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TO VOLUME X PLAQUEMINE, PARISH OF IBERVILLE, LA., AUGUST 15, 1857. NUMBER 2. PDBISHED EVESÎ BA;ÜRDA MORKIJS jy WILLIAM P. SRAI^URN. —Office •» MMi» * reot **"* - " TEaJ s. SUBSiRIPTION-Five Doll*. per anm m — «lue »1 payable at tfcitime if snW'»'«g ADVERTISEMENTS Will hi inserted * t h e rate oOn<! Dollar n e r«"are(of tœ">es or lcss)y thl! tir*, fil Fifty Cents f««v<-r' »ubfluent insert^ lil>c.r»di«count,h»were'i on !'* J"!' 0 ""e on ailver«emeiit« iuserttdf°faiy la»" 1 un> c - a NNGJNCING CANDIPAT'S —Ten Defers for illoffices, in e achl«g«ap-i' ar,abl y 1U ad >»ce. oiiiriARY NOTICES, iot feeding thi> or ' Cour lacs, will be; erfüll} infcted without c^e; ui ise of greater length *ii btiharged as adv«| 0 . meal* JOB VTORK— Cash on delivff. 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Id t.ailly—All commuiieatiomorthis paper, ol" % Ivor? character whaUKver, ieonted to promote l| Jkr «ids or interests rfindivi«»^ corporations, t fe u r schools, will be ctoged «adtertisements in the VirgimMeücai Journal: pister the alaolic ßtract of nuj R e •ilcCa iieadad Adm. vomica, and incr ü t t « ken for Bod wme per pit; usceplj î To &t 1 have Jiuth by tfnlloV ® Useful Rcwpts. |||iedy for S ick S eaucs :.—Dr. J H* gives the fâowiç eeipe for sic jimmtncing wà th twlfth of a graisjbut sse s a fourUofignin. The pill9| night, si tfcn sspend for the'| ve appitnty èoiinished the ie r., uat^jis. 'follow dwlved wtj brittle, aft a race, dnrfidil. OrmG ci'-'huo hixk'i «•ut Uir pants le<f. 'lif tlotM no ottide V.nlis jsl as wt witV, wu {ms ; utaH tfees.— ( es F kthng the M outh. ely frothing at the my iaie's nuuth out with ire .:4k drahrns of alum t iS sat; te&using it in a ■ oiidefresta race- horse, ti- |y n?o ou 1 .— -Cor. Lon tST ALrm*-Fot boys from ff**'» t/Mt is atrood way to f'"* » ithnly on seam in the P» hi- diniled o»r so there is P- It Uts no Qioro cloth, f 3 "d ^ tV'time br a farmer's ohipi„ j(j,f car( , an( j c hores Ohio Cilkaltt. VVA®ss Cu <lpa1 oftoo\ache, vi'oin:in*<iu\i rin warm. Whckthe water for stare 1 », fi the rinse wiit«, H lite boiling sods i rinse '«ter —Cor. *Es.—Ittouldstve a great id ugiw, md ehls, if every herclo&s in later a little eakettWs pn on to boil full, t«d pi some into ii'e clotlier fk better if lued, ins-; #.>f the last Ci I .. 4 ITA company iM,e.s the fol lowing question: ■Wf w t fcsHm duty of «nan ?" One of them c|ntenc«î vrth success that it iras to pay dry-goods ills! M akes H is Gov ^or T reat .—Tie Spring field (Sass.) Nonpareil stateithatits editor »ctuallj overheard tte followiig cosversation betwea an Irish lad',en years of age and his father: /?ojh-"Pap! Pap!,! " Fahr —"What's waited ?" /i<9-"Can't you traAe me to a me drap?" Faùtr —"Yes, only where is it?" Bo}~"Y ou know d—-d well where it is?" Up« this both startedfora grog-èop. S yktoms of V anitv.- T o offer i barber a $50 Ml in payment for a Stave. To isk a girl to marry jon the irst time she Iw ever seen you. On tearing it observed byîhe wire-pullers of yOJ political party that "astrong cindidate" must fe nominated for the wxt election, im mcdiatly to offer yourself. Toay double the value form article when you fcow you can get it elsethere for what it is erth. Tees to I the excellent w*y fa which your fath«brought up his children. •Fohire a thousand dollars at ftrec per cent a m<*h, and keep it on deposit «»bank till pay-4/. T«say, with Pope Urban, «Oh, »hat a pro dig^f sense is that man; he thinkaij wa y S j U8 t Ticram your book-case with th< WO rks of KaslHegel, Aristotle, Sir Williarattamilton, and iher deep thinkers, and read on» Cobb's mas^pieces, The "Bandit of theirbuzzi" and îllow-covered literature generally, ' Tbe elected Corporal of a milit«^ CO m panjand immediately go to 8tudyiDgT ureDne andfauban, or become eloquent too n the hoifrs of war. CDr. Darwin informs us that th« reason w %the bosom of a beautiful womfc f s an o>9t of such peculiar delight, aristt f r0 m That all our first pleasurable sections of irmth, sustenance and repose araierived ira this interesting source— Boston J^st, t. Darwin's theory was considerti very ^factory till a tough, hard brained, psctical metaphysician suggested whefcer the ^sensations of delight would be pnduced who in his infancy had been Cursed ^»bottle." This confounded the i^t 0 r, aa opset hia theory. 