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LOCAL NEW8. Beys, look out for leap year, and fight shy of hold young maidens. "It is a holy and wholesome thought" _for girls to remember that leap year gets in to-morrow. The roads continue very muddy and bad, ami very few country people hare been able to come to town this week. We got a "whack" of the tail end of a blizzard this week that made us thank our stars we were not born in a colder climate. Sweethearts must not wish their beaux a happy new year with too much fervor, lest the brutes should have leap year suspicions about it. During the heavy wind of last Tues day night, one of the ornamental shade trees of the courthouse yard was uprooted. Fortunately, it can be replanted. Mr. L. Kraemer is having another cottage built on bis lot on lower Canal street. Mr. Kraemer has a good deal <rf push and energy about him and we would like to see him acquire property in our town. As we go to press we learn that the town of Houma has been laid in ashes. Ths report is that 120 houses have been burned. We trust this is an ex aggeration. We will give full parti culars in next issue. The Sentinel wishes all its many readers a happy new year. May the blessings ef the Lord descend into •very household iu the land and peace and contentment abide with all the members thereof the whole year round. The complaint among planters this year is that the crop is too large. The average of cane was so extensive that it taxed the mills to their utmost ca pacity to manufacture the crop into sugar. The degree of M. P. (Master of Pies) has been conferred on Miss Ellen Smith, in the St. Alban's Cooking Col lege. We have a considerable num ber of young ladies here who would be eligible to that degree. Our foreman hied himself to the Crescent.City last Saturday to partici pate in the Christmas festivities among his relatives and friends and partake of the traditional bird. We are glad to learn that Fred lias had a rousing good time of it. A few of our society young men got up an impromptu dance last Tuesday •veuing at Protector Hall iu honor of the Misses Himel, now visiting Miss Roth, the charming daughter of our popular and esteemed fellow-citizen, Mr. E. N. Roth. The Misses Himel are two amiable daughters of our sister parish of As •umption, and we are glad to see our young gallants exerting themselves to make their stay among ub a pleasant and agreeable one. Keep it up, boys. Last Sunday evening on the arrival of the train, the good people of our town were startled by the strange and .grating noise of fog horns and other horns of less degree, proceeding from the direction of the railroad depot. Our citizens about Main street looked inquiringly at each other and were about to resort to arms for our defense, thinking that an army was invading the town. But their fears were soon relieved. Gradually the blare of the tin horns and the measured tramp of footsteps were heard coming down Main Street, when lo and behold! it was discovered that #ur worthy Mayor, | Col. Moore, had fallen a captive into the hands of a mob of nrchins of all degrees and all ages from 6 years up wards, all armed with crazy horns, and blowing at our gallant official for all their worth. The boys were clamor ing for the repeal of the obnoxious fire-cracker ordinance. The Mayor tried to compromise the matter, but it was "no go;"—"toot, toot, toot." The Mayor finally capitulated and the boys were happy. That night they serena ded the Mayor and several prominent citizens. The history ef Louisiana records "The Petticoat Insurrection the future historian of Thibodaux will have to chronicle the "Insurrection of -the Kids." Hurrah for young America. i "UNCLE SAM," Died. —In Thibodaux, La., on Satur day, Dec. 17,1887, Sam Hodges, aged 80 years. The deceased was a colored man who was born in Tennessee. At the age of 15 he was taken into Mississippi and after some years was brought to Louisiana and purchased by the late Wm. A, Shaffer, for whom he was a faithful and devoted servant, and of whom he always spoke in teiins of affection, and whom he frequently vis ited of late years. Since his emanci pation he has been a resident of this town and was universally known as "Uncle Sam." He earned his subsis tence by sawing wood and doing other light jobs that his friends gave him, and was frequently left as the guardian of houses of various persons during their absence, and always proved faith ful to the trust reposed in him. "Uncle Sam" was an honest, just, kind hearted man, and whilst he would not spend his money for Iub own comfort, he wonld loan or give it to others, whose necessities seemed to him to demand it. At a good old age he has passed away. Friends gave him a decent burial in the cemetery of the people of his race, and, under the clods of the valley he rests quietly, leaving behind none but pleasant me mories. Miss Phoebe Cousins, the ex-U. S. Marshal of Missouri, announces herself as t'-e candidate of the Prohibition party for the exalted office of President of the United States. If Miss Cousins wants to become mistress of the White Honse, she had better bide her time and aet her cap for the next bachelor President of Uncle Sam's household. That's the surest way, Phosbs. "I want to see a split in your party, so if yon fail to do your duty the Re publicans