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VOL. 60. WHOLE No. 2346 T^UaceUaiuaua. INCUMTOR $ S A ftwinjne “Buckeye” Incubator that hold a 50 tg-f—guaranteed to batch every hatchable egg— for Five Dollar*. E-ich Incubator sold on 40 days trial and if it doesn’t do all no claim and prove satisfactory in every way yon can send it back and WE WILL RETURN YOUR MONEY There re ovrr 100,000 Jiuckeye Incubators in suc cessful operation, because “A N VBODY CAN HATCH CHICKENS WITH A BUCKEYE.** Recommendctl ami Distributed by ISIS J. BOLGMHO & SON 1819 Baltimore, Md. Baltimore's Greatest Seed House Four Generations of Unbroken Success in the Seed Business If your local dealer don’t sell these guaranteed Bncke.ve Incubators, send us your name and we will tell you who does sell them. J:C/tn otr /r roMSELf^^ THE fact that Amatite needs no painting makes it the most economical roofing on the market. A roof which requires painting every couple of years to keep it tight is an expensive proposition. If you will stop and figure out the coat of the paint, you will find it is frequently more than the roofing itself. Amatite is covered with a real mineral surface,, which makes paint* ing absolutely unnecessary. Anyone can lay Amatite. It quires no skilled labor. Nails and liquid cement which requires no heating, supplied free with every roll. ' . Qriffth & Tamer Company Farm and Garden Supplies 2N.'o.yst“‘ st } Baltimore. J. P. STEIN BACH Maker of OENTLEMEN’S CLOTHES PROFESSIONAL ELCG. CHARLES AND PLEASANT STS. Boti ltiacca. JARRETT N. GILBERT (Successor to BAY and GETTY) GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANT Grain, Wool and Hay BOURSE BUILDING, Custom House Avenue and Water Street BALTIMORE, - - - MD. DEAL WITH REITZE FOR*BEST •CLOTHES. We beg to announce tbc arrival of our FALL AND WINTER FABRICS, and In vite your early inspection. Suita *13.50 up Pants 5.00 up Bpeciailatson Full Dress Suits... 30.00 up J. H. Reitze & Son 643 W. Baltimore Street, 2 doors west of Arch, Baltimore, Md. MORIAH LODGE, 116, A. F. A A. M. / ▼ N A stated communication of Mount Moriab Lodge, A. F. A A. M.. will be held In THE TEM PLE, Towson, first and Third Tuesday of Each Month. At 8 o’clock P. M. By order of the W. M. JAMES E. DUNPHY, Oot.7—tf Secretary. Envelopes i envelopes i envelopes For Professional and Business Men, Furnished In large or small lota, with neatly printed corner*, at a verysmail advance on tbeii original ooet. LARGE STOCK to select from. OFFICE OF THB UNION. Dee. 7.—tf. Towson. Md. rpRESPASS NOTICES FOR SALE. NOTICE TO TRESPASSERS printed on mus lin at SI.OO per dozen and 50 cts. per half doxer at the office of ~~THB CNION-NEWS. Nov. tO tf Towson. Md. -jk/rONET TO LOAN. IN BUMB OF FROM SSOO TO $6,000 on flrsi mortgage. Apply to R OFFtJTT Attorney at Law. Towson. Md. Aug, 87. -tf -EJTONEV TO LOAN. IN SUMS OF SI,OOO AND UPWARDS ON FIRST MORTGAGE. T. WILBUR MEADS, Attorney at Law, Nov. #— tf] Piper Building, Towson, Md. Second National Bank TOWSOZBT, Md. HA We invite the accounts of Individuals, Firms, Corporations, Societies, W Executors, Administrators, Trustees, Ac. ■ H No aeconnt too large for ns to handle with safety, and non# too small H j —m— ■ ) { ' y Collections Made. Loans Negotiated. Banking in All Its Branches. 6 6 RVERV POSSIBLE ACCOMMODATION FOB OUR DKPOBITOBB. -lOFPIOBRSi Thomas w. Offutt, Elmer J. Cook, l Vice-Presidents. Thos. J. Meads, President. Harrison Rider, 1 cashier Thomas W. Offutt. W. Bernard Duke, Henry C. Lonqnecker Elmer j. Cook, Wm. A. Lee, Z. Howard Isaao, harrißon Rider, Chas. H. Knox, Noah E. Of™ TT JOHN I YELLOTT, W. GILL SMITH. FRANK X. HOOPER. Feb. 6—lt ! T one? # si_jp=?e: * WAY * !; I J To have money is to save It. The sure way to save ft Is by depositing it in a, J J > responsible bank. You will then be exempt from annoyance of having it burn < , < ’ holes In yonr pockets, and aside from the fact that yonr money will be safe J > 1 ! from theft the habit of saving tends to the establishment of thrift, economy, , J J ► diaclpline and a general understanding of business principles essential to your J , i | in< cess. i J | To those wishing to establish relation* with a safe, strong bank, we heartily J , ( ’ extend our services. < ’ jiThe Towson National Bank, i; TOWSON, MD. \\ DIRECTORS. 