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One year [in advance]........S3 00 " within :i months____ 3 50 " " " 6 " ---- 4 00 (One copy................... 10 SANCAN. Pro'r &. Business Manager. . Published evert Saturdays. QHnfuMtarcc Sentinel -—and JOURNAL OF THE 8 th SENATORIAL DISTRICT. One SgoARK (or ten link> First insertion........... j>o Seoend insertion.............. 75 Each subsequent insertion 0 C*.\btdate8................$10 00 Official Journal of the Town of Thibodaux. VOL. XI. OFFICE; Censer Market and Patriot Streets. THIBODAUX L—. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 26 ™ 1876. oung SSELTNF.AU, MRS. E., Dry (foods. Fancy Article*. de., corner Market |St. Louis streets. EuCOIN. P. A., Family and Planta tion Groceries, Main street, between lh and St. P hilip st reets. f*ZEMA. C., Coffee House Keeper , Main St., between Jackson and St. Philip lets. _________ gxAIN, L. S. & LEBLANC, E~K ' Notaries public. Office Green Street, LUM, S. Dry Goods aiul Grocery, cor ner Main and Jackson Streets. ADEAITX, J. Family and Plantation Groceries, Main Street, corner Main i Focus. ADEAl'X, THOM .VS, Attorney at Law corner Main and Focus Streets, up IILLIU, J. N., Attorney at Law ,—office Corne r St. Philip and Main stre ets ► LAKE, E W„ Attorney at Law, —of fice Green Street, LANCHAHD, J. E., Surgeon Dentist. —office.corner Green and St. ltridg Itreets. kODLEY, Wagons and Ports. Depot on > Levee Street near the Thibodaux tindry. VV. H. KAGAN. Ageut. jToL'KQUIN & liOUKOX, Watch ma f Iter and Gunsmith, Dealers in Jrwcl [ Fire-arms dc, corner Market and St. uis Streets. ►KEAUX &. LEGENDRE, Dry Goods and Groceries .corner Main and Green I LTOFFMANN, W., Dry Goods and Gro I teries. Main Street, between Focus Id St Philip Streets. tjOFFMAN'S STAGES ,—Frank Hrff •-» man Proprietor, L. Bardel, Coll ector, in connection with Morgan's lant i»n», and Texas K. R. Lafourche Crus °g- __ OGAN, P., Boiler Maker, corner Le vee and Church Streets. 3 0ME HOOK AND LADDER CO. No 1. Regular meetings on the St Monday of eucli mouth. Regular ex cises on Sunday preceding the first unday of every Month. E cers - R. It. McHride P.esiilent, E. »u Vice President, C. Azeinn, Fore •#, R. Frost, 1st Asst. Foreman, W. H. sgan. 2nd ARst. Foreman, J. Orncr Iatu Sesretarv, Henry Riviere, Asst, 'cretarj', H. Faure, Treasuier, Leo Au »n, Ward en. Megel Capello, Tyler. jTLING, DAVID Dry Goods, Shoes, X Boots, Hals, Caps &c..corner Main fd Focus Streets. GBLOCH A. F., Parish Judge, Of fice at Court House. fHOHLOCH. CLAY & ARTHUR, Al r- tarneys and Counsellors at Law, —of JPstairs Main St., between Jackson *™> Philip Streets. ARK IN J. Mechanical Engineer and r^n>n u facturi r of sugar Apperatus, and Hhlnery— Residence, Jackson street. AJtjKIN. Mrs. J. Faring store, Stoves f Tin-ware, See —Jackson street gOMtc St-Rri dget st. [ANGMAN, LOC1S, Sadler. corner St Pnili^and St. Bridget Streets. WSAMOR& Copper, Tin ami Sheet Iron Workers, cornea Market and Philip streets. IGENDRE, JOS., Groceries, •W'l nets 1 amt Liquors, corner Gismu and Main ISKAU, E.. Tailor. Main Street. 1« itween Jacksmi and St. Philip Streets J'lO. P. E., Justice of the Peace, 2«d ford & Mayor of the Town, —of pruer Green and LeVee Streets. )NT-CARMEL CONVENT, Acade luy for the Young Ladies, under the itiou of Sister St. Bernard. pUNlER, A.. Dealer in Foreign and Domestic Dry Gooits. Groceries, dec., Street corner St Philip. ■ I I 1 , , 1ROSS W W. Physician <f- Surgeon, Ot flice : Jackson Street 1ELESTIN, JEAN, Baker, Main Street, corner Patriot. ►ANSERF.AU, P., Physician , corner Jackson and Short Streets. j : ANSEREAU. H., Physician, corner St. Philip and St. Bridget Streets EXCELSIOR—LODGE NO. 34.—Regu lar meetings at the Odd Fellow's til, corner Market and Patriot, every iturday evening at 7 o'clock, jfficers: Tli. Thibodaux N. G.; C A/Ama (G.; 8. T. Grisnmore, Sec. ; V. Saucan, easurcr. ROST JAMES, Coffee House keeper, corner Green and Market Streets. RIEDENTHAL MRS. S Family unit Plantation Gr•eerie* Jackson Street. Franklin, h.. Acting cin-k of the District Court. —office Court House. FLEETWOOD. J. ll.. Drug store Mark Street, between St. Louis and Green |rrets. _ DLEETWOOD, J. II., Physician.