Chariton courier., February 23, 1894, Image 2

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irJJITTIER
to aad ta WEST NETO1 STECCT.
ICANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
Leadta and moat successful SpedaHet la an
J:So4. Nerrem and Urtaary flleeasci.
Nervous Debility .
lia Its many gloomy symptoms,
i mcr vitai itv
a a a a
Ff rfcetlr and permanently restored.
SYPHILIS
yLey &age. Cured tor Ufa without nf rcui
Urinary DLsea
Cared quickly and thoroughly.
STRICTURE
Ckrad certecUr without aa ewratloa.
Consult Dr. H. J.WaltUer first and recelra
axiU aad Integrity. No promise made that
caaaot ba fulfilled. .
Medlctaea from oar own laboratory fumiahed
as tatu cast, aaa aeat aaywDer eeajea.
iCnCC CONSULTATION.
Jr HC, C, URINARY ANALYSIS.
Ofica boar ttotandTtol; Sunday 10 to 11
, Can or a&lress la eoan.lenoa.
H. J. WHimER, M. D..
H mi a
ulll
19 aa4 It West Ninth Street, Kaaaaa City, Mo
if TO HEALTH AND HAPPt-
fm NESS SEALED FOR 6 CEXT5
I la) IN STAMPS.
PILES CURED.
rnCDTmlMckmo( aPUa BalM aeat
ST Iva-iI- by mH oo receipt of W centa, to
prepay tarapa or surer.
nia4 or MMf1nr. itrhter or bumlnir. Interna
aa external Files cared perfect! Fallare Un-
Caewra. am act aeiay, write to-cay.
Dr. H. J. WHITTIER.
0aad It Weet Nlath St. ICANSAS CITY. MO
What Xj a Trillion!
We are very apt to apeak of large
number without having any definite
Idea reepectiaK ihem. It is so easy
to combine figure nod enumprate
them, that we forger to consider
how in neb is included in them.
Eu cliildreo ran work out prob
lem which contain billion aud tril
lions, ami tan go up to nonilions
end decilliona. But what iaa tril-
lion? Let us try to get some defl
niteldra. of it. Webeter aajslt Is'ac
eordiutf to i be French notation, the
number ex pree d by a unit with
twrl? cohere annexed' 1,000,000,
000,000.
According to the English cota
' tlon, it is a unit with 18 ciphers an
pextd; but we will sot touch that,
C the French notation Is generally
Cted in tha Uuited States. A tril
lion I one figure and twelve ciphers
expn It; and tbe may be placed
oo a line an inch lung.
It take but a moment to say
trillion!. Uut how long will it
take to count it? Few peraons
hare any idea. Suppose we count
ftzty every miuate, aud count inc
fantly night and dty, week-day aud
Sunday. That would give us 80,
400 a day 004,600 a week; and 31.
KJG.OOOayetir.
But it would take thirty-one thou
sand seven baud mi and nine com
poo years to count on trillion.
Counting twenty-four leap years in
century, that would give us 7,010
leap years, and would reduce the to
tal by more than twenty years.
But It will still take mora than
31,680 years to count a trillion
being more than fire timea at long
as from the creation of Adam to the
present time.
Or suppose wo think of a trillion
xnilee. The earth, in round num
bers, is twenty-five thousand milrs
In circumrerrnc. Hence we should
have to pass around the rurth forty
millions of time, to complete a tril
lion of mi!e.. Again, lie euu is
inety-flre millions vt milen from
tbeeurth. But a trillion mil.s is
more than tin thotisind five hun
dred, and twentr-six times that dis
fance. According to Sir John iler
tcbel, sound traveN at the rate of
1,123 fret f-er second, or 0,410.318
miles a ycur; so that it would take
the sound of a clap of thunder one
hundred and forty tight thousand,
eight hundred and twenty-lour year s
to travel a trillion, mile.
If you want dry goods,
1 olothing. ladles' wrap and
i reasonable famishing goods
ot greatly reduced prices for
next 30 days ko to Bo
1 rjnatein. of Bnuxswlclr.
Old, Bat f pry.
James Robinson, who for a long
time wore the title of the champion
bareback rider of the world, is spend
ing his retirement on bis farm down
in Audruin county," said William
Heed, of Monroe county, to a Repub
lic reporter, "lie is by no means an
old man, but be is out of the arena
forever. 1 am cf the impression
that be has saved a good deal o
money on which to live for the re
mainder of bis doys, but I do not
know just how well be has taken
car of the big income that he used
tomjoy. Itobinson still has many
of the valuable gifts that were
showered upon him in all parts o
the world, lie has various valuable
presents from the queen of England
the late William of Germany, and
other gteat people of the old coun
try. One of the most valuable o
the gifts received from royalty is the
belt sent to him by Victoria after he
bad given a performance before her
majesty. Mr. Bobineon Is the same
wiry little man that he has always
been, and, except for bis hair one
would hardly think him to be above
forty years of age. Republic
ELECTB1C BITTERS.
