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ft. pittflrj) g f moerat J. Vf. JACKSON, Publisher. opelousab. TiOTTISTATJA A HEROINE, AFTER ALL. She had read of heroines far away, Of wonderful deeds that girls had done, And wished that she were as brave as they Who such an amount of praise had won. There was naught she could do to gain renown, No chance for a commonplace girl like her; Tot a blizzard never had reached the town, Nor any thing else that made a stir. She had often read of Joan of Arc, And in spirit followed the daring maid. And wondered if she was scared at the dark, Or of ghosts and goblins had been afraid When she was a child. And wag it true That angels came to her in a trance, And told her exactly what to do For her honor, and the glory and good of France? And Amy sighed ; and she said: "Tis well That I lead an easy and quiet life. ■With nothing that's likely to compel My taking part in such active strife; For I faint away at the sight of blood; Would run a mile to avoid a cow ; And at thought of the terrors of fire and flood Am ready to go in hysterics now. **1 am only brave in my dreams; and then To accomplish my purpose X never fail, But rush to the charge with valiant men And a heart that scofSs at a coat-of-mail. What plans I make ! and what deeds I do ! . King Arthur himself had no grander schemes, Nor ever more glorious triumphs knew Than I—in my rapturous girlish dreams." That night came a wild, fierce cry of "Fire!" And Amy sprang from her couch with scream, For the flames about her were drawing nigher And seemed at first like a horrid dream. The stairs were ablaze! and below them stood Her mother—the young babe in her arms— And she looked as only a mother could Whose heart was tortured with vague alarms. She strove to speak but her lips were dumb; She tried to move—but she could not stir; Oh, why should horror her strength benumb, And at this moment so cripple her? There—above—in an inner room— Her children slept, while the flames rose higher; Naught could avert their fearful doom; And between her and them was this wall of fire! Quick as a flash did Amy speed To the bed where nestled each tiny elf; Strength was given for the hour of need. She had no time to think of herself, But seizing each, with a loving kiss She hushed their fears, and then hurled them so Over the fiery red abyss That they were caught by the men below. Then Amy stood at the head of the stair Alone and pallid—but not with fright ; And she looked like an angel standing there Crowned with a halo of dazzling'light. She did not know that they called her name, Nor heard them shrieking: "Jump ! Jump this way!" Her gaze was fixed on the lurid flame, And she knew 'twas fatal to long delay. So over the chasm with flying leap Did Amy go into outstretched hands That were eager the hungry flames to keep From leaving their mark on these precious brands, Plucked from the burning. And oh, what bliss To gaze once more on her mother's face, To be rewarded with kiss on kiss When closely held in her fond embrace ! From the noisy plaudits she shrank dismayed, With a feeling that her deserts were small; 'Twas but an impulse that she obeyed; Yet she was a heroine, after all, And had learned the lesson, that from above Is strength imparted for all our needs. And that even a child with a heart of love May astonish the world with its mighty —Josephine Pollard, in JV, K Indep <indent. A SCOUT'S STORY. His Fearful Bide Among Hostile and Blood-Thirsty Indians. On the 14th of April, 1867, I left Fort Hays, Kas., to carry a note to the men at Lookout Station, nineteen miles away, telling them to beware of In dians. The red devils had cut loose all along the Smoky Hill route, and were thirsting for blood. All the stage sta tions, with one or two exceptions, were prepared for Indian attacks. That is, each station was garrisoned by three men, armed with the best weapons, and the building was bullet-proof. As a further security the men dug for them selves a circular hole in the ground, covered it with timber and earth, and by firing from the loopholes could stand ©ff any number of Indians. This dug out had an underground passage from the stable, and was always stocked with water and food. Lookout Station was one of the exceptions. . Why a dugout had not been provided I don't now recollect, but it was because of this negligence that I was sent out from the fort. I was then in Government service as a scout, and was paid for carrying my scalp to any point convenient for the Indians to take it. Within fifty miles of Fort Hays there was at least one thousand Sioux and Cheyennes on the warpath. Between the fort and Lookout Station I might encounter a hundred. On that day thirty warriors had come within five miles of the post, and indulged in yells of defiance. I left the fort soon after dark, mount ed on a genuine Mexican mustang and armed with a sixteen-shooter and a re volver. While the direct route w; bad enough for any traveler, I had 1 plan for a worse one. My only hope of getting through would be to avoid the traveled line. I got well away, and then took my bearings to keep a route about five miles to the left of the stage road. This would take me over some very bad pieces of country, but prudence commanded this policy, knew when I set out that it would be all night in the saddle, as the ground would be too broken to permit of