—, f See Market Street, between St. Louis Id Oreeu Streets. DRANK LIN HOUSE—B. K. HOLDEN Proprietor, cornet St Louisand Mar pt stS. mRISAMORE. S. T.. Agent Sarth A me. W nrn Life Insurance Co. Corner Mnr pt and St. Philip, streets. htOODE, J. S.. Attorney at Low.—office, [X over J. H. Fleetwood Market Street hl'ION LEWIS, Attorney and Counsel Li lor at Law. Office, over J. II. Fleet food Drug store, Market Street. 1 ESSK MRS. S. MiUinary and Fancy Dry Goods, Corner St. Louis and kin Streets. I IGGINBOTHAM, M. T., Clerk of the Town Corned —office corner Jack 8iirt Levee Streets. 1 OLDEN, B. F.—Stages, Thomas S. Holden conductor. In connection |th M. La. & T. R. R. to LafourcheCros hj—Office, under Franklin House, I OLDEN. B F. Lirery stable, corne St Louis and Bridget. 1 0FFMANX, F.. Carriege Maker, Liv ery Stable, corner Jackson and St. Hdget Streets. | j j I i I j j VfcBriile, R. R., Foreign and Domestic tJL/w Good *' F , a " r J Artieles, Main treet, between St. Louis and St. Pliilip M B. H., Parish Treasurer Office., Green Street, cor. Market jlfOOKE, I. D. Attorney at Late ,—of y "P stairs Main St. corner r ociiH. /VSCHWALI), J. Ci..Shoemaker. Main V Street between St Louis and Green streets. /X SULLIVAN, E. A. Attorney at Law, W Green Street, between Main and J lnbonunx Streets. P HILIPI'LAU ALFRED, Tinker, eorue.r Levee and Maronge Streets. ► ERR1N, A. J. foriegn. and domestic goods, Hats, shoes and groceries, cor. r Main and St-Philip streets P ROTEC TOR FIRE CO. NO. 2. En gine House, Jackson St. Regular Pa rades on the tliirdSunday of each month ■ and regular meeting on the third Monda v! officers:—P. A. Aucoin, President : M I Comtemeut, Vice-President; C. Sabonriu I Secretary ; F. J. Lagarde, Assistant Secre jury ; W. C. Ragan, Foreman • Ben. Mal 1 brough. Assistant Foreman ; Frantz Zer , not, Hose Director ; Jolm Hav, Assistant Hose Director ; VV, Brockhoeft.Treasurer. R IV I ERE, L., Dry Goods, corner Main and St. Louis Streets. S ANCAN. V., Agent Sun Mutual Fire , Insurance Com pany, Thibodaux La. S ANf^N.V. Tuwal Agent and Collector Office T hihodaux Sentinel. Market St STRANGERS HOTEL - THOMAS aL O BERTI, Proprietor, corner Thiho j ilaux anil Green Streets. : <JT. JOHN S SCHOOL.—Rev, C. F. D. L Lyne principal Jackson Street near St. John's Church. S ABOCRIN, C ., Surgeon Dentist, Office; Jackson Street, between Thibodaux and St Bridget sts. OOCIETE DE BIENFAISANCE ET OD'assistance Mutuelle do Thiltodaux. Les seance r^guli?>re de eette socidtd ont lieu le premier ]eudi de cha(]iie niois it 7 lieures tin soir du ler octohre au ler avril, et a 8 lieures du ler avril au ter oc tohre. Officiers :—H. Dansereau, President ; P. A. Aucoin, Vice Pi*dsident . F. Saucan, Secretaire : II. ll. Michelet, Assistant Se cretaire ; E. Loiscau, Trf'sorier ; Thdophi le Thibodaux. ( oilecteur ; Alccste Bour geois. Portier. r l , ETHEAU. II., Carriage Maker an J Horse Shoeing, corner I-eve<- and P 1 riot Stiects. r p*AB( lit II. VV.. Family and Plunla I lion Groceries, Green Street,la-t ween Ia*vee and Market Sti eets. tJVHIlK *DEAI"X. JOS. T„ Pharmacist, * Thaler in Patent Medicines, Perfu wery. See., comer of Main and St. Philip Streets. r piUBODKAUX, JOS. T., Treasurer of 1 the Town, corner Main and St. Philip Streets. rrmiBODAUX FOUNDRY. L. KEEFE Proprietor, Streets. Levee and Jackson | rpHIBODAUX, THEOPHILE, Town j X Constable, Assessor, Collector and j Wharfinger. Office Green Street between I Market and Levee. OUNG MEN'S BENEVOLENT AS SOCIATION, OF LAFOURCHE,— i Regular meeting on the first Wednesday I of each month, at 7 o'clock, at the office j of Judge Lorio. Cor. Green and Levee, j Officers :—H. X. ConI011, President. J, W- Knobloch, Vice l'resident, M. T. Hig ginbotham, Secretary, 0. Azeina, Treasu rer, J. Hay, Censor, T hibodaux fire department— Orgenised September 7tb, 1874. Offi cers : —VV- H. Ragau Chief Engineer, P. E. Lorio, 1st Assistant ; A. B. Ragan.2nd Assistant; Norbert Roth, Secretary & Treasurer; J L. Aucoin, Delega'e oi'tbe Thibodaux Fire Co. No. 1. J. Lagarde, and S- T. DeMeuudd Delegate of the Home Hook &. Ladder Co. No. 1 rpHIBODAUX COLLEGE, Very Rev. X (!. SI. Menard, situated in one of the most healthy parts of the town of Thibo daux. \ yERGES. J. M. it- Co. Barber, Main Steet. between St.Louis and Green sttreet V ERUIER, T.. Gunsmith, Slain St., he tween St. Louis and Green Streets VV EBIIE L. A., Sheriff, Office at Court House. W INDER, THOMAS, District Attor ney. — office, Market Street, be tween Slarouge and Patriot Streets. W EISSENTHANNER, ALOIS, Confec tionery and Soda Water, Green Street between Slarket and Slum Streets. W ASHINGTON HOTEL. Mrs. G Gurnard, Proprietor. Slarket St between St. Philip and St. Lonis Streets. riMlIBODAUX SENTINEL. Job Office. 