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FELICIANA SEN TIN'L. own laws. The further you went fit your .search, the more proofs you found to conttadict the calumny which yolhad predeteriltinded to utter, and you found absolutely nothing, for nothing existed, to sustain it. fut, true, to the morality of the Returning Board, you re solved to wmake what you could not find. You took my opinion of Nov. 20, 1860, and there you sar an exposition of the sub Jeet precisely the opposite of that which you wished to impute to me. Then you falsifled the record, suppressed what I actually wrote, and attributed to me seon timents which I never entertained or ut tered. Your account (of the paper and its contents is not only different from, but directly contrary to, all that is con tained in the paper itself. This is bad enough, but that is not the worst of it. In order to give some show of authenticity to your false version of my opinion you pretend to transcribe a paragraph; but your transcript is basely fraudulent. Let any man take volume 9 of the Attorney General's Opinions look at this one on page 523, and compare your pretended copy with the original. You pick out sentences hero and there from different places, and present them to your readers as ifI had written them continuously. What you strike out is absolutely necessary to a proper under standing of what you leave in. A most serious antd embarrassing difficulty had been brought upon ihe administration by the rsesignation of all the Federal officers in 8onth Carolina. The President, anx ious to perform his whole duty, required my advice. Of course I did not say this was eases belli as against the State. We could not lawfully kill the whole popula tion because our officers vacated the places to which we had appointed them. Military force might be sent there to aid the civil officers in executing the laws;. but we must first have civil officers to be aided. For this I gave reasons which any one who reads the opinion will per eeive to be ent'rely satisfactory. you make me talk nonesense about it; I seem to propound a question which I do not answer; to describe a difficulty without proposing any relief, and to draw a con elusionu from no premiuies. Having thus deprived the passage of its real meaning, you ascribe to it a falsd one, and assert that it contains sentiments inspired by "treasonable allies" of the Administration "in aid of the great rebellion." In law this is not a forgery. But among men of average honesty the fraud ulent alteration of a-paper to. injure an._ other's character passes for about as shaineful and base a Jhing as can be doner Let me illustrate by cases which I aeed not say, are merely hypothetical. A FEW ANALOCIES. Suppose yourself appointed to the mis sion you have sought so earnestly. You wish to ruin some man or woman by trumping up a false accusation a gainst. him'or her, and you try to do it by di plomatically misrepresenting the con tents of a written document which you have in your possession, and from which you make false quotations; you are de tected and exposed; what mu ould be done with you T All further intei-course with you would he declined; your recall would be immediately demanded; you would be kicked out of the country as ignominiously as the rules of internation al law would permit. Imagine yourself in court as a counsellor with a paper in your hand whose contents it is necessary for you to make known; you mis state the whole tenor and purpose of it; you pretend to read a part of it, but read it so faleely that the true sennse of it is altogether ob scored. If you are caught in the trick you are certain to be expelled from the profession. Suppo. e another case: A Federal officer is Impeached for being en gaged in a conspiracy against the government, and you, being a wit ness, testify positively that he is guilty becdause you have seen a pa per written by the accused,inwhich sentiments are