11 !! JOHN CROWTHER, President; D. H. RICE, Vice-President; * [ Col. Walter 8. Franklin, Lewis Nl. Bacon, \ > >; Hon. J. Fred. C. Talbott, Wilton Creenway, < [ \. Hon. John 8. Blddlson, Ernest C. Hatch. <, < I Emanuel.W. Herman __ _ __ . _ , , ’ <; W. O. ORAUMER, Cashier. ; > u ’ THE COMMERCIAL BANK OF MARYLAND BELVEDERE AVENUE, Hear Reisterstown Road, ARLINGTON, Md. ■ ■ O ■ "■> CAPITAL STOCK, $25,000. , . o —— NOW CXPEZST FOR BTJSIITESS. * ■ o - Does a general Banking Business In all that Is consistent with safe and careful man agement. The location of onr Bank makes it the most convenient place for a large number of residents of Baltimore county to transact their financial bnslness. Daring the short time oar Bank has been open for business the amount of deposits has reached a success far in excess of onr expectations. We have a SAVINGS DKPABTMENT and pay Interest on money deposited there. Call and see ns and we will explain why It will be to your advantage to open an account with ns. Prompt attention given to all collection bnslness entrusted to ns. B—>— —: OFFICERS: CHAS. T. COCKBY, Jr., JOHN K. CULVEB, Ist Vice-President. CHABLEB E. SMITH, President. HOWARD E. JACKSON, 2d Vice-President. Cashier. —iDIREOTORS: CHABLEB T. COCKSY, Jr., HOWARD E. JACKSON, ROBERT H. McMANNS, ARTHUR F. NICHOLSON, J. B. WAILEB, MAX KOSEN, JOHN K. CULVEB, GEORGE W. ALT, H. D. HAMMOND, J. FRANK SHIPLEY, H. D. EASTMAN. Deo. 86—ly & -J* J* GEORGE & GO* % 109 MARKET PLACE, Near Pratt Street, Baltimore, Md. "FT AV, TP hi hjT) Field Seeds, Farm Supplies, Special Mixture Fertilizers, All Kinds of Cow GRAIN, Feeds a Specialty. Iron Age Potato Planters, Farm and Garden Tools, United States Cream Separators, Peerless Hot Water System Incubators and Brooders, Poultry Feeds and Supplies. INSURE TOUR PROPERTY X3ST The t Home t Insurance+Company OF NEW YORK, 49- Which has for the past twelve years paid every loss In Baltimore County”** CASH When Adjusted. Assets—Twenty-Rye million Dollars. FIRE, LIGHTNING AND WINDSTORM. The "Home” Writes the Largest Business In Maryland. REPRESENTED IN BALTIMORE COUNTY BY WHEELER A COLE, Towson, WBIDEMEYER A SHIPLEY, Owing*’ Mills, WM. J. BIDDISON, haspeburg, HOWARD M. GORE, Freeland. &TBee that your Policy is in the “Home.” [June 6-6 m S. K. FENDALL & CO., TOWSON, 3VL10., AGENTS FOR ALL KINDS . Farm Machinery and Implements ■nun nccD'c micricc I INTERNATIONAL GASOLINE ENGINES JOHN II ttH w DUUUICOs I The Best Engine a farmer or manufaotoroan buy Repair Parts for All Machines on Hand. If we haven’t them we will get them on short notice and can save you money on our full line. ' The Hooxier Corn Planter a Specialty. > SOUTHCOMB’S HATS Wise Heads Wear Them. D 109 E- Baltimore St-, BETWEEN CALVKRT^ AND LIGHT STS., BALTIMORE, Md. |t ‘ Sept. 4—ly TO I.OAN. I have on hand TO LOAN ON MORTGAGB SECURITY the followingsumsof moneys26o, $350, $530, <7OO, SI,OOO, $1,200, $1,500, SI,BOO, $2,500, „ $3,000 and $5,000. Some of the above will be * loaned at 5# per cent. W. GILL SMITH, Moh. I.—tf. Towson, Md. J. MAURICE WATKINS fc SON, —DIILIBB m Staple, Fancy ft Green Groceries Fruits in season. Fresh and Salt Meats. Full line of Tobaooos, Foreign and Domestic Clears, Ac. Sept 18-ly TOWSON. Md. TOWSON, MD., SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25, 1909 — I — I — I — I I Gilberts! Mill I^LDMBER^I Mill MILL WORK~| COMPO-BOARD, The I great substitute for Lath and Plaster^ J.L.6ILBERT A BRO. LUMBER CO East Falls & Eastern Aves, Baltimore, Md. | i The Balto. Co. Water & Elec. Co. 411 E. Baltimore St. Both Phones Baltimore When you need WATER its a long road from the kitchen to the well Why not have a faucet In your kitchen and save time and worry The Balto. Co. Water & Elec. Co. 411 E. Baltimore St. Both Phones Baltimore 1. SCOn PAYNE CO. 362 and 364 N. Gay St. Baltimore, Md. BOTH PHONES: St. Paul 1228 Courtland 267 HEADQUARTERS FOR Bar Iron, Steel, Axles, Springs, Shaftß, Spokes, Rims, Hubs, Wheels, Wheel Material, Horse Shoes, Horse Shoe Pads, Horse Shoe Nails, Rubber Tires, Rubber Tire Machines, Rubber Tire Channels, etc.; Wheelwright Material. A Full Line of Builders’ Hardware HEADQUARTERS FOR FIELD FENCE, LAWN SWIN6S, LAWN MOWERS, LAWN SPRINKLERS, At a big redaction. A postal card will reach as. E. Scott Payne Co. 362 and 364 North Gay Street, Baltimore, Md. Worms and indigestion invariably cause your horse to be nervous and throw his bead from side to side continually. Fairfield’s Blood Tonic for Horses only, fed regularly, perfects digestion, removes worms and cures most causes of nervousness. Ask for Fairfield’s Free Book on Horses. Bold under written guaran tee by A. M. Weis, Towson; L Kellum <fc Co., 1053 Hillen street, Baltimore; A. H. Übler, Reisterstown. GEORGE W. GRAMMER GENERAL BLACKSMITH WHEELWRIGHT and COACHMAKER Builds and Repairs Carriages and Wagons of all Kinds FUNERAL