1 eorner Market and Patriot Streets. T HIBODAUX BENEVOLENT LODGE No 110. A. F. and A. M.—Regular meetings on the second Saturday and the last Saturday of Every month, at 3 o'clock P. SL, Groeii Street, between Levee and Slarket Streets rpHIBODAUX FIRE NO. L Engine A Room at Town Hall, Levee St. Reg ular parades on second Sunday of eaeu month. Regular Meetings on Sionday af ter the second Monday of every mouth. Officers:—S. T. Grisauiore, Pres.dent, E. E. LcBlane. Vice-President. P. Trone, Secretary, M. T. Higginbotham, Assistant Secretary, H. W. Tabor. Foreman, H. Champagne. A ssistant Foreman, O. Kno 1,1,,<4,. Hose Director, R. Cointinent Assis tant Hone Dir tor, P, A.DeJIunade Engine Director, A. Weiseuthauer, Assistant En gine Dire**or, O. Slalbrou. Tyler, Joe. T. Thibodeaux Tresuurer. T HIBODAUX, P. A., Civil Engineer, Jtm kaou Street, opposite St. Bridget Street. Z ERNOTT, FRANK. Watchmaker imp Dealer in tine Jewelry Are. Maiu Street between St. Philip and Jackson Streets. G AZZO Dr. i. B C., Physician and Acoucheur, Thibodaux P. O., Lafour che Parish, La, Y oung men's dramatic club.— Rcgulat meeting Second Thursday of each month. Officers:—Thomas A. Badeaux, Presi ident ; Emile Loisnau, Vice President ; J Onier Landry, Treasurer ; Henry Riviere Secretary ; F. Sancan. Stage Manager ; J. A Perrin, assistant Stage Manager ; John Hay .Property Man; T.Bergeron, Costumer; A. F. Kuoldoch, Prompter ; J. L. Webre, Assistant. A. B. Ragan. Floor Manager, Ihoinas Holden, Door Keeper. Committee of Arrangemeuts : A. B. Ra gan. Chairman, J. N. Wright., L. Aucoin, M. T. Higgingbothain. £T PAYS ! IT PAYS ! WHAT PAYS 1 I T PAYS every Manufacturer, Merchant, Mechanic, Inventin', Farmer, or Profession al man, to keep informed on all the improve ments and discoveries of the age. II PAYS the head of every family to intro (luce into his household a newspaper that is instructive, one that fosters a taste for inves ligation, and promotes thought and encour ages discussion among the members. riVHK SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN which A has been published weekly for the last thirty years, does this, to au extent beyond that of any oilier publication, in fact it is the only weekly pajier published in the Uni ted Stated, devoted to Manufactures, Me chanic*, Jnreulions and Kew Discoveries in the Arts and Sciences. Every uiunlicr is profusely illustrated and ts contents embrace the latest ami most intere.sting information partaining to the. In dust rial, Mechanical, und Scientific Pro gress ot the World; Descriptions, with Bi-anti!cl Engravings, of New inventions, New Implements. 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A special notice is made in the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN of all Inventions Patented through this Agency, with the name and residence of the Patentee. Patents are often sold in part or whole, to persons attracted to the invention by such notice. Send for Pamphlet, contain ing full directions forobtaiuing Patents. A bonnd volume containing the Patent Jours, Census of the IT. S., and 142 Engravings of mechanical movements. Priced Cents. Address tor the Paper, or concerning Pa tents, itHIiVK & 170., 37 Park Row, New York. Branrh Office, Cor. F dk 7th Sts , Washington. D. (J. Office, F dk 7th Sts , Washington. D. (J. THIS WEEKLY SU,I. 1876 NEW YORK. 1876 Eighteen hundred and seventy-six is the Centennial year. It is also the year in which an Opposition House of Representatives,the first since the war, will be in power at Washington ; and the year of the twenty third election of a President