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m ffikdattx j&enthteL JOURNAL OF THE 9 th SENATORIAL DISTRICT Official Jonrnal of the Parish ot Lafourche and the Town of Tliibodam VOL. XXI. THIBODAUX, LA., SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27. 188(5. N11. 31. ttalie'* " E»a»i»e " Answer. Mr*. "Whistler t wlio has just n'l'n Mrs. Wiggins go down tli*» stoop in a s»nsational manner) " What in the world did you tell her, Kate?'' Kate— "You tolt rue to give her an eva aive answer, ma'am, about yer being at home, ao I just hit her in the eve and slammed the door in her fn e." . (< uliimbia .Spectator. r ' - -------------- r - --------------- . t MIRRORED LOVE. r^ •* If I had been born poor. Instead of rich. I firmly believe my life would have been much happier," said Richard Maur Rrith a sigh. Richard was sitting with a friend on a bench overlooking the sea. He would have been a remarkably handsome fellow, were it not for tin discontented expres sion which always clouded his face. On the other hand, his companion, Arthur Renmore, was a plain-looking man, with nothing to redeem his want of comeliness but a bright pair of eyes, and a winning smile. " Do you really believe what you say. or do you only make that assertion to startle?" asked Renmore in answer to his friend's remark. " I really believe that if I had been born to poverty I should bo far happier than I ]un now," remarked Richard gravely. " Then I'll show you a way out of your trouble," said Renmore with bis cheerful laugh. "Hand over your wealth to me, retaining a pound a week for yourself." , •* Your offer lo relievo me of my " TIcHo. Mr. Mauri" ing for _\ou to make a home for her. Your case is utterly different. A man without money has the satisfaction of knowing that lie is loved for himself alone." " Bah!" cried his friend contemptu ously. "You either do n«L love the girl or you are a bigger fool than I take you for. Strange how people who have no troubles w ill go out of the way to make them. Well, i am off to get some luncheon : are you coining?" , No, Richard would stay where he was. Young, rich and handsome, he was as Utterly miserable as any mortal with such advantages could be His money seemed to stand 1 tween him and happiness, and yet he wowd not have parted with it for •ny consideration. H» prized it so much that he feared it, might have the same value in the eyes of the girl he loved. Mhat if it induced her to give him her hand without her heart? - Edith Palmer was comparatively poor, wealth i cyt ■puriy kind and eonsider ate," said R ehard, unable t< repress u a smile. " I thou !• you would dr:r. • in voui horns, old . when I made th ■pr I'Kisal. What is amii . with you 1 his m n'liiug?" Richard g lied more hea vily than before. lg holes with ii s cane in tiic grog ■ i. e he liad While ' a at the seasii fallen hopeh - ly in love, but iis natural stispiei.il 1 : i r'veuted him fr >in dcclar ing his att: c llient. " Arti.ni !ie said, "bow can a wealthy niuu ever li.ri eve in the .lisini •rested at teiltii ms i a .vomun ?" " Oh." .-aid Iiis friend with a whistle, "Sits the will i that way? Iliad my sus picions. old ! ov. But you don't mean to say that you entertain such ungtMier ous ideas ! could not thin c so badly Of Susie." " Because. you know, she is only wait and he knew she loved pleasure. " No, I will not ask her to be my wife," he told himself with intense bitterness. " My money is too great a temptation for any woman to resist. She would accept my offer if she didn't love me, and I should discover it afterwards, and be wretched for life. I will leave S- as soon as possible, and try to forget her." He mid risen nowand turned his back upon the sea. Hello, Mr. Maur," said somebody at his elbow,in a clear, young voice. "Oh, is it you. Jack?" returned Rich ard. " Where are you off to now?" Jaek was Edith Palmer's brother. " I was looking for you." said Jack. "Como up to the house and see Joe, will .Vote it happened that Mnts Susie iras sitting apposite a looking-glass. you? Father says he does not like the looks of him. Do come; there is nobody at home; Edith lias gone to see Susie Brown." " All right. I'll come." returned Rich ard, relieved and yet disappointed that ho ! would not see Jack's sister. The Palmers lived in a small house I near the sea. and Jack dragged Richard I into a small mg with the doors. • Wait here look for Joe." And hedash of lus retries ei back parlor, eommunieat drawing-room by folding " he > if th Kir 'while I go and e room in search hard could utter .1 V.OI'i IV Ml The void u nan : sat d, >V,'!i ; ci one oft! -! ibbv cim lir-i. ai id re!,:; >-M* 1 5 into tiiomritt file lqure Palmer-. ?: he * !»«* Mv •;:w t in * P'j' verty of tin Iliut h:s i: on Edith. * •>:;«. V 111 u -t have aa ialiuem . I're-ci.ll; V IK* ill ';;r. : t i grow • imp.'