Chariton courier., May 17, 1895, Image 2

About Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current

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Dr. Jotxra Gbahkillx Norwood,
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and 83 years, for a number oil
years professor in tfra state nnlversi-1
ty, died at hi botes ia Colombia
one night Iat week.
Ram's Horn Blast.
Abase the devil, and there are
men w no win .uuhk 70a mean
them. '
T 1 a
Afteb the h&llttorm at Martina. uau
burg nearly two weeks ago a man I Strengthens the
took a bucketful of tbsfcallstonec to I gage on the city,
llexico, which attar being carried 12
xniies were still aa large aa bene
man in town
devil's mort-
The bluest hero is the one
who is scared the most and
runs the least.
The man who rides a hobby
Spabks from a passing engine set
fire to the enpplr yards of St. Joeeph
pump factory laet Friday night, and thinks everybody else ought to
OTer 200 cords of wood used In the travel his way.
manufacture of pump and excelsior
were burned. Loes about 13.000. wux "iCU WUUUUS
getting to heaven because
Garments dyed with lbs Putnam Ithevhave neTer been in lail.
FaAelM 1)(M mdIm d risd In thai
nn trMtf. XT. nnf ,.T.tm I The oath that falls from the
w mm mm mm -wswv Ws MM m v w V
Dyes to be fadeless and then tell you profane man's Hps becomes a
to dry goods in the ahade. Colors I dagger in somebody's breast.
from nna tMrrt tn m. hmM mnrm than I
m r.,v.n. A. ri. ml A co UTs e of conduct that has I
mmmmj wm ay aa. m w J mm VVl a AW I
csnts. Bold bT W. C. Gaston. to be defended to the con
science, may always be set
Oscab Hcmmkl. about 15 years of down as wrong.
Liberty last Thursday on the public' As long as there are hypo-
I crites in the church, the devil
tog him over the tssrt. He was a will get outsiders who hide be
ton of a grocery merchant of Lib- hind them.
I Many macthes said to have
been made in heaven turn out
aijiric cure, lor ropumausm ana i . m
neuralgia, radically cures in 1 to 3 to be Lucifer matches.
A Its ltlnn 11 rvor thm nttim la I
remarket and mysterious. It re- When it is looked for there
moves at one the cause and the! 3 one thing always in sight a
uiseaea immpuiaieiT uie appears iDLB f. iinn.1.:n
first does grsaUy benefits? Sets cause for complaint.
a a r sr I
aroinris.Mj- A Christian man belongs to
the church and not the church
ibs county court uu urucrcu 1 wo 1 . f
sew iron cages for the poor farm, in
which to keep unruly demented in- Bees find honey in .weeds,
mates, as they can be kept at the and spiders poison in flowers,
poor farm for less than half what it
coats to keep them in Jail. It will be The man who breaks one of
readily seen' that the money for the commandments stands on
2r"?;m"",PDt-- ground where he may break
them all.
Monro County ApptzL
Did not the legislature and Gov
ernor Stone mak a law last winter,
forbidding the keeping of iniane peo
ple at county poor farms? That
was onr understanding..
A lady at Toolej, La., was very
sick with biliors colic when M. C.
TiaJer, a prominent merchant of the
town, ve her a bottle of Chamber
Iain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
remedy. !! says ehewas'weli in
forty xniontea after taking the first
dose. For sle r W. C. Ganton.
There is something wrong in
the heart of the man who gets
mad at the truth.
It is a mistake to conclude
that God has forsaken us be
cause we may be having a hard
time.
A good man is a living wit
ness to the fact that the devil
is a liar.