will throw you out." Yes, and no doubt a good many other Republicans, who are not so "outspoken and bold" as Col. Wright, ex-Kellogg supervisor of registration, entertain the same sentiments towards the Democratic party. They do "want to see a split in our party"—which ac counts for their zeal and ardor in be half of the Reform cause. The effu sive pat on the Reformer's back, with the encouraging "go it, old boy," is not the offspring of pure disinterested love and friendship for the "maimed hero and soldier." It finds its inspira tion in the thought, "I want to see a split in your (Democratic) party. What He Discovered. A handsomely dressed young woman entered a crowded street car, A long whiskered old fellow, wearing a dingy slouch hat and a suit of homespun clothes, got up and said : "Miss, take my seat. I don't look as well as these gentlemen"—nodding at several men—"but I've diskivered that I've got more politeness." The yonng woman sat down without thanking the old fellow; and, slyly winking at a young woman whom she knew, whispered: "How do you like my gallant coun try hoosier * Don't you think he would cut quite a figure iu a dime museum V' "Miss," said the old fellow, with a smile which cleaily bespoke his uncon sciousness of the unlady-like ridicule, "I b'lieve I left my pocket-book thar on that seat. Will you please get up a rninit 7" The young woman got up. The old fellow sat down, and stroking his whiskers remarked: "B'leve I'll jest keep oa a seedin' here, miss. I stood up so much at the dime museum just now that I'm sorter tired. I've got a leetle more politeness than these here gentlemen, but I've diskivered that I ain't got nigh so much sense."— Arkansaw Traveler. Of No Use to Him. Customer (getting measured)—How tuueh are tliese trousers going to cost me? Tailor—Twenty-two dollars, sir, How many pockets do you want in them ? Customer—None. I won't need any pockets after I've pawl for the trousers. —New York San. Regular customer (disposed to be fa cetious)—I guess you will have to trust me for the paper until to-morrow." Clerk—"O, that's all right, sir." Cu*tomerj-"But suppose I was to be killed between now and to-morrow V Clerk—"Well, the loss wonld not be much, six ."—Philadelphia Ledger. Spirit of the State Press. A FARCE. The primary election in the second ward is simply a farce. Men who have been residents of other wards and reg istered in those wards were allowed to vote by th* Nicholls commissioners. A man who has been in Baton Rouge but four days was permitted to vote, and well-known registered citizens who voted at the last congressional election, were kept from voting—one of them, Mr. Hopkins, is a delegate on the McEnery ticket. Mr. Pat Conley, who haB been a voter and a resident of the second ward for many years, was kept from voting on the plea that he works on a place below town. The commissioners were chosen this morn ing at the polls.— Capitolkm-Advocate. UNDEMOCRATIC. The executive committee of East Baton Rouge wants a lease of power, under the call of said body. They dic tate to the people of that parish with an assumption of authority that smacks of the big "I" and the little "u." The people in convention are all-powerful, and have a right to change commit , i toes as they see fit; but this East Ba ' ton Rouge committee seem determined j to perpetuate their power, if possible, by not allowing the convention to ap point any other. We will bet a Christ mas cigar that this assumption will re ceive the rebuke it justly deserves at the hands of the good Democrats of East Baton Rouge.—Robeline Eeporter. A QUEER INDIVIDUAL. Mr. J, S. Sittoon, chairman of the parish executive committee of Living ston, is, to say the least of him, a queer individual. Sometime ago he called a mass meeting of the people of the "free State" to elect delegates to the State convention. Upon the assembling of the people in their sovereign capacity it was found that the McEneryites were in a majority. Accordingly the supporters of the administration, un der call of the executive committee, proceeded to elect their delegation. Chairman Sittoon, who is a Nicholls man, teeing that his friends were in the minority, thereupon "dissolved" the mass meeting and issued a call for a primary election to be held on the 31st inst. If defeated in the primary election, we presume, Mr. Sittoon and his friends will issue a call for another mass meeting.— Sugar Planter. UNDER THE CONTROL OF TUK CITY BING. Gen. Nieholls to-day, though he claims that it is not of his choice and that he does not wish to be governor of the State, is soliciting the support of the people to elect him as a Reform governor. It is evident that there is a ring iu the city of New Orleans, and that this ring is composed of Messrs. Fitzpatrick, Mealey, Davey and Duffy, known as the "Big Four." It is also evident that Gen. Nicliolls' friends, if not himself in person, have made an alliance with these parties, and that he is bonad to uphold and support the as pirations ot these bosses. It is clear to every thinking mind that Gen. Ni cholls is under the complete control of this ring. He has been repeatedly asked the questioiftiy a, number of the city papers: "Will Gen. Nicholls sin cerely and unreservedly repudiate the Big Four?" "Will Gen. Nicholls, should he be elected governor, appoint to public office in the city of New Or leans the Big Four, in case they are not elected by the people ? " The questions aud many similar ones propounded to the General have notSyefc been answered. Can he afford not to answer them t If lie tails to answer them how can he say to the people he is a genuine reformer ? If he fails to throw of this octopns he proves conclusively to every thinking mind that he is held by its tnmdes, and is, therefore, powerless, thus prov ing that as a reformer he is u failure.