expressed fav6rable to the conspiracy and hostile to the right of the government to execute its own laws. Moreover you pro duce a copy, rade by yourself, of a paragraph, which you swear to be plenary proof of an intent to sur render the power of the Union to the conspirators. After that you are indected for perjury, and it is proved that no such sentiment was expressed in the paper, but the di rect contrary, and that your copy is a false copy, palpably made for the purpose of deception. Would you have a defense? Could you escape convictior ? If convicted, what would become of you? Of course you have never done either of these supposed acts. I put the cases merely to bring the prin eiples down to a level with your understanding, and to show you how dangerous is the practice you indulge in of falsifying docnments and misstating their conten ts. When you pee bow it would work it carried out into other depart ments of business you cotrplrelend the iniqnity of trying to fasten the JijghoeLcrim_~es--upon--4i-weccnt per sons, dead and alive, by such meth ods as you have adopted. THR OREOoN CASE. As to Oregon, it was not aster ted belore the commission that anything criinnal had been com mitted. Th-e question whether Gronin or Watts was elected in volved a donfitful and difficult ques tion of law on which there were different opinions and judicial an thorities teriously conflicting. That Gov. Grover decided it honestly and according to his best judgment there can be no doubt in the minds of reasonable and fair-mirndea men. The presumption that he acted with all due fidelity to che' law is much strengthened by your assertion that he was guilty of-"inoathsouwe fraud." Your abuse of any man is power fal evidence in his favor. SAMUEL J. TILDEN. In like marnner I take your dia tribe upon Mr. Tilden and the New York Democracy. I know nothing of the matters you refer to: but I do not. believe a word you say. Remembering your monstrous falsehoods about Mr. Buchanan; seeing the large, loose and lavish mendacity of your charges against myself, and aonlying the maxim, falsus in uno falsus :n omnibus, I can only regard your abuse of Mr. Til den as strong proof that he is a just. upright, and honorable gen tleman. Thus you furnish me with a cheap and easy mode of praising him. The chosen chief of the na tion swind!ed of his right does not want any eulogy from jne. But if I am called upnoon to show the grounds of his title to general re spect and admiration I need not describe the irreproachable walk of his private life or his hirgh public career-his brilliant eloquence or his solid judgment-his tireless struggle against corruption in the city of New York or his beneficent administration of the Government, it is enough that I simply show your attempt to defame him: for .that itself is a decoration of his character. MESSRS. FIELD AND CARPENTEt. Your din: at Messrs. Field and Carpenter is hardly worth notice. Far as they stan:d above your reach. you attempt to malign their motives for opposing the Great Fraud; those of one you pronounce to-be mercenary. and of tr'e other "mixed and mysterious." They belong to a class of men who act habi'ually upon motives which must alw:rys be a mystery to you. for you can not comprehend them. You chuck le over the fact that their logic and eloquence was unsuccessful. That is proper enough. The decision of the cr,mm:s-ion - ersgave to stupidity and fraud a great triumph over the honesty aid ability 6f Messrs. Field and Car pentor; aid in this triumph you have an unquestioned right to re joice. .You add that their joint ef fort before the commisnion was a not- inefficient aid in oreraring the min.ds of their auditors for tlie ja dicial result which followed.?" This seems to mean that either f, on lack of faithfulnes, or want of catlaciry they injured their cause b" plead ing it. But you would scarcely presume to pronoune' such aj.xdg mert on men whose superiority ov er yourself