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THE DAILY BANNER Entered aa second class matter at the posloffice at Cambridge, Maryland. Tun Daily Banns* is pntdisbed every afternoon, except Sunday, at 112 High street, Cambridge, Maryland, by WEBB & WEBB Editors and Proprietors Cambridge, Md., Feb. 20, 1913. FARMER’S INSTITUTE^ Three Days Session At The Court House Ends This Afternoon. Today’s session of the Farmers’ Institute marked the close of the three day course which has been held at the Court House this week. Dorchester county has been the only county In the State to secure the three days’ course, the success in securing it being due to the fact that the Cambridge Grange made an early application for such a course, and did not let up in its efforts until it had done so. The sessions have been a complete suc cess In every respect, the at tendance has been unusually large and the course of instruction very Interesting and profitable, and if the farmers of the county do not get largely increased crops this year over previous years, it will ba because the weather or other unfavorable conditions prevent them from doing so. Washington inauguration. On account of the large number of people who intend to go over to Washington for the Inauguration, passengers are advised to purchase tickets In advance. The Eastern Shore Development Steamship Co. regret that they cannot accomodate all their patrons at that time, and strongly advise that tickets be se cured now, in order to avoid dis appointment, as we cannot possibly take more passengers than the law specifies. The fare from Cambridge to Washington and return is $4.60. We cannot guarantee to accomodate passengers that wish to go to Wash ington March 2nd or 3rd, unless reservations are made. If passengers desire to return on March 4th, sth or 6th, it will be necessary to specify the trip they wish to return on, in order to guar antee accomodations. Tickets can be purchased at our Cambridge office, at the foot of Commerce street. —Adv. 20-st. Daily Riddles. 1. Why should a good cook have a gold setting? 2. Give one Instance in which a man is superior to a hen? 3. Why are all eyes blind? 4. What grows bigger the more It is contracted? - 6. Where was Moses when the ~ , . . , uomuaj > ... Ufht Wnt. out- ** 1 long before he gets ( another. \ 3. Because tkere Is not a single , person In it. n < 4. Push the cork in. 1 5. Dickens, Howltt, Burns. J Paint or Not Is a horse worth more or less i feed? 1 Hay and oats are high today;shall 1 wait today and feed him tomor row ? , That’s how men do about paint ing their houses and barns and fences. Paint has been high for several years; and so they have waited. Paint is high yet; they are still waiting; thousands of ’em are waking for paint to fall. Their property drops a trifle a ( year and the next job of paint ( creeps-up creeps-up creeps-up; it’ll , take more paint by a gallon a year; they don’t save a cent, and the property goes-on suffering. DEVOE. Herbert Hearn sells It. —Adv. How It's Made. The L. & M. Semi-Mixed Real Paint is a pure paint. One thou sand pounds of pure White Lead, Zinc and Linseed Oil are put to gether in an immense mixer; then large mills grind it, and machines fill It into cans ready for market. But the user adds three quart? more Linseed Oil to each gallon to make 1 3-4 gallons of Real Paint for $1.40 per gallon. It is the very highest quality paint. Sold by Phillips Hdw. Co. —Adv. m A swelled head is a disease from which the recovery is more pain ful than the disease itself. another. Baltimore—Washington Reduction in Passenger Fares EFFECTIVE, FEBRUARY 23, 1913 Baltimore, one way, SI.BO Round Trip, $3.25 Washington" " 12.35 “ “ $4.60 (NO CHARGE FOR STATE ROOMS) Leaves Cambridge, 5 00 p. m. Daily, except Saturday Arrive Baltimore 11.00 p.m. Washington 11.45 p. m. Iu time lor tiaius lor A’orlh, West and South. Returning leave Baltimore 9.35 p. m. or 11.35 p. m. daily ex cept Satuiday and arrive