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®hfi Wi'elili) Shibwta Sentinel. —and JOURNAL OF THE 8 th SENATORIAL DISTRICT. Hates of Aimrrtising: ONE S'ltJARK (OF TEX UNk; First insertion ............ $1 j,o Second insertion........ w ... 75 Each subsequent insertion if Ca.ndtdatks................. $ 10, qo OIHcial Journal (if the Town or Thibodaux. OFFICE ( Corner Market and Hatriot Street*. THIBODAUX L—. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY'5 IH 1.876. NO. 27 A ZEMA. O.. Coffee House Keeper, Main St., between Jat-kMmatul St. Fliilip reets. , I.EaTn. I,. S. LEBLANC, K~e! Notaries public. Office Given Street, iLUM, S. Pry Good* and Grocery, cor ner Main and Jackson Streets. B ADEAUX, J. Family aud Plantation Groeerie*, Main Street, corner Main d .Focus. B ADEAUX, THOMAS, Attorney at Lam corner Main and Koens Streets, up stairs. B II.LIU. J- R., Attorney at Lair, —uffi-e Corn er St. Philip anil Main streets LAKE, K W. t Attorney at Ijair, —of flre Green Street. B B LANCHARD. J. K„ Surgeon Pentist. —office, corner Green anti St. Bridg et Streets. B ODLKY, Hajioii* and Curt*. Depot on Levee Street near the Thibodaux Foundry. YV. H. RAGAN. Agent. f>OL'RqUIX Ac BOUKON, ir«/rA»i« iJ) her and Gunsmith, Peater* in Jewel ry, fire-arms dr, corner Market und St. Louis Streets. ( ilREAUX Ac I.KGENDHE. Pry Good* •O and Groceries ,corner Maiu anti Green Streets. C ROSS W YV. Physieian it Surgeon, Ol ffie-e : Jackson Street C ELKSTIN.JEAN, Halter, Main Struct, comer Patriot. ANSKRKAU, P.. Physieian, corner Jackson and Short Streets. D D* NSERKAU. H., Physieian. corner St. Philip and St. Bridget Streets JAXCELSIOR—LODGE NO. 34—Regu Hi lar tl'.eetings at the Odd Fellow's Hall, corner,^laiket und Patriot, every Ssturilily evening at 7 o'rWk. Offici-rs: (11. Tliilxslaux X. G.; C Azemn V. G. US. T. Grisamore, See- ; Y'. Sancan, Treasurer. t l'KOST JAMES. 'Coffee House keeper, corner Green and Market Streets. nRIKDENTDAL MRS.S ., Family and L Plautahoii Groceries Jackson Street. t ^RANKLlX. .H., Acting Clerk of the District' Court .—/itjlee Court Mouse. F LEF.TWOGD. J. H.. Drug .Store.Murk Street, between St. .Uiuis ami Dteen *■!■•' Streets.__________ F LEKTYVOOD. 4. II.. physician .—rt fioe Market Strrdr.betiveen St. fx 1 . 1 is and Grseu Streets. I^UANKMN HOUSE—,H.F. HOLDEN J 1'rnprietor, cornel St-Louis and* Mar kst sts. C 1RISAMORE. R. T.. Agent t \'oc<A A me A rien Lift Insurance Co. Corner Mar ket atnl St. Philip, streets. OODF. J. S.. Attorney at Loir—office, overJ. H. Fleetw.nal Market Street G 0 LI0K I.EYY'IR, Attorney and Counsel lor at Lair. Office, over J. II. Fleet wood Drug store, Market Street. H ESSE MRS. S. Millmary and Fancy Pry Goods, Corner St. Louis and H IGGINBOTHAM. M. T., Clerk of the Toien Cornell —office corner Jack •on and Leveo Streets. H OLDEN. B. F.—Stages, Thomas S. Holden conductor. In connection with M. La. St T. li. R. to LafourcheCros •tag—Office, under Franklin House, B OLDEN, B F. /J eery stable, corue St Louts and Bridget. H OFFMANN, F. Varritge Maker, Lie - ery Stable, corner Jackson and St. Bridget St tests. H OFFMANN, YT m Dry Good* and Gro ceries, Main Street, between Focus »ad St. Philip Streets. H OFFMAN'S STAG K8,-A'i an* I tiff in an I'roprietur, L. BanleJ. Cin dn*tnr, in connection with Morgan's Ia>u iatMtia, und Texas R. R. Lafourche Cros . io t_ OGAN, P., Boiler Maker, corner Le vee and 1 'hurch Streets. H B OME HOOK AND LADDER CO. No 1. Regular meetings on the | first Monday of each mouth. Regular ex ercises on Sunday preceding the tirst [ Monday of every Month. | Officers- II. K. Mellride President, E. | Loiscau Y'ice President, C. Azema. Fore I nian, R. Frost. 1st Asst. Foreman, YY'. H. j aitgan,2nd Asst. Foreman, J, Oilier L«n I dry Secretary, Henry Riviere, Asst. Secretary, H. Faure, Treasmer. la-o A 11 - •oin. Warden, Megel Capello, Tvlcr. K L1NG, DAY'ID. Pry Goods, Shoes, Boots, Hats; Caps Stc„ corner Main I *t!d Forns Streets. K NOBLOCH A. F„ Parish Judge, Of fice at Court House. K KOJILOCH. CLAY St ARTHUR, At torney* and Counsellors'at 1 Ixnr, —nf )*Jt> stairs MajnSt., between Jackson '■Tl,' ?hiBp Streets. 