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SOUTHE T *s.r»D VOLUME X. PLAQUEMINE. PARISH OF IBEK VILLE, LA., SEPT. S>3, 1857. NUMBER 8 rUBLISHED EVERT WEDNESDAY MOKSISG BY WILLIAM P. BRADBURN. "•Office on Main xtroet.— TERMS. SUBSCRIPTION—Five Dollars per annum due and payable at the time of sabecribiu^'. ADVERTISEMENTS will he inserted at the rate of One Dollar per square (of teu line« or lean) for the Crut, ami Fifty Cents for every (uiicequeut iosertiou. A liberal discount, however, on thete rate« will be made on advertisement» iuscrted for any length of time. ANNOUNCING CANDIDATES—Ten Dollars for all office«, in each language—invariably iu advance OBITUARY NOTICES, not exceeding three or four lines, will bo cheerfully inserted without charge; but those of greater length will be charged us advertise ments. JOB WORK—Cash on delivery. SPECIAL NOTICES. The privilege of yearly advertisers is strictly limited to Choir own immediate und regular business; aud the busi ness of an advertising firui is not considered as including that of its individual members. Merchants or others advertising by the year will only be allowed the space of a half column in the paper, at the rates at present charged them bj this paper. Calls on persons to become candidate« will be inserted a« other advèrtioements. Advertisements of two oolumns width wilJ be charged treble the usual rates. Advertisements not marked on the copy for a specified |ime will be inserted till forbid,and plyment exacted. Aud finally—-All communications for this paper, of any and every character whatsoever, intended to promote the private ends or interests of individuals, corporations, so ie tic • or schools, will be charged as advertisements i Thrilling Scene. Returning from a visit to New Or leans we were fortunate enough to se cure passage in a line steamer with but few passengers. Among the ladies, one especially interested us. She was the widow of a wealthy planter and was returning with only one child to her father's house. Her devotion to the child was very touching and the eyes of her old black nurse would fill with tears as she besought her mistress "not to love that boy too much, or the Lord would take him away from her." We passed through the canal atLou isville, and stopped a few moments at the wharf, when the nurse wishing to see the back of the boat, where, by a sudden effort, the child sprang from her arms into the terrible current that sweeps towards the falis, and disaps peared immediately. The confusion which ensued attracted the attention of a gentleman who was sittin? in the front part of the boat, quietly reading. Rising hastily, he asked for some arti cle the child had worn. The nurse handed him a tiny apron she had torn off in her efforts to retain the babe in her arma. Turning to a splendid New foundland dog, that was eagerly watch ing his countenance, he pointed first to the apron, and then to thespot where the child had gone under. In an in stant the noble dog leaped into the rushing water, and also disappeared.— By this time the excitement was in% tense, and some persons on shore sup posing that the do? was lost as well às the child, procured a boat and started off in search for the body. Just at this moment the dog was seen far away with something in his mouth. Brave, ly he struggled with the waves, but.ii was evident that his strength was fas failing, and more than one breast gav< a sigh of relief as the boat reached hin and it was announced that he had ths child, and it was still alive. The? were brought on board—the dog anl the child; Giving a single glance to satisfy he self that the child was really living-, the young mother rushed forward, aid sinking beside the dog, threw her arris around his neck and hurst into teais. Not many could view the sight ua moved, and, as she caressed and kiss» ed his shaggy head, she looked upto his owner and said. 'Oh, I must have this dog! I am rich; takealll have—everything—but give me my child's preserver.' The gentleman smiled, and paling his dog-'s head, said. 4 I am very glad, madam, he has been of service to you, but nothing in the world could induce me to part with him.' The dog looked as though he per. fectly understood what they were talk ing about, and giving his sides a shake laid himself down at his master's feet, with an expression in hi» large eyes that said plainer than words—"No! nothing shall part us.' Had no '0' to his Name.— We witnessed a scene at the railroad station a short time since, which afforded much amusement to the bystanders.