a fast pace, and up to midnight, when I had made a distance of ten miles in the right direction, the mustang had scarcely broken his walk. It came on pretty dark, with ugly clouds driving across the sky, and every few minutes there was a gust of wind which had a w arning in it. While all my senses were keen and alert, I depended much on my horse. He had campaigned in Mexico, and would be the first to de tect "signs." It was about midnight when he suddenly stopped dead still of and tnrevv up his head. That meant Indians. The next minute was an hour long. Then came a gust of wind, singing and sighing over the barren plains, and it brought to my ear the footfalls of horses. They came from the direction I was headed, and would pass very near me. No two dangers have the same situation. It might have been a good plan to dismount and lead my ani mal to the right or left. I judged it best to dismount and remain perfectly quiet. All men who have studied the Indian-will tell you that his eye is quick to detect a moving object and that his sense of hearing is wonderfully acute. Even in the darkness they might see us moving, and if the horse's foot struck a stone the sound would cer tainly reach them. The company of the mustang was better than that of the oldest scout on the plains. I stood with one hand on his neck, and he was as firm as a rock. He realized the peril as fully as I did, and 1 believe he reasoned something like this: "Those persons who are approach ing are Indians. The slightest noise will betray us. We must remain per fectly quiet, in hopes they will pass. If discovered, we will run for it." In two minutes after receiving the first alarm the first Indian was up with us, and not over thirty feet away. They were not riding in single file, but by twos, threes and fours, with the evident purpose of making as broad a trail as possible. I could see every pony and warrior, and every instant I expected to see some movement to prove that we were discovered. The ponies were on the walk, and there were forty-two Indians in the band. I believe they were four or live minutes in passing, and during every second of this time, if my horse had lifted a foot, champed his bit, or flung his head, the sound would have betrayed us. It did not seem possible that we were thus to escape, and when the band had finally disappeared in the darkness, 1 was not certain but there was some trick be hind it. I climbed softly into the saddle, and let the mustang pick his own way, and it was a full half hour before I was satisfied that we were not followed. We soon got into a very bad spot, cut up in all directions with gullies and washouts, and our progress was slow, The mustang naturally picked for the best route, and about an hour before daylight I suddenly discovered that w were on the stage road. There wer no coaches running then except at long intervals, when a strong escort could be had, while the Indians were riding over the route at all hours. I dared not travel it, but pulled off to the left again, and as a consequence daylight came while I was yet a mile ana a half from the station. It was not yet fully light, and I was settling myself in the saddle for a gallop to the station, when heard the yells of Indians in that direction. That settled it. They were there before me, and my peril was now far greater than that of the men I start ed out to save. They were three in number, and had the shelter of a stout log hut. I was alone and on the open plains. To have pushed on meant the loss of my scalp ; to attempt to return to Fort Hays meant the same thing. I had only a couple of minutes to think, and there was only one chance of escape. There was a big washout close at hand, and I led the mustang into it, and made him lie down. When I sat down beside him we were con cealed from the sight of any one pass ing a quarter of a mile away, and there we must put in the day without food or water. I hadn't brought so much as a mouthful of meat with me, depending on reaching the station by daylight, and there wasn't a drop of water with in a mile of us. We were scarcely set tled down before the station was vigor ously attacked, and I estimated the number of Indians to be not less than fifty. The three men were not sur prised, though they had but slight warning. They were provided with 8ixteen-shooters and revolvers, and they returned the fire with vigor. The Indians must have know that this station was not provided with a dugout, for they had come prepared to burn it. The forage for the stage horses had to be kept within, and its inflammable nature gave the savages a pointer to work on. It was an un fortunate thing, also, that the lay of the ground gave them cover to creep up within bow-shot. For three or four hours there was scarcely a lull in the firing, and during the time, as was afterward ascertained, four or five Indians were killed and a still larger number wounded. When the red skins realized that the hut could be defended against their rifles they sent men forward with prepared arrows, and in the course of half an hour fired the building. Then their yells were terrific. I could have seen them by climbing tj* the edge of the washout, but I ft*kred\ ? leave the musiç up h; flames tool circle abo" death within pected that when the heat orders were issuel alone. The three sKDvv wha Th yen cooped after the îidians formed and it