5*The skin of a boiled egg is said tobe the efficacious remedy that can be applied to •w. Peel it careMly, wet and applj it to *«ipot. Jt will draw off the matter asd rei !il *the soreness in a few hours. A LAWYER'S ADVENTURE, About tbree or four years ago, more or less, I was practicing law in Illinois, in a pretty large circuit. I was called on one day in my office, in the town of C— , by a very pretty woman, who, not with out tears told me her husband had been arrested for horse-stealing. She wished to retain me on the defence. I asked her why she did not go to Judge B , an ex-Senator of the United States, whose office was in the same town. 1 told her that I was a young man at the bar, &c. She mournfully said that he had asked a retaining fee above her means, and be sides did not want to touch the case, for her husband was suspected of belonging to an extensive band of horse-theives and counterfeiters, whose headquarters were on Moore's prairie. I asked her to tell me the whole truth of the matter, and if it was true that her husband did belong to such a band. 'Ah, sir,' said she, 'a better man at heart than my George never lived; but he liked cards and drink, and I am afraid they made him do what he never would have done if he had not drank. I fear that it can be proved that he had the horse; he didn't steal it; another did, and passed it to him.' I didn't like the case. I knew that there was a great dislike to the gang loca ted where she named, and feared to risk the case before a jury. She seemed to (observe my intention to refuse the case, land burst into tears, I never could see a woman weep with* feeling like a weak fool myself. I 0 ok the case and she gave me the partic 1 ] ars> * 'f lie gang, of which he was not a mem ^ f |ac | pursuaded him to take the horse. i Ie knew the horse was stolen, and like fool acknowledged it when he was arres ted. Worsestill—he had gone and trim ed the horse's tail and maine to alter appearance, and the opposition could ove it. I The trial came on. The prosecution pened very bitterly: inveighed against to lievns and counterfeiters, who had made m land a terror to strangers and travel Is, and who had robbed every farmer i tht; region of their finest horses. It in Î duced witnesses, and proved all and I re than I feared it would. The time came for me to rise for de f|ce. Witnesses I had none. But I des twined to make an effort, only hoping s|o interest the judge and jury as to se qfe a recommendation to gubernatorial cnency and a light sentence. So 1 p jited this picture: A young man enter eqbito life, wedded to an angel; beautiful inlerson, possessing every gentle and no bl|ttribute. Temptation was before and allrourid him. He kept a tavern. Guests thi were many; it was not for him to in qiw into their business; they were well drt$ed; made large bills and paid prompt ly. .At an unguarded hour, when he was insâe with the liquor they urged upon hirrîhe had deviated from the path of recede. The demon of alcohol had reig^d in his brain; and it was his first offe|e. Mercy pleaded for another cha^e to save him from ruin. Justice did t»t require that his young wife should go dfvn sorrowing to the grave, and that the sfcdow of disgrace and the taunt of a felonfcther should cross the path ofthat sweeèhild. Earnestly did 1 plead for them The woman wept; the husband did til same; the judge fidgeted and rub bed h; eyes; the jury looked melting. If I coui have had the closing speech he woulc|iave been cleared; but the prose cutor ifid the close, and threw ice on the fire I Md kindled. But they did not quite put it (it. Théiudge charged according to law and evfence, but evidently leaned on the side oftiercy. The jury found a verdict of guilf, but unanimously recommended the pri<>ner to the mercy of the court. My clièt was sentenced to the shortest imprisonment the court was empowered to give.lnd both jury and court signed a petitionto the Governor for an uncondi tional pirdon, which has since been gran ted, butriot before the following incident occurred .. , Somethree months after this, I receiv ed an amount for collection from a whole sale houie in New York. The parties to collect tern were hard ones, but they had property,and before they had any idea of the trap laid, I had the property, which they were about to assign, before they broke under attachment. Finding I was neck ahead and bound to win, they ca ved in' and 'forked over' three thousand seven huidrcd and ninety-four dollars and eighteen cents (per memorandum book) in good money. They lived m Shawneeuwn, about thirty-five or forty mifes southeast of Moore's prairie. 