— A very well, and rather showily dres sed man, with a very prominent nose, alighted from the cars, and stood watching their departure, when he was bluntly accosted by an old ragged son of Erin, (a recent importation,) who still retained the frieze coat and cordu roys, and was evidently but little Am ericanized, in the following manner: "Arrah! an- be me soul—is this your self, Mr. O'Nayle?' The gentleman (?) looked first sur prised, and then shocked, and lastly indignant, replied: 'Ye're mistaken, sir>r, me name is not O'Nayle.' 'Which.' 'Me name isn't O'Nayle.' "Isn't it now! an' ye're not an O'Nayle, an' yees didn't come from Skibbereen; an' ye're not the son of the widder Bridget; an' may bi Patrick poor feller, that's dead an' gon,'wasn't ye're father, nather? an' ye didn't go to Baltimore with the rich jintleman, an' git intil the rag bizness, an' make a power o' money: an' ye're not an' O'Nayle? Well, well, well! be this an' be thatst, this bates all out entirely —an' d'yees think I would'nt know yees, Patrick] well I wud? wid that nose to the fore I'd take the Bible oath t'yees in open court, before the jidge an'jury, an' ivery sowl that was in it. An'so ye're notan O'Nayle? well, then, 'tisn' any denyin' it; ye're the image o' ye're father, so ye are! but I see! Oh, shure 1 heerd how grand ye wor, an' what a fine jintleman ye wor, an' how yees didn't know poor men at all; an' shure 'tis an illegant coat yees have on, so it is, an' very purlite yees are, wid yer big looks anddelutherin ways; divil £ one I ever seen yet was altered aquil to yees; an'ye're not an Irish man nayther! Mebbe 'tis a Yankee yees are, all out! divil a one o'me doub;s it, and ye're not an O'Nayle; I'll eigage yer ain't an Irishman nath er—tn' shure ye're not an O'Nayle! Might I make bould to ax yer name?' All this was vociferated very rapid* Iv, and in a tone of deep indignation, as the 'jintleman of the rag business' replied: 'Me name is Neil, sirsr, but I've no O to the name.' 'in' is that it? Ye're niver an O to yer name! Did yees lose it after yees karae to Amerika?' 'No, sir r, I did not. I never had ai O to me name.' 'Do yees tell me that? Well, thin, Iinind the time, Mr. Nay le, when there vas O to yer name, big enough to drive a horse and cart through, what aimever ve've done wid it since.' The 'jintleman' declining further controversy, left, indignantly denying the soft impeachment.' Little Girls.— There is some thing inexpressibly sweet in little girls. Lovely, pure, innocent, ingenious, un* suspecting, full of kindness to broth ers, babies and everything. They are sweet little flowers, diamond dewdrops in the breath of mo ill. What a pity they should ever become women, flirts and heartless coquets! £3=" A poor fellow, having got his skull fractured, was told by the doctor that the brain was visible, on which he remarked, 'Do write to father, for he always declared that I had none. J3"(31ass should be washed in cold water, which gives it a brighter and clearer look than when cleansed with warm water. gj=»Henceforward we will publish no advertisement from a distance un> less accompanied by the money. §3*To ascertain whether a woman is passionate or not take a muddy dog into her parlor. * fijpThe largest lake in the world is Lake Superior, four hundred and thir> ty miles long. Dj^There is a good reason why a little man should never marry a wid ow. He might be called 'the wid ow's mite.' The Tongde. A white fur on the tongue attends simple fnver and inflam mation. Yellowness of the tongue at tends a derangement of the liver, and common to billious and typus fevers A tongue vividly red on the tip and eJgc, or down the centre or over the whole sur face, attends inflammation «f the mucu* ous membrane of the stomach or bowels. A white velvet tongue attends mental dis eases. A tongue red at the lips, becom ing brown, dry and glazed, attends a ty phus stme. The description of symp toms might b;: extended indefinitely, ta king in all the propensities and obliquities of mental and moral conditions. The tongue is a most expressive as well as unruly member. [Scientific American. The Cauicl iu Auicrica. We observe many gratifying and in teresting aceounts in the papers of the successful employment of the camel in this country. The following, on the subject, we take from the Philadelphia Presn : In March, 1355, Congress appropriated $30,000 for the purchase and importation of camels, entrusting Major Wayne with the execution of the affair. In little more than twelve months he had selected and sufely brought to Texas thirty-four camels