1 J- ifeehanirnl Engineer and 1 'faoufaeturfr'of sugar Apptraiu*. and j M acAuirey- i-ftcsidettcr. Jacksoft street. L IKIN'. Mtts. J. Variety sfere, Stores .' Oils. Tin-irdre. See —Jackrfon street |iW°*lte St-BrWget st. ANGMAN, LOUIS, Sadler. cornur St J Philip and St' Bridget Streets. rjUlSAMORE, Copper. Tin and Sheet K, s»J ron ^ nrlt ers, cornea Mkfket and • Philip streets ' ' <r '' KGENDRE, JOS., Groceries, Bine* **d Liquors, 'corner Green and Main [OISEAU, K.. Tailor. Main Street, he tween Jackson and St. Philip Streets OJGO, P. E ., Justice of th* Ptaeffiud l"ard St Mayor of the Town, —of » corner Green and Levee Streets. [ONT-CARMEL CONVENT. Acade tny for the Young Ladies, under the ctnm of Sister St. Bernard. [EUN1ER.A. Dealer in Foreign and ^ fhmestie Pry Goods. Groceries. &o., street corner 8t Philip. CAR 1 )$. IVf eBride H. R., Foreign and Domestic . * lery Goods, Fancy Article*. Main treet, Ix-twt-cu St. Louis and St. Philip it recta. [ H'HEl.KT, II. H Parinh Tt 'ca surer 1 Gr offi Kti-nct, cor. M OORE, I. 1). Attorney at Late ,—ol bee up stairs Main St. corner Focus. ^hD, J. Q.. Shoemaker, Main yj Street between St Louis and Green f i S J> El.n AX, E. A. Attorney at lane, Otnen Street, between Slain and I liilswlaux Streets. IHII.IPH.AL ALFRED, Palter, cornet* Levee and Marouge Streets. P KURIN. A. J. fnriegn and domestic ifetods. Hat*, shoes a nd groceries, cor Main and Sr-Philip streets P ROTECTOR FIRE CO. No. 2. ln giue House, Jackson St. Regular Pa rades on the rhirdSttndav of each month, nml regular meeting on the third Monday. Offiovrs:—P A. Aneoin. President ; lit. Lointi-inant, Yiei-President; C. Sahmirin. 1 Secretary : F. J. Laganle. Assistant Seere tarv : YV . C. Ragan. Foreman • Ben. Mal ! "rough. Assistant Foreman ; Frantz Zer i '!**e Director ; John Hav. Assistant ! H,l| w Director ; YV. Brockhoeft,Tn *si.Hiiror. I\ IERK, J... pry Goods, corner Main and St. Louis Streets. ' R O AM AX, V., Agent Sun Mu,Inal lift ' ' In surance. Company, l lrhuda^v j7a. A m,' ' latent Agent and Collector Office I hiltodaux Sentinel, Market'St' ! UTUAXGKRs HOTEL - THOMAS Al. , t » HERTI. Proprietor, eoruer Tliilio ! daux and Green Streets. CT. JOHN'S SCHOOL—Rev. C. F. D. . \ Lync principal Jackson Street near ! St. John s Church. OABOURIX, C .,Surgeon Pentist, Office; LT Jackson Street, between Thibodaux and St Bridget sts, OOCIETE DE IIIEKFAISAXCE ET LJD'ussistauce Mutuelle de Thibodaux. Les seance regulihre de eette soei^td oiit lieu le premier Jeudi de clia<|ue mois A 7 heures du soil- ifu ler ix-tolire au ler avril. ot A 8 heures du ler avril an ler oc tohre. Offieiers :—IT. Dansereau, President ; P. A. Aueoin. Y'ice President , F. Saoritn, Seerdt-aire ; II. H. Midi, let, Assistant Se cretaire ; E. Loisenu, Tresorier ; Tlidophi le .Thihmlaiix. Coileetour ; Alecste Bour g- ois. Portier. r | , l-riiEAl', II.. Carriage Maker an J Horse Shoeing, corner Levee and P tllot Mleels. r J''AHOR H. YV.. Family and Planta , Han Groceries, Green Street,hetwoen la-vee and Market Streets. 1 rpiUHODKAUX. JOS. T., Pharmacist, ' I /tenter in Patent Medicines. Perfv | mery. Stc., eoruer of Maiu and St. Philip Streets. r |*'HI HODEAUX. 40R. T.. Treasurer of | 1 Me Toien, corner ilain au.l St. Philip I Streets. j rpilIBGDAUX FOUNDRY. L. KEEFE X Proprietor, Levee and Jackson 1 Streets. 1 rpilIBODAlX, Til KO I'll ILK, Torn,, | 1 Constable, Assessor, Collector and Wharfinger Office Green Street betweou | Market and Levee. < OUNG MEN'S BENEVOLENT A8 SOCIATION, OF LAFOLRtHK,— 1 Regular meeting on the Urst YVednesday ofeilch month, at 7 o'clock, at the office j of J udge Lorio. Cor. Green und Levee, j Officers :—11. N. Coition, President. J, VY'- Kiiobloch, Y'iee President. M. T. Ilig : giiihiitliatn, Secretary, C. Azema, Treasu ' rer, J. Hay. Censor, rplIIBOOACX FIRE DEPARTMENT— ] J Orgetiised SepteuilM-r 7th, 1874. Ofli I <-ers : —YY'- H. Ragan Chief Engineer, P. E. Lorio, 1st Assistant ; A. II. Ragan,2nd Assistant ; Norbert Roth, Secretary St Treasurer ; J I,. Aucoin, Ifelegate of the Thitiodnux Fire Co. No. 1. J. Lagarde, und ,S- T. DeM^uadd Delegate' of the Home Hook St I^tdder Co. No. 1 njlHIUODAl X COLLEGE, Yery Rev. X C. M. Meimid, situated in one of the most healthy parts of the town of Thibo dattx. V TERGES. J. M. St Co. Barber, Main Stoet. between St-.Lonis and Green st treet V KRRIKK, T„ Gunsmith, Main St., he tween St. Louis und Green Streets vv KBBE L. A., Sheriff, Office et Court House. W INDER, THOJIAS, DishHet Attor ney .