DIRECTOR and EMBALMER Gaskets always on hand. First-class service at moderate price. Carriages furnished at the lowest prices and satis faction guaranteed in every particular. PUTTY HILL, Bel Air Road, Fullerton Post Office, BaltimoreCo.,Md. Fairfield’s Blood Tonic and Egg Producer makes hens lay better, causes young chicks to mature earlier and old fowls to fatten quicker, by perfecting digestion and enabling fowl to secure the fall amount of nourishment from their food. Ask for Fairfield’s New Poultry Book. Sold under written guarantee by A. M. Weis, Towson ; L. Kellnm & Co., 1053 Hillen street, Baltimore; A. H Übler, Reisterstown. F. COOK 527 YORK ROAD TOWSON. DEALER IN Boots, Shoes and Rubbers, also Dry Goods and Notions shoe repairinTneatly done Christmas in the Country Places. (From the Atlanta Constitution.) Christmas in the country places— There you see the rosy faces; There the Joy—the world entrancin’, Joy that sets the world a-dancin’! Fine an’ free the life-blood races— Christmas in the country places ! Glad enough to hear it hummin’; Waited long to see It cornin’; Knows the place where we’re a-stayin’ Fine to spend a holiday In ! There is where amazin' grace is— Christmas In the country places! City has the good time, too, Yet the country calls to you; There It is you want to roam In the frosty fields of “Home.” . Hearty handshake, friendly faces— Christmas in the country places! Pile the ample oak logs higher! Room for one more at the fire ! Same old tales of Long Ago— Tell ’em—for we love 'em so! All life’s trouble joy effaces Christmas In the country places! Love's Aftermath. (Written for The Union-News.) Dear Miss Taylor: This is to notify you that after December 24 your services will not be required until further notice. The management has no fault to find with your work, but is merely pursuing its usual policy of re ducing its force of salespeople after the holiday shopping. Yours very respectfully, The Bon Ton Stoke. Coldly, cruelly polite was the brief note and Lucy Taylor read it with feelings akin to those of the sailor who feels his vessel sinking under his feet in midocean, orthe business man who sees the results of his life’s toil swept away in a financial crash. As far as she could see, her position at the lace counter in the Bon Ton, although humble and pitifully underpaid, was all that stood between her and utter want, perhaps starvation or freezing. Lucy was not the only recipient of such a note. The boy in buttons who flopped it down on the counter before her had already delivered many simi lar missives and still had a large hand ful left, but Lucy saw that they were being given to the “extras,’’: girls who had only been employed for a month or so and who fully expected to be dropped after Christmas, perhaps to “catch on” again for a period at Easter and maybe in time get a per manent position in the Bon Ton or elsewhere, being able to comply with the requirement, * ‘ experienced. ’ ’ Even some of these were passed by the boy, and Lucy noticed that the girl next her—a newcomer with an enormous “rat,” snappy black eyes and a high color—was one of those who escaped “ That is because she is young and pretty, thought Lucy, bitterly, I am dropped because my hair is turning gray at the temples and little wrinkles are beginning to show at the corners of my eyes, “What in the world shall Ido?” Panic-stricken and fighting bravely to keep back the tears, she fell into a purposeless reverie, wondering where she could go when compelled to give up her little third-story-back room and how long she could keep soul and body together on the very few dollars she had laid by. For Lucy well knew her limitations in the way of making money. She remembered vividly the difficulty she had. in get ting a place ten years before, and she knew that at forty-two she stood no chance with the hordes of younger girls who were swarming after every vacant place that might offer. She was brought back from the desert of her thoughts by a customer stopping before her- Not many men paused at the lace counter, especially such men as this. Tall and broad, with face and hands bronzed by exposure to wind and sun, hair and moustache heavily sprinkled with frost, suggesting in every line and movement the freedom and healthfulness of the country, yet not by any means a typical “hayseed,” he was evidently far out of hiselement- And his first words proved the correct ness of Lucy’s sub-conscious thought. "I want to get something for a present for an elderly lady—my moth er—and I haven’t any idea what she’d like, although