and dromedaries. After another year had passed, during which these animals had been, to a certain extent, domesticated and acclimatized, the majority of them were placed at the command of Lieut, Beale, to be used by him in making the Southern Wagon-road across to Califor nia. He reports that, weighing each camel with seven hundred pounds burden, they traveled most successfully from San An tonio to El Paso, living on bitter herbage, which the mules would not eat— herbagi which abounds in the most barren of our deserts. While every unshod horse and mule got lame from traveling over what are graphically called "grinding roads, the peculiar gait of the camel enabled it to avoid friction, and its unshod hoofs were wholly uninjured, even by tedious travel over a road 'consisting of sharp coarse, irregular, flinty gravel, about the size of a pea, and smaller, acting on the feet like a steel rasp.' In all respects they are superior to mules, and are peculiarly adapted for carrying burdens; or for con veying the mails, over the extensive arid plains which abound in Texas, Califor nia, New Mexico, Utah, and the Mesilia Valley. The dromedary has one hump—the camel has two. Their hoofs are softer more spongy, more elastic than the hoofs of other animals, and, yielding to the près sure, are not to be worn out by almost any quantity of work. Their stomachs (of which they have four) are so framed as, after thirst is supplied, to enable them to take in and retain as much fresh water as will last them from ten to fifteen days They bear hunger with great patience, and their appetite is easily satisfied with the coarsest herbage. They carry from 1,000 to 1,200 pounds burden. They are good-tempered ('though so high-spirited that they recent ill-usage) and easily man ageable. Some of these camels will acs complish a regular speed, day after day, for a month, of from thirty to one hundred miles a day. In China, where they are much employed, they are called fong kyo to, which signifies 'Feet of the Wind.'— They are much used in Tartary, Arabia, Hindoston, Persia, and Asiatie Turkey wherever, in short, vast arid sand plains are lo be traversed. In Africa they are much employed, particularly in Egypt. Lord Byron has mentioned that the Arabs poetically designate them as 'The Ships of the Desert.' The acclimation of such an animal must be considered as a great national boon. Where the horse and mule will be knocked up, from hunger and thirst, the camel will exist and even thrive. The least inviting herbage feeds them. As for water, they carry it with them, and they can scent a spring, lake or river, at a distance of two miles. Major Wayne has done good service to the country in intro ducing the camel into such parts as they are parlicularly adapted for. We shall watch the progress of the experiment with interest, but not with anxiety. A thing well commenced is already half accom plished. The Mormon L«afer). Both Brigham Young and Heber C. Kimball areNewlorkers. Brigham lived near the linedividingOntario and Monroe counties, in the town of Victor, at the time he became a Mormon. He had al ways manifested proclivity to religious fanaticsm, or rather he was a lazy rapscal lion, good for nothing, exccpt to how! at camp-meeting. He livedin aJog shanty, with a dilapidate, patten;, suffering wifa surrounded by a host of tow-headed - d ''" dren. Ocasionallr he made up °f axc-helves and traded them off- or sl 'o ar and tea : in o-^er fits of indus;ry he vould do a dtivk work in the hay fieb' for a neighbor» hoe the potatoes in his°wn lit tle p*tch, or pound clothes for H wife on a cashing day. But his spe«^' mission was to go to camp-meetings ""revivals, where he managed to get ,s *'y bread out of the more wealth' tJ ^ eat '" n o cor! *> sideration of the uncC* w " 1 w "' c h he shouted 'gal-Io-rah !\ n ® u , ocas'"' Brigham took no t>£* of ■ * r ,1 ,J on his o d "Ool hat. btitceeifullypn^ Wth rio|iri wouldk^ehs the(ioorte||i « she would that tne Lo£ borrowing f rom he' baye to stmU h ° f oeighborj^rood herself, and with an chopped net, Nararino style, went to ?i S J\Pt , Wnter ' thoroughly con 16 pd r was ,10t thu easiest, vm* €U c waa and that her husband was, to use a west-1 ern expression, an 'ornarv cuss;'in which ! sentiment all who knew him joined. Peo- ! pie were getting very tired of Brigham j when Mormamsm turned up. lie was I just the utan for religion- seemad ex- j pressly adapted to him. He became a j convert, held neighborhood meetings, j ranted howled his doctrines into the minds of others as weak as himself, and