Chaxcxllob Show of the Kansas
nni? ersity claims a new d isco very I Doa't Tobscco 8plt or Boke Tour Life Away
In the me of Infections diseases to I
destroy chinch-boes. Hs has disco v M8 the truthful, startling title of a
sred that the destroying fungus can book about No-To-Bac, the harm-
be grown on plants and vegetables as I guaranteed tobacco habit cur. I
well as on th bugs themselves. In- that braces up nieotinixed nerves,
stead of scattering thediseased bugs, I eliminates the nicotine poison,
as heretofore, in the fields. Prof. (makes weak men Rain strength,
Snow proposes to poison water with I vig or and manhood. Yon run no
the fungus and spray the places I physical or financial risk, as No-To-
wbere the Dugs are gathered just as is sold by VY C. Gaston under a
one would spray fruit trees. iruarantee to cure or monev re-
fnnftail Rnnlr Vka IiUmii D..
The best .aire in the world for edy Co., N.w York or Chi-
Rh pti m . Fever Rnrea. Tetter. Chf&n
ped hands. Chilblains. Corns, and ai Thi Chicago MaU says that, while
Bkin Eruptions, and .positively I the discussion goes on and political
cures Piles, or no pay required. It I parties are rent asunder. Mr. Har-
lsguarnteed to gi re perfect saUs- jrey rakes in profits of from $750 to
faction, or money refunded. Pries
25 cents a box. For oale by
V - OiSTOX.
SI, 000 a day heedless the while
whether the cash be the gold of the
"sound money" man, tbs silver
which Is not free, or the crisp green
back or treamry certificate. All I
wa v buj we w wa uivuvj wco
Cannot Regard Friena or Foe.
A newspaper ia oftea compelled to
perform disagreeable duties in thai with the man who wrote and la pub
publication of the newa of the day lisbing "Colo's Financial School."
concerning persons, society aud of- SJf- Harvey Is the author of "Cola's
flclals. Inasmuch as it Is human na 1nncial School" consisting of
T,nM,vf-three volumes, all of which are sell-
ttm- tu trt thm .fn.Hninnni Ing rapidly. Tbs Wall street gold-
. . . " bugs are endeasoring to teach
mankind. A newspaper in these 1 M Ending out
maiicm cuuub ani .r.ruu r lur, tbeip litratQre Ire6 to anj0ne wieh-
Dnt impartially ana wunoui coior or lDKiu The though see m to
prejudice, give a plsin statement of prfer to pay this time in the selec-
the facts. This is due its readers. I tlon of their reading matter.
To shield one who occupies a promi
nent position politically or socially
is a species of toadvism which no Persons who sympathize with the
honest publisher can pursue and re- afflicted will rejoice with D. . Carr
tain the respect and confidence of the of 1235 Harrison street, Kansas ?ity.
pubUd Sterling Bulletio and Graph
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Hs ia an old sufferer from inflamma
tory rheumatism, but has not hereto
fore been troubled in this cHmate.
uoaraauMctrt. Ust winter he went up into Wiscon-
We authorize oar advertised I n, and in consequence has had an-
druggist to sell Dr. King's New Die I other attack. "It came upon me
covery for consumption, coughs and gin very acute and severe," he said.
cold a. upon thi condition. If you J MMy joints swelled and became in-
are afflicted with a cough, cold or J fumed; sore to touch or aimost to
any lung, throat or cheat trouble, I look at. Upon the urgent request
and experience no benflt, you may of my mother-in-law I tried Chamber-
return the bottle and have your lUin'a Fain Balm to reduce the swell-1
ncney refunded. We could not ling and ea?e the pain, and to my
iake this offer did we not know I agreeable turpriee, it did both. I
t?r. KIng'a New Discovery could be I have used three fifty-cent j bottles and
died on. It never disappoints, believe it to be the finest thing for
Trial bottles free at W. C. Gaston's I rheumatism, pains and swellings ez
' prj stors. Largs sixs 50c, and 1. 1 tant. For sale by W. C. Gaston.
IN MEMORY
of airs. Julia Perkins-Cravens:
She has gone away and left as
On earth to weep and mourn,
She has gone to lire with Jesus,
She'll watch for us to come.
Our mourning's because we miss her,
We know she is at rest;
We'll miss her here, you'll raiaa her
there,
We'll miss her everywhere.