.tienta Jack's pi'id tinge* 1 • 1 v. .is a'ooi: to go in fits ireh t. f him. \ viion to his dismay -ume one enten id the nex !. room, and i he next mumoai l ho hi ar i the sound o, voices. " I an so r\ ad I j u, a'le.l volt 1 come hard. : w: t 1 ! mo.' " ■ -.1 was * I'.!:'.' Palmer wh o son ke— ] [ .JO' aid have fei; so dull iili by nr -self." " I am v erv gj ad 1 o ame. said Susie, for he instantly • recognized the voice as belonging to Arthur Ren more's sweet heart. "What on earth is the matter with you. dear? You are not the girl you were." •• There is nothing the matter with me." cried Edith, and to prove it she burst into tears. " Don't cry/* said Susie, wiping away the bright iln>ps with her own little lace handkerdi lief. "I do belie ve you have some secret you are keeping from me. Have you seen Mr. Maur lately?" she added abruptly. " Do you think I am erying about Mr. Maur?" asked Edith, coloring with anger "I don't know, I am sure." returned Susie. "I could cry if I was in your place. The man ought to propose after all the attention he used to pay you." "Susie!" " Don't look so cross," eried her friend. "You know it is true. He did take up your time, and led people to believe he was serious. It is shameful of a man to treat h girl as lie has treated you." Now. it happened that Miss Susie was sitting opposite a looking-glass, and hap pening to lift her eves, she suw Mr. Richard peering in upon them. As he sat looking earnestly into .the mirror, a plot was being formed iu that shrewd head ol' hers. Her own engagement was such a happy one, in spite of its length for she had been engaged eight years, and had Iwo 1 more to wait before Arthur would be in a position to marry—that she longed for her friend to experience the same happl- , ness. Perhaps a few judicious words might bring the laggard in love to the; point. She hoped so. for he had cer tainly looked very affectionately at thai back of her friend's head. 'j She felt strongly inclined to Indulge in a tit of laughter, but she resisted the im pulse, feeling that it would spoil all. She resolutely averted her eyes from Rich ard's reflection, after satisfying herself that he was waiting eargerlv to hear what else they had to say, and said, in a preternaturally solemn voice; , f " Edith, I do believe you love the man." ■ The words almost caused Richard to betray himseif. He trembled like a leaf. lor on Editli s next wot us depended tiio joy or misery of a lifetime. There was a deep silence for a few minutes, and then Susie lifted her friend's head and looked at tier tear-stained face, which was suffused wit h Mushes. "It is but too true." said Edith. " I do love hint. You have discovered my secret, and I know that you will not bc 1 tray it. I would die with shame if he knew I had given my love unasked." •* But, Edith, tie loves you, ' said Susie, coloring at her friend's words, fm she could see delight in Richard's eyes us he listened to Edith's avowal, '' He loves upelf" died Edith, almost And Richard pushed open the folding doors and caught Edith in his arms. contemptuously. " Why, Susie, he might marry anybody with his wealth and position." "Bother his wealth!" cried Susie. " You don't love him for his wealth." " Heaven knows I don't!'' said Edith. " If lie were to lose all his money it would make no difference to me." " My darling! " And Richard pushed open the folding doors atid caught Edith in his arms, while Susie discreetly retired to the next room, and took up a book, leaving the ardent lover to make his own excuse for playing eavesdropper. " Why, Mr. Maur,' cried Jack, dashing into the room. "Why, where is he, Susie? I left him here just now." He is engaged," said Susie demurely. " Why. what's the matter. Jack?" The boy walked over to the window and stood with his hands in his pockets, whistling: but there was a suspicious moisture in his bright eyes, and Susie anxiously repeated her cpiestion. " Father lias had Joe shot." he said. " He was sullen and fidgety : but I knew Mr. Maur would have put him rigiit if he hud seen him. Poor old Joe!" " Don't grieve. Jack," said Susie, putting her hand on his arm. "You've lost your dog. but you've found a brother in-law." "What?" cried Jack; "is it true? Where are they? Let me go to them." Susie smiled and sighed as she fol lowed him into the presence of the happy lovers. But her own happiness was not so far off as she thought, for. Arthur coming into an unexpected legacy, insisted that it should be a double wedding, anil in this he was aided and abetted by Edith and Richard. "To think that all my happiness is owing to these folding-doors," cried Richard to his friend. "And Susie's diplomacy," muttered Arthur. "What?" asked Richard inquiringly. " Nothing," returned Arthur. "We are two lucky fellows, old boy !" " Indeed we are," said Richard. And up to the present time neither of them has had cause to alter his opinion. " Would I Bo a Grasshopper?" A little three-year-old, the young hopeful of an estimable lady an Piety Hill, in Salem, is just beginning to verge into the period of childish investigation, doubt, and inquiry. The little fellow had heard the words " grass widow," and hastened to in quire their meaning of his mother. By the way of illustration she told him that if his father should run away and leave her alone without any cause, then she would be a grass widow. The future senator looked up in bis mother's face and said : "Then what'd I be? Would I be a grasshopper?'' Johnnie Keeps His Eyes Open* ' Little Johnnie's big sister is entvtaining Mr. Kkibbers, and thinks she can get along without Johnnie's assistance, so she pats the little ono on the head and says ; " Como, little pet, it is time your eves were