ot the United States All of these events are sure to lie great interest and importance, especially the hitter; and all of them and everything connected with them will he fully and" fresh ly reported in The Sun. The Opposition House of Rcpreseutatives, taking up the liue of inquiry opened years ago by The Hun. will sternly and diligently investigate the corruptions and misdeeds of Grant's administration ; and will, it is to l»e hoped, lay the foundation for a now and better period in our national history. Of all this The Sun will contain complete and accurate accounts, furnishing its readers witli early and trustworthy information upou these absorbing topics. 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O'M LLIY AN, • Attokkft at-Law, Green St., between Main & Thibodaux Sts., THIBODAUX. Lx a., Will practice in the Parishes of Lafourche, Aasumptuin, aud Terrebonne, t 13no-ly J J. Ra is is in In a ot a to of of A of of a a ; (Thitwdaux - AN1>— Journal of ihe Mth Senatorial District. OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF THE TOWN, ISSUED EVERY SATURDAY D S. CAGE, Jr. Editor. F- SANCAN* Pro'r & Business Manager OFFICE:—XOR. MARKET AND PATRIOT ST The Sugar and Rice Crops of Assumption, Lafourche and Terrebonne. Hhds •Sugar 7,469 7,578 Rice 6,316 3,815 10.611 Assumption, West Bank . Weighing Bids Bbls clean pounds Molasses 8,883,400 11,702 Assumption, East Bank : 8,925,520 11,296 Lafourche, West Bank: 3.113.875 4,226 Lafourchf, East Bauk: 9.095.875 11,572 Terrebonne: 12,962,800 17,27C •These figures given are subject to slight changes upon a further revision.— N. O. Price Current. How TO PREPARE MACARONI. —When you once eat of luacaroul as it is prepared in ltalj, Olive Harper writes, you find it like the Turkish coffee, something the soul delights in. Why dou't we have macaroni cooked in the same way f We have au iuseusate way of tumbling a handful into a bas in of soup which come out pasty stuff, good for nothing. I took the pains to get an authentic recipe for cooking macaroni, and for all who wish a most delicious, easy and cheap dish, I write it: Take three pints ot beef soup, clear, and put one pound of macaroni in it aud boil fifteen minutes, with a little salt; then take up] the macaroni—which should have ' absorbed nearly all the liquid— ! and put it ou a fiat plate and sprinkle grated cheese over it | thickly, and pour over all plenti- j fully a sauce made of tomatoes, j well boiled, stiained, and season- j ed with salt and pepper. Some j people prefer only to put the J cheese on it, but I prefer it with the tomato as well. If anybody j don't like that when it is done, it! is because he don't know what is good. Yesterday, as we were passing a street beyoud the Atlautic Me dical College, and 011 which a number of negroes reside, we heard an old negro calling ont to his wife : "Manda, is you got dem chick ens corralled in the smoke-house like 1 told yer V "No ; an' I like to know wharfs de matter with you dat/s you's so 'tickler about dem chickens all at once/' she replied. "Nebber you miud ! I kuows whar's de matter, and dat's nuff till dem chickens is housed. When 1 hears dat dem niggers ober dar iu de next yard is gwine to bab a party to-morrow night, I wants to be shore dat my chickens doesu't ; teud it—you hear me V The chickens were at once locked up .—Atlanta ( Qa .) Coniti tution. HOW NICE TO BE PRESIDENT. —A salary of 50,000, a mansion sustained iu a style of luxury that few persous dreamed of,furnished 4 repaired, and heated at an annual expeuse of $25,000, with the very air breathed there perfumed by rare exotics, propagated in a $55, 000 garden house, maintained at an annual expense of $5,000 ; a private secretary at $3,000 a year to do the President's writing; two assistant secretaries, at $2, 500 a year to do the work of the private secretary'; two clerks at $2,250 to do the work of the as sistant secretaries (laughter) ; a steward at $2,000 a year to sup ply the President's table with the choicest wines and richest viands that could tempt or | satiate his appetite ; with $6,000! a year for books periodicals, sta- j tioner.v, telegrams, and (a com-! mercial pause) other coutiugen-1 cies, What that meant he did not 1 know, but he thanked God for j the "contingencies." (Laughter.) j If the children of Israel sighed 1 for the flesh pots of Egypt, what! must be the anguish ot a sensi- : t;ve soul when taking a last long j farewell of such salary and loxu- j ries .