Chariton courier., December 27, 1895, Image 2

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OLDEST t OntCINAL
Hi
10 WEST KVfTtf STREET,
(NEAR JUNCTION.)
KANSAS CITY, w MISSOURI.
Regular piduiti
tutnorlxed by ths
tat, and eonced
dtobt th ld
Ins ami mod two
cwwefwl Specialist
lit ILOOO, NERV.
OU8 mJ URfMAftV
DI8CA8CS.
Nervous Debility
nit As JUor OW AT
Lost1 Vitality
CW.
.Syphilis
CmnJtorUU tnfesarf Jfsrtwrr
Urinary Diseases
T"! la Pr- R. J. "WMUler larar-
W rT Ubly successful? IWaoaa he
Paxes w peowiti Hut be
aCKBWBBBSwa csaaot fulfill. At old cheer
eure-slls and unsxUled payilcUas, and consult
rk- Wblttler la person or by letter (girlat
ym atoms) and reeelre the ewodld opinion of t
yeleUn of lomg wpiiliBM, nKinsetlowei
II1 aad sterling Integrity.
MEXMCCrrS from cor on laboratory f Jr
abaed at small cost sad a&lpped aaywbevti
secure fret? observation.
ISS-lTMiyr Mrrr Nat C.O.D
CP KG CONSULTATION.
rilE.lI URINARY ANALYSIS.
0ce horxr 0 to 4 aod 7 to 8. Sanity 19 to K
V U I U J I tarflttii it amp to prtptj
Call cr adres la strict confidence
DR. K.J.WHITTIER,
10 Vest Mintn Street. Ksnssa Ctty. Me
flr, Coo's Sanitarium
ll&aaJBraeeirsy,
KASSaJ CTTT, 10.
it . - e a . I -
THta SAWITA3IUM
1 a prlrata ttoaptlaJ Cnlet boms for
tnoa aatried witb tnoltcml ud eorplcsJ
dbwaaea.ao'l leetrppued wits ail tbe rvmo
Clilnwitii fcoown to clence aol tba Utt
jitniroDii rccrUrod la raodora aarsery.
60 ROOMS
it ium reoraTDOdAtU of rtier.ta, to
Kttr wtia oar eoaipUto BnoMaklCf
tpartmvot. Dak thla tbo larircaC aaJ
olJr and trto ooly tboroofbly oqairpo!
ealtanam la tb rTaat,
SURCIOAL
Cisrmttuo for tbo ctjto of Tax1orl,
riioa. Pinctura eaU ruuila are of iliy
Ofrorrmce.
WX HAVK
A Kuy poblUbad bonk. mnstrat1
tfrootoat. towiM tbo tenluuiom. wttK
rfxxnrrrh erf BMDf rtiot, v&Ica wui
b Ba&llol fro to aor aililr a.
For rartber laformatloa call ora45:
JL C. COc. . KAXSJIS CITT, B3.
Woman the First Inventor.
A remark a1 Is exhibit is now in
coara of arraopftumt and claMiflca
tion utiitor ib dir-citn of Pro'e'eor
OtieTuftoa Mien, curator of tbe
dpurtmttit of ettuoly of tbe Na
tional maerum at WabinKtop,hUh
tjoee f-r to prove lb prtfxlent ol
vocitn to the origlunl invrntion ot
cearlv evrrj method and ' ap Taur
tbat wue condnciye to tbe w li-lNina
of mnokind in the strlter a-e. To
man a lout- was Mt tbs invention ol
the murderous impNmeuteot wnrfttr
Woman was thv flrei to brio th.