closed in sleep." "Guess not,"says Johnnie ; " mothertold me to keep my eyes open when you and Mr. Slubbers were together." A -_-___ -_-___ ) A Permanent Care. "Ah, doctor, you have made a permanent eure." " Yes, I always cure every one I take hold of; never lost a case in my life." "Yes, doctor, your patient is very well cured indeed; she's dead." "Ah, humph! Well, you know we can only assist nature." . . | I | j NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM and NERVOUS HEADACHE TONliA is n product of the Tonga or Friendly Am convinced, after testing it, that Tono.vlinb I slands, where it has long been used as a val- possesses decided and marked curative properties uable rernedv bv the natives. ,n Kheumatic Neuralgia, and also in MuscularKhea •YSw CvCvWwO a compound of Tonga with coles, M. D„ St. Louis, Ma 0 v V\vXvVWWn other ingredients whose cur- "? VG tested Tongaldte in several cases of Non* stive properties have been thoroughly tested.; ral * ,a - U ^VSenuwwKm. It contains no Opium or Morphine J. n. paoe. m. d . vandercouis. m, FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. PRICE ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE. A. A. MELL5ER, Sola Proprietor, 70» and 711 WASHINGTON AVENGE. ST UlVlA Old Terms in Carving. The following is taken from an old book published in 1508 and printed by Wvnkyn de YVorde. The work bears the title of "The Book of Kervinge" and shows some of the dishes that were fancied by our ancestors of three cen turies ago; The terms of the carver be as here fol lowetli: Break that deer; lesche that brawn; rear that goose; lift that swan; sauce that capon; spoil that hen; frusche that chicken; unbrace that mallard; unlace that coney; dismem ber that heron; display that crane; dis figure that peacock; unjoint that bit tern; untaclie that curlew; alaye that felande; wing that partridge; wing that quail; mine that plover; thigh that pigeon; border that pasty; thigh that woodcock; thigh c'l man ner of small birds; timber that lire; tire that egg; chine that salmon; string that lamprey; splat that pike; sauce that plaice; tusk that barbel; culpon that trout; fin that chevin; tr&a Bene that cel; tranch that sturgeon; undertranch that porpoise; tame that crab; barb that lobster. And her* endetli the goodly terms of carving. Reucbing the North Pole. Sooner or later then orth pole will bo reached and the geographical and physical phenomena of the region marked upon our maps. No one can foretell what benefits may follow from a successful polar expedition, what new scientific laws it uuiy unfold, or what new light it may shed on our present imperfect knowledge of life in high altitudes. U hen Galvani and Volta were w at riling the twitching legs of a frog. ns two pieces of metal were made to touch the nerve, the great scholars and philosophers of the day saw in the discovery only an amusing toy. The contemplation of a single discovery like theirs is sufficient to combat the idea that no important ben elit can arise from the discovery of the north pole.— E.r-Slate Geologist Cox, of In itana. L'hronic Catarrh. C. \V. Mellier, of 406 South Fourth street, St. Louis, is twenty years of age. ami lias been a sufferer from chronic catarrh, which had become quite offen sive. When he came to Dr. Hartman, two months ago, he was told it would take six months to cure him. But he has pro gressed beyond all expectations, and nearly all signs of the disea-e have dis appeared. Before being treated lie could not breathe out of the nose, and now he has perfect control of the nasal organ. Peri n a did the business. James Dunn, of 1310 Gay street, St. Louis, has suffered from catarrh since 1S70. The gentleman told the reporter ti-.e following straightforward story of i.is case. " I took the disease in Mem phis. It commenced in my head and extended to my throat, and a bad cough followed. I went to a number of phy sicians, and they told me my trouble was liver disease, and one said it was palpita tion of the heart that caused the cough. For the last year I have been practically worthless. I could not ascend a flight of stairs without suffering from shortness of breath and fast heating of the heart, and my appetite was very defective. After eating I often coughed so hard that i would throw up everything in my stom ach. I could not walk any distance with out panting. Five weeks ago I went under the care of Dr. Hartman, and now my cough has disappeared and I feel like a new man." Peruna was his treat ment. Next came George Sauerbaum, residing at 1929 Carr street, St. Louis, who is an old patient of Dr. Hartman. He stated that he had suffered most intensely from chronic catarrh of the head and lungs, but is now almost cured, his lungs being en tirely well and his head greatly improved. The gratitude of this gentleman was almost boundless, and he expressed it to the reporter in the strongest terms, say ing " Peruna will cure any disease." I. P. Dukehart, of Cumberland, Md., superintendent B. & O. R. R. Co's Hotels (conductor on the Baltimore & Ohio Rail road for twenty-eight years, and previous ly a druggist), writes: " Dr. S. B. Hart man ti Co., Columbus, O. I have used but one bottle of Peruna between myself and son. 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