in Cambridge at 6. a. m. We have the short water route —Baltimore and Washington terminus in the centre of each city at the W. B. & A. Electric Railway. Eastern Shore Development Steamship Go. Telephone 108 ) In Easy Going Trinidad. The hotel lu Trinidad Is the antlthe : Sis of the bustle of the port uud the de * llrium of the drive. An old darky In faded livery, "Methuselah." totters out ; and looks at you. Coolly clad figures in ' rocking chairs on the porch meditatlve -1 ly absorb their drinks without even doing that After a time a clerk ap pears and you sign the register. A while later a black boy comes and lifts your luggage from the motor. After u little longer interval the manager has reached the point of takiyg you for a long. slow, rambling walk, which leads at length to the room that Is reserved. It Is a huge chamber, half as large as & tennis court A wicker couch, two . big cane arm chairs, two tables, a gl- gantic bed and a chest of drawers con stitute the furniture. The doors, the window shades and the walls for two ’ feet down from the ceiling are lattice > work, open to all the winds that blow. t A door in front opens into the garden facing the savanna. In the courtyard , Vhind tame white nlgrets step daintily ntnong the palms, and a parrot and toucan screech to each other from nd -1 joining cages. On one side Is a row of sheds containing huge bathtubs.— s From “The Path f the Conquista i dores,” by Lincoln Bates, Jr. Barnum’e First Show Venture. P. T. Barnum launched his career in the show business by exhibiting a re markable negro woman, believed to be ! 1(>0 years old and said to have been a nurse to George Washington. An old - bill of sale was exhibited, properly dated, concerning Joyce Heth. then i aged fifty-four years, and evidence was 1 also furnished that she was nurse to . George Washington. Everything seem- L ert so straightforward to the young man that he was eager to become the proprietor of this novel exhibition, which be purchased for SI,OOO, SSOO of which he paid down, selling out his In terest In the grocery business, and the other SSOO he borrowed. He saw that the thing to do was to make people i talk and become curious and excited , over rare spectacles. Regardless of ex pense he advertised in New York. Bos ton and Philadelphia, and the halls were thronged until Joyce Heth died.— National Magazine. The Best Security. What security is there best suited to “the average man” possessing (1) safe ty, (2 stability. (3t profit and (4) con vertibility? Traveling In a circle, we come back to our original point of de parture-real estate. First mortgage bonds based on the highest class of im proved. Income producing real estate in n large city with a large margin of safety and an absolute first Hen return Ing 5. 5% and (5 per cent on the invest ment are to my mind the ideal invest ment for "the average man" and In deed for all others. A century or two ago real estate first mortgages were the only safe investment. The first mortgage real estate bond Is simply the modern form of the real estate mortgage, equally safe and far more convenient and convertible. If one can not or does not wish to own real estate he may at least own bonds based on it. —S. W. Straus In Leslie’s. The Savage Club’s Founder. Sir John Hare lu a diverting speech at the Savage club told this reminis ceuce: Of Andrew Halliday. the founder of this club, perhaps I may be forgiven If 1 tell you a little anecdote, which may or may not be known to you. An drew nalllday was an author, not a verv disHnguished author, but an ex Was flhnpmin?’' ir who cvSTrTttegeiitleman at the bead o*. the table. “That is Colonel Duff.’ ••Oh!” “Yes. that Is Ha'.liday’s broth er.” “1 thought his name was Halil day.’’ “He took the name of Halliday ns a nom de plume.” “Oh! I see —posi tlve Duff, comparative Duffer, superla tive Halliday.”—London Standard. He—Ever notice what a heavy face ] Mrs. Strongmind has? She—Yes. What ii thump there’d he if her countenance fell!