Dear loved ones, do not mourn for
her,
Her sufferings now are o'er;
Shs's happy with Jesus
And babee that went before.
We mnit not wish her back again,
"God doeth all things welfe"
Ws'H meet her by and by,
Till then, farewell, farewell.
MRS. W. A. GOODMAN.
Pueblo, Colorado.
SAME; BUT DIFFERENT.
How strange it is that if you say
"That man's a level-headed chap,"
He likea it, though for compliments
Us eays bs does not care a rap.
But change the words a little, and
"Aflat bead" call your dearest
friend,
How wild he gets, and yet those
terms
Both mean the same thing in the
end.
OUT OF SIGHT.
He sneered at vegetarians
. In days gone by; 'twas wrong.
He now perceives their arguments
Are logical and strong.
In confidence I'll tell yon why
He altered bis belief
He couldn't stretch his salary
Up to the price of beef.
A GOOD MOTTO.
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This is a good motto,
Not learned in a school
"Taks time by the forelock,"'
And also the mulel
IT'S DIFFERENT NOW.
"I'll lead the dance," he semi to her,.
Her cheeks grew red, her eye grew.
. dim;
They're married now, and all is
changed.
And quite a dance she's leading hlm.-
The Joke Reversed.
Near the flourishing mountain,
town of Blue Ridge two thirsty citi
zens established a contraband still
a lor the sole purpose of making a-
little of the ardent for "personal
purposes." They got everything
ready in tip-top working order,
and were soon ready for the "doub
ling" to come off. The night was
set for that purpose, but three evil
disposed citizens had "caught on"
and determined as soon as tbs real
proprietors fired np and commenced
operations they would go in, run
them off and capture the plant.
The proprietors came, fired up, and
everything was working smoothly,
when the three evil-disposed citizens
made a break and captured the still,
running ths proprietors out of tne
neighborhood. They sat laughing
and reveling at the huge Joke they
had perpetrated when all of a sudden
they found themselves looking down
tbs barrels of six shining Winches
ters in the.hande of as many deter
mined revenue men. The evil citizens
were promptly "cuffed" and hustled
off to Atlanta to answer to the .
charge of illicit distilling, while the
real owners watched from an ad
jacent bill the whole transaction,.
making ths valleys ring with their
merriment. The joke had turned.
Atlanta Constitution.
Fancy combs and side combs at
Hrs.a P. Vandirer's.
ilTHE GREATREMEDY
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yPAINSori
liMAN &
beast;
IT. ELLIOTT a CO.,
Abstracters Real Estate
AND LOAN AG-ENTS,
, MISSOUBI.
Having purchased the Ka&DDenbenrer Abstract w hnT
of Title to all the land and Town Lota in the county. Will fnrniah reliable Abstract Loaa
Money on unincumbered real estate at a low rate of interest, bnv
amine land titles, prepar conveyances, and pay taxes tor non-residents and others. Oflea
In Court Hons. .1 Cj
DR.;-TV J. MOORE
. SXaiSKVT SX2TXZ8X,
Salisbury, - lIis30urL
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MODELL MILL Co.
MANUFACTURERS OP AND DEALER8 IN
CHOICE, HIGH GRADE FLOOR AND ML
SALISBURY.
XIIOSOTJRI.
Beat mill erer bnilt in Chariton conntj. Capacity 150 barrels a day
A share of the public patronage solicited. Cash paid for grain.
MRS. C. P. VANDIVER,
uwm for
KEYTESV11212E, - MisseaRi.
Or. Coo's Sanitarium
M0.
11U taS BresSwsy. KAV8AS CUT.
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THIS SANITARIUM
I a prlrmt tioapltai quiet borne for
tnoae afflicted witli medical and surgical
dlseaees, and is supplied wltnH the reme
dial means known to ecience end the latest
instruments required In modern surgery.
$or h? acootnmod&tlon of patients, to
Ktber with our complete Brsee-Mskln'
tpartment, make this the largest and
oldest and the only thoroughly equipped
Sanitarium In the if est. '
peraUons for the cure of Varicocele,
Piles, Stricture and Vistula are of dally
occurrence.