is so marked and so well known. One otlhe construction of your words is possble. The com missioners were the auditors, and their minds were prepared' to de cide in favor of the fraud by the mere fact that Messrs. Field and Carpenter, Republican lawyers. .appeared in opposition to it. Did the commissioners indulge a feeling so unworthy ? Did they prostitute their judicial functions to satisfy it? Certainly no reasonable man can ever believe that without authority much better than yours. B:t most probably you had no meaning at all. It is mere drivel, and only furnishes another proof that when your mastersat Washingtan intrus ted you with the deferse of the great fraud, they put the business into most incompetent hands. J. S. BLACK. I1OW TO WRITE IN AN AGREEABLr: STYLE. Dryden found himself one day, after a dinner party, in company with the Duke of Buckinglhamr, Lord Rochester, and Lord Dorset. The conversation turned upon the English language, on harmony of numbers. and the elegance of style, which merits each of the three lords believed himself to possess in the highest degree. ./After a good deal of disputing it was determined to refer the matter to Drydeo. The proof was to consist in each writing an article on the first sCb ject that presented itself, and tihe pieces of paper having been placed under the candlestick, Dryden wa to draw them ouit and determine which was the best. The three lords set to work, and while Ro clhister and Bockinglham were ex erting their Whains to invent some sparkling epigram or happy turn of thoulght, Dorset was oblserved to write a few lines carelessly, and without thie least hesitation. Dryden, having examined the pa perS, gave his judgment. "Gen tlemen." said hIe to the Duke of Bnckingliam and Lord Rochester, "your styles are excellent and hiave pleased me extremely; but I am perfectly delighted with that of Lord Dorset. I lehve you to judge. Listen." Dryden read: On the first day of next May I will pay to John Drydeno, or order, the sum of five hundred pounds sterling, value received. A.,ril 15, 168t. (Signed) DORSET. Lord Ruchestor and the Duke of Buckingham confessed that they could not write like that, and that Lord Dorsetfs style was the best they had ever heard of. A STRANGE STORY. [Cincinnati Enquirer.] A few days ago We repcrted a story, which first appeared in the Covington GOMXoN WEALTH. about a case that oc curred in that city, in which a man imposed himself upon a woman whose husband had left her for some time, as her lawful spouse, he bearing so strong a resemblance to her absent husband and being so familiar with her family histo ry that she firmly believed him to be what he represent' ed himself to be. Since the publication of that article ad ditional facts in the case have been discovered. The unfor. tunate lady-in the case is Mrs. Ignatz Getz, and she is a sister of .the wife of Councilmnar Supple, of ('ovington, and of Mrs. Bernard Bensinger, also of that city. It appears that her husband, Getz, who was a brother of one of the. three murderers hung in this city in 1867, enlisted in the regular army, and, after several years' service in Texas, he wrote a letter to his wife, stating that he had received his discharge on account of disability, and that he was going to Chicago in search of employment. She did not hear from him again un til about two years ago and then she learned from a man who had been in the Ohio peniten tiary that he knew a man in that institution named John Getz. She corresponded with this party, and learned that he was in reality her husband. Shortly aft-.r a marn made his appearance in Covington, and claimed to be. the long lost Getz. Though he clnsely re 'elhhled her husband. Mrs. Getz and her fiiends were in clined to doubt his identity, but after a while he showed such a thorough knowledge of her affairs and of her husband's previous history that she he came convinced that he was really Getz, and she took him into