1 re ceived tbe funds just after bank opening, but other business detained me till after dinner. I then started for C , inten ding to go as far as the village of Mount Vernon that night. 1 had gone aloDg ten or twelve miles, when I noticed a splendid team of double horses attached to a light wagon, in which wore seated four men, evidently of the high-strung order. They swept past, as if to show how easily they could do it.— They shortened in, anil allowed Hie to come up with them, and hailed tue, asked me to.'wet,' or, in other words, diminish the contents of a jug of old rye they had aboard; but I excused myself with the plea that I had plenty on board. They asked me how far I was going? I told them as far as Mount Vernon, if my horse didn't tire out. They mentioned a pleasant tav ern ten or twelve miles ahead, as a good stopping place, and then drove on. I did not like the looks of those fellows, nor their actions. But I was bound to go ahead. I had a brace of revolvers and a nice knife; my money was not in my va lise or my sulky, but in a belt round my body. I drove slow, in hopes that they would go on, and I should see them no more. It was nearly dark when I saw a tavern sign ahead. At the same time I saw their wagon standing before the door. I would have pressed on, but my horse needed rest. I hauled up, and a woman caine to the door. She turned as pale as a shee^when she saw me; she did not speak, but with a meaning look she put her finger on her lips, and beckoned me in; she was the wife of my late cliant. When I entered, the party recognised me, hailed me as an old travelling friend, and asked me to drink. I respectfully but firmly declined to do so. 'By—, you shall drink or fight!' said the noisiest of the party. Must as you please; drink ! shall not!' said I, proposely showing the butt of a Colt which kicks six times in rapid suc cession. The party interposed, and very easily quelled the assailant. Oifc offered me a cigar, which I reluctantly refused, buta glance from the waman induced meto ac cept. She advanced and proffered me a light, and in doing so slipped a note into my hand, which she must have written a moment before. Never shall I forget the words. They were: 'Beware! they are members of the gang. They mean to rob and murder you! Leave soon; 1 will detain them!' I did not feel comfortable just then, but tried to do so. 'Have you any room to put up my horse?' I asked, turning to the woman. 'What, are you not going on to-night?' asked one of the men; 'we are.' 'No,' said I; 'I shall stay here to-night?* 'We'll all stay, then I guess, and make a night of it,' said another of the cut throats. 'You'll have to put up your own horse, here's a lanthern,' said the woman. 'I am nsed to that,' I said. Gentle men, excuse me a minute; I'll join you in a drink when I come in.' 'Good on your head! More whiskey, old gal,' shouted they. I went out, glanced at their wagon; it was old-fashioned, and 'lynch-pins' secur ed the wheels. To take out my knife, and pry one from the fore and hind wheels, was but the work of an instant, and I threw them as far off in the darkness as I could. To untie my horse and dash off was the work of a moment. The road lay down a steep hill, but my lantern light ed me somewhat. I had hardly got under full headway; when 1 heard a yell from the party I had so uncerimoniously left. I put whip to my horse. The liext moment, with a shout, they started. I threw my light away, and left my horse to pick his way. A moment later I heard a crash, a horri ble shriek. The wheels were off. Then came the rush of the horses tearing along with the wreck of the wagon. Finally they seemed to fetch up in the wood. One or two shrieks I heard as I swept oil, leav ing them far behind. For some time J hurried my horse, you'd better believe 3 'rid!' It was a little after midnight when I got to Mount Vernon. > The next day I heard that a Moore's prairie team had run away, and that two men out of four had been so badly hurt that their lives were despaired of; but Ï didn't cry. My clients got their money and I didn't travel that road any more. Live Within your Means . Next to the slavery of intemperance, what slavery on earth is more galling than that of p"v* erty and indebtedness? The man who is everybody's debtor is everybody's slave, and in a much worse condition than he who serves a single master. For the sake of the present, then, as well as for the sake of the future, we would most earnestly urge upon every working man and boy to live within his means. Let him lay by something every day, if but a penny, be it a penny, it is better than nothing; infinitely better than running in debt a penny a day, or a pen ny a week. If he can earn a dollar, let him trv fairly and faithfully the experi ment of living on ninety cents. He will like it« 'People will laugh. 