—Prom Procter Knott's Speech on the One Term CoKstitutumal Amendment. A Boston paper says that Bret Harte "commenced life as a child" ST of 6,316 3,815 the we all up] ' ! it | j j j j J j it! is a V A correspondent of Our Home Journal, gives the following me thod of proceeding during the earjy stages ot cane cultivation, which we commend to the atteu tion of the mauy young ineu who have undertaken to work small sugar crops iu the last few years. As soon as the season permits, and I can with safety, off-bar and dig my stubble, I avail my self of every opportunity so to do, as I stated iu a previous is sue, and the land must be extra ordinarily light and mellow not to require the off barring to be done with fonr-mnle-plows. 1 then make it a point to follow up with my two mule plows, and again off bar aud throw back afunowto all the stubble which has been out. My opinion may not have weight with those planters and overseers who advocate the course of letting the stubble remain for a more lengthened period with out the furrow beiug thrown back—or only ofi-bar, with the. expectation and hope of getting a thicker stand of suckers. This is in many eases, a very preca rious experiment, and great loss has accrued to the planter to my knowledge in sundry instances, by such a procedure. As I before stated in digging the dirt trom the stubble, and particularly when the shaver is not used, all the top eyes are intact and sprout ed. With a mild winter, as the present has proved thus tar, the sprouts are much advanced, and as the spring opens, with dry weather and a genial sunshine, these sprouts will surely suffer, unless the said furrow is return ed, and sufficient protection given to the plaut. It I can possibly spare the hoe gang and my planting is accom plished, their services will be also invaluable at that time, following after the plows, chopping and filling up the iusterstices, where the dirt has not been properly re trrued to the oft-baniug furrow. The quarter drums are at the same time well-cared for by both plow and hoe aud to facilitate the work of the hoe-gang, I invaria bly run a small oue-mule fluke in the quarter drains, after the work performed by plows. She Had a Sweetheart. 4 at a at a or | j 1 j j 1 : j j During the war there lived in the viciuity of this city a solitary maiden of sixty summers, who had 110 one to protect her against the rude buffets of the world. If any flower of affectiou for the other sex had ever warmed and beautified her maideu heart, it bloomed in secret aud "wasted its sweetness on the desert air." At that time which "tried men's souls" she coutiuued to live alone unterrified by the evils of civil war. One day while this city was occupied by f ederal troops, a sol dier weut into her potato patch aud commenced helping himself to the potatoes. She soon'discovered his pres ence, and rushing out she scream ed, iu a high, shrill key : "Get out of my potato patch, you vagabond." Soldier—"I shan't do it; your sous are iu the army fighting against us now, aud I am going to have all the potatoes I want." Maid—"You're a liar, sir; you're a liar." Soldier—"Well, if your sous aint your husband is, aud I am goiug to have these potatoes." Maid—"You're a liar, sir, I have got 110 husband." Soldier—"Well, it your husband aint your sweetheart is." Maid—"Well I declare (softeu iug), who told you I had a sweet heart t" Soldier—"Never mind." Maid—"Well I reckon you cau have a few potatoes, but don't take no more'll you need for your own use ."