—Boston Transcript. Literal. “Is that your wife’s picture In your watch?” “Sure. She’s the woman In the case.’’ —Baltimore American. Dancing Academy. On Monday, Feb. 24, a colonial ball will he held. Special decora tions and favors. Two class nights this week, Tuesday and Thursday, at 7.30 sharp.—Adv. 17-4 t. Mutt and Jcft. have opened a circulating library. You can buy one book for 50c. and by returning it. In good condition, you can read another one for sc. 200 hooks to select from. Geo. O. Dashiell & Bro., The Smallest Store in Town. 41 Poplar St. —Adv. A Five Cent Magazine and a Five Cent Joke Book Free. Buy next Sunday’s New York World and get the Big Magazine, with its twenty-four pages in color and groups of good stories. Also the complete Joke Book, which is also given with the Sunday World. No other New York newspaper has such a magazine, and the World Joke Book is the only thing of its kind. —Adv. Phillips Hardware Co. Here You Find What You Want At The Right Price Hardware, Carpenters’ Tools, Machinist Tools, Cutlery, Scissors, Razors, Cooking Utensils, Agateware, Tinware, Nickleware, China, Cut Glass. Machinist Supplies, Pipe, Valves, Belting. Roofing Iron, Roofing Paper. Automobiles, Automobile Supplies, Automobile Oils, Automobile Greases. i Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Glass, Rope and blocks. Carriages and Wagons, Harness and Horse Goods. Good Service and Quick Deliveries Deliveries All Through The County By Parcels Post, On Small Goods. Call on us or write ns. We will meet prices | for same class of goods from any house in United I States. Phillips Hardware Co. The Great Hardware!-Leaders Two Phones 49-50 Race and Muir Streets Building Lots For Sale At Oakley Beach, Cambridge, Md. Between fi and 6 acres on Willis St., Water St. and Oakley St. ex tended and the Choptank River. Ah a whole wi h all improvements, including Hotel, Acet> lene Gas p lant, Bath House*, Pier and Dancing Pavilion, or in lots to suit. J. H. NEAL OAKLEY BEACH HOTEL Cambridge, Md. 3-lfc-IW. WE HAVE WOOLENS NOBODY ELSE CAN SH^W Come to Our Store and Get Measured For and Summer Clothes paicE: * ca Being Exlusive Local Dealers for These Famous Chicago TailorH Ed V. Price & Co. and B. Kuppenheimer We are able to supply hundreds of the very best and newest patterns find elsewhere. Select one of them today for the price you have in mintßHßsHHjl clothes built to fit, and guaranteed to satisfy. If you’ll come in today, pattern and leave your measure, we 11 arrange delivery of the finished suit your own convenience. The Two Above Houses Are The In The World Of Good Made To OrderCl^^B We have over 1000 different patterns now on display in our tailoring department. COME IN AND LOOK THEM OVER STEVENS, SMITH & CO. Clothiers Matters Furnishers Fast Passenger and Freight Service Tilghman’s Island, Oxford, Cambridge and Secretary The 12 o’clock noon boat for Oxford connects with Pennsylva nia train leaving that point ai 1.40 p. no. for Easton and points north to Philadelphia. Leave Oxford, 6.00 a. m. Arrive Oxford, 1.30 p. m. Leave lilghmans, 7.45 a. m. Leave Oxford, 2.1'0 p. m. Leave Oxford, 9.15 a. m. Arrive lilehmans, 3300. m. Arrive Cambridge, 10.45 a. m. Leave Ti'ghmaLS, 4.30 p. m. Leave Cambridge, 12.00 noon. Arrive Oxford, 6.00 p. m. Canned at later* with 1 41 a. m. Panna. train far Eaitan, Greensboro ant palate Girth te Philadelphia. For full information call np Eastern Shore Development Steamship Co. TELEPHONE 108 XamroimYmiiiwwym/wvywyywyiww^^ i J. W. McCREADY J. E. FINLEY McCREADY’S SPECIAL WEEK ONLY I EVERY PAIR I OF K • ■ $4.00 LADIES’ SHOES NOW PAIR AN EXCEPTIONAL BARGAIN ♦ | Everything Included College Girls and Waukenfast Tan and Gun Metal POPLAR ST. McCREADY’S CAMBRIDGE. MD. j LADY MARY’S DIET. Ft Was Entirely Too Dainty to Suit Her Italian Doctor. That recipe of the tallest Scotsman In London—two meals a day and live forever—would not have appealed to the Englishman of the