'AneaUy published book. Illustrated
throughout, snowing the Sanitarium, with
photographs of many patients, which, will
be mailed free to any address.
Tot farther Information call or ad drees
Jr. c n. coe. Kansas cmr. na
T. J. MOORMAN.
ATTO R N ' Y-AT-LAW,
A bitter chnrch flgbt is on at a
country chorcb in Boone county,
named Goshen, which was organized
by the Primitive Baptists itf 1832.
Lin 1890 a discord arose between
two factions, one headed by a man
named Glascock and the other by
the pastor. Elder W. A. Turner.
The quarrel increased in magnitude '
and bitterness, till the congregation
divided and the Glascock' faction
called a new'preacher. Each faction
had a key to the church. In Feb
ruary last the Glascock party put
new locks on the door, nailed tha
windows down, and gave it ont that
Turner would preach in the chnrch
no more. Then tb . Tnrnerites
burst open the door, put on 'other
locks, and held possession. The
Glaicock party brought suit in tha
Boone county circuit court against
the Turner party for forcible entry
and unlawful detainer and lost. An
appeal was taken and the appellatt
court at Kansas City recently re
versed the'decision of the lower court
and sent the case back for another
trial. In the meantime the quarrel
has grown more bitter and may
lead to bloodshed.
ANO NOTARY PUBUC,
KEITESTILLE,
310.
BVOfflce with Crawley A Bon
J. A. COLLET.
AU'y-at-Law and Notary Pale,
Collection s Specialty.
aar-OQee in Cour -House, np-stairs.
ED. T. MILLER,
Mtoniej-at-Law an. Man Mild
KETTESTTLLE, AO.
Office with W. w. Backer In 'rear of Far
ssers' Bank.
"Collections promptly attended to.
ADMISISTRAXOirS NOTICE.
Notice is hereby (riren that letters of ad.
ministration on the estate of James B.
Moore, deceased, hare been granted e by
the probate court of rbariton county, bear
ing date of April 10th, 1893. All persons
bsTinjr claims ejrainst saM estats are re
quired to exhibit them for allowance within
one year from the date of said letters, or
they mar be-precluded from harins; any
benefits of said estatev a ad if such claims are
not presented within two years they shall
be forerer barred.
Lloyd H. Hibhio, Administrator.
Tour Blood, ia Tour IAfe.
Without good blood coursing through
your veins you will soon look wrmkled and
dried up. A few deses of Beggs' Blood
Purifier and Blood Maker will change your
whole system, giving you a heal thy .fresh and
youthful appearance. Sold and guaranteed
by your popular druggist, H. L. Sneed.
A Michigan man tells his plan ol
raising strawberries as follows:
My plan for propagating strawber
ries is as follows: Take plants from
an old bed, eet in rows three feet
apart and twelve inches apart in tha
row, give good cultivation until they
begin to bloom, then cut off all run
ners which have started fcod all
blossom buds. In three weeks re
pvat the operation. Look after this
as lunjr there is any growth, be
cause evfry runner cut offindeces
the formation of a frnit crown. The
plants so treated produce much
mors fruit the following season
One summer a bed so treated yielded
541 quart., while a plat of exactly
thfeame sire untreated gave only
2C0 quartH, rlh reiving the same
culture mii ijmhI Hm.xints offortil
Iizer. This bae U-V u the general ex
perience of most strawberry growers.
The oklt painless tooth extractor in bar
iton county, using Odontunder, Chlorotnrsi
Vitalised Air, Cocaine, Qas and Electricity
for extracting teeth without pain. Tried by
hundreds and pronounced a success. Hav
ing bad 25 years experience, stands at the
head of the profession.
Gold Killings, Gold frowns and Bridge
work done in the latest styles. Full set of
teeth only Eight Dollars
Dental Parlors, - Ho. 315 8. Broadway?;
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