food to the fnmilv. Whil abnritfintl
,man km either iudol ntlj unnli ft
himself b'neati tropTnl akWe, or on
exprditione nl rwpin and liiidr
from neitrbboritii; tih-s. womni n
rxrcia'tit h'r ir:-runy in iiiM-oTr
lac tU'thrx hi t .!. r in-ttm -'s tml
tn"Ki lor M- nij-iiifir of -r
(or uitir: ) iitril nml thir r-
PDV. !! C ilfCl ! ilnl:CifJ thi
woutan ibfirt lt wu-, rh
flret to ilrHia kii th- flit luni iU
oirv. nni 'iiHisij. cvn xt
t ion m-l, fh- ! lh firi in
eDHtO'ir- nri rnl r-!i;if. Al! ol
tbfiM mI-iim l.of--or Mho)
etitl(:KU hy h r ! r-h. it.
firat ! tlih H' x t lit i: t
Amt-u Am-nii n
lit iiitro rnr-e U Hiifi frol
tbat ouiHn tlr-i to v-nin.'
grafo nnd Lo it in uan-: tf
tlmtcltnl fir.. In j:r:ijtjij; ;t !
ctiii.Ntd irorlur hi.-1 's'J-,
which ia a nrvi fl l (rum ie in u- in
rtfrv Moili-,rv' hi'M.--Jiv. Itn
1 1 ia- me ni;ricilri!r -r f luon
r d r.l bjr b m"n. l): Ltvirp
atone rnw th itouMf-Vad-! hae
n:-d- l ttf MH.'i of Afri.t. The J
hio tM.-ni -il ih rndv plowa and
That woman we tbe inventor of
w-avirg tba profeeor demonstrates
bj Unutifol specimens of primitive
workmanship in that line. Baskets
of wood, grave and fibre, some of
tbem beautifallj colored, are In this
Interesting collection. That woman
was tbe first to prepare skim for
clothing U shown bj the fact that
among all tribes tbat has, been her
work since the first dawn ot bistorj.
The man i!sw the beast and laid It
mm
at tbs door, aod tbs wife, with tbe
help of rod stone knives, scraped
tbe flesh and left tbe tbin oat-skin,
wh'ch she tanned vHh ashes from
tbe log fire, sewed it with line we. and
tbna fashioned garments, or fitted
tbem for covering tbe canoe framee.
In ceramics, too, ebe set tbe pattern
for f atore sere. Tbe Esquimaux wo
men, of Bristol Bay. made pota or
lamps of elar, tempered with hair
and tinted with blood, eimilar to
iboie found In tbe temple ct Veita
at Borne. Professor Mason says
tbat the exhibition le not Intended
to advance the theory of tbe to pr
iority of tbe gettle sex, bnt be wish
ea to prove bj tie work that ehe bat
kept pace with man in Invention,
tbat all the useful arts of aneirnt
days were dn to her ingenuity, and
tbat ebe ie tbe originator of ench
Industries now neurped bj man.
.Yew ldexs.
Tar Shakers have mads a die-
covery which is destined to accom
piiih much good. Uealisiug tbat
tiree-fonrtbs of all our sufferings
arise from stomach troublee, tbat
the country is literally filled with
people who cannot eat and digest
food, without eubeequrntly tufleripg
pain od diatreer, and tbat many
are starving, wasting to mere ekelo-
tone, beeaue tbeir food dos thi-m
no good, they have devoted much
study and thoaght to tbe subject
and the reenlt is this discovery of
tbeir Digestive Cordial.
A little book can I obtained from
yonr druggist tbat will point out
tbe war f nlirf at fcnee. An inves
tigation w:ll cost nothing aid will
result in much good.
Children all hats to take Caster
Oil, but not Laxol, which is paldta
cle. Tar I.; Nats.
The Ptnneylvanla State grange
aits reevnt meeting propousdd tbe
following questions to protrction-
Iste.
Firt. Can a tar.fZ on import
directly or 5ndirectly protect ibf
borne market prices of agrlcnlturul
staphs as lung as tbe eurplus fe eohl
for export and (be export aod home
price of these are tbe esmi?
Second. If it cannot, tnuit not
this unprotested iuduatry pty lor
the cost of protection of tl.e protect
el ludustri?