I know she loves laces- Can’t you suggest something?” Embarrassed by the vagueness of the demand, Lucy floundered into the stereotyped, “About what did you ex pect to pay?” “Oh 1 that doesn’t matter so much ; ten dollars—twenty dollars—fifty dol lars—something like that. You see she’s the only one I have to give a present to, so I can make it a pretty nice one.” Trying in her honest, sympathetic heart to think of something really ap propriate, Lucy said : “Tell me about her? Is she large or small, light or dark ? Does she go out much or does she spend most of her time indoors?” “She's just a little larger than you are,” replied the customer with a kindly smile. “Her hair is wavy and white as snow and she doesn’t go out at all, but just wears a black dreßS and sits in an easy chair all day ” “Then I think one of these lace sets would be just lovely for her- It’s collar and cuffs, you know. They’re eleven ninety-eight, reduced from fif teen dollars because we haven’t had much call for them.” And Lucy, to properly display the merchandise, draped the collar around her neck and placed one of the filmy cuffs on her left wrißt. “Just the thing,” said the man looking at the effect approvingly- And something in his voice brought more strongly to Lucy a vague recol lection of the long-ago—a memory that was faint and elusive as the scent of a faded flower, and one that refused to take form or substance in her men tal vision. After she had sent the purchase to the bundle wrapper and a twenty-dollar bill whirring away in the cash carrier, Lucy took up a blank and prepared to fulfill an addi tional duty imposed upon the clerks during the holiday season “ Will you give your'name and ad dress, please? The management is making lists to use in sending out circulars.” “Henry Russell, Fairfield-’’ And then the memory took form. Through the distant glass front Lucy could see the snow falling, she knew the streets were filled with slush, for incoming customers were stamping it off their feet,the meltingflakeßclung to their garments and the store was filled with the unpleasant smell cf wet leather and cloth, but the memory was a vision of green fields,giant trees, blooming orchards and golden sun over all. And over the fields, under the trees, in and out of the orchard, bathed in the sunshine,danced a happy band of children—Henry Russell one of the bravest and kindest and Lucy Taylor one of the happiest. Oh, the wistful, yearning, beautiful memory. But rapidly gray clouds shut out the vision and the reel of time wound swiftly, picturing to Lucy her parents’ removal to the city, their decaying fortunes, their deaths and her own subsequent struggles. It was all over with the instantaneous quickness of a dream and Lucy’s soul came back to her body—the body of a poor, dis charged clerk in a second-class de partment store- She felt that herface must have revealed emotion,for Henry Russell was observing her intently “ Have you ever been at Fairfield,” he asked. “Yes, years ago,” saidhonest Lucy, although her pride made her determ ined not to reveal her identity and her fallen fortunes. “Used to live there, didn’t you?” “Yes,” very faintly. “Yes,l knowyou did, and yourname is Miss Taylor, isn’t it ?” said Henry Russell, eagerly- “That is, it was Miss Taylor when you lived there ? It is still Miss Taylor,” replied Lucy with a wan little smile ‘ ‘And your parents, are they living?” “No, father died ten years ago and mother only lived about a year after that-” With quick discernment Henry Russell knew the whole story, and he forbore to ask further questions- His parcel and change had come back, there was no excuse for further delay and other customers were waiting, so he made room for a fat woman who demanded some of that ten-cent in sertion advertised today for seven and a-half-” Two days later as Lucy stood at her counter the uniformed boy flopped down another letter in front of her- It was the only one she had ever re ceived at the store except her letter of dismissal. It bore the Fairfield post mark, and as Lucy opened the en velope a railroad ticket dropped out. And wonderingly she read : My dear Lucy: Henry tells me he met you in the city and I am so glad, for we had lost track of you entirely. Your mother was one of my best friends when we were both young. Now I want you to get a furlough and come and spend Christmas week with me and as much longer as you can. The bouse is big and Henry and I will be very lonely all by ourselves. Take the 4.15 train Christmas Eve, and Henry will meet you at the station. Yours affectionately, Evalina