1 Let them laugh. 'They will call mo stingy,' Better call you stingy than say you do not pay your debts. 'They will wonder why 1 do not have better furniture, live in a finer house, and attend concerts and the playhouses.' Let them wonder for a while; it won't hurt them, and it certainly won't you. By and-by you can have a fine house and fine furniture of your own, and they will wonder again, and come biling and coo ing around you like so many pleased fools. Try the experiment. Live within your means. T he P oet B erangkr D ying, D f.ad. The glorious o/d chansonnier, who I» -is sung France into two Democratic revolu tions, lies on his sick, mayhap his death bed. No sooner was it known, than fick le, fashionable, turbulent, but loving Par is, and Paris is France, is weeping at the door-steps. The people crowd to it as though they would barricade it, and pre vent the soul of the mighty minstrel from escaping from beloved France. The humble dwelling of No. 5 Rue Tendome au-Marais is the shrine of momentous anxiety, of deep sympathy, and the lofti est respect. Statesmen, historians, poets, lead the people in the siege of the poet's chamber. Conspicnous amongst the first were Thiers and Lamartine. Famous physicians, such as Bernard, Trousseau, and Yabin, in brotherly rivalry, attend the bed-side. Bulletins marking the chan ges of the disease, (of the brain, the liver, and the heart,) are published in the jour nals, the same as rre issued when Euro pean potentates are on their death couch es; and is not Beranger 'every inch a king?' He has been the monarch min strel of the people; and base indeed should the nation be that would not grow dim when such a light is flickering in the sock et. The telegraph, with the Europa's news, breaks in upon us as we write. It tells us that 'Beranger is dead.' A C uriosity . The Selma (Ala.) Sen tinel, of the 1st inst., says: We had in our office the other day a piece of silver coin, which is 1750 years old. It was a coin used by the Isrealites before the destruction of Jerusalem, and a great curiosity. On one side of the piece is a figure of the Tree of Life, in Hebrew letters the words 'Jerusalem the Holy.' On the other side is an urn, inscribed in Hebrew characters the words 'Shakel of Isreal.' The coin must have been made before the fi ll of Jerusalem, which, if our recollection of Divine History serves us well, was about seventy years after the birth of Christ, h is of a poor character of silver, about the size of half a dollar, and is worth, in pure silver, about fifteen cents. Mr. Elicsberg, of this city, who is the owner of it, informs us that it has been the property of his family near nine hundred years. Aptitude in Men . It is very true that no man is fit for everything; but it is al most as certain too, that there is scarcely any one man who is not fit for something which something nature plainly points out to him by giving him a tendency and propensity to it. Every man finds in him* self, either from nature or education (for they are hard to distinguish,) a peculiar bent and' disposition to some peculiar character; and his struggling against it is the fruitless and endless labor of Sisphy> us. Let him follow and cultivate that vos cation he will succeed in it and be consid erable in one way, at least; whereas, it he departs from it he will, at best, be incons siderable, probably ridiculous. [Lord Chesterfield. gtj^A wag proposes to publish a new paper to be called the Comet, with an original tale every week. Good Advice to an Editor . In a con versation had with a member of Mr. Mad ison's Administration, (the Secretary of State,) Mr. Gales, the senior editor of the National intelligencer, in his Diary, re lates, that the Secretary gave him, then young in the profession, a piece of advice, which was, in the words of the Secretary: 'Above all things ax oid altercations with other editors, it is always disagreeable to readers, and a paper is more respected for carrying itself above it.' 'You ought,' said the Secretary to the Editor, 'no more to condescend to do it than the Secretnry of State would.' 