Third. I not eucb a eyatem ol
protection injuriquely unjust anil
Inequitable to the producers of agri-
Ciltural etapUs?
ronrth. Will cot a bounty on tbe
export! ot agricultural stall s for
the protection of tbir prices in tte
home market be Jut and equitable
so long as protection by a tariff on
imports Is In operation?
QitucNTS dyed with th Putnam
Fadeless djes can bs drivd in tbe s an
it desired. We do not claim there
Dyes to be fa Uieee and tbrn tell jou
to dry goods in the eLade. Colore
from one-third to a ball more than
any otbsr paekax dje. Only 10
cents. Sold bv W. C. (Jetton.
Corn Cob 5yrup.
A recipe for making artificial ma
ple syrup ie going th" rounds of the
aatrn prea. Uereltit:
To each qonrt of wati-r take tbrw
nice corn cobs am) boll until tbey are
sutt. Stra'n the watee io whkb tbey
wer boUed, add one qnnrt cf dark
brown eugr to each quart ot watr,
rpl-ic ou tbe firs and boil a very
little. Tblo makes a ejrup that
would require tb exrt taster to
dietiiiguiah It from pure maple."
Nose no dent as be that wou t
h. ar Kwrr Sm INooeator will
rur He- darh-, Uiiliounet aod all
roronrh trouble. Sold ty Snee-1
Drug Co , Key teevdlM XI o.
A ecbool teacher tajs the popiln
who have nccess 10 newspapers at
hjme, when compared with thoee
who have not, are better readere,
better epellere, tetter in pronuncia
tion and better grammarians read
more understanding and obiain a
practical knowledge of geography in
almoat half the time it requires
others. Tbe uewepaper Is decidedly
an ItEportMDt factor in modern lile.
NOTICEI
AH persons knowing themselves
indebted to me by account or
note are requested to call and settle.
I need tbe money doe me and must
have IL' Ton will eave yonrselvee
trouble and expense by coming In
and eettling your accounts At onee.
Respectfully,
J. P. TiprrrV.
Keytesville, ilo.
I cjT 1
SlMMONS
i i - -
'" " J s&
REGULATOR
GOOD FOR EVERYBODY
Almost everybody takes son laxative
meJidnc t j cleanse the system and keep the
Mood rurj. Those who take Sl.MMONS
UVER REGULATOR (Ikj'JiJ or powd-r)
get a!l the benef.ts of a mild and pleasant
laxative an J tonic that purif.es the blood
and strengthens the wholi system. And
more than this: Sl.MMONS LIVER REGU
LATOR regulates tht Liver, keeps it active
and healthy, and when the Liver Is In
rood condition you find yourself free from
Malaria. Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick
Headache and Constipation, and rid of
that worn out anj debilitated feeling.
These are all caused by a sluggish Liver.
Good digestion and freedom from stomach
troubles will only be had when the liver
Is properly at work. If troubled with any
or wese complaints, xrv 3i:.'nu;N5 liver
REGULATOR. The King of Liver Medi
dnes, and Better than tills,
fr-CVEUY rACKAGE-tfc;
Has the Z Stamp In red on wrapper.
J. IL Zcllin & COw Phi la- 1'a.
It Is Better to Obey than Scar 1 flee.
Firat be rsroocilal to tby brother and
tbta coat and ofTr thj ftfL (Vlatt. u:24,)
Jesas madt it very plain that- we
have no bueinees at the Lord's al
tar while wo hold enmity against a
brother. An eentiat condition to
having Go J's f.vor for ourselves is
that we must bestow favor upon
everybody else. We have no right
to ask God to love ue while we are
bating our brother. We must for
give or we cannot expect to be for
given. The door to every closet of
prayer must swing upon two golden
binges; tbe uppermost being, "Love
God with all thy Leart." and tbe
ether, "Love tby neighbor as tby
IV Unlets this is the caee it can
never I closed tight enough to shut
th world out. Enmity ia a vile
woman who mut not be brought
into the Lord's houe. Bid ber fare-
will, or stand back from tbe holy
place. Corns not to tbe altar with
tby gift unles tby brother can have
ii share in it. "But Lord, lvi gut n
spleodid pdtr of oxen." Leave there
thy gift. Bring it no closer. "But
Lord, tbey are fourteen hundred
poundtre, and covered si! over witb
fat an inch thick." Leave thera thy
gift and first be reconciled b'tbyl
brother. "But Lord, I'm a pillar in
the cburcb, and pay more than any
man in it." Leave there thy gi't.