— office. Market Street, be I tween Marotige and Patriot Streets. W EISSENTHANXKlt, ALOIS. C»u fra tio n*ry and Scuta H liter, Green Street between Market und Maiu Streets. HOTEL. Mrs. G Proprietor, Market St W ASHINGTON Gurnard, Prop between St. Philip and St. l.ouis Streets riMIlBODArX SENTINEL. Job Office. 1 corner Market and Patriot Streats. rilHIBODAUX BENEVOLENT LODGE X No 90. A. F. and A. M—Regular nicetinga on the second Saturday and the last Saturday of Every month, at 3 o'clock f. M., Greeu Street, between Levee and Market Streets rpHIBODAUX FIRE NO. 1. Engine ' X Room at Toirn Malt, Levee St. Reg mar parades on sreond Sunday of each month. Regular Meetings on Monday af ter the second Monday of every mouth. Officers —ft. T. Grpiiunore, Pres.dent, E.' E. LeBlanc, Y'iee-President, P. Tfone, Secretary, M'. T. Higgiilliotham. Assistant Secretary, H. YV. Tabor. Foreman.^ H. Champagne, Assistant Foreman, 0. Kno hloch, Hose. Director. R. Cointmeiit Assis tant Hose Dir tor, P. A.I/eMatiadJ Engine Jiircetor, A. Weieenthancr. Assistant Eu kine Director, O. Malhrou, Tyler, Jos. T. Thiliodeau* 'jfreasurer. T hibodaux, p. a, ( 'ieit Engineer. Jai"ksoh Street, Apposite St. Bridget Street. Z ERXOTT, FRANK. Watchmaker imp Dealer in fine'Jewelry de. Main Street between St. Philip and Jackson streets. fAAZZO Dr- J. B C.. UAyrirmn and V* Acoueheur, Ihtbodanx P. 0., Lafour che Parish, La. Y oung men's dramatic club.— Kegiilai meeting Second Thursday of each month. Officers :—Thomas A. Badeaux. Presi ident ; Emile Loisenu, Vice President ; J Onier Landry, Treasurer ; Henry Riviere Secretary ; F. Simeon. Stage Manager ; ,1. A Perrin, assistant Stage Manager; John Hay.Property Man: T.Bergeron. Costumer; A F. Knohloeh, Prompter : J. L. YVehre, Assistant. A. B. Ragan. Floor Manager, Thomas Holden, Door Keeper. Committee ot Arrangements : A. B. Ra gan, Chairman,.I. X. Wright, I.. Aucoin, M. T. liiggingliothaiu. |T PAIN! IT PAIN! YVHAT PAYS 1 I T PAYS every Manufacturer. Merchant, Mechanic, fncentnr. Farmer, or I^rofession al man, to keep informed on all the improve ments and discoveries of the age. 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Sts , Washington, D. C. THE WEEKLY ST %. NEW YORK. 187'i Eighteen hundred and seventy-six is the Centennial year. It is also the year in which an Opposition House of Repn sentatires.the tiist since the war, will hi* in ppwer at \Vashiugtou ; and the year of the twenty third election of a President ot thr United States All of these events are sure to be of great interest and importance, especially the hitter; and all of them and everything connected with them will he fully and' fresh ly reported in Tilt Sl.n The < tppositiou House of Representatives, taking up the line of inquiry opened years ago hy Tilt: Sts, will sternly und diligently investigate the corruptions und misdeeds of Grant s administration ; and will, it is to be hoped, lay the foundation for a new and ■letter period 111 our national history. Of all this Tut Sun will contain complete and accurate accounts, furnishing its readers with early anil trustworthy information upon these absorbing topics. 