This remedy is becoming so wel
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the same song
of praise. A purer medicine -does
not exist and it is guaranteed to do
all that is claimed. Electric Bitters
will cure all diseases of the liver and
kidneys, will remove pimples, boils,
silt rheum and other affection
caused by impure blood. Will drive
malaria from the system and pevent
aa well as cure all malarial fevers.
For cure of beadace. constipation
and indigestion try Electric Bitters.
Satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Price GO cents and one
dollar per bottle. Sold by Wm. C.
Uaston. .
An editor of an exchange, is now
a haunted beast, roming the land,
and with no place to lay his head,
all on the account of an error made
by his "make-up.' That person in
some way got a marriage notice and
a grocer's local mixed, the outcome
of which read as follows: "Mr. John
Jones and Miss Mollie Smith were
united in the holy bonds of molasses
at 40 cents by the quart or barrel
The bride wax attired in codfih and
mackerel, while the groom looked
splendid In homemade soap at 20
per quart. Mr. Jones is an esteemed
saner kraut, and he has a new in
voice of hams at 15 cents per pound.
Rev. Brown officiating."
IT SHOULD BE IN EVERY UOME.
J. B. Wilson. 371 Clar St.. Sh a r pa-
burg. Pa., says be will not be with
out Dr. . King's New Discovery for
consumption, coughs and colds, that
it it cured bis wife who was threaten
ed with pneumonia after an attack
of la grippe, when various other rem
edies and several physicians had
done her no good. Robert Berber,
of Cool sport. I'a.. claims Dr. King's
New Discovery has done him more
good than anything be ever used for
lung trouble, rtotblng lika it. Try
it. Free trial bottle at W. C. Gas
ton's. William Pikstox, an aged man
with family living in Independence,
had trouble with bis wife last Tues
day morning, and later in the day
was found supposedly dead. It was
believed that he had taken strych
nine. An undertaker was summoned
and dressed Pinkston in a shroud
and all was ready for the funeral. A
burial permit was refused, owing to
the absence of a properly filled phy
sician's certificate, the coroner pro
ceeded to the houe to make an au
topsy. Lie found signs of life, and it
developed that Pinkston was merely
in a cataleptic state.
TH OLOBE-DEIIOCRAT JRZZ.
Any reader of this paper can get
the St. Louis Globe' Democrat free.
Read the offer, on another page, end
take advantage of it at ouce. The
wreklcy Ulobc-Democnit is now is
sued in semi-weekley sections, eight
pages each Tuesday and Friday, six
teen pages each week, making it
practically a eeml-weekley paper, yet
the price remains only one dollar a
year. In politics, it is strictly Re
publican, but it gives all the news,
and is absolutely indispensible to
the farmer, merchant, or profession
al man who has not the time to read
a large daily paper, and yec desires
to keep promptly and thoroughly
posted. Sample copies will be sent
freeon application to Glob Printing
Co.t SULouis, Mo. . . .15 Gt
"Well begun is half done." Begin your housework by buying
a cake of
SAPOLIO.
Sapolio is a solid cake of Scouring Soap used for all cleaning
purposes.
Tbe Foster Times announces it
will cease doing business in a short
time unless the business men of that
town comes to its relief more sub
stantially than they have in the1
past. There is nothing like being a
newspaper man and getting comps
to all shows and free transportation
on the railroads, a load of wood oc
casionally and watermelons and
pumpkins in season. The fellow that
can't lire and thrive on this diet
ought to go to teaching a country
school. Dztler Times.
It is tbe same old story over
vgain. Men start papers in towns
where the business does not jmtify it
and wheo the enthusiasm' wears off
the town generally has an outfit
held under mortgage by eome one.
A loose printer comes along, runs a
paper a few months, or as long as
tbe merchants pay for it, and then
lets go and abuses tbe town.
town is not helped by having a pa
per in it unless it is a prosperous and
continuous concern. luere are
many towns in the East of six or
seven hundred population without
a paper. Hold en Enterprise.
As a rule 90 out of 100 local news
papers are creditable to the town In
which the are published, notwith
standing the fact that there are dox
ens of local papers received at this
office as exchanges that look like the
tail end of starvation. They are
creditable to tha towns in which
they are published because they have
not been fairly treated by the bus!
ness men, and because their publish
ers are spending more of their time
and energy in their efforts to prove
worthy than their communities jus
tify. The wonder Is that some news
paper publibhers will submit to the
indifference, neglect, manifested on
the part of business men in a town
without using their means and influ
ence to fight back by slapping in the
face those who neglect or refuse to
do thtir duty to their local paper.
Ex.
Mr. Albert Favorite, of Arkansas
City, Kansas, wishes to give our
readers tbe benefit of his experience
with colds, tie says: "1 contracted
a cold early last epnng that settled
on my lungv, and bad hardly recov
ered from it when 1 caught another
that bung on all summer and left
me with a hacking cough that I
thought I never would get rid of, J
had used Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy some fonrteen years ago with
much success, md concluded to try
it again. 'When 1 had used one bot
tle my cough bad left me, and I have
not been bothered with a cough or
cold since. 1 have recommended It
to others and all speak well of it."