great religious sect. He has just the mix ture of cunning and folly which is requir ed for success in fanaticism or quackery. A wiser man could not. hold his place. A man must be half fool and half kuave to be a successful quack. Heber C. Kimball was a man of more respectability. He was born a fanatic, and if he were not a Mormon, would be something else just like it. In hischurch he was a Baptist originally—he was one of those pestilent fellows who want re solutions passed at church meetings with holding fellowship from somebody else and insist on having a political codecil added to the Bible. We believe he had some property. Ile has much more talent than Brigham Young, but is inferior to him in the elements of quackery. He has very respectable relatives now living in the part of Monroe county from which he started. Docsticks ill Boston. The famous 'Doesticks' has furnished the New îork Picayune an account of his visit to Boston, from which the following extracts are made : Ninety-nine extra-sized angle-worms, loco-moling at high pressure speed about a garden-walk of a showery afternoon, and being perpetually turned back when they get to the edge, and compelled to cross each other's trail in innumerable direc tions, would, if the ground were soft and their every foot-step plainly visible, draw on the garden-walk aforesaid a tolerably accurate map of the city of Boston. It is crookeder than nine acres of rani's horns, and has got more corners than a cord of cross-cut saws. You see your friend, and you call uut— 'Jones, wait a minute,' and you start to see Jones, thinking he is just across the street. Misguided man! far-distant Jones! You climb nine hills, and turn ninety corners before you get within hailing distance of Jones I gain ! The streets look as if they had been made somewhere else, and dumped here in a huge tangle, and nobody had ever taken the trouble to straighten them out again. It looks as if somebody had beeo building a lot of cities by contract, and the job hadn't come out even, and he had thrown down his remnants of streets, ami odd ends of alleys, and little snipped off" bits of lanes and avenues, and called it Boston. If any street in the town should be cut a straight mile in any direction, it would go through a dozen private parlors and forty-five public music halls. In fact, Boston looks as if first-rate material for an excellent city had been melted and poured through a seive on a side hill, and left to cool. " r S {1 " ,sm an ?. t!,e W ords of C aution *. The following from the Washington Intelligencer lins a very general application, and may be of service to some of our readers: 'Phe present season is prettv sure of having its full proportion of billions cow« plaints and intermittent fevers. Heat and moisture for several weeks atmost exceed precedent. To these have naturally suc ceeded, by reason of the vast evaporalion upon the earth's surface, cold and damp nights, »»«k a f ew hours in the day of a high scorching temperature. Such are thfi fery conditions foj* lowering the ton of the^ human organism and the gene l added inf^creSonlT» 1 fârailr " mur rewni.K . ''" °f personal habits, sickness cau^l''^' be avoided. Windows must be, '' 1Ut ' save the smallest aperture f-, esca ' ,e of vitiated air, aud not o' ,e( a f, am 1,11 an hour after sunrise. p^ onf,! ablutions so as to keep the ski' , ' ,ef,ltli y action, should be frequent ' t!,or °ugh, and un ripe fruits, or fit* to excess > cautiously avoided. Whr Ulsei j se bas actually ta ken hold, we st refer the patient to the medical fn-' r "' l y' w ' l0s<i business is to cure. F' ourse l ves we go no further than ef rts at prevention.' j 'f)d weather described above is just so^ti weather as we are having here now, ana as we already know of some cases c ague and fever, those now well should profit by the 'caution.' [Sentinel. |a°"You need a little air,' said a physician to a maiden patient. 