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O'fil l.LIVA Y, £j« AttoKnfy at-LxIv, Green St., between Main A Thibodaux Sts THIBODAUX. Lsa., YY'ill practice in the Parishes of Lafourche, Aaentuption, and Terrebonne. (13no-ly Site ShUwta & entitle!, — Ad journal ot* tbe Sth St uiitorinl District. OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF THE TOWN, IKSUtill KVKItr SATlltOAV DUNCAN S. CAGE. Jr., Editor P- SANCAN* Pro'r k Hnoiitt ss Manager OFFICE COU. MARKET AND PATRIOT ST What My Lover Naid. By the merest chance in the twilight gloom, In the orchard path he met me— In the tall, wet grass, with its faint per fume— Aud i tried to puss, but lie made no room ; yli. I tried, hut lie would not let me ; So 1 stood ami blushed till the grass grew red. With niv face bent down above it, While betook 11 y hand, as he whisp'ring sail— (How tho clover lifted each pink, sweat head, To listen to all that my lover sai<l ; Oh ! the clover in bloom—I love it!) In the high, wet grass, went the path to hide And the low, wet leaves hung over; But I could not puss upon either side For I found myself, when I vainly tried, In the arms ol my steadfast lover.* And lie held me there, ami he raised my head. While he closed the path before me; Ami he looked down into my eyes and saiil- (How the leaves bent down from the boughs o'erhead. To listen to all that my lover said ; Oh ! the leaves hanging lowly o'er mo !) Had lie moved aside a little way, I could sure! then have passed him : And would ijiU have heard what he had to say, .Couid 1 only aside have east* It was almost dark, and the moments spud, And the searching night-wind found us ; But he drew me nearer and softly said— (How the pure, sweet wind grew still, in stead, To listen to all that my lover said ; Oh, the whispering wind around us !) Iain sure lie knew when he held me fast, That I must be all up willing; For I tried to go, and I w ould have passed. As the night was ,coming 'wifli Rk dew at last, Ami the sky with stars was 4U(iug.; But he clasped me close whmj I woidil have fled, ^ ,r And lie made me hear his stto'y, Ami his soul came out frtun his lips anil said— (How the stars crept out where .thy white mooli led. To listen to all that my lover said ; Oh, the rnoou and stars in glory !) 1 I know that the grass and the leaves will .pot tell. And I 111 sure that the wind—precious ro ver— YV'ill curry his secret so safely and well I lint 110 being shall ever discover * hit* word of the many th it rapidly fell From the eager lipso'fniy lover. Shall never reveal what a fairy-like spell. They wove round about us that night in the dell. Iu the path through tin* dm-laden clover ; Nor echo the whispers that tuuda 111 v heart swell As they fell from the lips of my lover. The Case Against Babcock. St. Louis, Jan. J # 7 .— Public .sentiment here is \evy strong against Habcock, and, ft the jur\ T shail be at all susceptible to sucii prejudices, bis eoimetion is as sured. His failure to put in a pep. sonel appearance and plead t'i the indictment, after he had shown such a precipitate inclina tion to vindicate himself, made a had impression to start on, and a number of things have happened since to strengthen public opi uion against him. The report— whether true or not does not mat tnr—that the President had eu (leavoted to secure a nolle prose— qui iu behalf of his private seere tary, had a bad influence for ''Bab.," and the prejudicial feol ing thus engendered has been ag , gi'HY'ated by the farther rumors that the President had used his 1 efforts to arrange a plan of prose 1 cution that would insure acquit tal, Therfe is, doubtless, nothing to found the rumors on, but their circulation has. neY'ertheless, mar red Babcock's prospects for a j perfectly fair trial. The Govern meat attorneys say they will j have no difficulty 11. sending Bab cock to the Penitentiary. The au ! thentioity of his handwiitiug in liis despatches formerly produced, and also of letters and despatches to be produced, will be establish ed beyond a doubt, thus fixing his connection with the King. The transmission ot money from «»o^ce to Babcock will also be pro ven. A letter was received here yes- ' terday from Joyce, iu which be expressed the opinion that Bab c*»ck was—to use his expression —"a gone man/' The Govern meat attorneys promise to fur nish the public some new and interesting developments as soon as the