was It was ex en would rush forth me unbearable, and seek to take them alive. A Dog Soldier or Cheyenne who was there' told me Afterward that was planned to capture at least one of the three and save him for torture. The white men knew the fate in store for them, and they died game. They kept up their fire from the loop-holes long as possible, and then yielded their lives to the flames rather than be taken. Their bodies were burned to a criap. The wind blew the smoke toward me. and I could figure pretty cloäely on what was going on. About noon the Indians prepared to retreat, and now a most curious thing happened. The mustang had been very quiet, lying on his side, and scarcely moving a leg. I sat by his head, knife in hand, and fully determined to cut his throat if he attempted to get up. I sat facing the West, and all at once heard the gallop of a horse. Next moment an Indian warrior appeared to view. He turned to the right to avoid the sink, half encircled me, and disappeared in the east. I saw him look me full in in the face, but he came and went so suddenly that I was dumb with astonishment. I .supposed I was dis covered, but the thud of his pony's feet grew fainter, and finally died away in the east. With rifle in hand I crept to the top of the sink, and I could see the savage a mile away, riding to join a small band. I stood looking after him, head and shoulders above the sink, when seven other Indians, com ing from the west, passed me not over twenty rods away. My heart stood still for the moment, for it seemed that all were looking straight at me, but they galloped on after the others and left me undisturbed. Several year later I met the one who almost rode into the sink. His name was Man Afraid-of-the-Water, and he assured me in the most solemn manner that I must have been dreaming, as he would have been certain to see even a rabbit in the washout. I also met one of the other warriors, and he had the polite ness to hint that I must have been drunk. Still, every thing happened just as I have described. I gave the Indians an hour to get out of sight, and then abandoned the sink and rode down to the station. The house was still burning, and at that time, as I could see nothing of the men, I supposed they had been carried off. After I left several settler reached the spot, found the bodies and gave them burial. My mission was accomplished, and my orders were to return to the fort. Between me and the post was a full band of blood thirsty Indians, and an attempt at progress in the day time was fool hardy. I secured water for myself and the mustang, and then struck off to the north for a mile and descended into dry gulch filled with sage brush Here was pretty fail- shelter if we lav close, but I had not been there fiv minutes when I discovered the corpses of four Indians, all still warm, who had been killed in the fight. No at tempt had been made to bury them but they were rolled under the bushes legs straightened out, arms folded across the breast, and all* their weapons left with them. In inspect ing their rifles, which were new, I made the discovery that the maker of the weapons wanted to accommodate the savages without doing the white folks any particular injury. The front sights were so far out of true with the hind sights that no one could have hit a cow ten yards off. Each one of the Indians had received a ball in the breast, and each one was of middle age. I made a bundle of their weapons to carry to the fort, and although four corpses are not pleasant company to one in hiding, I was obliged to put up with them for the rest of the day. Just before sunset seven Indians passed on the stage road going west, and from the terrific pace of their ponies I had judged they were after a re-enforcement. As soon as night had fairly set in I led the mustang out of the ravine and mounted and set off, not daring to go near water for fear of an ambush. I planned to keep to the left of the road about a mile, and I got along without incident until about midnight. I was then riding at a lope, using eyes and ears to the best advan tage, when the mustang suddenly stopped. It could mean only one thing. I slid out of the saddle and put my ear to the ground, and after a min ute I heard human footsteps. They came from the east, and I knew they were made by a white man having boot-; or shoes on. I stood at the mus tang's head, when, out of the gloom of midnight, a human figure walked di rectly up to us. I was satisfied that he was white, and uttered a hist! which halted him scarcely five feet away. He uttered a groan as he came to a stop, and I softly inquired: "White or red?" ''White!" he eagerly answered. "Then come on." It was a settler named George Rob inson, whose wife and children had been butchered and his buildings burned. He himself had been wounded by Indian bullets in the hand and shoulder, and had been three days try ing to get to Fort Hays. Pain and fright had so unnerved him that he had lost his bearings, and had the fort been only a mile away he would have missed it. He was suffering from hunger and thirst as well as his hurts. We soon found water in a hole, and I spent half an hour getting him in shape to ride. Then I took the lead and he followed on the mustang, and I kept a pace which brought us to the post just after sunrise. We did not see nor hear any thing to alarm us on the way. A log came on just before daylight, a:idhung thickly over the country until after sunrise. W e made the last three mites under the cover of this fog, and as we reached the sentinel and were chal lenged the corporal who came hurry ing up gasped out: "Good heavens! But how did you do it?" "What?" "Why, there are two hundred red skins around us!" The fog had no sooner lifted than the savages were seen riding about, taunt ing and defying us. We had come through their Lues unharmed, never suspecting how close we were to capt ure and death.