—Jackson (Tenn.) Sun Experiments coutinue to be made in Frauce to test the effi ciency of a j engine haviug 00 wheels, but provided instead with what may be called legs. It does not roll ; it walks, runs, or gallops. It is like au ordinary en gine, with straight rods termina ting in broad circular skates. There are three legs in front and three behind. The moving cylin ders, instead of turning wheels, raise the feet. The invention, it is claimed, is particularly adapted lar carrying great weights np an incline, as a convenient substi tute for the means now employ-' ed. One of these, which is at pre-! sent at work on a French rail - ________________ way , weighs ten tons, and goes four to five miles every hour, but can accomplish, if desired, eleven or twelve mile*. — N. T. Sun. me the who my to is not be off and for the. loss my all the the re the in in Office ot the Hotel & Boardg-House Ast'n No. 721 Arch Street. Philadelphia. Among the numerous plans for making the hotel and boarding house accommodations of Phila delphia available to visitors du ring the Centennial year, is that of the Hotel and Boarding House Association. On the first of May next, ac cording to late estimates the ho lels will have a capacity ot 25,000 guests, aud the boardiug tiouses approximating 2.500 iu number, a capacity of 30,000. To which may be added a large number of private dwellings additional, which will be opened to visitors if necessary. The hotels, of course, will be always accessible, but with the boarding-houses it is different, they being widely distributed and unregistered, and to render this class of accomodations avail able to visitors is the object of the Association. To this end there is being kept at the central office a register of all reputable boarding-houses iu the city, which will show at any time the vacancies and schedule of rates of each, and offices will be opened at every Hotel co-oper atiug with the association or iu the immediate vicinity where visitors who fail to secure lodging at the hotels will be afforded a choice of rooms aud board at any of the houses where vacancies oc cur, together with a guarantee of the quality aud costs of the lodg iugs offered. In connection, and in telegraph ic communication with the central office, the association has located twenty-nine branch agencies in different parts of the city, where vacancies as they occur, will be registered and reported to the main office, enabling agents at the hotels or other places, to trails fer visitors from hotels that are full,to hotels and boaiding-houses, where there are vacancies. It has already registered and is in cooperation with forty-three Hotels and more than one thou sand five huudred Boardiug Houses, having a capacity of for ty-five thousand guests, the num ber daily increasing. It has also at command,through the American District Telegraph Company, two huudred aud fifty Messengers to show strangers to their lodging and for other purpo If it It is Thus at a trifling cost and avoiding all annoyance and disap pointineut, strangers can secure such accommod itious as they de sire by applying at the hotels, or at the office of the Association, 721 Arch street, Philadelphia, if desirous of securing rooms in ad vance, by letter or telegraph. The above plans were adopted after haviug been submitted to the Proprietors of the Hotels, who are the best judges of the wautsof visitors, and to a large number of business firms, aud uni versally approved. Haviug the Co-operation of the hotels and Boarding-houses of the city, gives the Association facilities that no other association or agency can have, and euables them to furnish such accomiuoda tion to visitors as they may re quire. G. H. HAZELTON, President. T. L. Price, Secretary. He WOULD NOT STEAL, FOR HIS FAULTS "LIE IN A DIFFERENT direction."— Mr. Beecher sjieak iug a few evenings ago of the Gospel command to hate evil, not only in others, but iu ourselves, said. "I do not think that it would be safe to give a person the run ot the New York banks. The vaults might be open, and every human beiug in the city might be asleep, and I would not take a dollar—at least I do not think that I would. But a man does not know what he may do nntil he is tried. (Laughter.) I came of honest stock—my pa rents were honest, I would not steal. I have tanlts, but they lie in a different direction." | Laugh ter.! HE CAME FROM STATEN IS LAND. —Revivalist (to rural visi tor at Hippodrome)—My friend, did you come here from curiosity! R. V. [slightly deaf)—No, sir, I eanie from Staten Island. —Revivalist—You don't under stand me. Did you come from cu riosity aloue ! R. V.