trials begin. An Englishman was boas tin" lo a Yankee that they had a bouk in the British Museum, which* was once owned by Cicero. "f), that ain't nothing retorted the \uukee j in the museum in Bosting they've got the lead-pen cil that. Noah used to check off, the animals that went into the ark." An Essay on Fish. ; , 1 1 j j ! ' Fish may be divided into clas ses—codfish and fresh fish. The propriety ot dividing them into classes will be at once apparent when we reflect that they are usually found 111 schools. The mackerel Is not exactly codfish ; but he comes so much nearer being a codfish than a fresh that he is for the present classed with the former. Fish exist in sizes to suit the purchaser, from minnows to whales—which" aie not flsh, strict ly speaking. Neither is the alliga tor a fish ; but if we attempt to teil what are not fish, this article will far exceed its intended limits. The herring is not absolutely fisli ; be is a suggestion ot depart ed fish. But the strongest sugges tions of departed fish are smelt. The herring sustains tl e same relation to the finny tribe as the Egyptian mummy to the human race. Fish are caught by measure and sold by weight—that is, they are caught by the gill and sold by the pound. But th.*y are sometimes caught by weight—wait till you get a trite. Contentment is the chief respite to the successful fisherman. Surveyors are apt to be good fishermen, because their lines and angles are apt to be all right. The mermaid and fishwomau may also be mentioned in this connection. The former is a good illustration of what is meant by the ideal, and the latter as fitly represents the real. Many land animals are repro duced in the sea. Thus «e have a dog fish, the cat-fish, sea -1 iors anil sea-horses, bat no sea-mules. None of the abo» e have hind legs and any manner of mule without hind legs would be a conspicuous failure. It may not be out of place to mention Jonah iu this connection. He was not a fish, but was once included among the inhabitants of the deep. There has been con siderable dispute as to the name of t^e fish that swallowed the geijjtlemun abovo mentioned, soijje persou? arguing that the throat of a whale is not large enough to swallow a man. This objection seems to lie incogscqueii tial. Jgnah might have been smaller mould than other men. Moreover, it is certain that he was cast over before being swallowed—cast over the rail of the vessel. There has been much specula tion. also, as to the cause of Jonah's expulsion from the whale's interior, but the theory most generally aocepted is that lie soured on the whale's stom ach. He was very fortunate in reach ing land, since he had no pilot. If he had taken a pilot with him into the stomach of the whale he would doubtless have selected Pauncheous Pilot as the proper man. Jonah was the first man who retired from the Department of the Interior, and Delano was the last one. But we digress. Let us return to our to our fish. The codfish is the great souice of till salt. In this respect Lot's wife" was nowhere; however, it would be well to "remember Lot's wife/' The saline qualities of the codfish permeate and percolate tin; vasty deep, and make the ocean as salt as himself. Weighed iu lus own scales, he is found Yvanting—Yvantiug considerable freshening. He is by nature quite social, his principal recreation being balls—fish balls. The codfish was worshqied by the Greeks; but be is only half as well treated by the inhabitants ot Cape Cod—he is simply ship ped. Hence the difference between the Greeks and the inhabitants of Cape Cod. Small fish are usually harmless, but parents can't be too careful aliont permitiug their children to play where large fishes abound, as it is au established fact that the big fish frequently eat up the little ones. The jelly fish is, perha{>s, the best understood of all the finny tribe, because, lieing translucent, it is easy to see through him. The greatest number of fish is eaten on Friday, and the Dext greatest nuiulier on Saturday, because those that are left over