"But tbe church would have gon
down long ago, if it hadn't been for
what I have done to keep 16 up. '
Leave there thy gift. ' Bnt Lord, 1
alwaye go to prayer-meeting, no
n.atterbow bad tbe weather ie."
Leave there thy gilt. "And nobody
in tbe church does any more talking
and prnjiog in meeting than ldo. I
make it a rule to always get up and
say something every chance 1 get."
Leave there tby gilt and first be re
conciled to tby brother. 'But Lord,
It would have made an angel mad to
have been treated tbe way be used
me." Leave there tby gift. "'If he'll
only come and ask my pardon, and
own op that bs lied about me''
Leave there tby gilt. "Or if he'll
stand up before the whole cburcb
and apologize" Leave then, thy
gift before tb altar, and go tby way
and return not until thou come ia
God'e way. "1 was a going to take
the law ou him, aod makebimemoks
for what he's done, but If I may
come on with tbe oxen 1 won't do
tbat." Leave there thv gift, "if
he'll keep out ot my way, I'll keep
out of bis way " Goanl bs recon
ciled to thy brother. "But Lord, it
he'll only show that he's sorry for
what's happened " Le'ave there
thy gilt. I'm Uling to tnevt him
hull way and be certalcly ouht to
b-eatitDd with tbat. l's more
than an j bod j elee would do" Be re
concile I; to thy brother. "Wby
l.ord, ho'd slam the door in my face."
Lf aye there thy gift. "It was all his
fault." Go and bs reconciled to tby
brother aod tbn come and offer thy
gift. God wants no gift that ie not
brougbt in love Rum's Horn.
Bant It is His KolW ia Garmaay.
Mr. Jurob Eatenaen, who is in the
c:np!oy ol the CLicago Lumber o..
At Ded ioiu.s, Iowa, Pays: "I 1,-ite
just sent. oine r&edicine back to my
moih-' 'he old onmm, tht I
kuow from personal use to be the beet
medicine in the world for rheuma
tism, having used it in tiy family for
several years. It is called Chamber
lain's rain Balm. It always does the
the work." 50 cent bottles for sale
by W. 0. Gaston.
LET US HAVE NO STRADDLE.
No good-Lord-gtod-devil deliver
ance on tbe silver question will save
tbe Democratic party next year. A
platform that means a gold stand
ard in New York and a silver stand
ard in Colorado and a donbls stand
ard in Uiesonri will win votes no
where. The people ar tired of
makeshifts and straddles and com-
promiees. They want platforms
tbat aay eometbiog and mean
it. Cowardice does not find follow
ers. It is courage that conquers.
With s straight, uncompromising,
though not needlessly harsh declar
ation for the bimetallism of tbe con
stitution, free gold and silver coin
age, the Democratic party will cirry
every Western and Southern state
nsxt jcar. Tbe Norteaet will of
course vote for plutocracy, bnt tie
sceptre has departed from theNorih
eaiL Tbe West and South can con
trol the election it they so desiro.
The Republican party will declare ab
solutely or in substance for a con
tinuance ot the present gold stand
ard. Tbe Democracy has nothing
to gain and all to lose by adopting
a similar course. ins only safe
course is tbat dictated by prin
ciple and policy alike, a platform
tbat means real bimetallism.