—Yes eanie alone—the old woman's got corns, and had to stay borne. ( Rivivalist [rather impatiently) —No, no, my good sir; what brought you here to-day t R. V. (smiling)—Oh, 1 see ! j Why, the liorse car did. for du ac ho a be of of iu iu a oc of in be at is if it I Mr. Johnson. Au (fid mau with a soldier 4 s overcoat ou, and carrying a big hickory staff in his hand, entered an office on Griswold street yes terday and made some inquiries about a person aatued Johnson. He left the door wide open as he entered, and was walking across the room when the shivering oc cupant yelled oat; "Shot that door." "Did you speak to me t" inquir ed rlie ©id man, as he halted. "Yes, #ar ; I spoke to you." "What did yoa say V "I said shut that door." "Which door t" "The one behind yoa, sir. This is not a saw-mill, sir. "Did I say this was a saw-mill ! inquired the old man. "Don't you suppose I know aa office from a saw mill T" "Why don't you shut that door t" screamed the man behind the desk. "Do you want the door shat t" "Yes." "Then I will shat it. There, the door is shut. .Now, let me ask if you know a man named John son V "Yes ; a thousand of them !" '•Will yon tell me where I cau find any of them f* "No, I wou't. If I knew a mil lion Johnsons I would not tell yoa where you could find a blamed one of the lot f* "Very well, sir," said the old man as he turned to go ; "that's what I get for obliging you. Not one man in teu would have shut that door for yon." "I don't want tt shift," growled the office man. "Then, sir, I shall leave it open sir," said the old man as he weut out. And he did. A coal-scuttle went down stairs after him, but it is seldom that you can hit a inuu after lie has gut ten toet the start. —Detroit Free Press. How to Extricate a Mired AnimaL I ! An animal uu'ed in a swamp gets into a worse predicament the longer it struggles. The effort to extricate it should be made in an effective manner, so that the ani mal may not be encouraged to exhaust itself iu repeated exer tions, which are useless and only sink it deeper iu the mire. The usual method is to fasteu a rope around the «i a imat's horns or neck, aud while this is pulled by some of the assistants, others place rails beueath the body ot the ani mal for the purpose of lifting it out of the hole. The plau is some times effective, but it often is uot, and at best itisaslow, clumsy, and laborious method. The mate rials needed for the method here referred to are all that are requir ed tor a much better one. This is very simple, and two meu oan operate it, and at a pinch even oue man aloue may succeed with it. A strong stake or an iron bar is driven into the solid ground at a distance of twenty-five feet or more from the mired animal. Two short rails, about nine feet long, are tied together near the ends, so that they can he spread apart iu the form of a pair of shears, for hoisting. A long rope is fastened around the horns or neck of the animal, with sueh a knot that the loop cannot be drawn tight enough to do any injury. Too rope is cast over the ends of the rails as they are set up upon the edge of the solid grouud, and carried to the stake or crow bar beyond. The end ot the rope is fastened to a stout hand spike, leaving about a foot of the end of it free. This end is laid agaiust the bar or stake, and the other is moved around it so that the rope is wound upon it, drawing it up and with it drawing the animals out of the mire, The rope being held up by the tied rails, tends to lift the animal and make its extrication very easy.—Ex. —A West Hill boy, says the Burlington Haickeye, came in to his mother the other day with two yawning rents in his trou sers. His patieut mother sat down, after administering the necessary eouuter irritant, to repair the gar ment, and was shocked to hear her darling tell bis sister that "Mother was au old devil." "Har ry," she cried, "what did you say 1" "I didu't say uothiug.moth er." "Yes you did, Harry. You said that I was a devil. What did you uieau by that f" "Well, is't so, mother ; 'cause my Sunday school teacher told me that no body but the devil sowed tares." A green grocer—one who trusts