aie wanned up tor Saturday's breakfast. ArgumentatiY'e persons are fond of statiug that it is gram matical to say that the five loaves and three fishes were ate, since five aud three were always eight. They should be treated with silent contempt. Fish are provided with air bladders, so that they can rise from the depths of the sea by simply filling the bladders with air. If any one is disposed to ask 1 Yvhere they get the air for such i inflation, let him understand in advance that this article is not I intended for the solution of petty 1 conundrums. There are many interesting rumors about which might lie mentioned, but the foregoing facts may be considerable of-fish al. Give it another trial.— The following, from au exchange, is sensible and to the point: In the early career of Henry Clay's life he was elected to Con gress. After serving his first term lie weut home among his constituents aud ran as candidate for another term. One day he met. an old hun ter who had voted for him the first time, aud cordially accosted him, asking a secou'd vote for him. "No, Hal," was the reply ; "you didn't vote right on that ar bill; you mostly did well, bat that au shot fixed you—'twaut right." Said Clay—"Tilt's a good riflle of yours, ami generally bits right, but once in a while misses fire, don't it T" "Yes, tbat's true, but it mostly brings 'em down." "Wall, said Hal, you don't throw it away for one miss go,but you peek the flint and give her another trial, don't you V "Yes, Hal, but that was a mighty bad vote, you know." "Bat, 'sposiu it was ; will you serve me worse than the old gun f You gave that another chanee— eau't you be askiud to met" "Wall, Harry, there's some poYrder in that; I'll i>eck and give you another chance." Frequently we find subscribers ot newspapers reading the good tilings in them for in'ist of the year ; but, by chance, they find a single article that don't suit them, when they flare up and order the paper stopped, without consider ing the hundreds of articles it con taiued which pleased them. Is this tiie best way to do f A Cure for Gravel. —Dr. Streeter, of Santa Barbara, tells the Atlas that the worst case of gra\-el may l»e cured, the deposit tlissplvt d and passed away, by using the water in which potatoes have been boiled to pieces; strain tiie water, sweeten to taste, and drink for two or three weeks. This is a painless cure. The same authority states that furring or coating deposited on the iuside ot steam boilers may be easily removed, making the surface ap pear like uew iron, by placing a quantity of raw potatoes in the boiler and letting them boil to pieces. After two or three days open the manholes, and a sandy deposit will he found ; brush it out, and .the boiler will be as good as new. If there js no danger and no appreheusiou ol war, why is that Secor Robeson is sending so much haste in getting monitors ready tor sea f We are told that fourteen of these vessels will be in couditiou for actus} service before the end of the month. These uiouitors have nearly all been laid up tor years. They are useless for any other purpose than fighting, and to put them all iu commission implies great ex pense. Unless there is expectation or dread of war, Secor Robeson is wantonly wastiug the public money.— Ex. We haye not been iu the habit of regarding Secretary Fish as paiticularjy scholarly in the use of language ; but in iiis recent interview iyith a correspondent of the Wor }4 he eviuced a very nice discrimination. Speaking of his note to Mj. Cushing, be said : -There were sotpe points in that note which I, for oqe, anticipated would arouse discussion, aud even argument." It is pieasiug to !m v P this as surance that the Secretary fully comprehends the distinction which his own diplomatic oprres poudence so amply illustrates, that discussion is uot always qr gurnent. A lady applying for admission to tho juuior class ot an Eastern seminary, being questioned by tbe President as to her qualifications, replied .