The people nominated Cleveland
against tbe protest of the politi
cians and elected him. II the peo
ple over the protest ot tbe politicans
next year can make tbe Democratic
platform tbey will carry it to vic
tory. Columbia IltrsU.
BiwarsotOInjnta.s Its CiUrra tait eon
' tun Mercury,
.
hs mercury wil surely cetsroy thj
sense of smell and completely derange
he whole tystem when entering it
through the mucous surfaces, h'uch
articles r-hould never be used except
on prescription from reputable pby-
eiciamvaa the dnmxge they will do is
ten fold to the good you can posfibly
derive from them. II aire Catarrh
Cure, manufactured Lv F.J.Cheney
& Co., Toledo.O., contains no mercury
and is taken internally, acting direct
ly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
ofgiLe eysem. In buyirg Hall's
Catarrh Cure be r-ure yon get the
genuine. It is taken internally and
in ninde in Toledo, Chio, ty F. J.
Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Drt:ggui8, pi ice 76c. -er
bottle.
Tbk wool raUere in several por
tions of tte country have, through
their respective represent at Ivee, ask
ed congress that the McKioley tar
iff on wool be reetored, for tbe re a
eon tbat witbont a protective tar
iff wool-raising is unprofitable. If
so, why does not the wool-grower
htve fon sibt enough to quit rais
ing wool and go to raising corn at
15 cents per bushel, wheat at GO
cents and all the other farm pro
ducts in tbe lime ratio? There is
no jaatice in passing a law to pro
tect wool-growers unless the
ducers rf corn, wheat, oate,
come in for their share of the
tectlon too. This country is
pro
etc ,
claes ligielation cursed, and the con
gress that dares to increase our na
tion's wo?s In that particular may
expect a hooting next November.
Look Out For Him.
We advise farmers' wives, near
Cameron, to be on the lookout for
swindlers who come around to re
pair sewing machines. Ue begins
work aod when you don't notice him
be will take a piece out of yonr
machine and substitute a broken
one. Then he will call your atten
tion to tbe broken part and get
your permission tft repair it. Ue
then takes the piece be took out of
jour machine and poliabes it and
puts it buck and you pay him from
one dollar upward for the decep
tion h has practiced no you. Keep
a shotgun and a bull-dog handy for
such fellows Cameron San.
EXECUTOR'S HOWE.
Not Ira ia baraby girrn that letters of ad
minUtratioo on tba aetata of Mrs. 8 A. C
Orerton. deceased, baea been granted ma by
tba probata court ot Chariton county, bear
ing date Nov. 2Cth. 1H93. All persona
baring claima against aaid aetata are re
quired to exhibit them for allowance within
one year from the date of aaid lettera, or
tbey may be precluded from baring any ben
eflta of an id eatate. and if each claims are not
presented witnlo two years tbey ahall be for
srer barred J. W. llAwusa,
Executor.
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.
Notice U hereby giren that iftten of ad
miniitrati n on the eatate ot Willie Chrieto
he, dvceaeed, have ben graoUd me by tbe
probate court of Chariton county, bearing
data Norember 26tb. IS 'J.I. All persona
bariag claims against said eatate are re
quired to exhibit tbem for allowance within
one year from the data of said letters, or
tbey may be precluded from haTing any ben
aits of said rotate, and If such claims r re not
preeeated within two years they shall be for
ever barred. Uobekt Chkutophsb,
Administrator.
Your I
Neighbor's1 1
Says it saves time saves money makes overwork unneces
sary. Tell your wife about it, Your grocer sells it.
Made only by
The N. K. Fairbank Company, St. Louis.
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Which
Shall It Be ?