— N. Y. Sun. HABITS OF TIGERS. Some of (lie IVruli; ■ »entities <1 One very curiou in which the tigrc ir Way« of the Striped f the Jungle. s point is the method *ss teaches her cubs to kill. This she does by disabling the animal attacked so that it can* not make its escape from the cubs, who then complete the work. Mr. Inverar ity himself witnessed a scene of this kind, or at least came on the spot just after it had been enacted, and when the marks were so fresh as to admit of the whole story being read at a glance. An old bull nilgai had been the victim, and the tigress had disabled him by breaking one of his right fore-legs just below the knee. She never touched his throat, the usual place of seizing, but allowed the cubs to mangle the disabled brute. Mr. Inverarity frightened the three tigers from the carcass and secured a photograph of it in its then condition, showing how the throat had not been lacerated. He got a second photograph next day, after the tigress and her brood had again visited the spot and completed their meal. In the end he succeeded in shooting the tigress and one of her cubs. Mr. Inverarity has a number of oth er photographs, which show the ap pearance of a tiger's prey after the first meal. His experience goes to show that the animal first devours the hind-quarters, while, if tiger and tigress are together, the one eats at the hind-quai'ters and the other at the fore-quarters. Again, when a tiger has not devoured the whole carcass and returns to his kill the next night he never eats at the same place, but drags off the remains of the carcass forty or fifty yards be fore beginning operations. Therefore, sportsmen sitting over a kill tie it by the foreleg to a tree. Otherwise the tiger would creep up and be off with it without stopping a second. Mr. Inverarity has timed tigers when at their meals and has found that a full-grown tiger takes two hours' steady eating to finish the forequarters of a bullock. He dissipates the myth about the "sledge hammer stroke of the forepaw of the tiger," showing that the tiger simply clutches with his claws exactly as a man might clutch another'^ arm with his fingers. He also gives a variety of curious informa tion about the immense distances tigers wander during the night; how they keep the jungle-roads and footpaths, avoiding the more difficult, tangled undergrowth; how they are partial to a dust bath on the roads, rolling about it with evident satisfaction; how they do not like moving about in the heat of the day, as the hot ground burns the pads of their feet and makes them quite raw; and how they are sometimes discovered sitting in pools of water in the heat of the day.— Times of India. Hidden Death in Africa. Central Africa is the finest hunting country in the world. Here are the elephant, the buffalo, the lion, the leopard, the rhinoceros, the hippopot mus, the giraffe, the hyena, the eland, the zebra and endless species of small deer and antelope. Then the whole country is covered with traps to catch these animals—deep pits, with a jagged stake rising up in the middle, the whole roofed over with turf and grass, so exactly like the forest bed that only the trained eye can detect their presence. I have found myself walking uncon sciously on a narrow neck between two of these pits, when a couple of steps to either side would almost certainly have meant death. Snakes, too, and especi ally the hideous and deadly puff adder, may turn up at any moment, and in bathing, which one eagerly does at every pool, the sharpest lookout is scarcely a match for the diabolical craft of the crocodile.— Tropical Africa. An Orchestra of Convicts. The Island of Noumia has what is acknowledged to be the best orchestra in the Southern hemisphere and it is composed entirely of convicts. Its omplement averages about one hun dred and twenty pieces and the whole is under the direction of a former lead er in the grand opéra, vfc.o is "doing life time" for murder. Twice a week, Thursdays and Sundays, the band plays three hours in the public square, and all the officials and business element of the capital make use of the time and place as a sort of clearing-house for their social obligations. The band plays music of a high class, and, as in 1884, Noumia was the only place in the Southern world where Wagner's music could be heard, many music lovers came from Australia expressly to hear it.