0"An inveterate coffee drinker, two days after his marrwge, on a visit to his parents, vps, as usual, handed a cup of the delicious beverage, and astonished the table by expres sing his preference for tea. Wondering what could have produced the sudden antips'^y, his anxious mamma inquired the cause. He replied : "Why, it kept me awake toe last two nights!" . Such an innocent reply set the table m a roar. 0*Mind your own not others' business. drop 1 Ar k i 1'is.v.—w—- ——— : Arkinsaw beats mders, bars, putty \viinmen )T ui for black Sranger I've seen t reo» jo- timber. that the fust limbs weriso so high and so, big, that it would 1* sight, to walk round 'em. A fello \\yeek ou licet to walk through one Med holler. He didn't take any vittle« s him, and starved on the way. \ 'I was goiu' up the Mississip' ounc in one of them little up country boats, when we met a big Arkinsaw cypress floating down. 1 tell you, stranger, it was a whopper. The capen run his boat 'long side, and fastened the ropes to it. Off she started snortin' and puffin,•' but it didn't budge a peg. The capen ripped aroun' and hollered out, 'fire up below there, you lubberly ras cals.' The wheels clattered away, and the blaze rolled from the chimbley, but that log was actilly carryin' us down stream. 'Dreckly up comes a feller in a red shirt, and says he, 'Capen, you are strainin' the inline mitly.' 'Cut loose, arid let her go,~ then,' says the capen. When they cut the ropes, dod burn me stranger, if the boat didn't jump clean outer the water. We run a little ways, but the ingine was ^-alyso exhausted, that we just had to stop. Next day, there comes along a fine big steamer; we h.iiled her, got aboard.^nd there was that same log hitched alongside. We wooded off o' that cypress all the way to Memphis. 'Black bars are bigger, plentier, and more cunnin' in Arkinsaw, than any^ where else. The old hes have a way o' standiu' on their hind legs makin' a mark with their paws on the bark of some certin tree, generly a sasserfras. It's a kinder reckurd they keep, and I s'pose it's a great satisfaction to an old he bar to have the highest mark on the tree. I was a layin' hid one day closet to a tree whar the bar wur in the habit of makin' their mark, waitin' for one of'em to come along, for 1 tell you, I was mity hungry for bar meat. Dreck ly I hears a noise clost to me, and look in' aroun' dod burn me, stranger, if there wasn't a small bar walkin' straight on his hind legs, with a big chunk in his arms. 1 could 'a shot him easy, but I was mity curious to see what he was soin' to do with that chunk. He carried it rite to the tree whar the marks were, stood it on eend against it, and then gittin' on the top of it, reached way up the tree, and made a big mark about a foot above the highest. He then got down, moved the chunk 'way off from the tree, and you never seen such caperin' as he cut up. He would look up at his mark, and then he would lay down and roll over in the leaves, laughin' outright just like a person; no doubt tickled at the way semebody would be fooled.— There was sumthin' so human about it that I actilly hadn't the heart to shoot him. 'Jest to show you how cunnin' bars are, I'll tell you a sarcumstance hap pened tome up in Arkinsaw. You see one Fall, before I gathered my com, I kept missin' it outer the field, and I knew the bars were takin' it, for I could see their tracks. But what seemed mity curious, I never could find whar they eat it—nary cob no whar about. One mornin' 'arly, I happened aroun' the field, and there I saw an old she and two cubs just come outer the patch, walkin' ctfwith their arms full 'o corn. I was now deters mined to find out what they did with so much corn, and follered along after 'em without makin' any noise. Well, after goin' nearly a mile, I saw 'em stop, and—stranger, what do y on think —thar was a pen full o' hogs, and the bars were feeding 'em. You see, that Fall the hoirs were so poor, on acconnt of havin' no mast, that the bars had actilly built a raihpen, put hogs in it, and were fattenin' 'em with my corn. Dod burn me, if it ain' a fact.' Porter's Spirit. n^An Englishman, speaking in f« s vor of his own country, said to Dr - Thompson: . 'You have no coal, and it is this that gives England its manufacturing mis portance.' The Doctor replied : 'We are not altogether destitute ot coal; we have one small bed, ca coal field of Illinois, which is larger than the whole of England If yon wait till we scoop some of it out, and then bring your island oyer, we • Mn and annex you.