50 cent bottles for sale by all drug
gists. ,
UxLESsyour envelope states the
number of days you wisbyourletters
held tbe postmaster by a new ruling,
will hold them thirty days instead of
ten. Tnis is important to business
men wbo do not want their letter,
when not delivered, detained over
five or ten days.
Joseph V. Dory, of Warsaw, III.,
was troubled with rheumatism and
tried a number of different remedies,
but says none of tbem seemed to do
him any good, but finally he got
hold of one that speedily cured him.
He was much pleaed with it. nd
elt ure that others similarly ulilict
ed would like to know what the rem
edy was that cured biin. Il stales
or the benefit of the i.tittlic that It if
called Chamberlain' Paiu Balm.
For sale by all druggists.
Toe first bank organized in Mis
souri began businces in September,
181G. Tuiswas tbe bank of St.
Louis, with a capital of $100,000.
It was chartered August 21st, 1812,
by the territorial legislature of Mis
souri.
ONE LADY SAYS
I have been troubled for years with
a hacking rough. Have bad many
doctors and tried fifty cough cures.
1 grew worse nil tha time. 1 tried
Parka Cough Sjrup and fonud im
mediate relief. It begins at the bot
tom of the disease and 1 know It is
the best coogh remedy on the mark
et. Refer any sufferer to Mrs. W. J.
Fnbay. LeRoy, N. Y.
The Cocbicb office now has the on
ly job printer In Key teeville. Remem
ber this when yoa want job work.
--5
Tha Meet Nirrmfa I Kmuv nr dimn
erMl. aa U la ceruia la lu eSecte aad doea aot
KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE.
- - . TAaoa,Ofno,Jan.lOOj,lsa.
Omt I have beea nln yevr Spavin Care
yrith remarkable, ancceee on a Hlax-fcaae of
evB SMauuiie II a W WW rv WW A, SBlSaJte
1st sUsb ery casea Youm Iroly.
M Tt Tff WWAf Tta
KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE.
Oenu I triil roar Kmui1 Spa m Ccma."
aad It ba4 tbe dealred effect. I need not quite
half a bottle of It. Mr bone bad a Terrlbla
By rmia oo nia i. KTeruiiy Jtun.
IajREN CP. W mYfit tbm Baker.
Price 11X0 it hottl
DR. n. J. KKXPALL CO
Kaeabaraa 'alla, Verraeat
FOf.D BY A LI. DKCOCI.TH.
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.
Notice la hereby tclren that lettera of aj
miuietrMtioaontbeeetateotJ.il. Brill, de
reaaed, bare been granted ine by tbe Probate
Court of t ban ton county, bearing date Jan
nary 17tb, 1VU3. All aeraone having claim
asainat anid eetate are required to exhibit
tbem for allowance within one year from the
dateofeaid lettera. or tbey may be preclod
ed from having any bennta of said estate,
and if auch claims are not preaerted wit in
two years tney sbaii lie forever barred.
r. II. Elliott. Administrator.
The Nevada. Mn.. M:il fnrrA eol-
brated ground hog day by eating a
35 pound water melon, raised and
preserved in tho folds of a feather
Ill Second wife
Told him tbe secret of her goo
health. She used Parka' Ten?
every nfht. Sold ly W. C. Gaston.
who are thin, hollow-chested,
or growing too fast, are
raado Strong, Robust and
Healthy by
Scott's
Emulsion
the Cream of Cod-liver OIL
It contains material for mak
ing healthy Flesh and Bones.
Cure3 Coughs, Colds and
Weak Lungs. Rhysxcisnz, tho
world over, endorso It,
D;a't li tfccelici fcy Cnbs!Ito!:s!
Prepared fe Seott A Bewae,X.Y. All DrafrUta.
Joseph Haaaman. Henry Rick
Hansman & Rick,
DSALCHS IX
Fire : Wines : ani : Lip:i
KETTEST1LLE, 310.
tThe Celebrated Anhrueer-Boach Laga
Beer always oa dranght. Ws solicit a shen
ot the public patronage
THOS. HABNED,
TONSOPIAL ARTIST,
KETTESTILLE, 310,
tVShaving, shampooing acd hair catting
Everything neat and clean. 8tep right in,
yoa are next. doors east of J. ft. Urer'
groeerf store
T. J. MOORMAN.
ATTO R N ' Y-AT- LAW,
KETTESTILLE, - 310.
PC-Ofllce op atatm, in the lfoorman build
ng. Formerly the mayor's office. Baatb
side Bridge street
L. M. ApPLrtiaTK,
J. C. W 4LI.ACK,
Tire-rreeident
President.
.FARMERS' BANK
Chariton Cosntj. KeylesYille, He
11. C Uitxca. J no. C. UiLuca,
Aea't CoehUr Caahier
L. N. DEMPSEY.
A TTOJIN9 Y AT LA TP
KrrrESTiLLF, no.
Will praerto la rhaHtoa and adjoialng
eoantiei. Office with J. C. Wallace, front
room orei Faxmars rack.
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