her home, He lived with and supported her until last week, meanwhile -he hearing him a child, and then her real husband put in an appearance. The result was a scene that may he imagined but not deqs scribed. Getz it appears. had been sent to the penitentiary for some offense for six years', and while there formed the acquaintance of a man who had but four years to serve.. To this man he imparted the sto ry of his life, and the false friend improved his knowledge upon his release from prison by imposinf himself upon Mrs. Gets as her husband. The imposter has left for parts uns known, while the genuine hus band has resumed his marital relations, and has determined to wander from home no more. .Why is a lamp-chimney like a Chicago savings bank ? No one appears able to answer this.-Danbury News. That's a mere snare. It's too easy. 1. Because they're sure to break. II. Because a soot is apt to grow out of thein. I1. Because they burn your fin gers. IV. Because they can't stand a strong drart. V. Be cause there is something wick ed at the bottom of them. VI. Because they're hollow. VII, Because they've benzine to bust. VIII. But there ! there i we're weary; a-w-ary, we are sad and sore perplexed ; let our answer to your query be continued in our next.--Phila delphiiia Bulletin. EDWIN W. WHITEMALN. PROPRIETOR OF WHARF BOATS LOUISVILL E. RECEIVING. FORWRDING AND AND GENERAL STEAMBOAT AGENT: REGULAR N. O. & BAYOU SARA P ASSENGER PACKET. o The Fine Side-Wheel Steamer U ACHITA BELLE. J. C. LIBANO,....... MASTER. J. Hi. MOSOP,.......... CLERK. Leaves New Orleans Erery Wednesday and Saturday at 5 P. M., FOR BAYOU -ARA & COAST LANDINGS RETURNING DOWN. M)NDAYis Ti[IP Leaves Bayou oara .............10 A. M. " Waterloo.......----.........11 " is Hermitage........-------------12 " c Port Hudson ..--..-......I P. M " Canaan.----.. .---- .2 -- " Allen Depot............4 " Baton Houge...... ....... " Plaquemine-i-.... ...-- 7 " " Bayou Goula .............- 8 " " Donaldsonville-...........-10 THURSDAY EVENING. Leaves Bayou Sara--..--......-----6 P. M. " WVaterloo..................7 " " Hermitage ................ 8 " Port Hudson.............9 " " Canaan..................10 " " Allen Depot..............12 " FRIDAY MORNINGS. Leaves Baton Rouge..........7. A. M Plaquemine ................ 9 " it Bayou Goula_...........10 Donaldsouville...........12 " ED. WIIITEMAN, Agent, " - 0--- UNITED S''ATES MAIL & I'ASSEN GER IPACKET. The superb passenger steamer, Ilobert E. Lee. Ix'1. CAMPBELL ............... Master McVAY .............-- -- -- --..... Clerk Will leave Bayou Salra, on her upward trip, every Wedntluesday. Returning, will le1ave Ilayou Sara every Sunday at 7, a. In., rPaclling New Orleansbefore (ldark the samue day. E. W. WIHITEMAX, Agent. --0 UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMER. The magnificent passenger packet, N1ATCHE,Z. T. P. LEATHERS........... Captain. J. F. MUSE...................Clerk. Will pass Bayou Sara, on her upward trip, every Sunday morning, at 5 o'clock. Returning, will leave EKyon Sara every Thursday, at 7, a. in., reaching New Or leans before dark tile same day. E. ir. WHITEMAXV, Agent. -0- AND DEALER IN GROCERIES, PROVISIONS AND WTESTERN PRODTTCE Cor. Principal & Levee Sts., Bayou Sara Lonisiana. AGENT OF TilHE Howe &Weed Sewing Machine Companies, ANt) LEWIS & COMPANY'S IMI2ATION METALIC BURIAL CASES PROPRIETOR OF THIE B/YOU S.R/A " WOOD VILLE T'ELEGEA.PIZ . LI'TNE THREE MEDALS AND THREE DIPLOMAS,!! THEIR NEW ROTARY HOOK LOCK--STITCH SEWING MIACIIINE THE STANDAll) MIACHIINES OF TIlE WORILDI COMPARE WHIEELEI' & WILSON'S CENTENNIAL AWARDS WITS. AWARDS TO ANY OTHER SEWING MACHINE COMIPANY. FROMs TH~E OFFICIA.L 5 EPOJ R : A Wi'"IRDS 1T0 WJJEEL'Jf" IJILSL: 1. A iThdal ntd Diploua foir the "The New .W&heeler & Wilson Scewiig chine," for the following reasons, "A Stitch Sewing Maochine, tusurpasaed fine workmanuhip of its parts, and ing great origiuilitv, great .dapt dili reut kinds of worl:,ilOth on cloth leather, Jeauty of .Sitch,enn and*' of itorion, alnt coIln le, euess of d5ihla 2. A Medal and l iploma for "h Wheeler& WVilsoIn ewing MIachuine" for 1 her, for-"i~71tPER1IOR QUAL IT Y WORK IN LEATHER SEW1NCK,I d ItElo Ir:T.