetable. plant." SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. fGenuine Must Bear lnator CARTERS Fac-Simile Signature i, 25. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. Bad BLOOD "Before I began using Cascarets I had e Ia bad complexion, pimnples on my face, l)ersis- and my food was notdigested asitshould against have been. Now I am entirely well, and e em-1 the pimples have all disalppeared from nmy ese ef- face. I can truthfully say that Cascarets dimnin- are just as advertised; I have taken only ,en in two boxes of them." mnd last Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind. Plensnnt. Palatable. Potent. Taste (nGood. 1)o G(,44,. Never Mickfn,WX akCUe r (wripe. ]k0. f5i:. 'k'. N4.\ver si,i in blutk. 'Th4e' g.nii tttle of ie ta-t ,tiinte', (t " . (uaraiiltzt id to cure or y4ur Iioney back. 927 edy for that it DAISY FLY KILLER il. 1r' ... .Bought. . . 44, , . hol uldn't t,. ,, o o. rrd ay?" $ 11npo ion!rvi A tsy4 W. N. U.. MEMPHIS. NO. 27-1909.