* "I aiu't much of an arithme ticker, but I am qq £*celleut gram in a l ist." lie is lie au a f a Public Opinion. Tiie independent water has really an uuineriteil hard time of it. He wants to do right, and tie has tried to do right;; butithe elements at the present are dead against him. Here it is Grant, and there the Rag Baby ; on this side the Confederate briga diers, ou that the Radical corrup tionists ; tbe devil behiud him, the deep sea in front. It is too bad. Well may he miirnur with the unhappy Christian "in Watt's hymn ; • "Between two aeta 011 one small poiut of laud, YVcurieil, uncertain aud amazed I stand.' —-Courier Journal. The ouly newspaper in the United States to eensnre Goy% Chamberlain, of Month Caroliuu, for trying to keep Moses and Wbip|ier from the bt-oeh is the favorite White House organ at Washington. It thus comments; "Gov. Chamberlain has lieeu iuY'etgled into a path of i>oliticai turpitude, which musteY'entnally end iu bis personal political des truction. By a shrewd and care fully prepared scheme the Demo cracy have succeeded iu making him a pseudo-apostate from bis party constituency, aud securing his gubernatorial influence to further their efforts in overthrow ing the Republican power in the State/' Mo Moses and Whtpper are admitted to be the represents tives of the "Repnblicnn power in the State/' That is justification enough of the Governor's psen do-apostasy."— N. Y. Tribune. The last attnek ou Gen. Scbencg comes from Harper '* Weekly which says it has hitherto efained from commenting ou the Emm Mine scandal, because tbe tacts were so imperfectly known. It now regards tbe publication of tiie original coutract between Gen. Scheuck and Mr. Trenor W. Park, together with the facts embodied iu Mr. Ueverdy John* son's letter, ns constituting a sufficient r asou for bolding that Gen. Schenck is at least guilty of an indiscretion will sutfi cieutly grave to authorize ami require his recall.—T. Tribune. To the domination ot the negro the white citizens of South Caro liua will not submit. This is uo threat! It ifi the simple declara tion of the conviction that things have come to such a pass that, if we do not mend them, we must emigrate or starve, We do not intend to emigrate. This State is too precious to be abandoned. We will bold it and keep it. We are here, and we mean to stay.— Vhrletton News and. Courier (Hem). Prof. Seelye, of Massachusetts, over whose election to Congress last year the "independent'' news pa|ier were so jubilant, is loosiug favor with that class of journals because he shows a disposition to regard the school question as one of great importance. He will tiud, after a little more experience in public life, that representative "ijuiepeudentcy'' is expected to bo spyplj a servile tool of the mean est lot of plotters and bummers aiul dead-beats that ever appear ed in the |K)liticsl arena .—Tnry Times [Rep.j The next campaign is beginn niug to be understood among the people as a pew trial of a very old issue, which 'the returning soldiers understood to have been settled by the \y4r.~N. 0 , Repub lican. Whatever may huY-e been thought of the wisdom or |tolicy of the resumption act a year ago, it is perfectly clear now that it is paralizing business, checking en-* terprise, and interfering with tbe hpalthy grpwtta of the country, If it were a mere dead letter, do ing qo good por harm. Moreover, it is apparent to everybody as a mattpr of faot that tiie Govern ment cannot possibly resume specie payments qii tbe 1 st of January 1870 .—huljananolis Jour§ nal (Rep.) The other day a Vicksburg father gently said: "Don't stuff Victuals into your mouth iu that way, »o a ; George Washing ton djdn't eat in that fashion." The boy, after pondering for a While, remarked to bitnselt ; DAud I don't believe that George Washington licked his hoy for flndiug a bottle of whisky io the shed when be was bunting alter a horse shoe, either,n Teacher—<' What is tbe defiai tion of flirtsRoo T" Intelligent young pupil—"It ia attention without intention." It is impolite to say a man has ^cheek/' Bs*y "JaeUd area/'