— San Francisco Call. —A Troy florist exposes some ol the tricks of his trade. He says that erle des Jardin roses are palmed off for Maréchal Niels, and that not one bi'ide in five hundred who is described as wearing orange blossoms is so fortu nate as have them. An orange flower wreath or bouquet would cost from $15 to $30; so the dealers take stephanotis blossoms, worth from $3 to $5, and ar ray the unsuspecting maiden at a lesser price but greater profit. —Mr. Kennan gives one a good idea of the enormous size of Siberia by stal ng in the Century that its terri tory would contain the United States, including Alaska, with all of the states of Europe, except Russia, and there would still be 300,000 square miles to spare. THE PRINTING STONE. Wliere It Comes From and How It Is Csed by Lithographers. S "It is not surprising to the trade," said one of a firm in Warren street, 1 dealing in lithographers' supplies, I "when a new report comes around, as it does from time to time, that supplies of lithographic stones have been dis covered in various places. There is no doubt that, such discoveries are made. A quantity of it was found in California a while ago, and then a little later some was brought here from Wyoming. It has been found in two or more places in Russia, and now I un derstand somebody claims to have dis covered some in Australia. All I can say is that the only stones we get th;it are good come from Pappenheim and Solnhof, in Bavaria. None of the others, so far as I know, have proved to be of a quality to compete with the Bavarian stone. Of course it may be found somewhere else, but I don't know that it ever has been. The American stone was found to be gritty, con taining, as it does, numerous particles of iron. "Lithographic stone seems to be the petrifaction of a particularly smooth, pure clay. It is a limestone, which accounts for its remarkable absorbent qualities. It is as hard as marble or harder, and in the locality from which it comes the streets are paved with it, and it is used for building purposes. You see, it isn't worth as much then as it is after it has been brought here and the duty paid on it. The story has been often told of the accident by which its use in printing was discov ered. You never heard it? Well, then I'll tell you, though it is a venerable chestnut, as is natural, it being an eighty-year-old. "An old cobbler in Solnhof, whose name I don't remember, used to keep his accounts, which were of the sim plests, on the smooth surface of his door-step where he used to sit in good weather. One day he was puzzled by seeing these in scriptions had been multiplied, and on investigation he found that every time he sat down in a new place he left a new impression of names and figures. The seat of his leather breeches had taken the impression of the first inscription, and he was by no means obliged to carry his accounts in his head. "The stone in jet is of two colors, yellow and blue, and of various grades. The finest blue stone in the largest pieces in jet is worth fifteen cents a pound, and a slab will sell for as much as three hundred dollars. You see the price per pound varies like the price of a diamond per carat, according to the size of the stone. The blue is the best, and is used solely for engraving. It is nearly as hard as a metal-plate. The yellow is used for color work and for transferring."— N. Y. Mail and Ex press. PAINTERS' NICKNAMES. Designations by Which Famous Artists Are Known Among: the Craft. Perhaps no class of men have been so frequently known by their nick names—for in their case the designa tions deserve no better name—as the disciples of art, especially the Italian painters. It may be that the bo hemianism of the craft, its uncon ventionally and freedom from cere mony, lends itself especially to this practice. Certain it is that many of those who know something of the names at any rate by which celebrated artists are usually known, would find their powers of recognition taxed to the utmost were they to see a catalogue of some famous gallery, the Louvre, for example, where the paint ers are all designated by their real names, and where, instead of the familiar Raphael and Titian, they must look for Santi and Veceli, and in place of Perugino and Correggio, they find Vanucci and Allegri. These may serve as specimens of two easily multi plied classes of designations; the one, to which we might add Michael Angelo and many another of lesser repute, showing the exclusive use of the Christian name long after surnames had become customary; the other, in cluding names no less famous than Da Vinci and Veronese, besides a minor host, instances of local appellations. Claude Lorraine, the great landscape painter, may be taken as an example of one of the many artists who com bine these two somewhat commonplace sources of unconventional nomenclat ure. Others inherit their names in a manner somewhat different from what is usual. Thus three names high in artistic fame reveal to us the profession of the fathers of their most celebrated bearers. The brothers Pollaiuolo, workers in metals as well as painters, were, it is general ly asserted, so called from their father 3 profession of "poulterer," which the word signifies. In view of this cir cumstance, perhaps, we may imagine that familiarity with the victims dis played in the paternal shop had some thing to do with the excelence of the quail modeled by Antonio on the bronze gate of the Florentine Baptistery, of which Vasari says "it wants nothing of life but to fly." Another family trade, Which would seem to promise little in regard to art, gave to Andrea Vanuc chi, whose perfect execution gained for him in his own day the title of "the faultless," the appellation of del Sarto (of the tailor). Tintoretto, again, is the diminutive applied in childhood to the son of Robusti, a Venetian dyer (Untore).