— Lake Charles Echo. A REFORM CONTEST. The Nicholls men had mapped out thei^yonrse under the leadership aud guidance of au avowed Republican, an ardent supporter of Blaine aud Logan in the last campaign for President, and would not deviate from that course one jot or tittle. The line of policy adopted, if we can judge from the transpiring event.--, was to refuse to act with the regular convention, but to meet in a rear room of a saloon, "we six," pass resolutions prepared for them by their Republican leader, and appoint a Nicliolls delegation to the State Convention, this delegation to go before the State organization as con Mtants. The regular convention in which thirty-eight delegates were assembled, after repeated adjournment for the purpose of endeavoring to induce the absent six to come into the meeting and participate in the deliberations, then proceeded to regular business. Mr. P. P.Holland, of Black River, a Nicliolls delegate from the tenth waul, and a prominent citizen of his neigh borhood, expressed himself as being thoroughly disgusted at the action of the little Nicliolls coterie, headed by their Republican leader, Col. Geo. L. Walton, that refused to participate in the -parish convention last Monday. Like all true Democrats, Mr. Holland regards their action as disruptive and revolutionary, and thinks that they evinced a spirit adverse to the interests and wishes of every genuine advocate of Democracy in Concordia parish.— Concordia Sentinel. The Verdict Unanimous. W. D. Suit, Druggist, Bippus, Ind., testifies; "I can recommend Electric Bitters as the very best remedy. Ev ery bottle sold has given relief in every case. One man took six bottles, and was cured of Rheumatism of 10 vears' standing." Abraham Hare, |^druggist. Bell ville, Ohio, affirms: "The best selling medicine I have •ver hand led in my 20 .years' experience, is Electric Bitters." Thousands of others have added their testimony, so that the verdict is unanimous that Electric Bit ters do cure all diseases of the Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only a half dollar a bottle at Thibodaux Drug Store. An Astonished Literary Critic. A novel writer of my acquaintance some years ago was writing short sto ries for a New York magazine, and was on very intimate terms with the editor and owner.- The latter was a bright, enterprising fellow, somewhat conceited and imbued witty the belief thathe was bom to shine in the literary firmament. One day he handed a manuscript to the novelist with the remark that it was the first production of a beginner in story_ writing aud he should like an impartial opinion of its merits. The novelist took it and read it, though it was very tough reading. He returned it to the editor, saying : "It is a veiy crude affair, not worth printing, in my judgement, but there are gleams of reason in it at rare intervals. I should say that the author might have been declared sane, though I have my doubts about that." A month later "the .very crude af fair appeared in rhe New York maga zine, subscribed with the name of the editor and proprietor. But he was generous; he never ifientioned the sub ject to his crude critic, but treated him even more kindly than before.— Pitts burgh Dispatch. Real Neighborly The family had just moved into the neighborhood, and their social status had not yet been defined, when a small boy appeared at the nearest houss aud politely said: "Ma's complerments, an' ken yar loan her a fryin' pan ?" The frying pan was dnly loaned, and in a few moments back came the boy. 'Ma's complerments,—kin yer let her liev a pound of pork to grease the pan?" After some deliberation the pork was given and the neighbors were re hearsing the circumstance when again the small boy: "Ma's complermsnts, an' hev yer a sup of tea to wash down the pork ?" But they drew the line at tea.—De troit Free Press. The indications are that the tax on tobacco will be abolished in spito of the recommendation si the President to the contrary. There is little pros pect that the. protected industries will be ult'ectod by tiny scheme of tariff' re visien. We consider sugar as perfect ly safe at the bauds of the Democrats. A "Burial Reform Association" has been formed iu New York, with a view of lessening the abuses that have long prevailed in connection with funerals. This is a move iu the right direction for it has long been recognized that too much extravagant:* was manifested in funeral arrangements. This is au age of celebrations. It is now proposed to celebrate the centen nial of the United States Constitution in 1889. A bill has been introduced iu the Senate by Senator Eustis, pro-, riding for an appropriation of $303, : 000, or as much thereof aa may l>e ne cessary to meet all expenses. For Toilet Use. 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