Russell. Lucy smiled ruefully when she thought of the furlough, but she re membered that the store would not close until 10 o’clock Christmas Eve and she would still have to crave the boon of a permit to leave early. The fat manager, perhaps salving his con science on account of the letter of dis missal, was oilily, effusively gracious and granted the request with a part ing wave of the hand and, Merry Christmas.” And so it came about that Lucy was whirled away to Fairfield, where the moon shone brilliantly over clean fields of snow edged by dark and solemn woods, where a handsome and tender middle-aged man met her with a pair of splendid horses and a sleigh filled with warm furs and whisked her over crisp loads to the accom paniment of silvery chimes and land ed her at a fine old-fashioned house, where a beautiful old lady gave her a kindly welcome and a delicious coun try supper, and where mother, son and guest sat afterward before a blazing open fire talking of days of old, and where Lucy enjoyed a blissful sleep in a soft, billowy featherbed. When the discharged shop girl con fronted her mirror Christmas morning she started with surprise at the pic ture that looked back at her from be hind the polished surface. Ten years seemed to have fallen from her in a night; country air, good food and human kindness were doing wonders. And there was a singing angel in the distance and now and then a faint echo of the song thrilled in unison with a chord of Lucy’s own being, and her mouth showed a smile as inde scribable and faint as the echo of the song, but altogether sweet and kissa ble- And when she met Henry at the breakfast table and felt his ap proving look the song became so clear that Henry heard it, too. What a happy week that was ! Sleigh rides with Henry, pleasant chats with his mother, revisiting child hood scenes, abundant and whole some food, pure air and dreamless sleeps made Lucy feel so young that she had to lift her hair at the temples to see if the gray strands were still there- At the time she had paused before the big mirror in the hall and Henry came upon her unexpectedly and filled her with confusion. “ ‘Silverthreads among the gold?’ ” he queried smilingly- Well, never mind, you still have a big advantage over me, and I thought it a dear, sweet head when it all looked like a sunbeam and I think so still- And before bewildered, blushing Lucy could frame a reply he was standing close in front of her holding wide his arms. “Lucy, will you come?” On the day after New Year’s Henry Russell called Lucy into the library. “Mother and I own some property . in the city,” he said, and it so hap pens that part of it is the Bon Ton • Store building. The lease will ex pire next June and the firm has been very anxious to renew it, as they claim there is not another available building in that section and they will have to go out of business if they are i forced to vacate- You have told me THE UNION ESTABLISHED 1850 j THE NEWS ESTABLISHED 1905) how they treated you and perhaps you are human enough to enjoy a little poetic justice, so I want you to read this letter I am just sending them : Bori Tod Store Company: Gentlemen : My mother, Mrs. Evalina Russell, and myself have received and carefully noted your favor of December 28, and regret to have to say that your lease, which will expire June 30, next, will not be renewed, as we have agreed to sell the property in fee to the Y. W. C. A. of your city, as my affianced wife, Miss Lucy Taylor, who is familiar with the building and the needs of self-sup porting young women in the city, assures us that it is admirably located for that purpose. Yours very truly, Henry Russell. A Good-Road Warning. (From the Washington Post.) The propaganda for good roads is accomplishing great results- The ef fect of the campaign is being felt in almost every State in the Union- The awakening to the necessities of the situation has come none too soon, but now that the battle is practically won and millions of dollars are being in vested in the improvement of the highways of the nation, it cannot he realized too soon that constant and untiring vigilance is the price of good roads- No matter how well built the new roads may bo, unless liberal pro vision is made for their maintenance they will deteriorate and become lit tle better than at present- Some of the finest highways constructed in New York and Massachusetts have suffered from lack of care in keeping up to the original standard, involving an entirely unnecessary expense for the taxpayer. Virginia and Maryland, now in the