'If J do ' waa the cute reply, «I'll wtI j t till I ffe 't married.' Bolus looked thoughtful. D iakkhea . ft may he well for persons travelling during the summer to know, in case a physician i< not at hand, a safe remedy, of considerable efficacy, is found in Stirling a little wheat flour in a glass of colli water until it is of the consisten cy of thick cream; drink it down and re pent it several times in the course of the day, it needed. Meanwhile, eat nothing, particles are poured into the intestinal ca nal. Here, diarrheas are often the result of the greater coolness of the morning and evening over midday, and the injurf ous effects of bad air on an empty stos mach; hence one of the most important rules for travelers, iu all seasons, climes and countries, is, never fail to breakfast before riding. [Journal. n~r*Sure, and I 'm heir to a splendid estate under my father's will. When he died he ordered my elder brother to divide the house with me; and St. Patrick he did—-lie tuck the inside himself, and gave me the outside. LOUISIANA INSTITUTE, NEW RIVER. THE Exercises of this Institution will be re sumed in September next, under encourag ing circumstances. The course of studies will be extensive, embracing, in addition to the ordinary English branches, the Latin and Greek Langua ge s, Civil Engineering, Surveying, &c. Pupils may be prepared for entering advanced Classes in our best Colleges, or receive such an education as will fit them for whatever depart ment of duty they may choose. The young La dies' department will open at the same time, and will receive a due share of attention. Lessons in Music will be given, and every opportunity of improvement afforded. This Institution is pleasantly situated on the bank of the Mississippi, 85 miles above New Or leans. No efforts will be spared to make it a pleasant home for all placed under its care; and while great care will be taken to improve the mind in knowledge, pains will be taken to strengthen the heart in virtue. The situation has been always remarkably healthly, remote liom any temptation to vice, aud surrounded by an intelligent community, its position is favora ble to study and morality. Persons desirous of placing their children or wards under its care, are referred to our patrons for the last year, or toH. Doyal, Esq., Hon. J. S. Minor, Hon. D. F. Kenner, C. Pelletier, Esq.. R. Tillotson, Esq. Terms. Tuition per Session of Twenty-one weeks, Boarding per Month, - Lessonson the Piano perSession, Use of Instrument, - .... 5 Each pupil finds Uedding and Napkins. Wash ing Extra. Rev. SAMUEL McKINNEY, au22-6m D. D., Pres. *25 IU 25 A IffEW DISCOVER?. The Greatest and Most Wonderful in the World! 8ARSAPARILLA LOZENGES, Simple and Compound. Prepared by N. HEREU, Druggist and Physician Superior to all Essences, Syrups and Ex tracts so named, and to all speciali ties heretofore known. I HAVE for a long time thoroughly investigated the idea of a general therapeutic agent, sus ceptible of being applied to all diseases, the de velopment or morbid principle of which proceeds from an internal cause, either in the blood or any of the organs. A carelul and uninterupterf analysis ofthe at« mal, vegetable and mineral kingdoms hadind«ced the hope that I conld bring about such a ésult. and, thanks to my indefatigable researe 'és, it » now obtained. I have found in some vegetables u . e neces-ary means for this grand idea, which, ; ®®d i. ,on an oleaginous principle of Sarsap»' a P art f v known to the public. Such is ths dl ^ eove . r r which I have the honor this da* ■ advertising. The ' given toit, because its wise; and I have di;, ' , slm P !e an< l com pound Lozenges, ir . , ^ ®ight be givea 'o children as tk J / A 8, My first exr iITlents ™ ere m a^e privately, and remained ur/° f W r n , u " tl1 Wöuderfni results had satisfied r', 1 had , f !K ' ce fded, and that the charge <- ' ^ coui( ' not be brought against attention of physicians and ofthe public is A to these Lozenges, in order that every one y witness the admirable results of thè same T IT GENERAL EFFECTS, Tho i £ ppwards of a thousand persons. Jhe stomach is cleaned. îh<> hln„,l -.n. , cleaned, ths blood is Tho i Jhe stomach is cleaned. îh<> hln„,l -.n. , 1 rally. I , cleaned, ths blood is purified and renovated by removing all impurities from this precious organ and field. SPECIAL EFFECTS Prompt and radical cure of all diseases gene Persons who have used these Lozenge« havo never had the cholera nor the yellow fev'er " V enereal, syphiliitic, hepatic, scorbutica! gouty, rheumatic aurf nervous and bilious diseases' L'teTonSr CUreJ 3 feW d3ys after the remeJ y 4. Alldiseasesofthe lungs, head, eyes. stomach bowels and other internal end external com a!er n £oi *i P tr r Pr ° Vldèd ,he Lozpn Z es I 1 or sale by ihe box, with a prospectus, show ing how they must be used. GENERAL DEPOT AT N. HKREU'S corner 1 ouiouse and Bourbon streets AGENTS. J. WRIGHT & CO.. v niTii 151 Chaitresst. SÎS?""' corner of Natchez and Tchonpitoulas s(s. 134 e a"alst. r, C H " WEKCKMULLER, • 102 Camp street, corner of Poydras street. i stie™ 8 grali8) da ' ly at ,he aboVG Agents for the Above in Plstouemine—— au>2 -ly STOCK LEY k DELAV a E la DE . /