—Chambers' Joicrnal. —An elm tree growing in the grounds of the Pennsylvania Hospital, in Phila delphia, is a scion of the famous tree under which William Penn held \h& first treaty with the Indians. WOMANLY TOUCHES. A. Merited Tribute to tlie Virtues of tha Ever Busy Housewife. It is the woman's touch in the house which marks the difference between the mere shelter and the homo. When mother and the girls are away for a few days or weeks, and the housekeep ing is left to father, the house takes on insensibly the look of neglect, which comes from the absence of the woman ly element. Utilitarianism steps to the front. Papers and books lie about. Boots and shoes are everywhere. The rooms may be cleaned periodically by some strong-armed Bridget, and they are sure to be aired and sunned, for men, bless their hearts, are sensible enough to value air and light; but the graceful arrangement of furniture, the disposition of things to the best ad vantage, belongs only to women. The average man has a contempt for such management. , W ho but a lady ever thinks of plac ing the ottoman over the worn spot in the carpet, and setting the rickety ta ble in the corner, where it will not on ly look pretty under the brackets, on which stands the pot of growing ivy, but also be out of the way of a, clumsy foot or an impetuous child. Who else orders the lights and shades, so as to throw the best of the room into relief, and the less beautiful into partial ob scurity ? \\ ho else always remembers to turn the mended side of the vase t< - ward the wall, and to keep the arm chair (which needs upholstering, but can not yet receive it) in the comforta ble back room, where the family group assembles, rather than in the statelier front parlor, which is set apart for guests? What man would take the trouble to make over an old thing, by dint of glue, and varnish, and gilt, and scrap pictures, so that out of mere rubbish one should evolve a household ornament %hd a cause for felicitation. The many make the household But only one the home. And that one, what pleasure she takes in contriving, in twisting, in planning, in economizing, in creating something out of nothing! How tri umphant she is over the little luxury which she has been Ion ging for through many weeks and has finally attained, the luxury, which would be nothing worth were it not to be shared with husband and children! Mrs. Carlyle's sofa, which she has kept her eye on for a year, and finally got into the house at a very small outlay, a sofa that cost just nothing to speak of, is a case in point. The tiny touches, when all is said, are those which give character to the room and proclaim its occupant's indi viduality. It used to be harder than it now is to hang a wreath around grim decay, when the decay was inside the door. People would have thought a woman crazy if twenty-five years ago she had pinned Japanese fans on her walls or filled vases with cat-tails and grasses, or set ginger jars in places of honor. But by this time we have found out that artistic possibilities lurk in reeds and weeds, in the marsh and the fen, and that the simplest ar ticle may be replete with beauty. And if there be a hideous patch on the kalsomining, or a spot on the wall paper, what an obligingand altogether satisfying treasure is the gayly-colored Oriental fan, itself a picture, which lends its bright hues and its dainty shape to the work, not only of conceal ing a deformity, but heightening a beauty.— Intelligencer. AN EXCURSION STORY. A Tale in Which Every Free American Citizen Is Interested. 7 a. m.—On board the train. Every body looking fresh. New bonnets, new gowns, new boots. Large crowd. Pretty girls, slim beaux, fat babies, smiling parents. Destination—neigh boring town. Occasion—picnic—Fourth of July—big affair—procession, speech, etc., etc. Band plays, bell rings, lost baby handed on board. Handkerchiefs wave. We are off. 8:30— W e stop—suddenly. Report ol train robbers. Ladies faint—gentle men do-n't—hold the door and call po lice—conductor appears—explanation —engine broke—send for another. Wait two hours—dismay—too late for dinner. Gentlemen go outside and smoke. Ladies talk. Band plays. Babies cry. Paper collars flatten out, bangs wilt. Thermometer begins tc rise. 10 a. m.—Relief train. Excursion stock goes up. Chance for dinner. Start again. 10:15—-Stop again. Resignation. Cause this time, steam gives out. Wish expressed to mob somebody. We don't do it. Too warm. Another start. 11:30—At last! We arrive. Music, flags, procession. Every body in gala attire. We join them. Thermometer continues to rise. Ditto dust; ditto carriage hire. 12 m.—At the grounds. Big jam. Demand for ice water, demand for beer, especially beer. Dinner! ! "Charge of the Light Brigade" and seventeen others. 2 p. m.—Bones, bread-crumbs, deso lation, empty tables, replete humanity. 3 p. m.—Dancing. Mercury running over. Some sit in shade and snore. Some don't—parade in grove; silly, but suits them. Ice-cream, romantics people. Result: Cholera morbus. 4 p. m.—More dancing; more mashes; more cream; more c. m. 5 p. m.—The same. 6:30 p. m.—We return; the train; all aboard; wilted banners; wilted pocket books; broken umbrellas; mixed babies; dust, cinders, smoke, lost tickets, lost digestion, headaches, backaches, bunion-aches, ice cream aches. "A splendid time!"— Detroit F ree Press.