midst of ambitious good roads programmes, will profit by this example if they be wise- In this feature of road work, as in all others, France points the way to success- The mobility of the crust of the road can be lessened by keep ing it free from mud and dust and snow and ice by preventing it from becoming too dry and by maintaining the proper contour of the surface so that water is quickly shed- The realization of this ideal means the perfect road. Maintenance is the secret of the success of the French in goods, and while the higher price of labor in this country will not permit the same painstaking care, the French method is the ideal which should be approximated as nearly as possible- The First Christmas Gift. Surely the Christmastide is the feast of all others that appeal to women, and as the story is told again and again by the bells as they ring, by the carols as they are sung, by the preacher from the pulpit, we know that “Unto us a Child is born,” and peace and good will reign all over the land. Let peace and good will be in your heart, and from you they will go and spread all over the land. It is to the women, thank God, that the happiness of the Christmastide espec ially comes. And women are gener ous, else one of them never would have given her Son to die that all might live- She gave to all the world her only son —the gift that meant eternal life.—Ruth Ashmore. Christmas Money For Farmer Boys. (From the Columbus Dispatch.) “One thinks of the wild North and Northwest when the fur trade is men tioned,” said State Fish and Game Warden John G. Speaks, “but the fact is that the furs produced in the State of Ohio annually have an ag gregate value that is considerable. There will be buyers through the State in a short time, and there is always a market for skins. Nearly every farm er’s boy expects to get some Christ mas money in this way, and already has his traps set. “I should guess that the value of Ohio’s annual fur product is as much as $3,000 or $4,000.” Good Cause For Gladness. “Alas!” sighed the moody man, “there is no gladness for me in this joyous season.” “Tut-tut!” said the optimist. “Surely there is a ray of sunshine for you, as there is for all of us if we but look for it? tt “No,” replied the moody one. ‘ I have not a single friend and no rela tives with whom I am on speaking terms-” “Cheer up, then,” advised the other, with a shade of envy in his tone “ Can’t you be glad because you did not have to buy any Christmas pres ents ?” Goose Thirty-Two Years Old. (From the Oglethorpe Echo.) John Henry Mattox, whose home is in Goosepond district, is possessor of a goose 32 years old. Its next birthday comes in June. The goose stands a good chance of living quite a while longer- And doubtless Mr- Mattox would not part with the fowl that has been a member of his barn yard family for so long for any con sideration- There is also among his collection of fowls a peafowl that if it lives to celebrate its next birthday will be 35 years old- Landlady—Mr- Star, now that we are seated about the board to partake of our Christmas turkey, does it not occur to you that there were only two turkeys on the Ark with Noah ? Mr. Star—lndeed, it is forcibly brought to mind. I sincerely hope that this one is the last of the two. Featherstone —“Haven’t you got a great deal of mistletoe, Willie? Why, there is enough here for a seminary.” Willie—“ Yes. Sister wants to cover the whole ceiling.” “What did your wife give you for Christmas?” “Nothing. She said she, didn t have enough trading stampß. ’ Aunt—Yes, Johnny, Santa Claus brought you a baby brother. Johnny—Great Scot! Another ' present that ain't any use ! Consolidated 1909 The Week's Days. (From the Christian Advocate.) Sunday, no doubt is the day most easily conceived as a separate image- It is full of peculiar associations- It is a time of emancipation. Some bondage of routine has held the spirit for all the week- Today the mill ceases to grind. The man belongs to himself- Monday comes after Sunday, with all that this involves—the cold plunge into mundane work again; the sad cropping up of little things we meant to have fihished the week before ; the feeling of slight reluctance to under taking the accustomed burdens, and this oddly mixed with a certain sense of freshness of fiber in tackling them. Tuesday has only this hold on our recognition, that it is not so far from Sunday but there is a distinct, if di minished flavor of its being still “along the first of the week ” But tomorrow, we feel, will be already the middle of the week. There is, ac cordingly, a