Youb ordees for High Grade Sewing Machines, Bicycles. Vehicles, Baby E
vaiiisjjn, cib.( ptocvt wua local ana retail aeaiers wiin miw vo slx middle
men's profits, or with the old reliable CASH BUYERS UNION, with onlv
one small profit above actual factory
V. .
iid ue Liu uuuui as bu Your Decision,
catalogues and note the unapproachable bargains we are offering 30 differ-
ent style Sewing Machines, ranging in price from $8.00 to $30.00 Bicycles,
a all styles and prices, from $10.75 to $75.00. Those of the latter price being
- equal to wheels sold by agents and dealers at $125.00. We show 150 designs
i a oauy damages me latest, ine nanasomest ail new patterns, many
direct importations. We handle everything under the sun in the
VEHICLE AND HARNESS LINE. BUGGIES. CARRIAGES, PHAE
TONS. ROAD WAGONS. CART8. HARNESS. SADDLES, ETC..
at prices out of reach of competition.
IN PIANOS AND ORGANS we show an
endless variety, at only 10 per cenL above
actual cost to build. In writing for cata
logues, state which to send, as we have a spe
cial catalogue for each line. Address in full
CASH BUYERS' UNION,
B 629. 159.161 W. Van Daren St., CHICAGO. ILL.
aiiiHtnnnniitiMiiiTitimM
GEORGE N. ELLIOTT 8c CO.,
Abstracters Real Estate
AND LOAN AGENTS,
KEYTESVILLE, MISSOURI.
flaring purchased the Knappenberger Abstracts we bare the only complete Abstracts
of Title to all the land and Town Lota in the county. Will furnish reliable Abstracts, Loaa
Money on unincumbered real estate at a low rata of interest, bny and sell real estate.Vex
amine land titles, prepare conveyances, and pay taxes for non-residents and othera. trass
In Court House.
BI - OY
KEATING WHEEL CO.
Holyoke, Mass
Originators of light Bicycles. They have shown
the world how to scientifically place the strength of a
60-ponnd machine in the 19 -pound Keating Roadster.
What a Woman Can Do.
She can look like an angvl under a
shaded lamp and cheese cloth dra
periee. She can endure more discomfort
for a longer period than an able
bodied man, and remember it longer.
She can close up every theater and
church in the country by refusing to
work in them.
She can swathe her body in wool
ens and sealskins end bave only a
rim of cold jet on hr head, and yet
not believe she is taxing rold in the
bitterest weather.
8he will go into hysterics over a
mouse and walk under th hose of a
prancing team of horses without get
ting burr.
c'ix weeks a0 I suffered with a
very severe cold; was almost unable
to speak. My fiiends all advised
iae to consult a physician. Noticing
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy adver
tised in th - t. T'uul V.-l Zeitun. I
pr cured a bottle, and after taking :i
a shoit while was entirely well, i
now most heartily recommend this
remedy to anyone suffering with a
cold. Wm. Kell 678 Selby Ave.
St. Paul, Minn. For sale by W. C.
Gaston.
muu.
cost. If yoa are a money saver there E
VOT . . . . ... . P
w rite iwiav inr nr or nur iiincTrncAO
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Advertising Axioms.
By J. Walter Thompson, of New York. '
The reward of tbe faithful adver
tiser is certain.
Man advertises and tbe people
make purchase.
' Many men, many minds. "Many
ads. in many publication?, many
buyers.
The name and quality of good
goods can be advertised eo as to be
"more lasting than braes." .
M'ikeyour ads. speak the truth
boldlr, acd tbe people will appre
ciate your frankness and reppoml.
''From nothing .(in the leading
publications) nothing comes." From
something, however, lesults are sure
to come.
"May bis fame endure forever"
tb rule. it'ef who advertises with
sens:! -copy that appeals , to the
sense of the people. ... ;
If you're io doubt whether your
trouble is Indigestion or Dyspepsia,
j int take a few doses of Simmons
Liver Regulator, it will settle the
whole qneeti n. ! b ve tried Sim
mons Liv- H ri!:(. ir Dyspepsia
and firol j ,U ng to relieve
me. A tiiai; ii alter meals is sure
to prevent indigestion." S. S. Per
kin, Sharon, Qa. "It is the best
medicine to aid digestion." J. J.
Black, Duncan, Arizona. , . 3