-WIIEEI.ER & WIL0$ SE' ING MACHINEI NEEDDLEWORK "A sul),ipi tlisl'lay o Needle-Wori exl upon tho.i hceler & Wilson Sewiug - incs, exquisitU inlt desigi ,(l ti u sli, i a lihtest gaflze to the hlt'eapt leother, I Signatnres of Judges.] LEWIS Z. BASS,." HlrneyI House. Baton Rone, La., GENERAL AoE,5 East and West Foliciana, Pointo CoulpCe, Iberville, East & West Batoneu and St. Heloua Parishes, or J.B. COLE Canvasser, Bayou Sara, La., or Post Office Building, Baton Rouge, La. Needles for all Machines sent by mail at fifty cents pe dozen. All kind, of Macaines repaired. March 3d, 1877--1, GREA TE ST In ` Io e I"'*\1, or i$1.OO. I pair Gold Stone Sleeve Buttons; 1 pair Engraved 8 AR ,GNý "v annrRi ; 1 i BE RETAILED AT 10.00. PiI4 Our dotemnporry, the Boston .lobe. 8peaks very highly of bth advertiser and goods, as I oorable in his dealn, and reliable n his goods, a ommendaon we heartiy endoe. ity.-- Y. Day Book. Dee. 16, 1870 , - Depo.t, 104 EADE STREET, 27 ondew York. G . ..ST In order to clear out our .tock of superior Gold-plated Jewelry valued over $200,000, we will send as below, 20 Pieces, all warranted Gold-ph for 91.00. 1 pair Gold Stone Sleeve Buttons; 1 pair Engraved Iii Buttons; 1 set Pointed Studs ; 1 set Amethyst Studs; 1 WeddingRingg; 1 Bing, Inlaid w old; 1 Elegant BI marked "Friendship;" Amethyst Stone Scarf Pin, Inlaid with Gold Silvered Hat Pin; 1 set Ladies' Jet and Gold Pin and Drops; 1 Misses7@et and Gold; 1 Ladies' Jet Set, Ornamented; 1 set Handsome Rosebud EVER~ Drops ; 1 Gents' Elegant Lake George Diamond Stud Cardinal Red Bead Necklace; 1 pair Ladies' Axiwt Stone Ear Drops, Inlaid with Gold; 1 Ladies' Ornamented Jet Brood! Fancy Scarf Ring and Elegant Watch Chain. TAKE YOUR CHOICE,' ENTIRE LOT OF 00 PIECES, SENT POST PAID FOR $1.00 ANY 8 PIECES YOU CHOOSE FOR 50 CENTS. NOW IS THE T TO MAKE MONEY. THESE CAN EAS OPZUIIEREJlbT BE RETAILED AT 4 NOTICES OF THE PRESS. Our eotemporary, the Roston slshbe. speaks very highly of both advertiser and goods, as 1 honorable in his dealings, and reliable in his goods, a commendation we heartily eadorie. LosSI Disprutr. Dec. 7. 1876. The house is a thoroughly reliable one In every respoet.-Bsnssm, l3obe. Oct. 25, 1876. His reputation for Ilonesty. fair dealing, and liberality is unequaled by any advertisert Advertises more and sells cheaper than any man in New York.-B'erald, April 13, 1877. F. STOCKMAN, 27 Bond Street, N. COUNTER,PLATFORMNL WAGOiN&tACK THE BEST ARE.- L'.- H E CHEAPEST i[i SAFE eSCALECO. 1.265 BROADWA Y N, YM 721 CHESTNUT7T.. PH/LA.PA. 117 SENECA ST CLEVE. O. SQUARE DEAL SALOON AND BILLIARD ROOM.. B. T. WlllTE, Proprietor. BAYOU SARA, L Ice Cold Aurora Beer always on hand. The liar is constantly supplied with choicest brands of wines, Liquors and Cigars. A snlllptnous Free Lunch spread every Sunday nmorling. Attached to the es tablbhlslucnt is a Splendid Billiard Table. all uppoinlt muets as custeluary in a first clays aluon. I-- M-. MU-3 1D, M. - . - DraEgist & CI No 5 Pricripa Bayou Sara La. I)Drug . .,edicines, Chlenmcals, Toilet Soaps, Fancy [lair a Tooth B, ushe-,. Comnbs, IPerfumet y and Fancy Toilet Articles,, Shoulder Braces, Grass' and Garden -ccds, Pure Wines and Liquors, for Medical purroses. Pain Oils Verni.hes, Dye-stuffe, Linsted oil. Lard oil, Noa foot oil, Coal oil, Cprbon Lamnps and lamps trimming: all descriptions. Pens. In I PencilQ, Slates. Paper, ShI music, Blank Books, Poc Cutlery, Razors, Razor c Surgical Instruments, the st d ard paten't medieioa &o. &c., a fresh and complete assort ment of all of which articles. constantl! hand. i Physicians preseri • arefully compounded at all h olhnt Rollt, iFASHIONABlLE BOOT & SHOE D1 Buyou Sara, La.