eighteenth cen tury nor yet to the man who lived abroad. Here, for Instance, are a few trifles which Lady Mary Montagu man aged to exist on In Italy: “1 wake about 7 and drink half a pint of warm asses’ milk." she wrote, "after which I sleep two hours. Then come three large cups of milk coffee and two lours after a large cup of milk choco late. Two hours later my dinner, where I never fail to swallow a good dish (1 dyu t mean plate) of gravy soup, veal sweetbread, concluding with a competent quantity of custard and some roasted chestnuts.” Even then the day was not done. Lady Mary goes on: "At 5 In the after noon I take another dose of asses’ milk and for supper twelve chestnuts, one new laid egg and a handsome porrin ger of white milk.” In these degener ate days it would be thought that the patient had done very well. The eighteenth century Italian was not so easily satisfied. The parish doc tor marveled how Lady Mary managed to survive with such a finicking appe tite.—London Chronicle. THE COUNTRY LAWYER. A Legal View of Him as the Slave of His Clients. “A professional baseball player in part bases his claim for a large com pensatlou upon the theory that in ac cepting service he surrenders in a great measure his liberty and becomes the property of his employer.” writes Al mond G. Shepard in "Case and Com meut” •Tf this was the basis of compensa tion for the lawyer In the rural dis tricts he would speedily become a mil lionaire. For he is the property not only of one Individual, hut frequently of a whole community, and the greater his success, the wider his reputation, the more abject la his slavery. His clients are tyrannical. They know and recognize no office hours. The month hand on a farm has at least a few hours between late dusk and early dawn for repose, but even these are frequently denied the country lawyer “Some of his clients are prone to con sult him at his residence late at night, when none of the curious minded vil lagers can see them, and speculate and gossip on the question and of the na ture and purpose_of_the call. Another adage ‘worm, n.t early '■j> ,A,’' ißnm'.ipr' to pakc tlie law- Vir 1 S* y them in i trouble.” *•> '.f’M-cr Tumby ' the battle <b (111 a idvr on y*. S* s,'* •?’‘,i'-lßro ease ::N neb; 1 ia unit: it was. blanket,'’ be *•/* S’ f- ' 1 persisted. name of the ' \ is,” the d.i i.sg '? 4 t !e *o '' ./Ms attendant at :l Hot gets la- BHHHHOTIfyiTight." commanded brave man. who did not forget even in his last agonies the comfort and welfare of his men. Of such un selfish stuff are true soldiers made.— Youth’s Companion. Too Cool. She—Were you cool when the bullets began to fly? Major Itun—l was so cool that 1 shivered like a leaf.—New Orleans Times-Democrat. Good material Is half the work.— From the German. The Place To Purchase . |||| I Good IS I Shoe Values . I AT ANY TIME j ■ VISIT I “THE QUALITY SHOP” I John F. Willi* & Son, Proprietors I SI BOO. J S6OO Cash SI2OO Mortgage I 82 Acre Farm I About 60 acres cleared and 23 acres in wood- 8 land. Small 6 room house, large barn, new 5 corn house and a few peach and apple trees for family use. | Less than 3 miles from 8 railroad stations. Just the farm lor an industrious farmer with small capital. For Particular* Write Or Sec MATTHEWS & CO. 11l HIGH STREET CAMBRIDGE, MD. PHONES—OSn MB—Hsuss 413 THE MERCHANT. THE LAWYER. THE | DOCTOR. THE MECHANIC i Read and advertise in our want adv. column These little ad's, are wonderful result getters Telephone Us Your Want Ads. Special Bargains To make room for the large line of Spring Goods we have coming in, we will offer you special inducements in broken locs of Winter Shoes FOR CASH ONLY CALL AND PICK TP A BARGAIN. See Our Special Bargain Table Ladies* French Military Ladies’ Gnn Metal Button, Boots Blucher, English Bal were 14 50, new were 83.50, now $3.00 $2.00 Shoes for The Whole Family—At All Prices. ’TIS A FEAT TO FIT THE FEET. LeComptc’s Shoe Shop The Place To Buy Shoes Cambridge Maryland.