slight “hurry up”- tinge about Tuesday. If we search cautiously in our men tal impression of Wednesday, we may find a kind of leisurely and humdrum look that is all its own. The hour for the first-of-the-week dash into great enterprises is gone- We are in the midst of everything, with time enough before us to prevent hurry, but not enough to invite any vigor of attack- Thursday begins to have a dim pe- • numbra of a sense of end-of-the-week about it- It has to a greater degree the hurry-up suggestiveness of a Tues day, but with this marked difference : on Tuesday it was the haste of hope ; now it is the haste of fear Friday has its fish—inversely appropriate for fasting, as being the most voracious of animals. It is as if one cried, “Shameless monster of appetite, be hold to what end it hath brought thee ; for this I thee devour !'’ Saturday faces backward. It is a time of retrospect- We clean up odd jobs- To the children it is play-day. To the college world it continues that character, and we never entirely out grow the sense of it- Modern Farming. (From the Washington Post.) The so-called “intensive farming,” which is to his country brother what “system’’ is to the city man, has al ready taken firm root, and the vast ranches of the West are being broken up into 160 and 280 acre tracts, and their production doubled- The farm er has found that by putting his energy into a more compact area his financial results can be the same as when his kingdom extended over half a township- By doing a little figur ing he has found that by turning his wheat fields to corn, barley and clover and this again into butter, beef and mutton, he is getting a larger and more certain return for his outlay. This is partly the reason why the leadership in wheat production has gone from the State of Minnesota, but thereby she has gained in dairy pro ducts, so that today he leads the world. Many farmers in that State raise no wheat, while many more plant only a small percentage of the acreage that was their custom 10 years ago- While it> is hardly possible for a man of no means, unless he has the capital of experience, to enter into farming, yet, for the man with afew hundred dollarsat his command, there is no opening so easy of access that affords the opportunity for a sure i and profitable return. The West to day offers more opportunities for the • man of small means than it ever did in the golden days of ’49. Cave Dwellers Still Exist. (London Correspondence of the New York SutO Customs and habits directly trace able back to the end oi the Stone Age are still observed by the inhabitants of the remoter parts of rural Rumania, says Dr- Emil Fischer of Bucharest in the current issue of the Umschau. The latest statistics show that there are still in Rumania over 54,000 cave dwellings in existence, in which quarter of a million peasant folk live, These caves are almost as primitive in their arrangements as the original cave dwellings of the Stone Age, As recently as in the ’Bos millet, the oldest Indo-Germanic grain. wa*s still crushed in Rumania by means of hand mills and stored in peculiarly shaped granaries similar to those used by the natives of central Africa- To day the Rumanian peasants still use 1 -ploughs that are really no better than pointed stakes. At funerals a repast named coliba is partaken of consist ing of soaked and boiled corn the ex act way corn was first prepared and eaten by the tribes of Europe- Even today crabapples and wild pears are the only fruit known to the Rumanian peasant, and his vegetables are wild herbs boiled with oil pressed from sunflower, hemp and gourd seeds- Medical men in rural Rumania are still known among the peasantry as wizards. Love One's Work. (From tbe Ohio State Journal.) U* man doesn’t love his work, he had better get something else to do- But the trouble is that such people will haedly love any kind of work. 1 The trouble is in them. They lack intelligence. If they knew enough to ' know good work they would soon 1 learn to love it. The manual training scheme has this in view—to surround the job a man is doing with such in telligence and taste as will make it ; j attractive to him. “The man who is in love with his * job gets more contentment out of life than any other,’’ says Brander Mat thews , and he gets a great part of his contentment in doing his work right. t No man can love his work who shirks. No man can be contented who is dis honest about his work. This is 3 shirking or doing it negligently. So these things always go together—hon r cst work, contentment and love of the job.